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[FR] I met a hamster for the first timd (self.marriedredpill)

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I hear talk of hamsters all the time. You guys talk about her hamster and ive never really known what you meant. I just put it in the back of my mind figuring is discover the real life meaning one day.

Friday night I'm doing something and my wife asks me a question that we both know she's knows the answer to. I don't remember my exact response but it was quite snarky.

"You're being quite a jerk, I bet it's because you haven't had sex lately"

Smiling like the asshole

"I haven't had sex with you lately, no"

And then, the furry little rodent shook my hand and introduced itself.

All weekend she's been making comments

"Going to car wash? Don't fuck any women in there"

"Stop texting your girlfriend when I'm around"

Etc, etc

Sexual fortunes reversed this weekend and I have to believe one tongue in cheek comment was the catalyst. The old me might have apologized and then defended each reference she made. Instead, I agree, make a funny comment or just smile and laugh.

I continue to feel like this is working for so many reasons. Thanks guys


[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I love the way she holds sex as a weapon. You effectively dismantled that in one line and now she's on the ropes.

I hope you just smirked and smiled at her other shit tests.

[–]GongShanks0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR17 points18 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

You gave her the Gift of Anxiety. Gratz. They really need some of it in order to get wet. Not to much and not to little, but right in the narrow but well characterized Goldilocks range.

Next up, Sex God Method.

[–]sh0ckley1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Next up, Sex God Method.

Game changer.

[–]GongShanks0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Has anyone read She Comes First? Sounds blue pill but I had a guy I know swear by it.

[–]sh0ckley0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

No but It's in my reading list several titles down. I will get to it eventually.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I am surprised that your comment wasn't met with

"What's that supposed to mean?? You cheating on me?"

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I got one of those and I smiled and winked.

[–]BobbyPeruMRP Approved4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I've experienced the power of a line like this many times. The key is to not overdo it and let the hamster keep running. Eventually, passive dread will take over and you won't need little comments like that any more as much. Definitely doesn't hurt from time to time though.

[–]bogeyd6MRP MODERATOR4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If I stop texting my girlfriends then they will think I am ignoring them. You don't want me to be that guy do you?

[–]trpbritguy1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Using the hamster to your advantage is so very VERY satisfying!

[–]GongShanks0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

The beauty here is like money, the hamster never sleeps. It is going while you are at work taking a shit. Awesome that you got it working for you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

I get a great deal of "off to see the Mistress eh?" or "stop texting that slut" comments now...which I smile and ignore. Here hamster, have another bite...

[–]GongShanks0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Just make sure you don't over do it. Less is more.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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