just got told I am bed at sex? help me (self.asktrp)

submitted by charmander_bro

(edit- yes I have made a terrible type)

So I pulled on a night out, half way through fucking her she goes 'you are really bad at this'.

I ask her to elaborate, she says ' you have no rhythm or beat, your like a dog humping away, don't you watch porn'

I genuinely do not know what I am doing wrong. No other girl has said anything like this.

If i know what the actual mistake i was making, then I would be able to improve.

In my defence the bed was pretty soft, and my hamstrings started to ache becuase of this.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev 100 points101 points  (1 child)

Should have rolled over on your back (with your dick still in her) and let her bounce away in cowgirl. Chances are, she sucks at it, too, btw.

[–]DadOnDabs 65 points66 points  (0 children)

This. Follow up half way through with a "You're bed at this."

[–]aaaGreg 136 points137 points  (2 children)

Still fucked tho.

Practice makes perfect broski

[–]jackandjill22 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]knownrebel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best damn reply.

[–]2000inchbiceps 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Lol she said don't you watch porn. Would've legit laughed my ass off once I heard that.

[–]Red_Chewables 76 points77 points  (0 children)

"You're really bad at this." Roll over, pull her on top of you. "Make me care."

I'm leaning towards this being a shit test rather than an actual complaint. If you think there's more to it than just her trying to get under your skin, then check the Sex God Method.

[–]red_matrix 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Shit test. Next time either go doggy style or make her ride you.

[–]ThatKidinAfrica -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Haha. That wasn't a shit test.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)


[–]kruxofthemimed 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]EducationalDentist 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Porn is not what you want to base your sex moves on. Porn is made for the sake of the viewer, so camera angles with visible parts, etc are necessary.

Don't think in-out in-out fucking. Think making love. Slower. Steady. You can vary things, but vary every few minutes, not less than a minute. Ramp up the sex from start to finish. Enjoy her entire body instead of just trying to get to the end like a dog would.

Whether or not it was a shit test, you can always be better in bed. Improve. Just remember to keep your efforts to yourself or guy friends only.

[–]TheBrokenRuler 9 points10 points  (3 children)

eehhhh.... there is a time and a place for slow & steady. There is also a time and place to hold her against a wall and rage-fuck her 'til she's too sore to keep going

[–]EducationalDentist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If OP is indeed humping away like a dog, he doesn't need to hear about total domination. You've gotta write the right prescription for the right patient, doc.

[–]Morphs_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can attest to this. Most of my plates like a thorough good and hard fuck. Making tender love is more of a boyfriend BB thing.

[–]Ubergeeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some girls prefer either one. Mix it up

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's not the only thing you're bed at.

[–]Dmva100 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Should've said I don't like ur beaf curtains so im not turned on.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spat my tea out holy fuck

[–]trppr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you know why dogs hump like that?

A: Cuz that's how you fuck a bitch.

Pull out, cum on her face, and exit stage left.

Alternative: Oh, you have experience fucking dogs? Do you have a favorite breed?

[–]lookoutitscaleb 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I dated a stripper that was a single mom. Chick fucked like crazy. She never once told me I sucked.

She just fucked my brains out.

This chick was self conscious and projecting.

[–]Black_m0ngoose 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Pay a gay prostitute, then proceed to have him show you the ropes.

Proceed to establish dominance, by then you should know what to do.

[–]AlfredKinsey 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Morphs_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Let me preface this by saying that it's the combination of a man and woman that influences how good the sex is perceived. I've been called bad at sex as well, but it was with a woman I had no good click with. That said, you say you don't understand her critique, which means you need to get more insights in yourself.

Take dancing classes. Chances are your awareness of the different types op hip movement etc is low. There are a lot of parameters you can alter while thrusting.

For example, one that works well and is fun is one deep thrust alternated with a shallow thrust, done in such a way that it's sort of one fluent motion.

And yes, first step is to hump in a consistent rhythm. Don't change everything up constantly, either consciously or though lack of awareness.

[–]AlfredKinsey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The alternating thrusts is a popular move in my roster. I keep a list of what they say they like, too, so it's pretty decent data. I generally wait until at least a few minutes into penetration to break this out. It mixes it up and she should be well stretched and wet for that level of pounding.

[–]Jsieijejeieokkd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sex God Method - Side Bar

[–]mrHappyPotatoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she says something like that then Just slap her one the ass really hard. Put her on doggy style put one hand on or around her neck and with another hand pull her hair and just go .. Fuck away as hard as u can.

Bottom line is never ask her to elaborate. Take her as you see fit or as u like it.

[–]Unlucky_Leader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can't believe no one has recommended Daniel Rose's

the-sex -god method.pdf

[–]XT3M3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmfaooo at,

don't you watch porn'

in my experience, the girls who ever uses porn as a reference for real sex are either new to it or as horrible as you might be.

" you cum wierd, you don't yell when you cum "

me: 0_o?

[–]PerplexingPegasus_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s a bum for still continuing even though she didn’t like it. Don’t mind it.

[–]Peter_B_Long 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Play some music next time and smoke some weed

[–]midnightreider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely get a perfect rhythm going when I’m high. High sex is great

[–]cloakinvisible1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some advice, don't pool stick. What I mean by that is, don't just go in and out. Use more of your hips and think of your tool as a pendulum. When you turn your hips one way, your dick will go the opposite. As far as rhythm goes, keep a steady pace and watch how she responds. If she pulls your hips in, she may want you to go deeper. Lastly don't give her everything too soon. If you already know this stuff, then in this case just look at it a reminder. Don't watch porn because it teaches nothing in my opinion.

[–]midnightreider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t use porn as a reference for how you should be performing. They just pound away for the destructive effect. Women love getting pounded, but if she’s saying you’re no good and don’t have rhythm, work first on slowly figuring out what she really likes. Grinding your pelvic bone on her clit in missionary works really well for example. Find the angles they like; you’ll be able to tell. Then start thrusting to a beat in your head and stick to it. Start off slow and making sure the angle you’re at is working well. Rhythm really is great because a big part of getting off for women is the mental part of it, so if you’re working a rhythm she can mentally follow it as you go. Then start to change it up as you go, go faster then slow down, thrust shallow for a bit then go deep as you can, that type of thing. Find what works best and slowly intensify it. Catch a groove and enjoy your time in pound town. I like to make my girlfriend cum since for me it’s an accomplishment. If you don’t care, then by all means ignore her and do whatever the fuck you want.

Also read Sex God Method

[–]Pluglord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"'Bitch I still fucked lol"

[–]meme_poacher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]SpecialSpnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read sex God method and watch a little more porn. You may want to learn about the clit as well... She won't be calling you or texting you

[–]Naebany -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go on top and show me your rhythm

[–]Wrath_of_Trump -1 points0 points  (0 children)

your like a dog humping away

If you emptied your balls, you're winning.