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Do you troll your ltr? (self.asktrp)

submitted by fakeplastictrees87

How much do you troll your ltr? (so she sees you as a jerk)

Last time I bought a small gift box, put it on the table so when she comes home she thinks "omfg itz a gift".. But when she opened the box she saw printed pic of my biceps...

She called me jerk.


[–]RedEyesBlueShades 75 points76 points  (2 children)

This is golden. You have to keep doing this shit all the time. Sparingly, but never stop. In an LTR you got comfort to establish as well, that's why sparingly, but you keep going.

Nice job OP. I'll steal this for my next LTR.

[–]MrTyler_Durden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Coming up with new ways to fuck with my LTR if I'm in one, is one of my favorite hobbies.

It's basically like playing pranks on your little brother all day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In an LTR you got comfort to establish as well

This sounded interesting. Can you elaborate on what you mean by this?

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 40 points41 points  (1 child)

I bet that made her wet.

[–]refusewool 56 points57 points  (5 children)

Sometimes I give her a box then she opens the box and it's my dick in a box

[–]RedKekistani 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Step 1. Find a box

[–]WhorehouseVet 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Step 2, perform a duet with Justin Timberlake.

[–]empatheticapathetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step Que: Excuse Justin and your gf for a good hour while they discuss private matters.

[–]TomHicks 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sometimes I give her a box then she opens the box and it's my dick in a box

Theon?

[–]refusewool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lonely island

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Relentlessly. They are ridiculous creatures.

[–]StudntRdyTeachrApear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Read this is Drax's voice

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are ridiculous creatures.

In what way? Do you mean that it's ridiculous how they enjoy being trolled/teased/challenged?

[–]Guillz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

love the idea gonna might give it a go

[–]FuckboyAWALT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Find right Balance between push&pull that's the glue. Build comfort break it. Repeat.

[–]IVIaskerade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's actually fantastic. I love it.

[–]LaRedPill 4 points5 points  (1 child)

All the time, I laugh when she cries (when it's not a serious matter like death of a relative, of course)

[–]landon042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

needs to be front page, laugh in her face

"I know what your tryna do"

"you know I know what your tryna do"

instantly starts laughing because its all for manipulation

[–]rebuildingMyself 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best is if you're arguing you subtly take your dick out and keep arguing until she notices.

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much do you troll your ltr? (so she sees you as a jerk)

when she opened the box she saw printed pic of my biceps

haha very nice.

Well, I don't LTR any more. But trolling girls I'm with? Yeah, quite a lot. They love it and hate it and it makes them more attracted.

[–]failingtheturingtest 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just realised how much I dislike the term "troll".
When I read your title, I thought "fucking neckbeard". Then I read your post waiting for the cringe. When I got to the end I thought "huh, dude's pretty funny. I bet she loved that".
Realised that one man's "trolling" is another man's "practical joke".

Still hate the word, but I suppose it's just as accurate. Also, yeah I love pulling stunts like that. Got it from my dad (who once stole my favourite baseball cap a few months before Christmas, then gave it to me as a present. I was so fucking happy to see that thing!)

[–]drfeelsgoood 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Trolled her hard the other day....she's been sick and said because of her sinus, her face hurt.

I told her it was killing me.

[–]clint_bronson 1 point2 points  (1 child)

okay, you gonna have to explain that one to me.

[–]drfeelsgoood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone says their face hurts, you say "yeah and it's killing me," implying that they're so ugly their face is killing you. One of the oldest tricks in the book haha

[–]Terdmuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love playing jokes on my LTRs and Fwbs. It's called being fun.

[–]Reformed65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I troll everyone.

[–]RP_Br3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was gold. I don't overly "troll" any girl, but I do often tease them. More commonly with plates and prospects than fwb's, since I'm forced to set the frame.
Yesterday I was meeting with a prospect, and I decided to call her childish, due to her room decorations included a pink koala candle and some weird stuffed animal. With my fbw it's more "We can't keep seeing eachother like this, people are going to get the wrong idea" when we're in public, or "I hope you're not putting me in the friendzone"

[–]mrHappyPotatoe 3 points4 points  (2 children)

For a valentine day I bought a vibrator. In my mind it was hilarious.

[–]red13blue4 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I bought her a vibrator and trail mix for her birthday. She wasn't happy, but she still has the vibrator in her underwear drawer for the past 2 years.

[–]TrogRP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is tripping, a big bag of trailmix is lowkey awesome. I usually am disciplined in eating but trailmix is a weakness.

[–]Gawernator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10-30 times a day. Lol

[–]Autonomy_Economy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next up - dick in a box

[–]bigtuna45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every God damn day!