Red Pill ExampleSunday TRP humor - girl requests open relationship while on vacation, boyfriend starts immediately fucking another girl, girlfriend melts down. (self.TheRedPill)

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[–]vanzant38 1016 points1017 points  (140 children)

That's a FUN read.

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    [–][deleted] 173 points174 points  (0 children)

    I like this one:

    Good for him.

    You're an idiot.

    Ha Ha Ha!

    With love,

    The Internet

    [–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet 48 points49 points  (5 children)

    Nice work. The comments in that thread are fantastic.

    [–]Evers89 39 points40 points  (4 children)

    Every single one over there drags this girl over the coals. It's awesome.

    How come they only react like that when it's boldly put it in their face? I swear there's a way to swing this story so she looks like a victim here.

    [–]The_Determinator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    No, if there was it would have been the top comment. The only reason they're actually calling out the gasp! female is because there is absolutely no other way to see the situation.

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I suspect the thread wasn't open long enough for white knights to read all the comments and get offended for the OP. The SJWs tend to abuse the reddit downvoting system to brigade through downvoting anything non PC and upvoting anything vaguely "you go girl".

    [–]SgtSplacker 46 points47 points  (1 child)

    Best comment I found:

    "There's no point calling this other girl a slut because she's not, the same as you wouldn't be a slut if you ended up sleeping with other guys on your trip."

    How thick is the wool over our eyes. That some girl that goes abroad with every intention she had yet to believe she's not a slut...

    Somebodys gotta deserve the title....

    [–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 744 points745 points  (92 children)

    I like the part where the guy is banging the shit out of some chick and she's not even gotten to ride the carousel yet.

    Seems pretty Alpha for a dude who just sits around at home playing XBox most of the day.

    [–]Endorsed Contributorgekkozorz 334 points335 points  (35 children)

    This was a good line on his part:

    "Youve tied my hands. If i tell you i forbid it, ill still be worried if youre being true to your word. By expressing that this is what you want, theres nothing i can do to stop you".

    It's not 100% alpha, but it's definitely TRP aware. He knew he couldn't just say "I demand that you don't fuck anyone" because how the hell is he supposed to control that outcome while she's out partying and getting sloshed on the other side of the world?

    He passed the shit test, though, by playing the classic "agree and amplify" move. He said "sure let's fuck other people"... and then fucked another person.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 252 points253 points  (25 children)

    Oh hell yes he passed the shit test with flying fucking colors when he went out and found someone to bang for the next 3 months.

    I'm sure his GF is having the tingles for him thousands of miles away now.

    Only way to fail now would be to agree to close the relationship before she comes home because we all know she went with the intent to get laid at some point because we'll know at some point it will 'just happen' and she'll magically slip and land on some dude's cock.

    [–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (5 children)

    yeap, next logical step is plate downgrade or just telling her to piss off

    [–]vaker 38 points39 points  (4 children)

    It'll be sweet to tell her when she gets home to find a new boyfriend and a new place to live.

    She'll have definite tingles, so plate downgrade should be possible.

    [–][deleted] 116 points117 points  (15 children)

    You can bet she's gonna be a super bitch and throw it in his face that he fucked some other girl while she didn't fuck anything. She'll act all butthurt and shit. I pray that the guy has the balls to say, "Sweetheart. Your exact words were so-and-so. This was what you wanted."

    Then she'll rant on about how she didn't mean that. pfft. Women

    And who's the fucking neighbor thinking she is? Keeping tabs on our hero like that? Cheeky cunt.

    [–]hashtagpound2point2 62 points63 points  (6 children)

    I bet that neighbor is gonna act like a bitch to the guy for the rest of her life since she probably won't tell the neighbor "Oh don't worry about it. I told him he could fuck other chicks," despite all of this happening because of her.

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (5 children)

    Bah. Women will only see what they want to see. Why should we bend over backwards to clear up the air for them?

    Far as I see it, let her fall into the shithole. Her problem. I used to try and help everyone out, and I went wayyyyy above and beyond. Literally thought it was kindness.

    But kindness doesn't mean you let others walk all over you. Some people deserve the shit they get themselves in. Sometimes. I don't want any dying or anything... I'm still too nice. lol

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      [–]refrigeratorbob 66 points67 points  (0 children)

      "nah, bjs and xbox is pretty sweet, thanks have fun see you soon"

      [–]positiveeagle 27 points28 points  (1 child)

      The next step is for him to take a 3 month sex tourism vacation.

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        [–]vaker 642 points643 points  (19 children)

        Look at the timing:

        • 3 months vacation
        • "Me and Tory left on February 17."
        • "We havent done any partying, we talked to some guys one night but nothing came of it."
        • Posted to reddit on yesterday or today, that is Feb 22 or 23.

        So it's been five days or so but she's already complaining that she didn't have any luck yet: "some guys one night but nothing came of it."

        She absolutely had the intention to ride as much cock in those 3 months as she can squeeze in. This 'something might happen' was utter bullshit.


        One more thing

        I want this slut out of my apartment NOW!!!

        It's her apartment. Anybody wants to take bets that the rent is paid by the boyfriend?

        [–][deleted] 161 points162 points  (3 children)

        That was my first thought too - she says "I won't be looking to fuck any guy I just see, just occasionally IF it happens." Then, she's bitching about how she didn't get piped on her first night out. She was looking for at least 1 cock per friday and saturday at that rate, for a good 3 months straight.

        [–][deleted] 109 points110 points  (1 child)

        And here we see the hamster in its natural enviroment.

        [–]jolly--roger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Read this in David Attenborough's voice.

        [–]through_a_ways 174 points175 points  (8 children)

        The most responsible teenager in the house

        [–]TRP Vanguard: "Dark Triad Expert"IllimitableMan 102 points103 points  (0 children)

        This 'something might happen' was utter bullshit.

        Typical manipulative plausible deniability bullshit women use so they cannot be held accountable, opens up the options to gaslight and be pedantic to evade exposure.

        [–]moresmarterthanyou 29 points30 points  (0 children)

        money on 100% paid by homeboy

        [–]willFour 22 points23 points  (1 child)

        The other girl is a slut, but she just wanted an "open relationship" while on vacation. hmmm.

        [–]vaker 229 points230 points  (21 children)

        Plot twist:

        Sweet old lady living upstairs has a badly set up, unencrypted wifi. Homebody dude captures old lady's email password. Writes email to his gf from old lady's account, complaining that different girls show up every night having loud sex.

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            [–]1PaulRivers10 59 points60 points  (0 children)

            hahahahaha...omg, that would be hilarious

            [–]bam2_89 65 points66 points  (6 children)

            Video games are no longer an indicator of lifestyle. Now it's just something almost everyone does.

            [–]Cats_of_War 28 points29 points  (2 children)

            Seriously, what young guy doesnt play video games or watch netflix?

            [–]seancj133 68 points69 points  (3 children)

            lol 4chan got a hold of this girl's post.


            Here's the deleted thread


            [–]jimbo7771 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            /r/theredpill (and this thread!) got quite a few mentions on that 4chan page, so keep an eye on subscriber counts

            [–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 9 points10 points  (1 child)

            I laughed so hard I thought my neighbors would hear.

            [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

            Watch out for the lady who lives above you.

            [–]______Last_Christmas 29 points30 points  (22 children)

            I'm still trying to figure out "sweet old lady" Kay's motive for emailing her..

            Why, Kay?

            [–][deleted]  (5 children)


              [–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (2 children)

              Because women need the feel of relationships in their life - they need to feel in a place where they are surrounded by positive, chatty energy, where everyone loves them. This is not bad at all - ideally you have a mother in a house, she has her kids, her husband, her nieces and nephews, etc, and she blankets everyone with her nurturing femininity, cares about everyone's problems, provides a nice refreshing environment for the man coming home from his masc. work environment.

              Now when a woman DOESN'T have this family around her, this instinct goes terribly wrong. She lacks a son to care for, a man to look up to, daughters to do feminine shit with, sisters to gossip with, etc. Because she was a annoying slut in her 20s, men used her and girls were smart to get caught up with her, so she has no friends. She's older now, she's fat, there's no single guys. Her own family can't deal with her hamstering.

              All of her positive feminine instincts just well up inside of her with no outlet. This is why 38 year old female store employees will literally talk to you about dumb shit for 15 mins if you accidentally ask them a personal question. They need that flow of social energy in their life, they need to create the illusion that they are sitting happily by the warm fire with their beautiful family and friends. So they constantly inject themselves into every situation, hoping to be a voice of maternal authority or support or nagging, trying desperately to live out a lie.

              [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

              This is the deep dark truth. Your 38 year old female store employee analogy is spot on.

              [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

              Too old to get any dick = live vicariously through younger women, even if they hate those women.

              [–]rptruther 21 points22 points  (11 children)

              How and why did a sweet old lady living above them HAVE her email address?

              [–]foghorn19 96 points97 points  (1 child)

              $5 says she ASKED the old bitch to keep tabs on boyfriend and report if anything happened.

              [–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              She was pitching for Team Woman

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                [–]TRP Vanguardnicethingyoucanthave 37 points38 points  (3 children)

                How and why did a sweet old lady living above them HAVE her email address?

                Am I the only person who is friendly with his neighbors? I have phone numbers and email addresses. I feed dogs when people go out of town. Husband of the lady across the street from me is a civilian contractor who regularly goes to iraq (or at least, he used to) and she's like 60. I used to help her all the time. She came pounding on my door one night because she'd put a coffee cup in the microwave and it had a gold rim or something on it. She didn't turn the microwave off, mind you, she just booked it to my house. She's a very sweet lady and yeah, she has my email.

                [–]meterspersecond 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                Fuckin' Kay

                [–]redpillshadow 346 points347 points  (13 children)

                Best comment in the other thread

                Here's what happened at home - Daniel is a good guy, stays home, takes care of his responsibilities and does right by his girlfriend. His gf planned a trip with friends and he was cool with it. Then she comes home one night and tells Daniel she wants to fuck dudes while she is on vacation. Daniel, being a regular bloke understands this to mean that she will fuck dudes while she is on vacation. Daniel begins to insulate himself emotionally from his ex (she is his ex at this point, ex's fuck other dudes, gf's don't in Daniels worldview). When she leaves for vacation, Daniel accepts an invite to the pub from a girl he works with. After a couple of pints, he explains his new found single status and the work girl is over-joyed. She has liked Daniel for sometime, saw some great qualities in him, but her efforts to flirt had been rebuffed to date because he is a stand-up guy and wouldn't disrespect his gf by engaging in these flirtatious. But now, after Daniels ex gf pissed all over him and their relationship by treating his fidelity in a cavalier and selfish fashion, work girl has her in. Daniel now has a new girlfriend.

                The lesson I (and work girl) take away from this - if you plan on fucking randoms, Daniel ain't gonna fucking be there when you get back.

                She is not his girlfriend anymore. She is his ex-girlfriend. He didn't go out and fucked some other girl, he got himself a new girlfriend.

                [–]otiswild 114 points115 points  (7 children)

                I hope he's boxed up all her shit, put it in storage, and given the key to her family. I hope his new GF helped out, and they took video of it.

                [–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (5 children)

                Oh god I do hope you're right, imagine if she comes home after 3 months and his new girl answers the door.

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                  [–]-RobotDeathSquad- 24 points25 points  (1 child)

                  bitch fight ensues

                  hopefully new girl wins.

                  [–]elevul 54 points55 points  (1 child)

                  new girl answers the door


                  [–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 30 points31 points  (0 children)

                  "We're kinda busy here, what do you need?"

                  [–]DigitalMonocle 26 points27 points  (2 children)

                  Maybe the reason the thread got deleted was that the "Boyfriend" posted on the story. Even better karma...

                  [–][deleted] 437 points438 points  (38 children)

                  The key phrase:

                  Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

                  [–]InferiousX 407 points408 points  (29 children)

                  If he was a club promoter or something similar with a lot of social proof and access to attractive women in that regard, she wouldn't even have thought about this idea for a split second

                  [–]Hrel 389 points390 points  (23 children)

                  Absolutely, the only reason she wanted to do this was because she thought she'd have sex with other guys and he wouldn't be able to fuck anyone else.

                  [–]seancj133 232 points233 points  (22 children)

                  Hamsters gonna hamst.

                  [–]meterspersecond 98 points99 points  (6 children)

                  Permission to use the word "hamst"?

                  [–]seancj133 102 points103 points  (3 children)

                  permission granted.

                  [–]x7CR7x 49 points50 points  (2 children)

                  This is fucking baffling. Women think by virtue of the fact that someone is a homebody they're a shut in. Myself, and many of my bros stay in because we legitimately have shit to do (business related) and girls always pull the "You're no fun, blah blah" card.

                  [–]cashmoney_x 73 points74 points  (1 child)

                  BINGO. Insanely selfish on her part.

                  [–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (2 children)

                  Makes me so mad that someone can treat their partner that way. Presuming they are below you and exploiting it to be a selfish cunt. The fact that she got burned makes me SO FUCKING HAPPY. Schadenfreude at its finest.

                  [–]16 TRP VanguardTRPsubmitter 186 points187 points  (7 children)

                  The encounter was purely sexual, she was drunk, and they used protection. The next day the boy was out of her life completely and that was it. I vehementely disagreed with doing all this behind her boyfriends back though.

                  This is infuriating. Here she is in backwards fashion sneakily trying to imply that "it doesn't count" for her or her feeeeemale friends. "hey it was a confusing situation!", as the guy's dick plunges into her.

                  This is why no one respects these bitches. They don't even have the self-respect to own up to their decisions. If you cheat, do it and admit you did it.

                  I explained that i wasnt going to be looking to fuck every guy i see that im attracted to, and that my love for him was as strong as ever, but i also wanted to be able act freely and party like other girls my age.

                  "Love is strong as ever?" So disingenuous.

                  And no, you don't get to keep your bf and "act freely and party". Make a decision. He doesn't owe you that and assuming he does makes you a cunt.

                  [–]IDefyAxioms 26 points27 points  (1 child)

                  This is infuriating. Here she is in backwards fashion sneakily trying to imply that "it doesn't count" for her or her feeeeemale friends. "hey it was a confusing situation!", as the guy's dick plunges into her.

                  Reminds me of this lyric. So funny how they rationalize this shit.

                  [–]elevul 20 points21 points  (2 children)

                  The next day the boy was out of her life completely and that was it.

                  This is actually a PERFECT example of how women don't understand that men don't value emotional commitment as much as they value sexual monogamy. She just doesn't understand the huge difference in value that women and men give to these two different parts of a relationship, and the underlying reasons for it.

                  [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  To me this post reflects exactly what it is we say about perceptions of cheating:

                  Females are more concerned with the emotional connections of their partners with others, men are more concerned with physical cheating.

                  It's really obvious that what burns her the most is that her bf is in one place with one girl drinking fine wine in front of the fireplace and fucking on the bear skin rug. It burns her. What was she up to? You know, no real attachment to the nightly rail riding on the beach. So it's not really cheating, right? Especially if we're in an open relationship...

                  My favorite part of this post is that she wants to try to control her bf from thousands of miles away by hiding information and claiming that it is her second thoughts about compromising 'what we have' by hooking up with strangers that has caused this change of heart. I honestly don't think this post is a troll (and frequently I do) because of this last part, it's just perfect enough: a true to life narcissistic rationalization, finally revealed as a desperate measure to make their 'relationship' all about her and her feelings.

                  [–]1deptii 404 points405 points  (12 children)

                  TLDR: Please allow me to be the slut I want to be for these 3 months, but stay home and masturbate while I'm getting miles of strange dick, ok?

                  [–][deleted] 98 points99 points  (11 children)

                  Also, who the fuck gets a 3 month vacation to partyland?

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                    [–]Torps 37 points38 points  (3 children)

                    sad part is the guys dont even want her.

                    [–]greatGoD67 41 points42 points  (0 children)

                    Well, She only had a few days. Granted, so did he.

                    [–]torrentialtomato 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                    Nah, that's part of the reason this is so funny.

                    [–]qualia00 230 points231 points  (15 children)

                    She thought she could have her cake and eat it too. Well? Happy birthday to the ground!!!

                    Seriously though, I see the typical solipsism and hamster rationalization in here. If the story is true, good on the guy for having options. Reminds of this article in TRP:


                    Action yielding a desirable reaction = success

                    Action yielding an undesirable reaction = mistake

                    You always want to make sure you have options.

                    [–]deepsouthscoundrel 65 points66 points  (2 children)

                    She thought she could have her cake and eat it too. Well? Happy birthday to the ground!!!

                    Welcome to the real world, jackass!

                    [–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

                    This has to be immortalized

                    That shit is funny.

                    [–]ytismylife 21 points22 points  (0 children)

                    First line of this comment gave me a good laugh.

                    [–]Jkobzen 112 points113 points  (17 children)

                    "The encounter was purely sexual, she was drunk, and they used protection."

                    I remember reading about this here. The way women and men define cheating. Most women does not see sexual encounter as cheating its much more about the emotional connection with another woman. This is just yet another proof to it.

                    [–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (11 children)

                    what probably set her off the most is that he was seeing the same girl regularly

                    [–]vaker 131 points132 points  (7 children)

                    Correct. Males are threatened by physical cheating (cuckoldry). Females feel threatened by emotional relationships (loss of access to male's resources).

                    [–]PokesHoleInCondoms 74 points75 points  (0 children)

                    It reminds me of a post I saw on /r/korea regarding the prostitution business there. One of the posters was an English tutor for the wife of an executive at a major Korean Chaebol (or conglomerate.) It was fairly obvious why he was coming back home late every night since it's perfectly normal in that business culture for these executives to get together after work to party and fuck high end prostitutes. But she said that she wasn't really bothered by that since it's purely physical and he comes home every night to her. What she was worried about was that hot, young translator his company hired who's accompanying her husband on long business trips abroad and spending an awful lot of time with him.

                    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                    This is evidenced in the fact that women try and use men as emotional tampons. Also the countless examples of girls who have other guy friends they use for emotional support. I had 2 girlfriends in a row that I'm sure (as sure as you can be at least) that they weren't physically cheating on me, but they were emotionally involved with other guys.

                    [–]parkman47 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                    (stepping from lurker to active member in this comment).

                    Your words have probably been said before however this it the first time I've read them so succinctly put. This is the truest of statements I have found in identifying differences in our relationship needs.

                    [–]Endorsed Contributorgekkozorz 146 points147 points  (11 children)

                    [–]connorcook13 39 points40 points  (7 children)

                    Why did the hamster spin the wheel clockwise, and then lose its footing and get flung counter-clockwise?

                    [–]bassivemalls 100 points101 points  (1 child)

                    Because hamsters don't make no logical sense, fool.

                    [–]through_a_ways 22 points23 points  (0 children)

                    Female spatial intelligence.

                    [–]Senior ContributorDemonspawn 45 points46 points  (0 children)

                    I don't think the hamster lost footing, I think the wheel seized and the hamster ran itself off the wheel.

                    Makes it even more deliciously appropriate: When reality hits, the hamster goes flying.

                    [–]jethreezy 51 points52 points  (4 children)

                    She just started on her trip too, it's gonna be a stressful 3 months for this girl LOL

                    [–]DanReggins 40 points41 points  (3 children)

                    With lots of meaningless 5-minute pump-and-dump hostel sex that will leave her feeling each time even more empty than before.

                    [–]2johnnight 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                    That notch count is gonna go wwwaaaayyyy up until she "finds herself".

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                    [–]Tarnsman4Life 64 points65 points  (1 child)

                    Yep; the moment she realized not only is he getting laid, not only is he getting laid often but he is got laid BEFORE her she blew a gasket.

                    [–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                    And it's not to random sluts. It's the same chick, doing things to her bf she'd never do.

                    [–]Theophagist 47 points48 points  (5 children)

                    No shit?! People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

                    Not when you pour water on a slice of bread.

                    [–]CaptainDerpknocker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                    I'm absolutely going to use this.

                    [–]AnotherPint 38 points39 points  (3 children)

                    As a post-modern woman, OP claims the right to make the rules. She also demands the right to change the rules anytime via whining, wheedling, or weeping. Or just throwing the game board on the floor.

                    And she's wounded and outraged when someone calls bullshit.

                    [–]Sete_Sois 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                    post-modern woman

                    okay what exactly is a post-modern woman?

                    [–]AnotherPint 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                    One who understands the dividends of feminism solely in terms of perceived "rights," privileges and licenses, and not at all in terms of responsibilities, equality, or accountability.

                    [–]TRP VanguardArchwinger 42 points43 points  (5 children)

                    "Wait! When I said I wanted to 'temporarily open' our relationship, I meant for ME! You're supposed to sit at home with your dick in your hand and tears in your eyes, then welcome me back with open arms, marry me, and provide for me for the rest of my life!"

                    "It's just sex! Unless you do it, in which case it's betrayal."

                    [–]Ceekoe 75 points76 points  (11 children)

                    This clearly illustrates the polarity between the feminist imperative thrust on young girls today that says the consequences of a modern woman's exploits were paid for by the suffering of previous generations of women, and the practical outcome of behavior associated with the expression of that imperative. How dare we not accept Ms. Xs proposal to sew her seeds with strange men with grace and humility, then await her return home as a "better, more fulfilled woman"? It is unthinkable that a man should expect loyalty, commitment or self-control from his mate.

                    Undercut this with the delusional construct that all men are cheaters. Simply by his response and subsequent behavior Mr. X shines a spotlight on his own commitment and monogamy until it is no longer part of their relational contract.

                    [–]1PaulRivers10 48 points49 points  (2 children)

                    Feminism has simply turned women into the men that they used to critisize, claim were victimizing them, and say were bad.

                    They used to go on and on about what bastards men who said "it was just sex! it didn't mean anything!" were. All that's changed is that now they're saying that to.

                    [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

                    I'm handing this to my son when he turns 13

                    [–]Tarnsman4Life 72 points73 points  (9 children)

                    That was really fun. Woman sounds like a 4 if she's having that much trouble getting laid. Meanwhile bf brought a spinning plate right into the mix.

                    She's shattered because her attempt to game him backfired.

                    [–]abcd_z 19 points20 points  (8 children)

                    Woman sounds like a 4 if she's having that much trouble getting laid.

                    As mentioned upthread, it was only 5 days of vacation before she posted to Reddit.

                    [–]Tarnsman4Life 31 points32 points  (6 children)

                    I'm sorry; if a decent looking woman (7-10) is looking to get laid she can easily find at least one, if not 2 or 3 men in that time.

                    [–]refrigeratorbob 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                    Even a 4, if she REALLY wanted to, could make it happen, just keep buying dudes drinks

                    [–]Tarnsman4Life 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                    Yep pretty much; with OKC, Tinder, Skout, other apps like that you have to be pretty disgusting before its what I would call difficult to find sex if thats what your after.

                    [–]TP_2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                    The thing about women is they typically believe their own bullshit.

                    When they say "I'm not going out looking for cock" to themselves, they believe it, and typically also have retardedly unrealistic standards, regardless of their own physical attractiveness.

                    So add these together and you get a billion "opps it just happened" stories. Just not every night of the week.

                    [–]IMissOsama 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                    His new girlfriend was "spending time" there. That means they must have hooked up on at least the first or second day of her vacation. True props, he was off like a racehorse to find some new pussy.

                    [–]TRP Vanguard: "Dark Triad Expert"IllimitableMan 62 points63 points  (5 children)

                    And of course he would have the same opportunity as me, he would be able to freely see girls if he chose to.

                    Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

                    Behold that manipulation right there guys. She trys to sound like she's reasonable but she knows exactly what she's doing, this is a power game and premeditated. She's in an environment to fuck and she's the girl (does the choosing, not the convincing) in the mating game whilst he's just sat at home and is a guy and therefore must work much harder to get sex. She tries to sell it as a fair deal, but if it was a fair deal she wouldn't offer it - this is an entirely one sided deal and she tries to make it seem like she's buying into the whole equal shit but she's not, the dynamics of this situation clearly favour her rather than him, she exemplifies that by saying "i dont expect him to get with a girl anyway" whilst she parties half way across the world with a bunch of sluts and wants to be guilt-free of being a whore.

                    "I have debated for days whether to send this to you and potentially ruin your vacation. But you deserve to know the truth. Daniel has been seeing another woman since you left. There is no doubt that he is seeing her, she has come over most nights and I have heard them being intimate. You deserve so much better. I'm so sorry."

                    The old lady goes to bat for the womans team straightaway, knowing nothing of the situation and saying this chick deserves better. That's the joke, she's the one who instigated the infidelity. Notice how quickly and unquestionably she sided with the woman? 99.9% of women do this and are like this.

                    I thought i could handle this open relationship arrangement. I cant. This message shattered my heart into a million pieces. This isnt what i intended at all

                    She could handle it if it was on her terms and she had it under control, she can't handle it because her supposedly introverted boyfriend who wouldn't get any tail is smashing the next girl and she hasn't even got herself some dick yet. She's heartbroken because essentially he violated their relationship before she did. It's hilarious I can't help but see the dissonance in the double standard here.

                    I regret ever taking Michelles advice and opening my stupid mouth. I dont want him to fuck other girls, i dont want to fuck other guys.

                    Now he's demonstrated high value by showing he can get other girls, you suddenly find him attractive again and get a little bit of respect, this is fucking dread game in full swing right here. Michelle poisoned this girls mind with bluepill bullshit and she was an idiot to put it into action. Michelle is not the kind of person I'd want any of my girlfriends hanging around with.

                    People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

                    You must take responsibility for your actions young girl.

                    How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch?

                    You always want to have your cake and eat it. First it was not losing your relationship while going and fucking some strange whilst you thought he couldn't get any. Now you know he's getting some you want your cake again by reasserting your dominance over him and expecting him to just "trust you" to have enough self-discipline to not fuck anyone for the next few months. This is fucking hilarious honestly. I love the U-TURN here, the only reason you changed your mind at all was because he got another pussy, if he hadn't you'd have been a slut and had no regrets. So simple and so easy to read.

                    I am beyond hurt, this feels so wrong and so sick.

                    Because he beat you at your own game, you lose. You took a risk and it didn't pay off, you got greedy.

                    Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that i know there's another woman. Thoughts?

                    These bitches are just born with manipulation skills aren't they? This is all total horseshit designed just to stop him fucking this other girl because she can't handle it. Again, hilarious.

                    [–]Pushnikov 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                    Your analysis highlights the prime example of a woman needing a committed validation tool (boyfriend). Without that sense of comfort knowing that someone wants her at all times without question or "judgement", she falls apart into insecurity. Now that she feels threatened by that other girl and she is thousands of miles away and can't do anything at all, she feels powerless.

                    [–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                    Don't forget her calling the work girl a slut that needs to get out of her apartment. Yeah...

                    [–]InferiousX 56 points57 points  (1 child)

                    I had an ex do almost this exact thing.

                    When she thought I was out with another girl, my phone was blowing up. It didn't take long for us to break it off, and even after we were split she was going insane over me being with other girls.

                    Yet it was all her idea.

                    [–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                    Nothing but a shit test. And you passed

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                    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                    CultOfBlackPhillip had some good insight, too:

                    When a person suggests an open relationship, what is really implied regardless of it being true is "I have set up or am looking for somebody new to fuck, but I want you as my safety net to come back to when i'm done."

                    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

                    This is one of the rare occasions when /relationships does not support the hamster and comfort her for all the bad things that suprisingly happened to her.

                    [–]1FloranHunter 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                    My tentative hypothesis is that they put way too much stock in words. When the hamster merely acts wrongly, they support it. When the hamster speaks wrongly (eg asking for an open relationship, not just cheating then crying about it) they don't support it.

                    [–][deleted]  (7 children)


                    [–]Endorsed Contributorredpillbanana 89 points90 points  (0 children)

                    Even if it is not true, it's a wonderful fairytale that I'm going to read to my grandkids.

                    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

                    Did this woman just take relationship advice from someone who destroyed their relationship? This would be called weird back in the day, now it's called feminism.

                    [–]TRP VanguardVZPurp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                    I'm not sure why women in otherwise good positions take advice from women getting divorces or slutting around, but I believe it's called "normal" now.

                    [–][deleted]  (2 children)


                    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

                    God, this is beautiful

                    [–]ytismylife 21 points22 points  (1 child)

                    Loved it. Instant mood boost. Thanks.

                    [–]nuone99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                    Funny ain't it? My mood was significantly boosted, too :)

                    [–]analrapeage 21 points22 points  (1 child)

                    Proving, as always

                    1) the best female attractant is pre-selection

                    2) an open relationship is not a relationship

                    [–]still_very_alive 43 points44 points  (0 children)

                    Moments like these are an oases of sweetness in a desert of pure female entitlement.

                    [–]1FloranHunter 43 points44 points  (5 children)

                    Her cardinal sin: greed. She had a boyfriend, an apartment, money enough to vacation for months. But that wasn't enough for her: she needed to fuck more guys. Party harder. It blinded her to the conditions of her wealth: principally fidelity. Ah well.

                    [–]rdaily207 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                    what a fucking slut. she can't have it both ways. being a whore was her idea, so she can hardly complain. what a totally manipulative cunt.

                    [–]rashnull 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                    That relationship was pretty much over the moment she opened her filthy mouth.

                    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                    EDIT: guys, seriously stop it. I know i fucked up, i brought it all on myself. Kicking me while im down isnt helping.

                    It's certainly helping my mood

                    [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                    It's like her actions came with consequences. Such a novel concept.

                    [–]EHjulstrom 130 points131 points  (5 children)

                    Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that i know there's another woman. Thoughts?

                    As a girl this infuriates me, this shitty under-the-table manipulation. She's going to play innocent and try to make him feel bad about doing what she suggested. What a cunt.

                    [–]Clauderoughly 17 points18 points  (0 children)




                    [–]doctormisterjohn 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                    Some years ago a gal I had been with for 4 years decided she was going to move back to Dallas and we should see other people. A week after she left I was dating someone else and a week after that I was shagging her. The ex clearly felt angry because she expected me to come crawling after her. Felt good then and feels good now.

                    [–]CultOfBlackPhillip 33 points34 points  (9 children)

                    I managed to get a post in there before it was deleted, I told her she's gotten exactly what she asked for and that it was hypocritical of her to hold her bf to a standard she wasn't going to hold herself to, most of the comments in the thread we're surprisingly similar. Her only advice would be to not try to weasel her way out of theoretical future cheating from now on, but it looks like all she wanted was people to make her feel better about being upset.

                    [–]lovelustus 38 points39 points  (3 children)

                    That's exactly what she wanted, she didn't want actionable advice. She wanted everyone to tell her how shitty her soon to be X is and validate her own ridiculous behavior.

                    If someone has her username I highly recommend sending her this thread. The only dick she should be worried about is the long, hard dick of reality.

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                      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                      This isnt what i intended at all, i wanted the freedom to act in the moment.

                      "But-but-but I thought I guarded myself against any consequences for my actions! Why do actions insist upon having consequences?! This isn't how daddy, society, and university taught me life would be!"

                      Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

                      This is one of my favorite parts. This was a nakedly obvious shit test and he passed. She was probably getting bored of him "being a homebody" (not that she'd admit to her boredom), so she figured she'd go fuck around awhile with some slut friends. She figured he'd do what he always does and chill out at home, which would be a shit test failure. "I'll tell him he'd be free to do it too, but obviously he won't. So really I'm just giving myself a free pass to whore around for a few months! I can't lose!" She thought she fucking had him. She'd found her beta bucks, and managed to find some alpha fucks without guilt. But he alpha'd the fuck up and passed with flying, vibrant colors.

                      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      Haha. What an absolute hypocrite. Her bf should up the ante. And go out with his friends and pull some more. Also who is more of a slut. The girl who wanted to go on vacation to Fuck random strangers or the other girl.

                      [–]WeAreAllSheep 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      So the cliffs are that she wanted to have sex with european guys while expecting her boyfriend to wait patiently for her like a chump? Then he found a new better girl and she's jealous now?


                      excuse me


                      [–]ModAerobus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                      What a bitch. She thought she could have her cake and eat it too. I'm so glad her BF put her in her place.

                      And men take note. Dread game works.

                      Edit: And on another note, I'm really happy that /r/relationships is telling her that she fucked up instead of offering shit advice like "you need counseling."

                      [–][deleted]  (2 children)


                      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                      Yep you're correct with that decision.

                      Funnily enough creepy middle aged men are viewed as the worlds main sex tourists, I would strongly argue it is young women "discovering themselves"/"sucking dick".

                      [–]Wesnile420 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                      Hey, stupid. Do you think he'll stop now? Bet that coworker is moved in by the time you get home. Pre-emptive slut fail.

                      [–]expectingrain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                      God she's a horrible person.

                      [–]Gyaltso 40 points41 points  (50 children)

                      I wouldn't be surprised if mr.homebody was an RP genius and went next door to have a nice little chat with the old lady convincing her to send this "concerned" email to his GF. That would be brilliant.

                      [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (17 children)

                      I doubt the old lady would go along with such deviant manipulation unless she was like hardcore traditionalist. As earlier discussed, women tend to side with other women.

                      [–]MelodyMyst 29 points30 points  (1 child)

                      Not the old ones... That hate these young bitches and the way they act.

                      [–]1PaulRivers10 23 points24 points  (7 children)

                      I doubt the old lady would go along with such deviant manipulation unless she was like hardcore traditionalist. As earlier discussed, women tend to side with other women.

                      No, women appear to stand up for each other on the surface, but behind the scenes they're constantly infighting, backstabbing, and shaming each other.

                      A woman from an older generation also doesn't have the "oh it's so bad to slut shame! and girls should be able to sleep around freely!" mentality that girls of our generation have. She's probably FAR more used to critisizing girls for being promiscuous.

                      Problem is, the old lady doesn't know the girls friends or social circle, and even if she did they wouldn't listen to an old lady anyways. So she can't talk about her behind her back. Plus the girl is out of the country.

                      And since this girl has a friend providing social validation for her choice to slut it up, making her feel bad (even if it was possible) isn't going to work either. She's not going to feel like she's doing something wrong with her friend right there telling her she's doing something right.

                      So dread game or negging is the only option left. "you deserve better than this" is CLASSIC female-to-female shaming or negging language. It's real life concern trolling.

                      It's not necessarily that the guy "convinced" the little old lady to send this email. It's more likely that the guy is a classic nice guy beta, the little old lady likes him, and he was telling his story to the little old lady. This lady goes "oh, dear, well - I think I know what I can say to her to get her to stop this foolish behavior".

                      That assumes the above story is real, though. There's a few things that make it implausible as being realistic.

                      [–]Gyaltso 37 points38 points  (5 children)

                      Nah dude, you underestimate a mans ability to charm an old lady

                      [–]LinkenSphere 22 points23 points  (3 children)

                      Why is this downvoted? the man is basically correct. Old ladies are easy to charm and they sometimes like getting involved in random things like these. They are also friendly towards young male neighbors.

                      [–]random_reddit_accoun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                      My Aunt and Grandmother would have done this in a heartbeat. If they found out what was going on, my aunt would march right up to the BF and suggest something like this herself. My Grandma would have just done it and told the BF what she'd done.

                      [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

                      Twist: The old lady agreed, but he had to fuck her to make it happen.

                      [–]Gyaltso 26 points27 points  (0 children)

                      Alpha old lady

                      [–]2comment 22 points23 points  (3 children)

                      Tonight i checked my email at an internet cafe and there was a message from Kay, a sweet old lady who lives above us in our apartment complex.

                      Do people know their neighbors this well? Fuck, I don't even know my next door neighbor's name and I've been living here for over 5 years.

                      [–]RAL9000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                      Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for.

                      How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch? And let him know that i will be 100% faithful on my trip?

                      This Hamster is shooting for the Gold Medal

                      What a feel-good story. Thanks for posting.

                      [–]Mechanik_J 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                      Fucking, Michelle, always giving terrible relationship advice.

                      [–]AVeryMadFish 26 points27 points  (1 child)

                      I really want to buy that guy a beer.

                      [–]bama79rolltide 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                      "How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch? And let him know that i will be 100% faithful on my trip? I don't even know how i am going to look at him when i get home. I am beyond hurt, this feels so wrong and so sick."

                      It is wrong and sick. No rules were broken. I would say she goofed, but then I read this part again:

                      "I honestly hadn't thought about it like that, i felt like i could easily go 3 months without having sex."

                      Daniel dodges a bullet. He had a girl blowing him while he played Madden. Keep it up Daniel!

                      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                      Looks like she got exactly what she wanted! I love happy endings!

                      [–]Totsean 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                      Request AMA of the BF.

                      [–]charlie_bodango 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                      On this night: A great justice has occurred. I have regained some small amount of faith in humanity. This made me happy.

                      [–]batman50 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                      Talking with Michelle about a month ago, she asked what im going to do about Daniel. I honestly hadnt thought about it like that, i felt like i could easily go 3 months without having sex. And id never want to betray Daniel's trust. But Michelle made a good case for 'opening' our relationship while i was away - she said (paraphrasing): "Of course you love Daniel. But traveling is about experiencing new things, and that includes sex. Youll say it wont happen now, but you just have to trust me that once youre their youll feel different. Daniel is going to wonder either way if youre fucking other guys on your trip. Just be upfront with him and see what he says."

                      Slut getting others to slut. And of course, she never considered her what her boyfriend would do. This is not only hamestering, this is narcissism and stupidity all on one.

                      I wouldn't be surprise if Michele is the one banging her BF.

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                      [–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                      I'm looking for women's opinions.

                      I'm not asking for your opinion!

                      She was looking for validation

                      [–]A_Seabear 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                      Funny to see her friend actually telling her how it is, never thought I'd see that from the horse's mouth.

                      [–]watersign 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                      wow, talk about hamstering. props for this dude being a "homebody who plays video games and netflix"



                      [–]Kharn0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                      Tory is right, you can change your mind and regret decisions, but you also have to live with them, like an adult, not a child.

                      [–]yourbrotherrex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      This is hilarious.
                      She wanted her cake and the ability to eat it, too.
                      She just didn't think anyone else would have the nerve to want cake.

                      Newsflash: most people LOVE cake, especially if it's cake that you've been given free, all-you-can-eat, access to.
                      I guess she just couldn't understand that other people like cake, too (how dare him?), and now she's gonna have to go back and change all the free-cake rules.

                      She'll be very lucky if he's already satisfied his sweet tooth.

                      [–]FortunateBum 65 points66 points  (16 children)

                      So... she tells her boyfriend to fuck other women and he does and she realizes it was a horrible mistake?

                      Lesson here: Never ever take literally anything that comes out of a woman's mouth. If your gf tells you to fuck other women, you know for sure she's not saying that.

                      [–]carrotplanter 123 points124 points  (10 children)

                      she tells her boyfriend to fuck other women

                      Nah son see she told her bf that she might be in a situation to fuck other dudes and so she needed to know that she could do so with no consequences. The bf wasn't meant to think the rule applied to him as well!

                      [–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 73 points74 points  (3 children)

                      No the truth is like most women who pull this stunt. She thought her man was sufficiently beta-ized that he would not be able to get new pussy in the 3 months she was gone or that the 'wife/gf-goggles' effect would have him waiting until she got home for some sex.

                      She never expected him to be a sleeping alpha and start banging some chick immediately after she left.

                      I was never a big fan of schadenfreude until I joined TRP. But it's nice to see women reap what they sow.

                      [–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet 25 points26 points  (2 children)

                      Schadenfreude: German chocolate cake for the soul.

                      [–]UnimpressedAsshole 42 points43 points  (3 children)

                      he would have the same opportunity as me, he would be able to freely see girls if he chose to

                      I wonder...

                      This isnt what i intended at all, i wanted the freedom to act in the moment. He is taking this as a free pass to regularly fuck some girl


                      [–]InferiousX 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                      Exactly this.

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                        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                        Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for. No shit?! People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

                        Sometimes I really think we should stop teaching women how to read and write.

                        [–]thekidfromthegutter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                        Can't wait the part when she came back and act all sweet and innocent, but her bf already decided to dump her sorry ass. that would be epic

                        [–]1kick6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                        Consequences. Choices have them, and every once in a blue moon, a western woman is forced to acknowledge that they exist, and gasp they even apply to her!

                        [–]kragshot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                        This line is the key to the entire post:

                        "This isnt what i intended at all i wanted the freedom to act in the moment."

                        See what's bolded? The "i" is what that was all about. She wanted the freedom to fuck around in Europe with the party boys and she expected him to just stay at home and deal with it.

                        The free sex was for meeee...not you! How could you do that to meeee? I was the one who wanted the freedom!

                        It doesn't get any better than that!

                        [–]fuk_offe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                        How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch?

                        That's because you are one, honey.

                        [–]nuone99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                        I just ADORE the whiteknight responses in the redditlog. Dig user /u/Nievvein and how he keeps defending her and telling her to send people to check up on her boyfriend and make sure he stops seeing the girl.

                        I swear, whiteknights like this must think that if they defend the reddit internet girl, then she'll fall in love with them and fly out to them and they'll finally lose their virginity.

                        [–]Hrel 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                        I think it's hilarious that she didn't think SHE could go 3 months without sex but her boyfriend could and would. How do you get to be 24 and never learn how much stronger men's sex drives are than women's?

                        [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                        without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch

                        Holy fucking shit! She's able to critically look at herself. She recognizes the hypocrisy.

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