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Listen up Faggots. Uncle Chad already hung up his Christmas lights you lazy fat fucks.

The minute I started untangling the strands of lights on my front lawn yesterday, my next door neighbor – a hot young milf- pulls up in her driveway. She smiles at me, Uncle Chad gives her a wink, and then she goes inside. 5 minutes later, her loser fat beta husband comes outside to hang up their lights as well. My hunch was correct, as soon as she went inside she must have nagged her beta husband about decorating the house for Christmas like I was doing. The entire time, she was supervising over his shoulder and nagging the fuck of out him. She was brutal.

He couldn’t do anything right. I know this one very well. The way he put the lights in the garden was wrong, the way he positioned the snowman stakes was wrong, the way he wired the lights was wrong because she didn’t like how the extension cord went across the walkway, the clips he used for the lights were wrong. I listened as his wife bitched him out for over a hour. The best part was how he overloaded the amps because he had too much shit plugged into one outlet and all the lights went out. She got so pissed at him she slammed the door shut and went inside. He was pathetic. What a fat fuck.

This holiday season, don’t be a pussy. Take the lead. Take Charge. Don’t sit idling by.

Your wife, if it didn’t start already, is about to get pimped by the mainstream Christmas narrative. She’ll FEELZ the pressure to buy all kinds of shit you don’t need to try to impress her family and friends at all the holidays parties. Don’t get pimped. Your wife just celebrated Thanksgiving and gave thanks for everything she currently has in her life, but now she will get pimped and demand all sorts of expensive trinkets and gifts as presents. And if you don’t oblige, she’ll guilt shame you the entire time.

Here’s my advice to you:

Be mindful of your wife deliberately trying to make you more beta. Be mindful of her actively ball-busting & emasculating you during this holiday season. Here, wear this ugly Christmas sweater. Here, hold my purse while I go in this store for a second, Here, when we go to my parents house for Christmas, don’t say a fucking word, sit there like a good little boy and obey me. Here, let’s pack up the kidos and whisk them away to their 4th party this evening. You better not fucking complain either. If they kick and scream, it’s your fault. If they act like little brats while opening their presents, it's also your fault.

You may ask, “Why would my sweet little bride, my soul mate, purposly try to emasculate me?” Because it secures her male's long-term commitment - by reducing his options. By ball busting you into submission, she destroys all of your self-esteem.

At your lowest:

It's harder to stay on top of your health. Less likely to work out. It's harder to kick ass at your job. You're less likely to fuck other women. You're less likely to cheat. You're more likely to stay.

She knows, on some subconscious level, that male attractiveness is about your mojo, or your overall attitude. If she can destroy your self-esteem, you'll never have enough mojo to even think about getting another woman. Then you're hers to drain of resources ($). Eventually, the relationship may end, but it will be on her terms -- the way she likes it.

An aging women without a beta is fucked. Back in the day, she would have to live with her extended family and be a burden into old age. At worst, she would end up a beggar on the streets. Many female beggars in the 19th and early 20th centuries were simply widows. And these destitute women served as a visceral reminder to ALL women: you're lucky to have a provider, sweetheart. So, in their subconscious core, women are fucking terrified of not having a mate to provide for them. This fear has been bred into them as a Darwinian fitness mechanism.

The fucked up irony is that, in acting to secure her mate's long-term commitment by lowering his value, she becomes no longer interested in him as a mate. This didn't used to be a problem, because she'd only have to look at the destitute women to see what happens if she's tempted to leave. Now, however, thanks to alimony and no-fault divorce, when she's thoroughly betafied her man, she just leaves him and takes his money.

Take-home lessons:

Build a lifestyle that keeps you attractive and in-charge. Never compromise. Keep a strong frame in any relationship. If she ever tries to betafy or ball-bust you, recognize it for what it is: She's insecure in the relationship. Handle it like any other shit-test. Don’t be proud of the fact that she considered you "marriage material". It just meant that you can be relied on to be there. You had limited options. You give no tingles. You might be a good provider one day.

Happy Holidays faggots. Don't get pimped.


[–]red88lobster60 points61 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

Thanks uncle Chad ,

My wife wants a "real Christmas tree " this year We usually have a fake plastic tree .

She suggested it Infront of the kidlets who promptly said "yeah yeah yeah!'

So now I'm driving 45min to buy an overpriced pine. No just kidding.

I said no and that was the end of the conversation.

:)

[–]chachaChad7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Way to show those ungrateful fucks what a piece of shit you are. A real tree is fun. You're not.

[–]red88lobster2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

A real tree can fuck off back outside where it belongs. I'll stick with my pohutukawa.

[–]substancehub32 points33 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Glad you're sticking to your guns, but fake plastic trees are bullshit. Plus, you're missing out on the pleasure of oiling your chainsaw, mowing down a tree, and lighting it on fire a couple months later.

[–]PersaeusMRP APPROVED4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

lighting it on fire a couple months later.

also make excellent fish shelter if you tie a couple of them to a cinder block and lay out on the ice during the winter

[–]Rhynolicious1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yep! Been tying them under our dock for years.

[–]JCX_PulseFreedom isn't free1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I think you meant “oiling the chainsaw and setting IT on fire, then screaming as you hold the chainsaw high overhead, vigorously revving it, sending spark and flame into the air striking fear into all of your condo neighbors.”

[–]IClogToilets2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Fake trees are for pussies and retired women. Take an axe, go to a cut your own tree farm and get a real fucking tree.

[–]red88lobster4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

As much as I love firing up my chainsaw;

I live in New Zealand so our Christmas is more about going to the beach or having a BBQ.

The tree is just a cultural hangover from our English heritage.

Plus I support child slavery in China ;)

[–]IClogToilets4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Ok. Didn’t realize you were in a different hemisphere. You are forgiven.

Damn wish I was at the beach.

[–]red88lobster4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yea man can't beat a kiwi Christmas.

[–]wkndatbernardus13 points14 points  (31 children) | Copy Link

Solid post, especially the part about how women shoot themselves in the foot by beta-izing their men. Talk about a bunch of no self reflection having dummies. They actively try to make men unattractive. It would be like me telling my girl to take a few weeks off from the gym and not to worry about scarfing that third s'more.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] 15 points16 points  (30 children) | Copy Link

“Talk about a bunch of no self reflection having dummies.”

Why you need to treat them like teenagers.

Newbies get so offended and say their wife isn’t dumb, she has a masters degree in bla bla bla. Just because she did her obiedance training at the indoctrination camps (public school/college), she’s still a woman who doesn’t think logically and filters the world through Feelz. She has the mentality of a teenager. Awalt.

[–]GallaPlacidia691 point2 points  (29 children) | Copy Link

Not trying to ask this in a combative way, because while im iffy about the red pill im toxically alt right, but more as a question.

So my current girlfriend, after getting a BA in math, is making $150,000 a year in banking at age 22 and already contracted to double or even triple that at 25. I’m pretty sure she’s smarter than I am and that can “think logically” by any standard better than myself. Is she an exception to your rule, and if so, why?

She’s not American - is that it?

If you want to say something like “oh yeah but sexually she’s a slave to such and such impulses blah blah blah” - am i any different?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I might be in the minority here, but I actually see female hypergamy as one of the purest examples of logic and rationality that you'll find in humans. What's illogical about the following?

  1. Secure long term provisioning by offering literally nothing more than something she was born with
  2. Continue to fuck Chad when the opportunity presents itself. If a chance to swing to a higher branch comes of it, then great. If not, doesn't matter had sex

3A. Take comfort in the fact that her provider is locked into supporting her even if he wises up to what she's doing and leaves her or

3B. Watch her beta improve himself and she still ends up with a high value man

This only defies logic if you think she owes some degree of loyalty to her beta, but this is a concept that is entirely foreign to her. It's not a lack of intelligence or logic imo, but a lack of empathy and maturity. She ultimately only cares about either how you make her feel (alpha) or what you can provide (beta). Everything else about you is disposable.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Makes sense.

[–]3legsbetterGrinding2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Succinctly put. I see it this way too.

Don't hate the player, hate the game?

[–]weakandsensitive[M] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Bye snowflake.

I guarantee you she doesn't make that from math.

[–]friendandadvisor-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yep. She may have tits as big as basketballs, or something else in her favor. Math degrees, especially at that level, do not make that kind of money.

[–]wkndatbernardus3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Women have a difficult time understanding themselves; what they actually want and how to go about getting it. They aren't natural problem solvers because, many times they don't want the problem to be solved and go away. They want to bask in the feelz of the problem, even if those feelz are negative. Does that sound like a logical creature to you?

Sure, men can have this issue as well but it is especially prevalent in females. Case in point is how they beta-ize their men, causing them to lose attractiveness over time, in a bid to make it less likely they will cheat. It's full retard behavior.

[–]AechzenMRP APPROVED2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

There are women who make serious bank. Your lady is not the only one. There are women business executives, lawyers, doctors, etc. American or not doesn't have much to do with it, and I know the pedigreed and degreed top academic performers; not going to dox myself to tell you how.

If you've ever seen one of those women melt at a hot guy, or seen them read their horoscope, or do any number of dopey shit things, you know that they are vulnerable to feelz just like any other woman.

The rule about the most-responsible-teenager-in-the-house always applies.

PS: there are guys here who have wives who make more than them. Not a horrible situation to be in. You get half her stuff and alimony. Marry that 22 year-old!

PPS: I've always made more than my wife, but the last few years she landed her dream job and now makes 90+% of what I make. It's possible she will pass me up some day.

[–]NotMeAtAll2091 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

My new bride is a self made CEO with an 8-figure net worth that is many multiples of mine.

She is submissive and likes to be dominated. At work she is a ruthless feminine alpha...if there is such a thing.

She has moments, surely more than your typical female, where she is insanely logical and fact-based.

But she is a woman and is ruled by her emotions more than she realizes or would ever admit.

[–]OMSnow2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

To swing that stick with her as you described, you must be one alpha mutha Fucker at home. Good on you sir!

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] 3 points4 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

You’re right, she’s different tm and not like the others. You might have a unicorn.

I could get her to suck my cock within 10 minutes- simply by Gaming, or more precisely, by Prizing her. She’s programmed to mate with the highest value alpha. You can create attraction. Game is weaponized charm.

[–]GallaPlacidia69-1 points0 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Hahahahahaha dude r u trying to bait me? Suck your dick in 10 minutes? Lol. I mean If youve got it the way you seem to be saying you do, sure you could probably, eventually fuck her. But you probably don’t... ok not even trying to talk shit like that so lets discuss

Not even saying “she’s different”... no one is lol What im saying is that she’s an exception, almost certainly among many others, to the rule you propose, and thus must be dealt with

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

“Hahahahahaha dude r u trying to bait me?”

Yep, You caught me.. just messing with you bro. You seem to have it all figured out, just keep doing what you’re doing. She sounds like an exception to the rule.

[–]GallaPlacidia69 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

Bro like taunting a dude about making his girl suck ur dick is like...an unbelievably aggressive way to start a conversation. Like im trying to engage with u blood

And dude ur missing what i mean with the exception talk. I’m saying is that ur basically arguing all those within the category “girl” have the attributes juvenile and incapable of logic. I’m then saying that here is someone who seems to belong to the category “girl” who lacks these attributes. The rule should not admit exceptions, yet here there appears to be one, and one that seems to not be incredibly abnormal and thus suggests further exceptions to a rule that should admit it none. How can we reconcile this rule and this observation?

Like i dude i dont even think this girl is SO AMAZING. Like her ass is flat, she’s not super fun socially, and she works too much. But bro like...

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Read ===>

[–]friendandadvisor-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Not even saying “she’s different”... no one is lol What im saying is that she’s an exception,

She's not a unicorn-she's just a creature from storybooks and fables!

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] 2 points3 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

“BA in math”

Ha. So she passed obedience school by memorizing a bunch of useless equations and regurgitated them on a test.

I’m supposed to be impressed? You think she is so smart? Let me know how that works out for you- putting her at higher value. Brainwashed mother fucker.

[–]GallaPlacidia69 1 points [recovered]  (8 children) | Copy Link

Bro...how do you possibly think thats what math degree entails? Memorization? Broooo come on

And regardless, is “passing obedience school” bad when you win at the fucking game? Making $500,000 as a 25 year old is a great place to be able to say fuck the system...

“Let me know how that works out for you- putting her at higher value. Brainwashed mother fucker.”

I’m actually really glad you wrote this part - especially “putting her at higher value.” Bro, the first 5 months i knew this chick i treated her like a literal sex object. Like exclusively text her late fri-sat to come over and get fucked. The only thing i bought her that entire period was a fucking starbucks coffee. Then, our circumstances changed, we weren’t exclusive, and she started seeing someone who treated her like a girlfriend. I saw the writing on the wall, realized i didnt want that to happen, told her i had real feelings, and started treating her like a human being. Since then, everything - personally, sexually, etc - has been so much unbelievably better. So it’s worked out pretty damn well thus far...

And finally if u dont think im leeching off those bandz...ur retarded

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy Link

I have underwear older than you.

[–]GallaPlacidia69 1 points [recovered]  (4 children) | Copy Link

Dude come on engage with me maybe we’ll both learn something

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] -5 points-4 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Faggot.

[–]GallaPlacidia69 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy Link

I honestly just love humiliating people like you who didn’t go to college.

[–]ActaNonVerbargh1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Most men need to learn the hard way. See you in a couple years.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You got me.

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I know guys who haven't changed underwear any longer than he has known this unicorn.

[–]BirdManBrrrr0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Congratulations on your unicorn!

[–]nordicpolarbear1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She may have a tendency to use logic but she is still programmed to use emotion over logic evolutionary speaking.

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I’m pretty sure she’s smarter than I am and that can “think logically” by any standard better than myself. Is she an exception to your rule, and if so, why?

No, she is not an exception. You will find out what having a strongindependentwomyn entails. Best assert yourself early and often boy.

My wife is a CPA and a lawyer. She passed the bar on the Multi-State (computer graded section was so high they didn't even bother to read her essays) and passed the CPA exam the first time she took it.

You think your law school degree will hold a candle to sugar mommies vaginal advantage with the bank and her rare math acumen? She is going to the top- and you? Well we will see if you can handle it.

Edit:

I see Weak and Sensitive has taken out the trash and who am I to protest? If I have a reason to protest PM me brah.

[–]friendandadvisor0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

She's a unicorn. You have disproved TRP! Excellent job.

BTW, isn't math a BS degree?

[–]Only_Rooster 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

Thank you for posting this.

I am working on climbing out of the beta hole i dug myself into. Im about 45 days in. Married 17 yrs. 3 kids. Age 43.

Read the sidebar once. Lifting. Lost 10 pounds. Getting IOI from women at work. Also read game by roosh so i could entertain myself with other women.

Even though i have been doing the reading, I still dont feel like i have a good grasp of how to apply the principles. I find myself saying “is she shit testing me?” “If i say yes to this am i an oak or a beta?” Sometimes i want to mgtow. Sometimes i want to nuke the whole thing.

Posts like this help me put things in perspective. Examples of how to apply principles. You guys clearly have a mastery that i hope to approach soon.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

“Sometimes i want to mgtow.“

That’s just your low T levels expressing itself. You probably haven’t fucked in months. I’ll let that one go.

You’re tasting the bitterness of the red pill now. She didn’t marry you because she thought you were the man nor did she love you, rather, she saw the great beta provider traits you displayed.

It’s very hard because your wife has Always viewed you as Beta for 17 years. Will be a tough one to turn around. But it’s possible. Right now, you aren’t her Chad who banged her on spring break back in college in the foam party.

You’re just beginning, in about 2 years you’ll be some woman’s Chad, but it might not be with your current wife. She’ll envy you, act all sweet and cuddly, laugh at all your dumb jokes, and drain your ballz nonstop.

Stick to the basics for now. Pass the shit tests. Always act AA and cocky. You are the Prize. You won’t see a comfort test for several months or a year out - she’s not afraid of losing you... yet. She knows you can’t go out tonight and fuck any strange. Pass comfort tests by acting as the strong oak- if you still want her.

You’ll get there eventually. Start increasing your SMV and stfu.

[–]BewareTheOldMan11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"He couldn’t do anything right."

Based on that statement and all the haranguing she was doing the entire time while he's hanging Christmas lights, this isn't the ONLY thing this guy is screwing up. This dude's wife is primed to get slammed by some random Chad.

Dude needs to kill the Beta.

"Be mindful of your wife deliberately trying to make you more beta...Build a lifestyle that keeps you attractive and in-charge."

I concur and approve this message.

[–]leftajarSingle2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I thought I recognized my own words.

Plagiarism isn't very alpha.

[–]friendandadvisor-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You ought to sue the fuck out of yourself; that's the only way you'll get yourself to stop.

[–]redismyfuture1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Put my lights up a week ago. It was like 65 that day. Wasn't going to miss that opportunity.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Did you finally rid yourself of the nice guy tm ? Hopefully, you axed that faggot.

[–]redismyfuture0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yea, he put up a fight, trying to rationalize and shit. He's gone now. Fuck that anchor.

[–]BubbaNMissBritni 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

So, I should never carry anything for my wife?

[–]MrChad_ThundercockPlaying the lead roll[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Just her purse.

[–]GallaPlacidia69-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Why didn’t you help out your neighbor

[–]Throwawayhelper4201 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Because like you, the man wouldn’t listen to his advice anyway.

[–]LeanFatsoGrinding1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Why should he?

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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