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DISCUSSIONSteak and Blowjob Day (self.RedPillWomen)

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Today is the 14th of March so Steak and Blowjob Day! Ladies, remember to give your man a big juicy steak and a big juicy blowjob ;)


[–]ecossecho45 points46 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

We're long distance right now, so I can't do what I really want... but I arranged for a crate of craft beers, four burgers and sides (wings and sweet potato fries) from our favorite place to be delivered to him and his flatmates.

It took some effort with an ocean between us, but everything should show up at their door in about two hours. :D

Edit: Burgers and beers have arrived for my lovely man and his excellent flatmates! "You're the best. Also marry me. The flat are cheering your name."

[–]loneliness-incEndorsed Contributor7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Also marry me.

Done.

[–]ecossecho11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Heh. :)

It's quite nice actually. We definitely will get married, but the situation is tough right now since I had to leave the UK and he's finishing his PhD. I don't want him to get me a ring until he's working, and I can't go back to the UK until we're engaged.

But lately whenever he's really pleased with me he's been asking me to marry him. :)

Met him a few months after I started reading RPW...

[–]loneliness-incEndorsed Contributor5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

But lately whenever he's really pleased with me he's been asking me to marry him. :)

I figured as much :)

[–]Landry8610 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thanks for posting this! I almost forgot... I'll definitely reward my honey with an extra juicy one this weekend :)

[–]youreallmeatanyway21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

We need Hallmark to capitalize on this.

[–]Ihatemost4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Do we really?

[–]youreallmeatanyway2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fuck yes.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

So funny! In Japan it's actually a legit holiday today called "White Day"

On Valentine's Day the girls give the guys presents. A month later, on white day, the guys reciprocate (usually even bigger/better) if they're interested ;)

[–]Kojima_Ergo_Sum1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Three times better if you want to be a stickler, I'm surprised it never caught on in the West with all the commercialization of holidays

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

:D I didn't want to sound pedantic. Agreed!

[–]Landry866 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Red pill steak!!! :)

http://www.returnofkings.com/83171/how-to-cook-a-steak

[–]g_e_m_anscombe3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh man, guys! So I had been debating whether to grab a steak to cook for dinner tonight. My narcissistic vegetarian father-in-law is coming to stay for the weekend, so we've got to finish all the meat in the fridge before Friday (I wish I was joking). Inspired by this post, I decided to pick up steak - got filet mignon, as it was the only steak at Trader Joe's that came in a serving size of two. Cooked it up along with roasted broccoli, roasted butternut squash, and some leftover mashed potatoes. Husband also requested a salad - so I threw together the odds and ends we had (arugula, blackberry, cheese, crutons, made a lemon vinegratte).

He got home and he was so impressed. He wanted to go out to eat, as he has been interviewing for new jobs and just finished his last interview. He thought I made it for him as a celebration of sorts. I didn't correct him. Not only did he feel SUPER loved, I'm also happy because (even after eating filet mignon) we saved $30 at least by eating at home.

Thank you, RPW!

[–]fetchyminx7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

If only I had a boyfriend.

[–]burner099 points points [recovered] | Copy Link

take me 🙋‍♂️ random guy answering under a post about steak and blowjob... What can go wrong?

[–]fetchyminx0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

How sweet of you

[–]Docbear648 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm not on the marriage market but If I ever find a woman who celebrates this day I think she'd definitely be up for consideration , and those of you who will be celebrating are heroes.

[–]vajeni4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Should I stop by the store on the way home from work? He more than deserves it. I don't even remember what we did for Valentine's Day but steak sounds good. Hmm.

[–]kellyliston201611 points12 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I've never heard of this but it's easy to do. My boyfriend loves getting head

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Last year I called my favorite steakhouse for a reservation, but they ran out of steak.. I thought he was teasing me. I asked him if he knew that today was steak and bj day, so how can you run out of steak?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

going to let everyone in on a little secret: guys who only have sex with condoms will generally prefer blowjobs over PIV.

also, if you're looking for technique, go onto pornhub and look up jenna haze. i'm sure your bf will enjoy it when you practice on him.

[–]Spazzy196 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I went with a bacon wrapped pork tenderloin, but he'll be surprised nonetheless. I don't think either one of us have celebrated it before and I've got a variety of things up my sleeve. ;)

[–]Landry860 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Awe.... nice!

[–]Spazzy190 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Thanks! It went really well and he was surprised and quite amazed and happy. I even lit candlesticks on the table, ran a bubble bath for two (he'd never taken a bath with anyone), and then served chocolate pie for dessert to also celebrate pi day :) Then we started watching the last Harry Potter after all the excitement died down.

[–]Landry860 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

That sounds so sweet!

[–]czardines2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I get more excited about this day than Valentine's Day to be honest. Our day was very busy (we're both on the couch vegetating and redditing) and will "celebrate" this weekend instead!

[–]SouthernAthenaEndorsed Contributor1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sounds like a fun night. Too bad I'm out of town! It'll have to be next week for me.

[–]EpicEthan175 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

False, it's PI Day.

[–]Likebigoatscannotlie0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd totally forgotten steak and bj day!!

My boyfriend took me for the most amazing meal I've ever had in what's probably the nicest restaurant in our city. I can't quite match that but I've still really stretched my budget for an nice steak restaurant. X

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