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Tl;dr - Buy extra virgin unrefined coconut oil, like, yesterday. But do not just break it out in front of the wife out of nowhere and expect her to be DTF. Use it to create an immersive experience and lead her to want it.


This post was inspired by the number of questions I got about coconut oil from my last post, so here you go.


Boring but necessary facts - extra virgin unrefined coconut oil (never buy the refined stuff) is an outstanding massage oil and lube, provided no one is allergic. It is a solid at room temperature, but melts quickly in your hands. The price tag may seem a bit high at first ($8 - $12 a container), but a little goes a long way, so that it is actually cheaper than specialty massage lotions and oils that you will run out of and need to replace more quickly. CAVEAT - because it is an oil, you cannot use it with condoms or latex/rubber toys. It will degrade the latex and reduce the efficacy of a condom. Be careful. Otherwise, it can go everywhere and is a fantastic lube. It smells great, but the oil itself has little flavor (wife complained that it tasted like, just oil, which wasn't pleasing)


How to use in creating an immersive experience


I'll assume that my readers know their MRP shit. They are lifting, improving their SMV, and know how important it is to game the Mrs. In that regard, we all learned that it is our duty to keep it interesting and unpredictable in order to turn our wives into the secret sluts we know they are. So here's how I did it.


After gaming your wife, suggest she come to bed for a special massage. When she asks what makes it special, say you read some article on Yahoo about how coconut oil is great as a massage lotion, moisturizer, and lube. Convey that the massage will be "inappropriate". Do not just spring a massage on her without prior game, then get butthurt when she rejects the sex part.


To make it an experience, I replaced my bedroom light bulb with a red bulb, put the towels down on the bed, and was nude. Tell her to remove all clothing and lie on her front. Any resistance at this point should be a flirty, easy shit test. The responses that worked for me were to Stay In Character. She balks at getting fully nude? You - "management insists in a strict no clothing policy". She keeps testing? "Ma'am, we can talk if you want but this time will be counted against your massage time". Stay in character and be fun.


Then, start by giving a good, real massage. /u/BluepillProfessor had a post about how to do this. Pick your favorite things out of that (or a legit massage you've gotten) and do them to her. Of course, when you get to her ass, pay special attention there and touch everything as part of the massage. Pass her shit tests as described above. When you are done with this side, have her roll over and rub her front down. Be legitimate and inappropriate at the same time. Focus on her tits, then her pubic mound, and eventually rub her pussy until she's horny as hell, they you fuck the day lights out of her. Since getting the coconut oil two weeks ago, the sex has been almost daily, with her requesting "coconut massages" (her way of initiating lately), and her offering to coconut massage me, leading to her telling me to fuck her ass for the first time in four years as mentioned in my last post. My naughty massage parlor even has a name - the Coconut Spa.


Understanding the why -


One of our sidebar books (on mobile so can't link or verify exact reference) mentions immersion as an important aspect of sex/gaming. This is the key. Instead of just throwing coconut oil in the counter when I came home, I created an experience in the red light, naughty massage parlor where she can unleash her inner slut, because THAT'S WHAT THE SPA IS FOR, and only that. It also ties into a common fantasy about the woman getting rubbed down by her "Hawt" masseur, getting so turned on in the moment that she fucks him senseless and "doesn't know what came over her". Be Chad, the Hawt naughty massage therapist, and reap the rewards.


I will continue to create new immersions to keep this from getting stale, but will keep in in the repertoire. When I find new successful ones, I'll post again. Already have an idea. My wife loves cop outfits and I have one that makes me look jacked as hell. Maybe next time she comes in for a massage, my unlicensed massage parlor gets "raided"...


Note: forgive my spelling/format as I am only on mobile.

Edit: fixed username link


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[–]A_RexRED KNIGHT[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Thanks for pointing this out. There seems to be a debate on this sub about whether wives can have ASD. One camp says no, of course not, because she can fuck you as much as she wants because she's married and it's "ok".

I disagree. I think they have ASD, but it's changed. Instead of anti-slut defense, it's anti-submission defense. Basically, she and her hamster do not want to feel like the only thing they're good for are her holes. Thus, she is resistant to being horny to fuck you at the snap of a fingers and throws up walls even if she may "be in the mood", so as not to seem like she's giving you her sex too easily/ too much even though you're married. Wives do have ASD, only in a different paradigm. You drove home a key point that I touched on. Thanks.

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Instead of anti-slut defense, it's anti-submission defense.

The word for the day!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Definitely true for my wife. Maybe that's why she responds so well when I talk dirty...

[–]luckyguy19 10 points11 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Coconut oil is the greatest thing ever. Not only is it so great for sex, it is good for your woman's anatomy. This time of the year its pretty solid with the cold, its way fun to melt it on each other. Every couple we've recommended it to raves about it.

[–]IVIaskerade 4 points5 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Plus it's healthy and good to cook with, it makes a great carrier for beard oil, and you can even use it to quench metal if you're forging something (though mineral oil is better).

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

That went from half gay to manly as fuck real quick.

[–]IVIaskerade 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Don't knock the beard oil. It's well worth your time if you have good facial hair.

[–]bangorlolMarried 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Truth, although I don't particularly care for using coconut oil in mine. Leaves a weird residue (unrefined as OP stated) and smell.

I much prefer my Grave before Shave + beard balm. Wife even picked me up a little thing of it. Honestly, the combination of them has really helped my facial hair in general. Looks better, smells awesome, and is much softer to the touch. Keeps it tight against my jawline to chin. 10/10 would recommend.

[–]Skiffbug 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

I've actually found that grape seed oil is better than coconut.

It has all the same benefit, but it's thicker, more durable, and has less smell. The coconut smell gets a bit annoying after some time.

[–]IASGame 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If you use grape seed oil you are part of the grape culture.

[–]el_superbeastooo 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

One of our sidebar books (on mobile so can't link or verify exact reference) mentions immersion as an important aspect of sex/gaming. This is the key.

That would be the "I" part of the DEVI equation outlined in Sex God Method. Great book. I find it has a lot of really useful examples and situations which are usually missing from books that are mostly theory.

Great write-up OP, I think you're actually hitting all elements of DEVI here: Dominance (strong man giving her a massage, having your way with her), Emotional (her thinking "I'm so naughty!"), Variation (this isn't plain sex), and Immersion with the lights, towels etc.

I'll have to give this a try... that is if I can get the little cockblocker to sleep through the night for a fucking change.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Can confirm. Just finished 5 minutes ago. Great fun.

Played some spa music in the background for ambiance: https://youtu.be/QZbuj3RJcjI

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Been using coconut oil for massages, intercourse, handjobs, and anal play for a long time. Shit works. Buy some.

[–]Sadbeary 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

and people say there is no God. He gave us coconut oil. What a Guy.

[–]A_RexRED KNIGHT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Coconut everything is awesome. If you are ever in the Caribbean, get some locally made, fresh coconut candy. It's goddamn delicious. Stranded on a tropical island? Coconut water is 100% sterile, provided the coconut hasn't rotted. Add shredded coconut to your batter when making fried shrimp, and elevate it.

[–]grncld 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

A potential money saver for all - buy it in Costco.

Certainly here in UK, that shit is charged at a premium in health food stores and supermarkets. At costco we get two tubs (1.4litre each iirc - a quart?) for around £14 where we pay the same price for a little 250ml glass jar elsewhere.

[–]AnarchoSurferMarried 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Its great for tanning too.

[–]MoorishRP 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Thank you for sharing this. I got some use out of coconut oil last night with the Mrs., it really is all about the fantasy you create. I buy in bulk from Bulk Apothecary - $15 for 7lbs!!!

Any reason not to use the refined stuff? I don't like smelling like the beach and the refined stuff does not smell at all.

[–]A_RexRED KNIGHT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Read up on it online. The refined stuff has a bunch of other shit added to it that may affect your skin (and I'd be really wary of using anything as a lube that contained any additives or impurities).

[–]TrekneckMarried 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Any substitutes for those of us who can't do coconut? The smell alone makes me puke. Stupid Jimmy Buffet.

[–]macieksmola 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Could anyone link to the mentioned /u/BluePillProfessor post about massage?

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

[–]macieksmola 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thank you :)

[–]jfastman 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's a good makeup remover too.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

let me tell you about this cool little website called google.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=smv

serious question after you ragequit yesterday - do you actually respect yourself? i sure hope not.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Wait. Oh yea

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

you're a very low value person

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

what's with the serious responses? you must like him /s

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

i loathe lazy people who look for handouts.

[–]A_RexRED KNIGHT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

He even rage-quit his entire account. What a pussy.

[–]luckyguy19 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Sexual Market Value. You'll learn all about it reading the side bar.

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[–]MRPguyMarried 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

By reading the books on the sidebar. Married Man Sex Life Primer, and The Rational Male Part 1 & 2, among others.

EDIT: and the book OP is referencing about immersion is Sex God Method.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sexual Market Value. Numbered 1-10. Higher the better. Many discussions about relevance to your spouse, but not important to the use in the post.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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