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Field Report(FR) went from a friendzoned orbiter to getting her as a plate. (self.TheRedPill)

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Introduction: ( the painful part)

Ive know this one girl, Lauren, my whole life. Around middle school I fell hard for her and became a level 9000 beta orbiter, aka her personal servant.

During high school we hung out after school every day at her place. You would think that two teenagers alone would be fucking like rabbits, not for me. I would help her with her chores and homework, while fantasizing about her.

Guys from school would come over however, and Lauren would "go show them her room" while I sat and did her homework. She told me she's a good girl so I believed that they weren't fucking. God I was dumb.

The cringe gets worse, after we graduated high school, I sent her a Facebook message that sums up to "im in love with you and your a perfect woman please be with me" she never talked to me again. I was crushed.

Part 2 (the good part)

Shortly after high school I got a job in a gym. My social skills improved significantly, and i started working out with the "alpha man" of the gym, Evan.

Sortly after that I stumbled onto the red pill, actually an accident, some askreddit thread was bashing this wonderful place, so I checked it out and decied to stay a while.

After 4 years of lifting hard, surfing the red pill, and turning into a confident male, I had the ultimate test of my skill.

Part 3 ( where shit gets real )

This past Halloween, I go to a house party being thrown by an old friend from high school. I decied to go as a commando; tiger stripe camo pants, no shirt, face and body paint (black stripes) I have the body to pull it off.

I get there fashionably late, and walk through the front door. The very first person I bump into is Lauren, dressed as a sexy fireman. Her eyes are as wide a platters, the last time she saw me I was a tall scrawny twig with a high ass voice. She stumbles to get words out her mouth. "Hi mastercheifer, how you doing? ", I made eye contact, and walked away (honestly, in my mind I fell for her again, and knew anything I would have said would have been beta)

I take a few shots of fireball, hang out with some of my old friends in the kitchen. The living room is packed full of women dancing, talking, staring at their phones, very few guys. I grab another drink and go into the living room.

Im approaching every girl there, they all dig that I have the balls to rock no shirt, and soon I have a group of six girls all talking to me. I flirt hard with the less attractive ones, and flirt lightly with the two hb8's. The two hb8's get real frisky and we start taking all sorts of pictures together, dancing, and hooking up. The two hb8's are actually a lesbian couple, but they said "we can make exceptions"

Things are going great, girls are all over me, and im putting in zero work with more than half of them, im radiating confidence, and they love it. Other guys start coming in and swiping the girls who are surrounding me, which is good cause I was getting culterfobic. With the crowd now gone I now see Lauren, sitting in the corner, giving me a deathstare, while on her phone.

I go up to her and say "why are you on your phone instead of having fun?" She immediately starts telling me about all her problems and woes, so again I walk away. I go out on the back porch and smoke some weed with my high school buds.

Part 4 ( flipping the tables )

After smoking a few joints and having a great conversation with my old buddies, I go grab them all some drinks cause im a good friend. As im filling up some cups, Lauren appears at my side. She is actually asking me questions, instead of talking about herself. I maintain eye contact the whole time. I tell her if she brings these drinks to my friends outside, I'll dance with her. She agrees.

I take her to the living room and go to the back corner, I put my back on the wall, while she is grinding all over me. In my mind im in a state of disbelief, but I tell myself I cant stop now, keep escalating.

Beside us is a few couples practically fucking on the dancefloor, I grab Laurens neck and pull her close to me. With one hand on her hip I wisper into her ear "look at these couples beside us"

She starts hamstering and says "wow what sluts, they dont even care that people can see all their business". I pin her to the wall, one hand lighty but firmly around her neck, the other holding her arm. I whisper "bullshit, if a guy had the balls to fuck you on the dance floor you would dig it" she gives me those eyes and replies "do you?"

I instantly start making out with her, lighty choking her with one hand, feeling her body with the other. Her hands are all over me, and end up in my pants. After 10 minutes of hardcore hooking up she asks "i want this(while squeezing my cock), I hope you have a condom" I nod and bring her upstairs to my friends room.

As soon as I lock the door, she throw herself at me, im ripping her $10 sexy fireman costume off as fast as I can. When we both are down to our underwear the LMR starts. "I dont think Josh will want us messing up his bed" "I think im on my period" "I dont want you to think im a slut" "we've know each other for so long it doesn't feel right" ect.....

Im deflecting harder than captain America, she breaks down and starts kissing my body. She blows me for a grand total of 15 seconds before she said "im done". I say "well im not" and throw her onto the bed. Im kissing her body, playing with her breasts, fingering her, massaging her clit. My mind is going insane, and I start getting anxious, im not the biggest guy when it come to dick size, but I tell myself I might not get another chance.

We start fucking, doggystyle, im smacking her ass, pulling hair, talking dirty, fingering her ass.she's loving it, breathing hard, squirming, telling me to go faster/ slower.

After fingering her ass, its quite easy to see she loves assplay, she's going wild and moaning like a pornstar with just my thumb in her , so I tell her im gonna fuck her ass, she's estatic.

After warming her up and fucking her ass for 5 minutes, she lets out a long winded moan and tells me she cant handle much more. I pull out, take off the condom and tell her to finish me off. She gives me a blowjob 1000 times better than the half-assed one I recieved earlier, I even facefuck her a bit. She ends up swallowing.

After a fucking to remember, she wants to cuddle. I love cuddling so I agree. we talk a bit. She states that "im a completely new person" and that im confident and sexy.

I don't respond much, im in complete shock. Ive never been this sucessful before, and the red pill realllllllly fucking works. This girl who ive put on the pedestal for so long, slaved over, is now completely naked next to me. I end up passing out.

The next morning she wakes me up and is hamstering again. "Omg I cant belive I fucked you last night, I was drunk, you seduced me, im not a slut....". I got dressed and told her "your pretty good" then walked downstairs.

Some of my friends spent the night too so we all worked together to clean up. Lauren quickly left afterwards, so I explained what happened to them, then bid them goodbye. I get home and charge my phone, and there is a Facebook message. After 4 years she finally responed to that message.it said "We should hang out soon"

So I have plans to see her tonight and "watch" the walking dead.

Guys I may be tall and strong, but im still a massive nerd. I dont spin plates that often, and I dont party much. But I took a chance when i saw an opening.

LIFT GUYS LIFT!!!!


[–]foldpak111 302 points303 points  (26 children)

"im in love with you and your a perfect woman please be with me"

Please don't bring back the nightmares lol

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      [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

      You've reminded me that I need to get back my BruceWayne-discipline for working out. I've lost 25lbs in the last few months, but now it's time to put them back on properly.

      [–]foldpak111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Get back in the funk. The mindset you cultivate from constantly hammering yourself is amazing. I'd say the best part of it is knowing you can pick up girls like they're nothing, save someone's life, and hold your own in a fight.

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        [–]FrenchMaybe[🍰] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

        But.. but.. it always worked in the movies!! /s/

        [–]Senior ContributorSkorchZang 13 points14 points  (3 children)

        That "you're pretty good" line that you threw in her lap the morning after was an epic response to hamster denial, you redeemed yourself in the eyes of your great ancestors there. The sappy shit is still on Facebook somewhere, but it's no longer yours.

        And the FR read like RedPill fantasy porn, which is a good fucking thing.

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Omg you don't even know how beta I was. I once chased this girl around in the middle of the hall after school asking her what i did wrong. she asked some guy to beat me up.

        I mean... I would take my head, and a bat, and just whack away.

        [–]TheButtiestMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Hold frame, my friend. Hold frame.

        [–]Schrodingersdawg 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Fuck, this hurt even worse because my big 5-year oneitis through middle and high school was also named Lauren.

        Props to you, OP. Props to you.

        [–]Stormhammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Ugh, same here. I recently went back through my old livejournal and xanga stuff when I was into it

        Goddamn I should have been emo

        [–]JealCo2014 34 points35 points  (1 child)

        That line needs a trigger warning.

        [–]Bisuboy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

        That line is literally rape

        [–]johngalt1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        My sentiment also. Even now I cringe at my former days with a crush of mine.

        [–]TRP Vanguard: "Dark Triad Expert"IllimitableMan 129 points130 points  (16 children)

        Well done man. But don't let your old oneitis for this girl make you beta again and cause you to relapse. You play with fire when you start hooking up with a girl from your beta days. A part of you, that weak, pre-alpha part of you, still loves her and wants to have its happy ever after ending with her. She's not the one and you have to fight yourself on that every time you hook up/do shit with her. Whatever you do, do not make this chick your girlfriend if you don't want to psychologically relapse all the gains you've made.

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          [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

          Would be curious to hear how things go. Mad props on your transformation bro.

          [–]copralalic 45 points46 points  (4 children)

          She will try to break you, way more than she would ever try a stranger. She knows you are an internal beta, or at least were one, so unless your game is level 9000 (see what I did there?) then this is not going to work.

          Do not girlfriend this chick, ever. Big trouble there.

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            [–]Endorsed ContributorRedPillDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Sounds like you're in a good place. Great revenge story, but a plate at best. You already know what a cunt she can be.

            [–]jolly--roger 13 points14 points  (1 child)

            spot on. oneitis/gf territory is a treacherous one, always have a jetpack ready to leave it.

            [–]TRP Vanguard: "Dark Triad Expert"IllimitableMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            always have a jetpack ready to leave it.

            I love this, it's so elegant.

            [–]ilphae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Amazing advice. This took me years to break. Never go back - ever.

            [–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman 43 points44 points  (1 child)

            The two hb8's are actually a lesbian couple, but they said "we can make exceptions"

            Ahem.

            [–]oholandesvoador 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Whoa, finally some content from FunnyJunk here! God bless the magnificient admin!1

            [–]throwdownshowdownman 41 points42 points  (6 children)

            Im deflecting harder than captain America

            Haha, good one. Tho how does one deflect those things?

            "I think im on my period" "I dont want you to think im a slut" "we've know each other for so long it doesn't feel right"

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              [–]topspeedj 57 points58 points  (0 children)

              Her: "what do you mean?"

              Me: "whens my birthday"

              Her: long silence.

              I swear this is like a universal trick that any orbiter in any situation can pull out of his sleeve. Even my ex forgot my birth date once or twice when asked.

              [–]booyah2 85 points86 points  (0 children)

              That's like the matrix dodging bullets shit

              [–]Kiwikeeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Woah, nice job mate, well played. Extremely well played

              [–]Newbosterone 132 points133 points  (8 children)

              I go up to her and say "why are you on your phone instead of having fun?" She immediately starts telling me about all her problems and woes, so again I walk away.

              She tried to put you back in the orbital role. You handled that well. Falling back on comfortable habits is a sure way to self sabotage.

              [–]copralalic 33 points34 points  (4 children)

              Incidentally if a woman pulls out her phone at a bar or party she will be very receptive to approach. It's a rule of thumb that has always served me well... I don't even count it as a cold approach at that point.

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                [–]copralalic 24 points25 points  (0 children)

                She's bored. Women hate to be bored. Plus, no one is paying attention to her, so she's not being validated, so she's starting to wonder why she's not getting any attention.

                EXCEPTION: sometimes they are on their phones because they are being bitchy and superior... you'll realize it almost instantly, though, as soon as you say two words to her. This is the exception, though, and not the rule.

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                  [–]Seishuu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Just so I understand properly how this went, did you just walk away without saying anything?

                  [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (21 children)

                  Fuck the rest of this. How did you manage to find a Halloween party with mostly girls?

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                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    Golden.

                    You're in college, right? Your friend obviously invited you to this one, but have you ever walked into a house party uninvited and knowing no one?

                    [–]KhalmiNatty 9 points10 points  (16 children)

                    By seeing girls as people, not things to stick your dick in. I used to see girls as a means to an end instead of treating them like people...

                    I made a whole lot of girl friends with the sole intention of just making friends. As a direct side effect of that, I've been to parties where I actually have to invite a bunch of dude friends to help even out the ratio and get some testosterone in the place. Plus, if those girls approve of you, they'll hook you up with their friends. I've been laid countless times as a result of that.

                    [–]curry_in_a_hurry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Yep. Its all about trying to get as many connections as possible

                    [–]copralalic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Get involved with anything wine-related. Women love that shit.

                    Also, have a steady source of available guy friends, chicks dig that too.

                    Source: my buddy who has tons of women at his parties.

                    [–]R4F1 20 points21 points  (1 child)

                    That's a true success story. Except the last part; you need to be careful. Having just immersed myself into TRP quite recently, if there's anything I get from its that there are certain women who are just feeders. You were in the friendzone for so long, and now that you're alpha she wants you. But if you're truly on the TRP, you'll realize she isn't worthy of being anything more than a plate. If instead of buff and ripped, you became filthy loaded instead. I would say the same thing, she just wants to feed off you like she would any Beta bux. Pump her and dump her. She'll feel what you felt when you were young. Lose sight of her true nature, and you'll just be used again.

                    [–]reddiforlove 58 points59 points  (4 children)

                    You literally went from the ultimate beta blue pill (Doing a slut's homework while she fucks other guys down the hall has got to be some kind of record) to the ultimate warrior.

                    Congrats on your monumental transformation and your complete success the other night, sounds like it was well deserved.

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                      [–]JesusFuckILoveAnal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      If you want to have a therapeutic experience fuck a DIFFERENT girl at the next party you're both at. You need to do this for yourself.

                      [–]nothere_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      lmao being a blue pill is suffering enough idt it's wise to give them a reward (which they can see it as one)

                      [–]Batemanx 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                      This is inspirational to a newbie thank you.

                      [–]GIGANTIC_NIGGER_DICK 102 points103 points  (6 children)

                      You're an inspiration. Damn good work son.

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                          [–]brotherjustincrowe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                          Aw man, now I want someone to credit me with something when he's the one they should be thanking.

                          Just so I can tell them "Don't thank me, thank GIGANTIC_NIGGER_DICK."

                          [–]Moolg86 33 points34 points  (1 child)

                          Deflecting harder than captain america. +1

                          [–]ThatKassiusGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                          I chuckled at that line too.

                          [–]achtung_b4by 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                          This reads like a porno. Congrats though.

                          [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                          It's obviously embellished but we'll allow it.

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                          [–]FaithfulJinn 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                          More girls than you think are down with the anal play.

                          I'm very aggressive/dominant when I'm fucking because I lost my virginity to a nympho who loved to be slapped and choked and have her hair pulled. I feel like more girls than not are down to get fucked in the ass if they like the guy enough. Especially if it's a one night stand jesus.

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                            [–]Smekiz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                            Honestly, that reply just made it seem like it happened even less

                            [–]my-redpillthrowaway 10 points11 points  (3 children)

                            First I had my doubts now I am 100% certain this post was just a fantasy. Seriously, anal sex is not supposed to be that easy. "Her asshole looked like she plays with it regularly" lol

                            [–]Split2nd 52 points53 points  (16 children)

                            Good job ass fucking the slut who friend zoned you. Keep us updated with how this plate spins please.

                            Don't ever let your RP guard down, never. She's not the girl you think she is she's probably blown and taking a dozen dicks in the ass.. It's just your cock she's ready to ride next.

                            [–]KhalmiNatty 28 points29 points  (5 children)

                            lol. OP got "friend zoned" because he was boring as fuck in high school. Now, OP is well built guy who has confidence. Surprise! Girls want to sleep with him now. It's nothing new. Plus, who wants to fuck the boring, scrawny, and nerdy kid? I don't want to fuck boring, out of shape nerdy girls- I can't blame the girl. She didn't owe him anything just because he listened to her boy problems and did her homework.

                            she's probably blown and taking a dozen dicks in the ass

                            Dude would be putting the pussy on a pedestal if he thinks she hasn't done that before. It sounds like he's definitely done it before. Why should she be any different?

                            A funny exchange I read on reddit a while ago went like this: "Do you think I'm a slut because I slept with you on the first date?" "Even if I did, I'd be a hypocrite because I slept with you on the first date, too."

                            I think that a whole lot of this TRP angst would vanish if y'all could get some fucking perspective.

                            [–]ilphae 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                            I think your analysis is partly correct about the perspective. You are approaching the scenario as if the man and woman have the same expectations of each other.

                            Unfortunately, this is not how humans operate. Men are physical and women are emotional.

                            Example: My co-worker was furious at her boyfriend for "cheating on her." She explained that he had been chatting online with another woman, yet they live in different countries and have never met in-person. She was truly upset at the thought of him having feelings for another woman. Meanwhile, I know she has had several one night fucks. When I questioned her on it, she said, "that doesn't count as cheating because there was no emotional connection." I can promise you, that if her boyfriend knew she was sleeping around, he would be hurt in a similar way as her fears of his emotional connection.

                            Men and women have different core needs and desires.

                            It doesn't matter that HE has been other fucking chicks on the way. Women gladly accept this in a partner, they seek it.

                            On the flip, a man should never date a woman like that. We seek trust and loyalty in a partner. Once you get over that internal battle, there is no angst, it's just the way things are.

                            On top of all that, throw in the factor that as men age, they increase in status. As women age, they decrease in status. There is no way around it.

                            It's like, evolution dude.

                            [–]KhalmiNatty 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                            I agree with you on your second to last paragraph, but that's about it.

                            It doesn't sound like they are in a healthy relationship. They're both shitty people and it sounds like they deserve each other. To use them as an example of "how humans operate" is tbf, bullshit.

                            Women don't seek partners who fuck other girls. Yes, they want guys who have the ability to fuck other girls. Why? Because those guys are usually good looking dudes who are outgoing. Who wouldn't want to lock that down? It's the same reason guys want to lock down fun and hot girls.

                            Both men and women seek loyalty and trust in a partner, unless previously agreed upon.

                            Chalking the whole thing up to "it's like, evolution dude." is why I disagree with the entire red pill mentality. That seems a bit of a cop out to me and it's absolving yourself of personal responsibility when it comes to interpersonal relationships.

                            [–]PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            Truth. I appreciate this comment greatly, as I see its type somewhat rarely here. (though I'm here only when it's on fp)

                            [–]fetusovaries 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                            Tldr; you turned into Naked Snake

                            "You're pretty good"

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                              [–]teniaava 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                              Ok its official, you're amazing. Big MGS fan. Nice thread bro, shit is inspiring.

                              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                              After 4 years she finally responed to that message.it said "We should hang out soon"

                              Sounds more like you responded to that message

                              [–]Xkirbyx 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                              I feel like I need to fly to where ever you live brofive you and take to get drunk!! Tab on me of course. Congrats bro

                              [–]flexiblehold 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                              OP, you meant [WP], not [FR]. Would have made a great letter to Penthouse Forum in 1993.

                              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                              I don't want you to think I'm a slut.

                              How many guys did she bang while you were in the next room doing her homework? What would have happened if you would have laughed and said "I already do"? Because that's exactly what I would have done.

                              [–]gotsickfromweed 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                              RP hasn't even been around for 4 years

                              [–]buttlooker420 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                              Um this is a 100% true story stop bringing facts into it.

                              [–]gotsickfromweed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              Gotta get used to the fact that a LOT of these stories are exaggerated or bullshit

                              ah well

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                              [–]CDBaller 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                              dat adamantium shield tho...

                              pushes up nerdy glasses and says in nasally voice

                              "It's vibranium, heh, heh."

                              [–]spoetnick 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                              Good read. Thanks for sharing!

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                                  [–]stininja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVQtF9Q4920

                                  This. You need to fuck with your muscles.

                                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  This reeks of r/thathappened, sorry mate. Congrats on getting ripped but this story is unbelieveable.

                                  [–]Deaddpooll 28 points29 points  (17 children)

                                  For the love of all that is holy, plzz don't tell me you guys actually believed this shit.

                                  [–]Smekiz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                                  thank you, i was actually starting to get worried for this sub.

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                                    [–]MakeTheSexyTalk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                    That would make for an epic update.

                                    [–]Deaddpooll 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                                    "The two hb8's get real frisky and we start taking all sorts of pictures together, dancing, and hooking up. The two hb8's are actually a lesbian couple, but they said "we can make exceptions"

                                    Ohhh that's fucking hilarious.

                                    [–]Boraat 14 points15 points  (3 children)

                                    After fingering her ass, its quite easy to see she loves assplay, she's going wild and moaning like a pornstar with just my thumb in her , so I tell her im gonna fuck her ass, she's estatic.

                                    After warming her up and fucking her ass for 5 minutes, she lets out a long winded moan and tells me she cant handle much more. I pull out, take off the condom and tell her to finish me off. She gives me a blowjob 1000 times better than the half-assed one I recieved earlier, I even facefuck her a bit. She ends up swallowing.

                                    The girl you had sex for the first time with took it in the ass and swallowed your jizz?Holy king alpha!

                                    Plz teach me your ways sire! You must look like Hercules,otherwise a girl giving up her ass in the first sexual encounter is quite rare.Your giant dick didn't wreck her pretty asshole?What if she feels loose the next time?

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                                      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                      OP's post isn't unbelievable at all....I mean I get the skepticisim towards some of the other bullshit around here but this post wasn't ridiculous or over the top by any means.

                                      [–]FaithfulJinn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                      I was thinking the same thing as I read the story but then I came across

                                      I take a few shots of fireball

                                      And it made it really believable for me

                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      What's not to believe? I've had nights like this (sans the oneitis) even in my blue pill days. You kind of drink a bit to much, over-exhude confidence in your half inebriated state, and shit happens... threesomes, dance floor fucks, whatever. Halloween parties are a particularly fruitful time due to everyone already being dressed up as sluts and playing the part.

                                      One of the purposes of this sub is to understand WHY this happens and build your confidence/persona so that you can make it happen on purpose rather than bumble into it.

                                      But I dont find anything in this story as unbelievable. If you do, then you really haven't been to many crazy parties, or if you've been there you haven't BEEN there (like that saying, "if you remember the 60's then you weren't there").

                                      [–]rebarooo 5 points6 points  (6 children)

                                      Her sexy fireman costume was definitely closer to $50, but you're right, cheap as FUCK material. Being a girl rocks.

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                                        [–]rebarooo 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                                        hahahahahaha you guys actually sort of hate me

                                        [–]rebarooo 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                                        But I'm a red pill bitch so obviously you would

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                                            [–]Verlier 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                            This is where we should be dancing around a fire thanking the god of lifting, nice bro, nice.

                                            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                            There's a difference between knowing what to do and having the balls to do it, so well done, sir. However, you know you're taking the risk of having a false-rape accusation slammed in your ass, despite your high SMV; how does one possibly deal with it, and even avoid it?

                                            [–]Fir3start3r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            4 years?
                                            Worth every god-damn second.
                                            Props to you my man.
                                            I can't wait for this happen to me!

                                            [–]dmdmtrees 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                            Difficult question but do you think you would have been able to do this without smoking and drinking? As someone who doesn't drink I'm curious as to whether you not drinking would have allowed you to take those bold risks, and whether she would have been down for you if she hadn't either. Either way good fucking work man and good luck tonight.

                                            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            Bro did you post your costume on fit

                                            also

                                            You're pretty good

                                            l m a o

                                            [–]Hudoneit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            That introduction was almost physically painful to read but a great ending. She is def not LTR material

                                            [–]420bangkok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            Nice. Wanna be a real boss tho? Don't see her again - stand her up tonight - trust me - in the long term - it's the best thing you could do mate.

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                                            [–]TomHicks 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                            Sortly after that I stumbled onto the red pill, actually an accident, some askreddit thread was bashing this wonderful place, so I checked it out and decied to stay a while. After 4 years of lifting hard, surfing the red pill, and turning into a confident male, I had the ultimate test of my skill.

                                            This subreddit has existed for 2 years.

                                            Source: Sidebar.

                                            [–]Senior Contributorcocaine_face 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            The impression I got was that he lifted for 4 years, and at some point during that four years, read the redpill.

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                                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                                            A great story that eases the hangover just a bit. I'm currently at the stage where if she started saying "I'm done. I can't. I can't do this" i'd freeze up, probably get dressed & leave.

                                            [–]KingHavana 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                                            I'm interested in how you ended up improving your social skills significantly. Just having a job where you have to talk to people doesn't seem to help in my case.

                                            [–]Endorsed ContributorBluepillProfessor 1 point2 points  (14 children)

                                            Good Lord, I am heading to the gym right now. Good show.

                                            Assume the close- it's what she wanted all along. I also think what they really want you to do is assfuck them. Why else would they act that way?

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                                              [–]KhalmiNatty 1 point2 points  (12 children)

                                              I'll tell you what I told other people in this thread: girls are no different than you or I, man. After one drink, I start to get horny AF.

                                              You didn't fuck this girl because you "swallowed the red pill" or anything corny like this. You fucked her because you're no longer the boring scrawny nerd who listens to her problems. You're a fun, charismatic, well built dude who exudes confidence.

                                              Do you want to fuck boring and unattractive girls? I sure don't. This girl didn't want to fuck a boring and unattractive guy in high school. Can you blame her?

                                              [–]Ochreata 2 points3 points  (6 children)

                                              You didn't fuck this girl because you "swallowed the red pill" or anything corny like this. You fucked her because you're no longer the boring scrawny nerd who listens to her problems. You're a fun, charismatic, well built dude who exudes confidence.

                                              True, but would he have become that person with having swallowed the red pill?

                                              [–]Dravous 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                                              for not fucking him in high school? no. for taking advantage of his feelings for her own personal gain with no intention of reciprocating while not even having the goddamn human decency to not fuck other guys while she was doing it? yes.

                                              [–]KhalmiNatty 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                                              He didn't even profess his love until after high school. He threw himself at her and didn't have the balls to sever ties when it wasn't going to work out. Again, she didn't owe him anything. He was doing her homework of his own volition. You don't collect nice tokens hoping to one day nice tokens and then one day get to trade them in for sex. As far as we know, there was never any "do my homework and I will ride you like the stallion you're not" talks.

                                              [–]Long_dan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                                              You lift and now you have balls as big as tractor tires!!!! How do you walk?

                                              Beginning -"she never talked to me again" - end.

                                              [–]ShagggyDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                              Part one almost made me cry.

                                              [–]foxevv 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                                              Fantastic story, what a win! /u/changetip 500 bits

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                                              [–]sevensidedsilver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                              Great story dude. Makes me wish I had put a little more thought into my Halloween costume ha. I'll have to try out commando mode next year

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                                                [–]mrheh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                                Well done Sir, well fucking done, respect.

                                                [–]Overzealous_BlackGuy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                                                Sometimes you can tell if your fucking from the start. You knew it all along thats why you performed so well.

                                                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                                This is a great story dude,good shit. I had something fairly similar happen to me way back, but the sex was shit, and I just completely blew her off afterwards and would occasionally talk to her. Feels good to have those pants back on.

                                                [–]ruboski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                                Deflecting the shit tests is one of the hardest things, good on you man!

                                                [–]should_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                                Made this my homepage.

                                                Onwards to lifting and great revenge for my former self.

                                                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                                LIFT GUYS LIFT!!!!

                                                that is step 1 right?

                                                hey keep us posted

                                                [–]decoydevo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                                been away from the gym for a while and have only have bad occurences with girls recently. glad i read this. I too was head over heels for a girl named lauren all through out highschool, but luckily I got the girl before grad... thanks for posting this!

                                                [–]Heave 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                                                Read the whole thing, amazing transformation, just curious as to what is your total body fat %.

                                                [–]jnsauter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                                Im deflecting harder than captain America

                                                LMAO.

                                                YES.

                                                TOO GOOD.

                                                Made my night. Best line I've read in weeks.

                                                Get it Gurl.

                                                [–]YaBoiTibzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                                Man. This post has finally inspired me.... I know that I need to start a serious lifting regimen. Props to you. I've been too lazy to start lifting myself. I should have known better.

                                                [–]huoyuanjiaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                                Damn I would of fucked her and called her out on it but I guess I'm more vengeful.

                                                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                                congratz, your thread is the only time the word "culterfobic" appears on the internet.

                                                [–]Hokuto199x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                                Good for you. The girls I used to fantasize about in high school are now for the most part gross. I just say "such a pity" because they squandered their best asset.

                                                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                                Man. Posts like this are why this subreddit is awesome.

                                                [–]SassyTheKid 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                                                When she said "I'm done. " was there any part of you the felt like consent was retracted and that proceeding further would very likely constitute sexual assault? I mean, all in all, it sounds like you've made some super changes in your life and that you are going for the things you want. That's great! However, just taking it could very well land you in jail for a number of years.

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                                                [–]bobby3eb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                                Couldnt access it on this app got it on web tho thx

                                                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                                .... Good fucking shit right here

                                                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                                good work. i aspire to do what you did in the near future, when I'm more confident in my body. i give you much props for doing what you did

                                                [–]betaturningalpha 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                                                Damn this story gives me so much motivation. Right now, in my life, I'm only at part 2. Still really new to all this red pill stuff. Keep spinning those plates bro

                                                [–]the_optiomal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                                :) congratulations! its like a revenge of the nerds story

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