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Dont let those bitches touch my jacket (self.TheRedPill)

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Ran out for a quick drink after work with a natural. If I told him I was on the executive committee of a learned masculinity forum he would laugh as he would surely think Im joking.

Anyway, 3 women joined us at the bar and we exhanged pleasantries for a few moments when my bud needed the restroom.

The Shitlord carefully took off his suit jacket and hung it expertly on the back of his chair. Speaking to only me, he said.

"Hitting the head. Dont let these bitches touch my jacket"

The women's jaws dropped. Cue the feigned outrage :

"Did he mean us?? Are you kidding? Who does he think he is???"

Well it was absolutely predictable. When he got back All 3 were searching for his attention and approval Hair flipping, tits jutted out, touching his arms etc.


[–]Hakametal 707 points708 points  (36 children)

You were out with Trump, weren't you.

[–]rossiFan 139 points140 points  (24 children)

I'd love to go to one of his parties.

[–]Silverandgold2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Best joke i have seen all week!

[–]menial_optimist 155 points156 points  (25 children)

High SMV = This works on bar chicks Not High SMV = "Omg what a loser" they walk off

High smv is key

[–][deleted] 159 points160 points  (19 children)

Yes but SMV isnt just abs and good hair.

The brash, unafraid- to -piss -a girl- off attitude is refreshing to women bored to tears with the faggotry ass kissing for a sniff of pink

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (7 children)

Was banging a so called "feminist" back in the day. I told her that I'm smarter then her, she asked why and I said it was because I was a guy. Never seen her so pissed but literally 20 minutes later she is cooking me a meal and sucking my cock. Will never forget that funny lesson.

[–]johnbranflake 31 points32 points  (4 children)

The best cognitive dissonance is banging an "empowered" feminist in the most dominating fashion and watching their brain explode from enjoying it so much

[–]Endorsed ContributorTheeRyanGrey 5 points6 points  (1 child)

watching their bodies fight their minds is hilarious

I've never had nastier, kinkier, more wild sex than with feminist women.

holy shit they have no limits

[–]SMGPthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that a lot of us has this experience says a lot.

Second best head I've had is from a feminist liberal (the first the girl would get drunk and wouldn't have a gag reflex, kinda no contest).

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Brian exploding is a lot of credit for them. It's what they do every day and still think the same. I love them for how god damn submissive they want to be. It's like all this "power" they got is wanting to be taken away. What a world.

[–]johnbranflake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Polling shows that women are less happy now than they were in the 70s when most women were stay at home moms. They need to try to take power from men as a societal shit test but they don't actually want us to give it to them.

[–]trapaik 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"Because I'm a guy" Lmao, gonna use this one on a feminist.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pulled it off last night again just for shits and giggles and it was hilarious. The two woman I was with started saying how they disliked feminism to the one girl who is a feminist. Best shit ever.

[–]StoicBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but what are your friend's stats? Does he lift? (height,weight)

[–]blackedoutfast 10 points11 points  (2 children)

having an attitude where you regularly say shit like this gives you a high SMV.

obvs everything works better if you're a 6'4" low bf% underwear model with a perfect jawline. but it can take a lot of work and a lot of time for a typical dude to significantly increase his SMV through things like exercise and diet. even then there's always some limit to how physically attractive you can become.

but it takes zero effort to become a god-tier asshole. you can go out today and start saying shit like this and your SMV will instantly increase.

[–]Ozymanberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It really does wonders for your game.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's also just a funny thing to say in general

[–]1The_BitterTruth 140 points141 points  (41 children)

Hitting the head? Ex Military? That's some navy/marine shit right there.

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    [–]HobbesTheBrave 23 points24 points  (30 children)

    Hitting the head?

    Can you translate this to civilian?

    [–][deleted]  (12 children)

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      [–]HobbesTheBrave 1 point2 points  (11 children)

      Orders, ways how things are done, basic maintenance, everything need to be understood. They need to be taught. Just as kids needs to be taught by parents.

      You're an officer, or something, aren't you? Because the talk the grunts talk here at TRP/MRP, it isn't as perceptive as your is.

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        [–]1scissor_me_timbers00 1 point2 points  (9 children)

        What branch? And did you like it? I'm considering enlisting navy or marines.

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          [–]TyrannyVengeance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          "So do it long enough to move one, but not long enough to have no more options."

          Another version of my life motto. "Fuck or walk."

          Not: "Fuck until you can no longer walk." (Although in the right context... )

          Advice like this mans is why I come here. ^

          [–]1scissor_me_timbers00 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          Yeah I'm not gonna start a family in there haha. I'm about to turn 28 so I'd be in from 28-32. Don't know if I want to come out of the military with questionable job skills at 32 and have to start over (cuz I don't want to be a military lifer).

          So did you like living on a boat and traveling the world? What was your military job?

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            [–]Invisible_Stud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            If you want the Suck and to change yourself for the best, join the Marines. If you want way more opportunities when you get out with the best benefits while youre in and when you get out, go Navy. Source: Am Marine.

            [–]cdhunt6282 10 points11 points  (10 children)

            Marine/navy slang for bathroom.

            Marines/Navy = head

            Army = latrine

            Chair force = master bath ensuite

            [–]Endorsed Contributorzyk0s 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            "Head" is actual a naval term for the toilet on a vessel, it's not strictly military.

            [–]10xdada 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Was about to say, does nobody here actually sail?

            [–]Occams_Stubble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            "The "head" aboard a Navy ship is the bathroom. The term comes from the days of sailing ships when the place for the crew to relieve themselves was all the way forward on either side of the bowsprit, the integral part of the hull to which the figurehead was fastened."

            [–]Gawernator 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            Were you British navy? Never heard flats or dick in US navy though most American military jargon was taken from British

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              [–]Meterus 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              Is that also where the poop deck is?

              [–]Endorsed Contributorzyk0s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Funnily enough, the toilet on a ship is at the opposite side of the poop deck. That's why it's called "head".

              [–]hiphoprising 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Idk I've got army/Air Force in my family and they say the same thing

              [–]Toussant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              This is where the thread turns into another subreddit. I've seen and done it before. Just get the definition and return to how this dude got competition from 3 strangers at a bar.

              [–]Silverandgold2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

              lol, ya, these interactions are always so predictable.

              It becomes child's play after while.

              Though i would add, to pull it off, you should be at least modestly attractive.

              You don't even need to be that great, women's view of a mans attractiveness is easy to sway.

              But you do need some degree of good looks, even if your just average. Attraction for women comes from the mental, much more so then men. You can really alter how they view your "looks" but altering how they view as a person. But you do need some good looks to back it up.

              However. For all you know, he might be one of your fellow executive's and you don't even know it.

              Though really guys, it's not that hard, just don't feel sorry for women. That's it. Don't... Feel... Sorry... For... Them.

              What did that guy in your story do? He didn't feel sorry for them. So he stopped caring what they think.

              Cue the feigned outrage!

              Of course then they crave your attention.... And you all know the rest.

              I never felt sorry for women, so, i never cared what they thought. A bit of good looks, knowing i had options, and that's all i ever needed.

              It is easy guy's, honestly.

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              [–]1empatheticapathetic 76 points77 points  (1 child)

              Clippings of newspaper articles from 9/12/01

              [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (5 children)

              Number closed the one with tight sweater

              [–]Rhythmic 8 points9 points  (2 children)

              "Hitting the head. Dont let these bitches touch my jacket"

              This is an example of a signal that cannot be faked.

              You either do this with full conviction or you 'die.'

              You don't really die, but you are found out as 'fake' and the angry pussy scratches your eyes out.

              Ugh, text is a lousy medium. I don't mean to 'scare' you, not one bit. Actually, I'm quite amused ...

              What I'm trying to say is that you really need the right attitude with this ...

              [–]6ix_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              I like your writing style. I could actually hear you in my head.

              [–]Rhythmic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Yeaaaah, that felt GOOD!

              My ego is melting like hot butter. Could you say this once again?

              I could actually hear you in my head.

              An army of people having my thoughts loop in their heads. Kinda nice. I never planned this, but now that it's happening, I don't object.


              Being aware of one's ego helps to keep it in check. We men tend to easily fall for ass-kissing, and this is a major weakness.

              I appreciate your feedback. I'm trying.

              Thanks dude.

              [–]tubarao312 32 points33 points  (58 children)

              And they also hamster over what's in the jacket if you have pockets and word it correctly, looks like a great strategy

              [–]TheRedPillMan1 41 points42 points  (57 children)

              I don't think it's a good strategy. OP said the guy was a natural alpha so he could pull it off. If a normal guy does it he may sound offensive instead of cocky. That's the power of being a natural alpha

              [–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (19 children)

              Try it and report back

              What have you got to lose? Project that you are the fucking greatest.

              Women dont know and cant tell so they look to these cues

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                [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (6 children)

                you feel SMV isnt high enough and you throw out a neg and then what?

                you get rejected by a bitch?

                So fucking what! Happens to me all the time and Im Shawn Beachbody

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                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

                  lol, I mean you could do that....

                  [–]1AmlanceJockey 13 points14 points  (2 children)

                  Lmao. I'm gonna open with this.

                  "Hey, my name is Kyle, don't touch my jacket bitch"

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                  Do it 10x...at least 2 will have a good outcome. 4 if you look !like me

                  [–]justj6sh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  As long as you have good delivery I see this working. You've instantly created a little in joke.

                  [–]Senorbubbz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  The thing about SMV is that a large part of it is what you believe it to be.

                  They look to you and your own self-esteem to get a read on it.

                  Brett Beachbody could be rocking a 10-pack shirtless at the bar, but also be slouching and looking around nervously with generally bad body language. The only women who'd approach that guy are autists who can't read social cues.

                  Your SMV is basically 80% self confidence and how you project it.

                  [–]coffee_and_lumber 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                  When you reach that critical level of SMV where women will actually approach you, you are provided with frequent opportunities to test and refine your game, which must lead to a virtuous cycle of improvement. I can only assume, having never experienced it myself.

                  You're pretty much dead on. Once you are in that zone, you can say, do, and get away with things you'd never have dreamed of before. High SMV and a couple big heavy balls and it's a pussy playground out there.

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                    [–]nomorelulu 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                    a beta like me

                    The second you start thinking/talking like this, you've already lost.

                    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      The pill goes down bitter and sometimes slowly. Sometimes you retch but its impossibe to ever go back

                      [–]yumyumgivemesome 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                      The added bonus is that he showed superiority over you. He gave you an assignment while he was gone. How did you respond to him or the girls when he said that? What did the girls say to you while he was gone -- mostly bitching about his cockiness while feigning disinterest?

                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                      If that happened, it wasnt intended. He was trying to be funny for my benefit

                      [–]failingtheturingtest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      I got that sense from what you wrote. Not that it was intended, but that it would be an outcome. Also not in a way that put you down, but simply one that put the attention clearly on him while he was gone and left you as a prop.
                      edit: also the sense that this guy is fun to be around. That's maybe the real win there.
                      Having two with similar attitudes can help as long as you go with the rule of "yes and...". You support each other's antics and then get your turn. Can help build push/pull if you mix up who is being arrogant at which time.

                      [–]TheRedPillMan1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      I guess I could try it with strangers. If it backfires I'll just run for cover :-).

                      [–]Alth12 17 points18 points  (3 children)

                      Yep it's all about tone and body language. The words are a distant third place. Human communication 101.

                      [–]shroomsonpizza 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                      We really are animals in that way. I look at body language way more than listen to her words. She can call me an asshole all day long but her eyes tell me a different story every time.

                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      I truly think that a lot of the things that get reported here as "asshole behavior" are just funny shit to say in a bar setting.

                      [–]justj6sh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Agreed. You can get away with saying just about anything if you say it in the right tone and you guys are reading each others body language and facial expressions.

                      [–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat 23 points24 points  (20 children)

                      The only difference between a natural and a "learned" alpha is that the first one didn't learn. If you practice TRP until your mindset and attitude both reflect PRIZE mentality, abundance mentality, outcome independence & assuming-the-sale mentality without even thinking about it anymore, then there'll be no visible differences between you and a "natural". And newbies will assume you're a natural.

                      [–]1SeemedGood 26 points27 points  (13 children)

                      The only difference between a natural and a "learned" alpha is that the first one didn't learn.

                      It's all learned. The only real difference is when and how you learned it. What folks around here call "natural" alphas are really just guys who learned it early through careful observation (ie when and how they were supposed to learn it) as opposed to the rest of us who learned/are learning it later after having to be awakened from deep BP slumber by horrendous experiences.

                      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

                      Deep BP slumber by horrendous experiences

                      Im debating pointing this

                      [–]caP1taL1sm 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                      It's definitely the way most people discover TRP I'm sure.

                      [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

                      I learned game from the men who were fucking my wife

                      [–]caP1taL1sm 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                      Pretty late in the game of life I'd say

                      [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                      best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago.

                      the next best time is NOW

                      [–]caP1taL1sm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      True that man. Everyone thinks that -- I think that 6 years ago when I started college. Still pretty painful knowing now what I missed out on with "the best years of your life"

                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      I think they learned it before they even remember by such things as a strong dad, sisters, or female friends.

                      [–]Rhythmic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      The only difference between a natural and a "learned" alpha is that the first one didn't learn...

                      ... consciously.

                      We humans are learning machines - especially kids whose natural curiosity hasn't been stifled by a misplaced pride of being 'smart.'

                      'Naturals' learned 'by osmosis' without realizing that they were learning - just like we all learn to stand, talk and walk.

                      After a certain age, learning becomes conscious. From this point forward a willingness is required to question what we thought we knew.

                      [–]tubarao312 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

                      Exactly, and we are better then alphas in some ways, since we can explain our train of thinking to aspiring-to-be alphas. I think both a natural and a Red Pill Alpha can pull my strategy off

                      [–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat 6 points7 points  (3 children)

                      Roosh would say learned is better than natural because the day the natural's attractive qualities fade away (looks, status), he just won't understand what's happening and spiral down into oblivion.

                      [–]coffee_and_lumber 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                      The male version of The Wall.

                      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                      Also called the Dennis reynolds

                      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                        [–]IAlwaysBeCoding 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                        Stochastic Gradient Descent is always right

                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        Operations research/optimization reference, I see what you did there.

                        [–]TangoZulu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                        The only difference between "offensive" and "cocky" (confident) is how you handle their reaction. The women in the example tried to act offended, but instead he came off as alpha and desirable because he (presumably) held frame and didn't buy into their shit test over it.

                        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        slightly offensive is better than boring.

                        Boredom is the opposite of attraction

                        [–]Jonnywest -1 points0 points  (6 children)

                        If you're worried about offending, you could try a lesser word than "bitch". Don't let these hobos touch my jacket. plebs. nobodies. etc.

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                          [–]coffee_and_lumber -1 points0 points  (1 child)

                          I don't know, I like "hobos".

                          Or maybe "tramps".

                          [–]TangoZulu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          If you're worried about offending, you're doing it wrong. It's the complete IDGAF attitude that makes it work.

                          [–]Akela_hk 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                          I use "peasants" if I happen to be around SJW. Most women just take it when I refer to them as bitches.

                          [–]pm_me_trp_advice 47 points48 points  (6 children)

                          Can you please go into a little bit more detail about the learned masculinity forum? Is there such a thing?

                          [–]patrice_plz_come_bac 28 points29 points  (3 children)

                          [–]TheRedStoic 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                          I had my really nice leather jacket, it's zipper got busted because some fatty decided to try it on from the closet.

                          Believe me he's right to say this. Bitches will help themselves to everything and anything if you don't say no.

                          They don't even make that specific bomber anymore /sigh

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                          I wasn't going to say it was you but thanks for the drinks bud

                          [–]TheRedStoic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Anything for a recognized bro. And doubly thanks for no names/location. I truly appreciate it.

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                          [–]CallMeBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                          Literally lol'd at "executive community"

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                          [–]TangoZulu 35 points36 points  (10 children)

                          The jacket doesn't matter; in film parlance it's a "MacGuffin", simply a prop to propel the characters forward. It worked because it immediately positioned the guy as higher status than the girls, and they had to then prove their worth to him instead of the other way around.

                          ETA: In response to your "Lord/Cupbearer" question, the key is to not talk to down to the other guys. Asking his friend to keep them away from his jacket isn't an order to a subordinate if you treat the other guy as an equal. You want to position your friends as just as high status as yourself. For one, it's implied social proof. High status people don't hang out with low status people. Two, it shows confidence that you're not threatened by other high status men. And three, it keeps the guys on your side instead of turning them against you to game the women. With true Abundance Mentality, you don't need to talk down the other guys to get women, you've got as many women as you want already. When guys compete against other guys, it comes from desperation. Don't fall into that trap.

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                            [–]1Paid_Internet_Troll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            Too talky. Too nerdy. Too needy.

                            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                            Christ, you are looking too deep

                            [–]TangoZulu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            His objective wasn't to protect his space and get the women to leave. If it was, your example would probably work and chase them away, albeit with much less style.

                            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            Dude your drawing an imaginary line. I trust you as my equal to guard my made up valuable. It's a prop to knock the women off guard, now they are on the defensive rather then feeling like the hottest bitch in the room. It's all about the delivery as he: first set up his wingman as equal, second Jedi mind tricks the bitches, and broke the ice as ownership of the situation (frame statement). It's all in the delivery.

                            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                            It's just funny, man.

                            You didn't get the immediate humor in it?

                            Heck, I think your phrases are maybe even funnier.

                            "Kind sir, can you protect this square meter from their bullshit while I am away?"

                            I'm imagining Will Ferrell saying that.

                            [–]AnjaJutta 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                            Me and my closest friends often call each other sir as a joke. I'll try the line and let you know how it goes.

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            I'd advise against canned lines.

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