So I messaged this chick on OKcupid about a week ago. I was reading her profile and thought it was pretty funny, I thought she was being sarcastic throughout the whole thing so figured she was a chick I could have a few drinks with and some good conversation.. Turns out I WAS WRONG.
Throughout her profile she talks about how she loves money and will only go on dates with guys with money, yet she's college educated and is into cool stuff that I'm into. Funny books, tv shows, movies etc.. So I figured I'd send her a sarcastic witty message..
I told her I had money and I really wanted to shave her head. Since she messaged back, I figured she got the joke. She started haggling with me on pricing and we agreed at an even 7500 to shave half of her head. We had a mutual friend through the grapevine too so I brought that into the conversation.. Wing bang boom, I get her number and we decide to go out for drinks in her town.
So I show up, and she seems nice. I felt a little let down because she was fatter than her picture seemed to convey (as always) We're goofing off having a beer when she says "So where do you want to shave my head?" I said "Oh I'll just do it right here give me the clippers" joking of course..
The bitch actually brought clippers with her...
Then I said "I was just joking you know? hahaha I thought we were on the same page with that!" Right after I said this, she ERUPTS with anger. For a minute I was thinking she might attack me.
She was saying she had bills to pay and that it's bullshit I didn't have $7500 for her and that she's now wasting her night. I thought this was a shit test or something so I started laughing at her and told her to simmer down.. But she was fucking serious.
She then told me she's a dominatrix (not advertised in profile, never mentioned in conversation) and that she's in a huge amount of debt, that I was fucking her over. Now I just started to get pissed. I told her "Well who's problem is that? Not mine. You never told me you were a dominatrix, I was under the impression that we were just joking around and this wasn't an actual business transaction."
The bitch started to get crazy eyes here.
I quickly swigged down my beer. She was getting all pissy saying how I'm not even sorry to which I replied "You're right, I'm not sorry because I wasn't under the impression that we were carrying out business. I thought we were meeting up for drinks." Totally maintained a calm frame the whole time too while she was SCREAMING at me. Everyone at the bar was staring, so now I figured I could be potentially endangering myself.
I finished my beer, told the bitch "Hey I'm going to go outside for a cigarette." and just went straight to my car and took off.
A few minutes later, I get a text from our mutual friend telling me "Dude that was fucked up what you did, you shouldn't lie to a girl for a date." Didn't even bother replying and just deleted his number too.
I swear, the more people I meet these days the more jaded I become. I really wish I could just meet people who bring some kind of positive element to my social life.