Red Pill ExampleMy vasectomy is scheduled for April 6, and I plan to keep it a secret. (self.TheRedPill)

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A couple of my current plates are aware that a vasectomy is coming. One of them is a nurse and will be my ride to/from the doctor's office, so she kinda has to know, and fully supports it. The other one who knows ended up taking Plan B and feeling pretty sick and crampy, so she's happy to hear it won't be a problem anymore. The other three (or four? How does one count plates? Do I only count a plate-in-training as a saucer, or something?) don't have any idea.

With future plates, I intend to keep my vasectomy a closely guarded secret.

My main reason is that I feel about 90% of females love the risk of maybe getting pregnant by a strong, aggressive man who holds them down and fucks them. It's a whole mental/emotional thing. I can still give them that, as long as they've got no idea I have been cut. I feel I would lose SMV with most females if they knew.

My other reason is more of a sociological experiment. I want to see how long it takes before a girl tells me she's pregnant and I'm the father. I'm going on Maury SO hard.

[–]FattestRabbit 430 points430 points [recovered]

I demand many field reports.

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[–]RatHead6661 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Are there any videos, by chance? That would be nice to watch.

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[–]RatHead6661 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those have always been a little too fake for me. Like they purposefully make the father or mother the bad guy to get the crowd to cheer for the one who is right.

[–]iHeartCapitalism 220 points220 points [recovered]

While I agree it would feel good to bareback plates when you're shooting blanks either way - I'd still be very concerned about STDs.

Part of the whole idea of a plate is that while you can fuck other girls - she's not chained to you either, and if she's letting you fuck her bareback, there's a good chance you're not the only one she's letting fuck her bareback.


Either way, aside from that concern, I like your train of thought. I'm sure you'll have quite a bit of fun using this to your advantage!

[–]fake7272 75 points76 points  (31 children)

my paranoia with std's causes WAAAAAY too much stress for me to go bareback. have done it a few times, get tested monthly and those couple weeks leading to the test is the most stressful week possible.

[–]charcoales 34 points35 points  (21 children)

Agreed. Back in the day, antibiotic resistant strains were very rare. HIV today is not a huge issue depending on the area. However, there are strains of Gonorrhea today that resistant to almost all known antibiotics (3rd, 4th gen cephalosporins, macrolides, tetracylcines, and even some fluoroquinolones). Soon it will be no more just going down to the clinic to get a shot of antibiotics after a night out.

Not surprisingly, Gonorrhea is listed as an Urgent threat by the CDC. That's right up there with carbapenem-resistant enterobacteriacaea. http://www.cdc.gov/drugresistance/biggest_threats.html

[–]HowardJRoark 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HIV today is not a huge issue depending on the area

Imagine having to tell each potential partner that you have HIV.. That's a huge issue.

[–]Bottled_Void 2 points3 points  (14 children)

HIV today is not a huge issue depending on the area.

I'm going to have to pull you up on that.

More than 1.2 million people in the United States are living with HIV infection, and almost 1 in 7 (14%) are unaware of their infection.

New HIV infections among women are primarily attributed to heterosexual contact (84% in 2010)

Women accounted for 20% of estimated new HIV infections in 2010 [approximately 50,000 new cases each year] and 23% of those living with HIV infection in 2011.

So that's roughly 276,000 women with HIV with nearly, 40,000 of them having no idea they're infected.


OK, it's not huge numbers like 800,000 cases of Neisseria gonorrhoeae; 246,000 listed as resistant to drugs. But the majority of these cases are resistant to Tetracycline with other drugs currently being effective [currently being the operative word here, hence the urgent classification].

HIV would still be my #1 concern about unprotected sex.

TL;DR: There are more new cases of HIV reported each year than people that die on the roads. I don't think that's insignificant.

[–]charcoales 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Odds of getting hiv from upper middle class areas is very low. Gonorrhea is much more likely since its transmission through vaginal sex is much higher than catching HIV through vaginal sex. Additionally, women have zero symptoms. They couldn't even tell you if they have it if they wanted to.

This is a different story if you are into unprotected anal or are an iv drug user (then HIV and Hep C are common).

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

The chance that you're going to be exposed to HIV by fucking chicks that don't shoot drugs, turn tricks, or live in the ghetto is basically nil, and even if you did, the per-exposure transmission rate for a guy having unprotected vaginal sex with a woman is vanishingly small.

Protection is a great idea for sure, but it really hasn't got much to do with HIV if you're not fucking guys or hoodrats.

[–]Endorsed ContributorObio1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All true.

Basically sexually transmitted HIV is transmitted not so much "by sex", but "by getting fucked". Women are at vastly higher risk than men from unprotected sex.

Even gay tops are at relatively low risk compared to the ones that take it in the ass.

HIV is far more commonly transmitted to hetero men by shooting up drugs than it is by sex.

If unprotected hetero sex put men at statistically serious risk of HIV infection, we would all know many HIV positive people. And most of us know none.

The propaganda surrounding HIV comes from the right and the left. The left wants funding, and funding doesn't go to "gay" diseases. The right wants to stop premarital sex. So both political teams are full of shit when it comes to discussing HIV

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

I hate to pour sand on the jerk, but unless you take a dick in the ass on the reg or use iv drugs or try becoming blood brothers with an iv drug user, your chances of contracting hiv are essentially zero. Almost all people with hiv in the us are MSM and the few women are literally heroin junkies. You have to understand, there was a very concerted effort to promote hiv as a "disease anyone can get" because if it was just a disease gays and drug users got, there would be no funding. I love me some gays, and the disease deserves research money, but the line to convince middle america was absolute bullshit.

[–]Bottled_Void 1 point2 points  (6 children)

the few women are literally heroin junkies

Source? The CDC disagrees with that statement.

Sure, most new cases are from MSM. But 10,000 new cases a year (20%) outside of MSM and IV drug users isn't an insignificant amount.

It's approaching the same order of magnitude as people killed on the road each year (32,719 in 2013). OK, HIV/AIDS isn't the death sentence it used to be but that number is still far too high. Especially considering how easily you can prevent it.

[–]ObsidianOne 1 point2 points  (4 children)

That's not even the scariest thing that can happen. Herpes anyone?

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What??? Who even cares about herpes?

[–]Tricky_Dick_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do... I don't have it and don't want it.

[–]BlackHeart89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf? You're joking right?

Have you ever had an ant bite? I imagine thats how herpes feels. Except below the belt.

[–]iHeartCapitalism 15 points15 points [recovered]

I agree completely, it's an awful feeling.

Even when I use condoms before, I became extremely paranoid - it's gotten better as time went on and I've seen that I've been fine, but there is still a nagging feeling in my head every time.

[–]zigg-_-zagg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can relate. The scare happened to me on my visits to Malaysia & Thailand even though I used condoms . In the country I reside in I had over 6 visit to the STD doctor ; now we are close buddies.

[–]trowawayyada 5 points6 points  (4 children)

They have test sites that can tell you within 48hrs. Google it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Could you expound on that a bit please?

[–]le_king_falcon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quick testing does exist but it doesn't tend to be cheap. As a Brit we have free testing on the NHS but I could pay around £400 for two day testing at private clinics if I wanted. You can get it cheaper but that appears to be the going rate for a comprehensive rapid screen in my area.

[–]BlackHeart89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are tests that can get your std results back within a couple of days. Though they cost significantly more.

I've had them done before. Waiting 2+ weeks is too long. Plus you have to consider that the regular tests doesn't account for the possible 60 day incubation period or something. So you may have to go back again anyway and wait another 2+ weeks. Waaay too fucking long for my anxiety. So I fork up the extra $100 or so. Especially when I'm about to close the deal with a new chick.

[–]CryptoManbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you actually read about HIV, the tests they give you for free only test for the antibodies. Those antibodies only show up 30-90 days after infection (sometimes it takes a year). That means if a chick just got infected in the last few weeks , she would pass the test. If that wasn't bad enough, you are most likely to transmit the disease when you are just infected.

There are tests that check for the actual virus. They aren't 100% accurate and they are expensive as hell (last time I checked around $1000).

Moral of the story, don't trust one test result, and if you or a partner might have gotten it, you're not out of the woods until you test clean at 90 days.

[–]1oldredder 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I hear ya. Irony: I've barebacked a few times and ONLY ever suspected a problem with an LTR. She had PID and the doctor immediately said she probably had chlamydia and I should immediately take this antibiotic and we'll skip the testing. So far I've always had a clean test after fucking plates bareback. Not that I recommend the risk.

[–]foldpak111 16 points17 points  (12 children)

There's a definite chance, even more so if you're in a relationship https://youtu.be/G43Grbgupds?t=2m11s

I just assume a girl I'm fuckin has gotten drilled by 5 other Chad's this week so wrap it up brudda man

[–]1Zanford 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Makes Darwinian sense. If she has a LTR then she can get knocked up in a ONS and still have the baby provided for. A girl will be unlikely to lock down the ONS himself, so a single girl is at higher risk of not having a provider.

[–]foldpak111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really common sense once you learn this stuff. It's exactly what I would do if I were a woman.

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[–]foldpak111 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"That's what I thought too. They just like to flirt but would never do anything about it. They just like to know they can still get someone if they wanted, which makes them less likely to actually do it."

Taking dumbass to the next level.

[–]stevredpill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That's why when a guy begins to escalate it's sexual assault! It's rape!"

[–]thegr8b8m8 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Bro those Discovery channel videos I just watched all of them. They scientifically prove red pill philosophy. Hell most of the scientists were women confirming this stuff. Mind blown!

[–]foldpak111 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I recommend you also watch national Geographic's 'going ape' series. There are three. More science confirming red pill. The first ne is about 'the alpha male' and how people respond to alpha behavior (proves it's ultimately about behavior, not your fucking looks and money). The second is about sexual attraction. The third is about social climbers. Look in the comments too to see all the hamsters.

Oh, and I'm glad to have you here, buddy. Remember when you walked around in a haze, completely ensnared by matrix ideology? You're one of the lucky few. Your life would have been miserable. The beta gets kicked when he's down again and again and again, then goes home and cries. Then eats cheetos and watches Netflix and hate on those 'douchebag' players that treat women 'badly'. Good lord I cringe and laugh at myself for it, yet it's also so serious to the point where I want to cry at the thought of winding up in the 80%.

Some people pray to god, others pray to Allah, I pray to TRP. Niggas done saved my life.

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah see I don't think I'm treating women badly. They know exactly what I'm doing. They're not dumb. They continue to come back. They love how I treat them. I don't disrespect them. I just don't kiss their ass either.

[–]rossiFan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Speaking about God - TRP principles are all over the Bible if you look it up. Seriously.

[–]prodigyx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would be interested to know how many people here have actually caught STDs compared to how many are overly paranoid about STDs because of their upbringing/social influences.

I'm not recommending unprotected sex, but I have barebacked 35+ women in the past 6 years without a problem at all. Once again, not recommending it, but it is risk vs reward. There will always be some risk, but it can be mitigated.

I just don't agree with the prevailing attitude which seems to be "If you have sex without condoms you WILL get an STD"

[–]monzzter221 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Here in 'murica, we call it raw dogging.

[–]iHeartCapitalism 13 points13 points [recovered]

I'll add that "Russian roulette" is a pretty good way to describe it as well.

[–]1Zanford 10 points11 points  (1 child)

in Soviet Russia, the slut fucks you

[–]Mildly_Sociopathic 33 points34 points  (7 children)

I think I remember an FR on here in which a plate told the OP that she was pregnant only to be later shown a medical report stating he'd gotten the snip.

[–]AndrewAtrus 46 points47 points  (5 children)

Yeah, it's copypasta that's been passed around a lot.


[–]RBidziil 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Holy shit that felt so good to read, like a man's version of erotic novels.

[–]Booksarefun666 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It was absolutely delicious, someone should write five cent novels like these with titles like "Pregnancy, she said".

[–]Jabroni12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Average American Male is kinda like that.

It's actually pretty RP in the beginning. It was what I read years ago, before I'd ever heard of reddit, let alone TRP, that got me thinking a certain way.

[–]Blake55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That used to be the top RP post of all time!

[–]caucasianinasia 109 points110 points  (16 children)

I know a guy that lives in Philippines. He has a V and girls try to claim they're pregnant all of the time. He goes a long with it to see how long they will play it. Even picking out baby names and looking at baby furniture. Not sure if they "lose the baby" all of a sudden or what.

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[–]1oldredder 32 points33 points  (11 children)

If you're willing to carry it 4 months on I'd say may as well go all the way nuclear and have a Trollface T-Shirt hidden which says "Vasectomy, bitch!" and when it's far enough you're ready to have your laugh and walk, lift the shirt you've got covering the T. Grin, watch her cry. Walk away like she doesn't even exist.

[–]2wiseclockcounter 111 points112 points  (10 children)

lol, or father the child for 18 years, change his diapers, foster a loving relationship with him, teach him the ropes, play catch with him, orchestrate silly feuds to simulate a broken marriage to keep everyone convinced it's legitimate, tearfully wave your son off to college, then lift up your shirt, wait for her look of confusion, then walk away like you actually haven't developed deep, lasting emotional bonds to both of them. haha

[–]nuesuh 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Think im gonna try that. the long con

[–]bitterRedpills 5 points6 points  (0 children)

holy shit that's destroying my sides, also rather poignant.

[–]zigg-_-zagg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best shit I have heard all day

[–]TW_RPAwake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just watched all of them. They scientifically prove red pill philosophy. Hell most of the scientists were women confirming this st

Reminds me of Tom Leykis' recommendation to take a woman out to McD for an Egg McMuffin following her abortion. BYE BITCH!

[–]Animea93 45 points46 points  (12 children)

I would never bareback a plate anyway. Too much risk of stds.

[–]TekkomanKingz 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Be careful because YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER to get pushed on child support in certain jurisdictions!!!!

[–]RC__throwaway__ 11 points12 points  (7 children)

What the Fucking shit, elaborate please?

[–]DrunkenOni 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It's rather rare but does happen. Basically the courts consider the child's welfare above all else which may mean you're on the hook in some cases. It's more likely to happen when an older kid the man has already taken care of for years is found to be illegitimate rather than a new pregnancy, but still, the courts are hardly fair in this regard when it comes to paternal rights.

[–]Troll_Trollington_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They do this because these men signed the paperwork at the hospital because they were conned into thinking the child was theirs. In the states mind the child's welfare is more important than doing the right thing so they hold that document to the man and say that he basically agreed to father said child regardless of biological paternity. Of course, if you had a vasectomy I doubt you would ever sign anything at a hospital without a DNA test lol.

[–]TekkomanKingz 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This guy has been all over the news where have you been brah: http://fox2now.com/2015/02/18/judge-orders-man-to-pay-30k-in-child-support-for-kid-who-is-not-his/

Lesser known case: http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/28599998/man-has

This is rampant in MICHIGAN in particular and some other liberal (AND conservative southern) states.

[–]Red-Zen 3 points3 points [recovered]

Family law contains presumptions of who is the child's father. You have to dispute those presumptions within a certain time frame if you want to not be the parent. So you are the parent by default unless you prove otherwise.

The big one is: if you take on a parent-like relationship with the child, then you are the legal parent.

Pick up little Johny from school and let him call you daddy? Cograt's. You are the father.

Know your local laws.

[–]anothercarguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I recall correctly only certain paternity tests in CA are valid in family law and must be requested prior to birth. Hows that for a bitch

[–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything you need to know about child support here. Scroll to the bottom at "Paternity Testing" and "Child Support"

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[–]1independentmale 23 points24 points  (8 children)

Yes, it takes awhile to take effect. You have to go in after one month and test to make sure you're shooting blanks. It took me three months (three tests) before they came back negative. Most vasectomy "failures" are within the first few months and they aren't really failures. Doc said the majority of men never submit their post-vasectomy sperm sample and don't wait long enough to clear the pipes out.

Once you've tested negative for the presence of sperm, you're good. There's no need to ever go back. These can undo themselves in some cases, but it's extremely unlikely. Personally, the only way I'd feel a need to go back and retest would be if a bitch tries to tell me she was pregnant with my kid. I'd want to double check I was still sterile before dumping her in horrifically epic fashion.

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[–]NightGod 13 points14 points  (5 children)

"Relatively simple" and "IVF" don't really go in the same sentence. At best, it's expensive as hell and there's zero guarantee of success the first or even tenth try. Any doctor you talk to will tell you that you should basically consider a vasectomy to be irreversible.

[–]Hammoch 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Aren't people having a vasectomy generally advised to freeze down some sperm for later use? At least if I ever ended up doing a vasectomy I would freeze down some sperm.

[–]NightGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got mine after two kids, so no mention was made of freezing sperm. I wouldn't be surprised if they did for others, though.

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[–]1independentmale 2 points3 points  (1 child)

When I looked into it several years ago the closest place near me wanted like $1200 for the initial storage and a few hundred a year thereafter.

I decided not to do it. I already have two kids.

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Two sperm tests. At six and ten weeks. No future tests.

[–]alpha_n3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the provider. Mine does one check at 3 mos, with a mandatory minimum of 20 ejaculations in that time.

It's possible for the two ends of the vas to grow back together or for sperm to somehow jump the gap, but nowadays they usually remove a section of the vas so there's a substantial gap and they cauterize and clip at least the upstream end and in my case he even stitched the upstream end into a little fold of tissue so the odds of failure are slim. He wanted to do a closed ended vasectomy because it's even safer WRT failure but I was like fuck that noise open ended plztnx.

[–]TW_RPAwake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Comic from a PLayboy magazine I stole from my dad 30 years ago....

Scene: Man and woman in bed, woman's hand is protecting her panties from being pulled down. Man is pointing to a vasectomy certificate framed on the wall

Caption: "Man - Don't worry, I had a vasectomy so you will still be a virgin"

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[–]tropicalpolevaulting 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Man fuck this shit, it's been going around MR and TRP circles for ever, and it's always coming "next year". As far as I'm concerned until it gets on the market in Europe or N. America it practically doesn't exist.

Talk about fucking blue balls...

[–]CuddleMyNeckbeard 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Are you telling me you have 6 plates? Nobody has that much time.

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just depending on how you define them, but 4-6 at any given time that I'm talking to and having sex with either regularly (2-3 times a week) or occasionally (twice a month). So yes. I do that. I'm newly single though and don't think I'm gonna keep this up for a long time. I'll cut it back to 2-3 soon.

[–]1KyfhoMyoba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had 6 until last month. Now 5. Plenty of time. All are strictly sex - ONLY. No 'dates', no 'quality time' (quality is when both of us are cumming). All but one are once a week only, the other lives about 3 minutes away. Set expectations and boundaries early, and enforce them.

Oh. And make sure that the sex is worth it (for them).

[–]1RXRob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why should a future plate need to know until she starts talking about children?

When I meet a girl I don't start listing my surgeries and medical history. This is no different.

[–]mstersmith 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Best decision I ever made. I wish I would have gotten one when I was 19. Stupid Navy regs wouldn't allow it so now I have 3 kids. My wife wanted children I never did and still do not. Is what it is. I tell my young guys to take leave and schedule it with a civilian physician. Only cost $300-$400. Only had one so far take me up on it and I drove him to the appointment.

[–]Dasmahkitteh 3 points4 points  (3 children)

The navy has regs for your balls? Damn even the marines don't go that far

[–]Thorgusta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually the Marines generally get the same medical stipulations as the Navy. I know the Corps says you must be 28 and have 3 kids

[–]mstersmith 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Im in the Marines. You need your wife's permission too. This is all Navy Medical.

[–]Dasmahkitteh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outstanding. I'll need to have my wife's permission to have an operation on my balls. I wonder if a barracks rat would need the guy's permission for an abortion

[–]batfish55 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I had the V. The doc said he won't do it for guys under 26, because (his reasoning) he didn't want young guys thinking this was a temporary birth control method. Which is the most reasonable excuse I've heard.

I've also heard that a lot of urologists require a married man to have his wife sign a permission slip for the V. Which is one of the most bullshit things I've heard, but is apparently true.

[–]mstersmith 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yup my wife had to sign an agreement. I was pretty angry. Not that she didnt do it or wouldnt but the fact I needed her permission. The LtCmdr actually had a pretty reasonable conversation with me about this. I wrote my Congressman about it but never heard anything back. I would think with the drain on resources that dependents are in the military they would have an express lane set up for this procedure.

[–]batfish55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just go with the apparent message: once you're married, your wife literally has legals rights over your balls.

What's that? I didn't say feminist conspiracy. Did you? /s

[–]amerryunbirthday 3 points4 points  (6 children)

I got mine a couple months ago for my 22nd birthday (december 2014). Obviously i did it for the whole no kids thing, but i will say blowing your load into a girl is so fucking awesome.

[–]2wiseclockcounter 4 points5 points  (3 children)

how do you convince girls of this? Is there some sort of holographic verification card they give you? or pokemon badge case?

[–]martypete 8 points8 points [recovered]

Girls don't need much convincing when you're balls deep

[–]foldpak111 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If you turn them on enough and they view you as an alpha, in the moment, plus ovluating, they beg you to cum inside them. It's one of their strongest biological responses. If it feels right, they do it, regardless of consequences.

[–]batfish55 0 points1 point  (1 child)

On the downside....once you go bareback, there's just no going back to rubbers. Ever.

[–]amerryunbirthday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I could definitely see that happening. I'll cross that bridge when I get there.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am seriously considering it too. 36 and going strong. When I look at the direction of family/domestic violence law I feel like Ned Stark saying "winter is coming". I am not sure I would ever risk taking the plunge. There is just too much bloody else to live for.

[–]ex_astris_sci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except I don't see the benefit of a vasectomy in your case. Sure, condoms aren't always effective, so you're safer when it comes to pregnancies but since you're having sex with dozens of people who are probably having sex with dozens of other people, you have no choice but to wear protection unless you want to die of aids or whatever.

[–]Hilarious_Haplogroup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a vasectomy 9 years ago...it went fine. Your balls will probably ache after the procedure...this is normal. It's a dull ache and it subsides a little bit day by day. Follow the post-procedure instructions carefully, and don't go without some form of birth control for at least the first 3 months, and get back to the office at that point with a sample to be sure you have no sperm in your semen. I hope things go well for you, and I'm looking forward to hearing some war stories from the field, soldier!

[–]NoodlesTheClown 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Lead her to believe that it's ok that she tries to get pregnant with your child. Then when she can't conceive, blame her for being barren and dump her ass. How's that for dark triad?

[–]Totsean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually looking for a barren girl tbh.

[–]foldpak111 7 points8 points  (24 children)

A question about vasectomies; do you ejaculate or even produce sperm? If not, where does your t come from? Genuinely curious

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

As totally not a doctor, the majority of semen is fluid created in the....prostate?.. intended to help the sperm survive the lethally acidic environment of the vagina and T ends up in the blood stream by the veins and arteries connected to the still very much alive testes.

You're just keeping the genetic warhead out of the slimy JADAM that is your precision guided tactical manhood.

[–]Chuckit_ 12 points13 points  (6 children)

I've had one. You don't see any difference in load size, consistency, colour etc. Sperm only makes up about 2% of your load. The rest is semen and whatnot.

As for testosterone, I have not had this tested, but I have not noticed any changes in demeanour, body shape, erections or sex drive.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Can confirm; load is still plentiful. And I think my balls hang tighter now, like they're scared.

[–]1oldredder 23 points24 points  (3 children)

You'd be scared too if you had your only connection to the outside world severed with a scalpel!

[–]ChairBorneMGTOW 1 point2 points  (2 children)

There are four connections actually: A vein, an artery, a nerve, and the vas deferens.

Only the vas deferens is cut.

[–]1oldredder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OUTSIDE world. Vas Deferens puts sperm OUTSIDE. Nerves, veins & arteries are INSIDE. I use my words carefully.

[–]Ballosaurus 10 points10 points [recovered]

Bit beyond the scope of this board, but yes, one still ejaculates, though the emission is devoid of swimmers. And yes, sperm is still produced, but it is either stopped by a cauterization of the vas deferens, or never reaches the seminal vesicle due to the proximal cut of the vas being left open. Either way, swimmers are reabsorbed into the body.

[–]itsxeno 38 points38 points [recovered]

Either way, swimmers are reabsorbed into the body.

You become one with your children

[–]foldpak111 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If only it stayed like that for the ones that are given life. Thank you divorce court

[–]AlexanderTheModerate 1 points1 points [recovered]

Oh shit, so it's like the best of nofap and jerking it.

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 8 points9 points  (2 children)

You ejaculate semen but not sperm. You produce sperm. It is not present in the ejaculate.

[–]RatHead6661 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Where does it go? I assume since it can no longer pass through the penis, it must take a detour?

[–]1independentmale 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man you gotta google this shit, come on. Info is super easy to find.

Your balls still work like normal. The tubes carrying the sperm are cut, so instead of traveling out your cock they are released into and absorbed by the body. Yeah you still cum, actual sperm are only a very small portion of the total volume. They say the size of your load is reduced slightly but I haven't noticed that. Looks the same to me.

[–]1oldredder 3 points4 points  (1 child)

As long as you don't cut off the testicles the testosterone will still get into you.

[–]rossiFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or your local "Low T" center can inject it into your butt cheek once a week.

[–]full_control 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was it tough to find a doctor that would perform it? I had one done a while back and the doctor did his best to refuse because I didn't have kids. I was able to talk him into it but it was really touch and go.

[–]updock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They take at min 6 weeks to work. Use protection until two sperm counts from your doctor. You're still considered fertile until then.

And I think I speak for the community when I say we demand field reports after this. Good luck!

[–]1oldredder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are for sure right and your social experiment will prove it. I doubt more than 1 in 20 will try the "I'm pregnant!" nonsense, maybe even only 1 in 100, while the others will just have it as a subconscious drive that you should let stay. She's not going to get pregnant anyhow so why take away a dimension of her sex drive?

[–]CornyHoosier 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Word to the wise OP. After the surgery get a sperm test from a different health care specialist that certifies you are indeed sterile.

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why do you specify a DIFFERENT health care specialist?

[–]CornyHoosier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being able to show multiple sources confirmation of sterilization add more validity to your claim. I've also heard of it not working/not working well enough.

[–]thegr8b8m8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Plot twist. OP thinks he is playing this bitch laughing in his head and this girl really is pregnant because OP's vasectomy failed.

[–]UncleDisgusting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a consultation tentatively scheduled for a few weeks from now. I'd honestly rather skip the consultation and get it done today. And like yourself, this information is for me alone. I still intend to wrap it up to keep myself protected; gonorrhea is swiftly becoming more and more resistant to antibiotics...so why take chances? But no one (other than you fine gentlemen) will ever know, because it's nobody's business.
One quick edit I wanted to mention....In hindsight, I would have scheduled this years ago the second I turned 18.

[–]2797 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's awesome. You can hit the gym and don't give one fuck about nausea or late period instead of worrying. It feels so good.

[–]Dokkobro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going on Maury SO hard. I just lost my shit at work thank you.

[–]FuriousMouse 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My prediction is that every female that knows about this will slowly loose interest in you.

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know about EVERY but I do think SOME.

[–]Nodeal_reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems totally backwards to me, but maybe I just don't get women. Why do you think this?

[–]Cryocasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

video tape it please. I'd pay money for the facial expression when she can't eat out of your wallet.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (32 children)

keep it a secret so that when one of them whispers to you "i'm pregnant" with a smug look on her face you can whisper back "i had a vasectomy you whore" and drop her ass

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[–]TechnoRaptor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

phew im glad trp is evolving. everyone used to praise the salty teenagers and early twenties dudes that jumped into marriages/ltrs that failed and came here to vent about women sucking when they actually sucked just as much.

[–]foldpak111 17 points18 points  (13 children)

This is what makes people vilify TRP, the anger phase. It's completely necessary, and we want you to have a place to vent your initial frustrations, but you need to do massive amounts of research on this sub's history and watch RSD (RSD is what got me out of the anger phase, Owen gets you so amped to just start hammering it out with a smile on your face). The more time you spend in the anger phase, the less progress you will ultimately have. You'll get it in the short term, but not the long.

Yoda said this shit, "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

The proper response is 'i wish you and the father good luck!" say it with genuine sincerity, but nope yourself out of the situation. Ignore her attempts at getting to you until if she gets the law involved. simply present them with your documents and continue on the narrow path.

[–]BallisticTherapy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the scene in 'Better Call Saul' where he's serving as a public defender for a group of teens that broke into a mortuary and defiled a corpse.

The defense attorney, without saying a word, just wheels the TV on the cart over to the jury, inserts a video tape the kids recorded of the whole ordeal, and presses play, exposing every gruesome detail in living color.

I could see the same situation happening with a pregnancy freak out. The man, without saying a word, presents a document certifying his vasectomy.

Check and mate.

[–]1oldredder 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Having joy in your heart and face when you say it isn't anger - since you're off the hook there's nothing to be angry about.

[–]foldpak111 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That has nothing to do with this particular comment. That response comes off as butthurt

[–]bonerfleximus 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yah that's totally what I'd do...

All seriousness, if it's just a plate your response makes sense but if you're in an LTR you have full permission to enjoy the fuck out of breaking it off. Most of us don't bareback plates so I assume this would come up in an LTR

[–]rpscrote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this. If you don't get pissed if an LTR cheats and gets pregnant with some other dudes kid, you have no balls and you should get your test checked. Trying to shame righteous, justified anger out of men is one of the core tenets of the feminine imperative. BP as shit.

[–]Jedi_Outcast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vasectomies aren't foolproof.

You can still get someone pregnant after having one.

It's rare, but it's still possible.

[–]EmergencyRU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You my friend are an absolute genius

[–]Genetic_Jealousy -1 points0 points  (3 children)

I saw that episode of Maury. Turned out the guy with the vasectomy WAS the father. These things aren't 100%.

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You know tv isn't real, right?

[–]1oldredder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can, however, get tested to ensure your fluid has zero sperm in it. In fact you should probably check on a regular basis but only the doctor could tell you how regular is smart.

[–]freddy_bonnie_chica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make sure it was a complete success. I've heard stories of the operation not going perfectly and impregnation a (rare) occurrence. Also, don't have sex immediately afterwards, as sperm still lives on for a while. http://theturekclinic.com/services/vasectomy/failed-vasectomy-vasectomies-vasectomy-failure-can-often-do-recanalization-rate/

[–]Qwak_Stylez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old are you? Just for reference, obviously the younger you are the harder it is to convince the doctor to go through with it.

[–]1Zanford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'saucer', lol

Great idea. I suspect you are right that women are more attracted to you when they think they can get impregnates. Women have this funny way of always wanting you to jizz up their vag once they know you, even if they get great O's from condom'd sex.

And if you do smoke out a cheating slut by her telling you she's pregnant, please please give us a field report!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your reasoning. I'm no longer revealing anything to anyone

[–]Echelon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make sure to get yourself completely checked, I read that it's something like up to 6 months that you aren't shooting blanks.

Vasalgel sadly can't come soon enough.

[–]pupplenupple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck. Keep in mind that there is always a small risk of recanalization. Any time you get a young fertile plate who you think might be determinedly trying to get pregnant I suggest get yourself checked to see it is still all juice and no seeds. Similarly after any infection, trauma, inflamation or other changes in the area of your balls and urinary tract.

[–]Lesic 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Do you have children? Did you store some sperm for later use?

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have kids. I don't want sperm for later use.

[–]cazzah123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they are reversible now, pretty easy too

[–]fentrix2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I only count a plate-in-training as a saucer

I don't even bother. Even if I did count these, I'd forget one. I tend to to stick with the ones I actually seek the company of, not the ones I see if no one else is available.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not so secret now!


[–]8bitmadness 0 points1 point  (2 children)

why not wait until chemical, reversible vasectomies are perfected? its only a couple years away.

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't want that. I want this.

[–]waylandertheslayer 0 points1 point  (3 children)

If anyone ever tells you she's pregnant and you're the father, claim to have a vasectomy for a few minutes. If she spills the beans about fucking someone else, or otherwise reacts guiltily, you know it might not be yours, and also that she's cheating and the last thing you want to do is tie yourself to her for 18 years.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm probably going to do this if I get a fat raise this year.

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not very expensive and if you have insurance it should be covered.

[–]flexiblehold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should still wrap it, my man.

[–]slerpaderp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might not be my place, but you may want to freeze some sperm. Who knows if u may change your mind down the line.

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