Field ReportI Fucked Crazy.. (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by Bodegaz

My Hypothetical Story:

  • Condom breaks mid drunk intercourse, ejaculated inside vagina.
  • Girl is crazy and WANTS to have a baby. Girl refuses to take plan B.
  • Being cautious, I pay a female friend to get me a plan B pill because they don't sell to guys without the girl being present. Now I have a Plan B pill on hand.
  • I somehow convince crazy girl (By threatening that I will never talk to her or fuck her again if she doesn't) to come with me to the pharmacy to get a Plan B pill and take it.
  • I buy both of us a can of Minute Maid Orange Juice while we wait for the pharmacist to process the drug.
  • Girl takes the plan B Pill. (or pretends to?)
  • We continue hanging out, during this time I am keeping things cool/casual and not trying to act like I'm rushing her to take it so I can leave. She is still drunk and drinking straight Vodka out of the bottle and chasing with the orange juice.
  • She wants to stop at the store to buy smokes. We park, she goes in by herself.
  • Me, being skeptical of this crazy bitch. I decide to drop the Plan B pill that I had on hand into her can of orange juice to give her a double dose.
  • We continue hanging out and I see her taking sips from the can. Not sure how well the pill dissolved (hopefully well and that she took most of it).
  • After about 45 minutes or so of hanging out I eventually take her back to her apartment.
  • I tell her I am dropping her off, because I got to go home and study.
  • She says that we should just hang out for 10 more minutes. I politely decline her offer.
  • Crazy bitch gets mad then tells me that she didn't swallow the pill, she put it behind her teeth and when I was not looking she took it out and put it in her purse. I'll never forget the psycho look on her face thinking "she won" during this verbal exchange.
  • I tell her I am never gonna talk to her ever again and I resist the urge to tell her that I knew she would do that so I planted the pill in her can (just in case she forces her self to throw up - you never know). She replies that she wants to have a baby and that I don't have to be apart of it and she wont contact me.
  • I tell her shes fucked in the head and I take off. I immediately block her on Facebook.
  • Thank God I took the extra precaution to drop the pill into her can. However, I can't be sure how effective it was dissolved and how much she drank/how much was left on the bottom of the can.
  • I did everything I possibly could have done to mend the situation for me. Pray to God she does not get pregnant.
  • Not sure what else could be hypothetically done, other than hypothetically kill her.

Reminder: 1. Don't fuck crazy (no matter how horny you are) 2. Don't trust crazy (EVER) 3. Have a Plan B, C, and if possible, an actual Plan B.

I have encountered crazy before, but NEVER this crazy.

EDIT: She messaged me on Snapchat later and said: 

Her: "Okay I lied I did take the pill I'm sorry"
Me: How do I know ur not lying right now?
Her: "I'm really sorry"
Me: Tell me the truth
Her: "I am telling the truth"
Her: "I took the pill I'm sorry <my name>"
Me: How do I know ur not lying right now?
Her: "I know I'm sorry I'm a horrible person for saying that"
Me: I don't know if I can believe you after that

I still don't trust this bitch.

[–]DropDeadTyrant 120 points121 points  (3 children)

either you don't understand what hypothetical means or I don't

[–]apskidb 86 points87 points  (1 child)

it gives him plausible deniability...

[–]charm3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's saying let's just hypothetically assume sun rises in the east πŸ˜‰

[–]HandsomeCub 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Was there any clues she was baby crazy before sex? Jesus, crazy is something we need to filter out

Edit: Seriously, this is the perfect example of male abuse. If she has a baby and tries to get child support, you need to sue. Get proof she wants a baby without your consent.

[–]Bodegaz[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Can you expand on the your statement about women needing the mans consent in regards to going through with pregnancy? Is this true? If so, this is new to me?

[–]HandsomeCub 29 points30 points  (1 child)

This is an exact situation that Men's rights activists are pushing to reform. Women that refuse prevention/abortion, even though men want them to. The idea is that if feminism is pushing for the right to choose when women have a family, so should men have this choice. All the power is being given to women. The MRA has suggested men should get the right to opt out, and he wouldnt have any responsibilities, but also no rights to see the kid. I would guess you have a case, but im no expert. Get evidence if you can do it easily.

[–]XxxxEnigm4xxxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would never happen... Government will end up taking care of kid financially via welfare..... Government would rather have father pay child support

[–]xiannnnnn 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Sounds like she’ll take care of it herself by the way she chugs that vodka bottle.

[–]shortymike 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Slipping someone a plan B is incredibly illegal. There has been at least one conviction for doing exactly that. I would never mention that to anyone. Ianal

[–]lucky1401 36 points37 points  (3 children)

She might get pregnant bro, plan b ain’t dissolve that fast and would stuck on the bottom of the can.

[–]BusterVadge 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yup, OP should have crushed that shit up

[–]NomBok 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Better than nothing I guess. Soda is really acidic though, probably dissolved it more than you think, especially if he says it was over 45 minutes.

[–]1scissor_me_timbers00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He said it was OJ not soda

[–]palehorse4077 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Damn just reading this gives me that uh oh feeling in my stomach.

You need to start generating more options, and fast.

[–]PresidentTingles 30 points31 points  (7 children)

Cuming inside was your poor judgement. Nothing else. She is not crazy and this has nothing to do with crazy, she is just a woman trying to do what woman do. You gave away your power the moment you came in her. Now the ball is in her court. Being β€œdrunk” is no excuse, because it won’t make the baby go away.

Forget about getting the truth from her, you won’t. She knows that she now has the drawing card and can use it to manipulate you when ever she pleases. For her to be honest if she is even pregnant or not, means she no longer has power over you.

Also, you are going to have to test the kid/s’ DNA to make sure it’s even yours.

Good luck brother. I hope she is not preggies.

[–]gbdoragnic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

> she is just a woman trying to do what woman do.


This is blue pill cuck advice, most women do not want to get pregnant and be a single mother, it's not a dream, it's hard, and he is a random dude she is fucking. Most women would get the abortion or make you buy them plan B. every girl I busted a nut in made me buy it, they said, either you buy the pill or you pay 18 years of child support.


The fact that she is talking like this means she is bat shit crazy, like mental ill, and society will take her side ,FYI, putting anything in her drank to kill that baby can carry a murder charge,


Most women like 99% aren't crazy, want to fuck, and will take plan B with happyness

[–]Bodegaz[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Your right about my poor judgement. What makes her crazy is that she WANTS to be pregnant meanwhile disregarding all rational thought.

[–]PresidentTingles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is my point though, all woman β€œWANTS to be pregnant”.

Remember, woman work with feelings and emotions, not rationality. If you want her to not β€œdisregard all rational thought”, you are out of luck as that means you are asking her to be an man.

[–]BadBoyProgrammer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Does this surprise you? Where do you think babies come from?

[–]gulag_disco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah she’s definitely crazy, doesn’t matter if you think this behavior is par for the course for women.

[–]Offensive_Poems 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I was once in the exact situation. When the girl told me she did not want to take the pill because she really looked forward to have a baby from me, I kept my cool and told her I loved her. I acted surprised and really exited even though the anxiety was killing me from the inside. After pretending to be really into having a kid, I suggested we headed to a restaurant to celebrate the creating of our child. I obviously stopped at a pharmacy before we got there to "buy viagra for later" but you all know what I really bought lol. Thankfully, she didn't get out of the car.

At the restaurant, I went to the bathroom to crush up the pill with a credit card on top of a bag. The trick now was getting it to her food. Once the food was served, I crushed a ketchup packet and luckily, it did manage to land on her shirt. I suggested she went to the restroom to wash up before it dried which she did. As soon as she went inside, I planted the two crushed up pills on her drink and shook it up a little.

About two hours after eating, I dropped her of and told her I had changed my mind, that I wanted her to fuck off and that the only thing she would ever get from me is a coat hanger. She looked really really confused and like she was about to cry but I didn't care, I just drove off.

No baby for me, tks

[–]willieblackbean 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hope that you wont go on The Maury Show man

[–]Auxfite 4 points5 points  (4 children)

This is the curse of a easy crazy girl. My friend went thru the same shit but later on they got a abortion

[–]Bodegaz[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

For research purposes. How did he convince her to get an abortion?

[–]Auxfite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No idea. They both are toxic. She was on drugs. So her being pregnant in the first place bad idea.. hard drugs too

[–]VolatileEnemy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Buddy, you can cum in girls all the time and they won't always get pregnant. It's not as simple as a one time thing usually. Just hope you don't get unlucky.

Don't do that stuff you did with Plan B, if she's not taking it, she's not taking it. Try to convince her, if it doesn't work, it doesn't work. Let it go. Roll the dice.

If she is preg, then okay try to convince abortion. With the promise that you want to have a baby with her in the future. That's the only way.

[–]Bodegaz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, this is solemn advice.

[–]TheRedPillRipper 11 points12 points  (39 children)

Been there; done that. You have two possible outcomes; either there’s a baby; or there’s not.

If not; you’re good.

If so; AND you’re the father; you have a choice; man up and take responsibility for YOUR ACTIONS; or don’t.

[–]womans_algorithm 13 points14 points  (2 children)

If so, man up and take responsibility for YOUR ACTIONS

Classiest of shaming tactics. Also, the condom broke, it was an accident.

[–]IvyExcess 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He put his dick inside her womb. Condom breaking or not, that was his decision

[–]womans_algorithm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was also his decision to put condom on, so working against unwanted pregnancy.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (34 children)

What are your thoughts on that if the woman was a 1NS or only banged a few times? Just sacrifice literally everything to stick around with this random girl because of HER ACTIONS (keeping the child)?

[–]NomBok 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Life, and the world in general, isn't fair at all. Yes, it absolutely sucks that a single 5-second mistake (made while your brain is literally trying to override your own logic) can lead to such a drastic change in your life.

Doesn't matter if you are married to her or you don't even know her name, the risk is the same. And the choice of what you do afterwards is the same. Either you stick around or you don't.

Always wanted a kid? Think you can tolerate the mother when not fucking her? Sure stick around.

Never wanted kids? Hate the mother? That sucks, you're still on the hook for child support if she chooses.

If you don't already have a kid, NOW is the time to be making the decision for yourself. You CAN get a vasectomy, and freeze sperm before-hand if you aren't sure. If you don't, it's as good as saying "I choose to have kids" because every single sexual encounter is a roll of the dice.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really well put. Thanks for articulating on the question, and not just being a macho jackass stretching out zingers by twisting other's words. Gotta love the people trying to act alpha over reddit.

[–]oytrp 6 points7 points  (31 children)

You're responsible for your own birth control.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (22 children)

That doesn't answer my question - I can agree with that just like she is responsible for hers. When it does happen are you supposed to just drop it all and be society's idea of a man because SHE decided to keep the kid of a random Tinderbro?

[–]oytrp 2 points3 points  (21 children)

You can't worry about other people.

Handle your own shit. YOU are responsible for fertilizing her egg.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Are you going to answer the question sometime this week or just keep droning on and downvoting me? Take a look at what /u/HandsomeCub said below. You can do everything in your power and still get fucked, responsibility be damned. There's a reason why athletes had issues with condoms being taken out of the trash for women to get pregnant and get money. Short of just not having sex at all, there is always chance of pregnancy. When that happens, especially with a girl you are not dating/married/plan to be with, what do you do? Buckle down and sacrifice everything and be forced to be a parent or move on? It's like you have to pack your bags for the guilt trip, because I see lots of people preach "man up" and "do the right thing" yet the man had no choice and the woman went through with it without his consent, even full knowing he had no intentions to be around. I'll say this now, but I don't want to read some bullshit that "having sex is consent for having a child" because it's not.

[–]oytrp -3 points-2 points  (8 children)

Your question is fucking irrelevant.

There is nothing you can do about her choosing to have the kid. Own YOUR shit, you can't control her.

Stop being a bitch blaming everyone else for your problems. Also stop caring about down votes, embarrassing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

You started the shitshow with snarky comments and the downvotes. If you didn't care about them either, you wouldn't be so desperately clicking them in order to get your comments lined up. This comes from the guy that created a burner account specifically for TRP.

Yes, it is relevant. It is a moral dilemma, and the point of my discussion. You have dodged over and over by preaching to the choir. I agree you can't control her. At what point am I being a bitch and blaming everyone else for my problems?

Let me ask you again. When the girl gets pregnant and keeps the kid against your wishes, what do you do?

[–]oytrp 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Let me ask you again. When the girl gets pregnant and keeps the kid against your wishes, what do you do?

There is literally nothing you can do. Either be their dad, pay the support or be a dead beat.

Whining about the way of the world accomplishes nothing.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Who is whining about the way of the world? You seem to have it mistaken for speaking the truth. I also agree whining about the world does nothing. All you had to say from the beginning was "Either be their dad, pay the support or be a dead beat." It doesn't solve the morals of what someone should do, but I'll take it. I was looking forward to the answer from other red pillers.

Your responses are so contrived, it blows my fucking mind. You can drop the pseudo-intellectual act now. I should PM you my number, so you can give me a call when you're done strawman-ing everything I type.

[–]HandsomeCub 0 points1 point  (10 children)

She's also responsible for fertilizing her egg. Women should have to bankroll their own families, so they fully grasp the decision they are making for the men.

[–]oytrp -1 points0 points  (9 children)

That's the way the world works right now.

Don't like it? Run for congress or something.

[–]HandsomeCub 0 points1 point  (8 children)

Do you advocate fairness, or the status quo?

[–]oytrp 0 points1 point  (7 children)

I would like fairness. I would also like to have been born to a wealthy doctor with a huge estate.

Shitposting on reddit isn't advocating.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you're shitposting alright.

[–]HandsomeCub 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Whats your reaction to a girl getting beat to death?

I would like fairness. I would also like to have been born to a wealthy doctor with a huge estate.

Sounds absurd doesnt it. Dont give advice and judgement about being passive when something's unfair, you sound like a chump.

If you casually advocate something, it doesnt matter where or when, it just matters that you do, fyi

[–]HandsomeCub 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Youre also responsible for your own financial decisions. And she gets to make it for the man?

Oh thats why no sex before marriage? Blah blah. Nothing changes, women still are given the power to make bad choices for a man. Your fixated on a man's willpower. What of the willpower of women to bankroll her lazy lifestyle while she steals your babies. Some women go around like sharks. They are careless, and have every reason to be.

What if i stole eggs from a fling and had a surrogate baby with some new tech. Is that not its own level of fucked up? Marriage or not. Its my sperm, my wallet. She doesnt have the right to keep the egg-sperm mix without my consent.

[–]oytrp 0 points1 point  (5 children)

You can cry about fairness all you want. I never said it was fair.

Talking about the reality of the situation.

[–]HandsomeCub -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

If its not fair, stand for what is.

[–]majaka1234 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Or don't light yourself on fire to give other people warmth?

You aren't going to change society so don't be a sacrificial lamb with some immature view of the world as if anyone cares what you do or think outside of your tiny social circle.

[–]HandsomeCub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, ill crawl back to safety and know my place in the world.

[–]oytrp 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thank god for brave men like you... posting on the internet.

[–]abramN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The courts may take away that latter option. :/

[–]Lateralanouncer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Tell her some bullshit that you have a family secret of genetic bipolar, brain cancer runs in the family. And the baby will likely be gene So it is her risk.

[–]wrightedgeworthy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If only all it takes to get pregnant is broken condom...

Most of the fertility doctor and test tube baby business will be bankrupt already

[–]gulag_disco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God made the money shot for a reason. Under no circumstances other than trying to conceive a child am I shooting my load in a chick.

[–]boy_named_su 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some guy just got several years in prison for sneaking a plan B into a girls' food. So, not a great idea...

[–]Rezi89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... this didn't actually happen? Being a hypothetical story'n'all?

[–]catalina-out 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Where doesn't sell Plan B to you without the girl present?

[–]FrankCostanza111 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Might be Canada or some shit

[–]catalina-out 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Canada, so definitely not. At least not BC or Alberta.

[–]Geleemann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get people that have drunk sex. Retards everywhere

[–]DONT_reply_with_THIS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is when you have her take the Plan B pill in front of you to prove she took it.

You don't remain nuclear, have her take it in your face THEN you ghost

[–]MasterDeezus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fellow RedPillers,

If you bust in a girl, you need to make sure she swallows that pill. Otherwise, it's up to chance.

Might wanna buy another one just to be sure.

[–]FindTheBus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, saying it's hypothetical still won't protect you from charges for dosing a girl.

[–]rlindem 3 points4 points  (7 children)

You should probably approach her with compassion and understanding instead of anger. Tell her you see her side of things and then propose a better solution (aka plan b). You cant just get angry at her an expect her to listen to you haha

[–]Bodegaz[S] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Already tried. She repeatedly told me, she "wants" a baby. Doesn't care if I am around or not or will support financially. She's crazy. I should have known better.

[–]palehorse4077 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Oh you will be supporting it financially when she files for child support. She is lying to keep you calm.

There was a woman in my small ass home town where i grew up with 7 children. They were from all different fathers. Guess how much money she made a month??

Its sickening.

[–]Bodegaz[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I know, that is why I wanted her to take the plan B. How does it work for example if you hook up with a girl from another state in the bathroom of the bar. She gets pregnant and knows pretty much nothing about you other than your face?

[–]SuperCrazy07 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Young, dumb, and crazy bitches who fuck strangers raw in the bathroom probably don’t get child support (from the actual father) 99% of the time.

For now. Until the big DNA database.

[–]palehorse4077 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly cant give you a solid answer because I dont know. You need someone in law enforcement to chime in.

In that senario she would be eating the bill. How would she prove its yours? If she had your phone number, you are done, you can be identified. If it was a bar, no name hookup, walked to the room, I cant see how she would be able to claim its yours or even find you.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you get pegged for it, worst case scenario, pay your fucking 20% child support or whatever the State says. It won't ruin your life, but you'll have to be more financially responsible from then on. Get a real lawyer and when it is born get a paternity test through the court. Don't let this bitch guilt trip you into sticking around to be a dad. It was HER choice to keep it especially if she knew you wouldn't be around.

[–]temerity18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"She replies that she wants to have a baby and that I don't have to be apart of it and she wont contact me" Don't even think about believing that or taking her seriously. You WILL be enslaved on the plantation if she gets your offspring.

[–]d4ng3rz0n3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are supposed to come on their face. Condom or not.

[–]LucidCunning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone I know definitely sympathizes with this hypothetical story.

[–]ArdAtak 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'd fake accept her apology and play super nice until I can make sure she're NOT pregnant. You're more likely get cooperation if you're on her good side. OR ... I can backfire. IDK.

[–]Bodegaz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was my strategy:

  • I assume she is crazy infatuated with me.

  • I withdraw my attention and presence from her as a punishment for not taking the pill and lying to me.

  • I threaten that I will seize to exist in her reality if she does not take the pill.

  • She messages me on Snapchat because I blocked her on Facebook. She apologizes on Snapchat blah blah. I tell her clear and concise that she breached my trust and to not contact me ever again until she can provide me proof that she took the pill.

  • She responded shortly after with a snapchat video of her putting the pill in her mouth, gargling, and swishing it down her throat with Pepsi (lol).

  • I still don't trust this bitch. I mean, it could have been a Tylenol or a mint for all I know.

  • I tell her to send me a picture of the prescription that she "just" picked up with the date and time stamp.

  • Not sure what else I should do here. I told her to wait for me before taking it because I wanted to see her actually swallow it in person. Maybe I should make her take another one with me present tomorrow or something.

  • Hope she doesn't die from over taking these (if she actually is).

[–]Cyprian_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must buy Plan B, and Minute Maid Orange juice to perform simulation to acquire results. Go!

[–]Mysterious_Thing 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why on earth are you hanging out with girls who drink straight vodka out of the bottle in public?

[–]whiskytango74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case you haven't noticed they're all crazy

[–]Russell-Bestbrook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men can buy plan b without a woman present. I know because I’ve done it.

[–]GarethBaleWannabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wtf, did I just read. How is this hypothetical?
This story feels so real, I can feel your fear and despair. I'll be praying for you before I go to bed. I hope you learned your lesson.

[–]EscortSportage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pay a female friend to get me a plan B pill because they don't sell to guys without the girl being present. Now I have a Plan B pill on hand

since when?

[–]EscortSportage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, DO not CUM in these broads! Condom or not, always pull out!

[–]BoyAgnostic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't trust that shit, man,

[–]2chazthundergut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucked a crazy stripper once.

She tried to get me to put my used condom in a baby sock. I fucking kid you not.

[–]gbdoragnic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your approach is all wrong, you are talking to her in a rational manner, she isn't rational and if it would make her smile or laugh she would kill you and think nothing of it. You have a Dark triad and it's not personal for her, if she hurts you it really isn't even about you.


> Being cautious, I pay a female friend to get me a plan B pill because they don't sell to guys without the girl being present. Now I have a Plan B pill on hand.


That is also illegal and most state, you gotta break some rules, I had a women give me attitude, I told her it's my right and I would complain and talk to managers, go to walmart, you get the plan B, buy it off amazon man, it's cheaper that way. I say this because you don't seem to be able to take life in your own hands but depend on others.


This is your future, and you have a lot of options, just start creating your own reality.


> I tell her shes fucked in the head and I take off. I immediately block her on Facebook.


Why? I don't understand, are you only mad at her because you knocked her up, you aren't being very supportive, have you at least ask her why she wants a baby with you? what are her plans and goals, what would be her ideal situation, what is her dream family?


You have no ideal what her motives are, because you are brushing her off, you want close contact with her,


> Not sure what else could be hypothetically done, other than hypothetically kill her.


Or you know, let her be in control, and feel in control,

[–]NikolaGeorgiev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- Hey, Joe, have you tried fucking your girlfriend in the other hole?
- Ary you crazy!? She might get pregnant that way!

[–]chrisname -1 points0 points  (3 children)

If this is a true story, you poisoned her, you idiot. Everyone is talking about her being crazy, what about the guy who cummed inside her, got cold feet about it, and decided to spike someone's drink with a drug? Just punch her in the gut next time, coward.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can't tell if this is a troll or not.

[–]SlippinJimmii -1 points0 points  (0 children)

XD this is fucking hilarious. just put it in her ass next time, she sounds fun