This is primarily a tool for those moments when she's being overly emotional, and even SHE doesn't know why. You know it when her arguments seem irrational even for her. Something is clearly bothering her, and she just needs to vent. While this could be effective with a plate, it's mostly more appropriate for an LTR. I have had some success with this when she is genuinely pissed about something, but its less likely .
Have a childish nickname for her. It should not have sexual connotations. This needs to be something you might use when being playful with a child who is throwing a tantrum. For example, I call my wife Grumpy-umpagus (a derivative of Snuffle-upagus - from Sesame Street). I've combined her mood with a child's cartoon.
When she starts ranting, console her in the same condescending childish voice you would for a toddler who is being over the top. Use this nickname, and hug her. If she does not get pissed, then start sticking your hands in her clothes (up her shirt, down her pants, etc). Escalate until she either pushes you away, or you manage to fuck her. If she pushes you away, just go on about your business.
The results are rather remarkable. She will sometimes let you fuck her on the spot. She may push you away, but will have become completely diffused (sometimes, even playful). Occasionally, she will get quite angry about "not being taken seriously". The response to which is typically something like "how can I take you seriously when you're not naked?" If she does become angry, she will return later feeling very guilty, and have a very sweet / submissive tone.
I have even done this in a somewhat public setting. She starts to emote, and I hug her, and start trying to unfasten her pants. On one occasion, I got as far as having her pants around her ankles at an ATM. On a number of other occasions, I was able to finger her in a dept store. These occasions usually led to some good times when we got home. AND, it's even added a bit of kink to our life.
The key takeaways: She is being emotional - a potentially great time to have sex. She needs to know you don't take her trivial emotions seriously It's an opportunity for you to set the frame (and maybe even get laid) Looking forward to your comments!
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