Wrong panties (self.asktrp)

submitted by swimminginblue

Stupid but hilarious, oh well

New girl left her panties at my place after fucking

This morning I see one on the floor in my room and snap her a picture saying “ I found it “

She snaps me back “ that one is not mine”. Haven’t replied yet

I look around more and yes, this was a regular plates panties that usually has a habit of leaving her bra also.

Well fuck, how should I react to this ? I was looking to add this new girl as a plate but does this change the dynamics


[–]TRP VanguardWhisper 267 points268 points  (1 child)

You did brilliantly.

Now ask her what hers looked like.

[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat 67 points68 points  (0 children)

LOL. I'm definitely taking note of OP's awesome involuntary trick and that awesome come-back for my personal use.

[–]DiggerClam 147 points148 points  (1 child)

Back in the lost & found basket for these then

[–]SemenMoustache 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha. You guys are quality sometimes

[–]Borsao66 95 points96 points  (1 child)

Oh... You want these too then?

[–]dotwav2mpfree 23 points24 points  (0 children)


[–]kendallb183 74 points75 points  (0 children)

It's not what you say from here, it's your attitude that matters. Dont apologize or appear apologetic. Own it and make it a joke.

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[–]ppanthero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thats the right answer.

[–]curbsidelawyer 92 points93 points  (11 children)


never let a bitch leave anything at your house my guy...it starts with bras & panties bt usually ends with clothes & shoes.

then before you know it, she’s moving in !

[–]boy_named_su 32 points33 points  (2 children)

this is known as the "Costanza Leave-Behind":


[–]Zahlix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Costanza is an amazing human being. In many ways I believe he is the literal female hamster. There is a tiny Costanza in every girls mind justifying and rationalizing everything she does.

[–]curbsidelawyer 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]RedPilledRoaster 23 points24 points  (7 children)

Actually I’m fine with it personally... easy indicator of abundance

[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat 29 points30 points  (2 children)

There are a couple of bobby pins on my bedside table, left there by a girl a long while ago. I keep them there permanently. Absolutely vital accessories, subtly but quite clearly communicating preselection, abundance, and my complete disinterest in commitment.

[–]infamous3238 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Brilliant. What do you say when girls point them out?

[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not one ever did

[–]curbsidelawyer 11 points12 points  (3 children)

i personally feel like “abundance” is simply knowing rather than showing.

it’s akin to telling everyone that you’re an Alpha as oppose to showing that you’re one.

[–]RedPilledRoaster 11 points12 points  (2 children)

You completely misinterpreted the point of my comment.

[–]curbsidelawyer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

perhaps i did.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 74 points75 points  (7 children)

Well fuck, how should I react to this ?


[–]Lyxeka 9 points10 points  (6 children)

you and your threesomes smh

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Dudes have to learn to think outside of the box....

[–]MentORPHEUS 7 points8 points  (1 child)

...and think their way inside of two.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or more.

[–]Lyxeka 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Vasiliy, tell me from your experience, is it possible to seduce two girls at once on the first meeting? say youre flirting with two different girls, suggest they both come over two your place, kino both of them like you do this kind of thing every night, bam. I'm seriously considering trying this after I move into this nice place im looking at right now, got any advice?

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Possible? Yes, but....

They have to both be bi or bi-curious, you have to normalize it for them and you have to catch them at the right time. Isolate, get some booze in them (like the "enough to loosen them up" amount, not a "rapey" amount), get them talking about their fantasies, and if they are both bi or bi-curious get them kissing each other. Have a bottle of wine together and then play "spin the bottle" with just the three of you. Be creative.

[–]Lyxeka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

brilliant! thank you

[–]MagnumBurrito 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Accidental alpha

[–]ATrashMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]aaaGreg 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Living the dream 👌

[–]XT3M3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

she now loves you....

you fucked up kid...

nah but seriously she more turned on now that she knows there's other girls. play that how you want.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMetalgear222 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Unintentionally tried to return the wrong pair of panties to a plate once, she feigned being pissed about it then proceeded to give me a mind-blowing blow job. They're so damn competitive.

[–]nummas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Haha, Gold. Done something similar with a bra I found in my room once. Think nothing of it. Laugh it off. You are not exclusive so you have nothing to apologise for.

[–]look_good 8 points9 points  (0 children)

act as if it never happened. if she ever brings it up, game her, have fun w it. doesn't really matter what u say, just don't let it get serious.

[–]dongpal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lmao you accidentally showed abundance

[–]ppanthero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Will make this new girl even more attracted to you. Just be playful and joke about it. Like the “lost and found“ comment.

[–]bruiser18 3 points4 points  (2 children)

How can a girl leave without wearing underwear lol wtf

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shush now this definitely happened

[–]infamous3238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this was my thought. I’ve never had a girl “forget” her panties. They’ve left plenty of earrings, bracelets and other trinkets, but never panties.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I gotta do this

[–]Da_RectumWrecker 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Oh god I have made this same mistake a few times before. Don't acknowledge it any further. Just carry on like nothing happened.

[–]swimminginblue[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

How did it turn out ?

[–]adam_varg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She will seize it as opportunity to press for upgrade or get some juicy drama. If it doesn't happen now she is saving it for later.

[–]Da_RectumWrecker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was never an issue. One time the more brazen girls made a joke about it that went something along the lines of how she knows she can't act up or try to make me jealous because I'll just replace her with one of the bitches swarming around my place. I don't remember exactly how she put it, but it was funny af.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're on fire, don't sweat it... the only mistake you made was squandering your time second-guessing yourself with this post. It may be worth considering, however, that there has never been a bitch born who ever 'accidentally' left her gear anywhere... sometimes this is a basic shit-test, sometimes it is merely base territoriality. Regardless, in the unlikely event that she turfs you for your 'sins', this is exactly the kind of shit that makes her friends want to fuck you. Victory.

[–]VickVaseline 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should be giving advice here, not asking for it lol

[–]Bruchibre 9 points10 points  (18 children)

Well fuck, how should I react to this ?

Looks like you've scored some points to the plate game :)

Just laugh it out, "Oooops sorry" should do the job

[–]seiretnemeS 18 points19 points  (17 children)


Never say this fucking word unless you've seriously shit the bed.

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      [–]seiretnemeS 1 point2 points  (11 children)

      Don't back pedal. An "oops" isn't what your original comment stated, nor was using sarcasm.

      Keep apologizing, especially over text and report back on how well you're doing with women.

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                  [–]ppanthero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  There is a difference between “ooooops, sorry... 😏“ and “i am so sorry, please forgive me 😞“.

                  [–]zboo1h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Don't react to it. It isn't important at all. Just let it roll off you.

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Did this but with a couple black dresses left at my house. Well done.

                  [–]Peter_B_Long 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  "Sorry I think those are your mom's"

                  "Sorry I think those are your grandma's"

                  "My bad I think those are my wife's"

                  "My bad I think those are my husband's"

                  "Nevermind, I forgot that I wore these last night"

                  I always give my guests a hard time when they leave something, accidental or not. I had a girl leave a hair clip in my room and I sent her a picture saying, "Is this your way of getting invited over again?

                  This past Saturday my guest said that she couldn't find her ring (not wedding lol) and she was certain that she brought it when she came over. I busted her balls and said very sarcastically, "okaaaay. You just happened to lose your ring. I'm pretty sure you planted it somewhere for the next girl to see it"

                  [–]Ocdriddenman -1 points0 points  (1 child)

                  Why would any female leave her underwear behind? Do people really forget to put on their underwear after a night of sex? I've never forgotten to put on my underwear. Seems a bit of a story this one

                  [–]ohmeingott22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I've had it happen quite a few times. One even bothered to take them off while using (or pretending to use) the toilet and then carefully buried them in my laundry basket.

                  They do it to either mark their territory or have an excuse to come back.

                  [–]FwoGiZ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  Shit like that happens to me all the time... I'll can't for the life of me remember which movie I watched with who so it gets awkward haha
                  Earrings is a big one... actually happened last weekend.. then same girl left her freaking sandals yesterday.

                  The funniest is I'm big on blondes and have blonde's shampoo in my shower and always joke about it haha

                  [–]waynebradysworld -1 points0 points  (0 children)