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I mean shes a clean girl HB7 works out then goes straight to work gets off at 9pm usually fucking her around 10pm. Showers everyday. Just has that "smell"... kinda off putting! 99% percent sure its from working out and then straight off to work. I like the sex but I need to break this to her softly and subtly. I was thinking like "Hey sweetie I like a nice clean and showered pussy to eat" wink...wink...

[–][deleted] 232 points233 points  (25 children)

Yo its simple, alot of girls have this issue. Its really just an evil spiral - she knows her pussy stinks so she keeps scrubbing it with soap everytime she showers. This messes up the PH value and makes it even worse.

2 solutions:

Intimate soap. This Will neutralite the PH value and fix the problem. Buy her one and tell her to use it.

If she already uses intimate soap, it means that she has a fungal infection Which is apparently pretty normal for girls. In this case, send her to the doctor and he Will prescribe 2 pills she takes for 2 days and the problem disappears by itself.

You are welcome.

[–]smolzino 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This. Just ask her about it, she probably knows. If she has white discharge it's most likely a fungal infection. Just bring it up like it's not disgusting to you and you just know a few things about it and can help her out. It's not the working out, pussies are self cleaning, it's indeed either a pH imbalance from ignorant hygiene habits or infection.

[–]ElijahBurningWoods 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Are you a doctor?

[–][deleted] 162 points163 points  (4 children)

No, just had a smelly fish as girlfriend. It was either break up or fix the fishproblem. Tuna is supposed to be gains, not a dicksleeve.

[–]Son_of_Gatsby 65 points66 points  (1 child)

your ex is on suicide watch after reading this comment

[–]TehJimmyy 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we gave flair here, this would definitely be doctor flair worthy. Great tip for the guys :)

[–]Philosfy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoo bro lmao

[–]ht2k9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow dude, first time I am really impressed reading a comment in this sub.

[–]FwoGiZ 1 point2 points  (8 children)

So weird cause I had that gf who used soap? Pretty sure it was normal soap. She couldn't comprehend girls out there don't use soap down there and I told her most don't. Her pussy was fine.

[–]jetpuffedpanda 1 points1 points [recovered]

You can use soap on the vulva, even the labia majora, just don't get it all up in there. - am woman

[–]McDrMuffinMan 0 points1 point  (3 children)

If I may ask.... Why?

[–]trizzletrazzle808 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Ever get soap in your urethra?

[–]McDrMuffinMan 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]trizzletrazzle808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the best feeling in the world. Plus, the soap might throw off the PH and make the problem worse, but I'm definitely not a doctor. Just a dude who enjoys eating clean pussy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Most women use intimate soap for their intimate parts. But there are still women who never learned that.

[–]FwoGiZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People here seems to talk like if you use normal soap, you WILL stink. Her pussy was better than avg.

[–]wheresMYsteakAt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmmm, well there is another thing that can make a pussy smell.

[–]Tofimaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this work with armpits — lol?

I feel like they stink significantly more if I use the soap rather than not. Could it be related to the pH thing you mentioned?

[–]jackandjill22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yea, it's usually the PH.

[–]ChadTheWaiter100 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Terra501 1 points1 points [recovered]

just ask her about it in don’t try to make wink wink jokes. a wink wink jokes suggest that you are uncomfortable and that you are walking on egg shells. dont talk like that. say “your pussy has an unpleasant odor, what do you think gives?”

[–]kellykebab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what do you think gives?

Pray tell what giveth

[–]TheReformist94 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Remember if u had cheesy dick your gf would cheat on you, so you know my response. Fuck other girls til she fixes her fish, polygamy don't care!

[–]rimper 39 points40 points  (11 children)

Moniker checks out.

[–]stinkfinger1112[S] 52 points53 points  (10 children)

lol my dad gave me that name when I was 12 and he walked in on me finger blasting the 14 yr old neighbor girl.

[–]6RedPandas 1 points1 points [recovered]

And how did the happen

[–]BuckNekkid18 73 points74 points  (5 children)

OP was 21 when that happened btw

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (4 children)

And the 14 yo girl is the plate in question

[–]bigkids 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Oh you guys

[–]TRPTosser 18 points19 points  (2 children)

And that ^ is OP's dad

[–]bigkids 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Step dad

[–]RPAlternate42 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Number two

[–]HotWaffler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hint: it didnt.

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Field Report.

[–]NiceTryDisaster 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Burn it with fire

[–]decoy88 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Wait..... she doesn't shower before fucking you?

[–]3chazthundergut 20 points21 points  (2 children)

During foreplay, stick two fingers up her pussy then put your fingers in her mouth. She'll figure it out.

[–]sonnydanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is gold.

[–]temerity18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or hold your stinkfinger to her nose.

[–]PepinoSF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Healthy pussy doesnt stink. Pussy must have fresh odor of lactobacteria. Stink comes from bad bacteria, fungi and/or trichomonas. Usually veneral infections are combined-multiple pathogenes. Before resilving this issue do not do her bareback, or you will get it too.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (2 children)

In your finest African American impression say ‘damn gurl that pussy stank!’

[–]derrtderr 22 points23 points  (1 child)

The pc terminology really smoothed out the racism in this post.

[–]Monkitail -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Politically correct or personal computer

[–]Endorsed Contributorleftajar 31 points32 points  (4 children)

I don't go down on my plates; I suggest you do the same.

Also, some chicks just won't smell great to you -- it's a matter of histocompatibility. It means your children wouldn't have a good immune profile or something. Google "histocompatibility t-shirt smell study" if you're curious.

[–]mountainbiker178 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That suggests they're finding girls that are genetically similar. In other words, don't fuck your cousins. LOL

[–]jackandjill22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was my answer too.

[–]LethalShade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that refers to sweat more than vagina smell though. I have some girls who's sweat smells vile to me and others it smells like heaven.

Doesn't seem to have much to do with how she smells down there though.

[–]DadOnDabs 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lmao, the comments in this thread keep getting better and better

[–]FanaticMind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi bitch, wanna do it in the Fucking shower?

[–]BusterVadge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let me be the one to break the bad news to you... Her pussy's not going to get any better smelling. Usually a plate will put her best foot forward since it's all new and if this is "her best" it only goes downhill from there.

Personally I can's stand a smelly pussy so I would just move on.

[–]ikeurbantraut 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Don’t they all stink? Every time i even finger my hand has a smell linger for a day or two

[–]onlyjedileft 85 points86 points  (3 children)

Wash your fucking hands fam

[–]wholewheatdirtydog 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]ikeurbantraut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No seriously, one chick I was with it was so bad I couldn’t wash it off. Scrubbed for like 15 minutes and still lasted into the next day

[–]jackandjill22 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]light-----------dark 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, they don’t all stink. And they all certainly don’t stink to that extent.

You’re finger blasting some strange tail, my friend.

[–]SynfulVisions 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Are you sure you're in the correct hole?

Aim for the front hole.

[–]Chit-Chad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the same, it really does happen. Pussies smell, they're a moist crevice - Some more than others ofcourse. But again "smell" is subjective, I find only a handful of pussies tolerable and only one that I've ever actually been absolutely bonkers about. I just don't go down on them if I don't feel like they meet my olfactory standards.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten 6 points7 points  (12 children)

What's her race / nationality? Yes it matters.

Thing is man The Juice comes in a Baskin Robbins assortments of 32 flavors and not all are appealing. The times where I've encountered a deal breaker level of stink/taste they almost always had gynecological issues. Minor UTI, fungal, or whacked out pH.

If she regularly uses baby wipes or soap that's a classic fuck up and she needs to stop that.

Broaching the subject should be as a health issue not an "I don't like this issue". Either way it's gonna be really awkward. Embrace it

[–]stinkfinger1112[S] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

she's irish. Caucasian.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Unless she is eating takeout curry every night probably a gyno thing

[–]mr-satan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She got that potato smellin’ pussy, don’t she?

[–]wheresMYsteakAt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is my absolute least favorite and the one with the smelliest pussiest I've ever come across. Absolutely disgusting and that;'s not a joke. For some reasons red heads have been the worst offenders. I'm part irish so I wonder if it's just my genes but seriously, absolutely disgusting where you are gagging afterwards trying to be polite and shit turned around where she can't see you gagging like a fucking cat with your shoulders hopping up,.

Serious, I think it's the irish thing. Are you irish?

[–]look_good 1 point2 points  (6 children)

what’s your reviews on the races/nationalities you’ve experienced

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Cuisine can impact your body odor. Cuisine high in cumin, curry, anise, or cruciferous vegetables seem to correlate. Race itself isn't the factor

[–]look_good 0 points1 point  (2 children)

aw bummer, I was hoping this’d be more fun. I’ve never been with a curry eater but interesting to see cruciferous vegetables can have an effect on vag smell. I hooked up w a vegan once and her vagina was easily the worst smelling one. Preppy, clean, athletic chick but her vagina was nasty. I had no idea her being a vegan could have been the cause.

I feel like black girls have a certain ‘must’ that I actually like.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here. There's a difference between smell and stink. They all smell and I like some of the smells

[–]wheresMYsteakAt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like black girls have a certain ‘must’ that I actually like.

Amen. Actually tastes like chicken.

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Race correlates with culture, which correlates with diet.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes indeed. And correlation ain't causation but race is easier for the younglings to give a straight answer on

If I asked them what they ate God knows I'd get a laundry list of their stupid dinner dates

[–]ChadTheWaiter100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get her some Walmart brand va gi sel

[–]1ANGRY_ATHEIST 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Wow, so much misinformation here.

Pussies should not stink. Healthy pussies should have a bit of a musky odor to them, but actual stink comes from bacteria. This bacteria can be anything from harmless, to bacterial vaginosis, to something like chlamydia. You should make sure to keep yourself clean as well. Make sure if she uses a dildo on her own that she properly sanitizes it before use.

The bottom line is, in my experience, most stinky pussies get that way from stinky dicks. An untouched, regularly showered pussy does not just get stinky on it's own.

Straight up, tell her it stinks and to talk to her doctor about it.

[–]admiralclammyquim 7 points8 points  (2 children)

"Stinky dicks?" Found the woman.

[–]1ANGRY_ATHEIST -1 points0 points  (1 child)

If you think all women think dicks stink, might check your own hygiene there bud.

[–]admiralclammyquim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What? I don't think dicks stink, and I don't think that all women think dicks stink. I think that they will say that dicks stink, - or in some cases, that vaginae only stink if they've been with stinky dicks, which is about the most asinine thing I've ever heard - because they are sensitive and self-conscious about their own genitalia. If you're not a woman, that's even worse, because I've got news for you my dude: penises aren't supposed to stink. If you've got sweat on it from your thighs sweating, or if it's been inside a bad hoohah, that's one thing. Just shower, man. There's no shame in it. But if your penis itself actually stinks, you should see a medical professional immediately, as you've got a serious problem.

[–]light-----------dark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not sure if the problem can be fixed with a shower given the great information above, but it may be worth offering to shower with her right when she comes over. This may also give you insight into if the problem is lack of hygiene, or something greater as mentioned above.

[–]821sleepingbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Geez I would not want to be the one to tell her that. Girls are insecure enough at the best of times. If sex is all your after maybe opt for some scented lube and just bear with it, that is if going downtown is a necessity.

[–]omega_dawg93 5 points6 points  (48 children)

if she knows she's a plate, she's probably fucking another guy or guys.

multiple doses of semen from different partners can throw off pH as well.... causing odor.

if you're raw dogging, they probably are too.

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_ 28 points29 points  (42 children)

You got a source for that claim? Seems very broscience.

[–]omega_dawg93 -1 points0 points  (32 children)

google, "can multiple partners cause vaginal odor." the FIRST damn link states, "...these include multiple partners..."

do you need me to show you how to use google?

[–]CaptainBW 17 points18 points  (27 children)

Dude is asking for links to scientific studies, not just regular google links.

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well blow me down.

Off I went and lo and be hold, the top 5 or so links I checked said nothing about multiple partners.

A new partner yes, and everything from bacterial infection to your diet.

But I couldn't find anything on multiple partners.

And as /u/CaptainBW said, I was asking for scientific sources. That wasn't clear, my bad.

Can you provide the link your seeing?

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

multiple partners, but with few repeat customers = many new partners.

[–]jackandjill22 -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

What part of that is broscience. You think cleanliness or a lack thereof after sex doesn't lead to unhygienic pussy?

[–]Monkitail 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This is where I bail thread

[–]jackandjill22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What a Damn shame.

[–]Monkitail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit, I just got publically amoged by an hb4

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_ 0 points1 point  (4 children)

cleanliness or a lack thereof after sex

Completey different than having multiple partners.

And of course lack of hygiene is gonna cause lead to a bad smelling vagina.

And, when someone makes such a claim, they should be willing to back it up with some credible source.

Until I'm proven otherwise, I'll take that as broscience. And I'm always happy to be proven wrong, means I get to learn something

[–]jackandjill22 0 points1 point  (3 children)

So, there's no correlation between having multiple sex partners & what I mentioned to you, alrighty. I'm assuming if someone isn't paying attention to who they're fucking & how frequently chances are the hygiene drops. Just a guess though.

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Well, now you've just moved the goal posts.

Multiple partners and bad hygiene will most likely cause a bad smelling vagina and most likely result in infections too.

But the initial statement still stands an needs clarification.

[–]jackandjill22 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

No. Pretty self-explanatory buddy.

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've lost me now...

What's self-explanatory?

[–]smolzino 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is actually true too. Usually a pussy adjusts to one's semen even if it can get stinky in the beginning. But maybe if she's taking a lot of loads..

[–]mrrooftops 0 points1 point  (3 children)

That stuff can come out like curdled milk if too soon after undouched previous. Nasty stuff.

[–]omega_dawg93 2 points3 points  (2 children)

most women don't douche. most women will tell you that douching is not healthy. that means EVERY single load that was blasted into her is flushed out by the vagina (which is self-cleaning).

maybe her vagina took a few days off from cleaning duty...

[–]mrrooftops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I mean. if recent (e.g. 24 hrs) she would have to douche or that shit is coming back out in nasty ways. I remember watching a 'behind the scenes' video on PornHub where a girl hadn't douched from a previous session the night before and all this cream cheese lump juice flubbed onto the guy. She apologized and explained why.

[–]jackandjill22 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]barn3r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your pussy stinks a bit babe. Might be working out or something

[–]thunderbeyond 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fuck man you'll find that not every pussy looks the same, they also don't taste or smell the same. Some taste and smell great and others not so much.

Shes a plate. So fuck her.

Literally. Just fuck her.

Keep your nose away from it.

If you really feel like you gotta tell her I've told girls that "that's strong" and they always understood.

[–]jackandjill22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a good point enforcing boundaries may just shattered the plate. Just reject her attempts to get near it.

[–]ChadFromColumbus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Tell her to shower. If that doesn’t fix it you’ve got bigger problems.

[–]CharlesChadworth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Vagina is self lubricating and cleans itself out. You shouldn't use generic soaps or shampoos as it messes with PH level.

[–]Ratherbedrinking 1 points1 points [recovered]

10 days ago you had an LTR of 10 years.

[–]stinkfinger1112[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

yeah and?.....

[–]Ratherbedrinking 1 points1 points [recovered]

You’re full of shit is all.

[–]stinkfinger1112[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

K homo. Just because you cant manage more than one bitch at time doesn't mean other people can't. I've always had a side piece the whole 10 yr LTR.

[–]cptgoatsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]getmybankroll 1 points1 points [recovered]

Just tell her she has a strong odor, thats what i told my plate. Then she went to the doctor and it got fixed in a week. I think she took probiotics or something.

[–]Monkitail -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Fuck is a plate

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sidebar, mainsub, glossary

[–]garrypig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a post the other day where someone just said “It’s not tasting just as good down here, let’s shower”

[–]allcryptal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just gonna add I stopped seeing a girl because of this. It was unbearable. Same situation where she was alright otherwise.

[–]moonunit0103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get her some SSY feminine deodorant. It gets the P U out of pussy!!

[–]Jimmy_Greenteeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chances are she has bacterial vaginosis. I say this because most pussy smells good to me even if its a little sweaty/dirty but of course this is only annecdotal evidence. In fact I’ve only fucked one girl that had a genuinly disgusting vagina. It was about two weeks ago and the smell was soooo bad that it stained my dick with the same smell for two days straight even through a condom, the smell persisted through 3 showers where I scrubbed the skin off my dick with soap. My whole room fucking stank for about 2 days even though I kept both windows open wide as fuck to try and air it out. Needless to say she got kicked the fuck out straight after sex and when she sent the “are we still gonna hang out?” text she got no reply. I suggest you follow suit; theres plenty girls out there that have vaginas that don’t stink.

[–]HurricaneHugues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its most likely her diet

[–]SoulRedemption -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

After a bang. "Hey, your pussy kinda stinks. Everything okay?"