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[–]DancingC0w 103 points104 points  (3 children)

Made me laugh, pretty good april's fool

[–]GuruDev1000 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I am so glad this was a joke.

[–]RedPillRobin 9 points10 points  (1 child)

April Fool's my ass! That's real shit! Loved it!

[–]DancingC0w 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wonder how people would react if this was real hahaha

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That was awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

[–]8n0n 34 points35 points  (7 children)

We're sorry this app is not for you. You've lost the genetic lottery.

Lol that took me back to some of the early days of this sub (I'm not Indian but I remember some of those posts). Nice work.

The ability for posters to laugh at this is a good benchmark for themselves on how far along the journey you have gone with this sub.

Read this post at own risk and presume this has been modified by Reddit Inc

[–]RedPillRobin points points [recovered]

Damn man your right. This place has gotten so many pissed dudes unplugging that it has a different vibe. When it was smaller with more unplugged guys it had a more fun vibe. We need more of that dynamic. I wonder if it's just many guys unplug and leave? Maybe the older guys should give back more not just the big blog owners and what not? Just a thought.

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Many of us are still here.

What we REALLY need are more young guys to graduate and then continue giving back.

And join our secret patriarchy club.

[–]RedPillRobin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes patriarchal club! At once smothers!

[–]RedEmpor points points [recovered]

What we REALLY need are more young guys to graduate and then continue giving back.

Rome wasn't built in a day and I'm sure quality users like you weren't made in a day either.

Time is on RP's side, ideas need to prosper until they can bear fruit. Some foul apples will arise, but also very good ones.

[–]Blemper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women achieve nothing as they claim, employers would only hire women.

[–]ChummyChad 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Nice April Fool's joke haha

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I like your analogus women's dating network

"We've spent years confusing the shit out of susceptible men with crackpot theories so now they'll basically do anything we tell them to."

[–]failingtheturingtest 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We've got your best interest at heart and in no way is this just a clever guise to line up women for GayLubeOil. And that's a guarantee!

That was probably the best bit.

[–]RPmatrix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm sure many new memebers would be blown away by this, but those of us who've been here for a while aren't in any way surprised by the incredible generosity of the Red Pill community compiling such a high quality website ... and it's related tittilating Dating services, the comment's in themselves speak volume!

Top Shit, you Red Pill date guys! This is not just an august and benevolent action, it's genuinely momentarily Primal!



Pulling chicks is easy

I honestly don't know why anybody is having trouble and needs some

stupid internet forum to get laid. Just go to the bar and talk to women.

It's that easy. You just gotta treat them with respsect, bro.


but how did this noob get on the front page of this incredibly useful



I don't understand how this works

She said hello to me, what do I do now?

Please hurry, I think she might walk away.


I'm confused .. but that's normal isn't it? My long distance gf said it's


And this guy! LOL what a fucking idiot!

I don't understand it, I haven't showered in three weeks like the guys on the IRC told me, I approach white women and say "you are now my bitch" and they just don't like me I don't get it. Can Gaylubeoil or Anteros tell me what I'm doing wrong? I feel like my skin is the problem.

FFS tighten the fuck up and BUY several of GLO's t-shirts! duh, like there's No way to use pent up aroma without the right street gear ... i'm not sure you're ready for a GLO Muscle ShirtTm* 'gym junkie' look

(GLOwear has been scientifically proven to give you an instant 10% cut in body fat just by *thinking about putting some on!)

Hey all the new members here should definitelty keep an eye out for GLO"S amazing New personalised range of SPF50 Oneitis anal Lubricants (to stop the burn irritation from the sun shining out of her arse!) Time do do something with those pink cheeks laddoes!

Thanks again Red Pill #1/4 aka 4/1

[–]GrandLordFarday 4 points5 points  (0 children)

99 Dank St. Meme City, LA 90210

[–]Hillarysdilddo_2016 5 points6 points  (0 children)


A+ work! Hope some "journalist" runs this as a story... "Dating App run by misogynists!"

[–]Docbear64 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I tried to sign up but no dice :-( , I double checked I had the money for Alpha+ and everything.

[–]Black-Pill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"TERPR totally changed my life ! Before, it was like I was completely invisible to women ... now I just tuck my chin in a little, furrow my brow, swipe yes and I am Golden! Watching my date get plowed by the bartender/ex, While I'm in The Room ?!? FUCKIN' EPIC MAN!!! Would totally recommend, 5-Stars, all the way.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

deleted What is this?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got me!

[–]Senior ContributorNightwingTRP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha! Good effort!

[–]TopKekSkye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got me for a few seconds, I almost forgot what day it was.

[–]ascendant23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All this time I thought that just subscribing and lurking the TRP subreddit would solve all my problems. Clearly I was wrong.

What I really needed to do was to download this app!

[–]RedIntrovert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also don't have time to lift.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so well calibrated.

So much for TRP being a cult. No cult would ever laugh at itself like this.

Awesome! This was not a trivial amount of work, but it was funny as hell. Thanks to whoever took the time to put it together!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fucking hilarious!

[–]abolishpmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gold.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems like someone had far too much time on their hands. That website was damn near perfect!

[–]ripplemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put a grin on my face.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, this is golden! I laughed so hard.

[–]VickVaseline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG they say laughter is the best medicine. I haven't laughed like this in years.

[–]bredleymertin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was the funniest thing in here ever

[–]Mckallidon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost unsubbed. Don't mind me just woke up lol.

[–]Xeloda85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about to unsubscribe then i checked the date and realized what had happened.

[–]judethedude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hilarious, can you post the reports on it, I want a second laugh

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]clavabot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top kek

[–]nuffsaid666 points points [recovered]

Oh look someone thought of another way to make money off desperate losers lmfao

[–]x7e2 9 points10 points  (1 child)

check todays date

[–]Woopzah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are the girls in the picture related in any way? The middle one is Canadian artist LIGHTS.

[–]leftenant_t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am looking for an Alpha male. Anyone?

[–]1edwardhwhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]1OneRedYear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dank af.

[–]Raging_Dragon_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good joke!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this would really work. Think about it. Chicks would be downloading this left and right :)

[–]jack_hammarred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Where the white women at"