(UPDATE) Accidentally matched with an 18 year old on Tinder...she's still in High School...I'm 27 (self.asktrp)

submitted by Atticus_Crowley

Enough of ya'll commented in the original thread, figured ya'll deserved an update.

Upon reflecting and realizing that I didn't really care about the "weirdness" of it, and just wanted to get my dick wet, eventually we met up, I checked her ID (she only turned 18 last month!) and as predicted she seemed to just really want someone to smoke her up. I said I had some bud up in my bedroom and well....one thing lead to another.

I'll spare the explicit details, but will say it felt weird at first because she seemed really nervous when we were making out, but maybe she's just not much of a kisser because all that shyness went away when I told her to blow me. And gotta say....holy shit that pussy was tight. Been a long time since since I've nutted that quickly.

Anyways, I find out after the fact she has a boyfriend and she wants to be loyal. I say ok. She says "we can still chill though :)" I say, "Yeahhh...I don't see that happening anytime soon. Gimme a shout when your situation changes." And a couple days later she's already hittin me up.

Girl is probably gonna be more drama than she's worth, but she's got a tight ass and enjoys being a slut...and she lives like 4 minutes from me, so gonna enjoy this until it becomes to troublesome.

[–]Docbear64 83 points84 points  (3 children)

I told you , any awkwardness goes out the window the moment she's slobbering on your dick . glad you had a good time dude . You should be happy she has a boyfriend that means all she wants from you is dick and weed.

[–]Atticus_Crowley[S] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I personally love being the other guy, so yeah the situation is pretty much perfect. But like I said I get the feeling eventually she's gonna bring drama my way. But gonna enjoy the ride while I can.

And before people say I shouldn't even give her weed, I only let her smoke out of my one hitter. So really...she gets like a few dollars worth of weed, I get to cum in her mouth. That's cheaper than any date I've ever been on.

[–]bicureyooz 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She's 18 and she wants to bang you despite having a bf? Are you saying that on a scale from 1 to 10, you're a Chad?

[–]Atticus_Crowley[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not especially. I've only been lifting for little over a month, though I've been doing 5-13 miles 5 days a week for almost a year now, so that has helped with my overall shape. Honestly, she's just a ho.

[–]1DubbleFUPAwitCheez 38 points39 points  (2 children)

18 means 18, I wouldn't have worried about it. Also, now you know first hand (if you didn't know before) a girl being nervous just means she's horny. Enjoy.

[–]disgruntledearthling 8 points9 points  (0 children)

18 means 18

Damn right on this.

[–]alphabachelor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

18 means 18

Exactly. Don't let the feminists and their lap dogs shame you into thinking otherwise.

[–]TheBlackAlistar 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Lol, carding her like backroom casting couch. Good job man.

[–]hoytstbewl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the first time in a long time where I actually laughed out loud at a comment. Good shit

[–]hawkeaglejesus 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Anyways, I find out after the fact she has a boyfriend and she wants to be loyal. I say ok. She says "we can still chill though :)"

Look at her actions vs her words. What she really means is:

"I'm still going to fuck you, I just hope you don't turn into a needy beta and expect me to be your girlfriend."

[–]RPBulletDodger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Enjoy that decline bro!

[–]Gawernator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

18, good to go

[–]SlyAM 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It just shows you that if you're alpha enough, loyalty is just a word.

10 years younger than you, but lots of the girls I've been with have had boyfriends while we were "together". I think the reason girls cheat is that it's exciting for them, and the guy they're usually cheating with is a bad boy or just straight Chad ThunderCock! This one girl, in particular, couldn't get enough of me. The first time we started talking (pre-red pill) I talked about her leaving her boyfriend for me, and a bunch of other beta shit. She chooses him over me in the end and I failed to hold a solid frame and acted like a total but hurt bitch. So it was no surprise she ended up choosing her abusive boyfriend over me.

She comes around again tho, a couple months after. Contacts me first AGAIN, and this time I play it a lot better (post-red pill), meet up with her just one time and we're making out and I'm rubbing her pussy, IN A PUBLIC PARK (middle of the day)! She chooses him again once he finds out we're fucking around and threatens to leave her, he really had her dependent on him. Tells me what we did was a mistake and that she loves her boyfriend, I said Ok and deleted her number.

She contacts me again, first of course about two months later. Turns out we have the same weights class together at school, and I let her lift with me. At this point, I had really buffed up since she'd last seen me, and she couldn't keep her eyes off of me. She always acted nervous around me and would wear super tight yoga pants, and would practically shove her ass into my crotch every time I spotted her while squatting (The looks I got from other girls in that class when this would happen like damn! You could see the envy). She and her boyfriend were on a temp. break cause he was sick of her, so I'm like "Finally, I can smash". We hang out again outside of school, and she blows me in my car while I finger her. She was about to fuck me but I didn't have a rubber so she said another time.

The next day, right when I was about to pick her up and take her to my house to fuck her and lose my virginity, she calls me. She tells me she's sorry but her boyfriend is making her switch schools to stay with him, how she can't lose him, blah blah blah, etc. He really hated me, seeing as this was the third time I had been fucking with his girl. I was pissed but said fine, have a nice life, and blocked her number, ghosting her forever. She comes into my workplace somewhat frequently and just stares at me, begging for attention. I joke around with my co-workers, calling her my "Stalker".

I know this is a long story but I felt like I can relate to your situation. Girls totally forget what loyalty is when the Chad comes around, it's great. I'd still fuck that girl if she hit me up again, but just to lose my virginity, then I'd ghost her again for good.

tl;dr Girls cheats on her boyfriend with me multiple times. Loyalty dose not mean shit anymore.

[–]Docbear64 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It kind of sounds like she likes to hang with you because it makes her boyfriend feel threatened. You give her the attention she wants and she knows she's desired and then she can run home and tell her BF how you two " hung out" in really vague terms to drive him crazy and make him needy . Some women have manipulation down to a science .

[–]SlyAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I can definitely see that, especially how she kept coming back, usually after 1-3 months. Whenever we started talking and hanging out again she would always tell me how he went from the best boyfriend ever to the biggest asshole and that's why she'd come back.

Then he'd find out we were fucking around again and put up his "great boyfriend" act to get her back, and once I was gone, go back to the bad boy asshole boyfriend she loved to hate. It's funny though because after the last time we fucked around, I found out like a month after that her boyfriend made her shave her head to stay with him because she'd been cheating again (not with me)... and she actually fucking did it.

Last I heard they finally broke up for good a while ago, and now are just casual "fuck buddies". She went from an HB7/8 to an HB4/5 real quick.

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[–]Atticus_Crowley[S] 11 points12 points  (14 children)

How did you get that out of what I said? That's not what I meant...at all.

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    [–]Atticus_Crowley[S] 3 points4 points  (8 children)

    ....dude. just....no. I'm the one actually involved in the situation, I know how my words were taken due to the communication I've had with her since then. I don't know why you made up this whole different scenario in your head, but you've completely missed the mark my friend.

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      [–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen 0 points1 point  (6 children)

      You know, it's not a problem if you are retarded. Just let us know, so we can deal with it properly.

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)


        [–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        my hairy nutsack

        As if 12 year olds could grow hair there.

        [–]Gettingaware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        No what OP stated was she laid down a LJBF shit test. So he passed it by stating he has better things to do than he friend's with some high schooler. Because he's older, that how she likely interpreted it.

        He passed the test, she's still DTF.

        [–]alphabachelor 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        I see I arrived too late. Curious what he said.

        [–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Just another wall of text, where he tried to talk OP into not knowing better than despite, OP having been there and him not.

        [–]alphabachelor 0 points1 point  (0 children)


        Just another troll. So many, so little time.

        [–]theredpill22 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

        Wouldn't like spending time with a person that horrible tbh. Not many things worse to do to someone psychologically if you ask me.

        [–]wessyy 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        Its just some pussy you whiteknight, dont have to marry her.

        [–]theredpill22 2 points3 points  (1 child)


        I don't think you know what a whiteknight is.

        I don't like spending time with horrible people, pussy or no pussy. To each his own though. If OP wants to do that then that's his choice. Wouldn't enjoy spending time with a bitch like that though, actually she would repulse me. Even if she was hot.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


        who gives a fuck