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This is primarily a tool for those moments when she's being overly emotional, and even SHE doesn't know why. You know it when her arguments seem irrational even for her. Something is clearly bothering her, and she just needs to vent. While this could be effective with a plate, it's mostly more appropriate for an LTR. I have had some success with this when she is genuinely pissed about something, but its less likely .

Have a childish nickname for her. It should not have sexual connotations. This needs to be something you might use when being playful with a child who is throwing a tantrum. For example, I call my wife Grumpy-umpagus (a derivative of Snuffle-upagus - from Sesame Street). I've combined her mood with a child's cartoon.

When she starts ranting, console her in the same condescending childish voice you would for a toddler who is being over the top. Use this nickname, and hug her. If she does not get pissed, then start sticking your hands in her clothes (up her shirt, down her pants, etc). Escalate until she either pushes you away, or you manage to fuck her. If she pushes you away, just go on about your business.

The results are rather remarkable. She will sometimes let you fuck her on the spot. She may push you away, but will have become completely diffused (sometimes, even playful). Occasionally, she will get quite angry about "not being taken seriously". The response to which is typically something like "how can I take you seriously when you're not naked?" If she does become angry, she will return later feeling very guilty, and have a very sweet / submissive tone.

I have even done this in a somewhat public setting. She starts to emote, and I hug her, and start trying to unfasten her pants. On one occasion, I got as far as having her pants around her ankles at an ATM. On a number of other occasions, I was able to finger her in a dept store. These occasions usually led to some good times when we got home. AND, it's even added a bit of kink to our life.

The key takeaways: She is being emotional - a potentially great time to have sex. She needs to know you don't take her trivial emotions seriously It's an opportunity for you to set the frame (and maybe even get laid) Looking forward to your comments!


[–]nissanK8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I've named the wife 'Wiggles: the first mate'.

Anytime she gets emotional, I whip this out and she can't stop laughing.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Treating a woman like a child is pretty much always a solid tactic in any situation.

[–]resolutions316!!CAUTION!! Runaway bus potentially ahead9 points10 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Man, I need a stronger frame. I have the absolute MOST trouble when she's being honest extremely sad / emotional.

[–]SexistFlyingPig15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You probably try to logical, don't you? You want to help her solve her problem.

She wants to experience the full range of human emotion. If you toy with her while she's emotional, it changes her emotional state. It either makes her mad or happy or furious or giddy or grateful and it doesn't matter which, because the goal was to experience the full range of human emotion.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Go watch the short video called It's Not About The Nail.

The first time you watch it, you'll be like, "This dumb bitch just needs to take the nail out."

Watch it again, and think more about how her feelings work instead of being objective about the problem (which she doesn't want you to solve anyway). It can make more sense that way.

[–]wn367 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I call mine cupcake. The way I say it basically tells her to fuck off in one word.

[–]sh0ckley1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Mine genuinely appreciates when I call her this, including the fuck off attitude.

[–]QuickieStart4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is excellent and i think a good way for a relative newb to mark a milestone, which is precisely what I've done recently. I've found that i am now actually looking forward to my wife's somewhat predictable shit tests instead of living in mortal beta fear. I love the concept that any emotion, whether happy, sad, or angry is good.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Learn to play in the rough current of womens emotions. Men dont naturally do this and usually avoid and evade these situations as they make no sense

Once you recognize that women wont and cant be your support system it gets easier.

[–]F0RS3TI0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I have 2 nicknames depending on the situation. If she is whining about something, its Wendy, for Wendy Whiner. If she somehow gets "injured" (like i pick her up and bang her against something, or her stomach hurts, or she is sore from working out) it's BooBooBear. Nicknames combined with confident sexual escalation works every time.

[–]AechzenMRP APPROVED0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

She is being emotional - a potentially great time to have sex.

Confirmed by my data as well.

In my experience, plates and other women who are still trying to impress you will hold their emotions in check more around you, and you don't get to experience this side of them.

[–]lidlredridinghoodFeemale0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I've received this. The humor is disarming and just high lights that I'm being silly... usually if he can get me to laugh, we're golden.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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