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Been Red Pill for about 3 years now. Really turned things around for me. Came home from work last night to a wife who was disturbed about all the news surrounding the Ashley Madison data breach, Jared the pedo, and that Dugar kid who revealed the porn addiction and Ashley Madison cheating. When I walked into the house I got a warm hug and then a stern look and "I'll kill you." I said "what?" She said "I'll kill you, chop it right off!" Then she explained she was all freaked out by everything on the news and wanted me to know she'd kill me if I was cheating. I laughed it off. I don't mind a little free dread game... But as the next 2-3 hours went on she constantly did light shit tests and comfort tests. Thanks to the internalization of TRP - I passed all of them. One good line to pass on - at dinner I told her "I'm not disappointed that you suspect me of cheating on you, I'm disappointed that you think I'd need a website to do it." (eat shit grin). She completely lightened up after that. I am not great at the subtle differences between my wife's shit tests and comfort tests. Hell, even her shit test are usually pretty tough to recognize. Anyway - as for comfort tests, I know nothing about how to respond to those so I just kept my mouth shut and would occasionally grab her while she was talking and pull her close. Other times I grab DAT ASS (it's lovely) or give her a random kiss.

Anyway, once the kids were in bed she got really playful and sexy with me. So I played it right.

My advice from this lesson - if you don't know what you are doing, keep your mouth shut and stay "amused." Don't let her emotions dictate a single response. I wasn't cheating - have nothing to be worried about - and she could tell cause I didn't say a damn thing. Just stay amused, like a cat with a mouse. Except this mouse will later beg to get eaten...


[–]watch_ping38 points39 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

"I'm not disappointed that you suspect me of cheating on you, I'm disappointed that you think I'd need a website to do it."

That's fucking brilliant

[–]IanIronwoodMarried- MRP MODERATOR1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, double bonus points for that one. I might have to steal it myself.

[–]strategos_autokratorMan, Married, Mod5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I am not great at the subtle differences between my wife's shit tests and comfort tests.

They operate in a continuum. With frame, you pass them same way.

Anyway - as for comfort tests, I know nothing about how to respond to those so I just kept my mouth shut and would occasionally grab her while she was talking and pull her close. Other times I grab DAT ASS (it's lovely) or give her a random kiss.

This is the best explanation of how to pass comfort tests I've ever read. You are at an advanced level. I hope this post gets more traction and other users learn from it.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Fucking weird AWALT. My night played out almost identically to yours. I think you handled it correctly. Amused mastery and Oak comfort.

I got the texts "OMG did you see the Duggar thing?", "OMG I'm freaking out about this cheating thing, its crazy", "OMG I'd cut his balls off.", "OMG you better not be cheating on me".

I'll admit I was amused because I knew this was coming but I wanted to shut it down quick. Little Amused Mastery in texts. When I got home I showed stong oak comfort. Take her in your arms, grab ass, long kiss etc.

Later, we watched that weird movie Birdman together in bed. After the movie I said, Me: you know what would have made that movie better? Her: What? Me: A blowjob. Her: Lock the door.

I don't know if its just a cloud of dread or mate guarding from this AM shit but it was a good day for me.

And yes I checked her email addresses in that email checker. No hits.

[–]RedCMLMarried1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I had exactly the same thing happen to me last night also! AM, Duggar, Jared, etc. She was so "disgusted".

Regarding the AM dump, before she could even mention anything taking the conversation from the news to a personal reference ("I hope your name isn't on that list.") I said, "Yeah, I already looked up every name I know! I looked up your name, my name, our families... nothing!"

[–]Moldy_Gecko0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Why lookup your name?

[–]RedCMLMarried0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Someone started using my gmail address as their random login to sites. I started getting a lot of spam and crap from the northwest. I unsubscribed and managed most of it. So you never know...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

same shit here " did you hear about all the men they found cheating on their husbands? on the Ashley Madison site?"

"yup, sad that they needed a website" hug kiss

[–]squirrelcuisine 2 points2 points [recovered] | Copy Link

My wife and I did some profiles for OKCupid and did a bunch of tests. Then we said "Show your matches"

Closest match 98% <1 mile away.

Guess who..

yea it was my wife. Second best was some woman (Scored 93%) 50 miles away that was insane looking (wiccan, looking for NSA relationships, tatted up and REALLY heavy)

We loled like idiots.

98% match...

That'll do.. that'll do

She had tons of close matches however.

"So want to trade up? See anything you like?" She replies "Nope, noones got time for that."

[–]winter-sleep 2 points2 points [recovered] | Copy Link

m8 I hope you know that if her account is still open she is probably getting blasted with messages on the daily

[–]kimchiisfun1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That's so adorable, get in ther OP

[–]Tom_The_HumanLTR3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"I'm not disappointed that you suspect me of cheating on you, I'm disappointed that you think I'd need a website to do it."

Out-fucking-standing

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Meow!

[–]RPSigmaStigmaMarried- MRP APPROVED1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I wasn't cheating - have nothing to be worried about - and she could tell cause I didn't say a damn thing. Just stay amused, like a cat with a mouse. Except this mouse will later beg to get eaten...

Hell, this is good advice even if you are cheating. Just sayin... :P

[–]RP_German0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

My SO also brought it up a couple times just before bed last night and tried to get me to engage. I'll admit, I was tired mentally and physically. My best course of action this round was just to STFU.

[–]neptronix0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I got some shit tests handed my way as a result of these two news items too, despite the fact that my wife knows i'm A) loyal B) not into underage women.

Women must believe in AMALT

[–]KyfhoMyobaMRP APPROVED0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ashley Madison cheating Ashley Madison attempted cheating. AM is 95+% male.

FTFY

[–]Sadbeary0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I got the the "AM is awful" spiel when I got home from work a day last week. I said nothing, kept doing my thing as I got home from work. She was saying how she'd like to check up on people from work, her boss, yada yada and I got annoyed but didn't say anything; I was thinking "I know you want to ask me: just do it"....she never did I just kept my mouth shut.

I was annoyed she was suggesting I was a cheater and also by the fact she didn't have the balls to just ask. I was more annoyed by the fact I was annoyed. She hasn't brought it up again though so I guess I get a pass mark.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I just laughed when mine asked me.

You wouldn't even know how to search for it babe.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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