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Blue Pill ExampleBlue Pill example: Cuck co-worker begging to be bent over and get drilled for the rest of his life. (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by mycrazyme

As much as I like to blame women for most shit in western society, it is impossible to ignore the fact that men still do most of this shit to themselves. This shit is more cringe than I can handle and I needed to share.

For every dumb slut there are 1000 men willing to castrate themselves for reasons I still can't wrap my head around.

Today I almost want to high-five this bitch for being such an incredibly cunning slut. I honestly don't even feel bad for this idiot.

My co-worker (lets call him Carlos) is someone I have worked with for about two years.

Carlos is about 5'5, not very bright, and plump. Pretty sure hes about 28 years old. When he first showed me a picture of his girlfriend I was surprised. She wasn't a knockout by any means, but still out of his league given his SMV.

For the past two years he has complained to me at work about numerous fights with this woman. She disrespects him on an almost daily basis, and gives him shit for virtually every single thing he does. I have tried slow leak RP truths to him and he usually pretends to agree with almost everything I say in regards to relationships.

When he told me he got this girl pregnant last year I nearly spit out my coffee. He was so excited when he told me. Almost as though he had forgotten all the shit he talks about this girl on a daily basis.

Fast-forward a year and Carlos is already complaining about the burden of being a father and having to take care of this woman and their new baby girl. Last month he tells me that his girlfriend is flipping out because he doesn't give her any money to go out with her girlfriends. Shes sick of staying at home with the baby every night so now she goes out to drink with her friends when he gets home from work. Hes working a full time job and now a full time parent when he gets home.

Last month Carlos tells me he called the cops on her because she was throwing a raging fit and tried to throw shit at him while he was holding the baby. (not even 4 months old).

I tried to calm him down and tell him to NEVER call the cops, as he's going to end up with an assault charge and a restraining order. I told him to just leave the house when shes being like that but this idiot thinks he knows how to "handle his girl" and "she just gets crazy sometimes".

A few weeks ago Carlos tells me they talked and things are good again. She got a job as a bartender and is feeling better now that shes getting out of the house and actually working again.

About a week ago Carlos is freaking out at work and I ask him whats wrong. Turns out she left the baby with him and said she's not coming back. She regrets having a child so young and misses having her "freedom". I asked where she went and he tells me she went to stay at her new (male)boss's house from her new bartending job. I ask if shes seeing this guy and he says "no it ain't like that it's just a place to stay". I seriously wanted to smack this guy right in his big stupid fucking head.

Instead of resorting to violence, I sit Carlos down and tell him to document everything. I tell him his life is about to get very difficult and he needs to get a lawyer and to reach out to his support system. He tells me he is going to start looking for a new place to live. After a long talk he thanks me for my advice and says he is going to do whatever it takes to make sure this bitch doesn't fuck him a new asshole.

Two days later, Carlos tells me in a very triumphant tone that he finally got his girl to start listening to him. Apparently she came home and apologized for being such a bad mom and bad girlfriend. She gave him a foot rub, cleaned the entire house, and even cooked him dinner for the first time in months. Phrases like "told that bitch whats up" and "she knows she needs me" were thrown around. I said almost nothing back to him.

Today I was scrolling down my facebook wall and a giant photo of a hand with a ring on it appeared.

"Finally did it!, will let everyone know when we set a date!" the caption said.

Over 100 comments from friends and family saying "You guys are so beautiful together! I better be invited to the wedding!"

I do not feel bad for this guy in any way. He deserves everything that's coming to him. I still cannot believe people are this fucking stupid.

edit: Forgot to mention that Carlos has an assault charge on his record. He told me in past conversations that she has threatened to lie to police before about violence, hence why I told him to avoid getting police involved. His past charge makes a false accusation/restraining order much easier to threaten him with. Was just trying to make the point that hiring a lawyer could be more beneficial than calling the cops every time she flips out.

Im not saying that this guy isn't capable of hitting his woman, but It doesn't seem likely based on the power dynamic of their relationship.


[–]BaffoStyle 384 points385 points  (68 children)

Are your friend 100% sure to be the biological father? I know it's mean to ask, but it could be funny for us to know

[–]mycrazyme[S] 417 points418 points  (64 children)

He told me that she cheated on him two years ago with one of his friends. I told him he should get a DNA test to see if his kid is his. He laughed at me and told me I was being ridiculous.

[–]votebleach2020 243 points244 points  (22 children)

This guy is dumber than a bag of rocks. I feel sorry for his parents

[–]BigSloppySunshine 108 points109 points  (4 children)

At least hes not procreating.

[–]LOST_TALE 54 points55 points  (13 children)

rocks can manifest swarm intelligence, theoretically. It's a good contender.

[–]Menchstick 15 points16 points  (10 children)

Wait is that a joke or are your serious?

[–]exodeadh 41 points42 points  (9 children)

He is serious, a paper published by Geosociety in 2013 has shown that a few types of rocks (because of their minerals) show a collective power. This is the effect caused, called geological mithosis, it happens over the course of 500M-1Bn years so that rock is one of the most ancient on earth. Finally, the most inexplicable miracle for some, the rock spin flux.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, that rock spin flux is trippy as hell!

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    But you don't give a shit about how the rocks feel about it, right shitlord?

    [–]sigma272 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    We have to be sensitive toward metamorphic rocks that are transitioning from sedimentary. Check your white shale privilege!

    [–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I will have nothing to do with your mineral signaling, hippie.

    [–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    rock spin flux

    9.1/10. A true masterpiece.

    [–]LOST_TALE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was joking but not sarcastic either, but thanks lol

    [–]LordThunderbolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I knew the science would be amazing when I saw the word "Flux" involved. Thank you.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    his parents are probably just stoked to be grandparents lol

    my mom didn't raise an idiot, but she also has nothing to look forward to as far as being a gramma

    [–]Soraman36 274 points275 points  (1 child)

    What!? Yeah he a lost cause.

    [–]aanarchist 65 points66 points  (12 children)

    i don't understand how anyone is that dumb.

    [–]2Overkillengine 83 points84 points  (8 children)

    Humans will often refuse to admit the truth of things because it also often entails admitting that they fucked up and did not make good choices.

    [–]aanarchist 32 points33 points  (5 children)

    that's because we grow up being crucified for anything less than perfection, which means constant abuse at all times for making mistakes, doing something wrong the first time, which is how people learn. they realize that they have to hide it or deny it. my father used to beat me for saying or doing something "wrong", even when i didn't even know what i did wrong, nor did he bother explaining to me why it was wrong etc. that's how you get someone to develop a narcissistic sort of survival instinctive and try to minimize all your failures and pretend to be perfect. child abuse is the root of all of this shit, peaceful parents raising peaceful children with healthy ways to deal with emotions as well as life's situations in general is how all of this is solved.

    as humans we are imperfect and we learn by making mistakes, and the society has to accept that before any healing gets done. part of trp is accepting that you will fuck up a lot, and that you have to do so in order to improve and learn to enjoy the learning process.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    The tendency of people to not face parts of their own psychology can certainly be caused by abuse, but in no way is it entirely solved by peacefulness. People still do it. Everyone. I think the reason is that people won't change unless they need to; Similar to how evolution functions: Necessity, not perfection. You just won't spend the effort altering your personality unless you perceive something as demanding it for your success. Character adapts to its environment. Unless you realize this and have high expectations for yourself (RP), you'll subconsciously brush off the difficult thoughts unless something forces and motivates you into it, resulting in a lesser-self product of environment; More of an animal, just existing (BP).

    [–]LOST_TALE 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    did you catch a molymeme by chance?

    [–]MessianicJuice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    He's an anarchist who promotes peaceful parenting. Definitely a molybro

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Not just that, think about what admitting the truth means for this guy's self-concept. He's already got so much invested materially and emotionally in the idea that this woman is worth wifing; if he's ever forced to admit that she's a slut who doesn't respect him, his whole life narrative will just fucking evaporate. In his mind, he goes instantly from being whatever heroic literary archetype he thinks he is to being a weak-willed cuckold.

    [–]Trooper_1868 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    To put ir simply, "though it happened to you, there is no way it could happen to me, aka oneitis" No way your girl could ever do anything to actually hurt you.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorBluepillProfessor 39 points40 points  (5 children)

    she cheated on him two years ago

    And...she cheated on him when she left to go live at her boss's house. 90% chance it is his.

    The only problem with this girl is that she made it too obvious. A more cunning slut would have carried on the affair with her boss in private and not left the house. She got her Alpha fuck prize and now wants her beta to man up.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorFireTempered 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    She doesn't have to be cunning when he is so beta-dependable. Male version dependapotamus, i.e. dependapotamus-bux.

    [–]inertargongas 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    From OP:

    Shes sick of staying at home with the baby every night so now she goes out to drink with her friends when he gets home from work.

    With her friends, huh? yeah, sure she was..

    [–]twatbutters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Translation: go to a club and find the best dick that she can get on short notice.

    [–]Fut745 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    Does the baby even look like him? Does the baby look like being from a different race than his?

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    This is baby raykwon. Yes I am Spanish. No I have no black in my family. Why do you ask?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Raykwon, go get your sister Tatianna, it's almost time for her Quinceañera.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorFireTempered 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    I told him he should get a DNA test to see if his kid is his. He laughed at me and told me I was being ridiculous.

    Thus he bent over a little further, and spread his cheeks a little wider.

    ....He is chosing it every step of the way. Stop talking to him.

    [–]antariusz 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    I 100% guarantee she fucked her boss, and then he kicked her out. And by kicked her out, he just had to leave and lock the door while she went back to work for him. Boom, she isn't living at his house anymore.

    [–]kissbang23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You are right tho. Cucks out number sluts by hundreds... surprised we don't see shit like this more often

    [–]PC_2_weeks_now 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    you might be breaking up with your friend soon. red pill does suggest dropping of extra baggage, like the weak!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Does it? Got any material? I totally believe you and want to read up. I have toxic people surrounding me and I feel like it's dragging me down. Problem is they're close to me and it'd be very dick to just ghost.

    [–]7mile_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why even bother trying to change this hopeless dude? Its like trying to give vision to blind person. Don't even bother

    [–]MisterRoid 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I feel sorry for him, but at the same time he deserves the indignity of raising another man's child because of his lack of self-respect.

    [–]Five_Decades 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    This was my first thought. The kid probably isn't even his.

    Poor Carlos.

    [–]BaffoStyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    For a man in that situation, is social viable to leave mom and kid(not for law, if you're married), in my Coutry.
    No one sane would blame a man for leaving, instead, they'll make a joke about you if you stay.

    [–]aga080 268 points269 points  (5 children)

    lol she went out and got used up like the slut she is by her boss, realized the boss wants nothing out of her besides riding the pole, crawled back to beta bucks to make sure the cash flow doesnt stop

    [–]Gr0o0vy 195 points196 points  (2 children)

    she tried to swing but damn, that branch cracked on the first hop

    [–][deleted] 116 points117 points  (5 children)

    Dude, stop talking to this dude about his private life. He is on the verge of falling into apocalypse and when he does, you will be the first person who comes to his mind. Whether it is blaming, getting help or anything else... Just ghost this dude, he cannot be saved.

    [–]Kenny_Twenty 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    It really sucks but I believe you're right. Some people, hell MANY people, can't be saved.

    [–]mycrazyme[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    I have never hung out with him outside of work and I have never intended to. He's a pretty negative person and overall I want nothing to do with him on a personal level. When he first asked me to crash at my house I flat out refused and told him he needs to get his shit together. If he ever texts me outside of anything work related I don't respond.

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      [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

      Carlos, when a woman stays at YOUR house, where do you put her? On your dick, Carlos! Your dick!

      [–]John_E_Vegas 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      Except he's probably NOT doing that...so the idea of others doing it didn't cross his mind.

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Exactly. The blue-pilled have blue-pill thoughts. I remember those days... "maybe they're not even having sex". I cringe at the old me.

      [–]GR8AGN 176 points177 points  (6 children)

      It's best you chalk this up to the category of men which is "lost cause". No matter how much is proven to these men, they will never learn. Best is to sit back and watch the shit show unfold.

      [–]redditJ5 27 points28 points  (1 child)

      If he ever learns, it will be after the messy devorce and domestic charge. By then it will be too late.

      [–]anothdae 29 points30 points  (0 children)

      He won't learn, he will just blame her for being a bitch.

      And sure, she is.

      But it's harder to admit that he is the problem in his life.

      [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

      I know it's technically a dick move, but at this point I'd probably fuck her too (since she is clearly loose) if she was hot enough.

      Carlos will forgive her for spending the night at her friend's house (cause she ain't staying at mine)

      [–]wheresMYsteakAt 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      It's got to be on OP's mind. I know I would be tempted to. I haven't even seen her and I want to fuck her.

      [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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      [–]7a7p 13 points14 points  (4 children)

      That realization saved my marriage. I snatched my wife back in line and now she's happier and I feel like a god damned man.

      [–]LiveLikeAMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Preach. I was going out with this girl at the same time she was going out with this other dude. The craziness and disrespect she showed with me was of the chart. Genuinely thought she was crazy, until i saw her with him. The submissiveness she showed. Kinda when i started to realise i was the problem.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Enable is an interesting word choice. It's funny how women only act out once they begin to see you as needy and below them in SMV. So where it seems as though enabling should be a product of the giving of free rein, in actuality it occurs when we are too available and laissez-faire. Vile creatures.

      [–]BobbyPeru 38 points39 points  (3 children)

      Most RP attempts to convert fail... With guys this BP, 100% fail.

      [–]RedPillStoryTime 59 points60 points  (2 children)

      You cannot help others that will not help themselves.

      Don't waste your efforts on your boy here. He's happy being a beta buck, fuckin' let him bud. You continue on your path, Carlos has already chose his.

      [–]mycrazyme[S] 62 points63 points  (1 child)

      I don't see him outside of work. Hes asked me to let him crash at my place before and I have flat out refused and said he needs to reach out to family. Dude is a total mess of a human being. The only reason I sat down and gave him advice that one time was because I was sincerely worried about the welfare of his child.

      [–]wheresMYsteakAt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That sucks. I would have loved an update of when the girl comes over at 2am and is yelling with him outside the house back and forth, bonus points if she drops off a screaming baby and leaves.

      [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

      Oh my God. Carlos almost chucked his way into the Golden ticket. Have a child (hey, I wanted to be a dad) and have it to where he has full custody and child support.

      God damn that beta mindset!

      He fucked himself. Carlos is done. Best case scenario he doesn't hang himself after she divorces him, gets him in child support and hops back on other men's dicks.

      Cool story, but if I knew Carlos, Carlos would be dead to me. That level of beta cuckery may be contagious.

      [–]Spoopsnloops 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Oh my God. Carlos almost chucked his way into the Golden ticket. Have a child (hey, I wanted to be a dad) and have it to where he has full custody and child support.

      Same thought when I got to that part of the story. She did two things where it was set up for him to A. get rid of her, and B. gain full custody of the kid plus child support.

      Then at the end of the story it turned into him losing his child, having to pay alimony and child support, and finding out his wife cheated on him throughout the entire marriage.

      What a fucked up turnaround.

      [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

      You know for some people, especially a 5'5 chubby guy, ignorance is bliss. Knowing the reality is just too uncomfortable, if he really acknowledged how badly he got screwed he'd likely not be able to get up in the morning to function or even be able to look at himself in the mirror.

      I do feel bad for them for that reason. And they were brainwashed by blue-pill propaganda too, which they were more prone to believe because it gave them hope about finding "the one" one day. These type of women typically prey on that need for hope and dangle themselves like a carrot on a stick for a rabbit.

      The people around him congratulating him are probably just glad that he even found a wife. He probably thinks that no man is a true man until he's married, and all that other bullshit, and he's probably more thirsty to earn his (BP) community's respect because he's not respected as much as other men.

      These people are beyond helping, as they blind themselves and if you pointed it out they'd just see you as a hater, but I view them more as disabled people rather than idiots who have it coming to them. Honestly, he wasn't a Chad in high school, he probably didn't have a strong male role model, he was fed BP propaganda everywhere, he wasn't born with good looks or frame or height, how is he to blame?

      [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      He doesnt want to win, he wants an ego stroking.

      Self sabotage, mans greatest enemy

      [–]votebleach2020 15 points16 points  (7 children)

      http://imgur.com/9i662av How I feel about Carlos

      [–]spaseur 1 point2 points  (5 children)

      damn where is this from?? ahahah

      [–]farooq7 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      In situations like this either be blunt with people or just sit back and watch the show.

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      You said it in the first sentence. The only reason women got as powerful and dominant in society as they are today is because men made it that way. We worshipped the pussy and gave them the reins. I'm thankful I'm one of the few taking the power back.

      [–]pateuvasiliu 22 points23 points  (7 children)

      The scariest part is that even if this man would somehow accept the Red Pill and try to turn it around, his life's fucked. He's only 28 and even if he gains custody there's no way he can enjoy the best years of his life anymore, now that he has to work AND take care of the kid.

      I ask myself what I'd do in his situation and I just can't find a way out for him. He's fucked either way.

      Apparently she came home and apologized for being such a bad mom and bad girlfriend. She gave him a foot rub, cleaned the entire house, and even cooked him dinner for the first time in months.

      Lmao she probably fucked her boss, tried to get him to commit to her so she could dump the BP and 'lo and behold, the boss NOPE'D the fuck out of there after he fucked her.

      [–]noct3rn4l 8 points9 points  (6 children)

      The best thing he could do is cut all ties with the girl and give the baby up for adoption. It's young enough where it wouldn't even remember, and honestly, both sides would be dodging bullets.

      [–]pateuvasiliu 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      He'd need some solid proof that the mother bailed. You know how the system kisses woman ass nowadays she just has to howl her maternal cries and they will bend over for them.

      [–]Dookiestain_LaFlair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      just put the kid in a basket and drop him off at a fire station

      [–]noct3rn4l 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Uhh, it sounds like she'd gladly sign away her rights.

      [–]pateuvasiliu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Until you have that in writing it's best not to assume

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      yeah, and a kid raised by the state with no parents at all, who cares right lol???

      [–]n0oo7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Some people are L factories.

      [–]noct3rn4l 32 points33 points  (10 children)

      He's about to get raped in life. Here comes the worlds shortest wedding and a 50% drop in income for the rest of his life. Maybe you should meet her, fuck her, then send him the video to prove your point.

      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Good ole' Carlos would probably forgive her mistake :)

      [–]dons90 16 points17 points  (4 children)

      Maybe you should meet her, fuck her

      You're forgetting the golden rule: Don't stick your dick in crazy

      [–]noct3rn4l 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      more of a general rule that can be mitigated under the right circumstances. I encourage everyone to try crazy atleast once in your life. Crazy screams. Crazy squirts. Crazy gargles your children and plays for the camera. You can play with crazy, just don't date or marry it, and always make an audio recording to cover ur ass.

      [–]wheresMYsteakAt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      You're forgetting the golden rule: Don't stick your dick in crazy

      The second part they don't tell you in the handbook is "but it's the best kind".

      [–]smirk_addict 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      So many of us know guys like this. Isn't that sad? Carlos sounds like one of my best friends. Whenever I try to give him advice he tells me I'm depressed. His ex girlfriend cheated on him for years. He tried to date a girl that flew into town to fuck a friend of his that was in a band... Now he's seeing some single mom whose ex-husband is jacked, rich, and parties all the time. The first night they met, she grabbed his hand and put it around her throat and wanted him to choke her during sex.

      [–]1RPAlternate42 18 points19 points  (3 children)

      My summary of this shit show:

      1. Had a kid.
      2. Girl freaks out. Misses "freedom"
      3. fucks Chads regularly GNOs when he comes home
      4. gets a Chad-fucking bartending job.
      5. stays at boss's place fucks boss.
      6. Got her Chad dick so her bitchiness is reset for a bit. Chad tells her to get the fuck out.
      7. Goes home. Gets proposed to
      8. Agrees knowing she found her BB and knows she has a steady line of Chad dick at the bar.

      Also the kid probably is not his...

      EDIT: truth added.

      [–]vwzwv 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Got her Chad dick so her bitchiness is reset for a bit. Chad quickly loses interest, tells her to get the fuck out.

      [–]awake283 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      There's millions of copies of this guy out there too. Millions.

      [–]Layback 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      This was written very well. It flowed nicely from paragraph to paragraph.

      [–]Endorsed ContributorWoujo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      As much as I like to blame women for most shit in western society, it is impossible to ignore the fact that men still do most of this shit to themselves.

      I've never understood this Red Pill impulse to blame women for anything.

      ALL of the problems are men's fault. ALL OF THEM. Men are naturally designed to be in charge, and when you are in charge, you have to take blame for everything that goes wrong. Feminism is men's fault because we allowed it to happen. Women are sluts because we allowed them to break the social contract, and we break the social contract ourselves. You can't blame a kid if your house burns down - it was your job to control the kid.

      [–]mcool4151 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      There were times when I was more stupid than this but thankfully I found you guys and now I'm changing for the better..... Thanks a lot guys

      [–]SilverGryphon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      As much as I like to blame women for most shit in western society, it is impossible to ignore the fact that men still do most of this shit to themselves. This shit is more cringe than I can handle and I needed to share.

      So very true. I try to explain red pill stuff to others at work and I would be winning in arguments against women only to be outnumbered 4 to 1 and shot down by a bunch of white knights trying to get in the pants of a 36 year old woman (who acts like she is still 16)

      Edit: One of the white knights happens to be my boss, SMH

      [–]2Overkillengine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      May as well nick-name him Jimmy, because he is thinking with his dick.

      [–]WastedPotential 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      As much as I like to blame women for most shit in western society

      Why? Do you blame children for running around screaming in a public place, or do you blame the parents who should be able to keep them in line?

      [–]pateuvasiliu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It's true that women act like this because that's their second nature, but once upon a time it was our second nature to rape and pillage. As intelligent beings we should be able to use our heads not our hormones. So you can definitely blame the kid in your analogy.

      [–]zincH20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No I teach those kids cuss words.

      [–]logicalthinker1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      You tried.

      Best to just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch this trainwreck unfold.

      [–]BloodyNightWing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I thought this was going to be a great ending since he 'told his bitch whats up' and finally became an alpha. Then he ended up marrying the harpie.

      [–]DailyManliness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      You're the real MVP for giving him the lawyer/documenting advice. More guys need to be like this. It's hard to feel bad when guys do this shit to themselves but at least helping when it's about to turn into a lawsuit is a good thing

      [–]Spoopsnloops 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      Guy is too far gone. He might eventually come around assuming that he survives the suicide attempts and wants to re-piece his life together after the divorce, alimony, child support, having his child taken away from him, and knowing that his wife was sleeping with other guys the entire time.

      [–]sc1690 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      This guy is so dumb I lost IQ points reading this.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      We have lost Carlos.

      Its up to the brave souls at MRP now.

      [–]Endorsed ContributorFireTempered 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Nope, it's still up to Carlos. Always was. Even if he finds MRP, it's on him.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      You can at least look out for the midget cuck

      [–]Endorsed ContributorFireTempered 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Nope, I just don't like midgets. A midget bigot.

      [–]ImTooCozy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Man, get another job where you're surrounded by smarter people.

      [–]kellykebab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Over 100 comments from friends and family saying "You guys are so beautiful together! I better be invited to the wedding!"

      Facebook: A Place for Lying

      [–]aanarchist 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      i woulda given him some more red pill advice before sending him on his way like bro whatever you do don't marry her, and don't fall for any of that good behavior shit cuz she's just gonna go back to normal.

      [–]Docbear64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      yeah and he would have ignored it and came to the conclusion he knows what's best for himself and his girl. he's not a lost cause because he can't hear advice, he's a lost cause because he won't listen to it.

      [–]Bluesquare91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This guy is a lost cause. What more would it take?

      [–]authaire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Loooool

      Another one bites the dust.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That sucker almost got to have a no strings attached kid and he still fucked it up.

      [–]Qerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      God damnit. Are people really this delusional and short sighted? Fuck

      [–]deephurting666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I looked like Picard reading this..goddamn what a simp! Things are going to explode on an epic level in this dudes life!

      [–]Wolfeaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Man, I know the frustration you must feel. Right now, I am waiting for police to help my friend who has been locked out his home by an abusive piece of shit husband. I don't think the police can really do much besides tell the guy it's illegal to lock a person out of their home, and warn the abusive asshole not to kill my friend.

      There are social pressures for people to be "successful" and "loyal" by staying in abusive relationships, not to mention how people get coerced with threats and brainwashed by their abusers with gaslighting. People get Stockholm Syndrome, too. I think our society (in the U.S.) is severely lacking in the area of punishment for abusers and resources for the abused.

      It seems like you did your best to help him, though.

      [–]wheresMYsteakAt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I'm wondering if Carlos is actually Carl the cuck. What part of the country is this?

      [–]Scrubpuppy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's like watching a slave running away from the Underground railroad.

      He'll be back, and it'll be worse. Kid probably isn't even his.

      [–]YiloMiannopoulos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Women are children. They'll do anything they can get away with. Can't really blame them. It's weak men that enable them.

      [–]MCOM_Android 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Swiggity swooty child support's coming for that booty

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      "She got a job as a bartender and is feeling better"

      She found a steady stream of strange dick and cash-based income and her inner-whore is beaming.

      [–]smokecheck1976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You are doing the only thing that you can, and yeah we heard it all before. She sounds like a real winner. He needs to at least be making a recording and keeping private records when she flips out, or leaves the baby, or anything at all. Otherwise, the only luck he has is that she probably isn't smart enough to wipe him out in a divorce.

      [–]prodigy2throw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Why do you care so much what losers do?

      [–]smileywaters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      we get it. you dont get laid

      [–]SasquatchMcKraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He needs some abundance mentality to cure the awful oneitis he has for this bitch. But it's hard to preach abundance mentality to a dude like that. Just like it'd be hard to tell a man who just trekked through the Taklamakan that he doesn't need to dunk his head into the first pool of scummy water he sees. In poor old Carlos' case, the cause is lost. If he survives the divorce rape maybe some Samaritan will get a second crack at him.

      [–]KingOfJura 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Women are cunning and manipulative.

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      This one isn't even. Carlos is just super cuck. He is almost cucking himself at this point.

      [–]BudRock56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That is fucked up! But I guess if you are going to play on the edge of the cliff then you cannot feel too bad when the dumb fucker falls off the cliff.

      [–]trainwithlino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You gotta know when to cut your losses.

      Certain things can't be taught only learned

      [–]ilfj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You have done your best to help him. Now relax and watch the show.

      [–]Dragon_Garoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      She's probably knocked up again. From the boss.

      [–]Derskull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Carlos stupid, me stupid, but more importantly, you stupid.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      i disagree with telling him not to call the cops. Whenever she goes on these tirades, if it's him who's calling the cops then it's a record in his favor that he could use against her later

      [–]thegodscrub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Carlos is going to lose his car.

      [–]DatingCoach111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Christ on a stick. Best TRP post I've read by far. Couldn't stop grinning.

      [–]adriaan92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      some people need protection from themselves. Also have you ever met her? i mean he could just be telling stories, to make his life seem more interesting. or he just has a different perception. seems like he does.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Affairs are the glue that keep relationships together.

      Women are great at manipulating beta chucks. This guys is probably providing for another mans children and getting hes genes eliminated from the pool.

      [–]ChildhoodChores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jesus fucking christ I literally have my head in my hands. why

      [–]SpecOpsAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A lot of this shit is genetic. People act like they do because they are built that way. That's why education is a waste on so many people. Trying to teach math or science to most people is a waste of time and money. If somebody has an IQ of 85, there's no hope.

      So it sounds like these two were meant for each. Don't waste your time on them in any way.

      [–]trollin4viki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I wonder is this women pregnant with her boss from the bar. That would be perfect.

      [–]exodeadh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Loved this story! Thank you, it really boggles my mind realizing people can be so naive.

      [–]Utterberetacht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’m afraid Carlos is a lost cause. Better to read last rites than try to unplug him. He’s already too far into the Matrix.

      [–]Jedi157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I guess abuse, cheating and leaving you = marriage to Carlos.

      [–]Dylan_Tnga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      10/10 chance he didn't even CONSIDER a pre-nub as of yet. He's going to get cleaned out hard.

      Although I am surprised with the woman's course of action. The typical plot is to cuck you with another guy, get on social assistance because of the "single mother" pity party, and bleed you dry with child support payments / wage garnishment.

      After she fucked up and left the baby behind... she must have talked to a few girlfriends and figured out the best course of action now is to put a ring on his dumb ass and then take him for whatever he's worth. She wants to be free right?

      [–]tekn0_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Just like how Chad is the standard name for a redpill dude, Bluepill Carlos should be the norm here

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Facebook is the holiest of holy lands for Blue Pill validating. I made the mistake of posting Red Pill quotes I thought were funny before, and learned quickly to stick to posts with family and friends having fun - or nothing at all.

      [–]SgtBrutalisk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I don't even open Facebook anymore. Its only purpose is for companies to peddle their shit. Seriously, half the posts in my feed are some random suggested ads and sponsored stories.

      [–]Vasallo7G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      you know the girl leaving him with the kid as a single parent, for me would had been a happy ending, he is about to learn the hard way that there is a difference between what a girl SAYS and what a girl DO

      the way I see it he would be lucky enough and the girl will leave him before the wedding

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The only one with a brain is the boss. He banged her s few times, realized she crazy and kicked her out. Which is the only reason she's back with Carlos.

      [–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      As much as I like to blame women for most shit in western society, it is impossible to ignore the fact that men still do most of this shit to themselves.

      Because we have no one to blame but ourselves. We got weak and let easy pussy warp out sensibilities. Men are at fault. Men are always at fault. You. Me. Even GLO. You have to internalize this before the pill really goes down all the way.

      Lead. Follow. Or wander into the forrest full of hungry bears and angry divorce judges.

      Apparently she came home and apologized for being such a bad mom and bad girlfriend.

      aka Chad gave her a dozen loads and put her on the curb for the next customer in line.

      [–]1skittles_man 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      When it comes to 1 year old Pepe; Carlos, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!

      [–]BargainBinBoyfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oh, come on. I'm sure it's just a coincidence Pepe has Chad's blue eyes.

      [–]RCNBoutique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I give Carlos credit for his dedication to his child that may or may not be his. Yes, Carlos is an idiot, but he shows many acts of selflessness on a regular basis. He might wise up some day when it comes to toxic women like this bitch he is currently dealing with. His story is reminding me of that movie "Me, Myself, and Irene"

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