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How the hell is this even possible (self.asktrp)

submitted by LittyCoolitii

Hey guys so weird situation here. I'm a university senior, for context. I've been vibing with this girl for a couple of days, my intention was to add her to my rotation of plates (currently two). She's very interested.

So today I invite her over to my place, she sees my student ID on the table, her mood completely changes, she goes cold. She asks me why I've never told her my surname because, turns out, we literally have the exact same surname. Wtf, right. This completely ruined everything. She tells me that her feelings haven't really changed but she just has to think. I was completely taken aback and I probably said a total of four words after that and she had to leave. What the fuck man I was so down to plate her. Fuck.

My question here is, what would you guys do in a similar situation? We aren't related at all. If she comes around should I plate her still or is it a lost cause?

Edit: she showed me her ID cause I couldn't believe it. 100% true, same spelling, pronounciation, everything.


[–]1XXXMersenne303 points304 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

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[–]D0perman24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

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[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev15 points16 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

There have been a few cases of this

"We met and I'd fell like I'd known him my whole life," she said.

[–]blissfullyaware0022 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Apparently I'm not allowed to link it but the top post on the 23andMe sub is about a dude who took a DNA test with his gf and found out he was banging his half sister. Lol.

Pressure flip and tell her to go on a DNA test date with you, OP.

[–]jackandjill220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

lol

[–]12xthrowaway146 points147 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

This is perhaps the funniest way to get blown off. 99% chance she was going to ghost your ass regardless, let's be honest, but at least it happened funnily.

[–]LittyCoolitii[S] 29 points30 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Yeah that's what I thought too dude till she showed me her student ID

[–]LunarWolf4743 points44 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I don't think her student ID is any sort of verification. It's literally just a surname, if you were both named "Alex", would that be reason enough to walk out? I don't think so. Same thing with the surname. You're not related so it's completely irrelevant. If I were you, I'd text her once or twice to gauge where she's at but I wouldn't expect her anything. Also, if she's willing to storm off because of something this stupid and actually blame you for keeping it a "secret" (as if anyone just goes, "hi, I'm [name and surname] ) I'd say that's a red flag right there.

[–]LittyCoolitii[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Solid advice man, cheers

[–]12xthrowaway9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She can go on Tinder and within 10 minutes have 40 guys as hot as OP begging to go out with her. You don't chase lost causes, man.

[–]EnemyAsmodeus4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Make it funnier...

Dump her first "listen, I think we should break up... I can't be with a girl who has the same surname as me, even if she's hot. It can't happen. It would be like incest... I don't wanna end up seeing my face on pornhub or something like that, I don't know what you're into... I'm just not into weird shit you know?"

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten82 points83 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

What would I do in a situation where a girl decides she's out? I would fuck off and find two more

[–]Andgelyo8 points9 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

This guy knows wassup, next that hoe and keep trucking along

[–]1redhawkes24 points25 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

what would you guys do in a similar situation?

Play 'Sweet Home Alabama' on repeat.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Or "Kentucky Woman."

[–]ChefCremeFraiche 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

Did you meet her in a club or in your parents kitchen?

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

^ Fair point.

[–]IRunYourRiver12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

In my homeland Coolitii is an exceedingly common surname. This happens all the time, comrade.

[–]huey764200 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

what country is that?

[–]HoRaTiO1234552 points53 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Another great example of the absolutely dumb things that can put women off.

Having said that, I would also add that if she was really really into you she would find the last name thing very funny and a sign that it was "meant to be" (or similar bullshit).

Go slay some more and plate 3 will be secured soon enough.

[–]RealNachoGod6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

"omg what're you doing stepbro??"

[–]Jabbermouth2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Haven’t watched porn in months and I can still hear this comment.

[–]RealNachoGod0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

It still haunts me in my sleep

[–]PickUpScientist32 points33 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

God has a better plate for you. for whatever purpose, He is keeping this one for Himself.

[–]phuckyothots13 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Yeah. OP could be in a better plate now

[–]PickUpScientist7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Amen.

[–]Bone_Coat4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

i would give you gold if i had any, damn comment was good

[–]boy_named_su7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I attended a "Henderson Henderson" wedding. Ie the groom's last name was Henderson, as was the bride's, before they got married. They were from a pretty small town too...

[–]Randomwaves5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

How common is your last name?

http://howmanyofme.com

If it’s pretty high she’s just ditching you.

[–]Endorsed ContributorFereallyRed2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Kind of a big red flag if that's the reason she bolted.

Unless she had to go check her family tree for errant branches.

Soft next.

Ball's in her court, nothing you can do will change that, Mr Smith.

[–]throaway694044 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If you both end up making a 'step brother fucks step sister' video dont forget to upload it on pornhub.com and share it with us.

[–]1kick62 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If you’re this upset about it, you weren’t trying to plate her.

[–]Greaterbird2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

On the plus side if you get married it simplifies her paperwork. Or if you want to make things fun she can get a doubled up last name. Good night Susan Smith, good morning Susan Smith-Smith.

[–]RPthrowaway1231 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd say look on the bright side, if we get married there will be a lot less paperwork! I don't think that's a great response but it's all I got lol.

[–]WakeUpAlreadyDude1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If she was really into you, she would’ve thought it was amazing and cool and sexy. This makes me think that she wasn’t really that much into you and to give her an excuse to walk. This is no different then the saying that women make rules for betas and break rules for alphas.

[–]benmarvin1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Maybe if you had her dad's first name it would have turned out more interesting

[–]doubtless_abyss1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Agree and amplify bruh

[–]AceMav211 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The best way to handle this situation would be to get on the ground and wrap your arms around he ankle so she has to drag you as she tries to walk out.

[–]Drive_Thru_Sushi1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Do you think it’s strange that your surnames match?

[–]MaldororHollow1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao, was it a common surname? If not, she probably saved you from having some very dumb children

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You should have smiled and said, “Cousins make dozens!” Instead you stammered and got caught up in your head. Nothing is that serious. She was looking to you for reassurance (shit-testing) and you failed. Agree and amplify next time.

[–]slappysq1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Better than a thing that happened to a 35 year buddy where he checked her purse the morning after and found out instead of 22 she was 16...

[–]omega_dawg931 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

she's dumb AF for reading into this... like it means something that y'all have the same last name.

ain't kin... what's the problem?

[–]hibloodstevia1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Who gives a shit, game other women. Jesus.

[–]rubydachurro1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You might have to move on man. Some girls will change their mind about fucking you if you have the same first name as her brother or cousin. It’s a mental block which ends up drying up her pussy.

[–]mrrooftops1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She was looking for a reason to get rid of you.

[–]Sickem_roy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yea I’m lost

[–]maxingoutmaxers0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Martha!!!!!

[–]Raizzen0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hit it anyways just to be sure

[–]AstuteBlackMan0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Agree and amplify bro!

[–]Lambdal70 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Just tell her that you’re bith adopted probably.

Girls find this hot, but only If you don’t make it weird.

[–]devilkingx20 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

The incest angle makes it way hotter imo.

And anyone who thinks sharing a last name and a nationality/ethnicity makes you two relatives is a moron. Is every chinese guy named chan or wong related?

[–]evenfurtherbeyond511-2 points-1 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Tell her that the last name travels with the Y chromosome. Because they both pass straight from father to son.

Women have two X chromosomes. If a woman has a daughter she will get one of her Xs and if she has a granddaughter, there is a 50% chance she will have none of her X chromosomes.

What I’m saying is last names don’t matter for women. They are just vessels to carry our Y chromosomes.

[–]1redhawkes12 points13 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Yea, like he didn't dried her pussy enough.

[–]ShotgunTRP6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

After reading that shit even my dicks now dry

[–]PandaLitter2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Just your dick is dry? Bruh my brain is dry reading that shit

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