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Last night, I made a move, she said she hadn't showered and that we could today after she took a shower. I said "OK cool" and went to sleep.

Today after her shower, she was getting dressed and I walked in. She immediately said no. I simply replied "If you don't want me to own your body for a few minutes, fine by me" and I started to walk back to my office.

She shoots back angrily "Don't act like you don't care!" I simply said "I really don't."

About 23 seconds later she is in my office, rubbing my cock, kissing me and still telling me no...LOL. Women are so confused.

Edit: I'm convinced that if I had flinched here or shown any sign of a complaint, she would have walked away. She was watching my face very close!

Long story short, she pulls me back to the bedroom by my crotch, takes her clothes off, sucks me for awhile...and we finish up.

I was very affectionate AFTER for the next few hours. I'll continue giving attention for the rest of the day. This shit works.


[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Watch actions, not words. Shit test passed.

[–]MRPguyMarried 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Another one from my files. Three days ago she went to bed angry at me. Her parting words before I fell asleep were "I don't know what you think you are doing. All this becoming more masculine just isn't nice. I don't like the way you treat me."

That next day she was in the shower, called me in, and we had great shower sex. I did nothing different from one day to another. Watch actions, not words.

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR 32 points33 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Another woman realizes sucking dick and getting off is a lot more fun than being a bitch and getting off by causing your husband pain. Good show!

[–]evilkenevil 16 points17 points  (15 children) | Copy Link

If I get rejected for sex I ALWAYS leave the house. It doesn't happen very often but it always works."WAIT...WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Out. I'm a little restless. I have my phone... And with that I'm out of the house quick. I might go to a bar, for a drive, down to my shop for a cigar, to the movies-doesn't matter. When I get back I'm devoured by her and for the next several weeks. Mind you it happens seldom but I fucking love when it does.

[–]Redneck001MRP APPROVED 12 points13 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

I thought I was the only one who literally left the house when rejected. Like you, doesn't happen often, but I literally leave.

Don't know if it appears butt hurt or not. I don't care. I have other things to do than sit or lie around when rejected.

[–]evilkenevil 10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I think it very well could appear butthurt but there's a style in doing it. It's not a sudden leaving in a huff but rather a very nonchalant blase manner that happens soon after but not exactly screaming out the door. The effect will wear off if you wait too long though similar to scolding your dog too long from the infraction.

I have a fond memory of when she decided to fight my exit by insisting on coming with me. To eliminate any drama I welcomed her company of course and told her I'd bring the car around. She comes out of the house to find me in the convertible, top down, and a well lit Davidoff in my hand. She was pissed. She hates that car and the cigars even worse. Passive aggressive on my part? Sure. Effective? Definitely. In fact that's the last time she pulled any shit.

[–]TrimHer 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I think I'll do this, with gym bag in hand. Insurance against accusations of butt hurt=Hey-going to work off this energy. Could also get hamster spinning on whether you're going to see any hot babes at the gym.

[–]evilkenevil 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Be prepared. I didn't mention but I keep a still wrapped in plastic dress shirt in my vehicles and a stash of well hidden cash. Why? Who knows. I'm prepared. Haven't ever had to use but I just enjoy having that level of preparedness going. I change the shirts out once a year and it just brings a big smile.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I also leave. It works. That's all that matters

[–]shadowz151 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

👆 The beginnings of establishing dread here. Time is your currency sex is hers.

[–]barrettcuda 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I love the justification you give, because I wouldn't have thought of anything that will phrased. "I'm restless" can't really be misinterpreted as butthurtedness I'll be sure to use that next time it happens!

[–]pullypants 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I struggle with this one. We've got kids, so initiation only tends to happen last thing at night. Pretty daft to go out wandering at 11pm.

[–]JDRoedellMRP APPROVED 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm in the same boat. My plan is to initiate by 9pm and to have an idea of where I might go already thought out. If not, I go down the basement to work on hobbies. I know what you mean though. Kids makes leaving the house a different play than those without kids

[–]evilkenevil 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I have kids and it's even worse because one is in late teens and up late. All I can say is start earlier. If you want sex at 11:00, you wanted sex at 7:00. Make it known, throw a direct pass.

When my oldest was a toddler and we only had one child at the time I threw a direct pass for sex which was rebuffed for any number of good reasons on her part. Didn't matter, I was horny. I took it in stride and stepped up the hero routine. Helped her with bedtime duties, cleaned the kitchen, put the bedroom in order, prepared the diaper station forma nighttime change. The works. I did it with precision, care and speed. My wife was all smiles and tingles. Then I left. It was awesome. That particular night I simply walked down to the english pub that was at the end of our block that was packed with futball revlers that were gearing up for a match coming up (early morning US time for a european match). I came home buzzed smelling of smoke and alcohol and went to the guest room to crash. I soon awoke to the non-mistakable feeling of my dick getting sucked by my wife who had heard me come in.

Sorry, I love retelling these stories. Moral: LEAVE! Don't take the shit test. Take control. Do as you see fit. My actions told her that I care, that want to participate with our child, and I'm willing to go above and beyond to help her but I have needs that will not be marginalized!

[–]bateller 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

Ok as a married guy with kids. How would this work? Sex is usually 12-1am after kids are in bed (we are in bed) and exhausted. It's not the most opportune time, but is with young kids.

[–]MRPguyMarried 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You MUST break this cycle. Not only is it leading to limited sex and lots of reasons why you can't have sex, but it is also leading to BORING and ROUTINE sex. That won't keep her interested for very long. She is tired after a long day and you are enticing her with the same sex, in the same place, as last time. Not interesting for her. You can do better.

[–]evilkenevil 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm going to say that there is a window of time with little kids where it's just going to suck. It's the price for having kids. However, this does not mean forever. Get your ass to bed sooner. Finish what needs to get finished. Get in bed ASAP or bang her in the bathroom. Do whatever it takes. When my kids were babies we knew it was always going to be a long night so get in bed as soon as possible. Turn that TV off.

At some point your babies will be toddlers and very damn manageable . You really need, for both you and your wife, to get rid of that "usually 12-1am" routine. Here's why: You will be waiting for it to be 12-1am and she will be dreading 12-1am. IF the feeling strikes do whatever it takes to seize the moment. I never always had to have sex. I would take any release from a quick handy to a bj. The kids get a little older it gets a lot better.

The point is that you need to be in control. We already know that she, statistically, does not want to have sex. She may be young or you may have the one but usually ladies with babies are not really thinking sexy thoughts that much. She needs to take care of you like she's taking care of the kids. You damn well sure are taking care of her beyond bringing in a paycheck. You're helping around the house. Yes this time of your life sucks because there is no downtime. Sorry about that. At some point you'll be able to return to something similar to what it was before kids.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ha! that moment when you realize your pussy isn't golden

[–]chief_slap_ahoe 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

My wife does this. Drives her nuts.

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