Ex I haven't spoken with in a year messages (self.asktrp)

submitted by pallydin1289

Broke up, moved on. She was amazing in bed, had a drug/alcohol problem that she refused to get help with so I broke up with her. I deleted her number after a while.

Her: "Hey how have you been"
Me: "Who is this"
Her: "Tanya"
Me: "Oh"
Her: "I saw your pics on FB you look great! I'm gonna be in town we should meet up. Are you free?"
Me: "Idk how fat are you now"
Her: "Wow fuck you I can't believe I messaged you thinking you wouldn't be an asshole"

Is it a good idea to get with her? She's lots of drama but I'm kinda pussy-starved right now.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I loved your response. TBH, it's easy to be on the other side and say, "No, don't do it" but if I was in a dry spell and my ex wanted to hook up, I'd probably say yes.

[–]youcantdenythat 79 points80 points  (1 child)

hahahaha... if you have to ask then the answer is no.

[–]JamesSkepp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bad idea, skip her.

The message tho is hilarious.

[–]freeligious 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Me: "Idk how fat are you now"

Her: "Wow fuck you I can't believe I messaged you thinking you wouldn't be an asshole"

Judging by her reaction, she's definitely fat.

[–]Nodeal_reddit 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I'm old enough to remember back when women with drug and alcohol problems were always skinny. I guys it was the cigarettes. Ah - the good ole days.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The coke whores are still skinny.

[–]AdjectiveSaint 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You had me at "IDK how fat are you now"....

[–]Thewelshpill 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Idk how fat are you now"

that's the best shit ive ever read on this sub, fucking creased

[–]awalt_cupcake 51 points52 points  (14 children)

Go for it but treat her like any other plate. There's some guide here around here somewhere about hooking up with exes. Basically it went like this:

  1. Meet in public
  2. HUG her when you meet her
  3. Have a good time
  4. Get ready to cut the meeting brief
  5. When you both say goodbye she's going to want to hug you again- DON'T
  6. Politely dodge hug and shake her hand or something equivalent
  7. This will make her think she did something wrong and eagerly seek your approval
  8. She will text you. Prepare logistics.
  9. Fuck her (PLATE STATUS ONLY)

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My longest-standing plate started with a handshake. I met her when Tinder was actually used to hookup. We met for drinks, chatted a bit and she told me all about how busy she was with school and blah blah blah [insert every setup for excuses not to fuck]. At the end of the night I didn't tell her I wanted to see her again, or hug her/kiss her, I just stuck my hand out and told her it was very nice to meet her. She shook my hand and started walking to her car, looking perplexed. Halfway there she turned around, walked back over to me and said "you're not getting off that easy" and hugged me and kissed my cheek. She texted me two hours later (at around 3 a.m.) asking to meet up again and I closed that night. All because I shook her hand. She just couldn't shake the mindfuck it left her with. 2 years later she still brings it up, "what kind of asshole ends a date with a handshake?" The one who gets laid, apparently.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

i'm the most begginer possible in TRP but i just did this hug thing "naturally" last week when she said she wouldnt go to be with me that night (didnt even know it was a thing). can confirm it drives them crazy

[–]PantsonFire1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It still surprises me how some guys don't get punished mercilessly for their beta transgressions. Makes me wonder how much luck is involved in dating life.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (8 children)

TIL #6. will use this.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (7 children)

Pretty girls will execute a hard reset over this kind of shit. A few weeks ago I was hanging out with a new girl and she asked me what "my move" was. I asked what she meant and she said "y'know, 'your move.' The thing you do to get girls to have sex with you." I smiled and walked away from her. Predictably, she gave chase. I walked her back to my truck and we fucked. She later complained that "I never answered her question." I winked and said "didn't I?"

Every girl today has daddy issues. They all want male attention but won't admit it, which is what feminism is really about IMO. If you withdraw your approval, they will work to get it back if you have adequate SMV. Since sex is all they really have to offer, that's the card they'll play.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

The girl I recently met is a hard read. Really shy and doesn't talk much. When we were at a concert whenever a guy tried to go up to her she would bounce before he could even say anything. I can't get a read on her and that's what I'm really good at which is driving me nuts.

[–]awalt_cupcake 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I would have first assumed introvert and not much of a people person but she went to a concert so she's clearly comfortable around lots of people. She could be the quiet predator playing the shy girl game hoping to be chased. Don't.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shy girls aren't worth the risk. You basically have to commit sexual assault before they commit to the act because they aren't going to initiate anything. Too much work when there are plenty of willing and proactive girls out there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So if I shouldn't chase her then what's the gameplan with a girl like this?

[–]awalt_cupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only met a few like this and I literally did not care about her. She wanted to find excuses to be with me even more. Another girl I ignored every cue of interest and played it off like we were just friends (I friend zoned her) and that drove her nuts.

[–]PantsonFire1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. OP has a nice picture on social media. SMV has gone up.

[–]hamstercide 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't get it. How are you supposed to fuck her without escalating physically first?

[–]awalt_cupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she's an ex. you've already fucked. She knows what your dick feels and looks like. She's probably re imagining all your fuck sessions in her head while you talk.

Invite her over. Put on a movie. Escalate. It's not that hard.

[–]RXRob 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Never fuck an ex.

Your reply was gold though.

[–]McLarenX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

freeligious is right, she's fat and wants to get validated by getting fucked.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (6 children)

To quote from : The 15 most common mistakes I see day in and day out

3 - Acting like a dog and returning to its own vomit So many posts on AskTRP. "Hey, I saw my ex, what should I do" or "My ex texted me, do I respond" or "Should I try to get back with my ex?". The answer is always no. She is your ex for a reason. Either you fucked up by being a beta faggot, and the amount of investment required to change her view of you as a beta faggot isn't worth it. Or you were alpha and she dumped you anyway, and therefore she isn't LTR material since she is a branch swinger. A dog returns to its own vomit. You are not a dog. Exes should always be nexted. Period. There are 3.5 billion other women out there. Going back to your ex is backdoor oneitis. Why focus on damaged goods?

[–]TheRealPancomplex 2 points3 points  (3 children)

This 1,000 times.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Reading the theory especially the 15 mistakes and the one on motivation has helped me to go forward with my oneitis recovery.

[–]PantsonFire1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you maintain composure it's doable but I agree, most guys are not prepared to engage with their ex. I ignored mine for that very reason, I knew she wanted the D and I still pulled back. It's just not worth the risk at this time.

Maybe OP's situation is different since it's been years with hers. But who knows what could happen.

[–]Endorsed Contributorseattleron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could have dumped her and alpha widowed her.

Some men still have the guts to do it.

[–]immyownworstenemy 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Ask yourself this question instead: if you were drowning in pussy, would you still squeeze her into your schedule? If yes, I guess you could fuck around a bit with her. However, please note as a disclaimer that I'm assuming you already fucked ten other women to get over her, as its been a year since you last made contact with each other. If I'm wrong in assuming that, then you should pass.

[–]vorverk 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Ask yourself this question instead: if you were drowning in pussy, would you still squeeze her into your schedule?

The problem is that you don't know the answer to this until you're drowning in pussy.

[–]JedrikSan 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The problem is that you don't know the answer to this until you're drowning in pussy.

True but not relevant.

Probably you do not know for real this answer but you can easily imagine how you will feel while 'drowning in pussy' and that is more than sufficient.

[–]vorverk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You agree with my comment, then you disagree. Make up your mind. :)

I'm saying you can't know. Even if you have the best imagination in the world, it's not even remotely the same. You can't fake emotions. The emotional state that 'drowning in pussy' puts you in is not imaginable. You become a completely different person.

[–]JedrikSan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm saying you can't know

And I'm saying you can and you must! :) :)

If you think you can't then you are deceiving (and deluding) yourself, probably because you're scared for some you own "reason".

As an easy exercise, remember the moments (can be seconds, minutes or hours) right AFTER you unload yourself. Think about how you fell in that moment: that is the time when (nearly) every man desire rest for a while.

If you do feel like that moment, do you still feel the need to spend time/ money /effort with that particular (crippled) pussy or do you'll feel like wish some better bitch ?

[–]GoldenCocaine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao! Up voted

[–]thawayred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*** achievement unlocked ***

Shitlord of the Month

[–]PantsonFire1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha best response. Though you possibly ruined your chances for poon. If she's the insecure/spiteful type this will trigger her.

Concerning your question. Just don't allow her to cause drama with you and you'll be fine. When she throws a tantrum soft next her for a couple of days. Ignore or walk away, but never react.

[–]Endorsed Contributorseattleron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, that is probably gonna make her hate...how bad she wants to fuck you now.

[–]zigg-_-zagg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're reply was gold.

[–]chewbackaflocka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that she called you an asshole, you're in there man. You're in a drought too? Man you better tear that up.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. The last response was pretty funny.

[–]top-notch-alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Idk how fat are you now" i shit myself.

[–]dons90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk how fat are you now

This is one of the most savage replies ever. I love it.