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This is for those whining about "communication" and why do you have to be a "jerk" and I don't want to "withdraw my attention" and "affection" from my wife and be a mean Red Pill guy. This is for you guys who think that Red Pill is "cruel" or (unjustifiably) "Manipulative" (OK, yes it is manipulative, I said unjustifiably). For you guys, I present a recent phone call I had with my wife.

Imagine the title of the post in soft, seductive, hushed, baby/lover talk spoken into the phone at a loud bowling alley. Then imagine being overheard by one of the guys in your church league. Then imagine the guy is a simp mangina and a church elder who immediately assumes that "Blue" must be talking to some girl because NOBODY talks to their wife like that.

Yah, that happened.

Simp: [seriously]- "Blue, are you and (Blue's Wife) having problems?"

Me: [curious]- "Ummm, problems?"

Simp: [Dead serious and whispering] "I heard you just talking and making plans with that woman. You were not very discrete, Blue."

Me: [Laughing]: "What? That woman was my wife."

Simp: [Angry]: "So you don't care if I call Mrs. Blue and tell her about that call?"

Me: [incredulous and looking at Simp like a rare breed of cockroach]: Didn't say a word but showed him my call scroll on my phone.

He continued to try to argue and rant with me, something about how easy it is to change the call inbox and that no man would ever talk to his wife like that and that it sounded like I was having an affair.

I finally tired of toying with him, rolled my eyes and assured him that I was having an affair. With my lover. Then I walked away.

This guy could NOT wrap his head around a man talking that way with his wife. THIS is the sea of filth and the SEWER of expectations in which we live.

Stay manly gentlemen.


[–]its-icemanMarried8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What an uppity dickbag.

[–]FearDearg2015Married- MRP MODERATOR8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That dude is so blue he's feeling dread on behalf of your wife! I imagine his hamster will be on overdrive whenever he sees you talking to his wife

[–]red_blue_and_hot6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Does your carpenter friend have a son? You know, because a husband would never subject his wife to something as dirty as sex, so if they have one, it must have been a virgin birth.

I'm guessing he's a bit old for the birds and the bees talk.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I wonder how TBP will turn this into you being a child abusing rapist this time?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I do this too. Freaks people out. The best part is when some of their wives start flirting with me.

[–]TheDarkTriad0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I would've just said "Yeah you can call her and tell her. Here's her number."

If he actually follows through and calls he would feel stupid and you and your wife can have a laugh about what an idiot the guy is.

[–]juliusstreicher0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Simp: [Angry]: "So you don't care if I call Mrs. Blue and tell her about that call?"

OP:"Of course not; do you mind if I call your wife and ask her about personal stuff?"

[–]ColdEiric0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Does this church guy not read Scripture? 'The wages of sin is death', every piece about paying attention to your own house only, and everything else clearly shows that if OP, or any other dude, is doing it wrong, then it'll sort itself eventually.

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[–]spexerMRP APPROVED5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I say- while pulling her directly into my frame "Then you will do what I want tonight and you will not be tired ......."

great.

You have now set up the "I will do this for you = I get sex after" arrangement.

Enjoy your choreplay.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She got one of these answer Sunday morning a look only and really enjoyed herself about 10pm

Muffins in the Oven Beta Fucker

The response a teenage girl

What.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol! Love it. Short answer, no. Long answer, fuck no.

[–]spexerMRP APPROVED-1 points0 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Blue - you have mentioned in the past that your wife is a very smart lawyer who is in charge at work, and that before you figured all of this out, she was not so dirty and submissive to you.

I would love to hear some FR of this transition - when you first pushed the boundaries into the promised land.

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

It was a slow process taking many months. She is rarely "dirty" (I do that for both of us) and submissive primarily in a bratty little girl kind of way.

My FR on this topic would be right out of Athol Kay's Rough Sex experiment (fuck her hard, then watch how sweet she is the next day). When I started doing that was when she relaxed and was able to follow my lead, sometimes. Then when I read Sex God Method it moved the bar again, quite a bit this time.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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