Came here to give shit about some bullshit women-friendly 'martini' recipies.

If you're a man, you drink a regular martini.

THAT MEANS:

Martinis are made with Gin/Vodka and Vermouth (sweet or dry).

Vodka Martini: I like mine dry, meaning less vermouth. I'll actually say 'Sahara dry', or 'Extra dry' which means no vermouth, or if you want to be an ass, ask for 'A Churchill'--which means glancing at the bottle from across the room. Bartenders love when you order shit like this.

A wet martini means more vermouth.

Gin Martini: Gins have more variety in the liquor. Try these.

Usually they'll put in olives as a garnish. I prefer mine with a twist of lemon peel. Ask for 'Olive' or 'A twist' when ordering. If you don't specify, they'll give you an olive.

Then there's Dirty (made with olive juice) and Gibson (small pearl onion instead of olive).

Don't fucking post shit like this in the future.