My boss came in clutch today

Cavascii · 2019-10-17T07:21:48+00:00

This is just a big flex disguised as a question. Still a good story tho.

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2019-10-17T05:59:53+00:00

Don't forget that she knows your boss. You saying, 'he's not gonna let me come back without your number' have her very little chance to reject your request. Especially if her boss and yours are friends..

Not sure whether pressured into giving her number or sincerely interested. Good job on the number and daring to ask, but it could be seen as forceful

Alzatorus · 2019-10-17T08:27:59+00:00

DO NOT ASK HER ON A DATE! ..... Christ.... so many people saying to do this.... NO.... tell her that you’re doing something cool/interesting and invite her to tag along! If that goes well THEN invite her on a date.

e.g. “A couple of friends and I are going to ______ this weekend around ___am/pm. I’d like you to come, if you’re free?”

Then if that goes well, date her 1-1. You don’t know her so she will be much more comfortable in a group, especially if she can also being a friend (you can tack the “bring a friend” on to the the question above too)

Killionaire2k · 2019-10-17T05:22:16+00:00

I'd give it 3-5 days before even reaching out to her

If you're going to text, don't be so available and respond right away. it will seem like you don't have shit you got to do and she will lose interest

Use the texting as a means to actually meet up with the chick and nothing else tbh

McVaghunter · 2019-10-17T10:42:34+00:00

OP after smacking that number on the table

velilo · 2019-10-17T09:06:29+00:00

This has #MeToo written all over it lmao.

Kn31 · 2019-10-17T05:39:43+00:00

I can't imagine a real alpha asking this question. She's one girl ask her on a date she ghosts you move to the next.

PandaLitter · 2019-10-17T05:23:59+00:00

Is Haley related to your company?

Jesusfeminist · 2019-10-17T07:58:35+00:00

Gonna go against the grain here and say that you are fucked. If the girl is good friends with your boss, like a family friend, you have no option to play her and everything wrong you do in your personal life with her might end up in your boss’ ear. You did the right move by flirting a bit and getting the number, but you should just ignore and not pursue this one

KungfuCatcus · 2019-10-17T14:17:31+00:00

Immediately send her a dick pic. But not just any old dick pic. Go all out, nice watch, maybe a fake tattoo or two, and even consider putting a bowtie on it.

Don't forget: lighting is key. Work those angles

thebadguy89 · 2019-10-17T05:22:36+00:00

Girls give their numbers all the time, because it's fucking awkward to reject someone in person. Ghosting is the de facto rejection method for the vast majority of chicks.

And you are a bitch ass for saying "my boss isn't gonna let me back up". Like wtf, you can't ask a girl out on your own?

I_LOVE_CHIPS · 2019-10-17T10:59:29+00:00

Agree with top post. This thread is an ego stroke / humble-brag combo. Good job I guess.

T-P-T-W-P · 2019-10-17T14:17:20+00:00

I’m only 24 but I remember doing shit like this with my friends in highschool. MAYBE as a drunk freshmen in college or something but then I probably regretted it afterwards. If you are older than 18 and regularly fuck, you aren’t slapping a chicks number down on a table in front of your coworkers lol. I thought this sub was better than this. Comment section reeks of NoFap pat-on-the-back “good job man!”. OP did something every single man should be doing on a weekly basis and then acted like his dick was big for being a step above a pussy. I mean I can’t really shit on OP too hard because he took step 1 in approaching, which is better than a lot of the weenies on here. But do better, act like you’ve been there before. Also don’t intermingle sex and work beyond that initial setup. I’m not going to be one of the guys that says don’t EVER fuck your coworkers or related peoples but it should be kept on the down low if it’s happening. You took a megaphone and blasted “I’m trying to fuck this girl my boss and possibly coworkers know!”. Not sure if genuinely bad things can come of that but I know for certain that nothing good beyond likely average pussy can.

Stupyyy · 2019-10-17T10:19:12+00:00

Don't listen to people saying you should wait 3-5 days, that's a rookie mistake. Call immediately or asap.

frognads · 2019-10-17T11:04:15+00:00

Just fuck her right in the pussy bro.

Domebeers · 2019-10-17T20:16:58+00:00

"My boss isn't gonna let me back up without your number"

Very close to cringe territory but I'm glad it worked. I mean, make sure that is her number lol.

If you do call her, I'd tell her that you made that up, so she doesn't think if she fucks you everyone in your office will know. "I just said that because (whatever you bantz with)"

MasterShake777 · 2019-10-17T06:00:30+00:00

Whenever you want!

AnneStaz · 2019-10-17T10:17:29+00:00

Haha. Who knows what will happen. But in my experience when all the boys are cheering and you make it some huge thing that she probably heard, now you've got so much pressure on her. If she does sleep with you shes assuming you're going to tell everyone. So be ready for flaking and/or her feeling mega uncomfortable man

Terminal-Psychosis · 2019-10-17T10:43:56+00:00

Congratz. Do what ya feel... and read the sidebar please.

Here's a tip. Phone convo (text or voice) is only for logistics.

Set up a date. "I'm doing this n that, you're invited" works well.

Get the date n time set and get OFF the phone. You're a busy man.

10points4gryffinddor · 2019-10-17T11:38:18+00:00

Whenever the fook u want. Just don’t count on it turning into anything and it may just turnnn out.

agjrpsl · 2019-10-17T11:54:36+00:00

She works in a restaurant and is a server. She probably gets hit on all the time. Waitresses can be pretty wild, and this should be an easy plate you can spin for awhile.

Monitorul · 2019-10-17T11:57:54+00:00

Cool story bro

ToraChan23 · 2019-10-17T12:08:33+00:00

Your boss didn't come in clutch; he just facilitated one of the worst things a man can do in regards to women: shitting where they eat

Classic_Touch · 2019-10-17T13:13:23+00:00

Do not be surprised if she only gave you the number out of pressure because it was a work environment.

masterpiece00 · 2019-10-17T13:25:38+00:00

Damn dude I hope this isn't all true for your own sake, if the boss said that you should of politely laughed it off and kept things professional.
For one thing it's a beta going up to a girl and saying 'my bad boss man made me come talk to you, i do everything he says', so i wouldn't be surprised if she flakes.

two, I'm sure in the moment it might of felt like it 'looked good', but this would stir the water among co-workers and or your boss, mixing sexual things and business lunches and then everyone going back into 'serious mode' at work the next week spells disaster, it puts you on a weird social plane with your workplace.
Start looking for a new job.

TFWnoLTR · 2019-10-17T13:44:55+00:00

Id have hit her up the next day trying to set up a date and feel out her response. If theres any coldness or doubt, throw that number in the trash. She probably feels like you only approached to impress your boss and won't be receptive to your advances.

It would have been better to say something like "My boss said I should come down and meet you, and you do seem cool, but I should get back up there since it's a work function. Give me your number so we can hang out sometime." That makes it seem much more like you're genuinely interested in her.

PhaedrusHunt · 2019-10-17T18:23:00+00:00

Jesus the amount of overthinking in this thread.

Dude just fucking ask her out when you feel like it. You shouldn't come off as a dude with all this free time and honestly you sound needy.

[deleted] · 2019-10-17T09:18:30+00:00

Its like no one fucking reads the sidebar these days.

You wouldnt be asking this question if you had more numbers in your phone.

Keep pursuing others.

theory0feverything · 2019-10-17T05:16:12+00:00

Not too quick or else you'll seem like a fiend. I'd wait a week or two, but it doesn't really matter.