Common Tinder shittest I’ve gotten recently (self.asktrp)

submitted by TheChadded

So I made a bio that says “No one over 160 lbs PLEASE” and it’s fucking great. My matches have skyrocketed (15-20 per day) and I barely even open anyone myself. ... because almost every single girl who opens me, refers to my bio.

It’s a great qualifier and puts them in my frame from the start.

There’s one shittest however that I’ve experienced responding to a ton of times now; girls who open with “I’m 165 lbs :/“

It seems no matter how I respond, it’s like it never really shuts the shittest down. When I amplify They’ll almost always go on about it.

Just looking for inspiration, twists, SOMETHING that can become my go to answer, in this case where they open with that.


[–]Merwebb 283 points284 points  (16 children)

"well, we will have to weight you without any clothes on and see if you make it"

[–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen 60 points61 points  (7 children)


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    [–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen -1 points0 points  (5 children)

    What "online" shit tests?

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)


      [–]blackedoutfast 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      no, because if someone comes up with a good line or something that actually works very well, if they ever post it on the internet it kills it. all the creepy neckbeards and Pajeets who lurk here will start using it until it doesn't work anymore. i'm serious, it goes from being unique and clever to girls saying "you're the 3rd guy today who has said that"

      i guarantee you that right now dozens and dozens of low SMV guys have already copied OP's line about "no girls over 165 lbs" into their tinder profile.

      stop looking for some magical cheat code to use on women. improve yourself and become more attractive.

      [–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      You are using that word but you do not know what it means. Also my bio is empty.

      [–]Blackhawk2479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This man has his profile pic game on point.

      [–]TheChadded[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      Smooth as a motherfuck.

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      I really wish I was this clever...

      [–]Merwebb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I wish i was it in the middle of the heat, not after.


      [–]QuanTheGreat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Best answer here

      [–]Endorsed Contributorcholomite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This is why I love this place.

      [–]MrBowlfish -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

      This may come off a little "player" or sleazy. It's a little obvious and on the nose. I'd prefer to play the plausible deniability angle.

      [–]africansn0w 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      But it's Tinder...

      [–]rattamahatta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Respond with an example.

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      [–]TheChadded[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Exactly, it’s a thin line and a case of balance, hence why I’m searching the “bulletproof” response... or as close at it can get.

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        [–]TheChadded[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Yeah, clever. I get it now. Thanks dude.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Shouldnt you give some validation after having had sex with them? Not enough to stop them from craving for it but enough to give them an incentive to please you

        [–]raxical 22 points23 points  (1 child)

        Yeah, this is a common technique in the seduction community.

        The example I've seen is with hair. "No short haired girls." Then you'll get all the girls that are happy that they qualified saying, "Hey, I don't have short hair" and you'll have all the short haired girls messaging you to see if they qualify, "Is this hair too short?" etc.

        [–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 34 points35 points  (7 children)

        "Lose 5 lbs and come back."

        Also, 160# is at least 30 lbs too much.

        [–]ReefaShark 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        I was thinking 140 tops

        [–]Big_Daddy_PDX 3 points4 points  (4 children)

        This comment should be higher.

        [–]WoodWizzy87 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

        I’ve seen a lot of women that work out at like 5’7” 160 lbs and not an ounce of fat....

        [–]Big_Daddy_PDX 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        That’s BS. I’m 6’ and I’ve cut to 160 before with 9% BF.

        [–]WoodWizzy87 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        My sister is 5’7” dance coach and I’ve seen her at 157 lbs. and abs poppin right around 15-18% my guess

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        She sounds hot

        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        "What are you going to do about it?"

        [–]anonanonetc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Haha, well you’ve got a couple dates to make weight.

        [–]feminazi_oppresor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Haha my bio ends with 'Will only swipe right and bang girls 9.5 and above'. Get tons of matches so they could 'see if they were a 9.5'

        [–]Endorsed Contributorleftajar 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        Are they actually 165 pounds? If so, why the hell would you want to date them?

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          [–]Endorsed Contributorleftajar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          A&A all the way then. "Whoa there Jabba... "

          [–]MrBowlfish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          "Have you had a bowel movement today?"

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          So I made a bio that says “No one over 160 lbs PLEASE”

          Holy fuck lol this is great

          [–]IronJohnKwando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          say "hey siri how do I unmatch on tinder"

          [–]nowboarding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          How many matches were you getting before?

          [–]2gunsgetsome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Well, is your requirement <160# or not?

          Who TF cares what they say unless it's obvious from her pictures that she's a 98# gymnast. Then, sure have some banter.

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          [–]TheChadded[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Wish I could take credit for it!

          [–]mbillion -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

          Holy shit, any woman under six foot at 160 is unhealthy according to height and weight charts. Hope you like them tall. You trying to pass fat chicks shit tests?

          [–]DumbledoresFerrari 0 points1 point  (4 children)

          No, 5'8

          [–]mbillion 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          so at a 160 pounds a 5'8" tall woman would be medically considered obese

          I guess you like what you like

          [–]DumbledoresFerrari 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          5'8 160lbs = 24.3 BMI, healthy

          Are you putting 160kg in lmao

          [–]mbillion 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          BMI of 24 you are at the high end of the healthy range, 25 is considered obese, 24 is considered not.

          And it depends on age as well whether that BMI is considered healthy. In any event that woman is either in the obese range, or just under the obese range.

          To each their own, just saying I dont really understand the efficacy of seeing if you can get fat chicks to shit test you and calling that a win.

          also - not all women are 5'8'', what if she is 5'5''

          [–]DumbledoresFerrari 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          No 25 is overweight. 30 is obese.