Field ReportMet girl in court. Used 2nd language. Fuck 1.5hrs later. Plate. (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by Senior Contributordr_warlock

Edit: downvote and report brigade from haters had my post removed. Lol. 100% true without embellishment.


The following report is (edit: the first) one of a few hangouts I've done with the same woman. We do 'date-like' things. Some of this will be in a small portion of a book I've been working on outlining the path from lone wolf cold approach to proximity and social circle game. The journey we've been on will illustrate several concepts I attempt to convey about attractive women and social circle game. This one encounter opened me up to a new world which I'll describe in later reports with her.

Now let's begin...


I was going through security at a courthouse when a hot foreign girl came in line behind me. Nice tits. She was accompanied by an older schlub. I could hear her speaking one of the two other languages I can speak, 'Language Y' (enough competence to flirt with women). I attempt at some small talk.

Me: "Why are you here? You a criminal?", smirk on my face

Her: "No! Just paying for a speeding ticket."

I forgot what else I said, but further interaction required disruption of the security process, look desperate, and looks bad socially. I didn't detect enough interest to go further. Moved on.

I check for my name on the screens, go up stairs, and enter the courtroom. I choose to sit at the very back on the bench. There were a few others already waiting. Nothing happened for a few minutes.

Suddenly, I spot a girl to my left entering the room, she appears to be of a race that speaks one of the other languages I speak. Let's call her 'Rachel'. She's cute, has nice tits, and is wearing tights that show off some booty. Yum. She sits down two benches in front of me to the left, a few people-widths inside. There are two men behind her. I don't remember the exact conditions, but I do remember wondering if some of the people around her were family/friends. This made me pause for a bit to strategize my approach. Approach anxiety was kind of there, but that's never my problem. My issue is being able to navigate this context properly so that negative social mechanisms don't kick in and shutdown my operation. A girl can be totally into you, but then she senses her image is at stake then withdraws completely and you look stupid. Has happened before.

Eventually I determine that there are no social roadblocks in my way. She is vulnerable for approach now. It won't get anymore convenient than this moment. No one's sitting to her left blocking the entrance to the bench, and no one to the right for more than 15 ft. The opportunity lingers. All I have to do is walk over there. My window is closing. Just one person can screw it all up. Rationalizations about why I shouldn't try are going through my head. But if I don't attempt now, I'll forever hate myself. Rejection is better than regret. I make my move.

As I enter the bench, I use the language (language X).

Me: "Excuse me. Is anybody sitting there?" (Me pointing to her right)

Rachel: "Oh. Uhmm, no."

I squeeze in front of her and sit two people spaces to the right of her so as to not come across too strong. Chill for a moment. Don't look at her.

Me: "What are you doing here?" (Language X)

Rachel: (Doesn't seem to understand)

Me: (Repeat myself with better annunciation)

Turns out she's here because of some altercation with a friend.

(Here on out, our conversation is a mix of Language X and English because she can't speak a lot of English)

She inquires about my appearance here. I tell her I'm seeing if I'm going to jail. This creates bait for her to ask more questions about me, creating more investment. Also, I keep some mystery while mixing in some badboy. Oh did I tell you I have a 'badboy' look?

Rachel: "What did you do?"

Me: (I tell her)

She goes more into depth about her situation and can't understand her summons sheet (written in English). An IOI most certainly. I take this opportunity as an excuse to scoot closer to her. She's wondering if she's at risk of going to jail. The paperwork doesn't say so, she's just summoned to act as a witness to the crime she charged her friend for.

She asks if I've ever been arrested other times. I don't hold back on my history and my shenanigans. If there's one thing I've learned, crime, even violent crime is a panty-wetter. I once jokingly said I just got back from court deciding my fate on a liquor store robbery me and my friends were accused of. "Not guilty". She ate that shit up. Attraction over 9000. Just went along with it to see where it goes. I buttered her up and screwed up later, but that's not relevant.

Rachel: "You're soooo bad" teehee hehe.

We chill for a moment. But I can see her fidgeting. She looks nervous. I ask her what's wrong. She says she's nervous with a shy smile. She changed her mind, she doesn't want to charge her friend anymore. She doesn't want her to go to jail. I lean over, put my hand on her shoulder and tell her it will be alright. I was the one who might get sentenced, but wasn't nervous, and most certainly wasn't going to show it. I'm the rock now.

She starts touching me while talking some more. Indirect permission to escalate granted. I put my arm around her on the seat, caressing her shoulder slightly. She looks completely comfortable with it, doesn't acknowledge it. Turns out her friend and her friends mother were sitting in the same row as us on the other side to the right, giving us dirty looks. All I said was fuck her, if a 'friend' did that to me, they can go fuck themselves. Left it at that. I've learned to not delve into the affairs of a woman's life, just let her vent and just listen.

Other cases are going on. A bunch of idiots trying to bullshit their way out of their D.U.Is and drug charges. I wasn't buying it. The judge most certainly wasn't. Even a security guard laughed at some of them. I translate some of that to her and make fun of them. She tells me I'm so mean. Eventually I ask if she has a pen. She doesn't and asks why.

Me: "You're going to write your number on my paper (summons sheet)" (No phones allowed in court)

Rachel: "Oh really?"

Me: "Yes"

I ask the woman two seats over if she has a pen I can borrow. She does and I give it to Rachel. Number acquired. Then I remember a lesson I learned at a bar once, always ask about her logistics in the middle of your session, not towards the end when she gets drunk and things become out of your control and can't close. So I ask her how she got here. She says she took the bus.

Me: "Maybe I can drop you off. Where do you live?"

Rachel: (she can't pronounce her English street name)

I realized her summons sheet has her address. Perfect.

Me: "I live only 5 mins away from here, you're only around 20mins away. It's not a big deal; I can drop you off"

Rachel: "Yeah, sure"

Now, we're getting somewhere.

Her time is coming near based on the amount of people left. She's still nervous, I still caress her. She asks me if I can come up to the podium with her for support (how cute and feminine. Now I really want to violate her). I tell her I can't, but that she'll do fine.

Her time comes up. She walks to the stand. She keeps looking back at me while speaking.

Judge: "Why do you keep looking back there"

Rachel: (No answer, keeps talking)

Me: (She's looking back at Papa Warlock, that's what she's doing)

There's a camera here monitoring all of us, monitoring me running some smooth game. Oh yeah.

Case Verdict: Friend gets a $1000+ fine and a record, no jail time.

Rachel sits back with me with my arm around her instead of the chair (slight escalation). The mother comes to our side and speaks in front of us to Rachel in Language X. I only caught bits and pieces, but I can tell it was shaming. Turns out it was...

Mother: ~"How could you do that to a friend?" Blah blah blah excuses.

I laughed and told her fuck them. Don't worry about it.

My Case: Reduced fine on the condition I don't get another conviction, no jail time because I got lucky for reasons not relevant.

We exit the room and start walking towards the parking garage. I make sure nothing can fuck this up. I've gotten too far to fail. We get there. She offers to pay and even gives me her debit card pin. I spray the car with febreeze and a hint of cologne before she got in. She liked it, didn't care about the mess. She stays in the car. I tell her I'm taking the keys just in case she's a car thief. Parking paid. Drive off to her house playing Language X music. I take videos of us driving singing and laughing for my IG story. Letting the other girls know Dr. Warlock still got it. She admits to having a baby. I just say 'oh'. Cute, older than 24. Someone already impregnated her? Shocker.

We arrive near her apartment and start walking. As an excuse to go inside, I say I'd like to see the baby. She says it's at her aunt's house nearby.

Me: "Oh I thought it was at your house. Let's walk to yours first, maybe we'll do that later"

We arrive at the building entrance.

Me: "Can I use your bathroom?"

Rachel: "Sure, that's fine"

We go inside. There's a rocking baby chair near the door. Turns out I do have some urine to drain.

She walks towards her room and starts fumbling around, I take a peek.

Rachel: "No no no. You can't look. It's messy! hehe.

She grabs my arm and asks if I want something to drink. I say yes.

We go in and she starts cooking something while listening to some music on her phone. She begins swaying her hips and getting into the music. Signal received, sweety. I begin some slight dancing, slowly getting closer to her. I grab her hand and slowly pull her to me grabbing her hips. I can feel those big tits on me. She turns herself around and starts grinding on me. I put my face in the crook of her neck and kiss her cheek. She puts my hands on her tits and starts kissing me. Insert make-out sesh and me grabbing some ass. No resistance at all. I pick her up and place her on the kitchen counter, telling her we should do it right here in the kitchen.

Rachel: "You're so baaaad. Teehee. Not here, people can see!"

We break away and smile at each other. I get into a more casual mood and say hey, let's check out your room.

Her: "Why? What are we going to do there?"

I ignore her and start walking out the kitchen. She follows me. I go in and it's small and indeed messy. There's a baby crib at the foot of her bed. I don't give a shit. Not my kid , not my problem, not my house, I'm getting some booty.

She walks in all embarrassed. I tell her I don't care, then pick her up and throw her onto the bed, me on top of her.

Rachel: "Omg, I just met you and we're already doing this!"

Me: "Shhhhh", and start kissing her. She's very enthusiastic.

I start rubbing her vagina above the pants, no resistance and I can feel she's wet. So I go in under the pants, no resistance and start fingering her. At one point, she, on her own volition, starts removing her yoga pants. I can smell her pussy, that smell when it's really wet and ready to go. We get to business. I felt like a Chad, rubbing it in all the faces on the blue pill sub and every guy that says my tactics are wrong and doesn't work. Just met this girl 1.5 hours ago in court, looking like trouble, and already fucking. She turned for doggy, I go to town. There's a big mirror in front of the bed. I stare at myself thrusting. I think of the American Psycho scene. Oh, yeah.

I tell her to suck my dick. She happily obliges. She was sucking like a porn star, purposely gagging on it.

She said, "Tell me how to please you. I want to see you cum". Man, I'm liking this girl already.

Anyways... business done and we're just lying down. She's tired. Apparently, she texted one of her friends that she met some guy at court and sent a pic. Now her friend is like "omg I can't believe you let a strange guy into your house. You're so bad". At this point I was on full alert. In an attempt to prevent any ASD bullshit, I told her to tell her I only came into the use the bathroom and left in a light-hearted way. She agreed. Whew.

Edit: She told me this was crazy. We're in a court room. Its not appropriate to try. She thought I was cute but didn't think I would walk over and talk to her. She liked the fact that I didn't care. All in cute broken English.

She wants to get dressed and go back into the kitchen.

Me: "No clothes allowed. I wanna see your body some more"

Rachel: "So you're my boss? , teehee (English)

Me: "Yes, I'm your boss" (Language X)

Before she gets off the bed, I spank her ass.

She tidies up in the bathroom naked, but her kitchen windows have no covers so she puts some clothes on. I don't bother. We walk to the kitchen and I'm naked.

Rachel: "Omg my neighbors and probably see you"

Me: "I don't care, let them watch"

I have a good physique. No shame whatsoever.

We chat for a bit. I get dressed. Tell her I'll text her later. Leave.

Parts 2+ coming soon to forum near you.

The End.

Lessons Learned

  • Learn a another language of a people whose women you find attractive. Foreign women > American Woman, even of the same color. School only gives you basics, is slow, and not much else. For proficiency, have a translator app on your phone, and you need to work around people that speak it or go to school/work abroad. Don't lie to yourself, you learned it to get pussy.

  • My 'What are you doing here? Are you a criminal?' line was an intentional opener. It's accusatory in a fun way and gets her justify herself immediately. Has worked many times while a strange girl walked by me on the street, just not this time.

  • Be aware of context. You liking her and her interested in you is not enough. Always be aware of the social situation. A girl can be totally into you, but then she senses her image is at stake then withdraws completely or even throws you under the bus.

  • The best opportunities often occur when you're not looking for them. They happen so fast and often not at the best convenience. Act fast or the window will close. Rejection is better than regret.

  • Criminal activity is never a negative for getting pussy. Neutral and often positive. Get arrested in front of a girl, committing crimes with her/in front of her, whatever, she likes it but often doesn't know it yet. Criminals often get the easiest and best pussy. That includes the 'sweet innocent' ones. Yo momma, yo daughter, yo sister, and yo wife. Not advocating crime, just telling you how it is.

  • You HAVE to be able to recognize indirect signs of interest and receptiveness to escalation. They are almost always INDIRECT. This girl asked me to help her read her summons sheet, that requires you to scoot closer. Don't mention it, just act. 'Just get it'.

  • When she's nervous and uneasy or scared, you have to keep your cool. "To be like a rock that the waves keep crashing over. It stands unmoved and the raging of the sea falls still around it" – Marcus Aurelius. Let her flail around like a flag on a pole during a windy day, then return to rest. She'll thank you for it, I promise. Often in the form of pussy. You can hold her, shutup and just listen. Let her go through the emotional tide. That's all you need. That's what they consider, 'taking care of them'.

  • When relocating for the bang, make sure you have everything in order. Check your pockets. Don't let others distract you or her from your rendezvous. Don't rush.

  • Don't delve into the affairs of a woman's life in search for a solution, just let her vent and listen. She's talking to you to vent, she don't wanna be saved. Bite your tongue if you have to.

  • Women and clueless men think this mating ritual process 'just happens'. My ass. It's methodical. You have to think two steps ahead and make the next move. She won't do it for you. Get creative if you have to and be persistent.

  • Always ask about her logistics in the middle of your session, not towards the end when she gets drunk and things become out of your control and can't close. Driving a girl home is a perfect excuse to go into her place.

  • If she's hot, is over ~23-25, she has a kid, guarantee. Guys have been busting nuts inside her since she was in 9th grade, maybe earlier, like nature intended. One of those sperm was bound to find its place. Expect it.

  • Remember her dancing in the kitchen? This a female tactic. They put themselves in a position to receive male escalation attempts and see what happens. They don't think further than that much of the time. It's your job to identify this and make a move.

[–]Do not send modmail to my personal inboxCrazyHorseInvincible[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (6 children)

Oh, the salty tears in the reports on this one.

What'sa matter, boys, you need to think that other people get laid as little as you do?

[–]Roko567 126 points127 points  (8 children)

lol this reads like a 4chan greentext, you're full of shit

[–]Jbug311 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Exactly. I’m calling bullshit on this whole thing. OP is probably a virgin living in his mom’s basement.

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    [–]7a7p 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    He’s so smooth because he’s cool and smart enough to learn other languages but still retarded enough to commit crimes and brag about them 🤣

    [–]Do not send modmail to my personal inboxCrazyHorseInvincible[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you grow up, you can comment again.

    [–]Do not send modmail to my personal inboxCrazyHorseInvincible[M] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Yeah, sure, you're not getting laid, no one else must be, either. Enjoy your ban for concern trolling.

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      [–]Do not send modmail to my personal inboxCrazyHorseInvincible[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Allow me to help you spend time elsewhere, then.

      [–]MagicCharles 77 points78 points  (14 children)

      I dont know what part of the world you're from, but women younger than 30 are becoming mothers less and less. Most women will get the periodical Planned Parenthood gut punch to keep the carousel turning for as long as possible.

      [–]PM_ME_YOUR_BARE_BUM 63 points64 points  (11 children)

      OP's principle is more applicable to less-educated women and of lower-income status.

      As a criminal defence lawyer, his principle about girls having NO issues dating criminals is so true. As criminality is in line with the whole bad boy thing, it's just yet another example of women going by emotions and not logic.

      When I attend jails for inmate visits, it's shocking how many hot af girls are sitting in the waiting area waiting to see their incarcerated bfs. I feel like it is probably an untapped resource for those with the ability to pull that off. If these girls just so happened to run into an out-of-custody bad boy that gave them the tingles, I could easily see them completing their visit with their inmate bf, being as convincing as ever, and then leaving with the out-of-custody bad boy and fucking like wild.

      I can't pull off the bad boy thing; it's just so far from my personality such that if I wouldn't even be able to fake it successfully. I'm an older educated white guy with a good income, and act like it. If I tried to act that way, it'd be an insult. Still, the jail visitors' waiting area could be a veritable goldmine for the right RP'd guy.

      [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 20 points21 points  (6 children)

      The more crime and vice you engage in, the more hot women you will be exposed to and have sex with. Fact.

      And hot foreign women are almost always lower class and speak little to no english. If you dont live among them or work in an industry that intersects with theirs, even during lunch, or dont speak the language, you can go a whole lifetime without seeing them.

      [–]growingstronk 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Hot girls exist in the extremes of any hierarchy, including crime (but definitely not limited to it)

      [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      The ones that hang around the bad guys are usually the ones with the physical features I prefer.

      [–]FriendlyNeighburrito 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Idk man, I think women who make bank and don't make bad life decisions to be of much higher value. Moreover, these women I speak of tend to have enough money to take care of themselves in terms of beauty and shit.

      [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I value looks, femininity, and pleasantness. I dont care about smarts or money.

      [–]FriendlyNeighburrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Well duh, im talking about a higher value woman here that has that as a plus, dum dum.

      [–]SocialCupcake 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      After 1 or 2. You'd realize the drama and stress isn't worth it. You've done well in life so far, don't fuck it up with a woman. Find one as smart and clean as you are.

      I don't know how you work in that world, props to ya.

      [–]PM_ME_YOUR_BARE_BUM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      You know what, you're absolutely right. I am just naturally super into bad girls. Vice of mine. I dated one for like a month and yeah, it was fun at first, but I wouldn't go through it again.

      I'm not saying this would be a good strategy for me. Just saying that for a guy with a true bad boy spirit, it could be interesting. I'm in an LTR at the moment, but in my less virtuous days I had lots of flings with educated girls. Despite their poised appearances, they can be the dirtiest and wildest in the sack.

      [–]shorndog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeah, this. I'm a highly educated professional, so much of OP's strategy just wouldn't be congruent with my identity. Still some good nuggets in there though about teasing, employing a sense of mystery, and direct game.

      [–]fridgefucker12 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Single mother hood is an epidemic in America.

      [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Mostly a western thing. A hot non western woman of this race always has kids young. They value family and motherhood (most non white cultures) and keep close contact with eachother. Something you would know if you actually lived and worked among them (like me).

      [–]3itiswr1tten 28 points29 points  (2 children)

      Always nice to see a field report from some other piece of this weird world. A couple pieces of practical advice for our young dudes getting inspired to slay the more dangerous flavors of strange:

      • Court records are freely searchable and quite open in many states

      This means you can find things like the Complaint in a divorce (where each party started their case, usually the nastiest document), DV accusations, DUIs, etc all in one place. You literally never know who is a fucking felon. Tagged something the other week who copped a serious charge from some boiler room operation she was calling from back in '09. Also have found "sweet innocents" with two divorces and multiple sexual assault accusations by 25.

      • Don't accept an invite to the BBQ if you can't hang

      This is especially true if you are an outgroup invited to black or South American family events. Consider you might be the only one of your in group (racially or culturally, yes there is a difference and American born gets the gringo tag until proven otherwise) everyone else will be speaking the language mostly. They will also be speaking it about you. If you don't have big brass balls that go KLANK (thx Vasya) think twice about going - under social pressure the girl isn't going to take your side.

      Also, everyone will try to get you really fucking wasted, esp if they like you. Resist the urge

      • Yes, it can be as easy as this FR

      Because it can be this easy with any girl if you navigate the resistance correctly

      Great FR warlock

      [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Being invited to a 'foreign BBQ' is one of the next parts to this series. You need to know enough to know people are talking about you. But if you sit back, relax, and they see you try using their language, people will like you. But when people start getting drunk, they start talking fast and fighting, little patience to wait and let you finish your sentence in their langauge. Chaos and will test your game and language proficiency.

      Making comdeic comebacks in another language with good timing is hard too. Speaking a language you're not comfortable all night is exhausting because of the thinking. Hilding frame and keeping game when tired is hard.

      This was easy because of all the lessons I learned from all my failures (and there were many) + right place at the right time. Being with her has tested all my knowledge and experience. You will see that later.

      [–]3itiswr1tten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      My personal strategy is always to meet male cousins or siblings before going if I think more than 15 strangers or so attending. Really takes the edge off and if you become bros people giving you shit doesn't escalate because it's just bro talk.

      Even if you say something a little stupid they'll back you up by calling you a dumbass and making it a joke.

      But yeah get ready to have your language skills tested hard.

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      [–]BitsAndBobs304 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      A "criminal " bad boy succesfully seducing in a short time an educated immigrant who can't speak much the country's language and is already single mother despite being very young?
      Impossiburu! That would totally require hypnosis level skills! Master pua with phd in human psychology statistical behvaiour cold reading and sexual attraction patterns! Impossible I tell you!

      [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] -1 points0 points  (16 children)

      Nah. What you dont see are my countless failures growing up that gave me all the lessons I needed to pull this off and what is to come. Oh, and Im tall and good looking.

      And no, this will not be on Amazon because the ebook will be free. I write because I like it, not for money.

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        [–]3itiswr1tten 6 points7 points  (5 children)

        Yeah sure some guy who actually gets it is going to dox himself so some loser can have "proof". You faggots are like robots in every controversial FR

        [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        I know I am, been told my whole life and continue to hear about it. Dont need internet validation.

        A part of this book will show that being tall and good looking actually hinders your success as a lone male with both men and women. You will even be told thats the reason. Social status was the only thing to compensate and negate the negative social mechanisms that occur when you (an attractive man) enter a space. Jealousyand insecurity and haters everywhere.

        [–]zUltimateRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        And white. Don’t forget white.

        [–]RedPistola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I remember you mentioning that you're 5'8? You were always a short man inspiration for me.

        [–]highspeedlow 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        Who wants advice from advice from a fuck up? It's not hard to stay out of the legal system. I don't doubt you get laid a lot but i'm sure you're broke and a dead beat.

        [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        TRP is about getting laid, so I dont see your point. Let's say I'm broke. That only further stregthens my position.

        [–]highspeedlow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        It’s a part of it. You’re a mess and shouldn’t be giving advice to anyone

        [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Let's see your field reports Mr. Hasittogether.

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        [–]manbruhpig 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Wtf happened to the mother and friend that they were judging this stranger picking up their girl and then just let him drive her home?

        [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Theyre not related. They were shaming Rachel because she charged her friend. Nothing to do with me and her frolicking.

        [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        When you make it, you get introduced to a new reality most guys never experience. I just dont write about most of the unremarkable sex experiences.

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        [–]Do not send modmail to my personal inboxCrazyHorseInvincible[M] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        TRP is not a democracy, and your ignorance is not equal to someone else's knowledge.

        [–]lozboss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Cool Story - needs more dragons

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            [–]Do not send modmail to my personal inboxCrazyHorseInvincible[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Ooooh.... 17 whole upvotes.

            Looks like you didn't get the hint.

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            [–]bondbandito 7 points8 points  (15 children)

            Out of curiosity, what part of the world is this language from? Asia?

            [–]atomic2797 59 points60 points  (8 children)

            all the signs of hispanic girl that speaks spanish; preggo at young age, trasportation by bus, dancing in kitchen (probably to salsa or reggaeton) , op slightly speaks the language (spanish is extremely common in usa and lots of gringos speak it), in court, low budget neighborhood, etc etc.

            [–]bondbandito 29 points30 points  (0 children)

            Damn. We have here a Sherlock

            [–]PM_ME_YOUR_BARE_BUM 13 points14 points  (2 children)

            Yes ding ding. Obviously Hispanic, especially recognizing OP is American. I thought it was so obvious no one need ask, but I guess not...

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              [–]jwarner95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              some of us just don't give enough of a fuck to dissect every detail of OP's post

              [–]nester79 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              Agreed. If this person was Asian they'd be Vietnamese or Cambodian/Laos. Chinese, Japanese, and Korean much less likely (too much reputation at stake).

              [–]SocialCupcake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              And dancing to music in the kitchen. Dirty house, in court, preggo, sexual, big tits. None of these things add up to an Asian girl

              [–]zUltimateRedditor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              What do you think the second language was though? There were 2 of them. Spanish people can really only speak one.

              [–]john2kxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Probably Florida, if I had to guess.

              [–]i-pace_around 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              This is horribly written. Even if it is true, it still reads like a teenage boy's fantasy. "Oh, yeah. Papa Warlock. I'm a hardcore criminal. Oh yeah. I get pussy. Daddy. Oh yeah." Lmfao.

              [–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              The doctor is in and now taking patients.

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              [–]1empatheticapathetic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              Bro he's offering advice, he doesn't have to do shit on here. But you're more interested in shitting on his post in bad taste and scoring internet points for god knows what reason.

              If you really don't believe this detailed yet pretty tame story then why are you on TRP in the first place? What exactly was so unbelievable about fucking some low status single mother?

              The guy is an Endorsed Contributor because he has put the work in, posted lots of quality content, found out what works (for him) and want's to share the details with people he thinks want to help themselves.

              If you don't value the input, go elsewhere or find another post.

              You're calling OP a neckbeard but you're the one returning to troll the same post. Go do something productive.

              [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              I thought it was funny. I would have kept it.

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                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                If people didn't take shits on others here, this place wouldn't be worthy.

                [–]AlphaNathan 5 points6 points  (4 children)

                What's with the comment graveyard?

                [–]adminsaregayniggers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                one crybaby mod has been going around TRP banning everybody he disagrees with

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

                A bunch of haters yellinn fake and fanfic and spamming mods with reports. Mods stepped in.

                [–]UpperRedSide 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                You heard that folks? Signs of interest and receptiveness to escalation are almost "always" indirect.

                As a man you will need to be able to identify these signs and calibrate accordingly. You have to do the legwork. Be prepared to.

                [–]nester79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Yep; not being racist but statistically Asian people (even poorer ones) aren't as ghetto.

                [–]NaturalShifts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Whether this was real or not doesn't matter. There's some good information to be found in here.

                Remember her dancing in the kitchen? This a female tactic. They put themselves in a position to receive male escalation attempts and see what happens. They don't think further than that much of the time. It's your job to identify this and make a move.

                After reading this, it finally occurred to me why women want to go to the dance floor and 'dance'. I didn't realise they were looking for plausible deniability for getting sexual and seeing where it goes. They can always pass it off as 'they're just having fun' if anyone slut shames them for getting dirty or they can pass it off as "well, I never intended to go home with anyone. You know how it is, one thing just lead to another" when they go home with some random guy they met on the dance floor.

                I used to think, 'shit just happens' on the dance floor. I never realised there was more to it. I would have realised this a long time ago if it weren't for bars / clubs playing shit music that made me not want to dance (or actually be there). Now I finally get why they wanted me to come and dance.

                The opportunities I fucked up just because I didn't realise what they were doing. They were making it as easy as possible for me to get laid and I fucked it up.

                Lesson learned. I think I'm going to start enjoying bars / clubs a little more than normal from now on. I'm so glad i inadvertently stumbled across TRP.

                [–]3nebder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                This was a lot of fun to read. My best hello to balls deep timeframe is 3 hours from a gal I sat next to in a restaurant bar with zero intentions of gaming at the time. I have some room to improve clearly.

                These days I’m a good looking, muscular average height guy. The door to this world opens once you put a reasonable amount of effort into being attractive. This stuff happens and it ain’t just “letters to penthouse” bs (the original FR).

                2 years ago fat bloopie no frame&game having nebder woulda said doc is full of shit.

                [–]615bachelor 10 points11 points  (5 children)

                What's the point of this post? To measure your own cock? And how the fuck do you remember the exact words from the conversation like that. In calling bull shit and horse shit on this one.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

                Most certainly part brag. I have pride in this one. Oh and forgot to mention she bought lunch after the sesh.

                [–]lapeparoja 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                bragging about fucking a low class cholita single mom? tks tsk...kids these days

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                She's cute/feminine, does whatever I want and then some, cooks for me, gives me access to other hot natives of her race, allows me to practice the language, and doesn't nag. It will never go further because I won't take care of another man's kids, but I like her. It's a win.

                [–]Republic_of_Ash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                You're proud of pulling a single mother you met in court, and fucking her in a rundown hovel? Not hating. A fuck is a fuck, but if this is something you're proud of, it says a lot about your 'success'. Bragging and taking the time to sculpt a highly literate, structured and thorough post about this scenario tells me you are immature and have way too much spare time.

                [–]BradTheGymRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                The reason you don't remember your conversations is that they exceed your neurological capacity in the situation(Fight or flight and your brain shuts off), the more comfortable you get with your experience the more you will remember in conversations.

                [–]plsbbyhelpme19 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                The type of girl who gets into fist fights with her friend is trash. Single mom, no restraint or brain, the details line up. It's the behavior to expect from such a person. There's denial because people don't want to believe it.

                Great post

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                From what I understood, only her friend hit her. She's a girly softie, but can get defensive and start shit if she sees another girl she knows try to flirt with me. Had to protect her from getting hit once (act of jealousy cuz her friend was flirting with me). She would have lost against the other girl, lol.

                [–]retailfreedom 8 points9 points  (7 children)

                Tall, good looking man fucks lonely single mother.

                Is this supposed to be impressive?

                [–]615bachelor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                Seems like the OP is stroking his own cock and wants us to watch him do it

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                Tall and good looking just gets your foot in the door and is often seen as negative by women because they have less power over you. Had this convo with this girl later and will address it in another post.

                [–]tempolaca 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                Tall and good looking just gets your foot in the door and is often seen as negative by women

                Yes sure. I'm tall and good looking and it's a hassle with women, I wish I was Danny De-Vito.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                A hassle to get women of your equal. I could slay 6 and below cold approaching but why? Most good looking and an alarming amount of financially successful men date down, never equal or what youd expect.

                [–]tempolaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                No man date equal. Do you know what hypergamy is?

                [–]modTheRedPike[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Are you trying to win a prize? "The Mostest Not Slutty Super Easy Fuck Of The Year" award? So the fuck what if it is a single mother? Did he tell you about his wedding plans with her? He stuck his dick in her. Mission accomplished.

                [–]Tabnam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Jesus, this is the most cringe thing I've read in a long time.

                [–]Nocryingok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                why didn't you just say she was latina and you speak spanish?

                [–]Infernowarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Hey bro. I also learned a second language and can confirm — it definitely helps. Great field report & props 🤞

                [–]BigClitorisDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Great field report. Good examples of frame, awareness, strategic escalation, and so much more. Standing applause. Apparently we have a lot of good-boy angels with flawless records on TRP. No worries, I feel you dog.

                [–]BloodMossHunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                My Case: Reduced fine on the condition I don't get another conviction, no jail time because I got lucky for reasons not relevant.

                Where's the FR on how you rubbed the judge's shoulder?

                Overall good stuff, little strange to be groping a chick in court but I would do it back in my 20's so i believe it.

                [–]LightBearCares 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Great FR, lol'd at the American Psycho moment

                [–]daffy_duck233 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Damn boy, i was reading this in Attenborough's voice.

                [–]Westernnerd 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                Wow, really hope this is true! Anything to confirm?

                [–]DONT_reply_with_THIS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Is it that hard to believe a guy banged a hot Spanish single mom?

                Tons of Spanish chicks have big fat titties, a nice ass and can dance very sexily. I don't understand what's so unbelievable about this story

                [–]BradTheGymRat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                If you don't have haters, your doing something wrong. ;)

                Awesome FR.

                [–]HurricaneHugues 5 points6 points  (7 children)

                Pathetic to read how some guy on the internet has to code literally every fucking thing he says. Why cant u just say what language you were speaking? This is fucking stupid and not worth my time

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

                lol the vitriol. My goodness. Why are you so emotionally invested in me?

                [–]DropDeadTyrant 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                I want to know too. You speak three languages? How long did that take you to learn?

                [–]Republic_of_Ash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                It took him literally no time at all, because it's BS.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                My abilities are 'high beginner'. To put it another way, if you put me in a country that only speaks the 2nd language, I wouldn't die. If she doesn't know at least 'low beginner' English, it's next to impossible to escalate due to the language barrier even though she may find me initially attractive.

                Second. I can't really tell you how long it took me outside of a few years in high school because I practiced on and off. Oh and foreign movies. If you aren't consistently in an environment where it's useful, you won't find the motivation to practice. The locals like to tell you that should just date a girl that speaks it an you'll learn it after.

                Tip: Learn conversational speaking, not formal. Formal setting for your verbs, but everything else from apps, movies, and practicing with natives. Formal will confuse you when trying to learn outside the formal setting. Classrooms try to translate literally from the learner's native language. Native speaking often doesn't translate well. Nobody speaks that way in person, they use slang and cursing + slang-cursing.

                [–]ArdAtak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                This was actually a REALLY good FR. Pretty ballsy under the circumstances.

                [–]Bruchibre 4 points5 points  (7 children)

                Awesome story thanks for sharing. Have you contacted her again? Is she a plate?

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 19 points20 points  (6 children)

                Yes. But that's for the next report. This girl is wild and hangs around other hot girls I wouldnt have had access to otherwise because of the neighborhoods and language barrier.

                The key to the castle of hot women is another hot woman. Attractive women are everywhere but often nowhere to be seen. Another hot girl will reveal them to you by association. Difficult to do by yourself lone wolfing it. I call this phenomenon the Time Space Sync. You can hang where they hang out, but at the wrong time. Or be out at the same time but at the wrong place. Being in sync with the schedules of these hot girl cliques requires 'referrals' and invitations. I've started to experience this.

                Hanging out in an LTR fashion with a pretty girl helps accelerate this process. Preselection and plausible deniability that youre not hitting on other women nad other guys feel safer.

                [–]3itiswr1tten 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                Access to true >8.5s comes from other >8.5s. Something as simple as being seen with one gives you openings, but as you said the keys to the gate are in the hands of clique members. The hardest model or club bartender to bag is the first. After that you are a card carrying member if you stick around...

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                Breaking the circular logic of pre-selection is the first step.

                Hot girls like men who have other hot girls. How do you get a hot girl? By having a hot girl with you!

                [–]bossplayaintraining 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                How do I get to experience this starting with no social life?

                [–]3itiswr1tten 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                You're asking about physics when you can't do fractions. Stop looking for 401 level advice until you're well past 101. It's no use to you

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Reads Sex God Method but can't approach. Lol.

                [–]Bruchibre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Thanks for the precision. Looking forward to the next report then.

                [–]HierEncore 6 points7 points  (7 children)

                I love the descriptiveness of this post. Very detailed and nothing left out. informative experience.

                Although this could have just as easily turned into a #metoo moment... ruined life and career

                What would you have said in court if she had accused you of something? "Her pussy was wet and ready your honor!" ??

                [–]Endorsed ContributorKeffirLime 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                The whole #metoo getting accused of rape danger is a bit blown out of proportion IMO. Sex has become such a liberal act, you really don't need to be worrying if you're gonna get accused of rape every time you fuck a stranger. The crazies are a severe minority. Unfortunately the cases that do happen,get a lot of coverage which skews public perception.

                Think how much casual sex happens(thousands of people every night) and how many of those end up in a rape cases.

                I would say you're looking at 0.1%. I can say over the last few years, having witnessed hundreds of instances of casual sex(not peeping tom, but i knew what happened) and being involved in quite a fair share myself, it hasn't featured once.

                If you're both somewhat coherent and talk a bit beforehand, you don't really have anything to worry about.

                If she's hammered and you pump and dump her, that's where her self preservation instincts kick in and want's to look for a scapegoat to blame.

                [–]tempolaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                If you get accused of Rape or harrasment, that's a crime that is not attractive at all to girls.

                [–]HierEncore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I know a few guys who went through that. You're right, it is a minority of women who act like that... that risk does exist tho... and this lady sounds like she had no issues taking other people to court. But I guess we cannot live our lives guided by fear.. either way, I commend you, sir

                [–]PM_ME_YOUR_BARE_BUM 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                What's your point? Anyone can accuse anyone of anything, at any time. It's like I say to clients all the time who ask "can I ask the court for (insert outlandish thing here)?": you can ask for anything you want to in court; doesn't mean you'll get it.

                [–]HierEncore 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                OP's story is the type of situation i would avoid over several concerns

                First off, the girl was in court for accusing someone of assault.. red flag #1.

                2, you're going to spend time with the girl, 1 on 1, with no witnesses behind closed doors... a complete stranger... the only way another human being could accuse you of doing something you didnt do is exactly in such a situation

                [–]KingZeeke 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                Did she get a ride to court from her Mom?

                Why did she need a ride from you to her house?

                Generally, if you are 24+ you have a car...and if you need to go to court, you drive there...

                I think you got extremely lucky that you said "I can give you a ride" and she said OK. 95% of the time that would be "Oh I drove here" game done.

                [–]BitsAndBobs304 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Yes, the young single mother who cant speak basic english must be loaded with cash. How did she get away from her limo driver and bodyguards???

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                The mom was the mother of the friend that Rachel was charging. I drove. The girl told me she took the bus and gave me her number and I know her address. If she had a car I would have just told her to meet me at a different location and hang out and try to escalate from there. Yes, I got lucky, when preparation meets opportunity. I woukd not have had the skills to pull this off before and what was to come.

                [–]GodLikeVelociraptor 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                Yuck. Hitting on people at the DMV/courts is little better than picking people up at the psych emergency ward at the general hospital.

                [–]john2kxx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                Hot girls get speeding tickets, too.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                She's in court, she must be some trashy hooker from the Bronx!

                ....The exaggeration people will do to remain in denial.

                [–]latinasonly 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                thanks for the great post! and many good lessons in there (logistics in middle of conversation, seeing the cues women give, being the Rock). im looking forward to more of your posts!

                I buttered her up

                can you elaborate on sweet talking, buttering up girls

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                It was a medical appointment and she was an employee. After suggesting I was a criminal, I told her she was cute then left. I called her on her office phone and told her how hot I thought she was and would do things to her. She was loving it and gave me her number.

                [–]latinasonly 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                Can you give some more details on your phone call ? How exactly did you word “I thought she was hot and would do things to her “

                Thanks !

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                So you want me to phone sex you?

                [–]A_solo_tripper 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                The following report is one of a few hangouts I've done with the same woman.

                Does this mean this wasn't the first interaction with her?

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                My first one. We hung out maybe 4 or 5 more times since then.

                [–]FormOfTheChair 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                Warlock, what about condoms? Do you bring them with you? Pull out? It wasn't mentioned in your post how you managed contraception.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                Do what you think you should do. No need for my advice.

                [–]temerity18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Thanks for taking the time to write up your adventure. I will add one of your pointers to my habits.

                [–]Doctordinglefuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                1. Why are kids salty? Shit like this happens every day. You kids clearly havent been around psychos or criminals, they do this shit like its mandatory.

                2. She turned for doggy, I go to town. There's a big mirror in front of the bed. I stare at myself thrusting. I think of the American Psycho scene. Oh, yeah

                Boner achieved. Relatable.


                [–]Tousen71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Very well written story. Bravo dude.

                [–]MrAnderzon 0 points1 point  (4 children)

                'They put themselves in a position to receive male escalation attempts'

                Could you add to that

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

                Example: A woman may get dressed up out of nowhere and plop herself alone at a bar sipping on her drink talking to nobody. She's waiting to be noticed and approached.

                A girl will walk in your vicinity for no reason and stay there, but never initiate.

                The girl in my report suddenly started dancing, swaying her body in the kitchen. Her biology is telling her display herself in hopes of garnering the attention of a man.

                If you hang out in a circle, and you may witness a taken girl suddenly doll herself up one night and go with her friends for a 'girls night out'. She's hoping to garner attention from other men and 'see what happens'. I saw this one happen and will descrbe in the next report.

                [–]Self-honest 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                you may witness a taken girl suddenly doll herself up one night and go with her friends for a 'girls night out'. She's hoping to garner attention from other men and 'see what happens'.

                One of my LTRs a few years ago got all dolled up for work one morning when there were going to be multiple male vendors setting up tents and giving away free samples. It had nothing to do with her job and she wouldn't necessarily even see them if she didn't go out of her way, but I knew what was going on. She 100% got some strange D within the next few weeks and I broke up with her within the month as her attitude turned to shit.

                The old joke about men "posting up and putting the vibe out" is funny because that's exactly how women act. And that shit works for them. The interesting part to me is, when you feel attracted to some sexy little thing swinging her hips and smelling good enough to eat, do you attack, or does your programming make you feel uncomfortable for your sexual thoughts and shut down? Clearly OP is an animal. There are quite a few robots out there too. Hell, I've been one. Happy to flow freely these days.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                A 100% sign she's checking out.

                [–]TheSanctified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                This is very important to recognize. Would you say these actions are derived from the subconscious or premeditated?

                I was arguing with an american girl about feminism once (with two other European Girls who I eventually got onto my side) and she literally called me an asshole. After we changed topic she began touching me and engaging me in side conversation.

                I wasn't sure if she was suddenly showing genuine interest or simply trying to undo the damage she did to her social image.

                [–]10211799107 3 points4 points  (4 children)

                So many bitter keyboard warriors. We're here to help each other and the moment someone has a good experience and shares it he gets shit for it.

                There are ways to spot shit posts and this is not it. Good analysis and explanation of lessons learned. Everything is textbook RP.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Saying you don't believe it is one thing, but the vitriol is another. The fact I could evoke so much emotion shows I struck a cord. Denial and jealousy and envy. Because if they accept that this is true, they can't feel good about themselves.

                [–]Do not send modmail to my personal inboxCrazyHorseInvincible[M] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                The mod team actually likes that shit.

                It gives us a chance to remove the people who cannot be helped, and will just get in everyone else's way.

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                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                I'll try to be more real and less gay in the future. Thanks for the tip, slayer.

                [–]tempolaca 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                I don't think this is bullshit in any way but fucking single mothers really don't deserve a wall of text. Single mothers SMV are rock bottom.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Kids doesnt affect smv, only rmv. Moms are often the most wild too. We always have fun.

                [–]skets47 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Jesus so much text, i turned blind at the second sentence

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Cant read more than two sentences at a time? Doesn't sound good, seek a neurologist.

                [–]curiouswanderer2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Completely off topic, how difficult do you find it getting to an intermediate from "higher-beginner" stage of your target language? I'm in SEA and haven't even looked at a 2nd language until my late 20's before, and even after a couple years of immersion I'm still only a higher beginner. I see all these polygots learning languages easily, but I struggle a bit here.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Most people learned another language as children. It's easier when you're young because there's not as much old information colliding with the incoming new information.

                [–]assholeofthesky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I've learned, crime, even violent crime is a panty-wetter

                I was going to write a post about this and you've done it. it's weird how women get turned on by the psycho in us men but they eat it the fuck up

                [–]Fulltilt_Ronny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                People doubting the Story = ban? really? why not let People believe what they want about this Story and be open about it?

                [–]DrasticGoDown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I'm guessing Spanish/Colombian or Eastern European.

                [–]slayerbizkit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Language was Spanish, Porteguese, maybe even Russian? It just got me thinking how being perceived as "The Boss" (or "jefe" in spanish) is a huge in other cultures. I manage properties for my family in a spanish-speaking country, people in the local community just started calling me "Jefe" out of the blue and it stuck. That alone has gotten me far with chicks out there.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Always use a stereotypical turn-on to your advantage. In that instance I had badboy, in your case, Jefe. Use the cards you have. Or make them up. Perception is everything.

                [–]shorndog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Man, you are one dark triad mother fucker if ever I've seen one. Most of us are unlikely to pull something quite this fluid. Still, plenty of good advice that we can apply for general situations.

                [–]FriendlyNeighburrito 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                Sounds all great, pretty textbook stuff.

                If I were to add any suggestion for improvement, I would say stop calling it "session", "mission", "operation", what are you a five year old playing soldier? You're pulling a girl, chill.

                Secondly, you seem to be doing alright, why do you use instagram? Sounds kinda pointless, though if you enlighten me, I might learn something new.

                [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                A picture's worth a thousand words for preselection. Indirect communication, the best kind. Keeps the iron hot even when I'm not around or talking to her. More importantly, women are much more willing to hang out if they see your instagram first (i.e. on you've cold approached). Lurkers you haven't spoken to for awhile can be opened later with mild effort. Has created more social opportunities. Creates a subject to discuss upon seeing each other for the first time in awhile.

                [–]FriendlyNeighburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I guess there are a few benefits, in being “with it”. Alright thanks.

                [–]Chitlinsandgravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                That last part, about the dancing, I partially agree with. Yes, on one hand. On the other, I've observed this behavior when a girl is "feeling herself", or in her zone. Once you've ticked her boxes, the little girl in em likes to come out and play.

                It can* also a sign of extreme comfort.

                [–]A2k32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                This story spells out smoooth criminal. When's the movie coming out Director Warlock?

                [–]armadyllll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                lold at the American Psycho part. Speaking Russian has played a part in me getting laid more than once

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