CorporateLand: How to Interview, Survive, Thrive, Get Paid and Have Fun in the Modern Corporate Environment. (self.asktrp)

submitted by Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev

CorporateLand: How to Interview, Survive, Thrive, Get Paid and Have Fun in the Modern Corporate Environment.

CorporateLand: A Rat Race Survival Guide For New Rats

-Field Guide to Getting Ahead.

CorporateLand: How to Kill it in Your Job Interview

-A guy who interviews candidates tells you what he looks for in job interviews, and how not to fuck yours up.

CorporateLand: How to Handle Salary Negotiations.

-How to Get Paid.

CorporateLand: How to Ask For a Raise

-How to get paid more.

CorporateLand: Restaurant Lockdown for Sales Guys

-How to look like the Duke of Cool in front of clients.

CorporateLand: The Deportment Department or How to Behave

-How to stay out of trouble in social situations at work, plus some other random stuff.

CorporateLand: Working With Working Women In The Modern Corporate Environment

-The 7 women you will meet at work.

CorporateLand: Holiday Parties

-Nobody ever got promoted at the holiday party, but plenty of people got fired. How to Not Be That Guy.

CorporateLand: Negotiations for Business

-How to get what you want.

CorporateLand: How to Travel Like a Prince and Live Like a Maharajah

-Travel veteran explains how to use your business travel to maximize your lifestyle, Part I.

CorporateLand: How To Turn Your Hotel Into a Vacation Villa

-Travel veteran explains how to use your business travel to maximize your lifestyle, Part II.

CorporateLand: Uncle Vasya's Top Ten Books on Management

-These are in my library, and should be in yours, too.

CorporateLand: What To Do When You Get Fired or Laid Off

-What to do when shit goes wrong.

CorporateLand: After Hours

Life After 30: How to Be an Old Guy

-You have one life. Here's how to enjoy it.

Uncle Vasya’s Guide On Dating Models

-You Landed a 10. How to keep her in line.

Uncle Vasya’s Guide to Submissive Women

-How to lead when she wants to follow.

Of Human Bondage – Uncle Vasya’s Guide for Men Who Like To Tie Up Young Ladies.

-The Field Guide to playing knotty games with naughty girls.

Uncle Vasya's Guide To Threesomes

-When It Comes To Head, Two Heads Are Better Than One

Older Men, Younger Women: How & When It Can Work

-For Older Men who prefer Younger Women, and vice versa.

Older Men, Younger Women, Part II

-More Fun With Younger Women

Uncle Vasya's Advice For Young Men

The Before Time…A TRP “Origin” Story

-A Fable About How Things Got To Where They Are.

Things My Father Taught Me: Advice for guys raised by single moms

-Fatherly Wisdom, Distilled.

The Anna Karenina Principle and the Problem of Bad Relationships

-Sometimes, Even Good Fits Are Bad Fits.


-Don't Become the Mayor of her FriendZone.

"Women are a Lagging Indicator" or "If You Build It, They Will Come"

-Fuck Bitches, Stack Paper.

You Never Stop Competing

-Life is About the Struggle. Here's What You Need to Know to Win.

Approach Anxiety: Faint Heart Never Fucked Fair Lady

-Take a Deep Breath, and Make It Count.

Abundance Mentality - Why It's Good For You.

-If You Really Want To Know, Go And Build It.

Uncle Vasya’s Guide to Outcome Independence or Welcome to Level 99 DGAF

-How to Rock Out With Your Cock Out

Teachable Moment: Every Encounter is an Opportunity

-Girls Are All Around You.

End Game or Handling Life on Your Own Terms

-Take a Deep Breath and Make it Count.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 12 points13 points  (9 children)

A mod asked me to put these all in one place so they can be added to the sidebar here in AskTRP. That's why there's no question in the OP.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Damn, you realize you've almost written a book at this point?

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Damn, you realize you've almost written a book at this point?

I prefer to think of it as a screenplay, but yes, I do realize. 16 chapters so far. I wish I was better at "plot" than I am. Typically, something has to actually happen for me to write about it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

something has to actually happen for me to write about it.

If only this was the norm. BTW, will be applying your christmas post tomorrow. Can already tell, the organizer only allowed drink tokens because the entire C suite rebelled when she tried to make it a dry event. That and the single, former hot 40 year old assistant to the CIO who wants to get drunk and is extremely flirty

Can you make a better setup for disaster than a mother hen in charge of her puritan party?

Drink one, sip 2, hold 3. easiest 2 hours ever

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put all of this content, write in 6-8 stories with recurring characters to sprinkle across the book and you have a next bestseller self help book.

[–]MODVigilantRedRooster[M] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Good show, Vasiliy. One day I plan to write a few BlueCollarLand posts for those who take that path, but it's hard to hold a candle to your body of work here.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought I saw a "blue collar" version of my Rat Race guide a few months ago. Dunno if it was by you or not, but worth looking at. Took me back to my union days.

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    [–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    De rien.

    [–]meh613 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    [–]anonq1 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    It's like you are raising trp kids. I salute and love you sir.

    [–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    It's like you are raising trp kids.

    Actually, that's part of why I'm here. So many guys grow up without fathers, so things they would have absorbed from a father or an uncle they get from me and the guy who writes the "fatherly advice" posts.

    As I say, from time to time, "All the young men are my sons."

    [–]Harry_Fraud 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    Thanks Dad

    [–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    You're welcome, son.

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    [–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    If you click on my (or other guy's, for that matter) username and then click "submitted" a list of threads posted will come up.

    [–]BlindNowhereMan 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    For real? We have to use Archive.is when linking to other redpill posts.

    Archive.is sucks on mobile...

    [–]MODVigilantRedRooster[M] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It's a minor pain in the ass to post the links as well.

    This rule helps protect TRP from accusations of brigading other subs. Reddit admins would take any pretext to hinder or remove TRP; we don't want to give them any cannon fodder against us.

    [–]BlindNowhereMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I understand the rational when linking to other sub, but these link to TRP. Is there some limitation that makes it so we can't allow for internal links?

    [–]yellowmonkeyzx93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I just started reading the first post itself and its gold

    I'm a fresh grad and I haven't started work yet as I wanted to know more what I was getting in before I did find a job.

    In all honesty, one of the best reads in a long time. Truly appreciate it. Seriously, you could write a book for this..

    [–]junior_painkiller 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Am i the only one for whom archive.is just not working at all?

    [–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    I just spot checked some of the links and they are all working for me, but I'm on a laptop rather than a mobile. Dunno if that makes a difference.

    If you click on my username then "submitted" you will be able to find them in 'non-archived' form, but you will have to sift through 2 pages for them because they will be mixed in with all of my submitted threads. It shouldn't be too difficult, just an FYI.

    [–]junior_painkiller 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    In Russia https connections to archive are blocked. One can only use http. But i can't still get on this website.

    But according to your nickname i can assume you are from Russia - is it so?

    [–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But according to your nickname i can assume you are from Russia - is it so?

    I am of Russian (Mom's side) and Anglo-Irish (Dad's side) ancestry. I inherited custody of the Eastern Branch of the family from my mother so I visit the Rodina from time to time and make sure nobody has tipped over. Regrettably, my mother's people used Russian as an 'adult' language, and so my Russian is pretty limited.

    [–]lanky32 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Hey Vaisley, I am an HR professional. I moved out of my job in March of this year because the HR Head was a toxic person.

    Now that I am looking back to join full time, its difficult to explain why I left the organization in 8 months.

    I am from a top business school with 4 years of experience.

    Advise please.

    [–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is this with the same outfit or with a new one? If it's the same one, then they already know.

    You can be general about it "Not being a good fit". If you get pressed demure on that a couple of times. If you have to give an answer say, "Look the department was a toxic environment, and I knew when to cut my losses." Make sure that's the 3rd or 4th time you've been asked. If you are asked to go beyond that, simply say, "Look, I don't want to badmouth a previous employer. I've given you the reason, and further details aren't going to add anything."

    Your other qualifications are likely going to be enough to get you by.

    [–]meh613 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

    Questions and I'm thanking the sub in advance for any answers:

    1. I find shorter girls more demure, feminine, and more prone to wearing the skirts and heels, any thoughts on this?

    2. Recently, I took a girl to a holiday party, which was chalk full of lovely ladies (mostly married, but that's besides the point). As we were walking out, she says to me that she noticed I was fixated on them and she wished she'd dressed up more so I'd be paying more attention to her. To make her point, she spent $80 on wine glasses for me, as it was my birthday and I'd made the mistake of not telling anybody. Every organisation/group/club has a holiday party with similar dynamics.

    3. My grandfather was a Moroccan-Belgian diamond smugglertrader, he told a story once about being in Tel Aviv once, dealing with a slightly-less-than-scrupulous Russian character, who put his arm around him and said "I trust you, name", without flinching, my granddad retorted, "I trust you, almost as much as you trust me". The Russian and he became lifelong friends after this. An understanding of who you're dealing with goes a long way.

    Many thanks for the answers to these.

    [–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    1. Lots of different women out there. I would say the same of tall girls, but then a girl under 5'7" is pretty much invisible to me. /shrug.

    2. Tell her to come over to your place, serve you wine, and then model lingerie for you, and you Will.Fucking.Pay.Attention.To.Her. Beyond that not sure why not blabbing about the wine glasses is such a big deal, but then my "love language" is "physical touch" not "gifts"1

    3. The Russian guy was basically saying, "rip me off and I will cut your throat", and your grandfather was replying, "I understand."

    1 N.B. I am referring to the "Five Languages of Love" or whatever that book is called. It got used against me once, by a chick who was into gifts and thought I wanted to fuck her too much and was just using her for sex. So I pointed out that my "love language" was "physical touch" (which includes sex). Suddenly, it was ok that I always wanted to stick my cock in her.

    [–]meh613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    blabbing about the wine glasses is such a big deal, but then my "love language" is "physical touch" not "gifts"1

    To quote, Sir Sean Connery, "The key to... (the) heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time." My uncle has been in the wine import/export business for 30+ years and saying that provides punters with insight into why I do and say what I do.

    [–]meh613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Five Languages of Love

    The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love that Lasts -- you're welcome.