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Red Pill TheoryThe Best Sex She EVER Had (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by trpfieldreport

Dudes, please. You're killing me with this shit.

I don't know if I've just been stumbling on this shit by chance, or if the massive growth of this sub is leading to Fucking New Guys who think they know what they're talking about; but fuck.

We have to talk about something, and that is the shit women say about your sexual prowess and the size of your piece.

It's quite simple. Treat the things they say about your sexual prowess the same way you treat the things they say about the kind of guys they like: Don't fucking listen to it.

If you actually had any sexual prowess beyond seizing on top of a girl who is laying still like a corpse, you wouldn't need your ego inflated nor believe the shit she says.

I can't remember the last time a girl didn't pull out my dick and remark on how big it was (Oh my god it's WAYYYY bigger than my ex's dick!) Dudes, I'm not packing an intense amount of heat. It's not a porn star's dick.

These bitches will say anything they think they need to say to achieve their goals. If inflating your ego is one of the steps they think they need to take, they will do so shamelessly, and will tell you that your shitty cunnilingus made them cum 7 times in 3 minutes.

In all likelihood, you are not the best sex she's ever had, and you do not have the monster cock she tells you that you do.

If you had any sexual prowess, she wouldn't be able to formulate complete sentences to tell you any of that bullshit.


[–]momomotorboat 409 points410 points  (24 children)

The real measure in all things is one's actions. Is she coming back for more? How often? How does she act when she doesn't get it? Those are the indicators you're looking for.

[–]LuvBeer 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Back when I cooked professionally, we judged the success of our dishes not on peoples' comments, but on how many dishes came back eaten.

[–]Gunplayin 77 points78 points  (1 child)

Rule #1- Her perception of your VALUE is more important than your technique.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRed_August 17 points18 points  (0 children)

90% of the sexual act occurs between her ears before you even touch her.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMarsupian 102 points103 points  (12 children)

Completely agree, if you give her the best sex in her life she will be trying to get on your dick non fucking stop.

[–]MordorsFinest 21 points22 points  (10 children)

She might be after your money or status

[–]Endorsed ContributorMarsupian 61 points62 points  (6 children)

If the sex ain't good she won't be jumping on the dick constantly. She'll either give enough sex to keep you around or fuck relatively consistently. If the sex is life changing (every chick has a dick change her life at some point) she'll be on that shit non stop. When you have to regularly turn down sex from a hot girl you know you fucked her good.

[–]ImFeklhr 12 points13 points  (3 children)

(every chick has a dick change her life at some point)

What do you base this claim on?

[–]UmphreysMcGee 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Yeah...that statement made me cringe. Comments like that one are exactly what the OP is talking about.

[–]1RXRob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's the female equivalent of oneitis

[–]HeinousFu_kery 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or that you're about to be fucked good yourself - hot chicks can play the money/status game like no other.

[–]UmphreysMcGee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you even realize how ridiculous you sound? I think the next step for you is gaining some self-awareness.

[–]qiang_shi 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yeah but after six months and not once has she put me in position where I spend money on her...

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Bros....yes she might be coming back but it most likely isn't because you are the best. Think of yourself as ice cream. Bitches love ice cream. And they can get it just as easily as sex. Well, if you could get sex as easy as ice cream, wouldn't you choose different flavours? Hell, I don't get sex as much as a chick but I still wouldn't mind an Asian or Spanish flavour every once in a while. Well, you are the same to a slut. You are just a flavour. You might be that flavour that goes slow and steady. Or rabbit fast....or deep and long stroke. It is all in what she is in the mood for. Hell, she might have went and seen 50 Shades and wanted to be dominated. So, she hits up that dominate flavour man. It's great that she keeps coming back but always remember that she will get tired of your flavour sooner or later.

The key is to improve yourself so you have that bright label with the words "Awesome sauce caffeine with every bite". Your SMV is your advertisement....your bright letters and cool tiger mascot on your box. It is there to attract the little girls with short attention spans and have them screaming "I want, I want".

[–]PianoIsGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Beyond the game. Your comment makes it sound like we should be constantly proving ourselves to women. Women (like money) are a result. Build yourself and the "results" will follow. Never make women or money your "why", this is a flawed path.

[–]1PrinceofSpades 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Just like the steps you took to sleep with her to begin with, pay more attention to her actions and responses and not so much her words.

If you need to validate your dick, go pull out a ruler.

If you need to validate your sex, go beat off and try to last over an hour while moving your hips instead of your hand. Bonus points if you do it on your knees/standing up.

Seriously. Your ego should already be popping off because you were born a man and you are the one sleeping with her now. Needing anything more just shows you have insecurities. Every. Single. Girl. I've fucked has said "best sex of my life" and "biggest dick I've touched;" doesn't mean I go around spouting it off to others because it's irrelevant.

[–]1kick6 196 points197 points  (12 children)

If she says you have a big dick, and you fuck good you can conclude exactly one thing: she likes you. But trust me, the instant you piss her off...............you're 3" at full mast, and you never made her cum. That's the breaks.

[–]Vietnom 57 points58 points  (2 children)

I dated a Danish girl once and this was exactly what happened. It went from "the best sex she ever had," when we were together to "our sex was always terrible" after we broke up.

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    [–]ModRedSovereign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don't post image macros.

    [–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    My ex pulled that and talked down about me to her friends, which I was told about. The next time I ran into her I reminded her of our sex tapes I have that proved otherwise. (hinting that if she ever pulled that shit again I might show someone to defend myself from her lies)

    [–]TechnoRaptor 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    to be fair i have a normal sized dick and i get called big, and sooo good. i dont think im that good, i think its just common courtesy becaus generally sex=good.

    [–]1kick6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    My dick is impressively average, and I've experienced both circumstances.

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    [–]forgetful_storytellr 127 points128 points  (8 children)

    I'm an animal and this is my meat stick, and I will penetrate meat flaps until the day I die.

    Should be knitted on a pillow somewhere.

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, my nan had one done in memory of Ernie.

    [–]rossiFan 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    If you're really committed, you'll have it tattooed on your penis.

    [–]2wiseclockcounter 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    that's quite the compound sentence for an average sized dick though. might have to lighthouse it.

    [–]traw89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is my meat stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wasn't that line from the new Mad Max trailer?

    [–]LuvBeer 23 points24 points  (6 children)

    but I'll spit in their mouths and throw them around

    Don't forget to have them rim you. Chicks luv hairy man ass.

    [–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    [–]truthfully_red 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Risky click. Wasn't too bad.

    [–]Ardgarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    not sure if I want to see some hairy man arse

    [–]UmphreysMcGee 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Yeah, make sure to piss on them too. It establishes dominance and really gets those endorphins flowing.

    [–]newls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Reminds me of the 50 Shades parody on the radio on GTA V.

    "I worked hard to be taken seriously as a woman in a man's world. Now I've realised it was all nonsense, and all I've really wanted is a rich pervert!"

    Go out and buy the smash hit that taught men everywhere that if you're rich enough, she'll let you pee on her.

    [–]Hatorader 21 points22 points  (6 children)

    I can't fucking stand it when my current main girl tells me I fuck her the best and she constantly tells me how big my dick is, and it's not, it's barely above average. And this girl has fucked hundreds of guys and done everything under the sun. The blatant lie that she thinks she can get a away with is what really makes me angry. It's like, how fucking stupid do you think I' am? You've had guys with massive cocks and huge physiques and had them two or more at a time sometimes. But my little 5'7" ass is the best? Ok skank, just suck my dick and stop talking please.

    [–]TitsAndWhiskey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Yeah I hate that shit. Unless they can REALLY sell it, then it's like watching a movie. I know it's fake, but still entertaining.

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      [–]BlackHeart89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I feel you. On a similar note, I have this girl who would pretend to be innocent and say shit like, "we're not suppose to be doing this" or "I didn't expect that to happen", whenever we start/finish having sex.

      It damn near turns me off because I'm thinking, "Cut the crap, bitch. You only come over at night, never before 9pm... I'm not fucking stupid". And what pisses me off even more is that she has said this multiple times. Though only in situations where we go a few weeks without talking.

      [–]UmphreysMcGee 3 points4 points  (4 children)

      ...why exactly do you spit in their mouths?

      [–]fatalcharm 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Gotta assert your dominance somehow.

      [–]BlackHeart89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Some people like that shit.

      [–]yaardi 38 points39 points  (5 children)

      Maybe you do have a big dick but you've been watching so much porn that you think it's average. Just saying.

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

      Measure the damn thing if you HAVE to be sure.

      [–]Hatorader 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      We have! That's how we know they're lying.

      [–]The_Actual_Devil 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      No, you have to measure the porn star's dick. The camera adds six inches.

      [–]michaelconnery1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      And make sure you minus off 3 inches to get the accurate answer

      [–]TagaKnight 71 points72 points  (20 children)

      Anything a woman tells you, take with a grain of salt.

      [–]HeadingRed 34 points35 points  (3 children)

      In this case the grain is often about the size of a Buick Roadmaster

      [–]rossiFan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I was thinking a salt lick that ranchers use, but potato poTAHto.

      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (4 children)

      Anything anybody tells you, take with a grain of salt.

      [–]plentyoffishes 15 points16 points  (3 children)

      Including what you just said.

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        [–]plentyoffishes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        No reason to downvote me, I was just making a joke.

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Wasn't me, I didn't even vote, but have a couple of upvotes anyway to bring balance to the force.

        [–]optimumone 10 points11 points  (4 children)

        Everything a woman tells you, take with a grain of sale (Fixed that for you.)

        I don't hate women for being women. Everything they do - and everything your mom did in her relationships - was designed to get a response. Eyelashs, makeup, bras, hose, hair, waxing, shoes are designed to get a purpose. As Chris Rock says, "Everything about a woman is a lie.. and you are surprised when a lie comes out of their mouth." You should be shocked when they tell the truth.

        And , by the way, if men were the weaker sex and had to use their wits, cunning, and emotions to EAT, finds SHELTER, and procreate in protection: We would do the same thing. The exact, same thing.

        [–]TRP VanguardCyralea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        You should be shocked when they tell the truth

        Ain't it the truth. Fun experiment, spend a week acting like everything out of a woman's mouth is a bold-faced lie. Remark at the end of the week how dead accurate you were in your predictions.

        [–]Niketi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Our next criticism: TRP advice causes heart disease.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        A grain in a half is also acceptable.

        [–]TheQuickAndTheRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        A spoon full of sugar helps the sexuality go down~

        [–]Gunplayin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        If you don't need any foreplay for her to be soaked, then you could quite possibly be the best sex she's had. Just the anticipation of you is enough.

        [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (12 children)

        This so much. You also have to try and contain what they say about past sexual experiences IMO. I remember with one ex I had she would always fucking talk about her past sexual experiences and it would piss me off, so I just told her to stow that shit and never mention her ex or the CC she rode.

        She would say how she came 5 times in a row and blah blah blah with her ex, and it would subconsciously make me feel inadequate if I only made her cum 3 times in a row. It was ridiculous. The last time I ever had sex with her I made her climax twice before I wanted a BJ to finish. She refused because she was drunk off a quarter bottle of wine and tired. Bull shit laziness.

        I think this is where you have to watch out for in chicks that have been fucked ten ways from Sunday. They have already had the best sex they have ever had. They still love sex, but they won't be giving you their best effort. Coincidentally the next girl I had sex with was relatively inexperienced and would blow me without hesitation.

        [–]TekkomanKingz 14 points15 points  (4 children)

        Who really cares how many times she cums anyways? There is not really a biological role or purpose for female ejaculation. Stop caring how you measure up this is RP 101 fundamentals. Just fuck her, feel good and keep your options open.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        This was around a year ago before I found out about TRP.

        Was just saying.

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        Female orgasms significantly increase the chances of insemination. The more she wants your genes, the more she orgasms.

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          [–]UmphreysMcGee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          You know how she's usually lying when she says you're the biggest and the best? In the same vein, she's almost certainly lying about her ex too. Whether it was conscious or subconscious, her goal was to make you feel inadequate, and the only reason she would do that is if she suffered from a severe lack of self-esteem.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          only reason she would do that is if she suffered from a severe lack of self-esteem

          Yep. She had some trouble with her self image and used sex to make herself seem validated.

          [–]Heizenbrg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          With all the cum they gobble I'm surprised how they get drunk so easily.

          [–]BlackHeart89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Nah. Any chick who is dumb enough to talk to me about how great the sex with her ex was is too dumb for me to deal with.

          Immediate next... after I have sex with her once.

          [–]Temuzjin 31 points32 points  (2 children)

          If a woman tells me something, I assume that there's a 1/3 chance that she's intentionally bullshitting me, a 1/3 chance that she's unintentionally bullshitting me and a 1/3 chance that she's speaking the truth. In other words, it's useless information.

          [–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 24 points25 points  (0 children)

          I assume she is bullshitting me, not a 1/3, not half, but straight up full of shit no matter what she says. Same with men, but I'm not fucking them. Everyone has to prove themselves, I trust nobody at face value.

          [–]2IVIaskerade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Women powertalk and gametalk, they do not straight talk.

          [–]ChairBorneMGTOW 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          I had a horrible scenario where a woman in her 30's had never had an orgasm - even masturbating - until I got to her (and I had to use an electronic aid I'll admit, she had serious problems orgasming).

          Anyways...

          You ever see those YouTube videos of baby ducks that follow around some human because they imprinted on that person instead of their own mom? Can't be away for 3 seconds, follow so close they're in danger of getting squooshed underfoot when the human is walking?

          Like that.

          Only with a stalker woman. Lasted months.

          THAT'S how you know.

          [edit: This is what I'm talkin' bout] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyO3x5KAihc

          [–]TehFuggernaut 51 points52 points  (8 children)

          That said, if you hear in a roundabout grape vine kind of way that 2 girls you've slept with tell their girl friends that your dick is big, it might be bigger than average.

          [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (2 children)

          This is the litmus test. I don't listen to shit bitches say, least of all in the moment. Back when I gave a shit enough to snoop through my ex's phone I saw she tells her friends I'm the best sex of her life. They were trying to get her to dump me, she was complaining that she couldn't because the dicking was too good. So I dumped her and kept fucking her on the side. Saved money, saved face, learned a lesson, still getting ass NSA.

          [–]KaribouLouDied 11 points12 points  (1 child)

          Uh huh. I take everything people say on this site with a grain of salt too.

          [–]nomad-oz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          In my younger, before I realized AWALT I'd often chat up two girls, take them home for drinks, then fuck the cuter one leaving the other on the couch. After a few weeks when I had plated the cutie to a regular weeknight, I noticed her GF would call around with some excuse like to borrow a book, or she left something behind. She would be extremely friendly. I thought she was sent by the cutie as a test to see if I was the cheating type. Never shit where you eat or plate two friends I thought. ... WRONG! all girls talk about your size and prowess in bed. If her GF calls around it because she wants some good cock action.

          Always bring your A-Game to bed. If you're tired it's better to make her wait than put in a lesser performance. If your equipment is average your performance needs to be well above.

          There is never enough good cock to go around. Word spreads fast on the Secret Women's Gossip Network. They are willing to share, steal or cheat to get it.

          Only after you fuck her younger sister at her birthday party and she waits for her turn without complaint can you assume you are the best she has had.

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            [–]TehFuggernaut 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            Girls are completely stupid. Every dick is 8"+ or 4". There is no middle ground. I have a buddy who told me his GF made him wear magnum condoms, and he said he's completely average around 6"

            [–]BlackHeart89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Lmao I had a chick tell me how big my dick was constantly. Even bragging to her friends. Then she was pissed when she realized I wasn't wearing a "magnum". Called the condoms I was wearing, cheap. "Bitch. These condoms cost damn near $3 each! Get out my face with that shit."

            [–]twixil 14 points15 points  (0 children)

            I dunno, every time I have a great chocolate chip cookie I feel like it's the best one I've ever had.

            [–]justbeaman 35 points36 points  (6 children)

            Some RP truths right here. lack of comments suggest it is a sensitive issue for most.

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

            Here's a RP truth. Get the HPV vaccine if you plan on going down on girls. It doesn't protect against all strains, but it is better than nothing. My friend just got HPV-related throat cancer. Sloots gonna sloot, and most probably have nasty strains. Just because you have likely been exposed to one strain or another...does not mean you want to start a collection.

            [–]Heizenbrg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            HPV is good, only three shots every six months, highly recommend. Don't be stupid and face a slut dragon empty handed.

            [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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            [–]Fastbac 35 points36 points  (2 children)

            I told my LTR (the first few weeks of our dating) I was going to fuck her so good she wouldn't know what day it was. Afterwards I asked her what day it was and she laughed so hard she almost fell out of bed (because she had no idea) and when she tried to talk her mouth didn't work.

            We still laugh about it.

            [–]ChairBorneMGTOW 13 points14 points  (0 children)

            This is awesome. Sorry amigo, but I gotta steal your idea.

            [–]RedVillain 19 points20 points  (9 children)

            This is still reddit after all. I'd go so far as to say that even a lot of the good content posted on here by RP veterans is self-congratulatory ego stroking. Just take the things you can learn I guess.

            [–]Endorsed ContributorMarsupian 14 points15 points  (7 children)

            Overconfidence is a good thing as long as its combined with self relativation, self reflection and a lack of need of outside validation.

            Its like a grounded form of narcissism. You know you are the best but you also know you are nothing and that it doesn't matter.

            [–]redbluepilling 9 points10 points  (4 children)

            You know you are the best but you also know you are nothing and that it doesn't matter.

            O, the human brain. Such a gymnast.

            [–]Endorsed ContributorMarsupian 4 points5 points  (2 children)

            Truth. It's good to realize that your brain works in a way that optimizes your survival. Not in a way that allows you to see reality as clearly as possible.

            [–]redbluepilling 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            And even stepping back further, you can develop the ability to choose how you think... knowing when a semi-delusional narrative is more powerful and useful than bleak cynicism, balancing the extremes for optimal success.

            [–]Endorsed ContributorMarsupian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Exactly, part of why I value meditation/mindfulness etc. Good tools to learn healthy habits for your mind. Same with lifting heavy really, part of it is learning that primal confidence that comes from achieving great feats of strength and then carrying that into your social interactions. Something about pulling more than twice your weight off the ground changes how you interact with people.

            [–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            Yeah, but stories can also illustrate that even you can do something, even when you thought you never would. Might sound like ego, but it can also be motivation, education, and proving that if some old, short, fat fuck can bang hot chicks, you can too if you get off your ass and earn it.

            [–]PM_ME_YOUR_MEMES_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

            I don't give a fuck if it's the best sex SHE'S ever had. I care about if it's the best sex I'VE ever had. Fuck that noise.

            [–]NightGod 6 points7 points  (3 children)

            The only time to even consider believing that comment is when it's years later and you're just reminiscing about good times and she says it.

            And even then....

            [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

            Years later? You mean after she hits the wall and starts looking for BB? Yeah, I wouldn't

            [–]NightGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Usually they've already married their BB by then.

            [–]FattestRabbit 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            I feel like you wrote this specifically for /u/DarkisKnight.

            [–]trpfieldreport[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            The match that sets the bomb off. I've seen a lot of this ego stroking shit recently and these FNGs who believe it.

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            [–]UmphreysMcGee 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            It sounds like she has a cuckold fetish. I wouldn't take anything she said seriously, I'm sure she says it to everyone. The truth is that you could have had a massive dick and left her with welts on her ass and she still would have found ways to make you feel inadequate because that's what turns her on.

            [–]stupidstupidHL 12 points13 points  (14 children)

            Should I not compliment my next BF on dick size? Will u ever relax and take the compliment? It's not like we have rolodexes we can show you of previous partners to prove it. Is it a worthless compliment?

            [–]trpfieldreport[S] 31 points32 points  (9 children)

            Go about complimenting his dick, there's no reason not to. But a smart man shouldn't let it go to his head.

            This isn't a message aimed at women, it's aimed at these young dudes who actually believe they are the best dude on the planet in bed.

            I'll tell you that you have the greatest pussy of all time when I'm fucking you, doesn't mean it's true. I just like to say it and fuck the shit out of you for funsies.

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              [–]trpfieldreport[S] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

              Get a girl to swallow your cum - all the ego boost you'll ever need.

              [–]All-DayErrDay 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              What if he's not well-endowed, what are you gonna compliment him on?

              [–]ozaq 11 points12 points  (0 children)

              How his dick doesn't smell bad

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              You'll KNOW when you're really getting to it.

              Cause you'll have mastered YOUR technique over time.

              [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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              [–]All-DayErrDay 9 points10 points  (3 children)

              At first I felt bad, but then I realized that he had his dick in her and probably enjoyed the fuck out of it. Win-win for him.

              [–]rossiFan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Well, if she's squirting all over your bed and bucking like a calf getting branded, then it's probably not an act. But by those indicators, it's my determination that I rocked her world.

              Otherwise, preach that shit, brother.

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              [–]LeGrandDiableBlanc 7 points8 points  (1 child)

              Why do women lie about a man's sexual prowess?

              They think we give a shit.

              [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

              If a girl says to you your the biggest she has had, you stop what your doing for a moment, Look her dead in the eyes and say "Shut up slut" Then carry on doing what you were doing previously.

              [–]LuvBeer 8 points9 points  (1 child)

              unless she's 18, then it's sort of sweet.

              [–]trpfieldreport[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              So far this is the only rational response.

              [–]redbluepilling 7 points8 points  (4 children)

              What's the point of this post? How is ego-checking / knocking confidence about sex helpful? You seem to imply that it's unlikely you're the best. But this is TRP, and if you're doing it right, it's quite possible. With experience, assertiveness, dominance, and value, it's quite easy, especially if she's young.

              She may comment on your average size cock as being so big, but that's one way of hamstering why she enjoyed it so much. Either way, she wants to fuel your masculinity so you keep fucking her well. Sex is largely mental, and if you're in that dynamic where she always craves you, then you very well may be the best sex she's ever had. I've nicknamed a few of my girls the same name: 'Puddles'. Best or not, I'm sure as hell up there.

              Also, one night stands... there's no reason to fuel your ego when you both know you wont see each other again. If they say it, they fucking mean. Take pride in how far you've come and how you can fully indulge in that moment.

              [–]trpfieldreport[S] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

              The point is simple: Don't believe shit women say that inflates your ego. It's generally bullshit.

              [–]redbluepilling 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              Well, sure, be wary, as in, don't saddle up with the first girl to tell you you're a god. But, when I hear that, it's not 'generally bullshit'. It's confirmation of my own improvement through experience. Exaggerated or not, for a novice, it can only help.

              [–]2wiseclockcounter 6 points7 points  (1 child)

              Being delusional can never help. It's statistically sound to give OP's advice because the number of guys being told this is too high for it to be true all the time. And what you're saying is basically that feelz-over-realz is best for the guy. This is TRP, for christsake... "If they say it, they fucking mean it"? I'm happy for your apparent success, but OPs point is very useful for everyone else out there.

              [–]redbluepilling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Delusion can override cynicism, allowing you to do great things. It's important to recognize when one is out of control though. In this case, feelz-over-realz can be good if they keep on the process. If they take that made-up ego boost and apply it to the next girl, guess what, they think they're a sex god, and they act like it. They get experience acting at a high level. I'm very much again the phrase 'fake it til you make it', but if you genuinely can convince yourself of greatness, it translates into action and valuable experience. It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

              Contrast this to the more cynical attitude that "I'm not that great and she's just trying to manipulate me". That's far too negative, and can be difficult to find use in. Yes, see you're not great yet and improve, but in the same regard, sex is bravado and confidence, and it's easier to attain higher levels of those on a false narrative.

              [–]PizzaPopcornPasta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Actions matters. Words do not. Pretty sure this is common knowledge.

              [–]Futdashukup 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              You know if she came hard. If you don't, you never.

              [–]alpinehighest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              yes please, nobody cares especially us...her telling you.. your the best sex shes ever had...... is her stroking your ego, reeling you in for the kill next you know shes got you and bam your back to beta

              [–]Senior Endorsed ContributorCopperFox3c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              There is an element of control using sex for any female. It is part of the arsenal mother nature has equipped her with, part of the biological imperative of any species. It is neither good nor bad, it simply "is". Sexual mating strategy is amoral, after all.

              But don't doubt such machinations are in play any time you strip down to do the deed, regardless whether they are conscious or subconscious. Be aware, be very aware. You have to play the game too, or get played.

              [–]DigitalMining 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              These bitches will say anything they think they need to say to achieve their goals.

              Yep. Ex told me I blacked out in early stages of relationship and told her that I loved her. My memory is terrible when I drink, so I believed it. I later found out that she conned me into this and I didn't say shit. She forced it out of me. So fucking sneaky.

              She also used to feed my ego by saying, "you're the best sex I've ever had," even going further saying, "I hadn't actually cum till I met you." I believed it at the time, but it seemsgirls will say anything to manipulate your feelings towards them. As a naive young adult I was thinking "OMG I must be so fkin special". Truth is, a dicks a dick!

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              [–]trpfieldreport[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              The most sound advice I could give any man on fucking: Seriously, treat her like your ragdoll fuck slave. Never fails.

              [–]GuitarHero07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              As with many things, take what a woman says about your sexual performance with a grain of salt. It is subject to her feels at any given time. If she perceives your SMV to be extremely high, you will be a stud in her eyes even if you're just mediocre. You could be hung like a pornstar and give her a world rocking jackhammering every time but if she's pissed, she'll tell people that you're a pencil dicked loser.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Popped gf cherry, so it is.

              [–]trpfieldreport[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Standing ovation for you mate.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Possibly on the wrong subreddit to suggest this, but there is also a chance that what she is saying is "true" in her mind by the standards of location bias (both time and physicallity).

              I'm not saying this is true for all women, but maybe for some.

              Consider this: The act of something is often different from the memory of something. For her, the memory of her previous sexual partners will have gotten worse with memory. Where as you are here right now, so by contrast the guy she remembers as a jerk who may have been great in bed is not remembered that way. Her feelings for you enhance the sex to the point where she thinks it's the best she's ever had, same will be true when she has sex with the next guy, as it was when she had sex with the Last.

              Ive been on the other end of hearing "best sex I've ever had" etc etc, and not believed it for a min - you'd be stupid to. and most guys have said the same to girls, it's something that someone might believe in the moment, whether it's true or not.

              [–]iopq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I was my girlfriend's first. I am quite literally the best she's ever had.

              [–]goodboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I only ever have sex with virgins. That way it always is the best sex she ever had.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              This sub is overrun with imposters and needs to become a pass protect members only deal. Same thing happens as all over Reddit. Getting popular is the beginning of the end because getting popular is how all the bottom feeders who do not belong end up learning about it and trolling their lives away.

              [–]trpfieldreport[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              I agree. I'm regularly reporting threads for being irrelevant.

              Dudes are trying to come in and turn this place into a fucking echo chamber of "Hey guys I swallowed the pill, I'm alpha now!"

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              It doesn't matter if you are a terrible lay if she finds you very attractive she will believe you are great sex.

              If your girlfriend managed to get fucked by Brad Pitt, it wouldn't matter if he was pushing rope and lasted 90 seconds, she would still think of it as the best sex she has ever had because Brad Pitt is the "Best" man she ever had sex with.

              The end.

              [–]JumpXVI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I can't remember the last time a girl didn't pull out my dick and remark on how big it was (Oh my god it's WAYYYY bigger than my ex's dick!) Dudes, I'm not packing an intense amount of heat. It's not a porn star's dick.

              These bitches will say anything they think they need to say to achieve their goals. If inflating your ego is one of the steps they think they need to take, they will do so shamelessly, and will tell you that your shitty cunnilingus made them cum 7 times in 3 minutes.

              And maybe her ex wasn't a porn star either. I think the reminder that I'm not the first to hit that is more disconcerting than the prospect of, at worst, a white lie.

              I understand why you wrote this (DarkisKnight etc). The larger point is that we shouldn't get comfortable with our women and think that all we have to do is whip out our "biggest she's ever seen" dick and put it in her for guaranteed one-orgasm-per-minute sex.

              I do think, though, that there are a lot worse things than a girl at worst flattering you emptily and at best paying you a genuine compliment so you enjoy sex with her more. It's only ego-inflation if you don't think it could be actually true.

              [–]TekkomanKingz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              If you had any sexual prowess, she wouldn't be able to formulate complete sentences to tell you any of that bullshit.

              Silence is golden here. You know you did good work when there are few to no words...Unfortunately this is hard to tell in anything but East Asian Women who have less bullshit hang-ups to decipher through.

              [–]DilbertPickles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              You know you're doing something right when you're down on a girl and she gets that involuntary leg twitch/shiver going.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Bow Legged Belle Syndrome. If she walks like a cowboy...

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              [–]trpfieldreport[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              I don't mind it, I like it. I just don't believe it or let it get to my head.

              This is a message aimed at dudes who believe it, not girls who say it.

              [–]captainryo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              There goes my dream of being the best gigolo ever! dammit you red pill!

              [–]PookIsLovePookIsLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              If her friends make jokes about how big it is, you're probably above average.

              [–]dub121686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Morale of the story is, lay the pipe good and you won't really wonder how good you are.

              [–]skoobled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I'm down with cut the bullshit talk on here. After all, we're all about calling out woman bullshit on here, but half the time you lot are just as bad

              More of the real like this, please

              [–]watersign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              So..when a chick tells you, you have a big wang, shes doing it for herself? lol

              [–]feuerfoxalpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              When they pull it out of your pants, watch their eyes. Not the muscles around their face. If there is a slight twinkle or moment of panic, you have a big dick.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              My ex won't leave me alone,

              Ex: *calls me* "I know we broke up, but can I masturbate to the sound of your voice, say literally anything."

              I was horny so I obliged her. She came twice in a row. Something no one else has ever made her do. I do it from an hour away.

              At the end of the call. Ex: "you need to stop projecting onto me with all these hidden agendas." laugh and hang up. Think I broke her hamster wheel.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              What is this?

              [–]sorendjierkinhaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              If you can't tell when she's being dishonest, you're not there yet.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Every girl say that every time. It's just a way to say " i like you". If she hated sex, she would say nothing like that. Just take it as a compliment, but dont take it too literal

              [–]scarletspider3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              That's just how chicks run game whenever they want to butter you up for whatever reason. I remember one time I had a ONS with this chick. I wasn't that into her. I just got a quick easy nut, nothing serious. Then like the next day she was trying to sell me some shit like it was so good and what not. It was just obvious bull-shit to feed my ego or something. She must've thought I was Naive or something

              [–]WarmApfelPi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Just tell her your dick's like the TARDIS. It's huge! on the inside

              [–]Dr_HoaxArthurWilmoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              A voice of reason has entered the TRP-sphere. Bravo!

              [–]Skank_of_America 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              She said I had a monster cock, and she wasn't lying just to make me feel good. :)

              [–]madrealworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              every woman ive fucked this year have said the same thing "omg this is the best sex ever!!" "youre not like anyone ive ever been with wow"!!
              bullshit biatch.
              im just happy none of em is able to talk while were fuckin. thats the only proof i need to know that im givin it to her really good.

              [–]BCFtrip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Bizarre example here.

              I'm sleeping with this girl, Rachel. Talking in tinder she mentions she can't orgasm. Just flat out can't. I get her to come over, and sure enough, she can't, I just fuck her about half as rough as I can until she hurting, she lets me go til I finish anyway. She actually can't orgasm though, the buildup and everything is there, just no climax.

              She comes back every 3 days since, when she stops being sore. In her exact words, "I fucking hate your personality but you're pretty creative"

              Moving your penis is fine and dandy, but learn to talk dirty, figure out what they like without asking, get really good at reading their body if you're going to take pride in what you do.

              [–]rexmortus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I like the way Katt Williams said it. " if you want to know if she's faking watch her hands. They should be looking like she's throwing up gang signs.

              [–]1CowardlyPetrov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I don't really understand why girls lie about this stuff. All it does is teach me that caring about their needs is stupid. Which it is and which I have learned. I only care about enjoying myself now.

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