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Field Report[FR] Tinder HB5 first date close (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by tayowsp

Fucking a Tinder HB5 slut on the first date is nothing remarkable, but I learned a few lessons anyway. So I decided to share.


She had "I like to travel and keep fit" in her bio. Opened with "tell me about your weirdest travel experience", she replied with some BS and asked me for the same. I told her "I'll tell you a few over a drink - what's your number?". She gave it to me, I texted her 2 days after for logistics.


I arrived 5 minutes late. She looked like HB7 on Tinder, but she was definitely not keeping herself fit (quite fat) but still had a cute face. I was disappointed but as I only have one FWB at the moment I want to build abundance.

She was probably 10cm taller than me and wasn't wearing heels. I was initially intimidated by that, and she looked really uninterested at the beginning (avoiding eye contact, replying briefly). I thought shit like: "she expected me to be taller and probably regrets coming here". This is an example of how someone insecure's brain works.

I decided to ignore my brain and keep it completely cool. Nothing about height was ever mentioned on the date. Even though her body language was uninterested, we had small conversation and every time I had a chance to tease her/touch her I did.

E.g. I asked about her occupation, she answered and asked about mine. I replied "take a guess". She said something wrong and I laughed at her and said "-1 point for lack of people-reading abilities". I kept playing this game about her losing points with me throughout the date and she loved it.


Went for a chill venue. Cute waitress recognized me and said "welcome back" (as I always bring first dates there). My date liked that. While drinking I mostly discussed FORD teasing and kino-ing. During a moment of silence we locked eyes, I pulled her towards me and we kissed. 0 resistence, she went straight for the tongue.

20 more minutes in the venue, then we split the bill and I told her to walk with me. We walked in a place with a cool view, made out once more (I teased her moving my face away before kissing, touched her breasts after a bit of resistance).

I then told her I was going to make tea at my place and that she should join. She came without resistance, I brewed tea, escalated, and then we fucked.

I didn't find her hot so I took about 1.5hr to cum. She literally sucked my dick non-stop for 50min, worshipping me. I'm not bragging as she was just an HB5 but I realized that a few points of SMV discrepancy in my favour can make girls work for hours just to get my semen on their faces. This is what every Chad must experience with HB8+.


After sex I wanted her to leave but kicking her out would have made her feel like shit, which I didn't want. We had more tea and small conversation, then I told her I needed to sleep and asked if she knew how to get back home (implying I wanted her to leave without being a dick). She got the hint and left, I kissed her goodbye.

She'll probably text me but I will not schedule another date.


Lessons learned:

  • The most important thing was my DGAF attitude. I was chill, kept teasing/touching/leading her. How did it come so natural? Because I knew she was just an HB5. I probably would have not felt the same level of confidence with a HB7-8. I want to be able to act this way with girls I find extremely attractive as well - guess that will take practice.

  • If she feels like you're much higher value she will literally suck your cock non-stop for 1hr. This is what the HB8 you're obsessing about is probably doing to her Chad plate right now.

  • I managed to shut down my insecurities about height and be nonchalant about her initial disinterest. I think that was very important. If I had said something like "you seem distant" or "why are you so quiet?" then it would have probably shown that I cared and she would have been even more turned off.


[–]Do not send modmail to my personal inboxCrazyHorseInvincible[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (6 children)

Whiny report hall of shame:

1: congrats you lost your virginity to a fatty... fuck off fag

Wow, you must be the biggest swinging dick on TRP. Teach us, maestro! Or just STFU.

1: This is spam

We ignore these, you know, unless they actually are, which is next to fucking NEVER. Take three seconds and give a real reason.

[–]bearsick 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sounds like one of my old POF dates. It was a joke to me after a while how easy it was to fuck ugly sluts on the first date.

[–][deleted]  (16 children)

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[–]tayowsp[S] 70 points71 points  (4 children)

Not proud of fucking her, proud of being able of ignoring my stupid insecurities. Feel free to report/delete if you think there's zero value in the FR.

[–]its_meKnightSwolaire[🍰] 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Just giving you shit my boy. It’s a rite of passage here.

For the record I have also fucked a fatty. It was easy

[–]superbad4life 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Serious question: is it worth it for the abundance mentality and gain confidence? Because I've messed around (all but sex) with fat girls, but couldn't pull the trigger on actually banging them.

[–]its_meKnightSwolaire[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look man in the end it’s whatever floats your boat. If some chick makes you hard and you wanna bang just bang and disregard what internet bros say. Gotta do you.

If you think it will help you go for it. IMO don’t make a habit of it tho

[–]2littleblacktruck 25 points26 points  (5 children)

It's Fuck-A-Fatty Funtime. Leave the dude alone.

[–]its_meKnightSwolaire[🍰] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

No. I’ve had my posts ripped apart too. That’s how it’s done here

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]Morphs_ -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Your post probably sucked then. Ripping posts apart is not some ride of passage.

    [–]firagabird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As a newbie, I feel compelled to follow in OP's footsteps if only to know what DGAF feels like. Approaching hot women is nice & all, but at this rate it's gonna take a long time before I get a close often enough to improve my late date & sex game

    [–]Do not send modmail to my personal inboxCrazyHorseInvincible[M] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Not helpful.

    [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It was funny though.

    [–]Rob345678 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Got to kill a couple dragons in order to get to the princess! Lmao

    [–]zboo1h 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Sluts will always worship your nuts if they feel you're above them. Having a girl mouthfuck herself on my cock for an hour on my couch while I just sat there smoking weed and being amazed at her tenacity is one of my favorite memories. Good job whaling my brother. Harvest that blubber.

    [–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Sluts will always worship your nuts if they feel you're above them.

    +1. That's not "SMV discrepancy", that's a matter of frame. The time slut will realise you're above her, the rating on "HB scale" does not matter.

    [–]MiZiSTiK 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Wow that was cringy to read

    [–]Seven_Veils 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    All pussies feel the same, amiright?

    [–]1atticusfinch1973 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Good for you.

    Make sure if you’re going to ditch her you have evidence via text she had a good time and save it just in case.

    [–]Brickles09 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Good job training her for her post-wall beta husband. Keep enjoying the decline my man.

    [–]clausternn 39 points40 points  (27 children)

    HB5

    quite fat

    Pick one.

    You have a lot of work to do. Good luck out there.

    [–]nofilmynofucky 25 points26 points  (5 children)

    Tbf the number scale is subjective, I like chubby girls myself.

    [–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 12 points13 points  (4 children)

    I liked chubby girls, then I got older, started lifting and stopped liking chubby girls.

    2 reasons.

    Personal hygiene. They get sweaty after a short walk.

    They aren't fit. Fucking a girl who's unable to put her legs on my shoulders is not a good idea, as we're coming close to a point she may actually get hurt. Not to mention other activities.

    There's one more reason not to fuck fat girls: they have serious personality problems (this is why they're fat). Mostly because they're lying whores and they want to feel good without actually doing anything.

    And another one: as I wrote before, no method of contraception is 100% childproof, so just make sure the girl you're fucking looks decent, so you won't be ashamed if she goes pregnant.

    [–]nofilmynofucky 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    I think we have different definitions of chubby, I mean girls who are curvy with just a liiittle bit extra.

    [–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Me too. And those girls are fine as long as you're below 20 yo.

    [–]nofilmynofucky 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    as I've not encountered any of the issues to which you refer I'll have to assume we're talking about different scenarios tbh.

    [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    5 is average. Have you seen the average american woman? It's quite disgusting.

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]boredathome19 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      I prefer wanking over a fattie tbh. Not worth going out and spending my time with her.

      [–]throw_it_away_like 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Fat is ok if she has big boobs.

      [–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Big boobs don't count if she's fat.

      [–]metrocker 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Dumb comment. This is fine for a FR explaining a specific situation. Stop trolling and write something better than this. Brah! ;-)

      [–]Nutman-maddog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Writing nothing would be writing something better then this neck beard fanfic.

      [–]noelexecom -4 points-3 points  (12 children)

      Wtf does HB8 and 5 or whatever mean. Im new here.

      [–]drty_pr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      It's a scale out of 1 - 10.

      [–]clausternn 3 points4 points  (5 children)

      How attractive the girl is. To me:

      4 and below - not attractive. I'd have to be very drunk or desperate.

      5 - not too attractive, but no reason why not if she's easy. I'll plate one if I don't have more attractive candidates.

      6 - slightly attractive. I'll gladly fuck her, but wouldn't spend too much effort

      7 - definitely attractive. No doubt about it. I'd be happy to fuck her and plate her. I'll put in a fair amount of effort.

      8 - here we're getting on the realm of very attractive. These girls get hit on front left and center. Though with the advent of Tinder 6s and 7s get a taste of that too.

      9 - the absolute most attractive girls I've ever seen IRL. I would put in tons of effort to bed one. It wouldn't even make my week, it would make my year.

      10 - the absolute most attractive girls in the world. Emma Watson, Aubrey Plaza, Scarlett Johansson, etc.

      [–]Wolveryn 19 points20 points  (1 child)

      Emma watson.... really?

      I give her 6/10 after subtracting the fame point

      [–]Zech4riah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Good Example in a way.

      You rank Emma Watson, Aubrey Plaza, Scarlett Johansson as your personal 10s.

      Me on the other hand rank em following way:

      Emma Watson - 8 Aubrey Plaza - Maybe weak 7 Scarlett Johansson - 8

      [–]superbad4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Try this

      Just so you know, 10s don't exist except for in theory.

      [–]soupandpoitin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Scarlett Johansson has something very masculine about her

      [–]blazeddto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      If you are new, read everything in the sidebar. It's quite a lot but essential to get what's talked about here.

      [–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Guys explained you the scale, so now please search youtube for "The Universal Hot vs Crazy Matrix". Obligatory material.

      [–]TheJCR 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Just for reference, how tall are you? And how tall was she?

      [–]tayowsp[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      I'm 168cm. She was probably around 175-180cm

      [–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Solid post, bro, have an upvote.

      Fucking a Tinder HB5 slut on the first date is nothing remarkable

      Depending on the country, city, society, culture.

      I thought shit like: "she expected me to be taller and probably regrets coming here". This is an example of how someone insecure's brain works.

      Great observation. But, but, but... did she tell you that? Nope. You tell that yourself.

      My recent progress came from my own observation of my inner language. "Gorilla mindset" by Mike Cernovich speaks about it briefly. Would you say this to your friend, telling you about a date he had?

      I dug my own grave in the past. My own procrastination and unwillingness to do stuff came from anxiety. The truth is, in many situation it's better to show up and do a lousy performance than not to perform at all.

      As for the girls... one of my plates is way taller than me and probably could easily wrestle me if she wanted to. I love fucking her and I love how submissive she is, but except commanding her to do stuff, I don't think I'd be able to lift her at all and mind that I'm not a short guy either. There's something magical about the way she gives herself to me... but I digress.

      I decided to ignore my brain and keep it completely cool. Nothing about height was ever mentioned on the date.

      Back in the day I wanted to become a DJ I remember hearing some girls criticising me at my 2nd or 3rd gig. I've heard her voice clearly for a moment. Then I realised, that it was my own brain self-talk, because music was very loud and they sat in a distance. This was so real the moment I've heard it, that I started to wonder if I have schizophrenia or something.

      Self-talk: notice, eventually write down, disassemble, analyse, learn when to tell your own brain to shut the fuck up and go fuck itself.

      Even though her body language was uninterested

      Still: your own interpretation. There were some posts about bitch-face girls with simple suggestion: ignore and proceed. Are you interested? Do you want to fuck her? What she wants and is interested in... that's her problem, not yours. Unless she tells you a clear "no", proceed.

      we had small conversation and every time I had a chance to tease her/touch her I did.

      Classic. Reminds me about "Book of Pook" on kino.

      E.g. I asked about her occupation, she answered and asked about mine. I replied "take a guess". She said something wrong and I laughed at her and said "-1 point for lack of people-reading abilities". I kept playing this game about her losing points with me throughout the date and she loved it.

      Classic. Bitches love this.

      I'm not bragging as she was just an HB5 but I realized that a few points of SMV discrepancy in my favour can make girls work for hours just to get my semen on their faces.

      It's not about SMV discrepancy. You're just not holding frame well enough with hotter girls. That's what holds you back.

      This is what every Chad must experience with HB8+.

      The way you handle reality is way more positive than your imagination.

      After sex I wanted her to leave but kicking her out would have made her feel like shit

      Nope. It would make YOU feel like shit and you seem to be a decent human being. That's what I also tend to do, so I noticed I seldom invite girl to my place. Going to her place gives me that part of control.

      I remember back in the day I invited a girl over, fucked her, came very quick then told her I've got stuff to do and she needs to leave. She obliged. Any negative repercussions? None.

      She'll probably text me but I will not schedule another date.

      My bet is you're going to fuck her hard and degrade her as you wish as soon as your balls fill up again. My bet is, you're going to try most of TRP "ideas" on that girl's ass because why not.

      Just make sure you won't make her pregnant. And, as there are no 100% sure methods of contraception, that's a good reason NOT to fuck girls below your SMV... if you make her pregnant, at least you won't be ashamed of it publicly...

      The most important thing was my DGAF attitude. I was chill, kept teasing/touching/leading her. How did it come so natural? Because I knew she was just an HB5. I probably would have not felt the same level of confidence with a HB7-8.

      That time will come. You're doing good. Just leave those Chad fantasies outside, that's your own idealised version of someone... internalise instead idealising.

      If she feels like you're much higher value she will literally suck your cock non-stop for 1hr.

      In the past when I had some problems with erection, I took the fault. Now if I have some problems with erection, I act like nothing happened and girls usually act like its their fault not mine.

      Frame is everything.

      "why are you so quiet?" then it would have probably shown that I cared and she would have been even more turned off.

      This question would make her feel uneasy and that's not the goal when you're on the date.

      When you're with a girl, make things easier for her. Don't make it harder.

      Solid post & thanks for sharing.

      [–]oytrp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I thought shit like: "she expected me to be taller and probably regrets coming here". This is an example of how someone insecure's brain works.

      I decided to ignore my brain and keep it completely cool.

      The real reason you were able to ignore your brain, keep cool and not give a fuck is because you knew you were significantly more attractive than her.

      Now imagine if you acted that way all the time regardless of her attractiveness.

      [–]BTR2018 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      How are you able to last 50 min, or even 1.5 hrs, without cumming? Are you taking supplements or something?

      [–]tayowsp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Probably just a combination of not being turned on enough, she not bring great at sucking, and having masturbated the day before

      [–]Sciptr 0 points1 point  (11 children)

      I’m quite curious if she texts you after this event.

      [–]Datwagg63 14 points15 points  (4 children)

      In reality does it matter? This is a stepping stone for him. He's learning from this and next time it will be an HB5.5

      [–]tayowsp[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      I've picked up my FWB (HB7, petite, just my type) the same way, first Tinder date close. But it was a one off and I've been craving more since. Failed quite a few dates after that. This is not a close I'm proud of but it's a good reminder of how things are and that confidence/DGAF is key

      [–]Datwagg63 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Word man. Props to you keep that shit up

      [–]Sciptr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It’s a learning experience. It shows if she’s interested in continuous contact. If she wants to come back because he did good or not. So yes, it is.

      [–]metrocker 0 points1 point  (5 children)

      She will, based on above. Altho pursuing depends on what's going on in her life.

      [–]Sciptr 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      Does this not go against the whole idea that a chick will jump through any hoop and climb into your window whenever she wants you?

      [–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      See my comment in this thread. Maybe she will climb his window as soon as he tells her to do that, but as u/metrocker said... what if she doesn't want to come out as obsessive-complulsive, what if she doesn't want to stalk him?

      [–]metrocker -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

      Nah. You gotta run away from those cz that is obsessive compulsive behaviour. Typically if they like you and if they are not crazy they will keep the communication lineopen. How much they pursue you romantically or sexually depends on several factors like age, situation in life, life experiences, their life goals, etc. That's assuming your game is tight. And that's why NEXT is important. Sometimes external factors influence outcomes.

      [–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The truth is, it doesn't matter.

      He suggests she will. That's his ego.

      She may or she may not. Does that mean something?

      Suppose she does text him. This may mean something - maybe OP is "Chad" for her. Or, maybe she's longing for her ex boyfriend who won't call her and wants to kill the loneliness.

      Suppose she doesn't. Maybe her vag bleeds, maybe OP is not her type. Or maybe she doesn't text bfs first because she never does that because her mommy told her that's what whores do and she's not a whore. She sucked OPs dick for hour on first date but SHE'S NOT A WHORE AND SHE WON'T TEXT HIM FIRST NEVER EVER. She's not.

      Her texting or not texting him means shit actually.

      Paging u/tayowsp

      [–]oooKenshiooo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Not every task in life is glorious, but you sure as hell can make sure you do it properly. Keep fighting the good fight!

      [–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      OP's not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed.

      [–]coopdawgX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Messing with girls like this really gives you some perspective of yourself - for the better.

      [–]thetotalpackage7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      all good. better than wanking it.