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BREAKING NEWS: Watch "trickle truth" happening in real time on the Tinder subreddit! (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by needsomehelp3211

Summary: Women are absolute masters at employing hamstering and the "trickle truth" strategy. Essentially spinning stories about what they want to believe is true, rather than what is actually true.

Relevant thread here.

I post a lot of examples of Red Pill truths from Reddit. But it's not often that we get to see a clear progression of hamstering and trickle truth from a woman with every subsequent post she makes. Buckle in boys, this will erase basically any doubts you had about TRP. It's real, guys, it's all real.

Our story begins on the Tinder subreddit. If you go there you know it's a strange mix of TRP-lite guys and neckbeard feminists trying to defend milady's honor. Today they were all reassuring themselves over how bigger penises aren't necessarily better (yeah, okay...) when a girl stepped in to offer her opinion.

Guys, stop caring so much about your dicks.

Bigger is not better. It fucking hurts. I want to cum, not wipe while cleaning up after and find out I'm bleeding.

I've fucked lots of people. You know that whole "it's not the size of the boat" thing? Because a dude with a normal dick who knows how to use it IS so much better than laying there thinking "oh god. I hope he finishes soon. I thought musicians were supposed to have rhythm? This fucking hurts. I wonder if I have to uber home or he'll let me crash on his couch"

So we have some background. This girl be spinning on the cock carousel so hard. She then continues...

That's the problem. They try to scramble our eggs. My boyfriend has been with like 5 girls. I stopped counting at 50. Best sex I ever had by far.

He is like 6, maybe 6.5 inches hard? I'm getting this shit on lock. I'm gonna marry that boy one day

Here comes the big fat hamster, waddling down the road. Her boyfriend's been with literally 1/10 of the sex partners she has and his penis is only slightly above average, but wait guys! He's totally the love of her life! Nice guys win in the end! Right?

He is literally the best thing that has ever happened to me. He is so smart, sweet, kind, funny as fuck, a feminist, most he ever does is smoke pot or drink beer (he got me off coke and heroin when we got together).

I seriously thought he was just going to be a pump and dump but god damn it I am fucking crazy about him. When I messaged him asking to hang out it was because another guy bailed and I was all dressed up with nowhere to go, I wound up staying at his place for 4 days, moved in permanently a week later. Our first message was July 11th

Wow! So he was Captain Save-A-Ho, a male feminist, and a kind sweethearted gentlemen and their relationship is incredibly strong? Maybe Red Pill was wrong after all. But wait...

Would you like to know about my previous exes? Most of them were also models. Many abusive, a few were felons, had to have my parents bail one or two out a few times.

Fucking sue me. I settled for a nice saneish guy when I realized I wasn't getting any younger at 24.

Hmm.

She then continues to dig the hole:

He's not a model. He is not that exciting. We live a normal life. I love it but it isn't what I had in mind

Uh oh. Here come the cracks in the hamster wall. So her boyfriend went from being amazing SJW who she loves with all her heart, to "not that exciting" and "isn't what I had in mind".

But it gets better. She starts getting in an argument with another user and says this:

You would be crushed to know that your girlfriend used to crave excitement and danger but she's decided to spend the rest of her life with you because discussing what to order off grubhub is better?

No honey, I'm sure any guy would be over the moon happy to know that his girlfriend sucked every cock in town only to come back to him once she's hit the Wall, and respects him so little she openly says he's "not that exciting" and "I settled".

Gentlemen. Need I say more? Welcome to the woman's mind. Bless their hearts, they try so hard to make beta guys sound appealing. It's the only way to hold in the vomit - because deep down inside, women absolutely have 0 feelings for beta males. All the raw sexual desire and lust is reserved for alphas. This guy has been trapped by the hamster and probably lives an idyllic life not knowing his girlfriend sees him as the safe boring choice.

Don't be that guy.

TL;DR: Women will try to convince themselves, and the world, that beta males are the real winner. But dig down a little bit and the whole lie will come crashing down, they will admit that their real desire is reserved for alphas.


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I will be scouring thay sub shortly for reddl pillers lashing out. Reddit admin rules say no brigading, and the archive links are to help with that end.

Bans will be handed out shortly

[–][deleted] 211 points212 points  (72 children)

Obviously, once she is sober for a while and stabilizes fully, then she will start treating him poorly, leave for another guy, or cheat.

Right now, her former exciting life was intense enough (plenty of pump and dump regret, hangovers, and being that crazy chick) that boring seems like a safe haven and she is excited about not being as much of a hot mess anymore.

However, she won't be able to deny her true tendencies for long.

EDIT: realized "stabilizes fully" does not belong here

[–]TheRedThrowAwayPill 215 points216 points  (41 children)

coke and heroine

24

stopped counting at 50

talks a lot of shit and is loud

She's fucked in more ways than one.

(So is he)

[–]sigma272 200 points201 points  (32 children)

So is he

A moment of silence for our soon-to-be-fallen brother

[–][deleted]  (19 children)

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    [–]Shiva-Lingam 127 points128 points  (3 children)

    but that guy sounds so fucking blue you'd think he's choking.

    Blue lives matter, lol

    [–]SplitFigure 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    [–]phate0451 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    They've got to hit the bottom before they can start their way back up to the red pill.

    [–]TruthInArt 57 points58 points  (0 children)

    And he's not soon-to-be-fallen, he already fell rock bottom then went to buy an excavator to dig deeper.

    I gotta admit, I LOLd at this part.

    [–]1Jaereth 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    Good thing he's a "male feminist" so he'll understand this girl isn't responsible for any of her choices, and it was really his fault when this relationship crashes.

    [–]Irish_Domination 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    She wasn't rejecting me, she was embracing herself.

    [–]2IVIaskerade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    he's a "male feminist" so he'll understand this girl isn't responsible for any of her choices

    After all, feminism is about treating women like mentally impaired toddlers.

    [–]RPFlame 15 points16 points  (4 children)

    but that guy sounds so fucking blue you'd think he's choking.

    If we were to make a bet I'd take the "most of TRP was fucked up deep in the blue, in one way or another" option, and make myself some easy money.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Thatd be where the smart money is

    [–]2Overkillengine 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Yup. You can pinpoint them by how deep they went through the Anger Phase from misplaced trust.

    [–]Sensei_Hensei 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    We can't blame him though. We've all been blue before...some shades darker than others but blue nonetheless. Some of us are still fighting to fully unplug. I have enough sympathy for the guy that the best he think he can do is a former heroin addict who's had more men than she can count.

    [–]2IVIaskerade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I get the whole part of the "male brotherhood",

    At this point it's empathy.

    "Brotherhood" really only refers to when men actually support each other, and clearly this guy doesn't take part in that because if he did his bros would already have slapped him upside the head and pulled him out.

    [–]EmperorofEarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I'm sure we'll see him being cucked by bangbros in 6months....after the wedding...

    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (7 children)

    http://m.imgur.com/a/JfADp

    This is what he settled for... damn...

    [–]RandomActsThrow7 17 points18 points  (4 children)

    lmaoooo

    I have to be honest: All her claims about all her previous model boyfriends had me convinced that she was a hot girl that had her BF wrapped around her finger because he couldn't believe such a hottie would even want to talk to him, let alone sleep and stay with him... But that? Jesus Christ her boyfriend must one of the most beta bitches on the planet. Who lets a girl stay over four nights straight on a first date, let alone that girl?

    [–]tekende 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Maybe she gives really good head?

    [–]Wordlessjaguar03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Anyone else notice she's still on dating apps while she has a bf?

    [–]2IVIaskerade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Her tits aren't even gonna be as good as the ones in that edit, either.

    [–]p3n1x 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    But.. He has a +2 feminist shield... /s

    [–]2IVIaskerade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    His pathetic shield is as naught before my Rod of Lordly Might.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    May he rest in peace. Wheymen.

    [–]IIlllIllIIIllIl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    May he find his way here.

    [–]aDrunkenWhaler 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    stopped counting at 50

    ... around her 19th birthday

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]RoxoViejo 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      I laughed so hard at the hobo-stick part, hehe.

      In my beta days I used to date a girl that was doing loads of hard drugs without me knowing it. Well, of course I did notice her erratic behavior and ended things because of it. It wasn't until months later I discovered she did drugs and this was the reason her emotions were even more fucked up than it normally would've been.

      [–]chances_are_ur_a_fag 42 points43 points  (24 children)

      However, she won't be able to deny her true tendencies for long.

      they always relapse. whether its on cc or drugs. always.

      [–]aanarchist 58 points59 points  (21 children)

      never date an addict, of any kind. whether it's instagram or fast food, sex with gorillas, drugs, anything. men can deal with that shit and come out stronger. women, it leaves the light in her eyes dimmer.

      [–]3whatsthisgarg 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      never date an addict, of any kind. whether . . . ., sex with gorillas

      LOLed at that, well done; but your point is solid

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

      Are you so insecure that you have to tell yourself that it's possible for men to come out stronger after addiction, but impossible for women?

      [–]trippinallday 11 points12 points  (4 children)

      Men generally benefit from fucked situations in the long term whereas women tend to use it as an excuse/victim card, therefore not growing as a person.

      I'd definitely be a big fucking pussy still if I hadn't had all the fucked up stuff that I went through when I was younger.

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      And even if they don't, the number that actually move on and are happy people you'd want around is very low.

      [–]notmyusualreddit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      she won't be able to deny her true tendencies for long.

      I dont know why but this is one of the most eye opening, crystallizing statements Ive read on here in a while.

      [–]Returnofthemack3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      yep, a likely outcome really. I've seen this play out more than once lol.

      [–]Battle-Scars 125 points126 points  (58 children)

      Sounds like she's been playing the game perfectly.

      [–]plutorising92 105 points106 points  (52 children)

      Haha yeah. At 24 she's already been with more than 50 guys and then cashed out. Extremely clever.

      [–]TheRedThrowAwayPill 89 points90 points  (10 children)

      She's not done.

      She'll be cheating on this guy soon enough. Poor feller

      [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

      "Shouldnta done that, he wuz just a boy. Mmmmhm"

      [–]JustAMick2U 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      I say that all the time! Ha!

      [–]MakeEmSayAyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      wel u shouldnt have said that, he's just a boi.

      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      she probably already is... look at her comment history... she said literally 7 days ago that she had another boyfriend.

      [–]TruthInArt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Yeah! He'll be paying her to cuck him.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I feel bad for him. He reminds me of past-me

      [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

      You can't cash out.

      There will be consequences. Her brain is already permanently rewired. There is no going back.

      [–]Feathersofaduck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Sooner or later, everyone pays.

      [–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (38 children)

      That's the crazy thing. I'm 25 and I have been with 16 girls and I thought that was a good amount. My n count isn't even half of hers.

      [–]Hoodwink 92 points93 points  (19 children)

      Never compare yourself to a slut.

      It's not productive.

      Women are playing a different game than men. Sex is free and abundant to almost all women, even the fatties.

      [–]mehdreamer 33 points34 points  (18 children)

      You are right..it gets me eveytime I hear a slut having 30+ N count while guys have 3 to 5 N count.

      This shit is not normal and not natural. Through our evolution women are supposed to have lower N count than us..due to 9 monthss of pregnency...

      [–]yomo86 29 points30 points  (3 children)

      Not natural. If science appkies then natural is it when Mandingo kills you fucks your gf lives until the age of 35 and is then killed by a younger Chad. Accept it that in sexual relations women have the upper hand. Period. Thats why they can't stand other females because a crack dealer does not trust another one for various reasons.

      [–]1SeemedGood 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Thats why they can't stand other females because a crack dealer does not trust another one for various reasons.

      This sentiment is gold. Though it could [be] more clearly written.

      Edit:...and apparently so could have mine.

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      in sexual relations women have the upper hand

      she does until you go redpill and are spinning plates. then she has no power.

      [–]zephyrprime 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      "Through our evolution women are supposed to have lower N count than us"

      This is mathematically impossible. N count is always equal between the sexes (excluding incidences of homosexual sex). A woman can't have sex without a man there so for both n-count rises by one each time any person of either sex engages in sex with a new person.

      [–]p3n1x 3 points4 points  (6 children)

      This shit is not normal and not natural. Through our evolution women are supposed to have lower N count than us..due to 9 monthss of pregnency...

      That.... That is not how any of that works. Drop the Insecurity & Anger.

      while guys have 3 to 5 N count

      Who told you , you have the right to a high N count because "male".

      [–]mehdreamer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      You know what I mean. If you're chad or almost a chad...you're not concerned by about all this. Your N count will be higher than sluts due to libido, etc.

      But I'm talking guys who maxed their potential...and still remain average or slightly above average..we can't compete with moderne sluts of same caliber

      [–]p3n1x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      we can't compete with moderne sluts of same caliber

      Don't "compete" in the first place. Secure your life and happiness through your mission first. .

      In my opinion, this is equal to wasting time on an issue that is outside ones wheelhouse.

      Sorry if I missed the point, but it is part of TRP teaching to not stress the self about such a thing. Just have the ability to recognize the flags along with the base understandings so you can vet women to your preferences and happiness.

      I guess the saying, "its just your turn" might apply here.

      An attempted LTR with a high N count female is going to play out a certain way the majority of the time. The idea is that you can still have "your turn" and fun with her, just be prepared to bail before her inevitable toxicity infects you.

      [–]questionac 170 points171 points  (10 children)

      "Her having 100 dicks is as easy as you having these bag of chips"

      Patrice O'Neal

      [–]Returnofthemack3 25 points26 points  (0 children)

      what a great quote. Seriously, unless youre an absolute boss in the top 10 percent of men, this is almost always true. And even then, really

      [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      When a guy tells you his number do Xnumber over 2 so if a guy says 16 generally they mean 8 (your on the Internet and your in a comments section of a small subreddit so I doubt your lying mostly because why would you)

      but that's what I do if this conversation comes up with your guy friends ( mostly it's them braging about how many girls they fucked) because they will count the girl that gave them a old fashion in ninth grade after homecoming.

      When a girl tells you her number these days ( I personally don't ask, I'm 27, I know their numbers are crazy) it's always below 20 because at 5,10 and 20 they know there are lines, under 5 is she's crazy or super religious, under 10 she's a good girl disregard that you fucked the first time you met, between 10 and 20 she has had fun and the closer to 20 the more ready she is to "settle down".

      I've had one girl actually give me her actual number and that was when she was 19 and it wasn't a number it was that she lost count at around 60 because she was drunk or coked out and didn't remember all the guys she fucked

      [–]wastagaswe 63 points64 points  (4 children)

      The standard "Ride the carousel till 30 then settle down". Except her wall came much sooner from the heroin and cocaine.

      [–]mygodimpathetic 35 points36 points  (1 child)

      Bingo. Drugs and late-night partying/drinking will speed up the wall real fast. I mean, like I've met 24 year old girls I thought were 35-38 at first, had they not revealed to me their true age age. I can spot them from afar now... they act very young but look like the main character of that Nymphomaniac movie.

      [–]1Jaereth 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      God the bar women who are over 35 and try to act like they are 21 still are just the worst. Just the worst. They are embarrassing themselves.

      [–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      My thoughts exactly. And his thirst must have rivaled someone stranded in the Sahara to settle down with someone like her. Guys do this shit to themselves and only have themselves to blame.

      [–]Endorsed ContributorMeat-on-the-table 114 points115 points  (5 children)

      I don't put much stock in what women say or do, because it's all such unreliable narrator nonsense.

      The only gauge that really matters to me is how the men act and respond, and that thread in particular is filled with more white knights than a Disney fairytale anthology. It's telling how far standards have fallen when people are saying "Good on ya" that a guy is in an LTR with a former drug addict who has seen more dicks than she can even count.

      Brodin help us.

      [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

      Don't ever put much stock into what a 24 year old woman like this has said or done. I could never settle for a beta male. Every girl needs a Mirko Cro Cop.

      [–]Endorsed ContributorMeat-on-the-table 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      Every girl needs a Mirko Cro Cop

      Had to Google. You have very specific tastes.

      [–]Offsubject 25 points26 points  (0 children)

      Right leg, hospital; left leg cemetery.

      [–]Banincoming 85 points86 points  (39 children)

      She stopped counting at 50. Actual N count: 365

      [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (37 children)

      Just 50 guys is a lot of guys.

      [–]1FunAndFreedom 39 points40 points  (33 children)

      Put this in perspective: That's 1 a week for a year. Or 1 a month for 4 years. Or 1 every 3 months from 16-28. Girls can rack up incredibly high N Counts in a short period of time.

      Of course for every pussy there's a cock, I airbnb'ed a room in NYC a few years back for a week, the guy who was in the other room brought home a different girl 5 straight nights. He was above average at best. Here I was thinking I was the man for fucking 3 women in a week once in my mid 20's, and this guy could fuck 300 girls a year if he wanted.

      Point that men should take from this is that pussy is cheap. As Dave Chappelle said, the market for pussy is flooded right now, price is plummeting. Topical Tweet I Found Googling Chappelle's quote

      [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (19 children)

      If you live in a city, or a expecially hipster community a suburb near a major city, I swear to God that all you have to do is have a comb over and a red and black flannel shirt and a beard and can lie about liking burnie sanders and you can go home with a new girl every night

      [–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 13 points14 points  (17 children)

      Do you have the mangina uniform on when you're out picking up then fucking girls? Yeah I see those losers with hot girls often, doesn't mean they are fucking those girls.

      [–]1Jaereth 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      Do you have the mangina uniform on when you're out picking up then fucking girls?

      No. You'll do better if you actually dress a little sharper than them because then they think you have money.

      [–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      I don't look like I have money, black T shirt and jeans, redwing boots is all I wear, and I do far better than the manginas. Pussy isn't coin operated, it's voice activated. The last thing you want is her to see you as betabucks, try hard, or soft.

      College girls don't want me for money, they don't want to fuck me because of daddy issues, they want to get fucked by me because I'm not like all the losers around them everyday. To them I'm exciting, slightly dangerous, and they really like the gray in my beard and hair. In a few months I'll be 48, not overly tall, and they'd never know I'm well off and retired, or that I own 20+ vintage muscle cars. Most never do know, and yet they offer the pussy like I own it.

      I've never gotten laid by flaunting my wealth. I've never followed fads either, bitches like different, but masculine. I have buds with lots of money and they can't buy a piece of ass, I get it for free.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Correct, the persona you present them must fulfill and the things that makes them weak in the knees,

      Being the cool, confident guy, that dresses nicely has a good body, drives a respectiable car takes care of his things, they can just tell when your comfortable with yourself and life.

      were as some guys wave their dick around by buying fancy shit all the time, post all their shit on facebook seeking validation and decry to their friends how they can't get a girlfriend

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

      Honestly I don't do this, I have friends that are into the hipster community, I however am not, but the two most successful with women people I know are from like 2 vastly different social groups

      One dude is a southern dude that was in the usmc that drove a 2005 ford ranger

      The other looks extremely feminine and is the the ipitum of hipster dusch. And drives a prius.

      They both pull or pulled way more pussy then me

      It's not what social group you are in, as long as you are in good shape (lifting) have confidence (actually go out and talk to girls and get shot down alot and do a martial arts both of these have given me way more) have some social skills and dress it good cloths( male fashion advice helps) and have proper hygiene( seriously some people are fucking nasty) and make sure you escalate and work kino in throughout the night. You can get laid. We all see loser guys at with girls and know they aren't getting laid.

      As a dude, you can tell if a guy gets laid alot, or if he has a good female partner or is dating a girl way out of his legue and is holding on with his finger tips and You can tell if he is just her orbiter in watching a single verbal exchange between the 2.

      So yes some guy put on the mangina uniform and are total pussies but by the same token the rough tough dude that's jacked and works out at the gym all the time( another one of my marine buddies specifically) is marrying a fat single mom, and renewing his Christian faith with her think about how much sex he is having cough cough none

      [–]Horus_Krishna_5 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      yeah the term hipster gets tossed around a lot perjoratively. but how about as a man being classy, wear nice clothes, be well groomed, etc? Not just to make girls happy but to do better in life in general. Classy guys hang out together and get stuff done.

      [–]bigredchewinggum 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Lol, I dress like that and am definitely fucking those girls. Sorry bub.

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          [–]Bisuboy 6 points7 points  (7 children)

          It was the same for me in Germany. However my GF is Austrian and her sister's friends all started having sex with around 13-15. There is even one guy who did anal at 14, lol.

          I think if you're mid-20s right now you have already reached an age where you don't understand the current youth anymore.

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            [–]Bisuboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Ah great. Makes me happy to know that there are still places where kids can grow up

            [–]samenrofringslikeLBJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            It's weird, I'm 28, and when I talk to youth who are supposed to be much more conservative with sex I find the total opposite is true. 16-18 year olds on Tinder or at the club getting fucked by 40+ yr old dudes. I was at privaye school so bit of a bubble but still, no girls below the age of 20 should feel the need to use a dating service, we had plenty of high quality going around. Anal is no longer exotic, it's part of the main menu. Group sex is cool, polyamory is not practiced but accepted. I just checked the websites for the nearest swinger clubs, they have parties where the guest list includes 18- 55 year old women. So idk, to me it seems like the younger generation is just continuing the fall from civilization.

            Nothern Europe here.

            [–]zephyrprime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Man, that's not how it is in the US. Sex rates are going down in the US compared to the not distant past. Multiple wide surveys confirm it. Sex, teen pregnancy, drug use, drinking, etc are all going down in the US.

            [–]1FunAndFreedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Area dependent. In the country side of eastern Europe what you are describing is less common. However in Paris by age 20 most of those girls are used up.

            [–]Horus_Krishna_5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I remember talking to pals when we were 12 and they'd talk about getting pussy and I didn't know what that even meant.

            [–]PlebDestroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            After running through 9 holes in under 2 months in attempt to get over my ex of 1yr (whom I lost my virginity to), I have began moving more and more to a MGTOW mindset. The more pussy I get the less I want and the worse I feel. I also know that another LTR isn't the answer which leaves me with removing myself completely from the pursuit of pussy.

            When winter break is over I think the only women I will end up fucking will come as a result of natural chemistry, done with the chase. Done with giving a fuck about getting laid.

            [–]2IVIaskerade 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            When nobody was looking, this girl fucked fifty guys. She fucked fifty guys. That's as much as five tens. And that's terrible.

            [–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (3 children)

            [ayylma0]

            [–]Sensei_Hensei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            This. And the beat goes on.

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              [–]ControlBlue 52 points53 points  (2 children)

              Excuse me while I go cry tears of manly happiness, because that just sounds flat-out beautiful.

              Best wishes to you both!

              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

              [–]patrice_plz_come_bac 10 points11 points  (1 child)

              Reddit is so fucking full of fake males... every fucking day there is some hole acting like she's a guy: "as a man i [insert lies] and i'm crying uncontrolably" i will not believe it

              [–]questionac 39 points40 points  (9 children)

              Why women feel the need to compare an average dick that "knows how to use it" and a big that "doesn't know how to use it".

              Either they both know or they both don't, then you make your choice.

              Don't be that guy.

              If she's old, you're most likely that guy. Before TRP I had some respect for single women 25 and over, but now I just see them as CC riders who will always pine for that one alpha in their younger life.

              You have no dreams, no plans for the future, no goals. You just want to "live", "have fun" now. What does this mean for a single woman other than riding the CC? Playing video games and doing stuff with their friends? I don't think so.

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                [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                Rythm and angle, bout it. I literally dont care anymore though so i just do what works best for me

                [–]pm_me_the_best_tits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                it's about the sensuality and tingles, not so much the actual dick

                [–]Freiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                IME it's about your fitness and physical control. I think it's just a figure of speech.

                [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                Guys have a tendency to live for tomorrow, take a note from a girls book and go get laid tonight

                [–]xmacv 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                Serious question, I am a young dad who has 2 boys who will within the next 5-8 years enter teenage manhood; how in the fuck do I subscribe them on a TRP mentality about girls intentions (like you mentioned above) without totally crushing them, or having it appear totally defeatist, etc. I never had a father figure in my life tell me any of this stuff when I was a teenager, so this is new to me - as it likely is for all parents regardless!

                [–]UmphreysMcGee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                Are you married I presume? Because they will learn based on your relationship with their mother.

                [–]Vasallo7G 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                dont mess their minds at such a young age as it may backfire, besides they wont hear what you say BUT you can bet they will do what you do

                [–]Stationarity 39 points40 points  (5 children)

                I asked a female coworker what qualities she looked for in a man. Her top two were kindness and compassion. She was unaware I knew the company asshole had treated her like a paper towel. Women desire excitement, dominance, etc. but will say otherwise after being burned a few times.

                [–]BowlOfCandy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                Actually, she was speaking 100% truthfully when she gave you that response, it just wasn't the complete answer. She wants kindness and compassion from the company asshole.

                [–]Stationarity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Ya. The thing is, she knew the way he was before getting involved with him. Everybody did. I guess women think they can change men.

                [–]Wiws 38 points39 points  (2 children)

                All comes down to two things: -Have your priorities straight. Career, Hobbies, Gym, whatever it may be. -Do what makes you happy regardless of what the fuck she says.

                [–]Carbuncl3 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                RP doesn't have to be more complicated than essentially this.

                [–]abolishpmo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Basically sums what TRP is all about

                [–]Bitchezbecrayy 31 points32 points  (2 children)

                You know she's probably got that ridiculous Sheryl Sandberg quote plastered on the wall, or as her Facebook cover picture at the very least.

                This poor, clueless bastard, lord give him strength, is gonna find out you can't turn a hoe into a housewife the hard way.

                [–]BusterVadge 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                Crazy chicks love quotes. The more quotes plastered on their walls, the crazier they are. It's the truth!

                [–]icutrauma11 62 points63 points  (3 children)

                Holy Moly! "I stopped counting at 50" "He got me off coke and heroin" "Many abusive, a few were felons, had to have my parents bail one or two out a few times. Fucking sue me. I settled for a nice saneish guy when I realized I wasn't getting any younger at 24."

                AWALT AWALT AWALT

                God, it is all right there.

                [–]Grimsterr 22 points23 points  (0 children)

                I settled

                Nuff said.

                She'll be spinning round and round on the carousel again soon, while she rides those bux.

                [–]1Jaereth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                "He got me off coke and heroin"

                When I read this line I had a vision in my head of a young man in a WWII uniform running up to one of those old timey air-raid sirens and starting to crank as fast as he could.

                [–]chances_are_ur_a_fag 52 points53 points  (20 children)

                He is literally the best thing that has ever happened to me. He is so smart, sweet, kind, funny as fuck, a feminist, most he ever does is smoke pot or drink beer (he got me off coke and heroin when we got together).

                I seriously thought he was just going to be a pump and dump but god damn it I am fucking crazy about him. When I messaged him asking to hang out it was because another guy bailed and I was all dressed up with nowhere to go, I wound up staying at his place for 4 days, moved in permanently a week later. Our first message was July 11th.

                now read this carefully and imagine what kind of cuck her boyfriend really is and what kind of bundle of joy she really is. holyshit

                [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (19 children)

                Also, what guy lets a chick he is dating stay at his place for four days in a row, if she lives close by? Then she moved in permanently a week later. It's as if she pretty much moved herself in.

                I also read a comment where she said she's been on birth control pills since 14. Fourteen fucking years old? I didn't have my first kiss until 16 and she's on birth control.

                [–]1FunAndFreedom 26 points27 points  (6 children)

                Former Cock Carousel mom's are getting their kids on birth control earlier than that. They claim it's for period control or acne, nah, just training the next generation.

                [–]antariusz 29 points30 points  (5 children)

                Yep, when I was still in my beta captain save a ho phase (around 29) I started dating an older woman with kids.

                She was pregnant with her first at 14. So she got her 14 year old kid on birth control too. Except the kid had already been having sex for over a year with her 16 year old boyfriend (the mom left them unsupervised for hours at a time in her basement). That relationship opened my eyes to many things. I thought it was just because she was white trash. Now I know it's because she's just a woman.

                [–]muh_posts 25 points26 points  (1 child)

                There's a reason single moms fail so hard at literally the only thing they, as women, were brought on this earth to do.

                [–]writewhereileftoff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Lol this. It's funny and sad at the same time.

                [–]SingularPlural 13 points14 points  (4 children)

                America is a notoriously bad dating scene for high school boys.

                [–]chances_are_ur_a_fag 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                i lose my virginity at 13. i did grow up in russia though. but yeah, that dude sounds like a cuck straight up.

                [–]Fat_Fucking_Lenny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                She's secretly frustrated with the guy. I guarantee it. He sounds too blue pill. The only thing keeping her to him is the good sex, none of that other crap. A man with dignity would not let a promiscuous woman that close to his heart that she can move in within a week. For fucks sake.

                [–]adam_varg 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                Its prettynormal to put girls on BC at 12-14yrs old. They use it primarily for regular periods and stabler hormones levels, secondary as precaution to rape or teenage stupidity pregnancy. I knew grils who were on bs since 13 and lost vcard at 18, girls who werent on bc and were sluts since 14.. Atleast here in central europe.

                [–]Returnofthemack3 28 points29 points  (5 children)

                I love how a lot of guys think it's 'winning' to inherit a girl with as many partners and problems as she had. Think about it, that dude basically helped her through all these terrible addictions and for what? To get what many men have gotten before him at a much lower cost in terms of money, effort, and time. It's a fucking joke. I'm sorry, but that's just trash lol. Oh, and after all of that, the fucking ho has the nerve to say he's 'not exciting' and that she 'settled'.

                Ridiculous when you think about it.

                [–]iwantTRP 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                When she says "exciting", what does it mean anyway? Serious question.

                [–]Returnofthemack3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                an element of uncertainty, real or imagined. Risk. etc.

                [–]1empatheticapathetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                At the very least, dramatic (to her) and not so nice/supplicating. I.e. Having hard defined boundaries they run their life by and how a woman wouldn't necessarily fit into that.

                [–]icutrauma11 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                Considering she is an addict everything she is saying is a half truth, if that much. And considering she is an addict and had nowhere to go when they met, how do YOU think she paid for all that coke and heroin? The most important factor to me is if the guy knows EVERYTHING and she has been tested for HIV. I do not believe in NOT protecting yourself with sexual encounters. HIV is not the main scare anymore. There are new strains of gonorrhea and syphilis that do not show symptoms in men until there is irreparable damage as well as there are less and less antibiotics that can treat you.

                [–]OneInAZillion 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                Fucking sue me. I settled for a nice saneish guy when I realized I wasn't getting any younger at 24.

                Exactly. It's not about him or how haaaaaaaaaaaapy she is - it's about her realization that she better lock someone down quick.

                [–]mehdreamer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                Mirko Cro Cop

                24 is still young in todays standards... Some still ride the CC at 35..

                [–]thewrecker8 33 points34 points  (5 children)

                I assumed most guys know you don't get wrapped up with chicks who are heroin and coke addicts. You can't expect much good considering a lot of them will do anything (anyone) for a fix

                [–]Grimsterr 35 points36 points  (0 children)

                7th grade till graduation I chased my unicorn. Caught her first semester in college, realized she really likes her drugs and ghosted.

                Couple years later, my best friend's UNCLE was telling me how he fucked her because she wanted to get high.

                Bullet dodged, Matrix style.

                [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                Oh my god my gut wrenched. This is TRP embodied.

                [–]Warfrog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Jesus fucking Christ that was painful to read. We'll be seeing her boyfriend on TRP in a couple of years someone reserve a seat for this poor guy

                [–]2awalt_cupcake 8 points9 points  (11 children)

                assuming she starts riding dick at 16, and she's past 50+ at 24... that's more than 7 cocks a year.

                That's like a new penis every month for eight years straight.

                [–]RedMoonAscendant 13 points14 points  (2 children)

                Women only report 1/3 the cocks they've actually ridden. She's 150+ cocks at 24. And she probably started at 12.

                [–]Koryphae_ 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                16? Where I live girls start riding dick at 13...

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                  [–]SingularPlural 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                  This is not uncommon in Germany.

                  [–]p3n1x 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  he's a feminist ..... (he got me off coke and heroin when we got together).

                  LMFAO, You could have just posted this.

                  [–]skankhunt-yon-juu-ni 12 points13 points  (9 children)

                  Where is she measuring to get that 6.5 inch measurement from? From the taint, right? Couldn't be off to the side, could it?

                  [–]Captain_Sorbo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                  It's actually one of the ones he keeps in the closet.

                  [–]bowie747 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  [–]aanarchist 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                  is that where you're supposed to measure from?

                  [–]RedMoonAscendant 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                  I measure from the top side of my back, near the base of my neck. 3-foot schlong here.

                  [–]JustAMick2U 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Blessed is she on this day!

                  [–]watcher45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  This poor bastard has no idea the royal shitstorm that is about to rain down on his life.

                  [–]Smigg_e 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  "he got me off coke and heroin." - thread.

                  That's where I stopped reading and anything that came out of that girls mouth was discredited. Lmao have some respect for yourselves boys. That's not a typical woman trickle truthing. That's a crazy hoe that homie got his nuts in his stomache about.

                  Don't be that guy. You could all stop reading at the third paragraph. Holy fuck.

                  [–]Magnum256 2 points3 points  (6 children)

                  The whole situation sounds fucked. She sounds like a promiscuous ex-drug addict who found some autistic retard to take care of her. She's bragging that she moved in to his home a week after meeting him? What the fuck? I don't think I've ever had a girlfriend move in earlier than about a year - I could see an argument for sooner if it was for financial reasons in an expensive city or something but even then I can't imagine normal people ever moving in together any sooner than the 3-6 month range at minimum, but one single week?

                  And then he saves her from heroine and cocaine addictions? Holy fuck this guy sure knows how to pick 'em.

                  [–]TRP VanguardArchwinger 11 points12 points  (5 children)

                  She sounds like a promiscuous ex-drug addict who found some autistic retard to take care of her.

                  That is literally the plot of a 1994 Tom Hanks flick.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  "Captain Save A Hoe" Thank you, I'll be using this every chance I get. To be fair, if you are a clean responsible person who has made it a personal mission to get a partner off a binge of heroin and other drugs, then the fallout that comes later is fully deserved.

                  [–]brooklynisburnin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  The moment when you become some broad's rehab center.

                  [–]RoughTeddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  If you go on to check her history, she's obsessed with BDSM and watches it even now.

                  Still lusting after alpha treatment.

                  [–]F_Dingo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  I feel bad for the guy. He's dating a piece of trash that looks like gold.

                  [–]GlennBeckAmerica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Aw man this is gold haha. Thanks for sharing

                  [–]OsOsG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  You will become real men when it will be ridiculous to spend time on this kind of BS.

                  [–]sithlordomega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Just for the record women do care about size.

                  I get a shit ton of compliments ,and sure I may need a bit more foreplay.Still beats having a small dick!

                  [–]1Jaereth 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Guys fault. 100%. Unbelievable...

                  Why do guys like this have no respect for themselves. Why?

                  Stay at your house for 4 days after a hookup? Then move right in and your a fucking drug addict slut?

                  This guy was either like a 24 year old virgin and this was his first lay, or something else weird is going on here... I know we all love sex and betas are more than happy to shack up and provide, but god damn, have some respect for yourself.

                  [–]Punchpplay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I feel bad for the good guys that the wild girls end up settling with. I'm glad he helped her but that also means he put himself in a very bad situation. You can't help someone and get into a relationship at the same time, unless he can become "alpha" her inevitable relapse will destroy the relationship.

                  At most she settled cuz being the hot whore is no longer an option as her hotness faded away with drug abuse and bad experiences. So she is trying to convince herself that the weak nice guy is a better option. Once she starts looking hot again, we all know what will happen.

                  [–]Stonish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  She will do whatever she can to make herself believe that she found happiness in him. That is all she can do. Try. Buy she will never succeed and she knows it. .

                  [–]MrBellsprout123 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                  stopped counting at 50

                  Jesus fucking christ that is amazing.

                  Call me a softy, but I was on reddit and I read a story about a guy and some of his friends who went to a Childish Gambino. I guess they were smoking pot and they saw Childish come out of a side door and walk up to them and asked them if he could smoke some pot. They obliged and he invited them back to his apartment. Once they got back to his place this guys friend kept trying to flirt with Childish and he kept turning her down, when he said he was going to bed the girl asked "What me to come with you?" The guy just kinda ignored her and walked away.

                  Couple things that bothered me about the story, first of all why did this guy invite this group of people back to his place he wasn't going to fuck this chick. Because he was lonely that's why, probably because he just wanted some company and wanted to be around some people that didn't treat him like some fucking god and didn't just want to use him to raise their own street cred, but just a normal human being, because that's what the guy is.

                  Second the girl. This chick knew him for 5 minutes and was down to fuck. The girl didn't look at his morals, his values, didn't get to know him at all, didn't see whether he met her standards of a man, or if he was a decent guy. She just wanted to fuck him so that she could go brag to her friends about it the next day. I can't imagine how that made Childish feel. I'm not surprised at all when these celebrities have all these emotional problems. If the whole world was just trying to use me to help themselves, I'd be pretty depressed too.

                  Chicks that are sluts don't understand what they're doing to men when they go around and fuck 50 guys. I mean omg i don't care if you shit gold fucking bricks if I found out my GF slept with 50 dudes before me there isn't a chance in fucking hell I would date her. Girls know that guys don't like dating girls that have been with a lot of guys, but they do it anyways, they have absolutely no regards for our emotions and what we want, its all about them. I do have sympathy for girls who decided to ride the cock carousel and are now in their late 20's or 30's and are single.

                  Its really not their fault, its a crab mentality it. A couple women made a bunch of bad decisions and were miserable, and instead of admitting their mistakes, they did their absolute best to say their bad decisions weren't bad. And misery loves company so they find these little high schoolers and tell them its ok to do all this crazy shit and fuck up their lives. And the process just repeats itself.

                  Its very sad.

                  [–]IGoYouStayTwoAutumns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  "Wait, I think I know this girl..."

                  (Say 99% of the men reading this right now...)

                  [–]Freiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Just as a side note:

                  As a guy who has had some success from jelqing, etc. and gone from large to very large, I've seen waaaaaay better reactions in bed. Nothing else has changed.

                  [–]SloppySynapses 0 points1 point  (4 children)

                  I feel like using a shallow, incoherent drug addict as an example of what all women are like is an extremely stupid thing to do. But I guess whatever you guys need to hear to believe this shit, right?

                  [–]MakeEmSayAyy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  lol yes TRP is completely false women think just like men /s

                  [–]TehJimmyy 0 points1 point  (10 children)

                  So can someone explain me if :

                  Bigger is not better. It fucking hurts. I want to cum, not wipe while cleaning up after and find out I'm bleeding.

                  Is true ? Or women say it to keep orbiters with small dicks.

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                    [–]Freiling 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                    Generally you keep away from the cervix if you're in control - I've had like one who likes it hammered. But almost all of them will happily grind on it themselves if they're on top. I think it's called the C-spot?

                    [–]Tom_The_Human 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    How do you keep away from the cervix? I've never actually felt it, just been told that I'm hitting it.

                    [–]Freiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    It really varies. You would think it's further away in taller girls, but I've actually seen an inverse pattern with height. Maybe the shorter girls are more aroused due to size difference, so more vaginal tenting, whereas the ones that near my height don't feel as aroused for lack of it.

                    In any case, it seems much easier to go too deep when hitting it from the back.

                    Only real advice I can give is to go slow at first - if you're gonna hit it, you might as well just tap it so you know what you're working with.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                    It sucks when they complain. Snaps you back into the moment and it's harder to get all animalistic again.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    just change position? it's like fitting 50 pounds in a medium sized luggage, there's always a way to find room

                    [–]sithlordomega 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    If it hurts them the dumbasses probably didn't use enough foreplay or lube.

                    [–]PainfullyGoodLooking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I mean no amount of foreplay or lube is gonna make a difference when you're just slamming into their cervix. That shit isn't pleasant

                    [–]Arie_R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    You really don't get it, do you?

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