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Even my mom has beta orbiters (self.asktrp)

submitted by new2019throwaway-

It kind of blows my mind . This guy has been orbiting my mom since hs 28 years ago . My mother recently got a whole new Furniture set but her house is getting remodeled so we couldn’t take it Through front we had to carry everything to the narrow ass basement and out the other end/ exit then bring the new shit in through the basement and carry it up the steps after . And this guy is helping me lift everything telling me how they met in hs blah blah orbit behavior blah blah and he’s breaking his back for no reason . If some chick from hs called me to help her move shit I would laugh and hang up . 28 years later this guy is killing himself . And this furniture wasn’t a piece of cake . I lift 4-5 times a week and was defeated by this task . 6 days ago and this is the first day my body wasn’t sore. For conversational purposes I’ll be honest my mom is a 4 . Seems like every women has orbiters right ?

TLDR: moms orbiters


[–]FalconWrite126 points127 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

My divorced dad beta orbits my mom

[–]new2019throwaway- 1 points [recovered]  (3 children) | Copy Link

Got a uncle who does that . Breaks my heart cause he’s a great guy that just wants his wife back but she moved on to some rich lawyer . They’ve been divorce as long as I can remember and he orbits her still. Alpha Lawyer is aware and doesn’t even care thinks it’s funny

[–]rugged7922 points23 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

That's funny, I knew a rich beta lawyer that had his trophy divorce him for a broke Chad lol.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

See its all about perspective. I would be pissed if I was the laywer who actually blue pilled loved the bitch but if i red pill loved her from the start i wouldnt gve a fuck.

But i wouldnt get married

[–]SalporinRP0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Money isn't as big of an issue with a guy when you can get thousands per month in alimony.

[–]AuberyBitoni6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Same...

[–]ChadTheWaiter1003 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Tis a red pilled sin to just stand there and allow that.

[–]SolarTortality0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Agreed. He’s doing his father a disservice. :(

[–]jackandjill220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Jesus.

[–]Iamuseruser 1 points [recovered]  (9 children) | Copy Link

Got any pictures of your mom, just to verify she’s a 4

[–]BluePillEltonJohn36 points37 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Seriously, we need more details

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Asking the real questions.

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Lets get to the bottom of this OP.

[–]Capt_Am10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Let's get to the bottom of this, OP.

Let's get to the bottom of THIS OP.

Commas, they make a difference..

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

If I aim for that button too much, I'm liable to fall right off my keyboard and break my poor finger.

[–]SolarTortality0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Can confirm, fuck I just did it again

Brb going to hospital

[–]USERNAME___PASSWORD1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Let’s get to the bottom of this OP’s mom.

[–]Atheist_Utopia1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

For research purposes ofcourse

[–]SolarTortality1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, nudes preferred

[–]new2019throwaway- 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy Link

Lol I tried to start a conversation about the nature of beta orbiters and all the comments are about who’s my real daddy

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

what did you expect?

[–]Endorsed Contributormonsieurhire213 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

The guy isn't orbiting. He merely has integrated lifting into his work-life and is living the dream. He would help anyone move just for the lifts XP.

[–]ac7145 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

M’lady tips furniture along entryway

[–]shitinhermouth230 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

https://youtu.be/HaGxDNWcmx4

[–]sehns48 points49 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

Maybe he's your real Daddy, OP?

[–]new2019throwaway- 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

That joke would have hurt my feeling if I didn’t look like a striking reflection of my dad . Same height and all that

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I could make the same joke about my paternal grandfather.

[–]erthian21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Post should be titled “even mom is someone’s plate” then.

[–]new2019throwaway- 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

I’m not too naive to understand my mother is a woman with needs but I know a orbiter when I see one . If orbiter was in the Dictionary it would be a picture of this guy breaking his back lifting up a couch

[–]Idris00734 points35 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Composed comeback

[–]MisunderstoodAsian23 points24 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Sometimes I thank God that I found TRP because if not, I probably would have been one of the beta orbiters you're describing at the age of 40+ lmao

[–]M_Hamza4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

LOLd hard at ur name

[–]MisunderstoodAsian1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Created it years ago, would definitely not be my first choice now

[–]NabroleonBonaparte26 points27 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Tread carefully OP

You might accidentally find out about your Mom’s carousel riding or find out she’s getting dicked while you’re away.

Maybe you should bring up a convo about blood tests and see their reaction lmao

[–]adonis_syche9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Most unsuccessful men dig up their past deeper as time goes by , to reanimate bygone relationships since they can't have any newer ones. There's a level of comfort with older partners. I am 22, and TRPd, but despite that I'd "accidentally" meet my highschool and early school's love interests. Nothing beats sex with the person whose virginity you took, but in a broader sense, I guess, nothing beats rekindled romance. There are entire genres of movies, art, books and music on this subject. From his perspective, he's itching like crazy to have somebody he always wanted to have.
i know plenty of grown up alpha dudes even, who melt for their highschool/college crushes. Something about those normative years man. I only hope I don't become all faggy ass for my teenage plates as i get older.

[–]StevieWondersHummer4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

can't fault the guy, he's just creating abundance

[–]maljo244 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

A 4 to you, a 9 to him.

[–]Aestheticcunt199612 points13 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Wtf man? Honestly, I think some people carry it too far. Since they took TRP, they construe every action a guy does related to a woman through the lens of AF/BB. How about he was just being a kind person? Which does not necessarily mean beta as many of you autists believe since taking TRP. How about he did it out of intrinsic motivation, just to be kind, doing something useful for his fellow human beings and to feel better about his existence because he made himself useful? Of course I could be wrong, but you gave us too little background and all around information to definitely sort him into the BB category. If you are as sure as you seem to be about it, at least make it as sure to us by providing substance to your conclusion before you state it.

Edit: typos

[–]DamiensLust6 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I see your point, however I assumed that there was more context OP was leaving out in order to so surely place the guy in "beta orbiter" category.

[–]Aestheticcunt19961 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Yeah as I stated, this could be the case. However: what distinguishes kindness from beta bux nice guy behaviour is the intention behind the action. If it is to please a woman with the purpose of instilling the desire to have sex sith you, then it is beta bux nice guy ass kissing behaviour, which is pretty ineffective for said purpose as we all know. Coming from a place of kindness, the actions are motivated intrinsically. To give an accurate judgement, we need to be provided with more information than the given ones in this post. And even then they are only well founded judgements, nothing more, nothing less. My criticism adresses the potential TRP-predetermined perspective of OP that I suspect. Nevertheless, some people forget that TRP encourages its followers to question it, to keep open minds and to develop it further through those open minds. They are the foundation of its development. No open minds, no progress.

[–]FalconWrite3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Willing to bet OP knows more about the whole situation here than we do from the one example he shared to describe it

[–]ac7141 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

There’s enough context here to know that he isn’t a strong friend or contender for the relationship. OP refers to him as ‘some guy’ and orbiter builds himself up as some long time friend yet it’s clear they never met before being asked to do monkey work.

Everyone should have enough going on in their lives to see this is something you pass on given the weak history. This is not something you agree to do just because it is one’s nature to be nice and caring. Clearly OP could have added more but it’s safe to infer quite a few things like orbiter and mom are single and orbiter has some form of oneitis going on.

[–]Peruaan1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This.

[–]dani0989 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dude probably dicked her down on that couch

[–]MountainEphiphany 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

Before I reply, I'll just say I don't agree on this sub's opinion on guys and girls not being able to be friends. We are friends with people because we share common interests or somehow provide a benefit to them. If a guy friend asked me, hey, can you help me move? I would say sure. If a girl friend I know asked the same thing, I would as well. These are the friends of mine I know who do the same thing if I asked them.

[–]omega_dawg933 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

dude ain't moving furniture for nothing. lol.

remember OP... "ALL women are sluts with the exception of your sister (out of ignorance) and your mom (out of respect)."

4's need dick too. the broke back furniture mover done hit dat. mom got tossed up.

[–]throwitdownman1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sounds fishy. Something about this feels odd.

[–]Melanoma_man1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

My mum is 57 false teeth alcoholic and has several beta orbiters

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Same with my mom, they'd do anything for her.

[–]NeuroMnemonic75 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So in your world the idea of an old friend wanting to help another friend out doesn't exist?... or does he do other shit that would make him an orbiter?

[–]web8564j4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Downvoted for possibly the shittest tldr I've ever seen

[–]ProFriendZoner2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes, EVERY woman has orbiters.

Something that hasn't been addressed here and i've heard it all my life is that a lot of people who lift get "their ass kicked" by "Live weight" (whatever the hell that is). Another words, normal stuff like furniture or bags of cement that have to be lifted and moved. As for me, not a lifter, yet anyways, 2 seriously f'ed up shoulders and mired in a long legal battle to get them taken care of (work related) so maybe I don't know what i'm talking about.

[–]SICFJC1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Wrong sub op

[–]NASCARnormie1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

as red pill superstar GLO would say,

only a faggot would write what you wrote and assume it's enough information to provide advice off of. Chances are your whole life runs on similar shit logic. So basically ur fucked.

[–]Aesthetic_God__0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What do you care? It's something every normal person knows.

Its not red pill knowledge that random chumps chase women with no return..its common knowledge.

[–]Iceklimber0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Askew punctuation

[–]rugged79-3 points-2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Usually if you demonstrate that your ass is grown, she'll value you advice.

Maybe if you want to lay it out for her you can give her the Red pill women version. You have to feed it to her slowly though.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Advice on what?

[–]DamiensLust2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

What are you talking about? What exactly are you proposing OP lays out for his mom & to what end?

[–]rugged793 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Shit. I misread the post.

[–]yumyumgivemesome-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This man might be your Gary.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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