What type of test is this really?

Persaeus · 2017-06-27T20:36:38+00:00

yeah, well she is checked clear the fuck out of the building for sure.

you're implying she makes these statements rather matter of the fact, like "how about those Bears (NFL team)". if she were screaming them with a big long "you motherfucker tone" then they might be a shit test. if she were sobbing about her hurt she was then they might be a comfort test. i am guessing none of this applies.

as scurve said, she wants you to kill the puppy already

i would say your wife knows how to adult really well; and is not a loud mouth cunt. she's so nice that she wouldn't even swat a puppy; or deny him sex. however, attraction cannot be negotiated (even insider her head with herself) so you get starfish.

could be wrong, but with:

she brought up the open marriage

and,

You need someone who can support you emotionally

and,

You're too good of a guy for me, blah blah blah

and,

Sounds fun, you should bring a friend.

and, finally the coup de grace

I wouldn't be mad if you fucked some other girl.

she is most definitely getting railed by another dog. unless your ready for NEXT, you got some serious verification in front of you. bummer.

it's amazing how repeatable this MRP origin story is

Preamble - i have been a nice guy for X long, not owning my shit, and my marriage sucks . . . but hey i got the x-box, NFL, cheetos, and Y drug of choice.

Step 1 - strange itching sensation in the back of my skull and guts, WTF . . . to the internet

Step 2 - discover TRP . . . whoa man wow . . . start OYS and some Rambo

Step 3 - intro / victim puke (bury the lead DEEP)

Step 4 - hey guys, btw my wife has been saying some bizarre ass shit, has GNO four nights a week, or sleeps at someone else's house but their just friends

Step 5 - FUCK, wat do now?

if i were you at your age with no kids, i would run like the building was on fire. i am not you, i stayed, and i am cool as a motherfucker with the past.

Blunter-S-Thompson · 2017-06-27T20:11:18+00:00

Take her advice.

Bring a friend home for the evening.

See how she feels about it then.

bogeyd6 · 2017-06-27T19:59:20+00:00

she wants you to kill the puppy already.

oh, and she is fucking other guys.

[deleted] · 2017-06-27T20:02:14+00:00

Geez, barely married a year and already have DB? Cut your loses and move on. She is clearly checked out

justpickanyusername · 2017-06-27T20:55:26+00:00

You sound smart and you appear to have connected the dots quite well. I think you just don't like the picture it gave you when you finished tracing them. So, you wrote to Reddit asking us to convince you otherwise.

rocknrollchuck · 2017-06-27T21:05:07+00:00

I think if you go to your page and read your comments, one at a time, from bottom to top (oldest to most recent), you will come to the same conclusion the rest of us have. I just read them and there are so many red flags there, from sleeping separately to checking emails and "group work chat" to "her withdrawal, passivity, and nosedive into her job", and now her statement about you sleeping with some other girl. Have some self-respect and start making plans to end this.

screechhater · 2017-06-27T21:13:14+00:00

If you re-read your post, you are on auto pilot of living a shitty life

Itstinksoutthere · 2017-06-28T02:26:31+00:00

She's already fucking someone else bro. The guilt is real and she wants you to do the same so she won't feel as bad.

You've been married less than a year and have no kids. Goddamn I wish I was in your situation. Move on. Get your shit right first and then find someone who actually wants to be married to you should you so choose. Hell, give her another shot if you fee so inclined. Just make sure you've got your shit straightened out first.

Here's the best part. You are entering your prime. She is hitting her downward slope. You will get more attractive and she will only get older and worn out. You will continue to be awesome until you are about 50-55.

Make sure whoever you are sharing your awesomeness with is worth it. This woman is not.

Persaeus · 2017-06-27T19:51:53+00:00

has she given you the ilybinilwy talk yet?

nastynickdr · 2017-06-27T21:17:46+00:00

You dont have kids right? You wouldnt want an "open marriage" right? Your marriage is one year only and its already a DB right? My guess is that your relationship already sucked before you got married, but well that doesnt matter now.

Well, if it was me It would be enough to walk. If you want to give this a shot, you could tell her something along the lines of:

"I would never do an open marriage. If this is what you want, then it means we are not compatible and we should get a divorce".

If shes been giving this some thought at THE VERY LEAST she has some guy(s) on her to-fuck list. Good chance shes getting side dicked. "Well I told him he could fuck other women so no problem if I fuck other men".

Whatever you do, do NOT knock her up.

MRPFuckMe1 · 2017-06-27T20:42:28+00:00

Yikes buddy. Hehe. Just adding to the chorus of calls to GTFO.

rockingood · 2017-06-27T22:07:33+00:00

Years back there was a little hole in my back yard. I watched it get a little bigger every day. I'd let my dog out and think nothing of it.

Subconsciously, though, I knew there was some kind of issue... something at stake... something amiss.

One day he burrowed right through that hole he'd been digging.

Carrying my dead dog home I wondered why I had ignored it. I had so many opportunities to fill it, to reinforce it, to do something, anything.

I ignored it until it was too late.

I miss that damn dog.

[deleted] · 2017-06-27T22:07:23+00:00

If you are a pleasure seeking sort, this could be the opportunity of a lifetime. Granted the following isn't for everyone, just my take.....

Considering that you have a DB already and IMO this LTR is on life support, riddle me this.

Take her up on her offers and get her to set you up some serious side action and some 3 way action. Get her to pimp for you and give her all the freedom she needs and wants. What have you got to lose? your marriage? all the sex you aren't getting? What can go wrong?

Change you view and get some goodies for you, on your way out, or not.