I never thought I would see this.
But there it is.
After months of hard work by some of our new mods (and to a lesser extent myself), followed by a glorious 4 day final sprint by /u/theredpike, the FUCKING MODQUEUE IS CLEAN.
That means we are out of the hole, and every single press of that report button will now get the attention it deserves. Which means, in turn, that we can focus our full attention on filtering for quality, and giving trolls and white knights a richly deserved helicopter ride.
And keep hitting that report button!