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"The Shit Test Buster Game: Round 1"



The Rules


Let’s play a little game.

I've listed several shit tests of varying difficulty and severity in this article.

In the comment section below, any Red Piller playing provides a response/action they would take as a ”Shit Test Buster” in order to pass each of the listed shit tests.

Then, by upvoting/downvoting these answers or by replying in the thread below the answer, his fellow Red Pill peers will ultimately decide how effective the "Shit Test Buster" was, which of their answers were the best and why.

The shit tests are split into 3 sections: Basic, Intermediate and Advanced.

You can choose to respond to 1 section, 2 or all 3. Same goes to those critiquing the answers.

The final "score" will come down to the upvote/downvote of the answers.

The judgement/critique of said answers are both to explain to the others why the answers should be passed or failed and to aid the Red Piller in bettering his approach to shit test busting.

I’d encourage those of who are playing not to look on other posts, threads or sites for the best answer. The idea here is to gauge one's ability to answer these questions and not how effectively they can do research.

Answer each shit tests as best as possible as if in the heat of the moment.

We will start with Round 1, which focuses on conversation-based shit tests. The top 3 commenters will win the round. There will be 3 rounds total, or more/less depending on how well this all goes.

So let’s begin.


Example


Question 1: “Are you a player?”


[ - ] Kevin_the_Beta -213 points 2 hours ago

  1. Oh of course not, m’lady! Why would you ever think such things of me?! I’ll have you know that I treat my women with the utmost respect!

    permalink  save  parent  report  give gold  reply


     [ - ] GayLubeOil 57 points 30 minutes ago

     Failed. Keep that shit up and your girl will disappear faster than a Homosexual in Saudi Arabia.

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       [ - ] Archwinger 43 points 23 minutes ago

       Failed. She's asking "Are you successful with women, you fucking chump I'm hoping to manipulate?" You've just identified as the latter.

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ROUND 1



Basic


Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”


Intermediate


Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”


Advanced


Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”


Bonus Round


Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?



Until next time.


[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 190 points191 points  (6 children)

Ahh... what a great thread.

Some general observations about being shit tested:

  • Try not to see it as a test. It is a test, but part of passing is to make it not be a test. Jumping through her hoops all the time is weak, it can be better to see it as her childishly misbehaving and being cheeky rather than testing, so...
  • ... do retaliate with some tests of your own (pressure flip, no-win questions, etc)
  • Try not to do Agree and Amplify to every shit test. It's very good, but it's predictable if it's every answer you give.
  • Be aware that the funny answers can encourage her to just keep doing it because it's entertaining, so ....
  • ... just flat out ignore some of the tests. Especially things like "we're not having sex" and "you're too old" or rubbish like that. Let her just sit there feeling uncomfortable for a bit and then you change the subject.

Avoiding basically-yes and basically-no type answers, your options are to add variety to your shit test responses are:

  • Agree and amplify to the point of absurdity
  • Ignore
  • Ask another question back
  • Hand a shit test right back (pressure flip)
  • Answer a different question
  • Make funny noises and/or do something else distracting and ridiculous
  • Look at her like she's just said the most ridiculous thing ever, and/or laugh
  • Look at her like she's a cheeky little puppy
  • Look at her with contempt and disapproval, perhaps with "oh.... you were doing so well until this point". Perhaps just the look.

Do not underestimate the value of disapproval. It's easy to fall into the trap of making everything super happy happy even when she's handing out shit, but girls DO crave approval and DO value the opinion of high value men and don't want to lose out on a great option (remember they are even more geared towards not-losing than even beta men are). And one way to increase your value is to make your approval harder to come by.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Well said u/MattyAnon. If you haven't yet, you should make this into a post.

[–]Trpidation 9 points10 points  (1 child)

  • Try not to see it as a test. It is a test, but part of passing is to make it not be a test.

This 100%. It's the mindset that passes shit tests, not the answers themselves. Answers given on TRP are merely examples of what the correct mindset communicates. The mindset is essentially "there is no validity to this bullshit you just dealt me and I will treat it as such". That is then manifested as the types of responses we all know: Agree/Amplify, Pressure Flip, Ignore, etc. Ultimately though, it comes down to if you have the confidence and SMV to be unaffected by petty bullshit even (especially) when coming from a hot girl.

  • Look at her like she's just said the most ridiculous thing ever, and/or laugh

  • Look at her like she's a cheeky little puppy

This may be what you were saying here, not sure, but a response I've found to be incredibly effective is to simply stare at her blankly (essentially with the thought "did you really just say that?") until she gets uncomfortable, then move on to another topic. This is a pretty devastating blow though, some chicks may not be able to handle it. This is more for seriously bitchy chicks throwing you constant shit tests. What this does is completely nullify her comment, but the intensity with which you stare at her will have her thinking her entire existence is nullified. It's worked for me quite a bit.

[–]iliketreeslikereally 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is great advice, thanks.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (6 children)

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I like to have fun.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

And they love it.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

You can cheer me up later.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Hah. Enough to know what I want. You?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Everyone in the club. (concerned look) Why? Your vision going?


Intermediate


Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only for a quality post op.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

(whispers) I hear he has a prehensile 12inch too!

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Great! You must need a break!

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Neither do I, couldn't sit down after the boy, couldn't get satisfied with the sugar daddy.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Wow... You must not know anyone. How do you find jobs?


Advanced


Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Great! When you find him we can cut off, I won't be mad.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Presumptive much?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Awesome, I'm not picky about positions, no buttstuff, cake is delicious but blood is a no, and yes (hard glare) I manscape.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Yeah you're right, oral only then we can call it a night.

Or (if already fucking)

Sounds good, Haven't done slow in a while... Shallow or deep?

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Well I am! Don't worry first one is free.


Bonus Round


Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Game someone else in her Los, if the guy makes eye contact, bro fist, if not, forget her. She'll either come back or you'll go home with another slot. Win win.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Finally someone else answering the bonus question as i would. Would also note to pick a girl of equal/greater appeal within her line of sight (if possible).

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eh. I was and still am skeptical about this entire practice.

The words you say are important, sure, but who you are, your social proof, and how you say it is infinitely more so.

But an endorsed thinks it's worth while apparently so, why not? It'll be done my way regardless, maybe it'll help someone.

[–]TRP VanguardCyralea 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Game is roughly broken down into Stoic and Amused varieties. Depending on your personality one set of answers will work better for you than others. /u/Metalaggeddon's answers are definitely more in line with Stoic game.

[–]Bachiavellian 126 points127 points  (9 children)

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Yep, but my piano and guitar don't know about each other so don't tell.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only the ones who are at least 4/10. (Delivery with a smirk)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Yeah... go get me a beer so I'll feel better.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

(Silently counting on fingers, smiling and laughing as I remember the good ones, occasionally counting 2 at once) after counting at least 30 on my fingers I would say "2".

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

What do you mean "else"? I'm not that easy.

The thing about shit tests is I find delivery is the most important thing. I could say all these things and still come across as a beta fag. I've given some terrible responses before and still pass because my delivery showed I really didn't care.

[–]dapowa 114 points115 points  (1 child)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

(Silently counting on fingers, smiling and laughing as I remember the good ones, occasionally counting 2 at once) after counting at least 30 on my fingers I would say "2".

I'm stealing this, it's fucking gold bro.

[–]JMCastillo86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I laughed while reading this, and #1.

[–]Ben_Eszes 38 points39 points  (1 child)

I love your #4. If it fits your personality, this could be an awesome response!

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    [–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Answers 1 and 4 are top-notch. Number 1 made me laugh.

    [–]Red_SoloCup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    4 is gold. Cracked my shit up.

    [–]Ben_Eszes 143 points144 points  (27 children)

    Note: I have several responses to these questions that I typically use, but they have been learned from others. In that case, here are some different ones that I haven't personally tried; I'm hoping to get feedback and potentially use these in the future (or not). I tend to take an "Agree & Amplify" approach, by the way. I love sarcastic humor and this method is an outlet for that desire.

    Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

    Yeah. But only on Tuesdays and Saturdays. [You could also tack on "... so it looks like you're in luck."]

    Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.”

    You're the first girl I have ever talked to.

    Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

    Sometimes it's tough being as attractive as I am.

    Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

    After [20, 50, 100 - depends on the girl], I have lost count.

    Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

    Yes. [Always yes.]

    Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

    Yes (or no). Why, are you?

    Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

    That guy over there? I agree.

    Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

    Congratulations! Continue talking.

    Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

    Good, that's a requirement for girls I date.

    Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

    That's good because I don't just accept numbers.

    Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

    Oh, but of course! I always let the lady sit down at the table first.

    [Alternate: I'll wait for you, but I'm going to be with other girls during that waiting period.]

    Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

    Whew! That's a relief!

    Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

    Note: I read -Shifter-'s reply and, although he wrote this response for #14, it is pure gold: "What's your name again?" (Ctrl+F and go upvote it!)

    Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

    Very slowly drag your hand down her arm. Is this slow enough?

    Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

    I could tell. Whores don't complain as much as you do.

    Bonus

    Go have some fun with some other girls.

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      [–]gruntamasta 39 points40 points  (6 children)

      AH. I love your response to number 3. That's golden. Nice job.

      [–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 27 points28 points  (4 children)

      Seconded. Number 3 was spot on.

      [–]nikeforged 18 points19 points  (2 children)

      Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than being really ridiculously good looking. (zoolander)

      [–]JustDoMeee 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      Why should you always say you're seeing someone? Can someone go into detail with this and how it will affect the outcome.

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        just to bounce this off of someone, for question 6, would "oh gosh, i'm glad you noticed. I've been a lesbian for a couple of years now." work or is that too much

        [–]CynicsChoice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” That's good because I don't just accept numbers.

        Won't this usually come after you ask for her number? That feels like "well I didn't want your number anyway!"

        I think you can still imply that you didn't want the number, but only as an obvious joke (because everyone knows you wanted the number.) For example, "Good. I work for the phone company and I was running a security test. You passed!"

        [–]BradPill 16 points17 points  (8 children)

        Well done, Omlala - have been reading TRP a lot, but this is one of the more practical posts that was lacking!

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        A: "Yes, mainly chess. You? Tuba?"

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        A: "Nope. To MILFs only."

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        A: "Really? And it is not even Sadurday."

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        A: "2, I think. The rest didn't want me to go to sleep...".

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        A: "Nooooo... I have been staring at you all night!"

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        A: "Please tell me you are not homophobic!"

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        A: "Yeah, that is why I am with him..."

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        A: "No you have not - you're just not creative...."

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        A: "Really? Why not? Bad experience?"

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        A: "In that case, let me email you - just write it down here."

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        A: "So how long have you been looking?"

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        A: "Is that really all you can think of? You girls are all the same!"

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        A: "My favorite icecream-flavor is pistachio. Yours?"

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        A: "Ok, I'll take you slowly...."

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        A: "I know! But you're non exactly a nun either.... right?"

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        [–]DeathDealer8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I stopped after 4 because that one was amazing. Well done

        [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

        Solid post and alot of fun reading guys responses.

        Just wanted to throw out that there is no best response as far as words go.

        Passing a shit test is displaying zero fucks at the attempt to ruffle your feathers

        [–]1Sergnb 24 points25 points  (1 child)

        This thread reads like one of those british panel shows about nonsense with famous comedians. Some funny motherfuckers around here.

        Surprised to find that I have inadvertedly passedsome of these "tests" because I default to "sarcastic funny asshole" mode whenever I'm talking to strangers at social situations. I don't really follow much on trp theory (I just browse around for the ocasional tips here and there) but this thread seems to show that as long as you are keeping it funny and light hearted, you return the figurative slap back to her, and you don't get inside your own head, you are gonna be fine.

        If there were more threads like this and less stuff about feminists I would totally hang out here more often

        [–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        I haven't laughed like this in a long time.

        [–]NickCiufi 117 points118 points  (14 children)

        ROUND 1 Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        That depends. Is a "player" someone who always gets what he wants? If so, then yes."

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        If you had a line as good as that, you'd say it to everyone too.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I lost my teddy bear earlier and now I don't know who to sleep with.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Only the ones who thought I was cute. I lost track after 1000.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        That depends. How likely are you to stalk your competition?

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Only for Derek Jeter.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Back off bitch, he's mine!

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Do you always tell people your problems so suddenly?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Good choice. Jared got 15 years for dating little boys. You know why old men make the best lovers? I'll give you a hint: it has to do with their dentures.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Well then trade it for mine.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        You should be looking for someone who's not afraid to make a move.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Well not with THAT attitude we're not. -wink-

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        My thoughts exactly. You're not as crazy as most women, right?

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        OK. -Pull back and start playing with your phone.-

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        And you never will be, with THAT attitude!

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        I high-five the dude and move on.

        [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

        Only the ones who thought I was cute. I lost track after 1000.

        This is awful. Reverse the direction to "One the ones I thought were cute." so it doesn't come out making you sound like you're dependent on the decisions of women, a victim to fate. Scrap the 1000 line altogether. If you really want to say a number, don't make it as high as 1000, it makes you sound like a 5th grader who just learned how to count to large numbers.

        Good stuff, otherwise.

        [–]J_AsapGem 14 points15 points  (3 children)

        12 was awesome i like that haha, 14 seems like a butt hurt move, 15 seems like an insult

        [–]RedDeadlift 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        14 seems like a butt hurt move

        Nah. This can actually work really well if you've built enough attraction. The last time I did it, the chick just stood there for literally 20 seconds staring at me (trying to call my bluff), before finally saying "ugh!" and jumping on me.

        [–]NickCiufi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        It's a much smarter play than any alternatives. Technically you could get up to leave, but that fails the comfort test. Better to stay there, but do your own thing.

        [–]kinklianekoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Yeah, it's great for passing LMR as well. 100 to zero escalation; just say ok, and roll over

        [–]ironblacksmith 37 points38 points  (0 children)

        Most of these are really great. Especially 3 and 10.

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” You should be looking for someone who's not afraid to make a move.

        I may be wrong, but to me it sounds like you're qualifying yourself.

        [–]RiseAboveRuin 17 points18 points  (2 children)

        Loved the answer to the bonus but seems like a fairy tale answer. Dude doesn't even know who you are, being as he swooped on your girl while you were gone in the bathroom. On top of that if he did see you with her he likely has no respect for you since he knowingly swooped on the girl you were with and is not likely to reciprocate the gesture.

        In theory it is a 10/10 answer but it just doesn't seem practical.

        [–]TimeBombCanarie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Agreed. Honestly, if that situation happens then its best to not even think about it and just move on to the next girl, you just dodged a hoe-shaped bullet.

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        [–]RedPharaohRising 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        11 is nice. Your 14 would be my go to as well.

        [–]apolloreign 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        ROUND 1



        Basic


        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        I'm more like a coach at this point

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        I don't even talk to girls

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        My mom forgot about dinner so I'm looking for a late night snack

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        You mean this week?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Only when I open my eyes


        Intermediate


        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Only after 10 on Tuesdays

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yeah he's got a huge dick too

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        I have a goldfish...

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        So what you're saying is that you're boring

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Sorry, I don't play games


        Advanced


        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Then you should probably be looking for a husband at the DMV

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Haha. Maybe you're not having sex tonight, I'm sure I'll be fine.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Haha I'm (x yrs Old) and don't even know myself, good luck

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Hah. OK. start texting backup plate

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        See answer #14


        Bonus Round


        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Give him dap then approach the other chick who's been eyeing you with that competition anxiety

        [–]Gelu_sf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Husband at the DMV line is pure gold.

        [–]1mrust 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Not yet, but maybe if things doesn't work out between us.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Only the pretty ones.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I just solved world peace... Then I realized there's only one of me.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        You mean this week? / All of them.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Lean close in and whisper What, you mean... like... shift eyes back and forth ghosts?

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        You've got some sick fantasies.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        I'll introduce you. Just don't mention his war injury.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Congratulations. When's the wedding?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Who said anything about dating?

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Of course not. We're going to trade.

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Hope you find him. I'm really not that guy.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        no response necessary

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Of course. You can start here. This is my penis.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        one step back, two steps forward, repeat, then freezeout

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        That's a relief. I'm not carrying any cash. I kid

        [–]dapowa 41 points42 points  (10 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” No, I just fuck a lot.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” And all ninety-five of them /love/ it. (shit eating grin.)

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”* I was thinking of the starving children in Africa while I ate lunch.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Yes.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Yeah, there's probably forty people nearby but I'm talking to you.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” No, my boyfriend and I don't ever make eye contact.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” He has a huge cock, too.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Just one? (w/ these girls, I see it as a lost cause from the moment they make the remark, I read it as SMV not high enough)

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Hey, me neither. We can talk about that later, what's your number?

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” How do you meet new people?

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” I love waiting.. on my sandwich. (I'd probably just stare at the chick with an admittedly dumb expectation of her realizing she's being retarded.)

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” If we were, you'd have a real hard time saying that.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” I like blackcoffeegoodfoodbrowndogs. All better, lets go. (with a grin) ((most of the time I fuck around if they're saying this))

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” No clue about this, it's been said once to me and physical escalation killed it.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Oh thank god, I didn't bring any small bills.

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        I'd just walk off and talk with others.

        [–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” No, my boyfriend and I don't ever make eye contact.

        This one made me laugh.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Just one? (w/ these girls, I see it as a lost cause from the moment they make the remark, I read it as SMV not high enough)

        I wouldn't say it's a lost cause. As u/chickenparade said, she could just have a "Schrödinger Boyfriend".

        [–]dapowa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You're right, but I like to leave it as an intrinsic and randomized reminder to step up my shit. Thanks for the feedback, I may decide otherwise some day.

        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” No clue about this, it's been said once to me and physical escalation killed it.

        Don't have it tested, but first thing to pop in my mind: "Uff, thank god, i was worried i'll have to sleep with you." [+ grin/dead serious face]

        [–]dapowa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I like that, it is workable- "Oh thank god, I thought we were going to fuck." It becomes a neg and I suppose if she qualifies or SHE escalates then there's no questions of intent, haha.

        [–]Whirly315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I loved the answers to #1, 4, 6, & 7

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        [–]iliketreeslikereally 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        14 cracked me up, I need to use that.

        [–]Ben_Eszes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Seconded. Good shit, Shifter.

        [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        12 is textbook, but works everytime

        [–]DforDeadpool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Man, number 10 and 11 are fucking GOLD, 10/10 made me laugh.

        [–]phantomorg 21 points22 points  (8 children)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Enough to know what you're really asking me.

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Not until four.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        What's stopping this date then?

        [–]ironblacksmith 51 points52 points  (5 children)

        Not until four.

        This is hilarious, even without the reference.

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Not until 4.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Not until 4.

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Not until 4.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Not until 4!

        [–]phantomorg 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Introducing those next level rhymes

        [–]PedroIsWatching 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        Be careful with your #4. That answer could trigger severe ASD.

        [–]IRC Mod-Anteros- 19 points20 points  (4 children)

        Basic

        Note: actions are in italics

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Probably.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.."

        You should hear what the girls say to me!

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Thats just how my face looks. Jerk.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Who keeps track of that?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Its too early for us to get married. Down girl.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Only one way to find out. Go for the tit grab

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        He used to date a very chubby girl. Maybe I can hook you two up?

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        shrug then carry on like she said nothing.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        You can't always get what you want. Good luck with me.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Haha OK Hand her your phone and order her to enter it

        Advanced

        Note: These seem to happen in a more intimate setting so they have more intimate answers.

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        We've waited long enough.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Thats not really what you want. fondle her

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        You'll never know me.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        I'll go slow. Proceed to fondle her slowly

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Don't be silly. proceed to take her clothes off

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Get another girl of similar quality. No need to debase myself trying to detach their genitals. If HB9 comes back, be considerably aggressive with the lay.

        PS: Much of this is what I did before learning an acceptable amount of abundance and allowing myself to be more direct throughout the interaction. In other words I don't put up with many shit tests like these any more since the girl already expects that sex is going to happen (and that its fun and normal) after talking to me for a short while.

        [–]throwitofftheboat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        He used to date a very chubby girl. Maybe I can hook you two up?

        Perfect neg.

        You'll never know me.

        That's hilarious and I'm stealing it.

        [–]HappyManBeast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Don't be silly. proceed to take her clothes off

        I think that you can apply the Don't be silly remark to any of these shit tests and just carry on with your interaction.

        It is a good auto response non the less.

        [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

        Story time

        I once had a girl in my bed with her shirt off...nipples in my mouth... I started taking everything else off and she stops me...

        I asked her what was the matter and she said she is not that kind of girl and needs to get to know me more.

        Said ok. Got up picked up her clothes, car keys and random shit she had in my bathroom and threw it out if the fucking house. Cue in the yelling, crying and you're an asshole! Routine.

        Either way she put on one of my shirts on and left indignant as hell.

        I went to bed. Who give a shit. She was about a 7 so nothing major. She knew it because 2 hours later she came knocking at my door saying she was sorry and I was right, she wanted me but didn't want to seem like a slut. Told her I was not in the mood anymore and slammed the door on her.

        Week later I had a three some with her and her friend. I teased her the whole week that she is a flake and a pussy and escalated the whole until I dared her to bring a friend. She did. Guess she wasn't a pussy. Funny how that works.

        They are now both dating my co workers (really awkward). And still talk to me on the side to have fun "just you and me this time".

        Fucking women.

        I don't post often here, but you guys are somewhat entertaining. Got tons of stories...I was married for 8 years...deployed and found out about john...fuck her. Got a LTR now that's worth it but in the last year I got in the 100s.

        [–]2awalt_cupcake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Well, you're not wrong.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I was born this way.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Haven't stopped to count.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        I see a lot of people every day.

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Let's find out. You and me. Right now. extends hand

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yeah he had a gay crush on me.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        I have a math test tomorrow.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Me neither.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        (This one is hard)

        Neither do I but I'd like to. amused look

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        I'm sure he's out there. walks away.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Ok sure. grin

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        That'll take (insert age) years to explain and we both don't have the time for that.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        That's not the safe word! kidding. Real attempt: Slow like this? smile while massaging legs or something

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        I thought you were a girl who liked having fun. say it stoically

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Grind him.

        Realistically: find a nearby hotty and dance with her and get her to grind me. Abundance mentality.

        note: This was really fun! It got me to think strategically like solving a puzzle. More of these please! I know I need the work. I'm going to look at everyone else's answers now.

        [–]Modredpillschool 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Absolutely, and often times I win.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        I do, so don't tell them!

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I was just remembering my turkey sandwich from lunch today. God, he just went so quickly...

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Two thousand, seven hundred-twelve and one half. But who's counting?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Not in the next ten minutes...

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Why, do you have a penis? wink

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yes, and he's all mine, you can't have him.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Well, don't tell him about us! Awkward!

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        That's what Jared said, too...

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        I'll give it back when I'm done!

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Thank god, every girl I've been with always comes so early.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        And we're definitely not having pancakes for breakfast afterwards.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Ok, well I think it all started when I was just a wee little baby, and I had just gone outside for the first time. I thought, gosh the world sure is a great, beautiful place full of opportunities. But, that optimism didn't last long, it all changed on my first day of kindergarden...

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Ok, I'll go slower, but don't blame me if slower kissing gets drool on your blouse.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Of course not, I wasn't planning on paying you.

        [–]letsgetrandy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        1: ”Are you a player?”

        I'm not a player I just crush a lot

        2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        And men too. When a line is good, why not?

        3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Sometimes the burden of being this awesome gets to me.

        4: ”How many girls have you slept with?”

        Slept? Or had sex? Because we may do a lot of things, but sleep won't usually be one of them.

        5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Yeah, but I don't think I could arrange a threesome on such short notice, so do you mind if we just focus on each other for now?

        6: ”Are you gay?”

        Are you retarded? Oh, sorry, was that offensive?

        7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        I KNOW! Do you think he notices me? Do you think I have a shot?

        8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        That's cool. He can watch.

        9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Neither do I.

        10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        That's cool. We can work that out in the morning.

        11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        I'm not afraid to wait... I waited in college. Pay was crap but the tips were good.

        12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        [Smirking] Of course not... you probably wore your granny panties and didn't shave your legs. I wouldn't want you to be embarrassed.

        13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        No. You don't.

        14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        No spoken response is necessary. Just slow down for a minute and then continue. She just needs time to come up with an excuse for her behavior.

        15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Honestly never heard this before. If she says this, you've probably fucked up in some other major way earlier in the night.

        [–]HappyNacho 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Are you afraid of competition?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Only the pretty ones.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        The most depressing day of my life. I ran out of ketchup.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        That reminds me, I have to get new pillowcases, this is the 2nd time in a week a girl leaves make up on them.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        My schedule is so filled up that I hardly see my dog anymore.

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        I'm so gay that I came of the closet twice and now I'm back to square one but with a fabulous apartment.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Sure he is! You should see him without clothes like I did.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        I'm not into being watched. He could come back after we're done.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        I'm so little/old that I could be your son/dad!

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Ever? So how do you expect me to call you on Friday?

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        I wait all the time. Like when I make my coffee everyday. That's a loooong wait.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Of course not! We're just gonna do X and then I'm going to take you to your place.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        You know my name, that's more of what most people know.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Sure thing (ignore and continue)

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        I'm not a player either! What kind of man do you think I am?

        [–]RojoEscarlata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Noice!

        For number 3 i have say "I though you where prettier/ I remembered you prettier"

        [–]1menergize 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        All my answers depend on your ability to deliver them without giving a shit what she thinks. Hold frame fellas, hold frame.

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Yeah, let's speed this up, I have someone to meet smirk

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        And?

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        You'd be sad too if you were looking at what I was looking at.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Probably more than you, but we can change that together.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Yes. There's people all around us. Are you not seeing these people? I must be fucking crazy.

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        For myself.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        What's the name of that friend you work with again?

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Me too, we should hook them up.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Eventually you won't have a choice. Better get some practice now.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        You're not giving it out, I'm taking it from you. Here, put your number in my phone.

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        I'm not afraid, I'm just not willing to.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Good, I was terrified you'd take my virginity tonight.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Let's get to know each other, then. I have an 8 inch dick and a 151 IQ. What's your bra size?

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Haha, maybe you should go now. Start to get dressed

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Good, at least I won't catch anything then.

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Open phone -> Text plate -> Leave club -> Ignore all contact from HB9 for 2 weeks and slate her as nothing more than plate material

        Edited: For bonus round and formatting

        [–]1Chockrit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Basic


        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        I was about to ask you the same.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Only the ones named (girl's name here. Works best if she has a unique name.)

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        My goldfish died, and on top of that, I don't have your number.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        That's not a question you just ask a lady like me.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        No. Is your name "Anyone Else"?


        Intermediate


        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Only during a full moon.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        You too?! Now I have even more competition.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        But boyfriends are like Pringles. You can't have just one.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Neither do I, that's something we have in common.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        And neither do I, that's why I asked you yours.


        Advanced


        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Well do you have any magazines?

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Not yet.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Catch 22, to get to know me you have to get to know me.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Proceed to move in slow motion.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        I would walk away. I don't want or need that shit.

        [–]1knitro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I'll do part 1 and depending upon response/approval, move to the others:

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        No, I just have a loyal fan club.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” (side note, 'I bet you say that to all the boys' is an excellent pressure flip sentence to get them to qualify whatever they've said)

        Only because it works

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” (side note, never encountered this in the wild) Do you ever think there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking? (All girls know Zoolander)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Well, it's probably more than Jesus would've wanted.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Nothing too serious, you know how it is. (They almost always do)

        I think that there's more than one way to skin a cat. People who are universally glib or cocky or funny won't have much success as a more varied approach. There's times to be sincere, times to escalate, times to diffuse with humor etc. 1 & 4 are more humorous, 5 is earnest, 2 is cocky. A lot is being fluid, adaptable and situationally aware. What I might say to one girl vs another varies greatly.

        [–]icecow 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Beginner

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Of course I am, CandyCrush is my favorite

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        no, I tell them all kinds of bullshit

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I finally got around to watching The Titanic

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Count to 10 on your fingers, reach for her hand, "can I borrow your hand?"

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Yeah, but I think she's a spy

        Are these shit? I made them up impromptu

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Beginner

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Player sounds so dishonest. I don't have to lie to get what I want.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Yeah, I'm actually reading what to say to you off my phone.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Get all serious, lean in real close, wayne's world "i never learned to read" re-enactment

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        either "Oh, I'm a virgin. I'm saving myself for my soulmate." or "not that many, maybe 1000...or is it 2000"

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Yeah, but I'll text ahead and tell her to hide in the closet.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Come find out.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yeah, he's single too, want his number?

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        I don't care.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Who said we're dating?

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Yeah that's probably a good idea, you might be some psycho killer and stalk me or something.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Yeah, me too. It's going to be at least a month before I let you hold my hand.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Who said I wanted to have sex with you? / "mm hmm" (ignore) / Is that all you think about?

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        But I feel like I've known you for years! Wait, what's your name again?

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Yeah, we shouldn't be doing this.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        That's good, I don't sleep with whores.

        [–]TRPdoctor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        • Yes - guitar and violin. You?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        • What? Have you been recording me? Creep.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        • Just tired of looking so good.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        • Not sure..If she put me to sleep then I probably forgot about her...

        Or

        • More than you know, less than you think.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        • I see dead people.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        • Woah, slow down Mister. You're a nice guy and all but I'm taken.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        • I'd fuck him.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        • Poor guy.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys”

        • Yeah you're a little too old for that..

        or

        • I know right? Diapers are such a turnoff.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        • Give? Oh, I’m not going to take it. Just borrow it. I will give it back I promise.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        • Woah, slow down. You are going to have to wine and dine me before THAT happens...

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        • Oh cool. My criminal record is online, just google it real quick. Only a few murders.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        • (repeat whatever physical activity you were trying but in slow motion)

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        • Lucky you, I only put out to non-whores.

        [–]CallmeKraven 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Q1: "Are you a player?"

        We are all players, most people are just unaware of the game.

        Q2: "Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.."

        Yep and 60% of the time, it works everytime.

        Q3: "What's the matter? You look so sad."

        None of the other reindeer would let me join in their reindeer games.

        Q4: "How many girls have you slept with?"

        Wait, am I supposed to be keeping track?

        Q5: "Are you seeing anyone else?"

        Yeah I just started seeing this new barber, how's my hair look?

        Q6: "Are you gay?"

        Nah but it hasn't stopped them from trying to recruit me.

        Q7: "Wow. Your friend Chad is hot."

        Easy tiger, he's mine.

        Q8: "I have a boyfriend."

        Me too, so you need to promise not to tell him about us.

        Q9: "I don't date little boys/old men."

        Me neither, let's find out what else we have in common.

        Q10: "Sorry, I don't just give out my number."

        Oh no, don't tell me you like to exchange emails.

        Q11: "I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to wait."

        I thought you said you were spontaneous?

        Q12: "...and just so you know, we aren't having sex."

        Don't be such a pessimist, you might have a chance if you play your cards right.

        Q13: "Sorry. I need to get to know you first."

        You're right. Let's take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air.

        Q14: "Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let's take things slow."

        I'll do my best Resume what you are doing but in slow motion

        Q15: "What kind of girl do you think I am?! I'm not some whore!"

        You can do anything you put your mind to. I believe in you.

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Walk up to them, look right at her and say: "Whoa, what are you doing dancing with my man?" Then look at him and say, "I thought we had something special man, you probably don't even remember my name!"

        [–]kragshot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Shit...you could "Positive K (can't link on this tablet...just watch his video "I Got A Man" for reference)" your way through 3/4ths of all of these shit tests....

        First time I heard that song, I nearly passed out from laughing so hard. A) the shit's funny as hell and B) it works like a charm on 70% of pulls.

        [–]DreadPirateRoberts 8 points9 points  (3 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Totally. Let's play a game.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Not all, just the ones I find interesting.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Come sit on my lap and I'll tell you all about it.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        99, but not one was a bitch.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Yes.

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Totally, but Jebus said to give girls a try, so here I am.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        I know. I make it a habit to spend my time only with extremely attractive people.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Just one? Pfffft.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Good. I won't deal with a girl that molests children or abuses the elderly.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        My place or yours?

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        I'm not afraid. Just unwilling.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        I'll get a cab/uber for you.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        I'll get a cab/uber for you.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Whew, what a relief. I'm glad you said it, because I was thinking to myself "I'm not sure I'm ready for this kind of thing." This boner was a lie. Let's watch House of Cards.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        No, you're right, you're not some whore. You're the most alluring, sexiest, interesting, mind-bogglingly beautiful whore I've ever spent time with.

        Bonus: Find another girl, chat her up. Leave with other girl.

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        not a fan of 9, usually comes from someone who thinks her SMV took a hit by you hitting on her, and seems more like a power play now.

        Shut it down and she might respond better, I would be less playful on this one.

        [–]kurtthesquirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        These are some good, witty responses. 8-12 are confident, 2-4,6 flirty and fun. Nice work.

        [–]ironblacksmith 4 points5 points  (4 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        What gave me away?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Only the cute ones.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Ignore. (Never gotten this, but ignoring is usually my go to)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Thousands! or if they know someone I've slept with (or I've slept with them) I might say I'm a virgin.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Yes.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Am I that pretty?

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        I'd hit it.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        I have a dog. -Show picture on my phone- Change subject.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Ignore.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Ignore.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Ignore.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        I know, I'm waiting until marriage.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Ignore.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        You're right, I wouldn't want you to think I'm a slut. -Continue-

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Good! I don't have much cash on me.

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Find another girl.

        [–]Ben_Eszes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        7, 12, 15 are great.

        [–]Need_vagina_pix_nao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        You died on number 2. That's the answer she was fishing for.

        [–]iliketreeslikereally 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        I'm not from the U.S. so I get different shit tests here, and mostly they're not verbal and this obvious, but right off the bat (well really things I've already said in the past that have become habit):

        -1. I have a boyfriend.

        That's ok, we don't need him. (Smirk, I'm-gonna-fuck-you-look)

        -2. How many girls have you slept with?

        All of them. You're the only one left ; ) // It's your turn now.// It's finally your turn.

        -3. Wow, your friend Chad is hot.

        Right? Want me to call him over here? I'll tell him there's a girl desperate for his attention. turn around Hey, Matt!

        [–]anooblol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I'm stealing your number 2.

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        [–]boxofcookies101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        I don't like to use the word Player. Instead, lets say I'm a fun guy.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Yeah, it works too.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Never got this one.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        I smile and reminisce, then reply "I have fun."

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Who knows?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Yeah do you only like virgins?

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Stopped counting after I hit 1 million.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Nah I cut off all contact from the world when I met you.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Are you afraid I'm going to steal all the guys from you?

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        You should talk to him.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Don't be shy.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Cool I'll message you in a few years.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Sure. (radio silence for a few days, if she doesn't invite me over after, NEXT)

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        In all honesty, think about it the next day when I'm lifting to piss me off. Otherwise just do my own thing and get other girls.

        [–]pm_me_ur_pornstache 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It's a rare day a post in TRP gets me to comment. This looks like fun.

        ROUND 1

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Giggle like she's making a joke, and say "Nooooooo noooo I would never do that. Do you ask all your guys that question, or just me?"

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        "Just the fun ones."

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        "My dog just died"

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Enough to know exactly what I from a girl.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        "Not tonight."

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        "Is that how good I look? Damn."

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        "I keep telling him chicks would dig him, but he just doesn't believe me."

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        "I have a beer. In a bit, I'll have another one."

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        "Good thing I'm neither one of those."

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        "Cool, I like having single-serving friends, too."

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        In an affirming kind of tone, "Right on. Don't wait on me, go find him. I mean it. I don't like wasting my time."

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        "Bless your heart. Alrighty."

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Alright, here on out, I'm not confident about my responses. I'll look at others' shit and see what's up.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        [–]HeinousFu_kery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        "Chess - your move."

        Also: "You're not some hatchet murderer are you?"

        "What is this? Thursday? No...I'm off duty today."

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        "I haven't met all the girls yet."

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Never run into this, but my favorite someday answer is "I'll be sorry to see you go in the morning..."

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        "I'm sorry, I don't give out my number (see #10)"

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        "I see a good deal..."

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Yes, I'm a lesbian....maybe you can help me? (bi chicks have found this hilarious)

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        "Antibiotics should help with that in a few days."

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        "A man of good taste, obviously. Good that he appreciates you getting out and about like this."

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        "That's good - one isn't legal and the other's subjective."

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        "Neither do I...oh, you mean my phone number?" (See #4)

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        "I'm not afraid, but I'm not given to wasting time either."

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        "You may not be..."

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        "Let's get out of here...I'll show you around..."

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        -- I usually do a sloth imitation at this point (see /u/gruntamasta for similar)

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        "You shouldn't say things like that about yourself...."

        [–]OilyB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Q1: "are you a player?" A: "of course I am, until I meet someone worthy of my commitment."

        Q2:" bet you say that to all the girls" A: "if they're buying it, it's working isn't it?"

        Q3: "what's the matter, you look so sad." A: "I'm just shooting the breeze. There's nothing entertaining going on right now. Is there?"

        Q4: "how many girls have you slept with?" A: "enough to discern the dredges from the good ones."

        Q5: "are you seeing anyone else?" A: "I always have a gf, it's just, sometimes she consists of 3 people, sometimes just the One. Right now I don't have a The One..."

        Intermediate

        Q6: "are you gay?" A: "only when you're boring or homely."

        Q7: "your friend Chad is hot." A: "well now, he's the gay one! Lol"

        Q8: "I have a boyfriend." A: "I don't see no chains on your ankle. Or are you ballwhipped?"

        Q9: "I don't date little boys/old men" A: "thanks, you just answered my next question - 'how liberal is she?'"

        Q10: "sorry, I don't just give out my number" A: "that's okay, you'll be giving it by yourself later."

        Advanced

        Q11: "looking for someone who is not afraid to wait." A: "wait for what? I see, you didn't shower before you came here?"

        Q12: "we're not having sex" A: "of course not, darling."

        Q13: "sorry, need to get to know you first." A: "Okay, hi, I'm your last date ever."

        Q14: "stop, moving too fast, let's take things slow." A: "I'm thirsty, you wanna get me another drink?" A2: "I'm going back to my friends. Later!"

        Q15: "I'm not some whore!" A: "of course you're not. You're a mature woman who's liberated and enjoying her autonomous life."

        Bonus: I run by them and say "Becky, I'm gonna go grab a bite to eat. See you tomorrow at 9 at the gynecologist!"

        [–]dark_dragoon10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I'm still a beta (or not alpha enough for results)... and we shall see how much by me answering these questions fast and without looking at others examples.

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Yeah, you can buy my e-book on one night stands and find out exactly how much

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Only the ones named (her name) (if I don't know it already i just fucked myself)

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        yeah i stepped on an ant on the way here. That's what happens when i ponder the meaning of life.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        I wouldn't exactly call it sleeping

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Aren't you?

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Secretly I go to the gay bars not to pick up chicks but to get picked up by a ripped gay Australian, you're just the part of the bait.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Thanks, I do have hot friends.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        introduce me, he may be into whats gonna happen later

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Afraid you cant keep up?

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        [Hands her my business card] My number's on the card. (007 style)

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        I'll wait a millennia (keep escalating) (lol... right as if I ever escalate)

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        I'm celibate, we couldn't even if you tried. (keep escalating) (see above)

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        you can look me up on google

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Sorry, I don't see this going anywhere.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        But you are wearing a whores uniform ill tell you that much

        This is basically with little thought so I can be judged by my fellow men. The thing is I look like a flabby manlet (or feel like it anyways) and unless I have super tight frame I will not survive most of these responses. C'mon 531 lifting and warrior "diet" do your thing

        Edit: Trying to fix formatting. you can tell i don't post allot.

        [–]BeefJesusMaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1:

        Yea, I played football in high school.

        Question 8:

        That's okay. We can tell him I'm gay. (Has worked for me multiple times)

        Question 12:

        Who said anything about sex?

        Bonus:

        Next. Immediately go talk up some other attractive girls.

        [–]IFuckingHateAllergy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        ROUND 1

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Oh my God! Yes! How did you know? I have sex 3 times a day with 3 different women.(Agree and amplify) shit eating grin after. Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Not to all. Only the ones asking. (Keeping frame)

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        My pet camel died. I think I overfed it. (Obvious sarcasm)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        I lost count. Should I start over from 1? (Pretty dismissive of the topic, but that's how I would engage.)

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Yes I have one for each day except today.(This is so dependent on the setting and whether rapport is build or IOI's are included. but let's just assume they're already giving all that and rapport is established)

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        You're asking me to prove that to you aren't you? I've seen through you. Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yea, did you know his this and that? etc...(I'll probably just wing for my boy at this point and move on to some other chick)

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        How does that concern me again? (I was gonna go with the math test tomorrow but that's too cliche.)

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Good. Me neither.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Your loss.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        I have until tomorrow.(Counter shit test to her.)

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        That's okay.( Escalate through action. Never words.)

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Stumped. ( I was thinking something like "Here's my diary" but that's stupid. lol)

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Sure darling, whatever you want. (Escalate through action.) Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Ok stumped... Again... Halp!! Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Interesting question. I'd like to see the answer.

        [–]J_AsapGem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        you mean tonight? playful smirk.

        [–]RedPillAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic:

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Answer: guilty smile "Who told you that?"

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Answer: Not the ugly ones!

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Answer: ""It's my resting bitch face."

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Answer: sarcastic grin "Oh none, I'm saving myself for Jesus."

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Answer: "Well yeah, aren't you?"

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Answer: Yeah but I've always been curious about girls!

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Answer: smile Have at him!

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Answer: "Is he here?"

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Answer: "I promise not to take you on any dates don't worry!"

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Answer: Derp

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Answer: "That's cool, this'll just be till you find him."

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Answer: "Of course, no sex."

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Answer: Derp

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Answer: "Yeah sure, see you later."

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Answer: Derp

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Answer: Next her and find another girl at the same bar.

        [–]TRPrinny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        1. "How many different girls need to be texting me for that to be true?" After her response "Yep, definitely am."

        2. "Of course, and they all love it."

        3. "Yeah... My dog just died... "

        4. "I've lost count, hundreds?"

        5. "I have a few girlfriends, you can apply for gf #4 and I'll review your application"

        6. "Yeah, this is my boyfriend" grabs wingman or friend

        Bonus: if sufficient comfort built "I'm not sure, help me find out" grab and kiss her "Yep, I'm definitely gay."

        1. "Yeah, he's dreamy. He also has a huge cock, don't be shy, go talk to him!"

        2. "Me too!" Grabs friend

        3. "Luckily, you met me."

        4. I'm at a loss here because I've never gotten this line out of hundreds of times. If a girl says this it's probably your cue to walk away.

        5. "Good luck."

        6. "Wow, you're thinking about sex already? Perv."

        7. "Oh, I'm not sure I feel that way about you. Let's just be friends."

        8. "Yeah, you've really been moving too fast for me. Let's just be friends."

        9. ignores and proceeds

        Bonus: In the past I've gone up to guys in the situation and said, "hey dude, that's my girlfriend." Then I grab the girl's hand and pull her away. The smart option is likely to just walk away and find another girl if the dude is truly a hulk compared to yourself.

        [–]BridgetheDivide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        This is a fun idea.

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” - Why? Are you attracted to players?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” - Actually, I normally save that one for the guys.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” - Just practicing my smolder (Been years since I heard anything similar this one. I usually have a shit-eating grin on my face.)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” - What, like this week?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” - Of course. I have 20/20 vision. There's like 3 people right over there.

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” - Pssh, I wish. It would certainly make things easier, but nah, I'm strictly a vag man.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” - I know right?!

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” - A girl like you should have a few.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” - So what, you just use them for sex? (never had to deal with anything like this)

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” (Admittedly, I usually just abort when something along these lines is said.)

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” -Oh, then we'll never get along. I want someone who takes what they want as soon as they see it, regardless of any obstacles.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” - Who said anything about sex? I'm not even sure if having a drink with an Aries is a good idea yet.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” - Alright, I like long walks on the beach, fast cars and frisky women. (Thanks Dean Winchester)

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” -Yeah you're right this is crazy (then take it back a rung or two on the ladder. If she does it again just start watching tv or texting)

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” - So you're saying all girls who enjoy sex are whores? (said usually with a half-smile)

        And for the bonus round I go grab a drink a start talking up someone else I met that night.

        [–]boscoist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        For 11: (im often told i look like James van der beek) "I DON'T WANNA WAIT!"

        [–]Bignmybrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Answer: Yes, what sports do you play.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Answer: (smirking) how did you know?

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Answer: I just realized you're crazy, and you know what they say about crazy girls...

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Answer: Today? Not many

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Answer: I see lots of people. Him over there, that girl, those old people... What's your point?

        [–]thebadmanpuntdbaxter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        -I don’t kiss and tell

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        -Only because it works

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        -Have you gained weight?

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        -All of them

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        -At this instant? Nah relax

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        -When it pays me

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        -You should take notes

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        -So did my last girl

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        -I’m not the dating type

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        -So you’re the type that takes cash?

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        -No worries. I hate to kick you out, but I’ve got plans

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        -Of course not

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        -I’m fresh out of resumes

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        -No worries. I hate to kick you out, but I’ve got plans

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        -You had me fooled

        Bonus: Give her a thumbs up with a "nice job kid" look and find a bachelorette party to game. They're loud and easily excitable

        EDIT: formatting

        [–]1v1mebruh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        deflections for basic:

        Q1: Ha, is that a term you learned from your communications major?
        Q2: I do, and they usually all end up sleeping with me. Weird how life works, huh?
        Q3: Yeah, I just wish you would do anal. (More basic deflection and less sexual response would be another "Yeah, I just wish you would do..." and it could be like doing my dishes, or cooking me food, etc. etc.)
        Q4: More than you.
        Q5: Yeah, my friends on the weekends, my coworkers on the weekdays, and my parents once every few weeks or so. Howabout you?

        some of my responses are super sexual in nature, but the point there is that if you have a solid frame already and are in great shape then fuck it, saying shit like that just keeps the tone of your conversations sexual which is how you want them to be. Pointers are always welcome though.

        deflections for intermediate:

        Q6: Yes! Gosh I was struggling to find a way to break it to you but now that you found out then I guess we can just move on to cuddling naked. I mean, I'm just your gay friend now, right?
        Q7: Yeah, he's working on scoring a threesome right now, you should go sign up.
        Q8: Cool, I have a goldfish. (If she looks confused or asks what you're talking about then say "I thought we were talking about things that don't matter?". Not the best option, but it can have some good results.)
        Q9: Wow, another thing we have in common! That's crazy, it's almost like we're the same person! (Say the second part super sarcastically but playfully as well.)
        Q10: Why don't you just come home with me instead, then?

        advanced:

        Q11: You know, I think they have this thing for that, it's called a dog. (or pet, or some other animal type shit, idk)
        Q12: Awesome, my mom will be really happy to hear that.
        Q13: Ok whips out dick (only for use in a private setting, duh)
        Q14: This one is just LMR, disregard and move back in is what I would do here.
        Q15: Really? That's awesome, I thought I was going to have to pay you for this! (Or "Really? So having sex with you is free? Awesome!" The "awesome" is optional whether or not you want to use the deflection as a remark or try to put the ball back in her court in terms of who has to pick up the conversation next by leaving the deflection as a question)

        If anyone has any pointers I'd love to hear them. Awesome challenge! Good exercise to put you in that playful idgaf state of mind. More please.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic


        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        I'm player 1

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        probably

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        as sad as I can be

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        slept with your mom

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        saw myself today

        [–]dbtlsdn999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "I have a boyfriend." Response: Well looks like you're shit out of luck than. I'm going to have to fuck your friend. You can watch.

        [–]-Animus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Awesome idea! I'd vote it into the stratosphere if I could. Here's my go (I did not look at the others, so multiples are possible): ROUND 1

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Jupp. Guitar and little piano; self-taught! Wanna jam?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Okay. What do I win?

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        No good idea.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        This month?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Why? Are you seeing anyone else? If they're wearing nightgowns and are transparent, we should get the hell out of here!

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Why are you intersted in that?

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yeah I'd totally do him. (Describing, how I would bend someone over the table, looking into her eyes. NOT coming across as creepy is essential here I think.)

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        And that's relevant because... (Look of inquiry on your face)

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        No good idea.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Okay. Then give me your number AND email.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        No problem. Call me when I've waited enough. (Then leave on the spot.)

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Are you coming onto me? YOu are undressing me with your eyes, I could sense that the whole evening!

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Hello, I am Animus. Then proceed as if nothing had happened.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Keep on going, but in bullet-time.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        No good idea.

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        I try to get with other girls. She'll come back anyway.

        [–]TheWilsonatorr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Damn straight shit eating grin

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Only those pretty enough to get my attention

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        been a long day of kicking ass

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        enough

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        casually

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Only with my boyfriend wink

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Most of my friends are

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        so? (or if the tease game is strong) Does he know that?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        me neither. You're not one, are you?

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        And I don't just give away my time. So what else you got for me?

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        I'm not afraid, I just choose not to. (I would then go for the kiss assuming there is sexual tension)

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        ok (then get her so turned on that she begs for it. Hint: Don't touch the vagina at ALL, but do get close to it)

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        ok (this is generally LMR of some sort. If it is sex LMR then I would treat the same as 12. If it is a kiss close LMR I would walk away and start talking/flirting with the closest, cutest girl I could find)

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        ok (pull back and start playing with phone, or start doing homework and ask her to leave. Push her away in some form so she craves for you to reconnect. If I am literally about to put my dick in her and she says this I will move up to her face because for some reason sucking dick is "slower" than fucking for most women)

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Too bad, that's a waste of potential (then disconnect and leave...or something to that affect. Assuming there is some sexual tension, she is telling you what she thinks you want to hear. This is a way of correcting her. She might also say this because she doesn't want her friends to find out and that is directly tied to your level of discretion. If you just met and are talking you might get this response because of your reputation (you dawg you) in which case "Who said I want to have sex with you?" is about as good as it gets.)

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        If you've got the frame and SMV to pull it off (and potential fighting skills because of worst case scenario) then "Hey man, thanks for keeping her warm for me" or "I'm glad your practicing, your moves needed work" to the girl. The idea being your such a catch that your are not intimidated by her grinding on another dude at all. If she was doing it as a test (or if you have higher SMV) then either of these plus a guiding hand for her to come back with you will work. If she is just being hypergamous or if she takes ANY time at all to decide then you move on with a smile on your face and go talk to an HB10. You must believe that you are the prize.

        In my opinion my game needs serious work and is my weakest link so this was a good exercise. Please be harsh with your critique, I have no feelz to hurt.

        [–]redreckbestia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        B1. Laugh. "Yup. I play basketball AND soccer." (I actually just make fun of my current LTR for this question regularly, but that's how I'd respond to a random girl asking me). B2. "Pretty much." B3. "Wow, someone get this girl a drink(cookie/medal/etc). She's so attentive." B4. "A good man doesn't kiss and tell."

        B5. "Maybe."(gotta smile big when you say it.)

        I6. "Gurlllllll!"(Gotta put on your best "gay white man trying to be a black woman act) I7. "I know, look at his ass. I'd tap that."(see I6 for how to act) I8: Roll eyes. "I have a guitar." I9. "So you date women then? I've got a friend who'd love to meet you."

        I10. "No biggie." Then go find someone else.

        A11. "I'm looking for a hoopty without 32 inch rims." A12. "Okie dokie." Then go cold. Standard push pull from then on. A13. Pull out phone. Start texting. A14. See A12.

        A15. "And you think I am?"(ham it up. Be funny.)

        Bonus. Laugh. Grab a beer and laugh. Grab another girl and pay her no mind.

        [–]Stonish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        So lets see at what point of this "adventure" am I... Hmm:

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Why? You wanna play?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Naah, Im not intresed in all the girls.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Im not sad, just bored.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Thousands.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Pretty much everyday, everyone do right?

        Btw, I already know I failed it, it took me 15 minutes to come up with these, and I don't even think they're good, was hard to figure out anything at all oO

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Thanks for the compliment.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” ah, you caught me using my canned lines again, clever girl

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” You're mistaken, this is my chronic resting bitch face

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” More than 1 but less than 100

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Only these 2 married couples at my swinger parties Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Are you afraid you're turning me off to the female sex?

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” That's what my mom said too.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” That's nice, where's his girlfriend?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Pass, she's a coont.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Oh, fed up with drunk dialers? I bet there's a reason why they're calling you.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Next.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” We're not going to do anything you don't want to do. escalate

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Then you better hurry up, I have other interviews for a new girlfriend to get to.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” I was just about to say the same thing, have a good night. See you later.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”
        (I'd fail this one in spectacular fashion) I know, your going rate puts you right below a hooker. We can roleplay and treat you like an escort instead.

        Bonus: Mention in passing, oh nice man, I see it's you're turn. Hope you have some dental dams.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Maybe, define player?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Only when I believe it

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        [I don't really get the context of this one, do I actually look sad or is she joking with me after saying something mean]

        Yeah I'm gonna go masturbate with my tears now.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Today, this week or this month?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Shrugs

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Only with my friends

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yeah I'd fuck him

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        [I'll usually just press through this question like she didn't even ask it]

        Sometimes I'll ask: "how long have you been dating" which will help me gauge how resilient the girl usually is.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Little boys don't have cocks this big/age is just a number, I'm comfortable with girls that interest me.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Your Mother did.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        [assuming this is about sex]

        Good for you, I don't really know what that means, I decide what I want when I want it, I don't default to some rule I made up.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        I know, mouth stuff isn't sex.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        That's what we've been doing, lets just live in the moment right now.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        [this is probably a fail but I don't know what I'd say to this its never happened to me]

        I'm sorry but If you can't love me at my fastest then you don't deserve me at my slowest

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Are you sure, with the way you dress we could stick you on a corner for an hour and you could buy our drinks for tomorrow night.

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        I either pull her away immediately probably by picking her up or saying excuse me to the guy and grabbing her (if I've been talking to her for awhile)

        or

        (If we just started talking)

        I don't pay attention to her and go talk to some other girls.

        [–]1ThumpNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Let me preference this by saying my responses are dependent on me avoiding any kind of LTR. My LTR responses [some] would be different.

        I'll start with BASIC and move on... depending on my score.

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Answer: "Nah, I don't have time to play games... why do girls always ask me that?" [My LTR answer is to start singing "Big Pun - I'm Not A Playa, I Just Crush A Lot"]

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.”

        Answer: "Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it - right?"

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Answer: "The world's a sad place... but, I'm fine... How YOU doin'?"

        Question 4: "How many girls have you slept with?”

        Answer: "I don't really count those kinds of things. I don't live in the past. How many GIRLS have YOU slept with?"

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Answer: "Not really, I don't have time for anyone else. How about YOU?"

        [–]T0000009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Games are for children, I'm sorry I mistook you for an adult.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Nope, just the desperate ones like you.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Why would I be, I'm rich and well respected, see ya....

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        I lost track years ago, why do you care?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Yes, I see dead people, don't you?

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Thrilled is a better word, but I guess you're used to average

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yeah, to bad your friends aren't, Oh well....

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Poor guy, must be why your chasing me then huh?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Don't pretend you wouldn't trade places with Anna Nicole

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        I'm pretty busy, why do you think I want it?

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Well I don't wanna do it here in the middle of Costco either, but the parking lot is fine

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Is your herpes acting up again?

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        will a blood sample do, or will your mommy need to chaperon you also?

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Ok grandma, let me get your cane and walker out

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Sure you are, will a cool million suffice or do you need a Prada handbag too?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        --> "why? Dance with me now "

        " Look at watch then back at her " grin

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        "Yet"

        "Jeez, I was just gonna tell you to slow down"

        "Not right now you're not"

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        " me too, you aren't afraid of getting what you want , are you ?"

        "Sorry what?"

        "ok lets just Netlix and chill"

        " I want to get to know you too" and kiss her ( only if she obviously had to stop herself)

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        "Ok, would you make me a sandwich meanwhile thanks baby" and read something / get on your phone

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        "I know , I only pimp out special whores"

        "Good, I didn't bring cash"

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's bigger than you

        Not notice and hit on the hotter chick in front of her

        [–]Weird_Questions92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1:** ”Are you a player?”

        yeah, I'm really good at call of duty

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Yeah, and the occasional cute guy too

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        You look so sad!

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        No matter what I say, are you really gonna believe me?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        I have eyes don't I? I see a lot of people


        Intermediate


        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        I'm not sure, I might be

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yeah he's a stud, I'd do him if I could

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        So?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Who said anything about a date?

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        That's cool, buy me a drink to make up for hurting my feelings


        Advanced


        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Take me now!

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Whoa? Sex? I'm saving myself for marriage

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        What do you wanna know?

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Ok fine, I guess I'll let you give me head first

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Well duh, I wasn't expecting to pay for anything


        Bonus Round


        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Go hit on/talk to some girl in her eye sight, and depending on how she reacts, grab her ass as I walk past her

        [–]Recon_by_Fire 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        These answers are hilarious.

        Response 1: "You sound like you're quoting a Destiny's Child song." walk away

        [–]DexterARex 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Shit tests are passed by staying cool and simple misdirection or amplification. As smooth and clever you are about it becomes your test grade. Also, don't forget that body language has as much to do with it as what is said.

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” 1. girl... I'm not a player I just crush a lot

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” 2. and it works (wink)

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” 3. nah, just high... What's good

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” 4. honestly couldn't tell you, lost track long ago

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” 5. im seeing you right now (two finger eye to eye motion)

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” 6. why, do you have a dick?

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” 7. want me to introduce you to him, who knows by the end of the night we could Chinese finger trap you

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” 8. that's cool, will give you something to do when i'm not around

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” 9. and I don't date old ladies, hair over the ear kino

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” 10. aww aren't you cute (tap on her head, walk away saying your missing out on a lot in life kiddo)

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” 11. Why? Do you like hanging out at the DMV or something?

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” 12. haha, sure thing sweetheart

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” 13. Doesn't happen... I make it apparent from the get go our interaction will be of a sexual nature

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” 14. back off slightly, hit the sweet spots, try again. If she hasn't left keep looping.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” 15. STFU, I just blew 3 lines off your tits, you're my whore for the night

        Bonus - Find a group of hotties and warm them up. Fuck that other bitch (I hope you didn't bring her to the club dumb ass) If you get hung up on a single chick you have no business being in a club.

        Ultimate Bonus - But I'm on my period. It's all good just lay down a towel (usually they aren't even)

        [–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” 1. girl... I'm not a player I just crush a lot

        Game recognize Game.

        [–]CQC3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Section 1

        1. Nah, they all know about each other. (be vague as shit, don't answer the following incoming question).

        2. Only to the ones I think are worth it, although there's always...disappointments. (look at her)

        3. Yeah, it's depressing to think some women just won't get to meet me. What a terrible world we live in...

        4. In which timezone?

        5. I see everyone, I'm seeing you, although you're starting to make me regret that.


        Intermediate

        1. No, but trust me, it probably won't make a difference in your case.

        2. Yeah, he's a good guy. You should go talk to him (then look her right in the eyes, not too serious, not too full of good cheer either).

        3. I avoid messing with taken girls, but If I suspect her "relationship" is not srs: Yo calm down, we haven't even had coffee yet.

        4. Me neither.

        5. Squint your eyes a bit and give a reasonable smirk and say: Yeah, but I get the feeling you're going to make an exception today. -This is a risky response, do not come off too forceful, stay playful about it, be light. Don't try to strong arm.


        Advanced

        1. That's good, you can keep me company while you look.

        2. Sex? Who was talking about that ya filthy pervert?! (optional addition) To think you know someone...

        3. You mean I need to get to know YOU first.

        4. Sure, (proceed to coast, then resume escalation)

        5. Everybody has desires. You're the one who thinks doing _________ makes you a whore.

        Bonus Round: Easy, go find another girl to dance with, no word, nothing. Unless you really want to fuck her badly, make sure you don't go home with her either even if she comes back around. Go home with another girl. You don't have to be butthurt about it, but you can't just tolerate it either.

        [–]GOATmar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        "It's complicated."

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Yell out some dismissively "HA! HASHTAG GOT EEEEM!" Then change the subject.

        Or simply:

        "Nonsense. I'm a priest."

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        If you're white: "Because... We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        "None, I'm a Priest."

        or

        ".....Counting Alaska?"

        Or the timeless: "It's complicated."

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        "It's complicated."

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        "It's complicated."

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        "I'll fight ya for him." Then grab her and put her in a rear-naked choke. Third hook sink optional.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        "That's amazing, I'm so happy for you." Completely genuine. Give her a hug. Then proceed to paint him as the nicest, most amazing guy ever till she points out flaws for you.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        "I'd totally retweet that." Continue charming.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Rarely a shit test, if you've charmed well enough and carried yourself like an awesome dude who's fun & social, she will always give out her number 100/100 times.

        If she's grinning while saying though, as in a true shit test, simply say

        "We're just gonna have to rely on finding each other the old fashioned way, like lovers from the 1800's" or some shit like that. Continue charming and ask again later.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        If it's been more than 3 dates, next her. As CH said, your libido is too important to further waste time on such a girl.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        "Good, cuz I don't wanna get you pregnant."

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        "Good, cuz I don't want to get you pregnant."

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        "True, cuz I don't want to get you pregnant."

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        "This could be trouble, because I'm that type of guy."

        Or "Good, cuz Iont wanna get u pregnant"

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Game another hottie.

        /

        "It's complicated" & "Good, cuz I don't wanna get u pregnant" are timeless Navy & Charcoal suits every man should have at his disposal for pretty much any situation.

        [–]RiseAboveRuin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Bonus:

        There's a few possibilities here for me personally. If this happened at The Square, a block of bars in a college town where I usually go at least 3 times a week and know a lot of people, I'd probably go to the bar, grab 2 shots of tequila and walk up to a girl I already know, take the shot with her, and bring her and her friends, as well as my friends if they were with me, to another bar.

        If I was in a new, unfamiliar area, with nothing else planned for the night, and it was just me and this chick, I'd probably nod my head in acceptance of the situation and disrespect and look around to see if there's anyone worth talking to. If there is, I'd do what I always do, and gradually introduce myself to every cute girl in the bar with the goal of bringing one home that night or at the very least bringing her to a new bar. If there were no cute girls, at least as hot as the girl I came with, I'd probably just bounce.

        In both cases the original HB9 is dead to me. If I'm at a bar with a girl solo DOLO it's implied that interest is mutual and we're banging at the end of the night. I'd never put myself in that situation otherwise without having other options available. To leave me and grind on another dude is the type of disrespect I can not tolerate and will never tolerate. It's a hard next. Every. Time. I'm the catch here, not her.

        [–]SW9876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        • Yea. HUGE player. You have no idea.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.”

        • You're the first girl I have ever talked to.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        • Just bored, the girls here are basic as fuck. (I don't really like this answer, looking for a better one. Sounds sort of butt hurt).

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        • I don't kiss and tell (I like it but it is also cliche)

        • That's my bushiness (with a stern voice, used for girls who feel too comfortable and you want to show who's in charge)

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        • Tonight? Probably not

        [–]Daisy_DukeNukem 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” laugh I'm not sure... want to find out?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Why, are you afraid of the competition?

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Yeah, my life sucks. I just keep winning all the time. (stole that from Trump)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” More than you have. (this works better with straight girls, otherwise bi girls actually start comparing with you)

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” I'll tell you later. (if she insists) yes, but you're still my favorite.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” laugh haha okay.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” You'd think he's a top but he's actually a bottom.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Well this won't count, come on.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Lucky for you, I'm a special case.

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” It's just that ever since I lost 6 of my buddies at the DMV, I get flashbacks whenever I wait. The concrete jungle calls out to me as the sound of fax machines echo in the distance.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Sure we won't (shit eating grin)

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Yeah sure (de-escalate to just making out, try later)

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” What are you talking about, I'm not paying you.

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? If the HB9 has a friend at the club, start hitting on her and ignore the HB9. Otherwise find the closest girl within viewing distance of her and start flirting.

        Question: I recently got these shit-tests (from various girls):

        "You know, I'm actually getting married, right?"

        "Can we do something besides 'netflix and chill'?"

        "What do you mean hang out, you can't even drink yet."

        Didn't exactly know how to handle those. Also I'd like feedback for Q (1, 6, 7, 11, 15) or any of them that seem weak.

        [–]Gr8er_Intellect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hmmmm. Off the top of my head:

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        A: Why? You wanna play?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.”

        A: Only the hot ones.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Really? Why don't you make me smile then?

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        How many girls have YOU slept with?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Not really... how about you?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        1. Are you a game?

        2. Hey, I'm more creative than that.

        3. Nah, just tired from last night.

        4. Never been to school, i don't know how to count

        5. Are you jealous?

        Ok maybe i'll give intermediate a shot

        1. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body yeah

        2. ugh

        3. Oh yeah? What's his age? (Analyze eye body language and interval until she trades an answer - if obvious made up number) Yeah you're lying, cut the bullcrap with me.

        4. not one so idk how to respond

        5. laugh and leave.

        [–]dj10show 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        • (1) Nope, I just crush a lot

        • (2) Just you, you're so special. In fact, in fact let's go get married right now!

        • (3) My goldfish just died. He was my best friend, my confidante. (really no idea what I would say here)

        • (4) Roughly 97% of the female population of this city.

        • (5) I wouldn't consider Taylor Swift just anyone.

        • (6) I sure am (in effeminate voice, while doing that hand/wrist gesticulation)

        • (7) I know, I'm gonna go hit on him after I'm done with you.

        • (8) Same here. All the cool kids are doing it.

        • (9) I don't date <insert obvious neg>, but yet here we are.

        • (10) next.

        • (11) I'll wait for the next 1000 years (amplify physicality)

        • (12) Good. I'm trying to be chaste for Jesus!

        • (13-15) No idea, and this is where I've been failing recently.

        • (Bonus) Next and find someone else.

        [–]ificandoityoucant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Is that a question or a compliment?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        What you thought I'm gonna make up something new for every girl I talk to? I'm just not that creative.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I just tweeted something and nobody retweeted it, I'm so lonely. Buy me a drink.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        I'm not good with numbers, so I stopped counting after 500 but my secretary keeps records, I'll hook you up.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        I wasn't planning on having a 3some today but if that's what you want...

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Whoa, you're not one of those chicks with dicks people are you?!

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        You should see him naked.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Do you suffer from schizophrenia?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        I'm not sure I buy that.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        That's cool, I'm not good with numbers remember? You can type it out on my phone, it has a 2Ghz CPU and 128GB of space available.

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Me too. I hate it when people get angry when I'm just a short hour late.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Then stop staring at my dick.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Ok then I'll tell you my biggest secret. I like Justin Bieber.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        What do you mean?

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Not just some whore alright.

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Go to him and ask his name. Then "Oh hey look over there Byron, a helicopter's running". Big guys are usually dumb so he buys it. Hit him with bottle on his head. He's down. HB9 sees how smart and alpha I am and decide to have sex with me in the restroom before the cops arrive and take me to jail.

        [–]stawek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” I play pipes. Come to my place and I let you blow them.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Only half, the other half I comment on nice ass.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” "I'm SAD, I'm SAD" sung to "i'm BAD"

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” want it rounded to the nearest hundred?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Not today, no.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Yeah, when I look in mirror I'd fuck myself.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” If you're suggesting a threesome my place is empty tonight.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Call him in the morning to make breakfast for us.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Me neither

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” looks like the time come to change your habits

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” I know a guy like that, will put a good word for you.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Fine, I'll bring cigars

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Which part of me exactly will you start at?

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” I will fuck you very slowly then.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Good, i wasn't going to pay you anyway.

        [–]Red_SoloCup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        1: Yep.
        2: Only the ones I think it'll work on ;)
        3: Yeah. You haven't bought me a drink yet and it's a bummer.
        4: Today?
        5: Yeah, got a date with her when we're done here.

        6: What day is it? check watch Nah, only on Thursdays.
        7: I know, I want his dick like so bad.
        8: ignore
        9: Who said I wanted to date?
        10: That's adorable.

        11: When I want something, I don't wait.
        12: Oh yeah? cocky grin
        13: My name is Red_SoloCup, nice to meet you.
        14: Oh, you like it slow? I'll remember that... 15: Not with that attitude you aren't ;)

        Bonus: Find another.

        [–]throwitofftheboat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        "Yes, why do you ask?"

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        "Yeah I bet you do too"

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        "I'm being crushed under the weight of my own genius."

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        "68"

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        "Oh yeah, I see a lot of people every day. Don't you?"

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        "The gayest"

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        "Yeah he is, I'd fuck the ever living SHIT out him."

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        "Oh, that's cool."[Continue conversation]

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        -eh, I got nothin.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        "You're funny"

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        "Wait for what?"

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        "Yeah no, were definitely not having sex" [If making out, continue to escalate]

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        -another tough one

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        "Yeah you're right" [Back down for half a second then continue to escalate]

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        "Yeah I bet your not" /s

        [–]1bradyo2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        ROUND 1

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        "I'm not at liberty to say, but you can ask one of my other girlfriends"

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        "That's cause it works"

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        "Yeah I am, my Girlfriend broke up with me today cause she found out that I was cheating on her with 7 other girls at the same time" (+ shit-eating grin at the end)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        "I've lost count. At least 12. Today"

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        "Yeah I have a few dates booked from 4-8 this evening but if we're quick I could probably squeeze you in the 5.30 til 6 slot"

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        "I'm not, but my Boyfriend is"

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        "aww yeah he's such a nice guy, he once wrote a song for his childhood sweetheart and sang it to her after he followed her to University and they graduated together (or other beta thing "Chad" actually did), heartless bitch rejected him right there"

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        "So...?" (Classic)

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        "Neither do I, but I'm giving you a chance!"

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        "I wasn't asking..."

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        "I once waited outside the Gym for 45 minutes in the freezing cold cause I wanted to be the first one in. Difference here is that I know I'm not the first one in" (walk away)

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        "Who said anything about having sex? I just wanted to eat some ice cream, watch frozen with you and talk about our hopes and dreams till we fall asleep" (Again, shit eating grin needed here)

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        "Oh, I thought you were a much more impulsive person than that :("

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Would probably just de-escalate and restart to be perfectly honest

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        "I know, you're MY special little whore"

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Ignore completely, find the girl in the room hotter than her (or her mate will do) and get with her

        [–]Scarlet_Arbiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        1. and 11. are hilarious, may have to steal those and try em out.

        [–]Buchloe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        1 yeah 2 and you're flattered to be included amongst them 3 I'm just upset that you're talking to me 4 you mean besides my grandma? None yet. 5 probably 6 no I just suck dick for fun 7 yeah? here, let me introduce you 8 sweeeet. He can lick my ass hole while we fuck 9 I don't either, but you seem different from the rest 10 it's not a gift if I pay you 11 cool 12 cool 13 cool 14 cool 15 cool Bonus round- high five the dude

        [–]Gunsgoblazing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        1) Yes, I am excellent at playing soccer. 2) Only the ones who are six and above. wink 3) It's tough being gorgeous like me. 4) Today? Hmm, not many, just 2. 5) Woah! Easy there, tiger.

        I'm new so tell me how I handled these please. Been lurking here for quite a while now.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I'm still pretty purple, and decided to write these before reading the rest of the comments as not to influence my answers, in a better attempt to gauge where i am on the blue-red scale. I was stumped by a couple of these, and look forward to seeing all your answers. Great game! This will definitely be helpful to new comers to explain shit tests and common ways for them to be defeated!

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” (Are you good with women?) "Yes, and i play to win."

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” (Treat me like a snowflake) "All of them? Yup!"

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” (Be sad nerd!) "I'm just thinking about how sore your body is going to be tomorrow." stupid grin

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” (Again, are you good with women?) "All of them."

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” (Will i have to compete for your attention/resources?) "I see people every day."

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Why? Do you have a gay best friend fetish or something?

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” You bet he is! Want me to introduce you two? (If he's really my friend, then i don't have a problem playing wingman)

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” (Can you steal me away?) So what?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” (You're not attractive enough for your age) Neither do i, we have so much in common!

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” (idk what to say to this one, other than to shrug and walk away. If she's unwilling to give me her number, than she's probably not that interested)

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” (I want as much as i can without putting in any effort) "I'm looking for someone who's actually worth waiting for. So far no good."

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” (I'm not a slut) "Of course, we're not having sex!" (Proceed to escalate until "We're not having sex, but im going to put on this condom anyway" "We're not having sex, but i'm going to put just the tip in...")

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” (i don't know if you're a BB or an AF) "And destroy the mystery?!"

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” (Im not a slut) Say nothing, escalate as normal, just in slow-mo.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” (not for you, at least not yet) "Great, because i don't pay for sex. Now take off your clothes."

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? Shrug, find a HB6-8 and dance or make conversation elsewhere. Either the 9 will float back, or an opportunity to chat her up again later will present itself. There's so many girls in this club though, i may just forget about her completely.

        [–]thongstain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Damn right I am.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        I don't talk to girls.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I haven't been laid in an hour.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        It'll be 51 in about an hour

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Better question is who ARENT I seeing?

        INTERMEDIATE

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Like Freddy Mercury at a cock convention

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yup, I doubt he'd talk to you though.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Sucks to be him.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Good thing I'm a ginger. (True story)

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        I'm pretty sure a phone number has more than one digit

        ADVANCED

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        That sounds about as exciting as watching grass grow

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Yeah no way, not with attitude.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        I'd like to get to know you too. Just after I meet your vagina

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Fine I'm going to bed then

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        The kind who likes reverse cowgirl

        BONUS ROUND: HB9 grinding on bigger guy? HB9s don't roam alone. I would go find her friend

        [–]kinpsychosis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Don't have much time but this seemed like fun, gonna go with Intermediate:

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Only if I am not interested in the girl approaching me.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Why don't you hit on him? He is usually a lot easier than I am.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Hey, it is a little early to be calling me that.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Little boys: well good, I think that is illegal

        Old men: Hey, I am still incredible in bed, I just need to watch out for my fake hip.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        I promise I am not a telemarketer.

        [–]kitso78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: "Are You a player?"

        Ya, I play a lot of games, monopoly is my favorite.

        Question 2: "Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls"

        Who is this "all the girls" fella? Weird name.

        Question 3: "What's the matter? You look so sad."

        I'm depressed because my imaginary friend left me.

        Question 4: "How many girls have you slept with?"

        Does my mom count? I used to sleep with here when I was little. Luckily, I got over that one during eighth grade.

        Question 5: "Are you seeing anyone else?"

        Yea, I see alot of people. Like that guy right over there.

        [–]revhappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: "Are You a player?" Not a player, I just crush a lot.

        Question 2: "Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls" Yeah... and they usually like it

        Question 3: "What's the matter? You look so sad." This is my 'oh shit how do I avoid her' face

        Question 4: "How many girls have you slept with?" I lost count

        Question 5: "Are you seeing anyone else?" I try to see everyone that's in my view

        Intermediate:

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Only if you're a tranny

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” I know right, I've considered switching teams just for him

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Good for you (slightly condescending)

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Yeah? same here.. we have that in common

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” All good, I'll just charm you some more then, til you do.

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Wow, you must be a special snowflake (mockingly)

        [–]gigitygigitygoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        I play the field well enough.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Only the ones worth my time.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I just realized I forgot to get milk.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Enough to know what to look for in a woman.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Whoa whoa whoa. I didn't know we were already seeing each other.

        ────────

        Intermediate

        ────────

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        I only watch lesbian porn. What does that make me?

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        So is your friend. We should swap.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        That's nice.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        I only date women in their prime too. How old are you?

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        How do I know if you're worth calling yet?

        ────────

        Advanced

        ────────

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Are you worth waiting for?

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Try your hardest but I don't fuck on the first date.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        I live with my parents. Let's go to their place and check out some photo albums.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        I like it slow too. You like Barry Manilo?

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        I wouldn't be talking to you right now if I thought you were.

        ────────

        Bonus Round

        ────────

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Move on and work the field.

        [–]GraphicSeniorNudity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Shit tests are tough for me. I never feel quick enough on the uptake, but here goes the first thing that popped into my mind.

        1. Player is not a big enough word. I am the golden god!
        2. Well, I mean, it is pretty hard to talk to somebody without saying that… Shit.
        3. I listened to Drake today…
        4. If I get two more the next one’s free!
        5. I can’t lie to you. I’m having an affair with Taylor Swift. We’ve kept it hidden for so long but I don’t care anymore, I want the world to know about our love.

        6. Are you not?

        7. Laugh in a sort of depreciating way.* Yeah, he gets that a lot.

        8. Me too. Wait…You don’t think it’s the same guy right? Quick, what’s his name?

        9. Me either.

        10. I feel like we’ve grown apart.

        11. I’m pro at waiting. This one time I went to disneyland and waited in line for the pirates of the Caribbean for like 40 minutes. I didn’t cry or nothin.

        12. ignore

        13. I was raised in the suburbs in _____ I like soccer, movies, fast cars, good clothes, whiskey, and you. What else you need to know?

        14. begin moving in slow motion.

        15. Well that’s a relief, I don’t have any cash.

        Bonus Round. Tell him thanks for keeping it warm for me, take her arm and go get drinks or something elsewhere in the club. Up dread game and flirt with other women the rest of the night.

        In all seriousness I probably don’t have the balls to pull off that last one but it’s fun to think about.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        This is quality content. Hoping you can let the masses take the other side of this game as well, in other words, I'd like to hear some more actual shit tests. These are great and all, but they're kind of cliche in TRP world.

        edit: Might as well take the first 5 while I'm here.

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Where'd you hear that?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Hey, it's worked so far.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        (ignore, change the subject)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        At the same time?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        I don't do relationships.

        [–]An_All-Beef_Engineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        How do you not just walk away from Questions 11-15?

        [–]Gunnilingus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        1."Are you a player?"

        "Is the pope Catholic?"

        2."Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls."

        "Not yet. I'm only about halfway through all the girls."

        3."What's the matter? You look so sad."

        "A fortune cookie told me a woman in a bar (or wherever you are) would bring me great misfortune."

        4."How many girls have you slept with?"

        "I'm not sure exactly. Definitely less than 10% of them."

        5."Are you seeing anyone else?"

        "Yeah, but don't worry, none of them are here right now"

        6."Are you gay?"

        "I doubt it. But maybe I just haven't met the right bro."

        7."Wow. Your friend Chad is hot."

        "All my friends are hot, hanging around ugly people is such a downer."

        8."I have a boyfriend."

        "Cool, companionship is great. I have a dog myself."

        9."I don't date little boys/old men"

        "I'll have you know my mom says I'm very mature for my age."/"You should show a little gratitude to a man who fought for your freedom in World War One"

        10."Sorry, I don't just give out my number."

        "That's ok, I was just being polite."

        11."I'm looking for someone whose not afraid to wait."

        "I'm not afraid, I just have a short attention span."

        12."...and just so you know, we're not having sex."

        "Of course not! You haven't even met my parents!"

        13."Sorry. I need to get to know you first."

        "I'm just not comfortable getting to know someone I haven't seen naked."

        14."Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let's take things slow."

        "Ok." Completely stop all intimacy, turn on the T.V., pull out phone, etc.

        15."What kind of girl do you think I am? I'm not some whore!"

        "I know, but let's role play a little, it'll be fun."

        Bonus: Ignore them completely, go hit on other girls. If you see the guy alone when he's going to get drinks or something, strike up a little banter, tell a joke, make him laugh or give him a high five for some reason. Above all don't pay attention to the girl unless she comes back to you.

        [–]bartmanfadi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        Round 1

        basic:

        1) "Are you a player?" Yeah, I'm the best Call of Duty player in the world (have a little smirk on my face)

        2)"Yeah, I beat you say that to all the girls," No, You're the only girl I've said it to tonight unless you give me a reason to say it to another

        3)"whats the matter, you look so sad?" This is not sadness young one, this is depression. The goons over there can't dance and I think I need a therapist to prescribe me some anti depressants

        4)"How many girls have you slept with?" 0. "No! Really!" I've slept with 0 tonight.

        5)"Are you seeing anyone else": Yeah, Do you see the guy with the chequered shirt, I can see him but I can't see his face.

        Intermediate

        6) "Are you Gay?" Shnookums, If I was gay, I wouldn't have a rampaging boner, worthy of odin's spirit

        im at work, ill do the rest when i get back home

        Edit: back at home

        7)"wow, your friend Chad is hot:" (i'm not really sure how to respond to this but in essence, something along the lines of) 'ignoring her & a bit of a staunch'

        8) " I have a boyfriend" (not really sure most likely walk away)

        9)" I don't date little boys/old men" Glad we can agree on something together

        10) "Sorry, I don't give out my number" your loss

        11) "I'm looking for someone that's not afraid to wait" Check phone, wait 10 seconds, Fuck i'm patient

        12) "...just so you know, we aren't having sex" Ofcoarse we aren't sweetheart whilst i smirk and tickle her

        13) "sorry, I need to get to know you first" I like noodles and big yellow dogs, Lets go

        14)"stop stop, this is going too fast i need to take things slow" This is fast and furious not slow and delirious

        15)"what kind of girl do you think I am, im not some whore" Of coarse you aren't, you're a little snowflake (pinch her nose)

        [–]RedPharaohRising 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Too weird, except for 5.

        1/6 are just pure cringe.

        3 - what are you, 70? "young one"? Don't give long winded explanations.

        4 - unlikely you'll get the follow up, don't count on it.
        You might if she's already interested/ you're high smv

        2 - probably only in isolation and if she's a good girl gone wild type, not the rampaging bar sluts.

        Watch more comedy, it'll help you improve.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        1) I let the trail of broken hearts speak for itself.

        2)You have the most beautiful eyes, I don't suppose anyone's told you that before.

        3)Nah just that booty over there is so fine it brought a tear to my eye.

        4)Just the "girl's race" ones, or the others too?

        5)I don't look for serious relationships but I'm always open.

        6)Was it my sense of fashion that tipped you off?

        7)Yeah, it's a shame about what he did to his twin.

        8)Is he a cop? Because if he is, you have to tell me or it's entrapment.

        9)What a coincidence, I don't date.

        10) Take a chance then.

        11) Well I'm very passionate, it's like patience but better.

        12) I have nothing if not the best intentions. * continue to escalate*

        13) Don't worry, you'll get to know me very well.

        14) Don't worry it's only moving so fast because it feels so right.

        15) It's not a job if you're doing it because you enjoy it.

        Bonus: amog him by invading personal space " I see you've met"...", thanks for keeping her warm for me."

        [–]pookie513 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” I only play with your emotions.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Just the ones I'm trying to leave raising my kids.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Your sister caught her flight already....?

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” All of em. Cept the ones I haven't.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Yeah. Only naked tho. Rarely see them with my people present


        Intermediate


        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Only when your around./Your father IS a mansterpiece... Tell me YOU haven't thought about it...

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” That guy fucks./ I ain't gay, but I'd fucking wreck him.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Does he know that?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Me either!

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” I'll just take it. You can tell people you don't know how I got it.


        Advanced


        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” I'll pick you up Friday.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Aight.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” My name's Pookie.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” I'm not asking for your hand in marriage here....

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Me either! Well, if you got some chicken....

        I'm not worried about all that. We all get down.

        Needless to say, if it happens, sweet. I usually just say whatever to see what I can get away with. I never emphasize results.

        Edit: my first quote/copy/pasta. Formats kinda Fucked.

        [–]DZAIA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        First time post. This sounds like fun. Currently in monk mode but definitely game is my weakest area. This should be good practice. Here goes nothing.

        ROUND 1 Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”>

        • Intense eye contact with wolfish grin, "You'll just have to find out now won't you."

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”>

        • laugh and pinch her cheek with sarcasm, "Aww look at you, you wanna be special."

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”>

        • Smirk with eye contact and small chuckle, "Looks like someone's projecting"

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”>

        • "Hang on, give me a minute." proceed to count on fingers for extended period of time. Enjoy look of horror on girls face. Deliver with smirk, "One"

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”>

        • While pointing to random people "yeah i see you, and her and him and that couple over there." laugh

        • if alone, take off glasses, blink a few times put them back on "Nah, I only see you." laugh

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”>

        • "Only for myself." laugh

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”>

        • "I know right! He's sweating his balls off."

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”>

        • Poker face pressure flip, "So?" or "What's your point?" any response she gives just laugh

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”>

        • "Whew, and here i thought you were a pedophile/necrophile"

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”>

        • "Oh cool, so you just want to skip right to the fucking" laugh

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”>

        • Intense eye contact in silence without blinking until she looks away uncomfortably, "See, I can wait." Escalate

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”>

        • Ignore and escalate. or Ignore and continue like I didn't hear her. If she persists to acknowledge that I heard her respond with, "Hmmm, oh sorry I have this thing where I don't hear bullshit."

        • "Oh cool! So you're into sodomy." or "Oh cool! So you like anal." laugh

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”>

        • "Sorry. Do you remember my name?" she replies, "Your Name" "See you know me already, now remember to scream it out during sex." laugh (I think this one is risky because it depends on the correct response from her or for her to play along)

        • "Didn't you figure it out yet? You know me! I'm the man in your dreams!" (This one feels a little corny)

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”>

        • "Don't worry, I can do it again if you miss it the first time." laugh

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”>

        • Grab her by the arms and hold her arms length apart. Give her a look up and down with a puzzled look on your face. "Who are you and what have you done with Name!?!?!" Laugh (feels like this one could blow up in your face not sure what to do here.)

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?>

        Honestly, I don't know. In real life I would probably move on and vow never to use the bathroom again.

        If I had to answer...and I had a giant pair of steel balls, I would say hi to the bigger dude tell him thanks for keeping my girl warm take her hand and pull her away towards me.

        W000t that was fun can't wait for round 2.

        Edit. Damn formatting

        [–]Praecipuus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” I like to think of myself more like a pimp.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Yeah, that was a pretty awesome line, even for me.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” It's... it's... it's your hair. There, I said it.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” You mean today? Not many... things have been pretty quiet so far.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Well yes but we're not facebook official.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Only on Sundays. Rent can be so expensive in this city...

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” I know, right? Here's his phone number. I've actually done this once. Worked like a charm.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” We've just met. Why are you already telling me about your problems? saw this somewhere and it's brilliant so I kept it.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Right? Me neither.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Are you planning on charging me for it?

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Oh I'm your guy, then. I stood in a supermarket line for 20 min just to buy a can of beans and some sparkling water, once.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” I know, right? We should definitely change that.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” I like red wine, good steak and frisky girls. Good, we got that out of the way.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” I just leave. Too much hassle.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” I just leave. Too much hassle.

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? Uh... leave?

        [–]SarsaparillaCorona 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        "Of course, why else would I be talking to someone exactly like you"

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        "Only the ones dumb enough not to notice"

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        "dramatically* Ever since my wife left me I've been a mess." (I'm 18, so it's impossible)*

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        "Enough to know what I'm doing and not too many that I'm bored with it."

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        "Today or this week?"

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        "Yes, my standards are just impossibly high."

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        "You should see his girlfriend"

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        "So do I, maybe we could have a playdate together"

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        "And I don't date judgemental bitches and yet here we are"

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        "So do the feats of strength come before or after the gauntlet of fire?"

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        "I can see why you're still looking."

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        "Thank fuck, for a moment there I thought I'd have to put out because you bought me a drink."

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        "I'm a Virgo, my shoe size is 10, I secretly like flat coke and my favourite colour is mauve. Better?"

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Oooooooooookkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy iiiiiiisssssss tttttthhhhhiiiiiiisssssss sssssssllllllloooooowwwwww eeeeennnnnooouuuugggghhhhh?"

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        "You should consider it, I hear it pays really well."

        This is all assuming I HAVE to come back with an answer, in many scenarios here I can see myself not answering.

        BONUS: With creepy accent "Oh yessss, (Name of girl or 'gurllll') he will do perrrrfectly" runs finger along his shoulder

        [–]SargentHaztagaspacho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Here goes (beginner):

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        -Totally, isn't it obvious? (With a smirk/don't give a damn smile)

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        -Since it's worked so well it's a favorite.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        -Yeah, I'm gonna go home, watch Titanic and cry myself to sleep with ice cream.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        -1, 2, 3, (mumbling numbers) uhhhh crap, I lost count.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        -Well, yeah (with a little nod) but we're not official...

        [–]xfLyFPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I'm sure some of these will be cringe material, be gentle.


        Basic


        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Oh no, my cover has been blown.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Correct, and they just fucking love it.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Mommy made me do my bed after she dragged some girl out of there.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        What makes you think I can remember every single girl I've met?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Mommy doesn't allow me to have girlfriends yet. Don't tell her that we're talking right now, I don't want my ass bruised again.


        Intermediate


        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        No, but my boyfriend is. (saw this one on TRP a year ago I think)

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yeah, he's a chode.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Damn, do I feel sorry for you.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Too afraid to experiment?

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        [This one made me stare at the screen like a retard for a good 5 minutes, never encountered this] You're so dirt poor you can't even afford a phone? You can come clean my house and cook me a nice meal, I pay good.


        Advanced


        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        And you're looking for someone who's not afraid to escalate. Waiting and escalation don't work together, do they?

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        That's fantastic, I thought you were going to rape me.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        I don't do interviews.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        We haven't even reached top speed yet.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Excellent, I left my wallet at home/in the car.


        Bonus Round


        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Bullet dodged. Get another girl and make sure the HB9 sees me dance with the other girl. Bonus points if the other girl is more attractive than her. In any case, the HB9 doesn't exist anymore as far as I'm concerned.

        [–]philovivero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Does a player get whatever he wants? (delivery: entitled)

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Girls like it when I say things to them. (delivery: whimsical as if remembering last week and, if circumstances permit, looking around with a sigh of satisfaction while looking at all the other females nearby)

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Don't tell me I'm not gay. I will decide my sexual preferences. (delivery: obvious and false bravado, as if about to step onto the battlefield)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Too many, but if I find the right one, she might convince me to go for one more. (delivery: light and happy)

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Of course I am! Wait, were you thinking...? (delivery: point at her, then myself, then her, then myself)

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        It isn't gay if the balls don't touch. (delivery: vague hand motions illustrating an impossible-to-identify sex move)

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        I try not to look. The fire he stirs in me... (delivery: hand on heart - immediate new conversation topic)

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Well, I hope he never meets my girlfriend. She would probably chew him up and spit him out. (delivery: genuine concern for the well-being of someone in danger)

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Don't let that get to you. You'll get better. It just takes practice. (delivery: genuine concern for her lack of experience)

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Phones are so 1950's. If I want to chat with a girl I just go to the kitchen. (delivery: anchor to 1950's somehow - then, assuming I'd actually just asked her for her number, tell her fine, just call me instead, and have her dial my phone)

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Wait... for what? You don't mean...? (delivery: point at her, me, her, me as above)

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        THANK YOU for getting that out of the way. (delivery: genuine relief and gratitude) That takes the pressure off. You don't need to prove yourself to me, and I can learn about you without trying to get behind the mask.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Oh, I have a great way to do that. Let's start with how awesome I am. Ask me three questions. (delivery: extreme confidence)

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Of course. Let's go hang out with your friends again for a while. I really like [insert name/description of one of the friends]. (delivery: depending on situation, sit/relax don't move and start in again on your kino, or actually follow through and demonstrate some high SMV with friends)

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        (I assume this breaks some early kissing moment) I'm just checking to see if your lips work. I fix kiss malfunctions. Put that away! Something like this shouldn't be spoiled with money. Just knowing I've helped you is enough.

        Bonus Round: HB9 grinds on another dude.

        (if she tries to actively involve me in the situation before I have a chance to move on as if I didn't notice it, then)... I didn't know you were a mountain climber! Cheers! (delivery: hold beverage high as if toast, then immediately open another girl, probably using this situation as the opener)

        [–]RedPharaohRising 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” - Only Monday Wednesday Fridays / Asks the sore loser..

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”
        - Yeah, and all the guys, too.
        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”
        - How drunk are you?
        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”
        - Today?
        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”
        - That's classified information, come earn your clearance.

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”
        - I wasn't till I met you (shit eating grin)
        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”
        - I hate the packers. Let's go dance.
        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”
        - I have a puppy.
        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”
        - What's it like being single all the time?
        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”
        - Alright, I'll get some hoops you can jump through first.

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”
        - Less talking, more dancing. You're killing the vibe!
        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”
        - Uh huh
        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”
        - You get three questions.
        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”
        - Cool (get back to netflix)
        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”
        - I knew your stripper boots were fake.

        Bonus: Find someone else. Psssh

        Disclaimer: I don't know how many of these I could pull off IRL, but I'm a wiseass sober and IDGAF when I'm drunk.

        [–]CynicsChoice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Well, now that I'm good and drunk like a regular bar environment. Let me embarrass myself with my throwaway internet account:

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        I'll play a song if you want. I don't have my guitar though.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        I do. I have a 93% success rate.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I was counting the days till the end.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        More than you!

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        I can see most people just fine! You're a little fuzzy though. Come a little closer...

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        I can prove otherwise. Let me show you.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        I know, right? I fucked him twice.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        -- nope, choked on self-imposed time limit. I always stay silent on this one.--

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Me neither! Peace!

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        urk. This one's hard.

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Time limit.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Look, if you don't want to meet my friends, just say so. Don't lead me on.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Time limit

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Do you think that's what they said on the titanic? Of course not! All speed ahead!

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Hey, I'M the whore here. Don't overstep your bounds, dear.

        [–]Donny577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Round 1

        1. Yeah I play basketball, football, and soccer

        2. only ones that come and watch me play

        3. My pet goldfish died

        4. at the same time? (then ignore the question)

        5. including my hand?

        Round 2

        1. For John stamos (if she doesnt get this then it makes this way easier)

        2. I don't know how to answer this one I've always had bad answers honestly.

        3. I have other dates

        4. I have benjamin buttons disease (I would honestly say this if a woman ever said this to me)

        5. I never have to ask

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It's 2am here and I just destroyed 10-12 hours of productive studying. This shit probably won't make much sense but here goes.


        BASIC

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Depends if you're the game ;)

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Puhleasee, I've never touched a girl before [with a completely straight face]

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Yeah, my pet just died. I'm looking for substitutes to cuddle with. [insert smirk here]

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        That's like asking how many stars are in the sky. What do I look like, NASA?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Pause, and look at her sensually with a smirk. Oh, I'm seeing pretty clearly right now...


        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Don't tell anyone... [she leans inward in anticipation], sometimes I can't keep my eyes off this guy at the gym -- then I realized, oh, it's the mirror.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        You're looking the wrong way, hun [smirk, good chance to kino here -- if we've established good enough rapport I'd even lightly tilt her head my way]

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Does he... treat you well? [while looking at her with a shit-eating smirk, imagining her tied up on your bed, thinking "...I sure won't"].

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Realllyy? Damn gasp [hand on shoulder, pull her slightly in] we have sooo much in common!

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        Ooh playing hard to get eh? [sarcastic tone] That's understandable for someone like you [baiting her to qualify, e.g. prompts her to ask "what do you meaannnn?"]


        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        The pet store is two blocks away.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        You're right, no we're not [while looking at her with a smirk].

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Good thing for you, my life's an open book. [obviously not lol, but gives her a bit of plausible deniability]

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        depends what the situation is, I'm assuming during my sexual advances. In which case, I'd respond physically instead of verbally -- e.g. slowing down my movements to tease her like running my fingers up her thigh while leaning towards her as if to kiss her, feeling her hot breath close to me but holding back until she caves in, then I withdraw (again to tease her)

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        No... you're not. [actually have a sincere tone this time, tone down on my cockiness, hold both her hands in mine with the most charming smile you can pull off]... I can tell you have a really good heart.

        Last one worked on one of my exes, she had some LMR on the first or second date, and that right there shows I'm a non-judgemental guy and she can be the whore she really wants to be, without the social repercussions. selective honesty to disarm victim

        [–]DarkuSchneider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        (always self amused 40 yr old DGAF attitude and I live by a warriors saying: Never let them see you bleed.)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” - Depends. Are you just a game? (I once picked up a girls arm like she was a slot machine and pretended like I was about to drop a quarter down her cleavage while using this answer but I knew her some already.)

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” - Riiiiight (chuckle) just like you say that to all the guys...but seriously blah blah blah...

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” - Nah, was thinking about a friend I was visiting earlier. You ever have one of those friends that gets into mischief?(sly grin)

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” - Probably more than you...hmm players, now scores... You a gamer girl or something? Not judging if you are? What's your high score gamer girl? (I might nickname her that for the rest of the interaction when I want to tease depending on her reactions)

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” - Not exclusively and they don't care.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” - No I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Why you really a t-girl or something?

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” - Yeah. If I was gay I would fuck him too. Almost did by accident in a threesome once but that's another story you'll have to earn.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” - Are you mad at him?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” - Intimidated? I senses you have been searching for something in vain. Sure you are looking in the right place?

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” - How does anyone call you out for a night of fun?

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” - For what? Call me when you want to chill.(exit stage right)

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” - I like optimism, slow down speed racer.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” - What do you think we are doing now?

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” - Maybe you are right, I should sleep. Call me when you are ready to see me. Have a good night....(leave/boot her out she has to call you or next) Note: My personal rule lighthearted coy LMR is one thing but if she specifically uses the words stop or no especially repeatedly then it's false rape accusation bait. Too many others girls that are DTF to risk legal drama. This happened to a friend and she won the ruse and he is in jail guilty as charged; fuck that shit.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” - I am relieved I did not mis-judge you because that's why I asked you out. I can't be with anyone who is afraid or ashamed of their body. Call me if you agree, later.

        Shrug Most of the advanced ones are walk away scenarios to me. If they want to fuck you they will or don't let them waste your time until they do. IMHO

        [–]Gelu_sf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Ok, let's do this.

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        I've won some tournaments back in the day, but I don't like to brag.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Never took you for a gambler. What else do you bet on?

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I wonder if my pet fish took his algae pills today

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        A1: 879923

        A2: <<Cue in overly theatrical sad face>> You know.. I have this condition.. I can't fall asleep with somebody else in my bed.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Yea... I'm watching that guy behind you.. he ain't getting laid today

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Flaming!

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        This one gets the ignore treatment

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        A1: Me too! They should totes meet and bake cupcakes

        A2: I hope he's open minded/not jealous

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        This one is strange.. since I don't fall into any of these categories, but..

        I'm the same. We'll be discreet

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        A1:Of course not. So what is it ?

        A2:Do you do Morse code?

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        Me too. But while they wait we won't

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Do you always make it sound so dirty ? <<smirk>>

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        I'm x, nice to meet you. I love cats and fish. Now that we got that out of the way...

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Apart from doing a hard back-turn I've also had success with continuing to push forward in slow-motion. REALLY FUCKING SLOW MOTION. Got giggles when they caught on.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        Why do you ask questions if you answer them yourself?

        [–]1naMlliPdeR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” --- Yes (with confidence and a smile)

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” --- Is that a problem?

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” --- I'm bored. Follow me to x/y location.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” --- I've run out of fingers to count. Can I borrow yours?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” --- Nothing serious.

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” --- Absolutely (Grab her waist and playfully pull her in with a flirty smile)

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” --- He's also a fantastic cook (open avenue to maybe take her + someone else to his place later in the night for "cooking")

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” --- Smile and say "I know". Continue like nothing happened.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” --- She's insulted me, high risk/high reward with strong body language get into her personal space and whisper "who said anything about dating?".

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” --- While this would be a next, if I wanted to push it, I'd say "You're just out of practice" (James bond reference).

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” --- Smile and ignore. Continue with whatever else was on topic.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” --- "of course not" with a smile.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” --- "Here, let's play a game" (ask her to give me her hand, nice kino/touch, play a guessing game, etc, whatever rapport routine one feels like doing)

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” --- I assume this is already at her place/mine/wherever. Back off a bit and say "Gonna get a drink, want something?".

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” --- Depends on so many variables, what we're doing, where we are at, her body language and tone. Hard to answer this one.

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? --- Hard one, don't know. In real life if I like her I'd just go up to her and slap her on the ass playfully as she's grinding with him and say "there you are" with a smile. She should stop and reciprocate smile, I'll pull her in and whisper something like "Did he warm you up for me?". But that's because I compete in Martial arts and am very big, so I don't really get intimidated by other guys physically.

        To clarify on bonus, I'm assuming all questions here were "how would you act if your goal was to fuck her". So I assume "walking away/nexting/passing" was not an option (not something you wanted to do).

        [–]solarcon6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” You want to play? :)

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Please, you don't need to feel so... ordinary...

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Just thinking about some problems of the global world.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Sorry, but this is none of your bussiness.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Yes (wouldn't lie) (if she keeps asking) You want us to have a relationship?

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Are you stupid? :)

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” He's mine!

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Sorry to say that so bluntly, but it doesn't really bother me right now. We are not jumping straight into relationship, are we?

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” You are right. It makes no sense wasting your time on wrong men.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” (ignore, try again later)

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” I'm not afraid :) (ignore)

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” (ignore)

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Let's introduce ourselves to each other...

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” (ignore carefully)

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Whore? :( No! You are nasty little princess!

        [–]PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Bonus Round:

        Make eye contact with her, raise an eyebrow, and shake your head in a dissapointed fashion. Then leave and go wait at the bar or out for a smoke until she crawls back to you, trying to convince you she's not a slut.

        Women feed on approval even more than attention, you can turn this shit test around so that SHE needs to chase YOU back. "I didn't think you were that kind of girl. I must have been mistaken." Stops her shit in it's tracks.

        [–]riverraider69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Good exercise. Makes me realize how weak my game actually is.

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Why, thank you!

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Only the pretty ones.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        I'm thinking about puppies...

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        You mean this week?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        Sure. Lots of people. I'm very social.

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        Unfortunately not. Just think of all the sex...

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        Yeap, nice ass.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        I have several. We have a lot in common.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        What do you mean by old man? The only white hair I have is on my chest.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        That's ok, I can give you mine.

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        I love taking things slow, no sex whatsoever. What're you doing tonight? Let's go to my place, drink wine and talk.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        ignore remark

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        Same here. Let's do unusual/active date activity

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Sure, no problem. [keep doing what I'm doing, maybe slightly dial back for a minute]

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        What's wrong with whores?! I'll let you know I've been a respectable gigolo for many years.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Usually just smile

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        Yeah but you're my favorite

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        Put arm round her and pretend like she didn't say it and just cuddle her like a child and be all like "are you ok, why so sad??? until giggles / tickling

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        Dunno, I don't know I was supposed to be keeping count.

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        (Smile - hold eye contact, wait for her to break / change conversation).

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        usually just Laugh at her. Is such an obvious IOI disguised as a neg, it's literally laughable.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        A&A - tell her something very specific to Chad that is attractive.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        cool

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        who are you Forest Gump? Let's introduce ourselves first then start again. Hi I'm Luke, and you must be Forest, forest Gump.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        Sure. (shit eating grin)

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        I don't think you're any type of girl; you're you, and I'm me. And that's it.

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Laugh. And do not immediately walk away. Stand your ground. Might even stare her out.

        [–]goldenopmissed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I've been working on my game recently. Advice encouraged.

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

        Chuckle.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

        "Okay then, I'll never say that to you again."

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

        "You must have me confused with someone else."

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

        "Enough to know you should be trying harder."

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

        smile "Feeling jealous already?"

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

        "No. Is this your way of telling me you're bisexual?"

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

        "Huh, I didn't expect that from you." Then ignore her for a while. Hopefully explains that this behavior will not be tolerated, and a spanking may be involved later.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

        Earnestly say "Really? Good for you!", as if talking to a child. If pressed, say you didn't expect it, she's not your type.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

        Not really relevant, so I'll do my own Question 9: "You're fat."

        Laugh. "I'll admit, I'm a bit of a beast."

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

        "Sounds good, I don't really use my phone. You'd have to be something special for me to add you as a contact."

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

        "Uh huh." Kiss her.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

        "Uh huh." Kiss her.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

        "Uh huh." Kiss her. "So what do you want to know?"

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        smile "Okay then, I'll go slow." Then kiss her.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

        smile "That's not what I was thinking." Then kiss her like she is a whore.

        Bonus

        I leave before I contract something. Bonus points if I'm her ride home.

        [–]Neroky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        1: "Yeah, I love gaming. What about you?"

        2: "Only the hot ones. Smirk"

        3:"Actually thats my happy face, this is what my sad face looks like." (Start grinning)

        4:"You mean to tell me there are people who count?" (If she still insists:Tries to count with fingers Dunno 25 or something)

        5:"Yup." (Vague question. Vague answer. I see my friends,parents,other women whatever)

        6:"Haha find it out yourself wink."

        7:"Watch out! Don´t burn yourself!"

        8:"Really? Here´s a 100$ bill, oh hold on, nvm. You have a boyfriend." (In case of indirect approach, I just asked for the goddamn time!)

        In my language the word "boyfriend" is just "friend". So she´d say "I have a friend(boyfriend) My answer:"Only one? Now you got two, change subject"

        9:"Aww jeez I really wanted to show you my lego collection, granny." (little boy, if she finds it funny, change subject, built rapport)

        10:No response for thise one. Usually I´d built rapport, make her giggle, show her that I´m cool, create a sense of urgency she might never see me again and then suggest for another meeting. If that still doesn´t work it´s either lack of rapport or she isnt available.

        11:Looks at watch for 5 secs "Damn I´m fearless savage." (Change Subject.)

        12:"Aand here I thought men were the ones thinking only about sex." / "So you are that far ahead in your head already? Did you at least made me a sandwhich?"

        13:(What was the question to lead to this response? I assume it´s a LMR) My answer: "Thats okay." Freeze. Reinitiate.

        14:"Yeah we should." proceeds to do whatever I´m doing at that moment

        15:"You´re cute when you are upset." escalates

        Bonus: Grind the bigger guy, assert my dominance. (Jokes aside, just get another HB9. Never been in clubs before so I can only guess.)

        [–]altjt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” - Good, what's he cooking us for breakfast?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        1. If only you knew
        2. You're the third girl i've said that to tonight.
        3. Why are you projecting you're sadness onto me?
        4. I lost count last month
        5. Yes
        6. No, and you?
        7. Yes he is.
        8. Congratulations
        9. Neither do i, omg we have much in common
        10. Whats makes you think i want it?
        11. Life is too short to wait around.
        12. Not with that attitude
        13. Right? We should know each others life story before taking this further.
        14. Phew, you read my mind. Pretend to go to sleep
        15. What's wrong with whores?

        Bonus. Find some other hot girl.

        [–]TruckerJohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” "Soccer or basketball? I mean, yes to both of those, but please try to use complete sentences."

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Oddly enough I get this from my LTR in the form of: 'oh, is that how you used to treat the old girls?' to which I just say "Well not ALL of them, jeez, some of them didn't need talking to."

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Honestly, fake crying, or making weird noises "asdfghjn blahs, life is harrrrrddddddd." Work just fine. I'm in an LTR, and sometimes this is a legitimate question (unless I misunderstand shit testing as a concept). To which I can calmly say "Nah, I'm not sad, just thinking about [work] etc. No big deal. What's up with you?"

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” I never got that shit test from my LTR at any point in time. Didn't know this was a common/easy level one. My LTR already knows my n-count, but if I had a plate/ONS I'd probably say "Lets play a fun game then. You're gonna have to do some thinking,' alright? - okay. How many guys have you slept with? okay great, not that number, but the real number, then add your age to it. Lol no not that age, your real age."

        (That one would probably be FAR too mean, but idgaf, I like being a dick)

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” "Playing the field gets boring after a while. Some girls think I'm seeing them, but I suppose it depends on how this goes, doesn't it?"


        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” "[gay voice] OMG absolutely not, why would you think that. (lean in) don't tell my Dad though, or shit's gonna get American Beauty."

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” "Yeah! We should play match maker. I think he'd get along great with your friend [name her hottest friend]. I hope it works out for him, gotta look after my boy!"

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” I actually don't wanna fuck with relationships, so I'd probably call her a whore and leave.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” "Oh thank god we're getting this out of the way. i don't date animals, cacti, marbles, or women who don't giggle when A) I tickle them (then tickle her) OR B) talk to them (safer approach)

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” If I asked for it: Oh, this is the part where we keep having an awesome night and I get it later. Alright, that's cool too. If I didn't ask for it: I'm confused, that was a non-sequitor, did I say I wanted it? You must be confused there!


        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” laugh Isn't that cute? OR laugh I don't believe you. touch her leg or shoulder

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Sex? Jesus Christ, [name] I'd need to see a medical record first, because the cooties are really everywhere these days and you can never be too careful.

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Depending on my mood/where we are in the night I'll pick one of the following: A) Alright, Barbara Walters, gimme your lightning round questions. (Then I will proceed tonsure hilariously or absurdly to each question) then I'll continue making out, try again in 5 minutes.

        B) All you need to know is that you can trust me. (if that one fails then it's game over because she doesn't trust you).

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        gay voice Well okay then, let's -slowly- take off that bra there, gasp and -slowly- unclasp it, and gasp -slowly- suck a nipple (keep going for as long as is effective) then: "-quickly- bite her neck and pull her hair and grab a tit or ass and pull he into a different position, preferably closer to you. start having some real fun"

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Wow, you're insecure about that, aren't you? What kind of guy do you think I am that would treat a whore with the disrespect I've treated you tonight?! How rude."

        [–]FailsAtGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic


        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Nah, retired.

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” How much you putting down?

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” I lost my cat.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Is this a competition?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Depends


        Intermediate


        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Want to find out?

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Don't you dare touch my Chad.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Football has a goalie, doesn't mean you cant score

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” When did this suddenly jump to dating?

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Uh huh, if you're expecting me to jump through hoops here, sorry love.


        Advanced


        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” That's cool - What're you doing in the meantime?

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Ssh is okay bby

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” You didn't say that when I offered to buy you a drink.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Wait... You mean you aren't?


        Bonus Round


        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

        Would entirely depend on if I'm running stag or with a posse.

        [–]ShekelBanker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” : Other girls I went out with tell me I'm not. What do you think?

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” : Not my fault the rest fall for the same thing you will just about... now.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” : It's just your impression, but you will cheer me up later.

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” : Would you like a chronological or alphabetic answer?

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” : I am; why, do I feel jealousy?

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” : I have sculpted myself to be the utmost example of male heterosexuality, if that says enough.

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” : I can't gauge how "hot" a guy can be, so I can't tell.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” : I can ask him to join, you know.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” : Why would you ever do that? Can't rationalise with a kid, can't withstand an old person's monologues.

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” : How do you get contacted for meetings and interviews then?

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” : I wonder if you'll say the same if you knew you'll die tomorrow; life's too short to wait out on things to happen.

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” : Amazing, you did not tell me you can be a fortune teller! Is it not too presumptive though?

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” : The feeling is mutual.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” : I see, so we'll do only oral and missionary at first.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” : Sarcasm /on Well, the time has come, I am a gigolo. Do not worry, first one's on the house because you're special. sarcasm /off

        Bonus Round

        Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? : Quickly scope for a group of visibly drunk girls, and start cracking jokes. This time I make sure to make myself visible to the HB.

        I'm not sure how good I did, so bring the criticism on.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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        What is this?

        [–]JMCastillo86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        *Question 1: * ”Are you a player?” "yes. you should see my high score"

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” "yes, but the pretty ones just smile and make me sandwiches"

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” "where have all the good scones gone?" or "because i'm with you"

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” "not including you?"

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” "I never discuss client confidentiality" or "shhh..don't tell my girlfriend".

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” "ask your boyfriend"

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” "and to think he was she a few years ago..." or just wingman chad.... abundance, fuckers. abundance.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” "so does my dog"

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” "i said felate, not date" or "that's okay. most inexperienced women can't handle me anyways"

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” i'm stumped on this one...

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” "yea, disney rides are so worth it."

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” "i know *you're** not, but i definitely am"*

        Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” "here's my resume" and then hold your hand to her as if handing out an invisible paper.

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” "you're right. now, bend over". or... "cool. see you some other time" then go home or to another plate.

        Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” "no. you're my whore" or if you want to nuke "let's ask your friends"

        [–]mara5a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Let's see the starter round
        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” "Only on weekends/wednesdays/whenever"
        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” "Only to the pretty ones"
        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” This one happens to me a lot, not sure how to respond, I went with the truth so far in the past. "Nothing, just thinking about some weird shit"
        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” I'm 20 years old and socially somewhat shy so the count is close to zero. I have to deflect and steer the conversation as far as possible.
        "How many guys have you slept with? Ladies first"
        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”
        "Naah" obvious bad attempt of lying tone

        [–]A-nana-moose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Great post. Here are my responses:

        ROUND 1

        Basic

        Question 1: ”Are you a player?” - absolutely

        Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” - no, just to the dumb ones.

        Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” - ignore

        Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” - 3.5 billion, once we're done I'm moving on to the guys

        Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” - I have 6 wives and 19 children

        Intermediate

        Question 6: ”Are you gay?” - no, but you're making me reconsider

        Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” - ( I would next her, however here is a response) - we should introduce him to your (more attractive) friend Kelly.

        Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” - I have a dog.

        Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” - good, i only want to bang anyway (with cocky smile)

        Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” - okay bye

        Advanced

        Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” - look harder

        Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” - ignore (with amused smirk on face)

        Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” - (begin speaking in slow motion) is this better? (Then change topic)

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