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is it normal if this girll wanted me to fart on her face during sex.. this happened two days ago at first i thought she was joking but she said she wasn’t. i said “okay..” and spread my cheeks shoved her face in them and ripped a juocy ass fart. felt disgusting but i could tell she was getting off on it

i find it fuckin disgusting could any of you guys see this girl again after that?

been seeing her for 2 months now have a couple of other plates she didn’t tell me of this fetish until two days ago

haven’t spoken to her since saterday

[–]light_a_man_a_fire 1 points1 points [recovered]

Hey man at least she knows what she wants, that's more exciting than a chick who thinks she can just starfish and expect to be pleased.

[–]SneakyTouchy 44 points45 points  (3 children)

You might think farting is next level, but she also may have been too embarrassed to admit she was hoping for an accident.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fuckin hell dude. I never even thought of that. That makes it way worse

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pwwwthhh plop

[–]willyrekintosh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So OP, the question you got to ask yourself: Would you give her the turd?

[–]TRPTosser 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Shit on her chest next time.

[–]TheRiseAndFall 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Best way to assert dominance right there.

[–]Conor_Niggregor 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]chachaChad 44 points45 points  (8 children)

I don't understand how it's possible to fart on command? Is that a thing?

[–]Pluglord 153 points154 points  (5 children)

Yeah but only Chads and alphas can do it.

[–]chachaChad 53 points54 points  (1 child)

I'm sure it's somewhere on the sidebar that I foolishly missed.

[–]FirstnameLastnamePKA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Muh genetics prevent this. Ill never be alpha, bring back incels!

[–]recursoinominado 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]11-Eleven-11 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]RedPilledGodEmperor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this comment is so savage that I love it

[–]Senior Endorsedmax_peenor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pull my finger.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I lot of guys keep one in the chamber when they’re with a girl they like. This is cause they feel it would be embarrassing to let one out

[–]bickisnotmyname 74 points75 points  (0 children)

😂😂 this post 👌🏻

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Christ. You’ve found a unicorn.

[–]NiceTryDisaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fart powered unicorn

[–]nofilmynofucky 54 points55 points  (2 children)



[–]table_it_bot 37 points38 points  (1 child)


[–]Rosace_89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP finally made it

[–]Senior Endorsedmax_peenor 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I read this in the voice of Eric Cartman.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Escalate to show your dominance and lack of intimidation.

Shit in your hand and fling it at her when she comes in the door.

Start leaving pieces of shit in her food

Be creative man, its time to be an alpha

[–]NiceTryDisaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol this is just hilarious you monster

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Eat some mexican food & shit on that bitch.

[–]Nomfwic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I just spat my beer lololol

[–]DonnySequoiaBuddz707 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Have her lick the balloon knot man. It's in the bag. This is the type of shit that makes me so weary of LTR.

[–]LordThunderbolt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Alpha widowed by a face farting Chad. There is no going back

[–]burrrahhh 1 points1 points [recovered]

I wouldnt kiss her again, imagine how much shit she must've eaten.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude... this. Not her first rodeo. She was probably a scat queen back in Junior High. I’d next this hussy.

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is this normal???

Fuck, you boys watch too much of the wrong porn

[–]GunnarX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I joked with my FWB that I was gonna sit on her face. She told me to do it.

I wouldn’t feel comfortable subjecting a girl to that unless I had showered shortly before. It just doesn’t compute.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmao almost spewed my chicken reading this

[–]IVIaskerade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Piss on her to mark your territory.

[–]r6_rider 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’d do it just because it’s fuckin hilarious. That’s the kind of girl that’ll give a blumpkin. 100% into my weekly rotation

[–]Kommanderdude 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tell her only if she tongue thrashes your asshole while you do it.

[–]1RedPillFusion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hope you know how hilarious this is.

[–]DebonairD 3 points4 points  (3 children)

“Is it normal?”

[–]grt55ef5 0 points1 point  (2 children)

is carrying old condoms full of cum in your pocket normal? cuz thats normal to you....Lmao

[–]DebonairD 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Damn young man you’re more persistent than a hurt female lmao.

I can’t give you any more attention than this today though, try again tomorrow

[–]grt55ef5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are you too busy washing jizz stains off your pants, mr cum-collector?

[–]LordThunderbolt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit in her mouth next time

[–]nummas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha. Fuck it, if she asked me I would. I once fucked a girl that loved tossing salad. Everyone has different quirks.

[–]BusterVadge 7 points8 points  (3 children)

What horse shit... So you're telling us that you can fart whenever she ask, like you have on on deck all the time?

[–]FriendlyAdvisor-v2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One in the fucking chamber.

[–]dylanrockz2002 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I do mate. I save them up for when I go into the headmaster's office and then i load it with farts hahahaha it's bloody mental

[–]Occams_Stubble 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this turns you off then find some method of complete domination that you like and tell her to do it. Tie her up, write on her, force her to call you master ... something you want.

[–]eccentricrealist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe she's Brazilian

[–]huge_gap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you fart in her face while fucking? Doggie with her in a pretzel? Pull out and fart then go back to town? If i did that I would pass out from laughing. This post 6/10 would laugh again. 👌

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Tell her you’ll only do it if you can go to White Castle first

[–]JaYogi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taco Bell

[–]VladvonK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Give her pink eye.

[–]dylanrockz2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mate this is bloody mental hahahahaha i have had some crazy requests from wild slags but this is another level altogether hahaha you are so fucking mental and random

[–]DeathToTheZog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I would have violated that braud.

[–]ahmetsaka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a good way of showing dominance op.Great 😂👌

[–]AlmightyFiNeSseN 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it normal? Not at all. It’s weird as shit. But everyone has their kinks.

If you can deal with it and don’t mind farting in her face, keep doing it. If not, tell her you’re not comfortable with it. Simple as that

[–]jojithedevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]IJustTalkedToJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking. Hilarious. If you like it, keep doing it. I would definitely find it weird af and find me some new thots.

[–]AstuteBlackMan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

She's the one. Marry her. She wants your kids b

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Kids, ask your mother about how I used to rip fucking farts right in her face.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fake and gay.

[–]1walawalawa 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]MathOfCorn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you piss in her mouth next?

[–]Wheysteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now ask of her your desires.

[–]TheRealMewt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Maybe she has daddy issues and her father used to do that shit to her when she was little.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Definitely this. Dads always fart on their daughters’ faces

[–]Two_kids_in_a_coat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, weird to me but cool that she isn’t ashamed to tell you what she likes in bed. That’s what’s important

[–]user_none 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you fart on your hand and lick it afterwards? Well, kissing her after blowing a cloud of methane in her face... You get my drift.


[–]Jyontaitaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she wants you to do that get your own kink in. I recommend getting her to suck your balls really adds to the blowjob experience

[–]9toro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol freaky, i mean you don't have to do it

[–]McVaghunter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If she doesn't fart back then she's the prefect girl for me.