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Tinder before, and after posting a shirtless pic... (self.asktrp)

submitted by coloredzebra

TL:DR; Learned the ways of Tinder, threw on a racey shirtless pic, instantly profited from sleuts.

Jesus what in the actual fuck? For the past two weeks I have introduced myself into the Tinder scene.

Over that time I matched with complete shit tier quality of women, fat whales, hardcore feminist, spammers, and best of all, dopamine fiending, instragram validation seeking whores.

Then, something changed. As the days progressed, and the matches continued to progress into a downward spiral, I told myself I had enough. Wiped my cringey ass beta bio, and simply implemented a bio which made me seem like a complete asshole. To top it off, I even added a shirtless pic. The response? Holy shit.

The tier of women which have swiped right, and are literally dtf, it's like I've stumbled across a honey pot...What in the flying fuck...? But now it's like I don't wanna fuck these women, it's like I'm on a power/ego trip...

(Now, had I not taken the red pill, I'd still be some self conscious bitch about my body image, and probably wouldn't have taken the necessary steps to improve, yet alone post actual pics on tinder.)


[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 51 points52 points  (6 children)

In two dimensions, looks-based SMV is all that matters, and if you post a pic showing off a buff upperbody, you are going to attract girls who are into that and are DTF.

It's all about fishing with the right bait.

[–]El_Shakiel 16 points17 points  (5 children)

It's all about fishing with the right bait.

For a second a read that as "It's all about fisting..." and was nodding in approvement. ...then I read the rest and was like: "oh"

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Fisting is all about frame, too, but it's not my thing. /shrugs

[–]zboo1h 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's amazing what a vagina can endure. Just look at Paul Ryan.

[–]Pelikahn 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I turned that bitch into a sock puppet, bitches love sock puppets.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Came for fisting jokes, then came thanks to a fisting joke.

    [–]nice_and_friendly 76 points77 points  (0 children)

    imagine that

    [–]1Shyrk 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    I've had a very similar experience. It's all about broadcasting intent.

    What kind of openers are you using on these girls?

    [–]The_BitterTruth 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    "Hey"

    [–]Bulk_king11 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Saying the craziest shit is a lot more fun and actually provokes more responses and shows you're carefree. Tell them stupid shit like "I want you to fuck my wife"

    Watch Eric Andre tinders swap so funny and actually shows how women respond to wild shit

    [–]gamermainer 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    Can we see what your profile looks like?

    [–]nice_and_friendly 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    mine just says "professional guitarist" with pics that show off my muscles, my motorcycles, and me with other women. keep that shit short and sweet, no woman worth fucking who ever looks at your tinder profile gives two shits about your hobbies or how good you are at making clever puns. be a mystery instead

    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (30 children)

    I'll probably do this after I cut in the spring and have abs.

    [–]RPAlternate42 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    Don't eat for 12 hours, drink no water either. Wake up dry and sucked in.

    Take the picture in the morning, right when you wake up.

    [–]coloredzebra[S] 3 points4 points  (27 children)

    Hey man, I by no means have abs, I'm currently on a cut as well, and was just looking lean as ever that day I took a pic! More power to you though, I'm on my first cut, it's quite fun.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thanks, that gives me hope. I might do it once I barely have abs, which isn't too hard in the right light if I haven't eaten a lot salt or overhydrated.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]coloredzebra[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lmao, literally just flexing in a dusty ass mirror...

      [–]thor_away92 0 points1 point  (19 children)

      I want to compare your pic of your bod to mine wondering if I should do the same. I look good shirtless but zero abs. Genetic spare tire no matter what I do.

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Need to get your ass on a diet homie! Get those abs poppin increase your smv

      [–]coloredzebra[S] 7 points8 points  (17 children)

      http://i.imgur.com/V5yWLHU.jpg

      Yes, I know the quality appears potato.

      I need to do more cardio...that was literally the leanest I have been, so far.

      [–]AceBenedict23 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Okay you gotta have elite facial aesthetics or I call BS. That pic is like when beginner gym goers are 2 months into 5x5.

      [–]The__Tren__Train 29 points30 points  (2 children)

      lmao wtf.. you have no discernible muscle

      damn chicks be thirsty

      [–]Gawernator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Yeah I was expecting ripped adonis lol. Dang

      [–]postreformedpua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      He isn't a fatty, that's what most want IMO.

      [–]phuckyothots 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      .... really?

      [–]LordThunderbolt 5 points6 points  (8 children)

      lmao, wtf? You don't even look like you ever heard about lifting. Thats nuts. Show us your matches or you're lying. You're about as average as average gets.

      [–]Gawernator 0 points1 point  (7 children)

      not really. Average today is potbelly or dad bod. Just being skinny with a flat stomach is top 30% nowadays

      [–]LordThunderbolt 1 point2 points  (6 children)

      Nah son.

      [–]Gawernator 0 points1 point  (5 children)

      Look around... yeah most guys are fat. Unless you aren't in the USA.

      [–]AceBenedict23 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      Yeah and most guys are invisible to women. That pic OP put up is honestly quite awful. In every commercial gym in the world there's probably hundreds of males whose bodies look better.

      I looked at the pic again and there's no muscle whatsoever. I call bullshit.

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        [–]thor_away92 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Jesus fuck almighty you weren't kidding

        [–]coloredzebra[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        How were the results?

        [–]1v1mebruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        lmaaaooooo the flame youre getting for that pic. real talk man thats pretty surprising that chicks responded well to that.

        [–]El_Shakiel 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        Why do people cut in Winter tho ? I dont get it. (legit question)

        Wouldnt you rather want to bulk now and cut in spring instead ?

        [–]The__Tren__Train 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        dnp is best during winter

        [–]El_Shakiel 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Yeh I got this. But my question was "why?"

        [–]The__Tren__Train 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        generally yes, gain size in winter, diet for the warmer months..

        maybe people are in gaining phase during summer... I've done this - gone on a year-long gaining phase.. looks like OP could use a few of these.

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

        Same thing bro. I posted some post gym pics and bam the sluts came lining up.

        [–]refusewool 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        Selfie?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        mirror

        [–]LordThunderbolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What's your physique like? Post pic.

        [–]TeachMeRedPilling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        An example of the before bio and after bio would go greatly appreciated.

        [–]jgwould714 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        God I love the saying honey pot lol

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        What is your body fat percentage at homie? Post pic

        [–]BusterVadge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Soooo... pretty much everything you've learned here is true in real life then? :)

        [–]hatefulreason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        pics or it didn't happen

        [–]BeyondDedication 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        Let's see this pic and bio?

        I use this and do ok, not greaaaat.

        https://imgur.com/gallery/OIS3b

        [–]LordThunderbolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Body looks solid but you gotta do something about the haircut and beard.

        [–]Vitamin_Red 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What's your workout routine? You take any supplements?

        [–]neverspagett 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        what % body fat is needed to make this work if you work out?

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        About 12.57394807509483750943%.