Do you guys eat pussy on a one night stand? Why or why not? (self.asktrp)

submitted by haughtyhay

EDIT: Felt the need to clarify to some of you that the title reads “Do you” it does not read “Should I”

[–]Moreofmore 161 points162 points  (5 children)

The risk is much higher than the reward

[–]jackandjill22 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Correct answer

[–]moontripper1246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hm. True . But that's probably not.gonna stop me

[–]TigerXtrm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only right answer.

[–]i_Hate_us -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah gets my adrenaline pumpin

[–]richardthundercock 94 points95 points  (4 children)

No most girls are getting dicked down by all kinds of scum

[–]mrsuit101 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Lmao, nothing but the truth. Unemployed, std carriers, 2 babymothers, no morals having bums.

[–]wheresMYsteakAt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the words of Young Jeezy:

I'm like your mother's baby daddy.... I doubt you little niggas.

[–]jackandjill22 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]norcalguy510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit hits 2 close to home bro..

[–]pretenddev 45 points46 points  (0 children)

no shot.

[–]Pluglord 76 points77 points  (2 children)

Do you eat ice cream off of the floor?

[–]OPTIMUSL1ME 17 points18 points  (1 child)

...what kind? Was there a cone? Sprinkles? Was it still pretty cold or too soft to salvage? How close was I to finishing?

[–]mrmr69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if I hadn't had ice cream in years? Or ever?

[–]mrmarkme 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Did it once never again

[–]TopDawgTRP 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Nasty 🤢

[–]OrphanedVigilante 60 points61 points  (9 children)

Eating pussy is like smoking: go ahead if you like it but know that you could possibly get the throat/mouth cancer.

I use to but I quit because I'm more health conscious now.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (7 children)

inb4 feminists say "eating pussy doesnt cause cancer, what does cause it is hpv"

...no shit bitch lol. cause and effect.

[–]RPAlternate42 6 points7 points  (6 children)

It can cause oral warts too... so what's her fucking point?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

the feminists point is to try and change the subject from "eating pussy causes cancer" to "hpv causes cancer". even tho its the exact same thing but sugarcoated

its the same as cigarette companies saying bullshit like "ciggs dont cause cancer, its the chemicals in the smoke that do" lol

[–]Atheist_Utopia 13 points14 points  (4 children)

"Nah bro, cigs r fine, but the tobacco inside is harmful"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol exactly.

[–]lastdumra 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Funnily enough the tobacco is one of the less harmful elements for your health of all the shit cigarette companies put in them.

[–]DownyGall 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah I’ve always wondered that. My understanding is the tar/glass/whatever the fuck. But smoking just tobacco in a pipe causes cancer too though, right?

[–]lastdumra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, burning anything and inhaling the smoke is bad for your health. Burning creates cancerigenous substances, for example.

But obviously depending on what you burn, it creates a more or less damaging smoke, and tobacco is far from the worse that there is inside cigarettes.

That is also why vaping is a lot better for your health. Since you don't burn anything you create a lot less toxic substances. Even the more critical studies with vaping say that it creates 95% less toxic substances than smoking. You can really see the difference in these two videos.

Smoking: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HD__r66sFjk#

Vaping: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zFyUlBpy5gU#

That is obviously not scientific, but it is very graphic and the science backs it up. Also, vaping would be theoretically healthy if the air boiling was perfect, but there is always a bit of burnt from the heat. Still a world of difference. The best option is not to have an addiction, but, if you are going to have it, why people smoke instead of vaping is beyond me.

The biggest source of contaminants in the city are cars, because they produce combustion, and as we've already said burning shit produces toxic shit. And some people put something similar in their mouths when they can vape the same substances. Imagine all the black shit from the smoking video in your lungs and respiratory ways. At this point, with all the possibilities and information, smoking is retarded. There is no other way of putting it.

[–]jackandjill22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord.

[–]epushepepu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ONLY EAT PLATES PUSSY. One night stand is iffy

[–]battyryder 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Some times the pussy smells, lost a boner once because her pussy smelt so rank.

[–]sebass1223 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you, this is the funniest thing I’ve heard today😂 I feel you tho

[–]KidWonder101 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happened to me twice. The first time I didn't eat the pussy, but it stank so bad I lost the boner. Second time, I realized it stunk after I went down. Lost boner immediately.

[–]wheresMYsteakAt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you realize after? You didn't pull the "stealth" smell before hand?

[–]jackandjill22 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]wheresMYsteakAt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I almost did too but you have to turn your head to the left or right and truck thru it.

[–]battyryder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, no you don't mate. We are people too, we can say no.

[–]Terra501 35 points36 points  (2 children)

If she’s clean feelig and classy-looking, of course I do. If I want to.

[–]jackandjill22 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Every girl tries to look classy when she goes on a night on the town.

[–]Terra501 8 points9 points  (0 children)

if she can clean the rug I’ll eat on it

[–]LodestarAuriga 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been drunk enough and done it. No problem. But if i'm sober, well, it is pretty clear that's better avoided!

[–]theromanshcheezit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, I dont eat on a one night stand. Are you crazy? It’s your whole ass mouth you gettin down there with someone you don’t really trust. Get the dick in and get it out, that’s all you gotta do

[–]CapIshmael 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Do whatever the fuck you want

[–]nofilmynofucky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha nah dude most thots these days are walking petri dishes

I only go down town for LTRs

[–]yumyumgivemesome 11 points12 points  (2 children)

OP, all those guys saying "hey, you do you, man" ARE the guys who get up in there on a one night stand but are feeling a little cunnilingus-shamed right now.

As for me, I've done it on a few first dates where we met on a dating app. Not usually though. Not big into it for most girls unless she has almost no taste.

[–]untitled1 27 points28 points  (8 children)


I love eating pussy. And if you can make her cum three times before you even stick your dick in her, chances are she'll come back for more and become a regular plate.

[–]JW_2 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Any concern about STDs?

[–]untitled1 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Gonorrhea, Chlamydia and HIV are not commonly passed when giving oral sex to a woman, even with a cut.


So HIV, Gonorrhea, and Chlamydia are out.

Herpes can still be passed from oral sex. But herpes can also be passed through kissing. Do you avoid kissing girls?

HPV can be passed through oral sex. But even if you get HPV through oral sex, the chances of it turning into throat cancer are very small.

Although millions of Americans have tonsillar HPV, fewer than 15,000 get HPV-positive oropharyngeal cancers annually.


So that's less than 1% turning into cancer. Most girls get the vaccine now anyway.

Also, herpes and HPV are passed through skin-to-skin contact. Even if you wear a condom, you're probably having some skin-to-skin contact anyway. Risks are there no matter what you do.

[–]Gr33d3ater 2 points3 points  (2 children)

If it’s 3M that’s a half percent of that population every year. After 20 years that’s 10%.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You aren't very good at maths. Are you?

[–]Gr33d3ater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not doing compounding growth. This is keep it simple stupid Internet forum level bullshitting.

[–]Aidsagain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's licked, spitted on, fingered & thumbed.

You don't have to devour a 1/4 plate of a wet pastrami sandwich at every session.

[–]wheresMYsteakAt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TL;DR - he's caught everything already so not worried.

[–]Winterfuzz 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Dude do whatever you want Jesus

[–]Aidsagain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How'd you know his name?

[–]Ronaldo-CR7- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s a no from me dawg

[–]Wheysteve 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Only if there's a hymen,

[–]madhguru 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

fuck no. if a girls cool with letting randos eat puss, imagine the other guys and things she does lol.

[–]Jrobalmighty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I assume you have a clean well maintained woman. I'll also assume she doesn't have anything weird going on.

After touching her use those same fingers to touch her lips and one or both of you will figure out if it's a good idea.

From a respect POV she's going to respect the hell out of guy that gets her to the happy place as often and as pleasurable as possible which only increases your smv and you're access.

It's a win win as long it's the right situation.

[–]Two_kids_in_a_coat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I try not to, but honestly sometimes I’m too horny not to.

[–]CalmPassenger 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Why is everyone saying it’s bad for your health? What kinds of health problems does it cause?

[–]haughtyhay[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve read studies before claiming it can give you gum / throat cancer, not sure of the credibility but I assume that’s what everyone is referring to

[–]Lambdal7 3 points4 points  (1 child)

To all those saying STDs, it's extremely unlikely to get an STD from oral..

Edit: I fact checked this and it's actually false what I said. Apparently, there are 5 cases of oral cancer linked to HPV and 5 cases of cervical cancers per 100,000, so the chance of oral cancer through licking seems actually very high, as much as through vaginal sex. http://www.health.state.mn.us/divs/healthimprovement/content/documents-cancer/1.29.2018HPVFactsFigures.pdf/

[–]jackandjill22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thanks.

[–]Morphs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the vibe I get. Follow the gut.

[–]GrimsterrOP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re into it and she’s clean, do it.

[–]1morescoobysnacks 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I do with girls I meet from daygame that are quality chicks that I want to plate. Wouldn't touch any girl I meet during the night regardless of anything. Not a fucking chance.

[–]Anasthaesium 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That’s kinda strange. Day game prospects might be the town orifice too

[–]1morescoobysnacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yea. I test a lot on dates. I can tell who's a hoe or not when they're in the 18~20 range. Older women can probably lie well enough. It's still a risk obviously.

[–]cptgoatsack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell fucking no.

[–]zncmckskaowidixjsjai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never do it, idgaf

[–]ppanthero 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I would really like to. I am a pussy-man i guess. But no - just not worth the immense risk. Listen to Michael Douglas.

[–]SteveStJohn 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Listen to Michael Douglas.

What did Liberace say?

[–]ppanthero 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]SteveStJohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Did not know that.

[–]bm2l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't eat pussy ever

[–]DVidojkovic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i don't eat pussy cus they all smell like tuna foh

[–]Fauxregaurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if it stink!

[–]BloodSweatandFears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re retarded if you do bud

[–]daytonbull90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck no, ew

[–]Andgelyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done it, would not do it again though unless I really know the girl. It’s fucking stupid and risky, no matter how clean she looked.

Did it because some girls literally told me “I’m not sucking or fucking unless you eat me”....fucking hoes lol

[–]El_Serpiente_Roja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in LTRs for me ...i actually like eating pussy but its just too variable with a ONS or even a plate

[–]rp_newdawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HPV infection in men is associated with throat cancer. No, I do not eat pussy on a one night stand.

PMID: 27777253

[–]zboo1h 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]breakfastburrito24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, it depends. I usually finger first to see if it'll taste good or not. If it does, I enjoy eating pussy, so I'll go down, and like 90% of the time, they give me head after.

[–]Saint316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They make dental dams for this exact situation. Everyone wins: if you like eating pussy, you can; don't have to worry about STDs; shields the smell (if it stinks or you're not into it even if they smell fresh); and makes you a winner in her book. You're welcome.

[–]didudidule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now why would you do that

[–]Dakutsuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally don’t eat anything unless it comes out the kitchen. Women these days are disgusting.

[–]Batmanforreal2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)