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Off Topic#YesAllCats is taking off on Twitter. Shitstorm Imminent (self.TheRedPill)

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[–]16 TRP VanguardTRPsubmitter 445 points446 points  (28 children)

My favorite one, which touches on feminist entitlement

Don't teach cats not to barf on the carpet, teach owners to not put a carpet where I always barf. #YesAllCats

[–]pcadrian 149 points149 points [recovered]

So many of these are incredible parallels to feminism. It's fucking brilliant.

[–]Meglomaniac 89 points90 points  (2 children)

"What I do on catnip is not my fault"

Oh my god YES!

[–]ItsYourHandInMine 45 points45 points [recovered]

4chan - Where smart people pretend to be retards

Reddit - Where retards pretend to be smart people

That's how I've always seen it, and every raid just reminds me of this fact.

[–]still_very_alive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't argue. If only 4chan actually worked together more often.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 106 points107 points  (2 children)

Yeah they hijacked #YesAllWomen which was basically becoming a new #INeedFeminism by merging the two and applying it to cats. I'd like to give whoever on 4chan who came up with this meme 2 internets for the amount of lulz it brought me this morning.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedPillDad 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It would be great to see more pure RP...

"After I luvz doz tomcats, it's back home to my evil owner. #YesAllCats"

[–]still_very_alive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be honest, this is how people should have responded to #YesAllWomen and similar hashtags to begin with, instead of whining and bitching about it.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I thought the I Need Felinism in the first was goddamn genius.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And "mewsogyny" and Petriarchy. Freaking gold. Only 4trollers can think up words that perfect.

[–]rztzz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Unrelated but #YesAllWomen is just such a textbook response from women.

Argument 1: Women generally want a man wealthier than herself

Illogical Response: Yes All Women only want to date rich men.

When "all" and "only" were never in the original statement. It's actually a brilliant argumentative tactic, but plain to see for anybody analyzing the arguments.

[–]AngraMainyuu 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My favorite was the first

I shouldn't have to look both ways to avoid being killed. #Roadkillculture

This one struck me because I don't know how many times I've had the "rape" discussion with friends over a glass wine in the past few years and it always seems to come back to "No a man should never rape a woman, but yes women should learn to be more careful."

Great parallelism in all of them though!

[–]Mymobileacoconut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love the one about being chased by dogs because "we were asking for it"

[–]tooCheezy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can you explain this one to me? I'm confused by it

[–]Manuel_S -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't it amazing how people just have all these feminist mottos in their heads, primed and waiting - and when they have a chance to let off steam, here they come?

It's been fermenting for a while, people.

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet 173 points174 points  (1 child)

So, I assume /r/PussyPass is going to be expanding into more literal territory then, yes?

[–]TrueBro 74 points75 points  (0 children)

litterally

[–]OsoFeo 137 points138 points  (48 children)

I'm pretty sure this is part of the satire:

YesAllCats is extremely problematic. Please report it to twitter and if applicable in your area, law enforcement

But you see this kind of statement often enough. Isn't it interesting that when "progressives" are threatened by some online statement they don't like, they often run to law enforcement - the same patriarchal, male-dominated, gun-toting, authoritarian, right-leaning, rights-violating fraternity that progressives are otherwise complaining about? Is'nt this ... problematic?

[–]Virr 114 points115 points  (12 children)

This shit is rather outrageous. She actually just said "Someone's making fun of us, call the police." There's no exaggeration.

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[–]1rporion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The belief in ideological purity and the will to crush anyone who threathens it is narcisstic in its nature too.

[–]a_chill_bro 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Solipsism is a motherfucker.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's worth thinking about.

[–]Newwby 3 points4 points  (7 children)

I wouldn't be at all surprised if someone told me it was the same personality type Hitler had.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 12 points13 points  (5 children)

He was a Corporal, I was an E4 for a while, so we had the same rank. I must be Hitler.

[–]wiking85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was a Gefreiter, which was a private 1st class in WW1. So you totally not Hitler!

[–]cat-tasrophic 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Corporal

E-4

One is rank, one is pay grade

wat

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might have been his point.

[–]Bobwayne17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A CPL is an E-4 in the Army. Source: Was in the Army.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Corporals are E4s, with NCO status. Army has spec 4 as well, USAF is Senior Airman, but used to also have Sgt which was an NCO. You know, pay grades have corresponding ranks with them.... But wiking85 says he was a PFC.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 32 points33 points  (13 children)

Except that until relatively recently (like last 20 years) law enforcement and police were seen as a noble and respectable profession which attracted a few bad apples. These days it seems more like it's a borderline criminal profession which occasionally attracts a few good men.

That said womyn really don't see a problem with using male power by proxy. They want their man to carry their shit for them or to lay down their life at a moments notice in dangerous situations. They want the government to use MANPOWER to police the nation and keep the infrastructure going and such...

What they absolutely loathe is when a man utilizes his power of his own volition particularly if that man is in her eyes low value.

[–]robesta 16 points17 points  (11 children)

Except that until relatively recently (like last 20 years) law enforcement and police were seen as a noble and respectable profession which attracted a few bad apples. These days it seems more like it's a borderline criminal profession which occasionally attracts a few good men.

When a few bad apples can be videotaped and be on every TV and computer screen in America, it's bound to change perspectives. The same thing happened when reporters brought video cameras to Nam.

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[–]robesta -3 points-2 points  (9 children)

A few is relative. Its not most cops, no matter how much reddit says otherwise.

[–]Manuel_S 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How much is bad cops, how much is the police state you guys now live in?

[–]robesta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd stay it depends where you live. If you live in the better part of suburbia, I don't think there is much of a police state at all. If you're in the hood, the dynamic is much different and cops treat people unfairly more often.

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[–]robesta -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

I'm in Federal law enforcement. Most feds I've met don't have any of the issues that local police have. I've worked with locals, and most don't give a fuck one way or the other or honestly want to do what's right. It varies completely by where you are tho. Some departments tolerate bullshit and some don't. Also bad areas are more likely to have cops doing crazy shit.

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[–]robesta -1 points0 points  (3 children)

I can really only speak of myself and those I work with. Our agency does not have the leeway to do crazy shit. There's absolutely no incentive to. There may be some numbers window dressing going on, but that doesn't equate to bad apple in my mind. The locals in white suburbia seem tame. The locals in the hood areas seem like more shit could go down.

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[–]OsoFeo 19 points20 points  (1 child)

It's why I no longer count myself among their ranks.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ditto.

[–]robesta 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Have you read "Liberal Fascism"? That was the premise behind the book.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Great book. It's literally the most illuminating American political history I've read and a expose on how fascists operate.

[–]robesta -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It made me rethink the way I was taught history.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRS73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Establishment progressive media have themselves become a means, not to inform the public, but to identify dissidents and coordinate action against them. Anyone who isn't on board with the progressive program will find themselves the focus of calculated, well spun "controversy" and maybe an IRS audit as well.

They are actually opposed to informing the public; they instead work hard to sculpt the public mind by withholding some stories and spinning others to suit progressive political aims.

[–]swolebird 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't it be.... "paw enforcement"?

[–]AdmiralVonJackass 5 points6 points  (4 children)

In France hate speech is an illegal offence and can be met with large fines or jail time.

[–]theozoph -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Even France wouldn't condemn satire.

[–]seamouth 2 points3 points  (2 children)

[–]theozoph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, only if you omit Jews.

[–]2elysius 0 points1 point  (2 children)

That confused me greatly. What exactly can the police even do about it?

EDIT: Just realized it's a satire account.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it? Poe's Law always leaves doubt in my mind about it.

[–]Pattheboss56 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought it was real until I read the username

[–]1Gavlan_Wheel 141 points142 points  (21 children)

I had a good laugh. It's great satire.

Kinda off topic but I think it's hilarious how the ebonic speaking black guy gets responded to seriously by feminists. They are so scared to offend a "person of color" that they can't realize it's just a troll account. Plus they can't pull the "you have white privilege so shut up shitlord" card from their deck.

EDIT: I love meowsogny. Also I have a feeling that real live animal rights radicals have said these things about cats with a straight face before. That makes it all the more wonderful.

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[–]RobbenQC 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I saw a great excerpt from someone on /b/ trolling tumblr posing as a lesbian "WoC" who went on to stir up the swarm by asserting that white women can't be raped, since rape is about power, and white women hold institutional power (similar arguments they make about men and rape). I actually cried. I wish I could find it.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 42 points43 points  (4 children)

As a black-asian-native American gay man and a single mother of three daughters, I feel .....

[–]maximun_vader 18 points19 points  (3 children)

You forgot to be a Muslim

[–]Cyhawk 45 points46 points  (0 children)

And transgender.

As a black Asian native American transgender gay man, single mother of three and devoted Muslim with a Buddhist partner confined to a wheelchair

Would carry more weight.

[–]seamouth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The thought of feminists and muslims being allies gets me all giddy.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I did that too! Lutheran, Muslim, and enlisted! OHNOES I AM HITLER! Shit, my family was German too!

I'm totally Hitler.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (3 children)

You might find this funny

It's basically satire of the reverse-privilege totem pole you are talking about.

[–]KiloJimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RamzPaul: the most dangerous man on youtube. Love him anyway

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost died laughing when he pulled the thief card and said it was blacks.

[–]sithman25 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is exactly what Ayn Rand discusses in her John Galt speech:

She claims that it is a culture of guilt felt by people of ability that destroys humanity. The "consent of the victim", as she called it, permitted those without rationality to bully their mindless, thoughtless ideology as fact.

"...the purpose for which they dissolve the absolutes of reason, logic, matter, existence, realty --is to erect upon that plastic fog a single holy absolute: their Wish."

"Your teachers, the mystics of both schools, have reversed causality in their consciousnesses, then strive to reverse it in existence. They take their emotions as a cause, and their mind as a passive effect. They make their emotions their tool for perceiving reality. They hold their desires as an irreducible primary, as a fact superseding all facts. An honest man does not desire until he has identified the object of his desire. He says: 'It is, therefore I want it.' They say: 'I want it, therefore it is.' "

-Atlas Shrugged

[–]TRP VanguardCyralea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realizing this is what made me move away from identifying as a liberal. There aren't a lot of liberal ideas that aren't transitive in nature, the way you describe. Just feelings disguised as rational thought.

[–]life_manager 28 points29 points  (2 children)

That's actually pretty funny, because it has me thinking how stupid this whole #YesAllWomen shit really is. The equivalence for a thug would be "Because wearing jeans down to my ass, a black hoodie, and having tattoos all over my body does NOT mean you have to walk across the street #yesallthugs"

[–]life_manager 21 points22 points  (1 child)

"Don't teach thugs not to dress like you're in a gang, teach people not to judge! #yesallthugs"

[–]life_manager 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Because white people be thinking they can use the word nigga, because WE DO IT TO OURSELVES #yesallthugs"

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Based Demarcus Jones. He's really a brilliant man.

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[–]BroseppeVerdi 107 points108 points  (7 children)

Lost it at #Meowsogyny. Make fun of them all you want, but the /b/tards end up doing god's work sometimes.

[–]outercourse 28 points29 points  (0 children)

4chan is on Camus' level of absurdist philosophy. It's priceless.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

/b/ is not the only part of 4chan.

The political board in particular is Far-Right and is one of the Top 3 boards on the site.

[–]BroseppeVerdi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/pol/ is pretty damn entertaining. That DeMarcus Jones guy cracks me up.

[–]Circ-Le-Jerk 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Put enough retards in a room with paint, eventually one of them is bound to come out with something brilliant.

[–]Epicwin141 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The thing is, most /b/tards aren't stupid, just sick faggots.

[–]still_very_alive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way I see, they're just completely amoral, like us. Except with regards to everything, not just women.

[–]musicmusicmusic420 67 points68 points  (1 child)

#Nape Culture

This is too good.

[–]RedPillMotors 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Some late adds have been top quality. #patribarky among them.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Holy Shit the " This is what a real cat looks like" had me rolling. It really showed the absurdity of those big fat fucks trying to say being a whale is normal!

[–]PanqueNhoc 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I'll shamelessly advertise /r/fatlogic here because it's just too good.

[–]ThousandArmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well...that subreddit was new to me. I'm going to go take a shower. Maybe i'm done with the internet today...

That place is scary.

[–]ljubebanjeglav 37 points37 points [recovered]

This, this, is simply beautiful.

I'm looking at this and I can't stop laughing my ass off.

How much more effective is this satirical, comical reversal, then the usual argumentative, critical act that takes the object of it's criticism, at least in some part, seriously. This #yesallwomen garbage doesn't even deserve a clear, precise and thoroughly thought out response. It doesn't even warrant a rational discussion. What do they even believe to achieve by this? Maybe the good ol' completely worn out "raising awareness" act? The very act that apriori presupposes that it's targeted subjects (men) are ignorant, brutish, rapist patriarchal barbarians. If there are, and I would claim that certainly there are, real problems with the oppression of women especially in certain Third World countries and even in certain strata of our civilized Western societies but certainly not in the way that today's feminist formulate them (the simple slight of the hand "blame The Patriarchy for everything"), what possibly do they hope to achieve by putting a hashtag on twitter? I'm baffled.

It seams to me that today is a bright day when the public, or at least a part of the public, passed a major collective feminist shit test. With flying colors.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedPillDad 15 points16 points  (1 child)

what possibly do they hope to achieve by putting a hashtag on twitter? I'm baffled.

It's about scoring Empathy Points with other women. It has to be a public display to count. The great thing about Twitter is they don't even have to pull a single dollar out of their purse, AND they can feign empathetic concern using their natural gift of bitching about shit.

YesAllCats made my day because it blows their fucked-up fallacies up right on their home turf.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRS73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's about scoring Empathy Points with other women.

And votes. Whipping up enthusiasm among women voters (especially upper middle class white ladies) to get out there and vote Democrat is what a lot of this is about. "Ra-a-ape on campus! It's a massive, MASSIVE epidemic! Women are being raped and murdered on a scale where Yale is like Auschwitz!"

Modern political schemers use the emotionality and herd instinct of women to get what the political class wants.

[–]toothbrush_your_anus 42 points43 points  (0 children)

this is amazing

god bless you 4chan

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[–]Thzae 9 points10 points  (0 children)

49 meows and 1 purr still means meow.

[–]DarkCircle 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Petriachy hahahhahahahahaha!

[–]Sturmgeist781 1 point2 points  (1 child)

patribarky

No sarcasm at all, I wish I was as creative as these guys. This is some good shit.

[–]DarkCircle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mouseogyny

[–]16 TRP VanguardTRPsubmitter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

because bells around our necks are not decoration, but symbols of enslavement #Yesallcats

Lost it there completely

[–]Disillusi0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I give a feline free food, toys, indoor AND outdoor access, and a box to shit in (which I clean up) then who's the real oppressor?

I hope all those stuck up, entitled, felines get naped.

[–]TRP VanguardWhisper 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Once again, 4chan illustrates that the best weapon against nonsense isn't logic, but laughter.

[–]MockingDead 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Christos, they want to report parody to the law.

They realize the law will laugh their asses off, yes?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, that's their inclination - levy a false accusation and let LEAs do their dirty work for them.

Unfortunately that doesn't work against anonymous twitter accounts.

[–]Manuel_S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure they laugh? Thats the problem right there. Cause society is dumb enough maybe they wont.

[–]DarkCircle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mouseogyny kills #YesAllCats

We need to end the spay gap #YesAllCats

Because calling a dog a pussy is offensive #YesAllCats

[–]slkrk 14 points14 points [recovered]

Meowsogyny and Petriarchy destroyed my sides.

[–]Sturmgeist781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patribarky was my favorite.

[–]COVERartistLOL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

YesAllCats , Cause dogs still feel that they're entitled to bark at me. Just because of what my species is.

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Popcorn at the ready.

This might just make my week.

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[–]pwrfull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]scythe7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Petriarchy, Meowsogyny, Felinism and Napeculture. Brilliant.

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[–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gerbil...hamster, close enough.

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[–]BustinAllKindsOfNuts[S] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

It was at one point, yes.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Christ, I hope it surfaces again. If it does, we'll probably get coverage within the next 24 hours. And after that, the butthurt will just keep growing. I don't want to be denied the spectacle.

[–]EagerJewBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think if has, there are like 6 tweets a second right now.

[–]COVERartistLOL 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That's awesome. If this gets coverage in the media. Than it will point out how said, and one sided feminism is.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First article is up. Apologies if someone already posted it.

[–]fokm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Down with the poochtriarchy!

[–]GrantNexus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've long been an adherent of cat acceptance.

[–]gmflag 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wonder how they came up with this. I should visit 4chan every so often just to see what absurdity and ingenuity happens at the same time.

[–]Sturmgeist781 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people can be pretty fucking creative when they want to be.

Imagine what they could do if they applied this to something beyond satire. I'm just glad that this took off.

[–]AdmiralVonJackass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just because I show you my butthole and arch my back DOES NOT mean I am giving you permission to lick it. #CaninePrivilege #TongueAbuse #Petriarchy

[–]youreunbelieveable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good Lord that's some funny shit

[–]watersign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rofl

[–]Sturmgeist781 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"#YesAllCats because if you don't support felinism then you are mewsogynist DRA supporting scum, there is no third option."

Oh lord...

[–]IMissOsama 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I'm actually on right now, debating with feminists. It's actually pretty fun to see the truths about feminism come out right in front of your eyes.

[–]Sturmgeist781 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Debating with feminists gets you no where. Now infuriating them on the other hand....

[–]IMissOsama -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, I find it funny to call them out and point out where their logic is wrong and watch their hamster run.

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[–]GrantNexus -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Just as I tell the MR's that they don't understand TRP, I'll tell you that you don't understand MR.

[–]iKill_eu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is why I find it funny when TRP is likened to the MRA. It's like you can't be a man with an opinion without being labeled an MRA....

Most of us are as far from MR as you could get.

[–]MorePancakes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That is likely true my friend, I have not spent extended time there.

[–]MorePancakes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because that is BetaHaven

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What's hilarious to me is if cats could talk/use twitter they'd say this stuff.

[–]terabyter9000 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Why not #YesAllHamsters

[–]scallopkid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care if sunflower seeds make me fat, lab blocks are gross and I shouldn't have to eat them.

[–]TRedP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The honest answer is that 4chan just really likes cats.

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Thanks. That is all.

[–]Luckyluke23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man this is too good.

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no difference between cats and dogs. All perceived differences were established by dog dominated society. I hate that I'm told from birth I have to act like a cat. If dogs and cats weren't told what to be, humans couldn't tell us apart. I can prove this because I wrote 5 essays on the topic.

[–]NerieHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Meowsogyny" "petriarchy", good

[–]Merlunie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TRP will get the blame for this I'm sure!

[–]CarrotTrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is solid gold.

[–]zorroplateado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepe Lepew would be appalled at this idiocy! Sacre Bleu!

[–]stillnoturday 0 points1 point  (1 child)

this is hilarious

[–]Villaintine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I'd heard anything more about it I'd thought the #YesAllWomen tag was finally an admission of AWALT. Silly me

[–]abbw2000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

4chan ftw

[–]battlebaconxxl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/pol is always right.

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Goddamnit, I'm gonna have to hit the gym. This is so delicious it has to be fattening.

[–]FrostyGoingHisOwnWay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I love 4chan, I can't help but think that this kind of ridicule does more to hurt feminism than anything the Men's Rights Movement (or really anyone else) could possibly do.

[–]ClarityOfLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't teach cats not to barf on the carpet, teach owners not to put a carpet where I always barf." LMAO

[–]dadsmeatwagon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is #yesallcats?

[–]SacreBleuMe -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But only because they need a constant supply of wool for clouds in heaven and goat feet (for new devil grunts) in hell.

Imagine that, with each goat you can create four new devils. I wonder if we cut off goat supply by exterminating all goats in the world, the expected influx of new devils and the subsequent global warming would be worth hell freezing over in the long run, thereby making creation a better place in the end.

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I lol'd

[–]Darkwoodz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol'd so hard at #napeculture

[–]GBralta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I lost it at "down with Petriarchy". I have my laughed this hard in a while.

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This is fantastic and the best way by far to respond. They won't listen to logic; make fun of them. Purrfect!

[–]GrantNexus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[–]MorePancakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NACALT

[–]aa223 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Is it wrong to want a group that imposes logic to the felinists just like we do to the feminists just to put more cherries on top of the irony cake?

[–]still_very_alive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Check the AskMen thread on #YesAllCats. There's at least one there.

[–]MorePancakes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am making my first twitter account, just to be apart of this awesomeness...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is too damn easy.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just about shit my pants when I read cats b str8 fish eatin bustaz

[–]fssbmule1 0 points0 points [recovered]

it's losing its edge already, turning into simple cat-adoration from people unaware of its ironic meaning.

good while it lasted though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just internalized Petriarchy

[–]iKill_eu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And predictably, Tumblr has imploded.

[–]dadsmeatwagon -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I mean, I get it. But what is it mean exactly?

[–]mrm1221 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You're a disgusting shithead who doesn't understand logical fallacies like false analogies.

Comparing a man who rapes or harms a woman to a dog chasing a cat or a fucking speeding car is implying that rape or domestic violence is innate in all men and therefore we are prone to either. I'd like to think that even people who have taken the fucking red pill do not want to assume that these actions are something men do naturally and rather believe that we, as a sex, have some self control and are decent people, not sex crazed, violent, control hungry monsters.

Edit: I accidentally a word.

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