FIELD REPORTClose Call (self.RedPillWomen)

submitted by Willow-girl

I thought the man left this morning without kissing me good-bye.

I actually went running after him, wailing. LOL

Turns out he was just going out to get more wood for the fire. Whew!

[–]VigilantRedRoosterModerator 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Hmmm... is "wood for the fire" a metaphor here? (✿´‿`)

[–]Willow-girl[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, actual wood for the woodstove, lol.

[–]radioactivities9 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Reading this got one of those genuine girly "awwww's with a smile from me.

I should be so lucky to know such a thing in the future.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

My exact sentiments!

[–]Willow-girl[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Well I hope you girls find yours quicker than I found mine! lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Williw, you're too sweet ;)

[–]Banincoming 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You sound unhealthily co-dependent and him demanding kisses is controlling and sexual assault! /s Oh wait, this isn't /relationshits...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If any problems come up, its a red flag in a red city filled with red people taking selfies with their red dogs using red cell phones with little red flags on them, END THE RELATIONSHIP IMMEDIATELY.

[–]HappilyNeverEqual 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Aww that is very sweet. I had a similar experience the other day I cried when my husband left for work. I was just so sad at having to be away from him for eight hours.

[–]candleelit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for him to get home from work! Only 3 more hours. 😩

[–]redbrickdoll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2 points for being naturally feminine and caring:-)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aweeeee :"D

[–]NittanyLioness84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is too cute.

[–]testmypatience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puppy dog syndrome. A true mark of madly in love people.

[–]Willow-girl[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

LOL at all the comments, thanks for the kinds words girls (and guy). Not sure we really qualify as role models though; we are kinda redneckety, LOL!

[–]NittanyLioness84 0 points1 point  (2 children)

we are kinda redneckety

Pshhh I may be a New Yorker now, but I will never forget my central PA hillbilly roots.

[–]Willow-girl[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

LOL, I guessed from your username that you must be a Penn State alum. :-)

[–]NittanyLioness84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heck, yeah. WE ARE!

[–]candleelit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww! I know the feeling <3 so adorable.