Building PowerBecoming A Red Pill Alpha Wizard (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil

Pretty much everything written for the Red Pill and Manosphere is done from a rational, materialist or scientific perspective. Today Alpha Wizard GaylubeOil is swerving the Red Pill Bro Bus in the opposite direction. That means spiritualism, metaphysics alchemy and magic. This post is literally gonna make you an Alpha Wizard.

Why would anyone want to become an Alpha Wizard? Because honestly bro do you really wanna continue being a lame ass beta bitch, following an assortment of guides, protocols and procedures? Or do you want to psychologically transform yourself through a magic ritual making yourself impervious to stress and the judgment of the outside world? Obviously the second one. But if you're not ready for that I understand. You're more than welcome to fuck off to another post. Maybe read an autistic kid’s field report about dry fingering a weird girl’s vagina.

First, a point of clarification. There are many schools of magic and paths to the sacred art. Your university’s student loan office teaches Babylonian Money Magic and can make your money disappear for decades. Many occult societies practice Sex Magic and will teach you how to make a 70 year old penis disappear (with your butthole). So if you don't like my approach this doesn't have to be the end of your magical journey.

Next, I gotta to be real and lay out the bad news. Not everyone has a high enough Alpha power level to become an Alpha Wizard. You’ll need a level of 5 minimum for any of this to work. If you score below a 2 you probably won't be able to benefit from this post. That's why I wrote the previous paragraph for all the beta wizards. Unfortunately y'all gotta get your powers by making penises disappear. Don't get mad at me. I don't make the rules. I'm just telling you about them.

At this point all of you are wondering what your Alpha Wizard Power Level is. This is how you find out. Next time your at the gym look for an average dude doing a bodybuilding routine on bench press. Count the number of reps he does to figure out a baseline, this should be in the 10-12 range. Then invite yourself to spot this stranger, allegedly because you care about gym safety or whatever. If he tells you to fuck off your score is -1. On his next set start motivating him to get more reps. Yelling is okay. Touching the bar is not. The number of reps he does above baseline is your Alpha Wizard Power Level.

Making people measurably stronger by speaking to them is magic. Specifically, it's alchemy because what we're doing is manipulating people's blood chemistry by forcing them to secrete adrenaline. I know there's gonna be some dude fagging in the comments saying shit like magic isn't real. Bro you don't even know my power level. If I can double a dude's bench press with just my voice I can most definitely make your wife’s self respect disappear. She'll become a wizard and make your house disappear. Alakazam!

If you've gotten this far and have a power level of at least 5 preferably 7, you are ready for the Alpha Wizard Right of Initiation. The main thing holding dudes here back is a Hollywood idealized view of women coupled with and extreme risk aversion. Once that's gone, they're unshackled from the Blue Pill Superego free to live life on their own terms as an Alpha Wizard.

Here's what you do. Go to any University in a white robe with an anti-abortion sign. Something creative like: If Fetuses Aren't Human Why Shouldn't Pregnant Women Drink Alcohol? Get into as many confrontations with Thots, Cucks and professors as possible. Do this for 2-3 hours until campus security throws you off campus. That should permanently destroy all approach anxiety and any NAWLT delusions you have about women.

Obviously 80% of the dudes here come to masterbate to pseudo scientific Alpha guides so they can comfortably do nothing. Breaking format by writing about Wizards is a sure way to enrage and disrupt the spergathon. The point of the Red Pill isn't to write fantasies for losers it's to change men. That means challenging men. I challenge you to become a Red Pill Alpha Wizard!

If your interested in building body and mind, shoot me a PM to join GaylubeOil's Wizard Academy

[–]modTheRedPike[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

You should add white robes to your merchandise. It appears people think they actually are supposed to buy them.

[–]keichram 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Truly an incredible masterpiece of a shitpost

[–]MarcosDomingues 184 points185 points  (6 children)

geez what a fucking shit post

[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 34 points35 points  (3 children)

What level Wizard are you?

[–]caliginousbliss 0 points1 point  (2 children)

He has more points than you right now... what does your theory say?

[–]modTheRedPike[M] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

My theory says we don't give a shit about upvotes.

[–]clavabot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its all about the tag, see it respect it.

[–]ToryTosh1922 39 points40 points  (1 child)

I have to admit "Maybe read an autistic kid's field report about dry fingering a weird girl's vagina" had me in stitches laughing 😂

[–]MarcosDomingues 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I like to call that a dry joke

[–]FullMetalAsshole 26 points27 points  (2 children)

The spergtards downvoting this are the same spergtards that learned to wield their wands to Emma Watson and the Cuckolds Stone.

JK Rowling made y’all think magic belongs to the realm of fantasy while failing to see the Chad magic which made your ex girlfriend slip on someone elses cock.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This. Magic is 1000% real. Reality/perception of reality are constantly opposed and never fully aligned in all people across time.. this allows you some wiggle room where you can fuck around and create your own reality

[–]Matthias_Foley35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Perception is reality.

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet 75 points76 points  (3 children)

I just came here for advice on how to swing my wand around in public without getting arrested.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 45 points46 points  (2 children)

That's what African Shamans do. They're wizards

[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Freddie Mercury sung “it’s a kind of magic”

He was a wizard too. He could make your lymphocytes disappear!

[–]FormerBlueFool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brilliant post, comment and reply.

Thanks for all you guys do.

[–]danoranika 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Proposed alpha wizard initiation: Sign up for a stand up comedy open mic. And do "tranny" material. Say "I like trannies. Not sexually, but I respect them. I think it takes balls to be a tranny, no pun intended" At this point, you'll lose the crowd. Then say "'Gender fluid' sounds like something they pump into transvestites during surgery". If they haven't thrown you off the stage, say "trannies are gay guys that want to fuck straight men, but they insult our intelligence. Straight means "I like hot women", not "I'll fuck anything that claims to be a woman". You'll probably bomb but still have a 77% chance of being the funniest guy on stage that night.

[–]clavabot 4 points5 points  (2 children)

If you write some more materiel like this I will 100% take it to an open mic at my uni campus and present it.

[–]danoranika 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Open by saying you're transgendered and transracial and that you identify as a Chinese woman. And close by saying trans lesbians are really out here with wigs and high heels and still in the closet. Other than that, you're on your own. I already ghost wrote half your act for free.

[–]clavabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I make it big, I'll give u a shout out

[–]Nutman-maddog 12 points13 points  (1 child)

There’s gonna be a bunch of spergs trying to spot and yell at people training chest at the gym now. I hope you realized what you done

[–]4matting 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spergs will then come back to OP and ask what their wizard level is, after their gym bro does less reps.

[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 11 points12 points  (12 children)

This is golden.

You get this post, then you get typically no upvotes and you can clearly see that some guys in comments aren’t really trolling but stupid.

Then you get a few posts with high number of upvotes which do exactly what you describe: 10 ways to become alpha male.

Few years ago I thought that we are beyond salvation - we as a human race. That no kind of Jesus will help.

We are indeed.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Theyre retards but they are our retards because they have retardedly chosen us for whatever reason to lead them.

[–]1sezamus 1 point2 points  (10 children)

Jesus has left the building as I remember...

[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 1 point2 points  (9 children)

"No kind of Jesus will help" when I wrote it, meant (for me) that it doesn't matter, if GLO, Whisper, Auvergnant, redpillschool, Rian_Stone, OmLaLa, Pook, Muhhamad or Jeshua son of god himself will stand before you and tell you what to do, you will still be beyond any kind of salvation.

Existence of TRP and posts like the one GLO wrote seem to confirm this theory of mine.

We're unsalvageable. Only a few, only if they work really hard. But as a human race, we're mostly beyond any form of help. History seems to confirm that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"The human race is a dangerously insane and sick species." -eckhart tolle, the power of now

[–]3LiveAFTSOV -1 points0 points  (6 children)

You theory is that life is pointless, and that 90% of people can't be saved ? Thats nihilistic and unacceptable .

And needs saving from what, themselves? They don't need you to save them and don't want you to save them.

All people have the potential to save themselves, given the work.

[–]BillyRedRocks 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I like the word "unacceptable" xD Unacceptable by who? You? are you gonna drag them out of the blue pill gutter? What if they don't want to be saved?

[–]3LiveAFTSOV 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Unacceptable to me.

I will never abide by, believe in, or have faith in a philosophy that says the majority are unsaveable trash, and that I am some how in the magical 10% - that's narcissism to it's highest form.

Not everyone wants to be saved - I dont care. I'm worried about them.

Ex Addict Bro says WE arent able to be saved , you and me.

[–]BillyRedRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what? He can say whatever he wants, feel free to prove him wrong.

[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I will never abide by, believe in, or have faith in a philosophy that says the majority are unsaveable trash, and that I am some how in the magical 10% - that's narcissism to it's highest form.

I think exactly that. Those are my own observations, I had my time in the EMT when I saw people on various levels of functioning, I had my time in various workplaces when I tried to help people "improve".

Most people don't want to improve.

"The magical 10%"... yes, I think I'm in the "magical 10%". I have a PC, I can use internet, I earn very good money, I found TRP, I have a few guys out here who I can PM and they will tell me what they think. That's A LOT. So, I'm in the "magical 10%", that's what I believe.

How did I end up in that magical 10%, what did I do? The truth is, I have no fucking idea. I don't know what pushed me in order to chase improvement, I have no idea where that inspiration came from and what's most important, I don't ascribe that idea to myself. So it doesn't look narcissistic at all to me. If I told people that it is "all my hard work", but it's not. It was some work indeed, but where did the initial idea came from?

I don't know. Maybe I was just lucky. And there's no point in bragging how lucky one is, isn't?

Not everyone wants to be saved - I dont care. I'm worried about them.

Well, it looks like you just contradicted yourself.

Ex Addict Bro says WE arent able to be saved , you and me.

Believe whatever you want. I believe my best form is someone else's bottom. I believe that even if I did vast amounts of improvement, I'm still lagging behind. I believe, that there's some kind of improvement that happens between generations, if ever.

So actually my own "OMG, I'm saved" may just come from the lack of the knowledge how better the life may be. Something along "if you think your training is finished, you're not trained, but you may be finished".

So... it's a bit hard for me to explain it, but what I believe is I can be saved up to the level that I can actually comprehend.

Me getting my shit together and improving is one thing, getting my life and money and work in order, that's good thing. When I'm 60 yo, my "stats" (wisdom, money, frame, all this kind of stuff) may be as good as Elon Musk's was when he was 25.

What I'm trying to say is I believe there are people out there that are light years ahead of me and their improvement is beyond my comprehension. Even on this forum, even if I'm "tagged", there are ECs (seniors, vanguards) that I don't think I will ever be able to match with.

I can be saved as much as I can grasp.

Probably for some other dude, on the other side of the globe, that maximal level of my comprehension may be too low for him to even consider explaining some of his basic life rules or ideas.

That's what I think how things are.

[–]3LiveAFTSOV 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This entire paragraph has some insane value.

It meshes well with my most recent post too.

"Probably for some other dude, on the other side of the globe, that maximal level of my comprehension may be too low for him to even consider explaining some of his basic life rules or ideas."

Your 100 is his 25


"I can only be saved as much as I can grasp."

The truth. And some don't grasp shit, and don't want to be saved... but then it's that question again.

Saved from what? From who?

[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saved from what? From who?

7.5 yrs ago I realised I need to give up booze. I did, then I took too much work and started overeating heavily. I understood some shit is up and I need to fix myself and I started doing that.

Few days ago I spoke with a patient that I performed anaesthesia on earlier. He came drunk to work, then injured his limb. I told him that I don't drink for about 7 yrs and asked him if he thinks he has problem with alcohol. He denied, I said "ok then, bye", we shook hands.

Saved from what? I have no idea.

Matrix inhabitants have no idea what the Matrix is.

Addicts have no idea how good can sobriety be.

Unless I somehow see the next step, unless I see that first percent after "100%" (which is "26th%" of someone else), I can not be saved. That's what I believe.

People can't be predictably detached from blue pill reality and there's a magnitude of proof all over TRP (usually "I tried red-pilling my friend and it went horribly wrong").

Fuck, just look at GLOs recent post about "becoming an alpha wizard". Hilarious, funny, inspirational. Look at comments, look at votes. Are people really this stupid? Yes, they are.


"Then some of the Pharisees and teachers of the law said to him, “Teacher, we want to see a sign from you.” He answered, “A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a sign! But none will be given it except the sign of the prophet Jonah"

We've already been given all the signs, man.

[–]Serious_Tour 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can confirm that alpha wizardry is a real thing, it's just commonly referred as another term: social facilitation.

[–]RLazerbeam 19 points20 points  (1 child)

GLO at it again with the hidden agenda shitposts, it never ceases to amaze me how much effort goes into them haha

[–]4matting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly wonder where these guys find the time.

[–]NASCARnormie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can confirm my alfalfa levels are off the scale after pulling out the pro-abortion argument in a lecture. Every chick pulled a 180 exorcist type turn after i pulled that argument. I recommend it for all black knights who want to wreak havoc at uni and increase their alfalfa levels.

[–]cre8tionrebel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Maybe read an autistic kid’s field report about dry fingering a weird girl’s vagina. "

Gaylubeoil wizard academy sounds amazing! I am sending PM! I plan on initiating soon.

[–]BitFieldDistribute 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Link to the dry fingering report?

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorRian_Stone 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Well... I guess that settles that. An interesting take on the 'ask 50 chicks for the time' routine, I'll give ya that.

Though I think the people who most need to read this aren't going to understand what you're saying

[–]BillyRedRocks 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's almost as if he wants them to eat paint... wants them to just go out and do something, anything even if it seems retarded. It's a interesting approach but I have no idea if it's working or not.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorRian_Stone 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Granted, what guys think is the worst that can happen is way worse than what actually happens

[–]BillyRedRocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If anyone can bottle it and make them do things he'll be the new king of the world.

[–]TheBadGoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess this only applies to America...You know freedom of speech and shit

[–]1sezamus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember my PT exam in military. During sit-ups I was exhausted, I felt I couldn't do it anymore after 3 clicks of running and pull-ups. Then I heard the scream of a fellow soldier (female in fact) "C'mon! Do it! Again! Don't give up, you almost have it!". It gave me so much energy and motivation that I did 7 more reps and passed with an A.

The magic works. The most of you haven't faced it, because you have never been pushed that hard in your life.

[–]Jonathan4tw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can understand a lot about a person from the way they speak. If you can’t break the Beta out of his zone of comfort than it may speak volumes about you.

[–]ShotgunTRP 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably the greatest rp post in the history of mankind

GLO please write a book

[–]drawden63 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Been away from this sub for a while now. Really glad to see GayLubeOil is still doing his shit. And no dont care if this makes me a cock sucking beta-faggot fanboy.

[–]danoranika 6 points7 points  (0 children)

. >not following the sub almost exclusively for GLO shitposting

Why live?

[–]3LiveAFTSOV 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Strong men are able to motivate and lead their followers - language is used as a tool to have people complete the Leader's goals.

Strong men also do not buckle under pressure. Yelling at a gym does not stir up discomfort in strong men. Being in a heated conversation does not deter strong men. Being the only beacon of righteousness when surrounded by weak people does not phase strong men.

Liked the message.

Edit: Always a brigade, lmao

[–]modTheRedPike 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Always a brigade, lmao

Imma gonna pay the line on this a little bit on this and perhaps get busy with the rope in the morning. What always astounds me is how people a) recognize his posts as outrageous and then b) take them literally. I set my thermostat to a higher number than this sort of IQ.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorRian_Stone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As do I, and we use the metric system over here

[–]revbound 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What the fuck.

[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No sure which wand to select?

[–]blkMGTOW07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well this was refreshingly different.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, challenge accepted. See you on campus in my white robes

[–]Ezaar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omfg this glorious.


[–]voxiqs 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Thought this was a Harry Potter fan smut spinoff. Some people have too much time on their hands.

[–]1TrenGod37 16 points17 points  (6 children)

He just has a creative way of getting his point across. It keeps you interested. You read it all didn’t you?

Not to mention half the time his messages goes over half of your heads.

[–]clavabot 5 points6 points  (4 children)

This would be one of those times

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorRian_Stone 2 points3 points  (1 child)

read it again, keep the word 'shortcuts' and 'larping' in the back of your mind when you do

[–]clavabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have taken this advice and reread 60% of GLOS stuff keeping this in mind, its eyeopening tbh

[–]voxiqs -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

No one said I didn’t enjoy it 😏

[–]SmackinDatAss 1 point2 points  (3 children)

If I get really Alfa, I mean like Alfa level 9, do I get a cool hat?

[–]MarcosDomingues 9 points10 points  (2 children)

You get +5 hat of weapon smithing

[–]SmackinDatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have always wanted the +5 hat of weapon smithing. I'm going to be Alfa.

[–]Supremedis 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Who da fook is dis guy?

[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 5 points6 points  (0 children)


Need some tips?

[–]masculine_spirit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah you speak of your energy field lol I don’t think most if anyone on here besides you would care about such power. Keep spreading them good vibes 😎✌🏼.

[–]foursavingstuph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Injecting turns dudes into trolls lol.

[–]Mako515 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I just red an autistic kids post about dry fingering a dry vagina

[–]learningboii 4 points5 points  (8 children)

How does this guy even attract readers with his condescending tone??

[–]3LiveAFTSOV 17 points18 points  (3 children)

it's condescending when perceived that way.

Kinda like when a guy says "women are sluts," then the sluttiest girl in the group says "no theyre not!"

the language is designed to smoke people out - thats how I can put it. If you think it's about you, it's you.

[–]learningboii 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Woah bro, I love your YouTube channel. Great fucking work. Seriously. An honour to be replied to by you.

Also, I guess you have a solid point. Maybe his articles are just not my cup of tea.

[–]3LiveAFTSOV 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I read GLO's works, most of the time I laugh and say, "okay, what else, tell me something I dont know,"

Other times they're helpful, and thought provoking - really introspection inducing stuff.

I think he mostly writes stuff to get people upset - test their mettle. If some random guy on the internet's essays make people flip out emotionally - they wont make it in the real world.

"The Court Jester"

Also, Im glad you like my videos man. I just did an exclusive recording with Rollo Tomassi, gonna drop that video for you soon.

[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What was the last time you were having fun?

[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Der! Wizard powers.

[–]Iwannachokekatie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is my APL (alpha power level) 0 if the guy I am spotting does not want to do more reps? Is my APL correlated to making myself hit more reps?

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're not motivating him hard enough. Leaders lead.

[–]broccoli49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U are fucking retarded. Get some help.

[–]Kyson5 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Let me ask you something, whats your take on Auras? It seems like this is something you make use of, seeing as the post has an RPG/Fantasy style to it

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Bro I don't know anything about anime fantasy. Alchemy is a completely legitimate thing according to Aristotle and Plato.

[–]3LiveAFTSOV 6 points7 points  (2 children)

mental alchemy atleast is real

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Finally we can agree on something

[–]Illgetbettersure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a movie scene from fight club

[–]technoredpill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

isn't the truth hilarious

[–]_Last_Man_Standing_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time your at the gym look for an average dude doing a bodybuilding routine on bench press. Count the number of reps he does to figure out a baseline, this should be in the 10-12 range. Then invite yourself to spot this stranger, allegedly because you care about gym safety or whatever. If he tells you to fuck off your score is -1. On his next set start motivating him to get more reps. Yelling is okay. Touching the bar is not. The number of reps he does above baseline is your Alpha Wizard Power Level.

I did this last week non intentionally... was my first day at the new gym... saw a big guy doing some serious weight at 4-5 reps... offered to spot... he did +1 reps after I was there...

didn't do it to motivate him... I just looked like he needs someone to spot... (serious weight... almost double what I was doing...)

how many points do I get if I didn't do it with intention to motivate and if the guy was doing 3-4 reps and not 10-12...???

[–]BillyRedRocks 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What are we supposed to do if we're not American?

[–]retro-dance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still patiently waiting on that post on male solipsism..

[–]SmackinDatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After our training today, am I now alfa? I think I am totally alfa.

[–]AssDefect20 -1 points0 points  (6 children)

TLDR: Do something stupid and unnecessary to eliminate aproach anxiety. God forbid to stay simple and cold approach.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

This is The Red Pill but apparently freeing yourself of Blue Pill values is stupid for some reason.

[–]AssDefect20 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Its stupid because its a waste of time, plus its Shitmerica so you might get arrested or shot or something.

Simplicity is genius. Cold approach. Social circle. If hot Tinder. Penis in vagina.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Hai Red Pill I'm afraid of not following rules. How do I become Alfa?

[–]AssDefect20 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I spent years internalizing Red pill and its principles and came up with my own "rules" , which happen to align closely with the principles of the sidebar, because, wouldnt you know it, great ideas RESONATE with people.

You just pulled your Spergy (GayLubeOil TM) story out of your ass and started preaching to people to do it.

Blindly following Sperg-dvice, even from GayLubeOil, cannot end well.

[–]1alphasquatch50 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Something about a conflict between usernames like gaylubeoil and assdefect seems funny.

[–]blkMGTOW07 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes that gave me a good chuckle.

Have an upvote good sir