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She got repulsed, disgusted and said yuck. A tantrum followed afterwards so I just left her without saying a word and went home.

Tell me what happened and what I could have done better next time.


[–]premeboi486 points487 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

LMFAOOOO

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

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[–]illusiveab80 points81 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

This is WSB level autism

[–]bigpapi69x18 points19 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

hello fellow retard

[–]chomponthebit8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Reeeeeeeee

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"I thought saying 'Old enough to fuck' would be risk free and make her box spread!"

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No it was a pretty good move actually. Her response does not dictate whether he maintained the right frame or not. She’s looking for a different kind of beta male and that’s what she’s going to find elsewhere. OP effectively got her to show her colors and she disqualified herself.

[–]AceMav211 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

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[–]JSuma127 points128 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Some people are calling you autistic and you are but I am too. I always have to test the lower and upper limits of something before finding the truth somewhere in the middle. You've found the upper limit of brashness.

[–]erthian9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I used to test limits without knowing it and the results were sometimes hard to deal with. I try to actually do it on purpose now, so I can get a good baseline, and being outcome independent makes it a lot easier.

[–]SolarTortality2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, same. I’ve learned a lot about calibration by just fucking saying and doing pretty extreme shit. Lol the results weren’t always pleasant but like I said I learned a lot

[–]resnine-5 points-4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Yep test those upper and lower limits just like a calculus nerd haha autism on high!

[–]SolarTortality3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

3 quick maths

[–]UncleWarwick281 points282 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

LMFAO thanks for making my morning

You had 50% of the line.

Next time β€œOld enough to know a thing or two”

[–]devilslittlehelper48 points49 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

β€œOld enough to be your boss”. Works like a charm . Every time.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Totally unequivocally disagree. OP delivered a magic line and alpha bitch who is looking for a beta toy was too snobby to go along with it. He successfully got her to show her true colors and disqualify herself.

[–]dirk197135 points36 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

"Old enough to make you cum like a fucking volcano"

"Old enough to know better"

[–]ItzFizzy1108 points109 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

no. not the first line.

[–]DownyGall50 points51 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I like just "Old enough" or you go with something along the lines of "I'm getting my learners permit next month"

[–]hopscotchking16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Learner’s permit is a good one. Stealing.

[–]eccentricrealist0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

He's not old enough to know better

[–]CharlesChadworth341 points342 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

Lol could have said almost anything besides that brah...lol

Anti slut defence kicks in, it rarely pays off to be that direct with a girl.

[–]Hitlers_Gas_Bill88 points89 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Unless you're Chad

[–]Fonzoon66 points67 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

your username tho.... πŸ˜†

[–]SolarTortality1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Even if you’re Chad, the anti-slut defense could make it backfire... or she could get wet af. It’s a risk but if you don’t give a fuck then see what happens

[–]Hitlers_Gas_Bill2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If you're Chad, she'll fake the anti-slut defense if the exchange is overheard by parents, friends, people who's respect she wants to earn etc.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Bull. OP delivered a line with confidence that I have used many times on the way to pussyville. The fact that she threw a tantrum simply shows that she disqualified herself.

[–]jackandjill220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol

[–]throwitpplaway67 points68 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Mirin boldness brah

[–]Aestheticcunt199616 points17 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

OP is a fuckin sickkunt come at him bro!!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

What would Zyzz do? :)

[–]AceMav219 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

RIP his shirt off and do the aesthetic sickcunt male stripper rave dance

[–]Aestheticcunt19965 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Take his shirt off, go find an aesthetic lighting, get under it and wait for bitches to come at him u mad bro???

[–]CakeDay--Bot-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Wooo It's your 2nd Cakeday Wolveryn! hug

[–]Im_pretty_dirty117 points118 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Honestly, people act like you ruined it completely!

  1. you did fuck up with that line yes but...
  2. never give up like that, just shrug it off.

Don't treat the girl like some arcade level and as soon as you say ONE THING that is uncalibrated you lose your life. You could probably still salvage it or play it off. My advice to you is just keep on trying until it goes bad, you get reference experiences and failure is the best teacher. There is no "line" that works there is only context in what you say and how you say it. You probably failed because you used that line with her reaction in mind not how you felt about saying it. You can say almost anything to girls, you can just use sign language the whole time if you wanted.

[–]Hacides 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

Thank you, I still have a long way to go

[–]Lev--2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

yeah man play the game

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Jesus H another one? I’ve nailed pussy many a time with lines like that! OP maintained his frame and she disqualified herself. Damn I miss the red pill community.

[–]RaughKee36 points37 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

The vast majority of women do not appreciate overt, crude language. Be covert, learn to tease and be playful with your language. "Old enough to know better." - perfect.

[–]resnine4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Absolutely, nuance and subtle is key. Covert at first then work your way up to overtness. I think it just has to be natural. Few guys can pull of Old Enough to Fuk!

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev176 points177 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Autism speaks.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Spergs sperg eternal. But this was a beautiful little lesson

[–]clavabot5 points6 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

I would have said "How old do you want me to be" how autistic is that?

[–]hibloodstevia26 points27 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

I would have said "How old do you want me to be"

Autism level = 1/10

how autistic is that?

Autism level = 10/10

[–]clavabot1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

LMFAO!!

[–]clavabot1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Good to know that I only average a 5.5 on the Autism scale

[–]2ndHalfRed7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

The fact that you said 5.5 instead of 5 might bump it up a little bit ;)

[–]clavabot5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Nice at least I'm a solid 6 on something

[–]PussyofBengal16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol most of the people commenting β€œAUTISM” have autism.

This line could have worked if:

  1. Your frame was that of a high status guy. If you dress like a goodwill mannequin and have drool all over face and say this line you’re going to get a bad reaction from her.

  2. Was the interaction sexualized at all? Was there a premise established? If not, then you can’t jump to a sexually charged statement so fast. Gotta warm women up. It’s like turning up the volume knob. Little innuendos here and there, followed by some jokes, tone it down if she shows signs of being uncomfortable, robe and repeat until she wants you inside her fish taco.

  3. What was your body language like? I bet you were a bit nervous or slightly hesitant when you said this. Women have razor sharp intuition and pick up on bad body language instantly. If they didn’t have this defense mechanism they would be getting into all sorts of bad situations.

Act like a winner. Think like a winner. And this line will work for you 60% of the time. Every time.

[–]1walawalawa12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You "red-lined" the car.... Too much, too soon.

The best response to that without red-lining the car is to be playful and mysterious:

How Old are you?

You: Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

Your line was tactically funny and escalated. But it wasn't focused on the goal---which was to fuck. You freaked her out without comfort. My response above has the SAME impact but makes it more clever and mysterious.

[–]SNAPCHAT_ME_TITS 1 points [recovered]  (4 children) | Copy Link

just say "old enough". keep it simple

[–]imtheoneimmortal9 points10 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

And vague

Old enough to... silence for 1 minute literally till she talks

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I like it a...

[–]imtheoneimmortal3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

With some mhhh

[–]resnine0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Exactly, keep comfortable with the silence, that is so key.

[–]LesNoah 1 points [recovered]  (5 children) | Copy Link

This is so autistic

[–]iwviw2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

We all know what an autistic dude is like but how does an autistic chick sound and look like? I’m autistic af, it’s getting harder as I get older

[–]SunderPillar10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

All girls have autism you just don't see it because you're too neurotic prove me wrong.

[–]Lev--1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

this

[–]StellarMemez1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't think you know what that word means

[–]yunggoose21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

43 - I eat a lot of carrots.

[–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That was a great answer. Thank God you got rid of that unfunny bitch right away. Usually high maintenance and nothing more.

[–]resnine8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No expert here but "Old enough to fuck" just sounds disgusting and repulsive. Is it really that hard to see? Put yourself in her position, envision a dude saying that. Does that line sound appealing at all for her to hear?

You should have just left it at "Old enough". See there is a playful and teasing element, not just giving away to "sex". Sex from a man is the most abundant thing in the universe to a woman, they have perverts all the time saying things like that, you just made yourself like all the rest. No mystery or allure just another common guy who wants sex. Women love the mystery and allure of language.. you gave yourself away, you PULLED too strong by talking about sex too early.

You didn't work your way up to sex you just straight up came out with it. It's like those dudes that say TITS OR GTFO, that does nothing for them. You need to build up to talking about it. This is a problem with social calibration.

[–]SauliusTRP24 points25 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

You were just too offensive, nobody wants to feel like they are going to be used for sex. Next time just say your age, and if you want to hide it, just AA like β€žim 99β€œ or if you look old β€žim 14β€œ (with a smirk)

For now, just pretend nothing happened and be nonreactive if she says something

[–]Corporation_Pull-in12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

nobody wants to feel like they are going to be used for sex.

I do

[–]resnine9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

In walks hulking gay dude..

[–]Hacides 1 points [recovered]  (3 children) | Copy Link

ok got it, can you further elaborate on me pretending like nothing happened when interacting with her during class

[–]1FixYourselfFirst27 points28 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

pretend nothing happened

Which word do you not understand?

[–]friggandfrayed14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol seriously dude. Act normal.

[–]Bone_Coat-4 points-3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

maybe as you are not getting the concept, yo may not be as ol as you think :P (joke)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Reached new level of alpha

[–]MarriedWRP11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Throwing a tantrum? β€œIt’s just a joke. You need to loosen up a little. Let’s heave a drink.” Yes you fucked up with the line. But you fucked up again by getting butt hurt and leaving.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Autism

[–]five_eight9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"she is my classmate". As thru hikers say "don't shit where you eat".

[–]bk_eg2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Alpha male

[–]lerossignol773 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Read or listen to Mode One by Alan Roger Currie. Her reaction was exactly what you wanted but you just didn’t know. She β€œacted” disgusting is spot on. Was she? Not at all, but she wanted to test you to see if you’d stay in that frame but you left. Just read or listen to him you will know where you fucked up and it wasn’t what you said, it’s what you did,

[–]2319Skew4 points5 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Girl : how old are you? Me : you won't believe me Girl : c'mon tell me Me : OK. *deep breath + serious look * "I'm 153. Just do a lot of squats"

They usually laugh. If they don't they I just switch the topic. That line got me body shots off a bunch of coeds.

Telling my age screwed me out of a 21 year old Latina gym rat with an ass

[–]PHOENIX_THE_JEAN0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

That's amazing. Now I'm curious. What is/was your age at the time of this encounter?

Just curious...

[–]2319Skew1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

If my post hits 33 likes I'll share it with the class

[–]PHOENIX_THE_JEAN1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

well, I upvoted. I was just curious and looking to settle a bet.

my brother claims that men of any age can score with young, hot broads. I argue that there's a "wall" men face, similar to the "wall" that women face. If she was 21, statistically, you were likely 21-27.

[–]2319Skew0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Half right. If you you're pushing 60s I'd say that you'd have a hard time.

[–]TheStumblingWolf6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What you say has to match your personality. I'd bet you're still too beta to pull this sort of stuff off. No biggie, keep working on yourself. In a year you'll understand why this happened.

[–]person84456 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I usually say "17 but I have a fake id". I look young.

Gets laughs.

And gets bjs.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

Well played. Weed out the bitches who aren't dtf early so they don't waste your time & cash.

[–]Hacides 1 points [recovered]  (11 children) | Copy Link

Ok bro but she is my classmate for a certain class, how would I go about handling the possible repercussions that I might have

[–]bestCallEver52 points53 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

You didn't do anything "wrong", definitely do not apologize or bring it up in any way. Own that shit, you said it, you meant it. Treat her 100% normal.. there's a chance she comes back For the d at some unexpected point on the future, since you're now "that type of guy" in her head.

[–]serve_my_goddess13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is the best response so far.

[–]fender18785 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What he said isn’t the real problem now with this classmate. It’s the fact he just left without saying a word. So now it’s awkward. This whole thing could have been salvaged with actually reading the situation and playing it off as a joke once you saw how repulsed she is. Instead, he just walked away because he’s probably scared of confrontation.

Who just bails like that? You’re man enough to drop a line like that but had zero clue what to do if it went south? Geez man, have a few Plan B’s and C’s in your pocket.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ignore

[–]thetotalpackage74 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't deny anything...and DEFINITELY don't apologize. No shame in your intentions. If she was that repulsed she had you as a beta anyway. Don't crack. Talk to her as if nothing happened. If she's a twat about it, just say walk away.

[–]Ohboohoolittlegirl15 points16 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

you really should think about that beforehand.. Don't shit where you eat..

[–]ItzFizzy17 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

you said a retarded line, she's going to tell all of her friends in that class and they are going to laugh at you and stare. Just ignore and learn not to say dumb shit

[–]dani0981 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Own it

[–]good-look13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

if ur game is right u can say literally anything and her hamster will interpret it positively. u have shitty frame, go lift

[–]SeasonedRP2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You know what-you may as well get some practice in being brash. I wouldn't worry about it. Dial it down next time but who cares if she reacted the way she did. Don't act like anything happened and smile confidently when you see her again.

[–]idontevenlift372 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Weird flex but ok

[–]reddituser11032 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If u were chad she would've been turned on

[–]User-31f64a4e2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

so how would I go about this situation

Amused mastery.
It is not actually a situation at all; only vestiges of blue pill conditioning (ohnoes, woman does not agree!) make it seem that way.

Also, mid-date ghost was perhaps not the best move, if you wanted into her pants.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahahaha you did an oopsie but it doesn't matter, game other girls and someday this will feel like a funny anecdote. πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

[–]Ohboohoolittlegirl3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I always say Stone.. "Be careful I won't drag you to my cave"

[–]bostezo220 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

this is funny but you just can do it in english, not spanish lol

[–]Ohboohoolittlegirl5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That is true..

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It was cringy and unnecessary. Could have just told her your age and be done

[–]Lightways4341 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Should’ve said β€œOld enough to know better young enough to not give a fuck”

[–]3chazthundergut1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I tend to answer that question honestly.

But I dont answer it in a way that is apologetic or embarrassed. My age is as relevant as my eye color

[–]a_stray_bullet1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Who the fuck do you think you are, McLovin?

[–]beginner_1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Never be literal with women. Use "metaphors". Being direct doesnt mean being literal.

[–]Moldy_Gecko1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

To be fair, learn from the mistake and move on but don't act any differently in front of her. By reputation as a good fuck alone, I've got laid, keep that image up.

[–]santlaurentdon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Are you a fucking idiot? β€œOld enough to fuck”, what a joke lmfaoooooo im dead πŸ’€

[–]trancedj1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao, holy shit that’s hilarious. +1 for having the balls to say it.

Next time remember the rest of the line... β€œold enough to fuck without getting stuck”.

[–]batfish551 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Deliver the line as a joke with a smirk.

[–]Prysefighter1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Bruh lol. Why would you say that?

[–]dijinee1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You were too overt. "Old enough" would have been good.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I like your boldness, it's by testing his limits that one can calibrate. I see two ways to play it (I'm no pro though) :

1- Be playful/teasing, throw a sexual innuendo. But you have to be subtle. I like to keep a quasi-plausible deniability : my innuendo is obvious, but not stated, and when I can see on her face she understands I'll throw a "god, you have a twisted mind (smirk)" or something like that. And depending on where you're at, you can validate that ("I like that"). If she catches on you (she should, otherwise you've picked up some new kind of dumb being), she'll probably laugh or say "no you said it!". Anyway, keep it fun and playful. OR she reacts positively to your innuendo, and you've made a step closer to giving her the flesh rocket.

2- AA on her assumption that you're too young. I'm pretty sure the guys on the sub can come with great lines

[–]urfavoritecrayon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

girl: how old r u?

me: guess

girl: umm, idk 26?

me: close... old enough to f*ck

haha jk jk. exclude that last part. but I almost always make them guess. from there you can turn it into a game. or without looking for a reaction, straight faced just ask β€œwhy?” - nonchalantly. or answer completely ridiculously at first and serious answer 2nd. theres so much more u can do, you’ll get it down eventually

[–]Kizzou1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol Pretend like nothing happened. Keep being friendly and charming

[–]TRP VanguardWhisper1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Bringing up sex directly makes you look thirsty.

You should have said "Old enough to get us in trouble and young enough to get us back out."

"Trouble" implies sexuality without saying it.

And she's going to thinking about that for a bit, because she'll be trying to parse out that sentence... which will be difficult, because it doesn't actually make any sense, it only sounds like it does.

[–]kujofigewu1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Holy crap! I read 'My DAD asked what is my age and I responded with "Old enough to fuck"' and then it seemed this isn't right. What the hell I'm on?

[–]1XXXMersenne1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It would have been fine if you said it with an air of ABSOLUTE ZERO FUCKS GIVEN.

Not as your 'line'.

When you're acting purely to self-amuse the girl can relate to that and will often play along.

because they do the same shit when they go out to clubs: They're already validated and need nothing. And what do you do when you need nothing? Take the piss, shoot the shit and have fun; pumping your own state.

That means not trying to evoke a reaction in others but doing and saying things 100% for YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT.

I'm sure if it had come from this state of mind you would have been totally fine because not only would she play ball, but even if she was a butthurt bitch, you would have held frame and got her to get her shit together.

Because from that place you're the higher status individual, and, not being affected by her shit, even the raise of eyebrows can be enough to get her back on script.

[–]lonelyWalkAlone1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Never mention fucking on the first date, unless it's a random girl you met in the bar and you only looking for a hook up

[–]Buchloe3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol hey, at least you're practicing IDGAF. Now follow through by not giving a fuck.

[–]1kick61 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Should have just said β€œold enough”

[–]hopscotchking1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Whyyyy on earth would you say that? You would have gotten a better result if you had just said 90.

[–]schijtaandezeaccount1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

YOOOO DAMN bro chilllllll

[–]trele_morele1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I mean, I like your response man but it is what you did afterwards that matters way more. I hope you didn't start apologizing profusely and give in to her tantrums

[–]KKpaperstacks0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Moooode onneee

[–]Whatdoin270 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Honestly, if she acts like that and can't take a joke then you shouldn't even give her the time of day. The worst girls are ones without humor. That's an instant turn off to me.

[–]Rat_bro0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Damn I gotta try that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

[–]SavvyMillennial0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't shit where you eat, super fail

[–]1redhawkes0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Obviously you're not old enough to fuck lmao

Next time say "old enough to call me daddy" minus the autism and report back.

Own your shit and DGAF.

[–]throwitdownman0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Quite hilarious honestly. I think that line might work a lot better in person.

But in regards to your question, it’s definitely something which triggers a ASD. You gotta be sneaky. Girls like sneaky (maybe that’s why they branch swing).

[–]ImmortalAl0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This would have gone well with an older woman.

[–]liquorandkarate0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Savage

[–]NiceTryDisaster0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

If he's good enough to bleed he's good enough to breed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is fucking jokes

[–]SkankHuntL890 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I’d date you and I’m not even gay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[–]newbie3hunna[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is the people you are competing with. Look and act relatively normal and you are already ahead of many,

[–]FilthMonger850 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This one is out of left field but next time try answering with your age

[–]Gruss_p0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's not autistic, you just have advanced sense of humor.

[–]Gawernator0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

LOL

[–]desistrategist0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

just replace "fuck" with "make love"

[–]Totsean0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Old enough to drink. Old enough to make you smile. Better to just say the age.

[–]boom_bostic0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

So that must mean you’re what 12...13?

[–]Victorious6660 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

If you wanted to sexualize the conversation without being too forward you could've said "69" that would've been hilarious. I probably would've responded with my actual age or just "mind your business" lol

[–]coldser0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I always say old enough to "have fun" otherwise it is too obvious

[–]neso2250 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Whait what you have classes together and she asks how old are you ?

[–]TheRoad150 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Here is my current favourite line:

"Between 25 and 45"

Obviously change the age range to be suitable to you, like 18 to 35. Every girl I've said this to seems to be intrigued. The fact that they don't know makes them want to know (hamster feed I guess).

It's taboo to ask a girls age so I decided why not just fuck with people and lie to them about meaningless things just for my own amusement. It's not lying, it's flirting.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

You should have just told her your age, instead of being a creep

[–]mrdeeds19720 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Better saying that than too old to fuck 🀣

[–]laquicaaaa0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

that's insane, props to you bro

[–]dadfrombrad0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Bad conversationalist =/= Alpha

You need to be charming yet dominant and controlling. This is just repulsing to her

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

lol

[–]DigitalMining0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Suck me beautiful"

[–]RPAlternate420 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

Old enough to fuck your mom.

Ew.

Sorry... I meant your dad.

[–]okuli0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Does it ever works? Insulting her whole family.

And then she's would go to dean and show that text. That would be awkward. Most people would consider it a harassment.

[–]RPAlternate420 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Then you tell the dean that you're old enough to fuck his or her mom or dad.

[–]serve_my_goddess0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ahaha that was actually an excellent reply. The fact that she got so butthurt means it wasnt gonna work out anyway so you did yourself a favorm

[–]Don_Draper270 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

See kids, this is why you don't shit where you eat. Now it's gonna be awkward for OP and this could ruin his reputation

[–]_Benny_Lava0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

That was quite immature. TRP is not an excuse to be a rude and offensive human.

[–]bucSlayer-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Could have fucked her if you teased her about the tantrum instead of going home

but no problem she can actually be more attracted to you now, just keep frame and smirk like an asshole

[–]FlyingSexistPig-2 points-1 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

The question is a shit test.

When you answered it directly, you fell into her frame. Pause a moment, and ask yourself why she's asking the question.

"Why do you ask?"

"Are you wondering if I'm too young for you?"

"How old are you? No way! I'm going to have to see some ID. I thought you were WAY older/younger than that."

While you should respond in some way to the question, that doesn't mean you have to answer it.

[–]buddahbusted 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy Link

It is getting more tricky being mid 30s knowing which way to pass this. Sometimes I respond with how old do you think I am, I can easily pass for late 20s.

It’s a different game than a young guy.

Some older guys always go for the joke answer of 90, but with a high SMV girl this doesn’t pass the test. One guy with an n count over 1000 regularly lies to lower the number to put himself in the acceptable range.

Is there a guide I’ve missed on what becomes a complex shit test?

[–]FlyingSexistPig1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You are failing to understand "frame". Frame is your world view. It's what causes one action to follow another in a logical way.

For women, information is power. Every woman I know lies all the time, and they hide and hoard the information they do have, paying very close attention to what information they delve and to whom.

So when you give a woman the truth in response to her question, you are literally giving away your power. She's attracted to the mystery.

Take the high road: "A nice girl doesn't ask that question, and a gentleman doesn't tell."
Take the philosophical road: "For a butterfly, I am ancient, but for a mountain I have only just been born."

You are falling into her frame by answering, but it's creepy to just ignore the question. So respond to it, but don't answer it.

flip it: "Why do you ask?" or "How old are you?"

If you do flip it, have follow-up questions. Lead her to talking about herself. She likes doing this. She can talk about herself for 30 minutes straight, and she'll think the night went really well.

OP went for vulgar, and it backfired on him.

[–]buddahbusted0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thank you.

[–]Jaythe4th-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Good attitude, to early to say that! Keep it up, buddy!

[–]goblinboglin-5 points-4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's good imho

She was probably some SJW or feminist bitch

If that repulses her wonder what she would do in bed lol..

[–]RedSkeller-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Old enough to party would've been a little less direct, but either way, she's a headcase.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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