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My baby is crying for food, how do i deal with this shit test? (self.PurplePillDebate)

submitted by CyJackX

I'm gonna use her object impermanence to cause some dread


[–]321PK 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

That’s not your baby. It’s just your turn.

[–]concacanca9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Bravo.

[–]beachredwhineCongratulations!21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Feed another baby right in front of her

[–]theambivalentroosterLiteral Chad19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Babies are the oldest women in the house

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Okay real talk for a sec? This one made me laugh out loud.

[–]CyJackX[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's only funny cuz it's true

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If you only have one baby you have already fucked up. You needed to have twins so you could use them to dread one another. RIP you and your bloodline.

[–]BirdManBrrrr10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Agree & Amplify, go eat a pizza in front of the baby.

[–]SpaceWhiskey🍃 Social Justice Druid 🍂8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Gotta neg that baby bro

[–]Million-SunsMarriage is obsolete5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Maintain frame bro!! Your baby is probably not that hungry. And if he eats, he will fill that diaper. Literal shit that will test your patience.

[–]passepar2t5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You have oneitis. NEXT.

[–]Pope_LuciousSeparating the wheat from the hoes2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Eat the baby. Her sacrifice will be honored in the coming utopia

[–]Workshop_Gremlinsexually identifies as a main battle tank1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You pop out one of your man teats and breast feed her.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hard next the baby. Leave it be. If he dies, he dies.

[–]flamingoinghomeIs three lizards in trench coat1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Amused mastery, man--give her some food, but say an awkward, condescending pun while you do so. Babies love awkward, condescending puns--they establish your dominance.

[–]DaphneDK42King of LBFMs1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Why do you even hear than baby? Do you not have a woman in the house? Its her job to feed the baby. The woman is shit testing you using the baby.

[–]LifterofThingsDelicate Feminine Flower1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Agree and amplify. Scream at the baby for food, louder than it cries at you.

[–]Gravel_RoadsJust a Pill1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

ghost, she's probably getting fed by a hundred other parents when you're not around

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Shake it a bit that tends to shut them up.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender.

How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

[–]ffbtawPurple Pill Man0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Have another kid and treat them better to get back at it.

[–]Noramia0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I am trying to call the police but no one is answering. :(

[–]PBRScagsquad(((Prima Illuminatus)))-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Rape it then piss on it to establish dominance over it.

[–]atlantic68Purple Shill0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Gotta wait a few years for that sicko

[–]PBRScagsquad(((Prima Illuminatus)))-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Good point, can't have the babby dying of internal injuries before it reaches it's peak years.

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[–]ScaryDate-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

By feeding it actual shit as a test.

You can also just choke it like one of those girls.

[–]DrippyskippyMonk-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Shit tests aren't real, they are made up by ugly loser RP men. You may ask how I know this, its because I'm a blue pilled man and everything I say is a fact. Did the holocaust happen, it did indeed, thus exhibit A of my proof into why everything I say is infallible. Get educated.

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