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Red Pill ExampleBill Burr BRILLIANTLY Exposes Just How Little Women Do/Seem to Care for Men in Relationships Today [Brand New Joke] (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by MisterMojoMan

SUMMARY:

Bill Burr tells women what they can do to make their man happy—it is pathetically simple.

BODY:

In one of his new bits, Bill Burr tells women one simple thing that they can do to make their man a little bit happier in their relationships. For those of you who don’t get the REAL meaning of the joke, it is that the gesture women can do to make men happy is so ridiculously simple and takes such incredibly little effort, that it exposes just how little women seem to care for, and do for, men in general these days.

In reality, what he tells the women to do should absolutely NOT elicit the reaction from men that it does. But because it does, it brilliantly shows just how insanely low men’s (and society’s) expectations have become of women in relationships today and how, sadly, they still manage to drop the ball.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMTSDYx382I

(Closed captions are enabled for those who can’t make out what he is saying.)

LESSONS LEARNED:

-Men, and society in general, have placed such incredibly low expectations on women in relationships to the point where a simple and seemingly insignificant friendly gesture is AMAZING to the men they are with.

-Women today, generally speaking, do not make much effort to deliberately go out of their way to do something simple and kind for their boyfriend/husband, purely out of generosity, because they don't feel like they have to. Aside from women naturally wanting to be the one that is provided for, part of the problem (as Bill Burr states) is there is almost no dialogue in the mainstream media as to what women can do to make their men’s lives a little bit easier.

-Men are extremely simple when it comes to what makes them happy. So the fact that so many men are so unhappy today says something.


If you want to see Bill Burr live, here are his upcoming events:

Sep. 11 - Los Angeles, CA (JACK Radio Comedy Show)

Sep. 21 - Austin, TX (Bass Concert Hall)

Sep. 23 - Houston, TX (Jones Hall)

Sep. 25 - San Antonio, TX (Laurie Auditorium)

Oct. 22 - Pittsburgh, PA (Heinz Hall For The Performing Arts)

Oct. 23 - Cleveland, OH (Playhouse Square State Theatre)

Oct. 24 - Indianapolis, IN (Murat Theatre)

Oct. 25 - Detroit, MI (Fox Theatre)

Oct. 26 - Grand Rapids, MI (Devos Symphony Hall)

Oct. 27 - Milwaukee, WI (Pabst Theater - Two Shows)

Oct. 28 - Minneapolis, MN (Orpheum Theater)

Oct. 29 - Chicago, IL (Chicago Theater)

Oct. 30 - Chicago, IL (The Chicago Theater)

Nov. 6 - Philadelphia, PA (Wells Fargo Center)

Nov. 14 - New York, NY (Madison Square Garden)

Bill Burr’s Website: www.billburr.com

Bill Burr’s “Monday Morning Podcast”: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345?mt=2


[–]Endorsed ContributorTheRedPilsner 281 points282 points  (137 children)

"And for 20 minutes, Bill Burr felt like a free man."

A great irony of modern life is that so many men spend years dreaming of having a wife, house, and kids. And when they finally get those things, what do they do? They yearn for the freedom and lack of responsibility they had as a bachelor. I've known way too many married guys who spend their weekends working on cars, or fishing, or playing golf, or hiding in their "man cave" drinking beer and playing video games, all because they want to get away from their boring and soul-crushing suburban life.

Fuck that noise. I'll live the carefree bachelor life every day.

[–]Elodrian 189 points190 points  (3 children)

Back in February 2014 I was in the break room at work with a colleague of mine when his wife dropped in with some cupcakes or something for Valentine's Day. She said she wanted to do something nice for her husband, and she mentioned how she felt sorry for single people on Valentine's Day. I told her not to worry about it since I feel sorry for married people the other 364 days of the year.

[–]Endorsed ContributorTheRedPilsner 57 points58 points  (0 children)

That's a goddamn brilliant comeback. I'm gonna have to remember that.

[–]NAmember81 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I feel sorry for them the most on holidays. Every couple seems to be fighting on holidays because it didn't go like the magazines, commercials, movies and morning news portrayed it.

My friends in relationships on Valentine's Day bust their ass planning and buying gifts with the high hopes that their SO won't be upset that day.

Boy, I wish I had got to do that too. /s

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 108 points109 points  (95 children)

I'm permanently single, and I love working on cars. My home is not going to have any feminine bullshit, I'm not going to be disallowed to do something in the home I fucking built. Even when I was married I didn't have a man cave, because I did whatever the fuck I wanted. The first ex hated that, she still bitches and we've been divorced for nearly 15 years. I live in the woods, my home is small but the shop is large, and bitches can spend the night or weekend, then they gotta go the fuck home.

[–]Endorsed ContributorTheRedPilsner 100 points101 points  (84 children)

A friend of mine owns a house, and last year his girlfriend moved in with him. The first thing she did upon moving in was replace all of his furniture with stuff that suited her tastes, and my buddy didn't utter so much as a peep in protest because he's so desperate to be in a relationship. She even put a fucking "Live, Laugh, Love" vinyl sticker on the living room wall. If you were to walk through the house with its occupants gone, you'd probably assume that only women live there because there's virtually nothing left to indicate that the house is actually owned by a man.

It saddens me whenever I see a man sacrifice his identity because he wants a woman to approve of him.

[–][deleted] 119 points120 points  (2 children)

That girl put a huge ass sticker on his wall to remind him of all the things he doesn't have anymore.

[–]fatalbinoninja 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Jeez, and I thought "work shall set you free" was a dark joke. Man that just puts an awful spin on the whole thing.

[–]douchey_mcbaggins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ that was dark. POW! Right in the kisser!

[–]VodkaTankerSpill 37 points38 points  (43 children)

I can so relate to that. One of my best friends bought a house and had his long time GF move in. He is the only friend I have left in this town, but he may as well be living in a different country. We used to hang out couple times a month, hit up beer fests on weekends, frisbee, what have you. Now I see him maybe once in 3 months. His weekends are only filled with stuff she wants to do. Whenever I tell him about upcoming camping get together, beer festival, etc. he always checks what goes on with her that weekend.

Now onto the house. It is just filled with that stupid "Live, Laugh, Love" type shit everywhere. She filled it with furniture she liked, decorated with pictures she liked, etc. They have 2 bathrooms, guess who gets to use the bigger, better one.

[–]SPICY_BUTT_MILK 86 points87 points  (23 children)

"Live, Laugh, Love"

That is horrifying, suburban white girl basic bitch shit right there. My condolences.

[–]user_none 36 points37 points  (1 child)

For years, and I'm talking 10+ years, that damn phrase has irritated the shit out of me. Know why? Because it's always used by women. Group think. Hive minds. No original thoughts, going with the herd.

[–]SPICY_BUTT_MILK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's irritating, but like a lot of things like this, I appreciate it, because it lets me know what I'm dealing with early on. It's like when you go out with a girl for a casual drink and she turns out to be a raging, angry blackout drunk. You get to go, "ooohhhhh, okay." and back right off.

[–]my_sfw_alias 10 points11 points  (19 children)

What is the proper inverse of this nonsense motto? Fuck, Laugh, Die?

[–]korben_manzarek 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Trevor Philips in GTA V replaces it with this: http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0100/y-u1keVN7E-OKIolQ0ix5A/0_0.jpg (if the image doesn't load, it's eat, shit, die)

[–]The_Floating_Dick 22 points23 points  (3 children)

You've just reminded me of an interesting thought. I remember reading an askreddit thread where people were confessing about being attracted to something/somebody they are ashamed of. One girl wrote that she was extremely attracted to Trevor from GTA V this comment had about 500 points. I haven't played GTA V then so I didn't read any replies to not spoil it for myself, but I did remember this comment.

Then GTA V was released on PC and I finally got to play it this weekend. It was really interesting to evaluate Trevor's actions and behavior through the prism of that askreddit comment. Trevor is basically as repulsive, aggressive and sadistic of a psycho as Rockstart could make him, yet these qualities not only don't prevent women in askreddit thread from being attracted to him, but even amplify this attraction. There are no limits for female attraction like "no, he's way too crazy and dangerous". The more violent and insane the dude is - the better.

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    [–]Bascome 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    You think incarceration rates reflect culture? Na bro you guys just love jails and money and jails make money. It's the new slavery.

    Also this is not a decline, this current slavery is better than all others that came before it. This is the growth of society you see, depressing huh?

    [–]Trpidation 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    My personal one has always been "Live, laugh, go fuck yourself".

    [–]my_sfw_alias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Maybe live, maybe laugh, maybe love yourself .. lol

    [–]mrpCamper 2 points3 points  (7 children)

    Live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse.

    [–]blue_27 10 points11 points  (6 children)

    Fuck no. I'm in it for the long haul. I plan to bury all of my friends, and chase young ass at the nursing home in my wheelchair with Viagra in my pocket. I want my corpse to be 'well used'. ... "Yeah, he donated his liver, but I think he was 2 minutes away from needing a transplant himself."

    [–]Endorsed ContributorTheRedPilsner 28 points29 points  (16 children)

    It seems to be a pretty common occurrence. My friend and I used to be as close as brothers. When he was single we'd hang out 1-3 times a week. Then when he started dating this girl and that dropped to about once every two weeks. Once they "officially" became boyfriend and girlfriend I only saw him about once a month. And now that they've moved in together, I only see him about once every 2 or 3 months.

    The only time he ever calls me and wants to hang out is when his girlfriend is out of town. If I call or text him and ask if he wants to go to a concert or the bar, half the time I don't get a response from him at all, and the other half of the time he says he can't because his girlfriend wants him to do something else that night.

    I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that once he gets married, I'll only see him a couple of times a year. I've been making new friends over the last year or so, but it still stings that my oldest and closest friend doesn't consider me much of a priority anymore.

    [–]TRP VanguardYouDislikeMyOpinion 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    he says he can't because his girlfriend wants him to do something else that night.

    Ouch. He has gone in deep.

    Rest safely assured that their relationship will eventually end.

    [–]HappyManBeast 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    I recently read a facebook post from a girl on a Overheard Sexism page (That's right, no source and out of context overheard halves of conversations). Anyway she argues that two men are being sexist for talking about doing something this weekend because they both had been granted parole from their girlfriends.

    You can't win. Blue pill or red pill, either way your are a sexist.

    My older brother has been fooling around with a girl for the past two years, and desperately wants a relationship with her, it goes without saying that he is a hopeless blue pill. Yesterday my dad had a stroke and was brought to the hospital in time, so I took the opportunity to talk turkey with my brother. I told him that we all take different kind of medicine that affects how we see the world. He could keep taking the same medicine and get the same results as he has been getting thus far, which is the girl using him as a emotional doormat, or he could switch medicine and try something else.

    I told him straight up, "You are taking the blue pill, but you can switch and take the red pill instead" to which he replied, "Oh, you mean just like The Matrix?". "Yes, exactly like The Matrix!". "Well then, I choose the blue pill and stay in wonderland".

    You can't help your brother anymore than I can help mine. Every man here is red pill because they chose the red pill. It needs to be said that none of us are Morpheus, no matter how much we want to help family and friends. My brother told me how his girl would just break down and start crying for no apparent reason, if that is not Morpheus right there offering you the pill, I don't know what is.

    When the Student is Ready, the Teacher Appears

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I have been trying a bit with a few close friends, just giving advice etc. One knows me from before, when I was recovering from a knee surgery and was gaming a fair bit, pre-RP, whereas the other one knows me now when I get plenty of attention and back into sport and gym, post RP. The first one I have just showed the RP out right, because at 21 he is incel and always has been, and he is open-minded though inexperienced and ignorant, whereas the other one I have just been showing RP concepts over time, although as well as being incredibly BP and ignorant he is religious, which I kinda respect, though he is just gonna get used because he has negative SMV. I think if I continue I would break his faith, but I think in the long run he would be happier for it. My older bro I have fed a few tid-bits of RP, and he is not too BP to start with, seeing he is certainly dominant in the relationship he is in, I just hope he doesn't marry the girl

    [–]nowoonocy 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    and when you talk about this shit people say- So what do you want him to do, destroy his marriage to hang out with you?

    [–]RitoRetardo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    so hanging out with a friend once or twice a week will destroy their marriage? i think he's saying thats the problem?

    [–]VodkaTankerSpill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Haha, yup free only when gf is out of town.

    [–]52576078 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I know so many guys who live like this, and they are all unhappy. I despise how they go sneaking around behind their wives backs to have a once a month beer with me or other pals. And they have become total flakes, we'll arrange a beer, and they'll drop me last minute, because wife. I've basically dumped them as friends, but I don't deny it hurts.

    They are good men, just blue pill. Even long before I took the red pill, I despised that behaviour in other men. So many of them just assume it's the norm.

    I was with my brother (blue pill) one day and we bumped into an old college buddy of his. These guys were great buddies back in the day, and they hadn't seen or heard from each other in SEVEN years. I turned to my brother and said, "if you haven't seen or spoken to someon in 7 years, you are not their friend". He just shrugged, doesn't get it. Wife completely dominates him. He actually seems happy enough though and is a great dad.

    [–]TruckerJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Biggest regret of being in my blue pill relationship wasn't just how fucking beta I became, and how pussywhipped i got, but that it was long distance. I was in high school. My senior year. I spent my senior year away from my friends and town and spent it in a city 2 hours away with this girl, spending my mom and dads money that should have been goingt a college fund or bills. And I went out of state for colleg, and so did my friends. One friend joined the military. I value everything from that relationsip as much as it sucked because I see it as the learning experience that propelled me to figuring shit out. And Im glad I did it in high school/college and not after a 20 year mariage or something, like my Dad - but holy shit I wish I could have spent more time with my friends that year.

    [–]HappyManBeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I had a girlfriend once, her dad was reduced to a stack of unsorted papers and bills in the home office. He wasn't allowed to sit for too long at the computer next to his stack of papers. Last thing I heard, he took up fishing.

    [–]skoobled 16 points17 points  (7 children)

    Men like this want another woman to love them like their mother did. Once you realise the improbability (and patheticness) of this, then my son, you'll be free

    [–]bluedrygrass 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    Or they could simply admit to themself that not even their mothers ever really loved them.

    [–]skoobled 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    But that would be (hopefully) not true. Mothers do love their children... Most of the time

    [–]Endorsed Contributorredpillbanana 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    The first thing she did upon moving in was replace all of his furniture with stuff that suited her tastes, and my buddy didn't utter so much as a peep in protest because he's so desperate to be in a relationship.

    Let me guess: he paid for the new furniture.

    [–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 17 points18 points  (9 children)

    They're the guys in minivans/family cars that have a look of despair and longing when I pass them in my vintage GTO. They want a car like mine, but she won't allow it, so they're driving a Camry or Caravan.

    I had an example of a man like that growing up. My moms sister won't allow my uncle to drive on the interstate, because it's too dangerous. The man had never wrecked anything, but she won't allow it. She is terrified of thunderstorms and forces him in the basement almost any time it rains, and they live in Nebraska, home of severe weather and crazy huge thunderstorms. She owns that man, and he meekly goes along with it. My dad would've never put up with that shit, my dad is very fucking alpha, as are my two younger brothers and myself. So I had the contrast of what to be and what not to be early in life. There is no way I will let a woman tell me what car I can drive or where I can drive it, what house I live in or what's in it, if you don't like it get the fuck out.

    I've had my 70 GTO since 1993, two divorces and lots of rough patches because of it, and I've managed to hang onto that car, and others. The bitches knew if they tried to take my cars they'd get burned out hulks, so they didn't even try. They both cost me a house though, but neither of them managed to keep it.

    The mangina crowd says that's why I'm twice divorced, because of that attitude / mindset. They're wrong, that's how you keep a woman around and wanting you in bed.

    [–]RP-on-AF1 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    Two divorces because of a car? I gotta wonder about the women you're marrying. Most chicks I've dated would get pretty wet over a 70 GTO.

    [–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Not due to the car, but god the first one bitched about anything that wasn't spent on her, claiming it could have been used for the kids... Code for shoes and useless bullshit in her closet. The first one was bipolar, which means she was terrible with money. She bitched and begged until I let her "take care of the bills" and the second month after I let her handle them I came home to a dark house and found the back statements for the last 6 weeks saying I was overdrawn. She hid them from me, and even though I got paid every Friday and we only needed 1/8 of my income for bills, we were overdrawn by Tuesday every week. She spent the money on useless shit moat of the time. I built my cars by doing extra work, usually car related stuff like building carburetors, transmissions, and rear differentials.

    She paid the bills after that, but always late so we got service charges, and still spent more than I made by a wide margin. I shut her off due to extreme incompetence and wild spending. She claimed abuse and took the kids and left, three times, and came back when the state money ran out. The third time I had gone back into the military to catch up on everything she cost me, and she moved 1500 miles back to our home state and played the victim card.

    She was also physically abusive to the kids and I, extremely violent, and emotionally abusive to the kids. She cheated repeatedly, but I didn't kick her out because she would get the kids by default. Sure enough everything I did and fought for was thrown out by the judge, and child support kept me too poor to pay a lawyer, I was living on $300 a month. Even when she tried to kill herself the judge said her boyfriend could watch my kids. He started molesting them during her month in the looney bin.

    She hid all of that until she got pregnant. She got the last pound of flesh from me back in April this year.

    The second one cheated when I got sick from painting a car for her father. Together for 9 years, married 16 months. They set me up with a crime and I did time for something I couldn't have physically done in an attempt to drive me out of the state and extort money from me.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Dude I can't even finish this...I fucking start raging so hard.

    [–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There's more, that's only a piece of the big picture. Ya know what? Fuck them, they can take from me, beat me down, throw me in jail, leave me destitute and homeless living in my car, and I will get back up and start building again. If you want to stop me, you gotta kill me. Good luck with that.

    [–]BrunoOh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yes, initially, but eventually they try to betafy you: "Bob, we really need a minivan...can we swap the 70 GTO?" or " Bill, I just get so worried every time I see you drive your motorcycle...will you not do that anymore?".

    Then they start bitching how you "never do romantic things anymore", e.g. driving somewhere with her and the hood down or giving her those bike vibration tingles.

    [–]RedAccount1330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    A familiar story. A co-worker of mine (whom I considered to be pretty alpha with plates and such to this point) has just bought a house with his current girlfriend (I say with, he is the only one paying for anything). He was lamenting how his kitchen has a tea pot too small for more than one cup of tea and how he has towels simply for show. It sickens me, I want to go to that house and smash that tea pot and burn those towels. I don't understand how a good looking man earning good money sells himself so sort like that.

    [–]systemshock869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    She even put a fucking "Live, Laugh, Love" vinyl sticker on the living room wall.

    My first thought was that you took this straight out of this video, but I realized he put it in there for a reason and I can easily imagine losers allowing this on a large scale.

    [–]symko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Omg, I fucking hate those live laugh love stickers. Revoke his man card, cut that shit into confetti

    [–]gringoloco80 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Has he always been a pussy or just when he got into a relationship?

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      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      haha nice. My main girl that I have been seeing for 5 years still tries to give me shit about the toilet seat when she comes over to my place. And to this day my response is the same....I flip her the bird as I walk around the corner. Thinking about buying one of those seats that comes up on its own...and installing it on her toilet. haha

      [–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      I close the lid, she has to work too. Also keeps things from falling in it.

      [–]iiMSouperman 19 points20 points  (1 child)

      Too right.

      A few guys I worked with had this discussion with(against) me a few months ago, they all seemed to get engaged around the same time, like they were just doing what's considered "cool" among friends. The discussion led to them basically saying I'll "grow up one day" and change my mind.

      Not one of them is "allowed" out as often any more, gaming/drinking is kept to a minimum - they've become bores within mere months. It's a bitter sweet "hate to say I told you so" because I've started to lose some good buddies, but they are the ones that got sucked in, so c'est la vie.

      [–]Endorsed ContributorTheRedPilsner 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      I've also had people tell me that some day I'll "grow up" and decide I want to settle down with a nice girl.

      I just smirk and say "Maybe, but until that happens I guess I'll just have to keep on doing everything I want, all of the time."

      [–]networking_noob 28 points29 points  (1 child)

      A great irony of modern life is that so many men spend years dreaming of having a wife, house, and kids. And when they finally get those things, what do they do? They yearn for the freedom and lack of responsibility they had as a bachelor.

      relevant Bill Burr quote

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Because we've been programmed to want that and programmed to think a great life that way is attainable. It's really sad.

      [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (8 children)

      Man, my brother did that. He is 41 now and miserable. Had tons of women and short term relationships. A few long ones as well. But he is now hitting middle age, has a huge ass house, makes 140k/year, two cars, but just doesnt have anything or anyone to share it with.

      He doesnt want a wife or a girlfriend. He DOES want a child.

      Dont get me wrong - staying a bachelor is amazing if you can make it work for you. But after a certain age when you've had your fun, you just want to watch others take their turn.

      [–]WellHungMan 8 points9 points  (5 children)

      41 is a fine age to date and get married, what's his problem? My friend had a kid at 45, and it's great because he can actually afford to have one, unlike when he was younger.

      [–]rundownweather 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      I would like to become a father sooner than that. 35 is a fine age IMO - any younger, and you're probably too poor to afford kids. Any older, and you'll probably won't live to see your grandkids.

      Of course, I'm not American, so I'm taking into account the fact that it'll be a little harder for me to find a good job and make moolah.

      [–]NAmember81 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      My uncle is 60 and just had his first kid. He said he was so excited to see his kid didn't have any extra arms or legs.

      [–]Sherlock--Holmes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      What's his problem? Have you seen the choices out there? Have you seen the laws that favor them? What's his problem, why would he be hesitant to stick his leg in a bear trap?

      [–]WellHungMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm not personally advocating getting married, I think it's a stupid idea.

      [–]chances_are_ur_a_fag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      that is the truth though. it's in a man's genes to be a provider and a protector. as much as we love our freedom, we still want to live for someone, whether it's a kid or a woman. just have to balance it right.

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        [–]Endorsed ContributorTheRedPilsner 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        Do people actually dream about that?

        Where I'm from they do. I come from a conservative area of the United States that doesn't have a real big party subculture. There is a lot of social pressure here for young people to get married and start a family before they get too old. It's fairly common for people to get married within a few years of graduating high school, and many people here honestly believe that if you've never been married by the time you're 30 then there must be something wrong with you. They've been conditioned to believe that marriage and family is the only path to a happy life, and single people are to be pitied (or shunned, if said person is single by choice).

        Granted, not everybody here is like that. But a significant amount of people are.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        It's difficult, but as a man with a committed partner and a little daughter, I find that I appreciate the fact that I have to work for the good things in life, and for some men, what is better than having a loving family that looks to you as the leader? What is better than having a child that you can, in some way, see as being all that will be left of you in the world after you are gone?

        Just another perspective. I often think this when I am sitting in my man cave drinking beer and playing video games :)

        [–]Myrpl 4 points5 points  (10 children)

        Fuck that noise. I'll live the carefree bachelor life every day.

        I'd do the same if money weren't a problem.

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (9 children)

        How is money more of a problem when you're a bachelor?

        [–]Temuzjin 23 points24 points  (7 children)

        If you live in magical fantasy land and have a girlfriend who earns as much as you do, contributes fairly to the rent and doesn't spend too much money on stupid stuff, then living together is cheaper.

        [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        Or just get a bro roommate. Less drama and you got someone who's got your back. Same price... maybe cheaper since you don't have to give bs gifts with little to no chance of reciprocation.

        [–]Sherlock--Holmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He might live with a woman who has a home already..

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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        [–]Venomroach 21 points22 points  (1 child)

        That audio mix was terrible. CC was a blessing.

        [–]bluedrygrass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Also thanks from non native speakers. Spoken word is ten times more difficult to understand than written one.

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        [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

        And waking me up with a blowjob.

        [–]tsudonimh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I had an amusing conversation with some of the guys at work about what they'd put up with from a woman if they got regularly woken with blow jobs. The results were both depressing and hilarious.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        stay in shape

        To be fair, a lot of guys won't mind a bit chubby as thier women age. But don't turn into a hambeast. You give women an inch and they take a mile. You're ok with a bit of fat, you will end up with obese. You're ok with a bit of hair, you will get a caveman and so on.

        [–]1Mikesapien 97 points98 points  (4 children)

        Someone once described love to me thusly:

        • Men demonstrate their love through deeds and gestures.

        • Women demonstrate their love through words.

        It's simple, yet elegantly describes the difference between masculine v. feminine emotional expression. Men and women think differently, and therefore behave differently.

        So when a man says,

        "You never make any effort to do things for me!"

        it's tantamount to when a woman says,

        "You never tell me you love me!"

        To solve either dilemma, reciprocate your affection in a manner your partner will understand.

        • Men, use your words (sparingly). Occasionally verbally remind your woman that you love her.

        • Women, use your hands. Clean, cook, or fuck your man out of the blue once in a while.

        Neither action is especially complicated, but they go a long way towards a happier relationship.

        [–]HappyManBeast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Women love words, but I will argue that creating a situation around the words is what really matters.

        You have all seen those fucking beta proposals where some guy books the entire restaurant and hires extras to stop at a certain moment, so the he can "freeze time". Women love that shit, because you can't just stop there, and continue to eat steak as you would in a perfect world, instead you have to follow it up with words. Nothing less than a declaration of eternal love will do.

        But the beauty is, that you don't need a whole fucking restaurant, you can just reverse the idea and freeze her and yourself in the middle of an busy street. Hold her hands, look into her eyes, smile and fucking stand still, before you say what you need to say.

        It is the little dance (vulnerability) before the delivery that makes it worth it for women. Men want the effort that are put into the nurture.

        If you just say, "I love you", with no build up, you might as well just record and play it back, and she could just order take-out.

        That's my two cents anyway.

        [–]StraightTalkM 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Actually, I'd say that men do too much doting on women nowadays. Its basically devaluing what they do.

        [–]Senior ContributorNightwingTRP 133 points134 points  (37 children)

        "And for 20 minutes, Bill Burr felt like a free man."

        In fairness... women do very little for men today... but they will certainly go out of their way for Chad. One of my plates has an ever-growing list of things she "owes" me... just finding things she knows I'll like and doing them. She's ticked off a few, but keeps finding more. I'm going to add make me a roast beef and mustard sandwich to that list... with a beer.

        [–]RedditArgument 54 points55 points  (24 children)

        A recent LTR of mine is going to be flying halfway around the world to see me and bring me things I miss from her country in a month or so all on her own dime. She could easily fly somewhere far more interesting for the money she's paying, but there are no limits for Chad. I can see her motivation 1000 miles away, but the point is women can really be quite loving and giving... for their chosen Alpha.

        The points Bill brings to the table really brings questions to my mind.

        • How many of the women in the audience are actually attracted to/"in love" with their husbands that a sandwich is a laughable affair?

        • How many of those men were once alphas who had their balls sanded away by years of servitude?

        • What percentage of men getting married this year will be able to honestly say they are happily married (to the same woman) 25 years from now?

        I have to say I'm thankful for TRP constantly reminding me that marriage is a bad idea. I would love to be married to a woman who truly loved me (like the girl I mentioned above does) the entirety of our lives together, but I know that woman likely does not exist.

        [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (5 children)

        women can really be quite loving and giving... for their chosen Alpha.

        You're right, until they get bored with him. My ex was completely obsessed with me and bent over backwards for me on many occasions. Then the switch flipped and she was a different woman overnight. I will never understand the female brain.

        [–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 26 points27 points  (1 child)

        It's simple, she found a better Chad.

        Maybe she didn't cheat, but she was thinking about it

        [–]DrDindu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I think your logic is flawed, thinking about cheating is natural, even the most devout has probably thought about fucking their neighbour, men and women included.

        I think what you meant was perhaps she wasn't just entertaining the thought but was actively ready to engage should the right man appear, which is a step further than thinking about it all together.

        [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (10 children)

        My GF regulary buys me stuff. Half the clothes in my wardrobe were bought by her. She bought me my TV as well. She pays for the bill at least 4 times out of 10 when we go out.

        One particular week I was having a terrible time at my business and didnt even have cash for groceries. She was in another city at that time. I casually mentioned that I'm out of cash and will have to eat ramen for a week.

        She ordered food for me through a food delivery app. Then paid a grocery delivery service to send a week's worth of my favorite foods to my house.

        So yeah, some women are very nurturing

        [–]Dukedomb 4 points5 points  (5 children)

        you must be a boss at holding frame and the alpha stuff like that.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

        Nah. Just lucked out with a good, serious woman.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

        this is literally counter to all TRP says.

        [–]indnthroway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        /u/spaceman2121 is not from a western country. Different cultures, different values, different behaviour of women.

        [–]Endorsed ContributorAFPJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        RP helps even with women like /u/spaceman2121 mentions; more importantly it protects you from the vast majority of women who are unfit for a relationship long enough for you to have a statistical chance of finding one that is - it also helps knowing how to manage yourself as well as your bitch in an LTR and how to identify / fix your fuck-ups early on.

        [–]razorwan 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        You sure she's flying across the world just to visit/shop for you? If there's one thing I've learned from this subreddit, it's to be wary of young women traveling alone, abroad, no matter what they say they're doing there.

        [–]RedditArgument 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        Yes. The fact is she calls it a vacation, however she just so happens to be spending all of said vacation in my city which is not much of a tourist destination.

        The posts you likely refer to are from BB's LTR going on a trip and inevitably fucking a local Chad. Perhaps I should have clarified she is not currently my LTR partner, as I do not believe in LDR, however as I do get along quite well with her I don't mind her visiting me at all. If she falls on another dick before or after well AWALT. (Admittedly I am curious if she would or if she is truly loyal to me. I think that's just the remnants of my blue self talking.)

        Like I hinted earlier there is no doubt in my mind that her true motive is to snag me into continuing our relationship and eventually domesticating me. Thank TRP for making me aware of the fact.

        [–]ANewJourney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I hope you consider making a separate FR post of this plate.

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          [–]mystikcal1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Yep, girl I'm currently seeing has already done it twice as well

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            [–]Trpidation 4 points5 points  (2 children)

            Did you have to bring up the regular BJ's or was that of her own accord? There's nothing more beautiful than a woman sucking your dick without being asked.

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              [–]1KyfhoMyoba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              women do very little for men today... but they will certainly go out of their way for Chad.

              Note that the beta lions hunt for themselves. The female lions hunt for themselves, their cubs, and the alpha. Back in my blue pill days I lived with a couple of strippers. One of them had a fuckbuddy (one of many) that when she got the urge for would often have to pay him to leave work early to come over and fuck her. Only about $20-$30, 'cause he was a minimum wage jackass, but still ...

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              Could you give us some context for this girl (background, parenting, dating history etc)?

              I've been in a similar situation but my SMV was noticeably higher than hers and there was constant light/medium dread (due to the difference). I ask because if this result could be replicated with any girl on the SMV scale, that would be something worth exploring.

              [–]TRP VanguardYouDislikeMyOpinion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              I'm not who you posed the question to, but I will answer.

              You have your body and your mind. Your body is capped to your physical attractiveness. Your mind and everything that you can do with it is not capped.

              Max out your physical attractiveness, the rest is your mind and what you can accomplish with it.

              [–]Senior ContributorNightwingTRP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              The response by /u/MoneyStatusLooks gives you a good idea. It's a personality thing... combined with my own dominant actions. She is naturally one of these women who likes to give and make others happy. Once you know that, just supply her with ideas and she'll do the rest.

              TRP isn't about manipulation, it's about identifying the qualities in a woman... walking away from the overly bitchy and entitled ones who're more trouble than they're worth... and then allowing nature to take its course with the women who have less baggage/problems. That's what we do by acting dominant, we take on our natural role and allow the woman to take on her natural feminine role - most of which eagerly do. And it makes us both happy.

              [–]moiez326 50 points51 points  (19 children)

              First off,

              Bill burr is great.

              However, let's have a moment of silence for louis CK who has become such a huge white knight with his justification for his dad bod and horrible defence for women's "issues" lately. Seriously, fuck that guy.

              [–]douglas_p 25 points26 points  (7 children)

              It seems like Louis CK is really tailoring his material to appeal to urban, "progressive" yuppies. Aziz Ansari is the same way. They love making some sweeping liberal statement onstage and getting tons of applause for it. It's like the standup version of The Daily Show.

              [–]VinylGuy420 9 points10 points  (1 child)

              Aziz Ansari especially. His Madison Square garden stand up was horrible.

              The video here. The bit starts at 14:00mins.

              The bit is about creepy guys, which is nothing more than him re-enforcing the media's portrayal of what a creepy guy is which is basically Omega pill guys. Honestly the situations he descibes are probably true to a certain extent but they occur so rarely and it's such a known taboo it's unmentionable. His special makes it seem as though it's a frequent occurrence.

              [–]moiez326 5 points6 points  (4 children)

              Mhm, oh god.. Aziz too!? Man..

              [–]douglas_p 17 points18 points  (3 children)

              Dude, Aziz is the worse offender. He spent most of his time onstage at the Roast of James Franco lecturing the other comedians for making gay jokes.

              [–]moiez326 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              Wtf? What kind of comedian tells other comedians to lay off a certain topic. I think any topic is fair game in the name of comedy. Jesus christ, lost respect for him too.

              [–]douglas_p 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              Aziz seems to be really concerned about being as hip as possible. It's such a turnoff for me as a big comedy fan. You can tell that he LOVES being famous and being part of the NYC in-crowd. So he just panders to those type of people.

              [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

              Louis CK is turning into a SJW? Oh please no :(

              [–]moiez326 11 points12 points  (1 child)

              Yup but the thing is though i cant be sure if he really believes in being a sjw or his recent routines are all about getting more viewership and bigger audiences.

              [–]douglas_p 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I wonder the same thing about Patton Oswalt. I can't help but suspect that he pretends to be more liberal than he really is because it's good for his career.

              [–]justtookit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              What did you expect? The guy made his character by joking about how pathetic he is. He does well because he self-flagellates, makes himself as apologetic and nonthreatening as possible, and supplicates to the progressive religion.

              [–]Totsean 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Amen, what's wrong with that guy. Damn

              [–]moiez326 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              He was so cool, ine of my favourite comedians. I still love his style but now i cant take him seriously as a human being.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Must be his newer stuff. Can you link his white knight shit.

              [–]moiez326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Yeh it's his newer stuff. Will do as soon as i get the chance.

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              [–]Chaohinon 49 points50 points  (7 children)

              With all due respect to Burr, "make me a sandwich" has become the gendered version of "hey how about those bad asian drivers amirite?" It's not so much offensive as it is old hat.

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                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

                my problem with this is i'm a vastly better cook than any woman i've ever dated. Why would i get a woman to cook for me when it's going to be much better when i do it myself?

                [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                Why is it so offensive?

                Because people yearn for a chance to win, to feel relevant, even if there is no fight to be won.

                [–]LionLaw 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                It's never about what they can do for a man.
                Feelz before realz

                [–]whoops_fap 28 points29 points  (15 children)

                Oh fuck that was great, glad to see some new stuff from him. I'll probably get tickets to the NYC show, been meaning to see him for a long time.

                [–]MisterMojoMan[S] 3 points4 points  (13 children)

                Yeah man, definitely get them while you can. It is a completely different experience to see him live.

                [–]Endorsed ContributorTheRedPilsner 4 points5 points  (12 children)

                Seeing Bill Burr live is something on my bucket list. I really hope he comes to my city someday.

                [–]I_Am_My_Own_God 18 points19 points  (11 children)

                It's well worth it. Saw his most recent special, where he did this joke, a few months ago and he had the whole room in tears for an hour an a half. And not one joke was receycled from previous material.

                Also, he really seems to be bringing out his best shit against feminism/SJW's in this recent show. Hope he keeps it up for years to come.

                [–]Endorsed ContributorTheRedPilsner 21 points22 points  (9 children)

                Also, he really seems to be bringing out his best shit against feminism/SJW's in this recent show.

                Joe Rogan is another stand up comic who likes to go after SJWs. In one of his podcasts he said about SJWs/feminists something like "You don't create, you don't contribute, all you do is complain. And that is why everybody thinks that you're a cunt."

                [–]markfeel 10 points11 points  (6 children)

                Bill Burr, Joe Rogan, and Doug Stanhope are my "big three" comedians right now.

                [–]Endorsed ContributorTheRedPilsner 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                Adam Carolla is another comedian who is pretty RP.

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                  [–]TRP VanguardCyralea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Joe is pretty awesome. I guarantee you he's at least semi-aware about the manosphere/TRP. You get inklings of it in the way he talks about the subject matter, but he cleverly never states his position openly so he doesn't draw too much ire.

                  [–]MisterMojoMan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Yes! His feminism bits were fucking incredible. I just thought this part of his act was a lot better for this subreddit. I can't wait for his special to be released so a lot of people can hear what he has to say.

                  [–]grewapair 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                  It's very simple: there are men women use, and there are men woman try to make happy. They'll marry either kind.

                  If a woman who believes she can use you, she will put you in that box. Some women have been taught they can use everyone. If she thinks of you as someone she can use, you need to get out. If not, you need to fight, every day, to stay out of the 'use him' box.

                  [–]TRP VanguardYouDislikeMyOpinion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  The word you're looking for is frame. Keep your frame.

                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                  Its not just for relationships. We have low expectations from women about everything. A woman starts a business and suddeny she is a role model or someone to look up to. Big fucking deal. Men start and fail businesses every day.

                  [–]vincentninja68 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                  "Women are just like guys, a good 68% of them are assholes." Gonna have to write that down.

                  [–]_whistler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  I normally don't like plugs, regardless of who they're for. But I'm actually pretty excited about seeing Bill Burr, he's been one of my faves for years. Thanks for posting the tour dates.

                  [–]1edwardhwhite 14 points15 points  (10 children)

                  I get it. But I don't get it. Frankly, we are best off when we are not waiting on women to provide us anything other than sex.

                  Really, it is a huge mistake for us to think that they will add to our lives in a major, personally affirming way. As soon as you are weak, you are discarded.

                  What we need is to acknowledge reality. We are the disposable sex. Our lot is struggle for the things we want and that is what is not acknowledged by the feminist movement--that the successes we have had include a lot of hard working men who did not meet the final prize thrown aside by the power of evolution. Instead, feminists focus on the 5 guys who did awesome and say "there were no women there." Well yes, but there were also not 5,000 dead men at the low end of society too.

                  What I find fascinating is the playout of sex differences in the culture. Most women's culture is about obtaining the approval of he group--everyone must be involved in saying "you go girl!" regardless of how stupid the proposed course of action is. d

                  That's why we cannot rely on women to make us sandwiches. They are not our mother, they are a mate with some pretty fucking amoral mating strategies.

                  Frankly, we went wrong in the Middle Ages. Courtly love killed us. It has poisoned our perception of male-female relations for 800 years. The woman is to be put on a pedestal and knights are supposed to have a crush on the King's wife but never do anything about it and do what she wishes. That's the origin of culturally sanctioned hypergamy. We need something else. The Red Pill is really the start, not the end.

                  Maybe I am still in the anger phase.

                  [–]1edwardhwhite 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                  One other question. I have never had non-consensual sex with anyone. Why then, am I morally responsible for any person who has had non-consensual sex with someone? Strictly because of my sex?

                  [–]BrunoOh 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  It's like how today's white people are responsible for slavery.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  But my ancestors were poor Irish peasants who never owned slaves. In fact, they were slaves!

                  [–]1OneRedYear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  no one alive is responsible for the history we were born into, we've inherited it unwillingly.

                  [–]TRP VanguardYouDislikeMyOpinion 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  We need something else.

                  Find loopholes in the system and get comfortable. This is the future for the duration of our sexually prime years.

                  [–]Farabee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  I kind of agree here. Men are put on earth to blaze their own trail. Women are along for the ride.

                  [–]epistemic_humility 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Can't wait to see him when he rolls through my city.

                  been listening to his podcast for years!

                  [–]1favours_of_the_moon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  -Women today, generally speaking, do not make much effort to deliberately go out of their way to do something simple and kind for their boyfriend/husband, purely out of generosity, because they don't feel like they have to.

                  It's not just that they "feel like they don't have to." It's true, they DON'T feel like they have to. And that's the only reason they'd do it, is if they HAD to.

                  Everything is a power game with these bitches. Just constantly wearing you down. Testing and pushing back your boundaries.

                  [–]Sofakingcoolstorybro 4 points5 points  (6 children)

                  Bill's the man. Always spitting the truth.

                  [–]RedPillGold 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                  Anyone know what his most recent show is called?

                  [–]ModMachiavellianRed[M] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                  Heads up, you're shadowbanned. Message /r/reddit.com to resolve.

                  [–]NevrEndr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  I disagree. Cosmo has all kinds of tips for women to make men happy. Like twisting their balls and punching them in the dick. /s

                  [–]Hennez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  If you truly need a friendly hand to help you: look at the end of your arm.

                  If you truly need someone to be there for you: learn to rely on yourself.

                  It's not that hard.

                  [–]TRP VanguardYouDislikeMyOpinion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Today, a plate fixed me a turkey sandwich with a banana and coconut water. I didn't think anything of it.

                  It was an expected behavior, like someone holding the door for you if you're right behind them walking into a building.

                  [–]bluedrygrass 6 points7 points  (5 children)

                  "-Men are extremely simple when it comes to what makes them happy. "

                  Not true at all. This is just a common phrase thrown around following the narrative of "men are those stupid 50 iq cavemen that thinks of sex every 7 seconds and couldn't live without a woman".

                  In reality, men are generally way more complex and deep than women are, (as can be seen in men being interested in all those complex hobbies and sports and novels and songs that women can't even undestand) it's just that they simply are more easiliy satisfied, we accept and enjoy more easiliy all the small things in life, while women are never satisfied and always wanting more and more.

                  But that's not being complex. That's just being broken.

                  [–]rp_divorced 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                  If they'd simply get out the house and leave us alone for a few hours, we can enjoy those complex hobbies because we sure won't while they're there.

                  [–]Hennez 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                  Or maybe you could do your stuff without needing to have a woman around unless what you want to do physically requires one.

                  [–]rp_divorced 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  It didn't come across well, but I was joking. But I'm also going to guess you've never been married and tried to do something you wanted to do, and that she's not interested in, with your wife nearby.

                  [–]Hennez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  I understood that was a joke, no problem there.

                  You guessed that right too. I have not experienced that situation with a wife but I have done so with many other people (which should be the same thing in concept) who don't share my hobbies.

                  [–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Well let's put it this way. Men are simple for a woman to make happy in the context of a relationship.

                  1. Be hot
                  2. Be sweet and grateful
                  3. Don't be a selfish bitch

                  [–]SDSAM21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Saw him him in San Diego this month. Definitely worth it.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Holy shit, I laughed hard at this. And the sad thing is I laughed so hard because I can relate.

                  Men get shit for not paying for dates, not paying enough attention to women, not doing anything romantic, not having stable careers, everything. But none of that would matter for an hour if my girlfriend went and made a sandwich, without asking, and then left to read a book. That would be incredible.

                  Come to the UK Bill!

                  [–]Boolit_Tooth_Tony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Going to see him in San Antonio. I'm trying to hold back from watching videos like this out of fear that the material will be at the show, but it's damn hard to refrain. It was worth it.

                  [–]mula_talks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Just a heads up went to go buy tickets for the LA show and saw this posted on the site

                  "Due to scheduling difficulties, JACK’s Big Schtick at the Shrine Auditorium on September 11, 2015 has been postponed to a new date to be determined."

                  [–]Futdashukup 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                  My LTR doesn't make me a sandwich...but she does let me tie her up,blindfold her, then spank her with a whip while I fuck her mouth, and if she doesn't suck it right, she gets punished harder. So they will do some shit you like. I mean, if she takes it in the ass...she doing that for you because you can be sure as shit that she doesn't like it.

                  [–]1SuperStalin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Our friend was moving in with his new wife. We helped carry in the furniture and stuff, and he invited us to come over a few days later to a housewarming party.... anyway, we get there and the couch facing the tv was filled with stuffed animals, while another couch was on the side.... there was not enough room for everyone to have a seat, and the guys moved he stuffed animals so they can sit. The wife had a tantrum, and started hysterically sobbing and we were asked to leave. He was reluctant to even say hello for a few years, until they had their first kid.

                  [–]1CowardlyPetrov 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Watching this just made me feel sad.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Comedy: the last bastion of open opinion.

                  The last place you can hold women to a basic standard without one of these vile creatures getting in your face.

                  [–]ECoast_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I've made this argument multiple times over at PPD.

                  We have such lower standards than women it's crazy. They're over there harping on 'body image' and 'micro aggression'. My response is, if you're a 7 (meaning basically not fat or scarred) and have a pleasant demeanour, locking down a man is ridiculously easy.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  And yet STILL the douchebag female in the crowd couldn't shut up or comprehend what was being said. Just complete hubris and pride in bringing absolutely nothing to the table.

                  [–]LarsPoosay 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                  Reading too far into it.

                  The joke is that "making a man a sandwich" is "buying flowers" for men. That's it.

                  Invest your time in a real problem.

                  [–]a233424 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                  The fact that it's comedy material and the way the audience reacts, and the way the comedian needs to tame the audience for him to get through the material speaks volume here.

                  [–]Sunshinelorrypop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Can I find this full set online somewhere?

                  [–]Totsean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  My regular girl sets food for me and makes coffee. Every time she is here. Expected behavior.

                  [–]Indigo_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Actually, the flowers comparison is really on point. I never thought about it like that.

                  [–]SatisfiedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Brilliant, thanks for sharing this man. Glad to see Burr is still in form

                  [–]seducer4real 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Bill Burr is fucking awesome.

                  [–]stonecats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  i could not understand the audio, but the CC subtitles are good.

                  [–]shuritsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Definitely gonna see the Austin show, always wanted to see burr live

                  [–]Endorsed Contributormonsieurhire2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  My fondest memories of my ex took place when I was sick and she brought me some soup and a sandwich, fucked my brains out, and then cleaned my bathroom. Especially the bath-room cleaning part. It didn't last though, and it was early in the relationship, but man was it sweet. After she cleaned the bathroom and showered, I think we did it three times in the space of a few hours.

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