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LTR just asked, "do other women ever want to sleep with you?" I told her there were two types of women in this world. Ones that want to sleep with me and ones that just don't know it yet. Good response right? (self.asktrp)

submitted by Jsieijejeieokkd


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[–]SpinPlates 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow I say that line word for word. I thought I was the only one.

[–]Theclouddude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I would definitely support a weekly witty thread

[–]Auphor_Phaksache 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My buddy was having trouble putting his key in the door to his house and I tossed out "It's been a while huh?"

Saved it in the bank for the future.

[–]returnofthemackX 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Excellent response

[–]RunawayGrain 63 points64 points  (2 children)

"Yes, and some want to sleep with both of us."

[–]Jsieijejeieokkd[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

👍

[–]Senior Endorsedmax_peenor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Winner.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I would i've gone with "haven't met me yet" but your reply was fine.

[–]BlueBlus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Perfect response

[–]BlackMarmoset 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I actually use this type of line a lot. Me with an engaged guy:

"My girlfriend would freak out if she'd catch me staring at another girl's ass." "Well, there are two types of girls: those who don't mind me appreciating a good ass, and those I don't hang out with."

You can't force the other person to do or think as you like, but you can choose who you spend your time with. Abundance mentality.

[–]Kommanderdude 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nicely played sir! You've earned an upvote.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Her question is incredibly insulting.

[–]2niczar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah the response is ok but the fact that the question is being asked so bluntly is a bad sign.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You could have any girl, why'd you choose me" is the one you're looking for.

[–]Metalageddon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Excellent.

Make sure you keep the appearance and skills up as well.

[–]DevilMayCry 7 points8 points  (2 children)

It was a good line. But you shouldn't have to come here for approval.

[–]-Neltharion 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It's a funny response, I'm glad he shared it.

[–]DevilMayCry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally agree. Like I said, it was a good line. However, we should move away from a mentality in which we do something alpha and then run to TRP to ask if it meets approval. Instead we should learn to be confident that we did was the right move for that particular situation and leave it at that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is such a dumb question. It's like she has to fuck someone that others want to fuck, not someone she wants to fuck.

Picture your woman tells you "everyone at work is trying to fuck me" and you're all like:" oh my god baby you're so hot". WTF

[–]Jsieijejeieokkd[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Thanks for the feedback boys. Her question tells me my dread game is working. And of course it's not just a line, its frame vocalized.

[–]idgaf- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never got that question. Not after she found other girl's shit around my place, well before we were exclusive/LTR.

[–]eccentricrealist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha nice one

[–]deville05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone say something smells nice or I smell nice..I say it's probably my BO

[–]Hector_Castillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep pimpin', pimp.

[–]BusterVadge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! That's a great response. I'm going to put that one in my back pocket.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to write that one down. Gold.

[–]DiggerClam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👌

[–]TxnyMontana -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I will use it next time hah

[–]RedPillADay -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Just jizzed in my pants, Sensei!

[–]trpanak1n 4 points5 points  (0 children)

maybe you should up the dose to like two per day lmao