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Listen up Faggots. Uncle Chad already hung up his Christmas lights you lazy fat fucks.

The minute I started untangling the strands of lights on my front lawn yesterday, my next door neighbor – a hot young milf- pulls up in her driveway. She smiles at me, Uncle Chad gives her a wink, and then she goes inside. 5 minutes later, her loser fat beta husband comes outside to hang up their lights as well. My hunch was correct, as soon as she went inside she must have nagged her beta husband about decorating the house for Christmas like I was doing. The entire time, she was supervising over his shoulder and nagging the fuck of out him. She was brutal.

He couldn’t do anything right. I know this one very well. The way he put the lights in the garden was wrong, the way he positioned the snowman stakes was wrong, the way he wired the lights was wrong because she didn’t like how the extension cord went across the walkway, the clips he used for the lights were wrong. I listened as his wife bitched him out for over a hour. The best part was how he overloaded the amps because he had too much shit plugged into one outlet and all the lights went out. She got so pissed at him she slammed the door shut and went inside. He was pathetic. What a fat fuck.

This holiday season, don’t be a pussy. Take the lead. Take Charge. Don’t sit idling by.

Your wife, if it didn’t start already, is about to get pimped by the mainstream Christmas narrative. She’ll FEELZ the pressure to buy all kinds of shit you don’t need to try to impress her family and friends at all the holidays parties. Don’t get pimped. Your wife just celebrated Thanksgiving and gave thanks for everything she currently has in her life, but now she will get pimped and demand all sorts of expensive trinkets and gifts as presents. And if you don’t oblige, she’ll guilt shame you the entire time.

Here’s my advice to you:

Be mindful of your wife deliberately trying to make you more beta. Be mindful of her actively ball-busting & emasculating you during this holiday season. Here, wear this ugly Christmas sweater. Here, hold my purse while I go in this store for a second, Here, when we go to my parents house for Christmas, don’t say a fucking word, sit there like a good little boy and obey me. Here, let’s pack up the kidos and whisk them away to their 4th party this evening. You better not fucking complain either. If they kick and scream, it’s your fault. If they act like little brats while opening their presents, it's also your fault.

You may ask, “Why would my sweet little bride, my soul mate, purposly try to emasculate me?” Because it secures her male's long-term commitment - by reducing his options. By ball busting you into submission, she destroys all of your self-esteem.

At your lowest:

It's harder to stay on top of your health. Less likely to work out. It's harder to kick ass at your job. You're less likely to fuck other women. You're less likely to cheat. You're more likely to stay.

She knows, on some subconscious level, that male attractiveness is about your mojo, or your overall attitude. If she can destroy your self-esteem, you'll never have enough mojo to even think about getting another woman. Then you're hers to drain of resources ($). Eventually, the relationship may end, but it will be on her terms -- the way she likes it.

An aging women without a beta is fucked. Back in the day, she would have to live with her extended family and be a burden into old age. At worst, she would end up a beggar on the streets. Many female beggars in the 19th and early 20th centuries were simply widows. And these destitute women served as a visceral reminder to ALL women: you're lucky to have a provider, sweetheart. So, in their subconscious core, women are fucking terrified of not having a mate to provide for them. This fear has been bred into them as a Darwinian fitness mechanism.

The fucked up irony is that, in acting to secure her mate's long-term commitment by lowering his value, she becomes no longer interested in him as a mate. This didn't used to be a problem, because she'd only have to look at the destitute women to see what happens if she's tempted to leave. Now, however, thanks to alimony and no-fault divorce, when she's thoroughly betafied her man, she just leaves him and takes his money.

Take-home lessons:

Build a lifestyle that keeps you attractive and in-charge. Never compromise. Keep a strong frame in any relationship. If she ever tries to betafy or ball-bust you, recognize it for what it is: She's insecure in the relationship. Handle it like any other shit-test. Don’t be proud of the fact that she considered you "marriage material". It just meant that you can be relied on to be there. You had limited options. You give no tingles. You might be a good provider one day.

Happy Holidays faggots. Don't get pimped.


[–]Frosteecat6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ha! Mine have been up for a week and I taught my son how to do it as well.

All the betas were hanging in the cul de sac busy being pecked by their shitty fat wives and one even tried to give me shit for being “early”. I laughed and said “bring it—I’m gonna Griswold your asses”.

Within a week they were all out there—in the driving rain—hanging their lame shit. While I stood in the window, sipping bourbon.

Show them what we’re made of men.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You skipped the part where Beta Bob over compensates with expensive Christmas presents and ruins his credit card...

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Classic.

Next time you should bang milf wife while beta Billy works the crawfish......er hangs the xmas lights. Lol

[–]SepeanRed Beret1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Hanging christmas decorations isn't alpha. It doesn't have to be not alpha either, I'm not saying you're wrong doing it, but it's just not something that makes you more alpha. The guy who doesn't get enough sex, the guy who needs advice, he's not improving his life by hanging christmas decorations.

Decorating is home improvement, it falls under the category of good beta, ie. provider qualities that don't hurt your alpha. Women like beta - they have a dual sexual strategy, they want both alpha and beta. But only alpha makes her wet.

[–]Frosteecat4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Christmas lights that are better than everyone else’s make her wet. Hauling your ass up a 30’ ladder while your son learns how to do shit makes her wet. Telling her to go back inside because you don’t need her help makes her wet. Doing it because you want to and how you want to—before she has a chance to “suggest/demand” it, in your own timeframe & “ahead of schedule” makes her wet. Telling her to go get another string at the store “NOW” makes her wet. Ask me how I know. 🎅

[–]SepeanRed Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

You know because she told you. Girls do this, they pretend they reward beta stuff with sex. And now you think home decorations make her wet.

[–]Frosteecat0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

No. I did it because it’s my house and I wanted to.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy Link

My wife has never asked, but if she did I would just refuse to decorate. We don’t own a single holiday decoration, unless you consider flying a flag a 4th of July decoration.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Time to go buy some classic stuff and take the lead

[–]wkndatbernardus3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He can't afford any of that. They inflated the ruble to shit so he only has money to buy that cool hammer and sickle flag. I bet he'll hang it on the iron curtain separating his and his wife's bedrooms.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

I lead by not spending money on plastic crap that takes up space in the attic 11 months out of the year. I don’t bow down to a social media princess her needs her tree to look perfect for Instagram. What does decorating for the holidays have to do with leading and demonstrating value?

Decorations don’t get you laid.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Autistic motherfuckers that refuse to take the lead and own their lives, then try to be stoic and controlling as fuck in these situations, will dry up the pussy like the Sahara.

Take note. It’s the holidays. Enjoy it fir what it is.

What makes me different, is that I refuse the mega bullshit strobe lights but decorate with class . So much so, that all everyone slows down and points to the only home that allows onlookers to enjoy one decoration that stands out and just said it all. “The Screech’s have class”.

Just like our yellow bow that I wrapped for our nephews running 3 tours in Iraq. I cleaned that motherfucker regularly and gently lit it up at night, as reminder that they were there as their cousins slept soundly.

I produce tingles as I own it, and don’t autisticly fuck it up pretending to be some controlling fuck that refuses to celebrate

[–]Kpwn880 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Good timing. I've been budgeting tighter lately and my wife was trying to make plans for several family photo sessions so she can show off to all her friends on social media. We can't afford it. I told her we would take one photo session. Gave her the pick: Thanksgiving or Christmas.

She picks Thankgiving photos, we got them done. They look great and of course Monday I come in from work and she pulls, "I got us a great deal on Christmas photos, only $100 for the shoot." I made her cancel the appointment.

She tried acting pissy for a couple hours, then once she realized I didn't give a shit, she changed her tone.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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