I stuck my dick in a crazy, clingy girl. How to save my ass? (self.asktrp)

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Long story short, I met this girl on Tinder and she agreed to come to my place where we had sex. Right away, she made sexual moves on me which led to the act. After we were done, we were lying in bed and she was showing me pictures on her phone. Turns out, this chick fucking screenshot and saved all of my Tinder profile pictures onto her device and she already told her family and friends about me and told me about us going on long adventures together and is making legitimate plans. To add fuel to the fire, she literally drove two hours from her hometown to my city just to see me and all of this happened in less than 72 hours. The cherry on top? She initially did not want to use a condom until I stopped her and put it on myself...

How do I ghost her to avoid legal trouble?

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[–]IrrelevantRaptor 116 points117 points  (23 children)

Yes be as beta as possible dude. Like read sidebar and do the exact opposite, fail every shit test, call and text her every 30 mins.

[–]igotreasons 105 points106 points  (20 children)

What could possibly go wrong.

[–]VolatileEnemy 72 points73 points  (14 children)

Easiest way out: Just cry... cry a lot. Act like having sex made you a girly man that sleeps a lot and mopes around all day, you don't take her out anywhere, and be as boring as possible, be clingy and desperate, talk about how you're not worthy of her, talk about only the things she gets bored out of her mind about. If you're not having to go to work: stop taking showers, keep your hair a mess, wear bad clothes, burp/fart a lot, talk about financial woes.

Done deal.

[–]VolatileEnemy 3 points4 points  (8 children)

If you do all that and she still sticks by you, maybe she's not crazy. Maybe you're crazy for not keeping a crazily devoted girl who is obsessed with you enough to defend you in your worst moments and you provide minimal effort and get nothing but pleasure back.

The whole point of my tactic is that you are become the WORST version of yourself. And if someone loves the worst version of yourself, then ... maybe she's worth your best version of yourself.

If you're only dumping her because she's got certain neurotic behavior that you've deemed crazy, then that isn't compassion at all.

Every crazy and dangerous girl I know, has absolutely ran away after I became the worst version of myself (although some were in love and tried very hard to stalk for a bit because they were obsessed with keeping me but even those particular ones gave up after a while and you can tell there was something seriously wrong with them).

[–]Lyxeka 3 points4 points  (7 children)

no. youre insane. stfu. crazy girls like that arent there for you, theyre there for themselves. she will fuck up your life, not add to it.

[–]VolatileEnemy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Stop being a petulant child. Crazy is a subjective definition. Not everyone is there only for themselves. You cannot predict anyone so easily.

[–]Lyxeka 1 point2 points  (1 child)

cant i? you seem to be predicting me with the same ease you claim im predicting them

[–]VolatileEnemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone perceives everyone differently. Some girl being crazy is subjective. If they are acting in a way where they respect you for who you are in your worst form, then they probably aren't that crazy.

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    [–]Lyxeka 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    direct self interest vs. indirect self interest. if i got a girl fucking me, cooking for me, adding value to my life, thats indirect self interest because adding value to me adds value to her because she is associated with me. direct self interest is where she takes from your life to add to hers, which crazy girls tend to do. know the difference

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      [–]Blud_swit_tirs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Another thing,make this kind of behavior something that her family and friends see,and become good friends with the more rational ones,this is just in case she doesn't lose interest so you have good,rational people who've got your back in case she starts spreading lies n shit when you decide to break up with her

      [–]dreadfrog 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      But will this be enough? She might embark on a holy mission to Fix A Poor Broken Sick Puppy (aka maternal instinct overdrive), and then you're in even deeper shit.

      Why don't you introduce her to some other dude (preferably someone who screwed you over in the past and/or you owe him money)!

      [–]VolatileEnemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      At that point nothing is enough. I wouldn't worry about it.

      If she's still sticking by you no matter what, then maybe she isn't crazy... Maybe she's just crazy devoted and you should keep her.

      [–]IrrelevantRaptor 22 points23 points  (4 children)

      Well she could like it I guess, but I have never met a girl that liked that. Either way he has nothing to lose with this method.

      [–]TrenGod37 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      False he has a lot to lose with this. How about ignoring her? Like a normal person would

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        [–]TrenGod37 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Not if he’s not a dumbass. I’ve been with hundreds of women. I end up ignoring most of them. Never even was threatening with anything like that

        [–]Andorli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Make her regret sleeping with OP and claim rape... Great idea.

        [–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (17 children)

        The thing is, this girl is in her early 30s and is now desperate for her Beta Bucks. Should I still go this route?

        [–]pehsxten 59 points60 points  (8 children)

        Try doing unattractive stuff. Fart in front of her, watch an anime series with her, cry about something.

        [–]AmatureProgrammer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

        OP should just go full-blown neckbeard. Get a fedora, wifu pillow, kantana, amd call her Milady.

        [–]BusterVadge 21 points22 points  (0 children)

        Yeah you gotta do all this, pick your nose too and make it seem offensive that people think it's weird.

        [–]salezman12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        I recommend "Yosuga no Sora"

        [–]11-Eleven-11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Cry while you watch an anime and let out a fart mid sob.

        [–]Pooddit 32 points33 points  (2 children)

        Take some lessons from my beta self. I told a girl I came in her but only a little. I told her while she was showering after sex that if she gets pregnant to kill that thing, and that she'd need to take that day after pill that apparently makes women feel like shit. Then I called the cum a dollop... a dollop of daisy. She washed her face with my butt rag, and I told her afterward. Another time, I belched in her face during sex. I kissed her ears, which is really annoying apparently. When she didn't talk to me for a whole day, I would pester her with a thousand texts. I eventually just started talking to myself... through texts to her number. I was going to take her to dinner but didn't want to pay 25$ a plate so I took her to golden corral, it was a packed with screaming kids. I told her trannies kept offering to suck my dick on POF which was true. Do these things.

        [–]Retstortion 5 points6 points  (0 children)


        [–]BostonPillParty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        This is fucking gold

        [–]Andorli 17 points18 points  (2 children)

        Dude please don't take these comments seriously. You will only make things worse by further interacting with her.

        1) First and foremost document everything and have a written proof of consensual sex.

        2) Create a "its not you its me moment", give her some reason that her hamster can eat up and be satisfied. "I have cancer, my parents died I have to go back home, I am battling alcoholism and drug addiction and my dog died and I got fired and now I will work in Mc Donald's for food." Anything that will paint the picture of its not you its me.

        3) Slowly ghost her. If she initiates contact, reply to her but always talk about how many problems you have etc.

        She will lose interest and move on. But whatever you do, don't go full beta because that shit will backfire.

        [–]clausternn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Nah, I agree with those other comments. If you break up with her without first killing attraction, there's a high risk she'll turn into a crazy stalker.

        There's a much greater backfiring chance if you break up without killing attraction (like you suggest) than if you try to kill attraction by being a huge beta.

        I do agree with documenting proof of consent though.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is probably the best approach and advice I have seen so far, kill attraction first before the breakup. It validates her decision to sleep with him, but also opens the door for her attachment to stick somewhere else without much risk. OP do this. Full ghost and full beta are risky af.

        [–]IrrelevantRaptor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        Beta bucks, dude make her pay for dinner and tell her you get paid minimum wage.

        [–]TrenGod37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        No. You shouldn’t. This is a stupid route

        [–]bluechipmonk 25 points26 points  (1 child)

        LMAO this is actually a great idea and good way to see if being beta is really a thing

        [–]I_am_Jax_account 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        I know it's true but I can't believe this doesn't make other people crack up also. It's freakin hilarious.

        [–]kylerosa21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        This is super advice actually. I’m going to save this comment just in case i ever end up in this situation.

        Much thanks dude

        [–]TrenGod37 5 points6 points  (5 children)

        How the fuck is this the top comment. Don’t do this. This is a sketchy as fuck way to try to end things. And can sometimes back fire if she’s searching for B.B.

        Just fucking hard next her. That’s it. Wow

        [–]clausternn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Even if she's searching for BB, she's still searching for a man. Things like financial struggle, insecurity, crying are always unattractive for any man.

        [–]TrenGod37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It doesn’t matter that’s not fixing what he’s trying to do. Just ignore her. Don’t go full beta

        [–]GraveRaven -1 points0 points  (2 children)

        From experience in this situation, that's how you end up with a stalker and a rape accusation. You have to make ending it seem like it's her idea/what she wants.

        [–]TrenGod37 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Like I said to the other dude you guys must be ugly as hell or doing something crazy then. I been with hundreds of women an never had that happen. And I always leave them and usually ignore. Or just plate them till they drop

        [–]GraveRaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I think I just got unlucky. This chick was textbook NPD and that never shows itself at the start. I'd been plating her for around two months before the real her started to show. I hard nexted and it made something in her mind snap. She become full psycho stalker with all the extras.

        I'm digressing, but the point is sometimes there is no way of knowing what you've gotten into until it's too late and that's just bad luck.

        [–]Concernedblue 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Yeah and tell about your financial struggle too

        [–]BostonPillParty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Jesus Christ that is brilliant

        [–]gabrielshang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        “I think I’m in love with you”

        [–]Kommanderdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is your only play. This is why you fuck bitches at their place dumb fuck.

        [–]PresidentTingles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Just be careful NOT to go full beta. Never go full beta.

        [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children)

        you need to out-crazy her. Next time you invite her over, have dogshit in your hand and a whip.

        [–]salezman12 43 points44 points  (1 child)

        Plot twist: Shes into it.

        [–]vicious_armbar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        That’s how you know she’s a keeper! 😂

        [–]EseJandro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I like this idea. Not because I think it will work, just because I want to see it play out.

        [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (3 children)

        document your side and keep it in your records then flat ghost.

        [–]babybopp 16 points17 points  (2 children)

        Op i hope you flushed the condom. Always flush condoms, never throw them in the trash...

        Watch movie Crush with Alicia Silverstone.

        If she kept it, you are in a whole world of hurt. Taper ghosting would work better. Taper it down for like two weeks then ghost her slowly. If she is butthurt things could get messy.

        [–]DavoAmazo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Explain the flush.

        Is it why I think it is? Is that even possible?

        [–]babybopp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Your DNA if a girl needed to say you raped her, she could go smear it on herself and when they swab her it is u. The movie crush is based on a girl that did this after being ghosted

        [–]RedLegendx 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        Do the same thing she did, screenshot and evidence and ghost her. Good luck.

        [–]Gawernator 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        Become a neckbeard and send her weird anime memes 24/7 and cry randomly

        [–]EseJandro 1 point2 points  (0 children)


        [–]BlackFire68 30 points31 points  (13 children)

        When you get your junk caught in a sausage grinder, you do two things quickly. First, you stop turning and second, you get your junk out of the grinder.

        [–]Dirty_Socks_Mullins 12 points13 points  (10 children)

        Your comma placement fucked me up hard and long.

        [–]BlackFire68 5 points6 points  (9 children)

        Didn’t mean to cause existential grammar or punctuation pain.

        [–]Dirty_Socks_Mullins 7 points8 points  (8 children)

        It's fine. I tried reading your post while hitting whippits, so that is probably a factor in my initial struggle.

        [–]ForYourSorrows 1 point2 points  (6 children)

        Oh I miss those

        [–]Dirty_Socks_Mullins 1 point2 points  (5 children)

        I don't use whippits, but I just got my annual blood test results back. The best way to describe them is that I immediately went and bought 140 dollars worth of whippits.

        [–]ForYourSorrows 2 points3 points  (4 children)

        What in the fuck lmao

        [–]Dirty_Socks_Mullins 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        I'm meeting with a nutritionist on Monday.

        [–]Psilotheos 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Honest question.. why did you buy all those whippits? Theyll only deplete the vitamin b in ur blood

        [–]Dirty_Socks_Mullins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I just tested for high vitamin B-6 in my fasting blood.

        [–]matt675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Huh? Lol

        [–]BlackFire68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Hehhh, likely, yes

        [–]ArabSigma 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Third, reconsider the life choices that led to the junk being caught in a sausage grinder

        [–]BlackFire68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        indeed, but that's often just too much to ask

        [–]Xman0142 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Taper ghost. Keep her on a string for about a week, then block and hard ghost.

        [–]MOSFETBJT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Tell her that you caught an std.

        [–]Retstortion 21 points22 points  (0 children)

        Document consensual sex. BLOCK. Tell her you are not interested

        [–]tenXten 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Stage 5 clinger, huh? Tread lightly, but yes, document everything. One of my classic "go to" moves is when she's trying to meet up again, I lie and say that my ex and I are giving things another try. Women tend to not want to deal with your history. Has worked 100% of the time for me.

        [–]calm_boy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Marry her! She's the one.

        [–]falecf4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I hate when the default comment in these situations is to go "full beta", you know beta extreme. If the girl is that crazy, then the beta thing likely won't work.

        [–]vicious_armbar 4 points5 points  (0 children)


        1.) Text back and forth with her about what a great time she had and how you’re both looking forward to meeting up again. Even plan a day trip with her. Have her send you nudes and beg for your cock.

        2.) Screenshot all the evidence and back it up in a cloud account. In case she tries to make a false rape accusation.

        3.) Completely block any way she has to get in contact with you. If she comes to your door simply refuse to answer it and call the police

        This is extreme and a little cold. But this chick sounds crazy! You need to protect yourself. Also in the future record the first few sexual encounters to prevent false rape accusations. A decent indoor security camera can cost as little as $20.

        [–]shango130 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Make sure all communications are documented then be hard be honest and cut her off. Don't fuck around make cold cut and block her on all social media and diactivate all social media accounts for a few weeks. I've been in your situation before do not fuck around.

        [–]Abnull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Tell her a sob story about how some girl broke your poor little heart. Now you can't date anyone for longer than a week without becoming majorly depressed because of said girl. For the sake of your job and mental health, you can't date girls for any length of time.

        [–]TheStumblingWolf 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        You need a new address asap 😝

        [–]julius42 1 point2 points  (1 child)


        [–]Yozki 1 point2 points  (0 children)


        [–]RylanBlackwood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Go 100% push mode and hope she cheats on you.

        [–]Casd12 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Be a hardcore racist

        [–]EseJandro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        What if she's into that?

        [–]gman992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Tell her, you'll call!

        [–]earthmother92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Be completely unattractive to her.

        Beta moves, weak frame, cling on to her. Make her feel like she needs to support you and not the opposite way. Destroy her dream of you being prince charming.

        On the other side document everything she sends, keep copies, avoid meeting her with you friends/family to make sure there are not too much possible connections between you too. And also dont ghost her all of a sudden. She might transform into BPD witch. Which might destroy your life. So lead up to it..

        [–]civilizedfrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You should cried at that moment when she showed the screenshot. When she asks why, just give her some blue pilled shit about how no girl has ever done this with you.

        Tears from a man will kill any trace of relationship

        [–]JustChopItOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        This not normal. Red flags in my book for mental illness. This is why I've stopped one night stands.

        Edit : I ended up going to the police when things escalated with a woman like this. I believe she had a personality disorder.

        [–]stylesm11 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        For the love of god don't let her anywhere near your used condoms

        [–]Zhigaag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Agreed!! She was CLEARLY fertile and trying to get pregnant. Next, she'll be pregnant by someone else and say it's yours.

        [–]htowntrav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Straight brutal ghost

        [–]bluechipmonk 0 points1 point  (6 children)

        Is she not good looking? Why not keep her as a plate? Just tell her to give your own space otherwise it's not gonna work out.

        [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (5 children)

        She is pretty ugly tbh. I only did this to end a two-year dry spell. I regret every single moment of this and I washed my sheets right after.

        [–]magx01 33 points34 points  (1 child)

        I washed my sheets right after.

        But you can never wash your soul.

        [–]Gainznsuch 7 points8 points  (0 children)


        [–]Kenny_Twenty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        She fucked above her station and now she's trying to claw her way up.

        [–]fengx1998 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Holy shit b 😂

        [–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I knew it just by reading it. No hot girl does this on the first meet. Always have standards. Average bitch worse than nothing.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You can't.

        [–]58021 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Tell her she's moving way too fast and that you don't want a part of that.

        [–]EseJandro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        No that's too rational and normal, he should take a shit on her porch.