There's a petition to get the youtube channel 'simple pickup' removed because talking to a woman, any woman, is 'street harassment' (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by subtlegorilla


Like, seriously?

This is where I imagine this going:-

The year is 2032, John walks timidly down the street, careful to avert his gaze from any females. He knows that should he give any woman a look that isn't consensual he faces losing his job, possible arrest and imprisonment.

He remembers the 3 rules for being a better man.

  1. Never look unless looked at, avert your male gaze, for it is eye rape.
  2. Never speak unless spoken to, for any communication with a female that's unsolicited is harassment.
  3. Remember how privileged you are to work 12 hour days to fund single mothers health care and sexual exploration so young women can 'find themselves'.

All he wants to do is get to his weekly 'sensitivity training' class, but as he's crossing the road he makes a terrible mistake. He still isn't sure those self driving cars will stop for pedestrians and briefly glances at one, making eye contact with a woman drinking champagne in the back seat... ALERT ALERT, the privilege alarm goes off, a nearby anti-rape drone turns on a dime and darts to John's position.

He knows the drill by now, 'hands up, kneel down', he complies without hesitation, lest he be shot with an estrogen injection. "John Smith 2314678, you have made a privilege infraction, Two Privilege Points have been added to your debt" says the drone in a feminine computerized voice.

"Shit" he thinks, he can't afford that, last week he held a door for a woman who deemed him not attractive enough and got 3 infraction points. He can never tell the women that want chivalrous behavior as a sign of submission from the ones that say it's patriarchy.

"oh well" thinks John, he deserves this for being born a privileged white male who's ancestors, at one time or another may have oppressed women.

[–]JoeyJoeJoeShabadou 70 points71 points  (5 children)


Middle aged women are some of the most sexually aggressive people I've ever met. I can not get them to leave me alone when all I'm trying to do is drink a beer with my buddies at the bar. But they have every right to start up a conversation with me because I'm in a public space and I expect that to happen because I am a normal, healthy adult that understands I will occasionally be put into social situations that make me uncomfortable. And then I move on with my life.

[–]goemon45 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Why is this simple concept so hard for people.

[–]dunder_mifflin_paper 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Because it requires logic to comprehend it.

[–]Menadian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Allways seeking validation. Have experienced it too...

[–]Regnuvium 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Some of the comments on that:

William Wells - Learn to be a gentleman, not a jerk

Christina Gorzalski - Let's end rape culture. Not promote it!

Dottie Dunnam - I matured early and was harrased even as a child, and it was terrifying to me. Now I have lovely grandgirls and do not want them to face this.

And I've seen this type of logic used at my university quite often. I don't even..

[–]Elonine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Perhaps they want more SUPREME gentlemen?

[–]CokaCokaCaw 54 points55 points  (18 children)

Reading some of the reasons for signing the petition gave me an actual headache. Bunch of un-educated bigots.

A few of my favourites -

"No woman should be exposed to that and then have it be put on the Internet. This should be classified as sexual assault, I'm not sure how these people haven't gone to prison yet."

"This is not good, clean fun...this is sexual harassment and the parties involved should be arrested. The fact that they have over 1 million subscribers should be very disturbing to us all."

"I'm not sure which troubles me more, the men who carry out the blatant harassment and assaults (I would love to see legal action against them, although I understand why victms would be reluctant to press charges, since they will be raked through the coals by the mansplainers who think this is their right), the corporation that provides a forum for them (youtube, what a disgrace), or the million followers who think violating women's sense of safety and propriety is a form of entertainment How disgusting."

"This is despicable. These men should be charged with harassment. It's a crime no matter how it's dressed up, and should never be encouraged."

-- To me it sound like simplepickup are going arround raping woman in the light of day and posting it on youtube.

I dont get it... If someone approached me striking up a conversation because he/she likes the way I look would boost my confidence and brighten my day, they're not fucking criminals. but if youre not interested then say so and just like that they will walk away. Also watch their videos clearly the girls like the attention.

At the end of the day, Most of these woman who signed the petition are fat ass fucking retards who never get men approaching them. In their idiotic minds 'if I cant have it no one can'

[–]CokaCokaCaw 52 points53 points  (9 children)

Okay, So i cant leave it here, and honestly this has ruined my day and made me incredibly mad.

I cant believe some of these woman truly believe that men should be arrested and prosecuted for trying to approach and pick up girls... This reminds me of the days when people believed that people of colour should not drink from the same fountains, make eye contact or talk back to white people.

[–]Senior ContributorSkorchZang 24 points25 points  (4 children)

And aren't you so happy she's got a vote equal to yours on every policy decision now, mate? In many case her vote is more weighty, because stop sexual violence, women and girls, teach boys not to rape, because all women, and because no more male grammar rules.

This is surely going to help us have more justice in the world!

[–]CokaCokaCaw 12 points13 points  (3 children)

fuck it I might just rape in revolt. I wont.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Dont let them get you mad. Thats their goal. They want you to feel the pain and anger they deal with in their miserable lives.

You should celebrate that they are at home, alone eating twinkies with nothing to do but try to drag others down.

Go grab some wings and a few beers, let them have their anger. Theres enough hatred out there as it is. Should they try to do something, we will simply organize a counter petition and get double the signatures.

Or we will simply discredit them, it wouldnt be hard.

[–]DudeWithAHighKD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That last one is the truth. The girls signing that are pissed off because guys don't do that to them and only target hot girls.

[–]huoyuanjiaa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I'm not sure which troubles me more, the men who carry out the blatant harassment and assaults (I would love to see legal action against them, although I understand why victms would be reluctant to press charges, since they will be raked through the coals by the mansplainers who think this is their right), the corporation that provides a forum for them (youtube, what a disgrace), or the million followers who think violating women's sense of safety and propriety is a form of entertainment How disgusting."

I've seen a lot of their videos, they even get permission to use the footage with them on it. Even without that point, this women is retarded.

[–]Teeklin 0 points1 point  (5 children)

While I can't agree that we should just go around arresting people for being giant douchebags, you can't pretend like it's okay or just "striking up a conversation" on the street when some guy walks up, filming you, and says, "What's the biggest cock you've ever had in your asshole?" to a random strange woman.

I don't agree that we need to ban the YouTube channel or throw these people in jail, but we also shouldn't be condoning a bunch of dickheads walking around and sexually harassing women. Some of their videos are just harmless pickup lines, but some of them have guys straight up walking up to a strange woman and grabbing her tits on the street.

Not cool.

[–]CokaCokaCaw 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I was not aware they had videos of them grabbing boobs in their videos, What ive seen are more of challenge pickups, i.e. dressed as pikachu etc... proving everyday Joe's that you dont need to look like Tom Hardy to get a girls number.

Obviously if they treat woman like objects then they're dick heads but, these woman talk like they get brutally raped on a daily basis... What is the point of generalising 4 billion (or what ever it is now) men into rapist and criminals. Most men just want to find "that girl"

[–]jcrpta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What ive seen are more of challenge pickups, i.e. dressed as pikachu etc... proving everyday Joe's that you dont need to look like Tom Hardy to get a girls number.

I'd go a step further than this.

I'm a bit old for it all (and married) now, but I am not, nor have I ever been Mr. Universe. I think the best way to describe my body would be "Not enormously fat. Could do with losing a few pounds in belly fat, but would also need to put on muscle or I'll look like I'm made out of string".

You know what always, without fail, got attention? Looking different.

The thing I found was you go out clubbing, you're one of a thousand guys dressed up in some ill-advised smart casual look that if it works at all, does so by accident rather than design. Unless you have been triple-blessed with at least three of: good genetics, good dress sense, great confidence and the foresight to put some serious work in at the gym, you are going to have to work hard to get anywhere. You are, without question, one of the 80%. I freely admit I fell into this camp. (And yes, in this camp you are effectively either invisible or repulsive to women. When getting even a kiss, never mind laid on a night out becomes a 1 in 100 chance, you start to wonder what the hell is wrong with you because if everyone else has this level of difficulty it's a wonder the human race didn't die out centuries ago).

But make sure there's something radically different about you when you go out - a silly hat, a wig, on more than one occasion full-on fancy dress (you have to be part of a group to pull any of these off, mind) - and suddenly I wasn't the chump who was trying to find a happy medium between grinding against someone in the hope she'd grind back and pretending I was doing nothing of the sort so I didn't have to look like a complete prat when she moved away with a "what the hell are you doing?!" look on her face.

Suddenly I was the guy who had the sheer brass balls to walk into a club wearing full Phantom of the Opera regalia - complete with mask, cape, walking cane and scar make-up under the mask.

The effect was amazing. I went from "another frustrated loser" to "all the girls wanted to dance and flirt with me" like someone had flicked a switch. It's just a pity I was never really equipped to deal with this - I had great fun but I honestly had no idea how to take it further.

Seriously - if you've never done it, get a group of mates together and dress up for a night out so you stand out from everyone else.

[–]Humankeg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you provide a link for the guys grabbing women and asking them these vulgar questions?

[–]rpkarma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prove it. What videos are we talking about here?

[–]iwantt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those videos are interview style videos.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Women don't actually want this. They're not lying, or trolling, they do believe this, but they don't want this. If this shit got accomplished, they'd go, "Why aren't there any attractive men around anymore?"

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can already see this phenomenon in action...

Women hit 30 and experience 'The Wall' start lamenting "Oh where have all the good men gone!"

The answer to that question is they're still around they're just banging the hot ass 20 something chicks because you rejected their ass for the best 10 years of your life. Nobody wants a used up cunt. The sooner women realize the advice of their grandmothers was actually good the sooner we can fix the mess feminism has made of the western world.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

100% correct, this comment needs to be higher.

[–]jcrpta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not entirely true. They want it, but they only want it from the natural alphas. They certainly do NOT want some pansy beta to fool them into thinking he's a better catch than he really is. That'd be downright dangerous - what if he knocks her up?

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (13 children)

If they're in the U.S., there is nothing illegal about what they're doing. In fact, even soliciting an adult woman for sex (going up to her and saying "wanna fuck?") Isn't even illegal. It might break every social rule in the book but it's not illegal. Exercise your rights boys.

[–]Endorsed ContributorFLFTW16 35 points36 points  (2 children)

If you think the US Govt or culture gives a single fuck about rights anymore, you are living under a rock. It's whatever they decide this month. If they want to take away a right here and there, they will. They've been doing it since just after 9/11.

[–]strimpboi 36 points37 points  (0 children)

They've been doing it FAR longer than that. 9/11 was just a golden ticket for those thugs to shred the Constitution to pieces.

[–]wakka54 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is why our legal system is such a mess of laws. Some people have so little sense that they need something spelled out in a law before they'll stop doing it, and ruin things for everyone.

[–]Fatvod 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Agreed but that has nothing to do with youtube's content policy. They can limit whatever videos they want.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What really needs to happen is removing the 'blurry line' between private enterprise and government entities.

If a business receives any funding or contracts from the government it should be subjected to the same rules the constitution lays out for the government. Don't want to be tied up by the constitution? Don't take government contracts.

This would force all major companies to abide by the constitution because you know damn well companies like Facebook, Twitter, Google, Microsoft, hell I'm willing to bet even Reddit all have contracts with the government if only to pump their data into some NSA database.

[–]yourenogood -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I'm not from the US so I could be wrong here, but couldn't it just be brought under the banner of "harassment", "breach of the peace", "public disturbance", or any other vague "I don't like what you're doing" law?

I honestly feel so sorry for American males; pretty sure you guys have it the hardest. On top of that, if you do want to change things, who are you gonna vote for, the all college is rape party or the all masturbation is evil party?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Maybe if she makes it clear she doesn't want to talk to you and you keep pushing regardless then yes rightfully so. But otherwise no.

And btw, as an American male we don't want your pity, the U.S. is the greatest nation in the world.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. And pushing yourself on women in order to "help" them see you in a positive light is full beta. We need to teach men more alpha personalities and how to behave properly in a social context so as to not bother women, but rather, get them turned on and excited for having the privilege of meeting them. Yet RedPill is seen as an evil. How do we help fix a problem that women themselves don't want to fix?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

No, don't do that trust me it's unlikely to work.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done that and you'd be surprised. Obviously i had some choosing signals but still.

[–][deleted] 156 points157 points  (25 children)

as if women never hit on guys

last week some girl started chatting to me in the gym, of course i felt totally raped by her intrusion into my life

can anyone recommend a good rape alarm in case she comes near me again?

[–]subtlegorilla[S] 201 points202 points  (2 children)

No. Women can't rape men, fuck off you pig shitlord bigot misogynist.

[–][deleted] 44 points44 points

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[–]Strongproudwoman 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I want you to sit now quietly in your living room and picture the politicians of 2030. Please just take a moment and reflect on this.

[–]Cryocasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugly female virgins with botox injections and drug problems.

According to them there "is no place for male leadership" since we are "brutal" and "not taking responsibility".

[–]Hughtub 8 points9 points  (0 children)

These crazy transphobic and hetero-normative heterosexuals think that sex goes more than sex-change-operation deep. Such bigotry.

[–]Matityahu_N -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That hurt my head trying to figure out.

[–]ekjohnson9 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I usually take out my flaccid cock to give her a guarantee that her advances have no effect on me.

[–]gohammer3 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Women get legit angry and vindictive if they hit on you and you reject them.

[–]Iupvoteforknowledge 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Seriously they try to ruin your life. Which is extra bullshit when the woman's advances you are rejecting happen to be a coworkers or bosses. I gotta find a new job.

[–]veyron1001 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Because she suddenly realizes how utterly useless she is to the man she likes.

[–]DarthRoach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if they shouldn't be conditioned from childhood to think they're all special and have great intrinsic value.

[–]qualia00 44 points45 points  (3 children)

When I start my test cycle I'm going to buy a whistle and blow it near ugly girls that I consider are trying to "rape " me.

[–]Hughtub 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hey, was this comment a passive-aggressive attempt to rape me? Cause I feel raped.

[–]Junkis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

do it to the hot ones too it will probably work in your favor

[–]airyeezy91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't do it man. Seriously. I'm 3 weeks into test and I've already been swolested multiple times. I'm just...so ashamed. I feel so dirty. I can't deal with this harassment and oppression anymore. #killallwomen

[–]BitingInsects 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Oh please you enjoyed it, every guy loves sex."

[–]Entele 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Well in the case of Feminazis perhaps no one hits on them and that's why they are so jobless as to create and take part in pointless petitions as this. Imagine if all the effort and work that feminists do in producing this meaningless petitions went into something useful like educating children or planting trees.

Feminists that help women to fight against rape I am fine with. But these over the top feminazis just rile me up. They should get a life and try to make use of their pent up anger against man for something productive.

[–]Hughtub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I assume your vocal chords were frozen too from the shock of that near-rape. I recommend a non-vocal-cord, battery-powered whistle. It sits right in the mouth, so you only need to bite it when the rape attempt is initiated (when a woman gets within 10m of you).

[–]subtlegorilla[S] 22 points23 points  (17 children)

After seeing that video the other week of that guy that got a beat down for flying his camera drone at the beach it got me thinking, who'll be the first Rodney King of the feminist horde?

And what will happen afterwards...?

The year is 2017...

Ice T will remake Cop Killer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5gRIud57jQ) in honor of the male victim, changing the lyrics to reflect the feminists that committed the crime and this time they'll convene a Grand Jury and indict him on inciting gender hatred.

Full on gender war starts, Korean shop owners take up position atop their stores.

The white knight army marches on the southern states.

Estrogen is added to the water supply nation wide.

Janet Napolitano and an army of 200,000 lesbian insurrectionists gain control of the south eastern seaboard, Georgia, south Carolina and Virginia fall. Sovereignty is declared for 'New Napol', all males are ejected from the country or forced to work in camps.

Mandatory re-education begins, all males aged 5-21 are expelled from school/college because of their male privilege, must attend classes to better sensitize themselves the female perspective.

An inter gender war breaks out between factions of the feminists, California splits into 3 separate states.

President Hilary Clinton declares a national day of celebration after Texas is subdued.

China invades America, country falls in 72 hours because China don't act like weak ass bitches and hugbox everyone who gets offended at shit.

The end.

[–]M4gikarp 6 points7 points  (1 child)

How are you so good at writing these?

[–]subtlegorilla[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good satire is just any situation taken to the it's most logical (albeit extreme) conclusion were it be allowed to run it's course uninhibited.

[–]SenorPuff 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Estrogen is added to America's food supply. Plastics are a bitch, man.

[–]veyron1001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no need. Hamplanets produce more estrogen than a fit person. As fat cells naturally expel it and of course more fat cells means more estrogen.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

China invades America, country falls in 72 hours because China don't act like weak ass bitches and hugbox everyone who gets offended at shit.

hahahah actually I don't think the Chinese would EVER do this, it's not really in their DNA. Chinese are typically non-confrontational and passive. As a foreigner living in China, if there's a confrontation, most of the time they will back down or if they do say something, they are very meek.

It's not everyone here, but very typical

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (11 children)

Honestly i wouldnt mind china taking us over if they would flush out feminazis. Our government is fucked up anyways, might do some good for us.

[–]TheRedditNub 1 point2 points  (10 children)

But then you have to realize that china is communist, and communism never ends well...

[–]1Gavlan_Wheel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The Chinese are massively successful.... outside of China.

With their average IQ at around 103 and calm temperament, China should be more like Japan, but it's pretty far behind.

China would be an unstoppable juggernaut if communism never came to China.

[–]jcrpta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a glimmer of truth to this.

Right now, the Western world is essentially exploiting China's amazing ability to produce consumer products incredibly cheaply on the assumption that we can "carry on doing the design - the expensive, difficult bit that's highly paid - in the West and just let the Chinese do the manufacturing. We'll make shed loads of money; everyone's happy".

As if there is never going to be some clever chap in China think to himself "hang on a minute.... if we do the design ourselves, we get to keep all the profit. Okay, we'll have to do things a bit differently to what we're used to, but I'm sure we can figure that out...".

Arguably, the Japanese and Koreans have already taken this step and are now out-competing many of the countries that would have outsourced stuff to them thirty or forty years ago.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (7 children)

Cuba is doing pretty good (in comparison to other communist nations)

You also have to remember, communism isnt supposed to make everyone wealthy, its supposed to make everyone comfortable

Quite a difference.

You wont drive a lambo and live in a mansion. But you will have a decent home with a reliable car in a decent neighborhood.

[–]subtlegorilla[S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

You're a fool if you think communism is anything but a political tool of wealth extraction/concentration.

Forget the ideological battles of the proletariat, those people are lacking in education. Workers of the world unite? Bullshit.

You ever notice when there's a religious cult it's always a sex cult with the leader banging everyone else's wives? Yeah, that's how humans operate. Political ideologies are just a macrocosm of the (cultist) microcosm, more for me and less for anyone else.

Capitalism (a system we don't really live under, crony capitalism is more apt) is far more 'fair' than communism because it at least fosters upward mobility.

Every day we see the west moving closer and closer to socialism/communism where the result is not outcome orientated but ideologically determined.

Feels over reals.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Every economic system since barter was devised has been a means of wealth extraction/concentration. The only debate is as to which one is the best for you personally.

[–]subtlegorilla[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Free market is better for everyone who isn't a lazy ass slug smoking pot.

Every socialist/communist I've ever met has been a fucking loser.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no such thing as a free market... otherwise monied interests would collude and price fix and screw everyone even worse than they do now. You think paying $70 to fill your gas tank is bad you'd probably be paying $300 to fill your gas tank in a true free market.

[–]TheRedditNub 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well yes, if you only compare communist countries to other communist countries, there are bound to be some more successful than others.

But of course the question becomes, would you rather have only middle class people or some wealthy, a medium amount of middle class and a few poor.

I personally like the idea of the ability to rise above ones circumstances.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Unfortunately in our country it is becoming exceedingly harder to rise through the ranks. The rich stay rich and the poor stay poor

[–]TheRedditNub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes all systems seem to have flaws, hopefully in a couple hundred years there might be some kind of governing system that benefits everyone. Until then good luck.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Never look unless looked at, avert your male gaze, for it is eye rape. Never speak unless spoken to, for any communication with a female that's unsolicited is harassment.

you don't need sensitivity training and crazy feminism for that, all you need to do is ruin the average blokes self esteem at a critical age and keep it low for a while. while making society used to said young bloke keeping his head down.

[–]swishandswallow 54 points55 points  (13 children)

Has the world gone insane? WTF is wrong with people? Talking to a woman is now harassment?

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (2 children)

If he is not attractive enough, yes.

[–]bbq-chips 18 points19 points  (1 child)

And if he doesn't have enough money.

[–]SenorPuff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's still rape, he can just afford to pay her silence when he's done.

[–]CokaCokaCaw 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Keep in mind that 99% of females who signed the petition are fat ass ugly bigots who never get approached by guys and therefore are jealous.

[–]lorddeathhh 17 points18 points  (1 child)

So true. Either that or they are so unappealing that when they do get accosted and hit on it is by men in their own repulsive leagues yet believe they are entitled to higher market value men because of their sanctimonious, fallacious philosophies and eccentric, abrasive personalities so they spout their inane voices by signing the petition to disallow the lower market men from hitting on them. I'm certain they will still make exceptions when a guy way out of their league attempts to talk to them.

[–]CokaCokaCaw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Id buy you gold but Im tight as fuck. anyway great response.

[–]bbq-chips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably most of them are single moms.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Been that way in the military for decades. If you're not attractive enough, you're not allowed to speak to her, even to say hello. Never give a compliment to a military female unless you are someone she considers attractive.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

What if youre her CO? I was under the impression that officers fucking attractive enlisted women was pretty common.

[–]SenorPuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you're her CO, she's going to suck your cock for a promotion, claim rape no matter what happens, and try to ruin your career, unless you're a general. If you're attractive and beneath her rank, she will make your life hell until/unless you sleep with her, and then she will claim rape if you ever try to stop.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That's fraternization, a no-no. Doesn't mean it doesn't happen. The CO will have built in status, so if he wants to its no problem fucking subordinates, which is why its verboten in the UCMJ.

For the average Joe, think of it this way. Women want only the top 20% of men, so imagine an environment where the top 20% is like the top 5% of the civilian world, tall, in shape, goal oriented, not concerned with women because they are so fucking easy to fuck, and the imagine being simply shorter than 6'. That is where we get 'golden pussy syndrome' and in the desert its 'platinum pussy syndrome' when 4 and 5s are treated like tens because there's hardly any women around. It gives them an incredibly inflated self image of smv.

So if you're not the tall good looking man, you're not going to be hot enough to speak to any female on base.

[–]CocaineOnThaSink 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Was in France for tdy with the most clueless orbiters. We had one female in our detachment group. Every time she wanted to leave the bar early, they split. If she suggested some stupid shit like grabbing American food, they'd agree to it. She never got a single no. Because of this many nights I would stay out with people I didn't leave with. Funny enough she didn't hang out with those two once we meet up with the main body. The main body had higher ranking Es and Os to froth over. Not surprisingly, the two dweebs had the nerve to say how it's Fucked up she stopped hanging out with them...

Military gives men the tools to have alpha traits, all the while teaching them to be the most subservient beta.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It definitely does give you alpha tools but wants you to be beta in so many ways... Until you become an NCO, but you still have to pedestalize women in the military if you aren't attractive.

Shit, I stopped talking to military women, and still managed to get two harassment accusations.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Wow, that's... that's ridiculous. We supposedly live in a free and open society. I'm absolutely grateful when people come up and talk to me about my dog, or about the workout I'm doing, or about my shoes or my hat. It's a fucking conversation and its beautiful.

Some of the comments on here really summed it up: If you're attractive, approach and talk. If you're not attractive, its considered harassment.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Although I'd like to write a follow-up comment after reading more of the article.

Groping a stranger's chest is fucking harassment. Encouraging that behavior is irresponsible.

I'm sorry but there is a double standard on this behavior. A woman can come up and grope my dick and typically I'll be fine with that. I understand that I can't do the same thing to women and I'm fine with that too.

[–]SafetyNerd -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Even if there is a double standard. The correct standard (no groping without permission) should be encouraged and if this helps stop encouraging this (pretty common-sense) standard I don't see the problem. I don't think youtube should allows a channel on how to murder people either or at least I can see there justification for removing it.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Its all fun until this actually happens.

[–]ArtilleryCamel 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Honestly I thought this was gonna be some stupid little petition by radical feminists that isn't even worth talking about...

Then I see there are over 32,000 signatures. Holy shit...

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Start a petition to ban radical feminism and watch how many signatures it will get.

[–]kanaduhisfruityeh 11 points12 points  (2 children)

In modern western society just about every sexual outlet is considered illegal or social unacceptable: -Talking to women in the street is sexual harassment. -Looking at them is stare-rape. -Trying to get sex from classmates/coworkers is sexual harassment. -Paying for prostitutes is illegal. -Seeking relationships with women overseas is wrong. -Jacking off to porn is a no-no (porn exploits women by paying them $5000 to lie on their back for an hour). -Jacking off to non-porn images is "creepy". The only acceptable sexual outlets are sexless relationshits with used up leftover dried up ovary bitches who are looking for a nice guy to pay for all their shit after sucking and fucking lots of alpha cocks throughout their youth. Or a sexless relationshit with a bastard baby mother looking for a rent-a-daddy. Or homosexuality, which is the main vector of HIV/AIDS in North America.

[–]subtlegorilla[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Now you're gettin' it! Except the first sentence is wrong, it should read like this:-

In modern western society just about every heterosexual male sexual outlet is considered illegal or social unacceptable

[–]KingDarkBlaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if homosexuality stayed illegal too? What would the inferior gender do then for sex, because even if they initiate it they have to qualify it as rape!

[–]NOT_MEEHAN 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I don't care what happens in future regarding the legality of talking to women, I'll still do it. I have a constitutional right to free speech just like I have the right to bear arms.

"I'll give you my gun when you pry (or take) it from my cold, dead hands" by: Charleton Heston

"I'll give you my silence on the street when you pry or take it from my cold, dead body." By: NOT_MEEHAN

[–]SafetyNerd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

its not just speech read the whole petition.

[–]t21spectre 10 points11 points  (4 children)

"I wear these 5" heels because they're comfortable, not for attention from men."

"I wear these tight yoga pants that are sucked in between my ass cheeks and make my firm butt jiggle because they are comfortable, not for attention from men."

"I had my breasts enlarged so I could wear cute tops, not for attention from men."

"I go to the tanning salon because UV rays are good for my skin and help with my body creating Vitamin D, not to look better for men."

Stop being shitlords and assuming that women do these things for your attention! Next time you see a woman walking down the street in heels, tight yoga pants, a V cut top with her Double D cleavage busting out for all to see and a nice tan you need to remember she is NOT DOING IT FOR YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!111!!!!1!!

[–]Incubuns 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Each individual womyn is doing it because she's boldly making her own choices and doesn't want the attention of men. Womyn collectively however are doing it because vile misogynistic men are forcing them to do it through unrealistic beauty standards pumped out by the media on behalf of the patriarchy.

[–]t21spectre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because vile misogynistic men are forcing them to do it through unrealistic beauty standards pumped out by the media on behalf of the patriarchy

THAT'S RIGHT! Womyn don't do these things to compete with each other for Alpha cock, they do it cause Womyn are strong and independent and liberated! SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!!!!!!11

[–]yourenogood 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She isn't doing it for your attention necessarily though; she's doing it for the attention of the 10% alpha males; the Jeremy Meeks of the world. Guys like that won't need to watch simple pickup, only recovering betas; feminists don't want betas to change, because they need them to stay in line, stay beta, and provide the beta bux in later life.

[–]jsityo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legit. Women do not care at all about 80% of males. They are sexually invisible to them.

Women dress like this to attract good looking men, and get attention from them.

They get pissed off when a man they deem not worthy of them approaches them. It's an insult to them and they believe that if this ugly man thinks he can get with me, he must think I'm ugly as well. Zero validation. Meanwhile an attractive male in the top 20% approaches her she thinks oh wow I am hot because this guy approached me!

[–]RPthrowaway123 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I'm so sick of people demanding an end to anything they don't like. Just because it makes you uncomfortable, doesn't make it illegal.

[–]M4gikarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then how will I ruin their life for not knowing my troubles you cis-gender scum!

[–]SergeantJezza 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol, ironically this made me search for and subscribe to the channel.

[–]SSolus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I cant believe this is a thing. Simple Pickup have helped me soo much in getting over my fear of talking to girls. I cant believe fucking femenists want to take this away from us. fucking bullshit

[–]1raceAround126 14 points15 points  (1 child)

This is where we need, er, green pill types. You know, the kind like Quagmire from Family Guy who'll do anything to anything.

We need hoards of men going around chatting up fat ugly older women so they feel good too. That way, we can achieve our dream.

Come on green pill guys. Let's end "let's end rape culture" culture.

[–]M4gikarp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want this as a medium budget sic-fi movie. Now

[–]Carbone 3 points4 points  (2 children)

1 : Be handsome

2 : Be attractive

3 : Don't be unattractive

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yep, and being an ugly woman is still better than being an ugly man.

[–]Endorsed ContributorBluepillProfessor 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This type of thing makes me wonder what a Red Pill enclave in the South and Southwestern United States would look like.

Women's Sufferage? Nope, the rule is 1 (property owning or taxpaying) FAMILY 1 vote.

War on Women? Nope, women are cherished and protected.

Divorce? Not the I'm not haaappy kind for damn sure.

Happiness and domestic harmony as the gender balance is restored? Yep, it could happen.

From the spark shall come the flame and it shall ignite the world.

[–]niceguy_gone_cad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Father custody by default in divorces = divorce epidemic solved.

[–]toothbrush_your_anus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think i read this on literotica.com while i was draining the ol' privilege hose once

[–]Gold_Leaf_Initiative 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would someone know you are looking at them...

Unless they were looking at you?

[–]bh3244 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you want to get ahead in life, don't follow the rules

[–]josiborg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They earned themselves a new subscriber!

[–]sliderdog 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My favorite comments are from the White Knights on there like this one:

It's interesting that if a few ladies were to do this - were to 'pick up' guys - they would be called sluts and worse. But when guys do it, they're lifted up by society as heroes and more. The objectifying of women, exactly what this YouTube channel promotes, goes against the created order, the way things were meant to be and is a drain on a healthy, thriving society. I am more than happy to sign this petition and make a minor but necessary move against the thoughtless and demeaning world in which any person is objectified.

[–]texture 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only acceptable way to approach a woman: Declaration of Romantic Intent

[–]NakedAndBehindYou 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure no change.org online petition has ever actually accomplished anything.

[–]M4gikarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The petition's themselves no, but the media coverage of the petitions have

[–]Hughtub 2 points3 points  (1 child)

FACT: All rape begins with the man initiating contact with the woman.

Therefore, we must nip all male contact with women RIGHT IN THE BUD.

This is a hilarious write-up though. Privilege points and privilege alarms.

[–]FallenHighSchoolJock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talking to women if you're not a male model is street harassment. FIFY.

[–]Ojisan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This story is like the polar opposite of The Handmaid's Tale.

Well done!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well, they're gonna get their signatures, which will mean that YouTube may remove the channel. YouTube is pretty ruthless.

[–]MRAfront 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While those same women are getting wet over a thug blue eyed mugshot.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's an old episode of Firefox(if you aren't familiar with it, think Star Trek, but more of a comedy similar to the A-team or Doctor Who) where the starship captain goes to a bar to pick up a woman. At the bar there's a man in a suit that has a legal contract for them to sign before they do anything besides have one drink. At the time I thought it was funny, but now I think this might be where we're heading.

[–]infernalsatan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the future, the only way to avoid any unprovoked lawsuit from women is to be gay

[–]87GNX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your future example sounds a lot like /r/talesofprivilege

[–]BlakeThePUA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit being ridiculous. John wouldn't be allowed to walk the streets alone.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This petition reached 30,000 signatures in October, 2013. There's petitions for everything. 30,000 people is not a lot of people. I dislike modern feminism as much as the next guy, but some people here really do blow it out of proportion. The crazy "literally everything a man does is rape" type feminists are an irrelevant minority.

[–]darksoldierk 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If the "irrelevant minority" is the loudest of the group, and the "relevant majority" doesn't do anything to shut them up, then the entire group will be painted with the same brush.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true. People are likely to let undesirable behavior pass if its coming from a group of people who they identify with. Some normal woman who calls herself a feminist isn't going to agree that all interaction between men and women is rape, but won't talk negatively about them because they're still feminists.

Perhaps a better way to put it would be that a sizeable amount of feminist activists are crazy, but most women who call themselves feminists don't really care much about it. Like how the large majority of Americans call themselves Christians, but only a minority (albeit a sizeable minority) actually try to live a Christian life as the church would describe it. A ton of women call themselves feminists, but they don't make it a defining aspect of their lives.

[–]ernestbelfortbax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick-up could be illegal everywhere in Europe within a year or so - the sexual harassment treaty has already been signed, including even in Russia and Ukraine.



This is why those PUAs who mocked the men's rights movement for trying to fight feminism through activism (other than through hate fucking), whilst pretending to want to restore traditional monogamy were very short-sighted, as well as dishonest.

[–]downtherabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have brought this whole 'street harassment' and 'cat-calling' argument thingo up with girls i know.

ANNNND, every single one has found it ridiculous and they all have said that they would love being hit on in public and it would be super flattering.

Who are the women behind these kind of arguments and who has harassed them in the street?

[–]FartOnToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of a moron creates this petition.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Does anyone really give a shit? When did this turn into a Men's Rights sub? Work on yourself and build up confidence, then go and get shot down a couple hundred times. You're bound to have some success at some point.

Let's stop with the "Girls are nasty, let's torment them; Boys are gross throw rocks at them."

Feminists are psychopaths, MRA's are gigantic pussies that get way too offended at what these bridge trolls we call "women". Moral is, same shit, different side of the insecure coin.

Be your own man, laugh at an "activist". Fucking perpetual victims.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I sure hope that's sarcasm. This sub has been flooded with petty bullshit for a while now. Stories filter in as "men's rights". It's got nothing to do with red pill. Arguing with feminists isn't in the red pill mindset, at least from what I've studied. Frankly, there's no point. It's boys vs girls for adults.

Most of us have enough to focus on for self-improvement and confidence that we don't need a negative group trying to sidetrack us with petty bullshit like this.