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Once I had been introduced to a group and a huge chick sat next to me. Next thing I know is she started talking to me and showed hugely obvious IOIs, tried to seclude me by taking me to the bus for next city, and openly told me she digs me while trying to touch my dick. I tried to avoid but the whale was pretty fast. Tried to convince me into starting something with her and I said I have a girlfriend while I was single. Scary shit man. Dodged that bullet, close call.

Another time a fat chick destroyed my chances to lay an hb9 who I was getting pretty intimate with, by telling her she likes me and of course.. Girl code. BFFE code. I had to avoid them altogether as every time I tried to seclude the woman the fat chick was already there, never leaving her alone. Hb even told me she wants to fuck me hard but her friend wanna join. Outta there asap don't want an ass the size of an elephant on my face.

Whales don't know when to stop. Are they just needy/haven't been fucked in a long time/or just horny and aggressive due to lack of self esteem from childhood?


[–]1DullIntroduction205 points206 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

It's a mix of being horny and desperate coupled with a pussy pass.

[–]Aesthetic_God__[S] 61 points62 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

This is scary man. Makes me wanna hang a label around my waist to the dick "No whales allowed".

[–]1DullIntroduction92 points93 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

That's misogyinistic and fatphobic.

[–]ReasonablyGoodMexica70 points71 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You are mistaken, that's whalephobic and an insult to actual whales.

[–]RedKepler7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Cetaceans are an endangered species.

[–]krusecontrol9110 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

We will leave them all for you then? What's your number? I'll forward them all to you if that's your thing.

[–]krusecontrol911 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

/s for the record

[–]slap2butts0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

😂😂 lol no

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol get that tattooed

[–]vegeta_bless225 points226 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

There was a fat chick that made her way into our college social group through female friends and we would literally call her drunk self Randy the Rapist for this exact same shit. Everyone got scared when Randy came out to play.

[–]Aesthetic_God__[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Funniest comment I've ever seen. Give this man a badge.

[–]Alexlax1114 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Take my upvote friend

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

lol yeah I was sexually assaulted by a fat bitch whilst too drunk to function: she then blasted me on social media to widespread support

Lessons learned:

  • don't trust anyone except your closest friends

  • don't drink to excess

  • social media is populated by blueper fucktards

imo, fat bitches think they have the physical power of men, coupled with the lack of accountability of bitches. they're fed platitudes like

big is beautiful! Body acceptance! You ain't fat, you thiccc

As often as they care to seek them out. As always, feels > reals.

Fat bitches are a special type of cancerous, and should be avoided as such.

[–]communistcontrolact26 points27 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Lol I got kinda heated reading your comment

  1. What did she blast you for?

  2. And did you blast her back?

Bitches be crazy

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Basically one of my boys walked in on it happening and chased the sow off as he immediately realized I was out cold (she was blowing me in an attempt to get my decidedly limp dick to play ball. There's a good boy.)

She freaked out and posted a thinly veiled tyrade ranting about how pathetic guys are that are actually super attracted to her but won't admit it. I didn't bite back because I didn't have anything to gain from doing so, she did link my name in a comment but removed it after my boy called her out. She then deleted everything immediately.

I'm just glad I don't remember that shit lmao she was a farm beast

[–]DevilSweets1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Well that pissed me off severely.

I hope she rots.

[–]trusttheprocess92317 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I will say I hate the double standard of how fat dudes get called creepy and all kinds of other shit by people, yet fat whales get empowered by other women and betas.

[–]0newinged6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I keep loving the word thicc. It's spoken the same as the word "dik" in my language. It means fat.

[–]bittr_n_swt53 points54 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Whales are jealous and desperate

[–]Plasticannihilation40 points41 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Dick scarcity. You have come in their orbit and now must be smashed. Or something.

[–]JonnyBigBoss22 points23 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

The gravity of such a situation is immense.

[–]Yashugan001 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

i need bodily attraction to smash

[–]DevilSweets0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Get physically strong to fight back if they refuse to quit their physical touching.

Don't drink nor accept any drinks while in their vicinity.

[–]XT3M328 points29 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

with dating being what it is today. its her low self esteem being mixed with the validation all women get from online dating/social media.

she finally feels like shes entitled to any man she wants and no is no longer in her vocabulary. you rejecting her makes her work harder to get your interest ( this is where the low self esteem kicks in) untill the point where shes literally grabbing your dick out of complete desperation. this is a trait with most low self esteem girls but moreso the whales.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten23 points24 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Whales subconsciously know they are dumpster SMV so they flip the game and will open you, be aggressive, and try to close. They target drunk and desperate dudes.

I love a good dive bar but that's where they lurk. They are also trash at taking NO for an answer so I usually have to be mean to get the message across. I usually make a nickname like Bride Of Shrek that leaves no room for error and they fuck off.

[–]Protocol_Apollo10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

“Bride of shrek” 🤣

[–]Chadster1134 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol. would love to hear your "experiences"...

[–]Opioidus4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Even worse than fatties are the chubby chasers. Honestly I'd rather fuck an ugly girl or an old cougar than a fatty, nothing turns me off like fat.

[–]Protocol_Apollo2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

For me, a fatty instantly becomes ugly- it’s quite rare to find a fatty with a good face, similar thing with cougars but obviously it depends on how old they are and how they take care of themselves.

Some 30/35 year old women look hotter than 20-23 year old women especially if they are gym rats

[–]Stupyyy27 points28 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

They are literally same like a nice guy.

[–]Immuchtooawesome11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I think I heard it best described as the juggernaut effect.

Fat women get lots of attention from men who view them as easier targets. This ups their self-esteem and causes them to be more aggressive.

[–]SwoleyMoleyFrijoley17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

It's the female equivalent of commenting on an IG thots "Nice ass I'd love to hit that" and actually thinking that'll get them laid. It's a hail Mary. It's a "Maybe if the planets align and they're desperately horny RIGHT NOW I can get a shot"

The higher your SMV is above a chick, the more they'll throw themselves at you. To a point. If they are too far below you they know they're invisible. You're experiencing the disgust that a HB10 feels when a homeless guy hits on her.

If you're a 10, the fatties would know they have no shot. Therefore, work on yourself and raise your SMV so that the 5-6's throw themselves at you for a slumpbuster.

[–]Aesthetic_God__[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

These events happened a long time ago, now I don't face any kind of problem with them.

[–]Endorsed ContributorUEMcGill27 points28 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Fat girls should be developed as the male equivalent of Beta Orbiter. Get her to do your laundry, and cook for you. Or watch your dog while you weekend away with her best friend. Don't think of them as a challenge, but as another resource you can get to help you fuck other girls.

[–]furoshus14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I've done this. Solid advice.

[–]2stoned0jaguar9tre7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

My frat had one that we called the "(our frat nickname) raper". She did similiar things to many our frat bros when they were faded.

[–]Aesthetic_God__[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Actually all the comments where fat chicks rape drunk dudes make me sad. Damn it.

[–]rambler4296 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Homely, horny women act a lot like thirsty dudes.

[–]TRP VanguardWhisper5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Never let the girls decide who you're going home with.

[–]SomeRandomDuud88816 points17 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Bro I didn’t read anything because I’m not on my ADHD meds, but I also got raped one time by a fat ugly bitch. They are superficial like most bitches but also so insecure and annoying and ugly and fat. She kissed me and I couldn’t reject it cause she was sitting on me. She opened my pants and wanted to give me a blowjob. I immediatly pushed her off me. This happened in a houseparty. Like If she atleast was not fat I would accept the blowjob. But I don’t want to be the guy who got sucked by a whale.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That is sexual assault. Men have lost everything for less. Sorry that happened to you, bro.

[–]umizumiz12 points13 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I was told I would have to leave and sleep in my car(middle of winter) if I didn't fuck the fat bitch whose parents owned the house.

I got that shit over with as fast as I could lol

[–]SomeRandomDuud88814 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Damnnn respect bro, I can’t imagine the pain you’ve suffered.

[–]NeedRealityShock2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

wtf

story?

[–]umizumiz3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Had a few people over to drink at a female friends' house. Had known this fat chick for years, probably 5 total at that point. Well, night is coming to a close and I'm kicking it with her on her "wing" of the house(little add-on) and next thing I know it's just me and her.

"No problem," I think to myself. "Crashed here a hundred times before."

Never alone, apparently. Within minutes of the realization that we were alone, she made her move.

"Y'know umizumiz, I don't think you should stay here tonight. I have a boyfriend(true)." She drunkenly tries to make some "innocent" face, but the round cheeks made it hard for me tell for sure.

"No problem," I think to myself. "I've slept here a hundred times before."

"Ok, Chubby Chick. I'll just go sleep in the living room so everybody is comfortable, it's the middle of winter outside and you know I am homeless at this point."

She smiles... "No, I think you should go. Unless you want to fuck me. But if you're not going to fuck me, you need to leave."

Well, guys... It was cold outside. I only had an old Oldsmobile to sleep in, and I was unprepared for that. I would have found somewhere else to stay had I known this would happen.

Needless to say, after some hemming and hawing... I did it. Quickly. It stank like armpits, it was either extremely sweaty or extremely wet, it queefed almost the entire time, and I just tried to close my eyes and pretend I wasn't in this situation.

Took about ten minutes.

Sad thing is, I didn't learn my lesson. A few weeks later, still winter, the same thing happened again. I had never had this problem with her. I cut her off completely, no clue what she is doing now but damnit if she had no fear about extorting some much higher SMV dick...

Not proud of it at all, it was honestly a terrible experience. Gives me shudders and goosebumps just thinking about it. I have NEVER placed a female, friend or not, in a situation like that and it's crazy to me to think that some people have no problems with coercing sex with an obviously and vocally unwilling participant.

[–]Protocol_Apollo7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You should have gone for the HB9 anyway.

Then the HB9 will just say “yeh I didn’t try/want to make a move on him, but he made it on me”

Don’t think that girls truly have morals/girl code, if they can get away it, they’ll do it - even more so in this scenario

[–]Aesthetic_God__[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Right, I let this one slip but it was a long long time ago. Only nice fat chick I met was a girl at my 21s,very friendly and not envious or using that "not fat I'm thick" shit.

A kind soul.

[–]olinvomibo1234 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You almost got raped, and fatty amy schumer actually raped a drunk guy, no outrage though.

[–]fender187810 points11 points  (23 children) | Copy Link

Man, I’ve been dealing with this issue for months now. Fat chick neighbor declared dibs on me which killed my chances with her hot friend (also one of our neighbors) because girl code. Even though me and hot chick are a ridiculous match.

[–]SuperCrazy0736 points37 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Bullshit. There is no “girl code”

If the hottie wanted to fuck you, she would.

[–]fender187812 points13 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

I already fucked her and it was an amazing night. There absolutely is a “girl code” for girls who have a soul.

I know we all like to believe all woman are evil and angry. When you grow up and enter the real world, you’ll realize that isn’t always the case.

[–]iwanttoracecars4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Can vouch, I've met a few unicorns.. then I was too mean lol

[–]Opioidus0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy Link

It was most likely only amazing for you, no such thing as a girl code, and stop strawmaning, women don't have to be evil to prefer the arms of an alpha Male to the whims of their fellow chickens.

[–]fender18782 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Lol you’re ridiculous. Way more to the story than you know. Amazing for both of us. I’m a firefighter here in California — my arms are plenty alpha 😂

[–]VaN__Darkholme2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Stay safe, man. Those fires are crazy

[–]Opioidus1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Whatever makes you feel better buddy.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMetalgear2220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Especially a fat one at that

[–]Protocol_Apollo11 points12 points  (14 children) | Copy Link

Go for the hot girl regardless, you have plausible deniability for her.

“I didn’t want to go for him, but he made the move on me!”

[–]fender18782 points3 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

We already hooked up then she had buyers remorse. We still talk all the time. I posted a giant write up a few months ago.

[–]Endorsed ContributorUEMcGill7 points8 points  (11 children) | Copy Link

Then it's not the fat chick.

[–]fender18780 points1 point  (10 children) | Copy Link

It’s definitely the fat chick. I don’t have time to rehash the entire saga. There’s about a million IOI’s but the fat chick is actually a very vengeful person and both girls work with each other in a field where that can be problematic. I wish it was as simple as the HS or college chicks most people on here have issues with.

[–]StellarMemez5 points6 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

wives will cheat on husbands, but this hottie was worried about some fat bitch?

[–]fender18783 points4 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

You don’t think there’s about 1000 different variables for why people cheat? Are you that simplistic of a thinker?

[–]StellarMemez-1 points0 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

No I don't, because I read the sidebar.

[–]fender18780 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy Link

Yikes if you’re too dense to realize the sidebar isn’t a bible. It’s meant mainly for autists who need a step by step...oh wait...now I understand.

[–]StellarMemez-1 points0 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

you think you're some kind of intellectual because you need to come up with 1000 excuses a girl isn't into you? It's pointless.

[–]sir_shitfuck1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

A giant write up about a woman?
Heh

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I am fucking annoyed by fat women, they must learn mind their own business and learn to not violate someone's personal space. Next time tell them that you call the police and before that record her because if she is going to insult you as 'crazy' you can imprison her for insulting you. Or simply clear out to her to back off and leave your space. Notify her you have an important urgent job to do such as reading articles to be educated and that you are occupied. We are at crisis no excuse is included to be fat. we should actually be FAR LESS fat due to shortage of money but tsk tsk tsk this nation never learns, waifs of their reckless emotions, fake-outrage and fake-frustration dumbasses.

[–]Mr_Mandingo930 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

english mothafucka. do you speak it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

What do I speak, Chinglish?

[–]nhomewarrior1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Childish, more like.

[–]BoredOverlord1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahaha dudes often like to say they "pretty much got molested" by a fat chick, "practically got raped" "came onto them super strong" something like that when half the time they really just regret their hookup and don't want to assume responsibility. But yeah legit sexually aggressive fat chicks with no chill can happen too

[–]SimplyFishOil1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fat chicks learn that they can't get by like regular girls, so they try being dominant and that usually works for beta males

[–]BurnoutRS1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fat women have to employ masculine mating strategies to compensate for their unnatractiveness. Typically its the man who approaches, but when you're such a hambeast that no one approaches, but you feel approachable because of your social media validation.

Some guys will fuck a fat chick willingly, others need a bit of coercion. The hambeast browbeats a beta into fucking her and then the relationship continues. she runs his ass, he gets disgusting pussy every so often and compared to the state he was in before, which was perpetually wondering how to get laid... now he doesnt have to think about getting laid anymore. Why would he want to think about it? It involves a disgusting fat bitch

[–]BusterVadge1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm unusually tall and lean. A magnet for fat chicks. You just have to get really good at saying no, and sometimes just being an asshole to get them out of your hair. Problem with that is it also lowers your value in a group.

[–]MurkyArtichoke 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

Another time a fat chick destroyed my chances to lay an hb9 who I was getting pretty intimate with, by telling her she likes me and of course.. Girl code. BFFE code

This is very common for fat chicks/unattractive chicks. I've seen that shit happen many times. They don't get any attention from guys, but their hot friends do, and they can't handle the jealousy. If they are not getting any, they don't want their hot friends to get some either. Because of this, they start to create a scene to get attention, or they do everything in their power to ruin potential lays for their friends, so they don't feel so alone when they go home later.

I had a recent example, which still frustrates the hell out of me. Me and four dudes drinking beer. Gf of my friend comes over, she has two friends with her, one of them her cousin. Her cousin is absolutely gorgeous. 10/10 body, 8-9/10 face. The other is a whale. Immediately every dude in the room gives the hot one attention obviously. I didn't throw myself at the hot one, as a strategy. The whale talked to me, i just politely talked back, but not too much. Later that night i get in touch with the hot girl, and we hit it off and start flirting at the bar. Then, her fat friend starts to constantly bother us. She kept calling the hot one all the time, when she's sitting alone with me, and being generally angry. We sit together with the fat one later, and she then loudly proclaims to the table that "i'm a fucking douchebag" and talked shit about me to the hot girl. All an attempt to ruin it for me. I was actually the only one giving her ANY attemption at pre-drinks, and it was such a fucking bitch-move by her jealous ass. I had now gotten competition from another dude at the bar. We ended up walking towards my place, but the fat one kept calling her, telling her "you promised we would go home together" bla bla. The hot girl gave more and more LMR, and after she met another friend on the walk, she ended up taking a cab.

I was so fucking pissed, she would easily have been one of my best lays ever.

[–]Mr_Mandingo930 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

damn bro. thats honestly fuckin brutal man.

[–]travlingsomewhere2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Same thing happened to me. We were all in the car & I was introduced and this fat chick said “well someones getting their dick sucked tonight” and everyone looked at me. We all ended up staying at a hotel and I woke up to her unbuttoning my pants and she started give me head.

I kinda consider that rape cuz I never agreed to it. This bitch had the nerve to ask if I would give her head after she was done.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Lol, you got pushed around by a girl. Someone's not lifting. Haha

[–]Aesthetic_God__[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol 150kg whale you mean

[–]IrvineKafka0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

They're hungry.

[–]RevolutionaryPea70 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Those fat chicks prey on guys and they often get lucky and find a beta for life. I know no less than three guys who were virgins and never really tried to get laid due to fear of rejection that got preyed on by hideous landwhales.

[–]HurricaneHugues0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

You could've had the fatty eat ur ass or suck on your balls while you fucked the hottie

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Desperation. They try to be the path of least resistance so you get sucked into the fat mire rather than put in more work to get the hot chick.

[–]grunge0220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fat women only do that to men they see as physically weak. They would never try to pull that shit if you were jacked.

P.S. go lift

[–]tots160 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Now uk how girls feel when ugly dudes hit on them

[–]parranna0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

How were u almost raped

[–]VigilantSmartbomb0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hijacking this post

Good God every time I feel sorry for some chick and reply with blue pill I get shitty responses and instantly get reminded by another girl that I’m using red pill shit on that this is the literal only way 🤦🏽‍♂️

[–]nobody_thinks0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Another time a fat chick destroyed my chances to lay an hb9

jeez guys I wuz todally gunna bang duh supermodel until da faddy got in da way n ruinzed everyshin. fml.

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