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Rant/VentingMy Ex Gf pulled the pregnancy card (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by asell0808

I have been doing great without her. I have more time to pursue my business aspirations, and I have been doing great with a few other girls that I hold at arms length.

Anyway one night last week she texts me out of the blue while I am hanging out with one of my best friends and she states through a text that she needs to talk to me, but in person. I ignore the text, and she then proceeds to block text me. The final response that really gets my attention is verbatim, "My email from planned parenthood came back and they told me my pregnancy test was positive... what are we going to do?"

How the fuck could this be? We used double protection every time, and we broke up a month ago. I immediately call her, and she deflects with: "I will only talk in person"

So I drive two miles to her house and she is continuing to act as though this is true. About 20 minutes through the discussion she mentions that she lied, and planned parenthood never emailed her about a pregnancy test. She said this because I asked for evidence, and her argument collapsed into why she really wanted me in person. She needed help with her fucking calculus homework. Never again will I give in to this manipulation.

TL; DR Ex Gf states she is pregnant in order for me to come over and find out it is a lie to get me to help her with college math.

EDIT 1: double protection: a condom, and she took the 3 month shot. I witnessed it with my OWN eyes.


[–]doublereignbeau 380 points381 points  (53 children)

Math trouble.

Male response: Pay someone $50 to go over it with you.

Female response: Manipulate a man and burn all bridges to not even attain your goal.

[–]1independentmale 324 points325 points  (13 children)

She should have just said, "Hey, I need some help with my homework and you need your dick sucked. Come over."

That shit would have worked on me.

[–]Niketi 186 points187 points  (1 child)

Evidence that men are better at being women than women.

[–]valhalladclxvi 81 points82 points  (0 children)

That's a fair deal if I ever heard one.

[–]TitanInbound 30 points31 points  (0 children)

She could even use the damn google and search it for herself just like any reasonable human would do

[–]skoobled 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fair trade. But why trade when you can get drama into the bargain for free?

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, and I wouldn't of had t worry about some fake ass pregnancy for the night

[–]muyuu -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Prolly not a good idea to do that with an ex.

[–]asell0808[S] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

YES! Ultimately after she lied she did try to seduce me, but I was too disgusted to stay any longer.

[–]the_red_scimitar 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Plot twist: You stayed and got her pregnant... ;-)

[–]muyuu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if the worst comes to the worst you can get Boris-Beckered.

[–]asell0808[S] 68 points69 points  (30 children)

HAHA spot on. I could not believe she even tried this. It was straight from TRP example, but it was in m life.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (12 children)

I thought it would be like, she wants to get back with you or something. Fucking math homework? Bitch go to the help sessions where TAs do it for you, ffs

[–]asell0808[S] 21 points22 points  (9 children)

While we were dating she literally paid me $40 bucks for a 1000 word essay in her ethics class.

[–]trp_angry_dwarf[🍰] 49 points50 points  (1 child)

A fucking ETHICS class?

Red flag right there.

[–]asell0808[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I see the irony now that you mention it... absolutely no morals haha

[–]minlite 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I'm happy that you took the money at least and didn't do anything for free

[–]asell0808[S] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I work to earn. I would never disrespect myself or another by soliciting free labor.

[–]minlite 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Glad that you're like that. Knowing me, I would probably give in :( I just can't say no.

[–]asell0808[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Once you learn how to control the relationship, you will be able to start putting your foot down when it matters. Never go beta man.

[–]minlite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice bro. I'm trying :)

[–]muyuu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah the lie was expected, but the motive is even lower than expected.

[–]sweetleef 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Next time she'll threaten to call the cops and charge you with rape if you don't write her history essay. Sounds crazy - but any crazier than lying about pregancy for math homework?

Consider this experience a flashing-light warning. If you spend one more second interacting with this woman, you deserve whatever you get.

[–]UmarAlKhattab 12 points13 points  (9 children)

Block her number from your phone AND DELETE her e-mail. She doesn't exist anymore.

[–]LeFlamel 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Do you know how email works?

[–]UmarAlKhattab 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You know what I meant, her contact information.

[–]wontfixnow -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

you still don't know how emails work?

[–]Lysdexics_Untie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You obviously don't know the right people...

[–]LeFlamel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they're the wrong people if you have to pretend they don't exist

[–]1xwm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just set up a filter, or mark her address as spam.

[–]UmphreysMcGee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no reason to waste time doing any of that. Just ignore her next time.

[–]_RAWFFLES_ 6 points7 points  (4 children)

As a man having just done precalc, I understand how hard it is. But this is so beyond fucked up.

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It left me feeling pissed, as if I had just swallowed the pill

[–]_RAWFFLES_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Sorry you had to deal with that bro. :(

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I appreciate the support, but after all is said and done, we are in control of our happiness. The stress was temporary, but I learned a life lesson on how to trust females... you don't.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMentORPHEUS 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Manipulate a man and burn all bridges to not even attain your goal.

No kidding! (Pun intended) One hallmark of adult behavior: asking the question, "And THEN what happens?" when considering taking any action. It amazes me how many chronological adults don't or can't think beyond an immediate goal to consider the broader consequences.

[–]NightGod 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Hell, not even pay someone $50. Just go into your college tutoring center. There are people sitting there all damn day long waiting for the chance to help someone who wants to actually learn. Failing that, office hours. Profs/GAs absolutely love motivated students.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. Or find a couple of classmates of roughly similar talent and motivation to study with, so that you can help each other when you're stuck,

[–]Fortheloveoflife 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think 'math homework' was her saving face. She didn't want to come out and say that she wants you back as then she's putting all of her cards on the table and opening herself up for rejection and failed validation. OP should have seen that. It was never about the maths ;)

[–]1xwm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Male response: Pay someone $50 to go over it with you.

Or, you know, call a friend and say "Hey, I need help with my math homework. Would you please help me out?"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Female response:Leave said man and play the victim of the bridge being burned

[–]5 Endorsed ContributorStayinghereforreal 143 points144 points  (23 children)

Make sure you show buddies the text and tell the story, so word gets around about her. Watch her eyes melt in rage when she hears that you.....told people the truth about her.

[–]TheRealMewt 110 points111 points  (12 children)

And that's how false rape accusations are born.

[–]widec 170 points171 points  (5 children)

Maybe we should start teaching women not to falsely accuse men of rape

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (3 children)

feminist argument: that HARDLY ever happens!!

[–]the_red_scimitar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Except when she dresses like she wants it... /s

[–]95wave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

then you'd think it wouldn't be that hard, kek

[–]1oldredder 27 points28 points  (2 children)

and she will be torn apart as soon as you show the cops she's making up the accusation after making up a pregnancy. Keep the text, she will get no charges to court.

And if in high risk go immediately to get a restraining order against her BEFORE telling everyone else about what she did.

[–]5 Endorsed ContributorStayinghereforreal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Love to see the cross examination on that accusation.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the thing though ... guys are willing to forgive and forget. If she were discredited BEFORE she can make the accusations it should be easier to get them to drop the charges..

[–]asell0808[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

one of my worries at the time

[–]Grompher 23 points24 points  (2 children)

"Uuuggghhh, uugh, Mmmhhh, you have a small dick!"

I don't even consider that an insult anymore. That's just a jaded girl.

[–]RPRob1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My response

"Well you've clearly done the leg work to make this claim."

[–]ChrisBenRoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I could give a shit less what a girl says about my dick. Because guess what that means, I fucked her. I win.

[–]sweetleef 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cue the estrogen rages, where his car gets keyed and fake rape charges get filed.

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I actually might just to make her eat her poison. But honestly she is not worth it

[–]Deresetese 5 points6 points  (1 child)

She really isn't. Just pretend she doesn't exist any more.

[–][deleted] 5 points5 points

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[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much my plan. Maybe with a restraining order.

[–]Tainted_OneX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some petty high school shit. If there's one thing he shouldn't do, it's exactly that.

[–]1feminazis_stalk_me 97 points98 points  (10 children)

Why would you ever contact her again? Lose her number, her email address and don't answer her attempts to contact you. Ghost her. If anybody deserves it, it would be a girl that has no problem using that level of manipulation to get her homework done for her.

[–]asell0808[S] 46 points47 points  (9 children)

You sir have stated pretty much my exact reaction.

[–]martypete 12 points12 points [recovered]

Please tell us you did not help her with that homework...

[–]asell0808[S] 42 points43 points  (7 children)

Nope, I left and went to a kickback with my friend.

[–]UnclutteRed 71 points71 points [recovered]

But m'lady was in distress!

[–]1beerthroway 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Yeah she was obviously about to be raped because he went there... don't you read the news? This thing happens all the time with these TRP neckbeard types.

[–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 22 points23 points  (4 children)

That calculus test will rape her, amirite

[–]SgtBrutalisk 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Math is the tool of the patriarchy, invented for raping women.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Why do you think the integral symbol ∫ looks like a dick?

dx/dy? dicks d y?

patriarchy confirmed

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The homework gave her PTSD.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 69 points70 points  (5 children)

Lying about being pregnant is the lowest thing a woman can do outside of false rape accusations.

I hope you laughed in her face if she really used a fake pregnancy scare to try and get you to do her homework.

[–]1independentmale 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I'd say:

  1. False rape accusation
  2. Cuckolding, making you raise Chad Thundercock's kid by saying it's yours.
  3. Lying about being pregnant / other pregnancy games

We've got to find room in this list for aborting your child without your consent, intentionally and systematically sabotaging your relationships with friends & family, isolating you from your support network, fucking your best friend and so on.

[–]asell0808[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All of this flowed through my mind that night.

[–]systemshock869 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I had an ex tell me she was pregnant once (lie). I don't think it was even implied that it was mine, not sure what her point was. She got some attention out of it I guess. Found out later she had previously falsified a rape.

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[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once a liar, always a liar. AWALT.

[–]asell0808[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I seriously felt fucked up man

[–]TheRealMewt 22 points23 points  (12 children)

Bet she would've talked to you over the phone if you told her "I want a paternity test".

[–]1independentmale 23 points24 points  (8 children)

Those should be the first words out of every man's mouth when a bitch says, "I'm pregnant."

We should teach this to our brothers and our sons, practice it frequently and truly embed it into the culture to the point where it's just automatic. Say it with me:

"I want a paternity test." "I want a paternity test." "I want a paternity test." "Bitch, I ain't signing shit til I see the results of that mother fucking paternity test."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Good idea, but that doesn't help in countries where paternity tests are illegal.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's where our bloated military comes in. any country who would do that to its men, shall be killed. their DNA has failed.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

... There are countries where paternity tests are illegal? And they live on the same planet as us? Holy shit.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Yep. Here's the bit about France:

France

Paternity testing is regulated by the state and only allowed in certain cases:

Without a court order the express consent of the person must be obtained in writing before the carrying out of the examination, after the person has been duly informed of its nature and its purpose.

With a court order (if consent could not be obtained)

This is partially due to the official desire to "preserve the peace" within French families, with the French government citing psychologists who state that fatherhood is determined by society, rather than biology.

French men often circumvent these laws by sending samples of DNA to foreign laboratories, but risk prosecution if caught. The maximum penalty for carrying out secret paternity testing is one year in prison and a €15,000 fine.

In Germany:

Under a 2009 law, secret paternity testing is illegal, and any paternity testing must be conducted by a licensed physician and with the consent of both parents, with the exception of sexual abuse and rape cases.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

consent of both parents

More like consent from both parties, holy shit that is such a horrible idea. She'll go fuck Chad and you are her new hubby.

[–]2insickness 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wow. I had no idea how fucked up those countries are. How can it be illegal TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because men are utterly disposable. We're seen as cattle, to be herded, milked or slaughtered as our herder sees fit.

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

HAHAH holy shit that would have been great

[–]TheRealMewt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well now you know for next time when a bitch tries to get help for her math homework.

[–]Endorsed ContributorFLFTW16 31 points32 points  (15 children)

We used double protection every time

Ambiguous statement. Do you mean condom + birth control, or condom + condom. Please tell us you aren't stupid enough to use two condoms on your dick at the same time....

[–]qwertthrowaway 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Yeah, obviously he put one condom on his dick and the other in her pussy.

[–]Vioret 1 points1 points [recovered]

That could work if she was also using female condoms.

[–]1Dev_on 0 points1 point  (0 children)

latex friction causes pregnancy, stop pretending to know these things

[–]1Starswarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be extremely effective. Especially since he'll never come.

[–]thedude122487 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ambiguous statement

Good point, she probably also lied to OP about being on the pill (which is what I assume he meant by "double protection"). Let's be honest, they were using single protection at best.

[–]Praecipuus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Maybe he means he fucked her in the ass with a condom

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Has someone somewhere actually done that?

[–]justherefortheredpil 8 points9 points  (1 child)

i was taught not to double bag it in health class, so I guess someone has if it was worth stating.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard of people trying to fit their balls inside the condom also, but this was new

[–]Axoc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. Supposedly friction between the condoms rubs away and makes it worse (same rate of failure but less sensation) than not wrapping it at all. At least that's what they told us in high school sex ed.

[–]lagspike 13 points14 points  (4 children)

if you have to blackmail someone into being with you, odds are you are a cunt. you know what's fucked up? the amount of people willing to use a child as a bargaining chip, to entrap someone in a relationship they want no part of. between shit like this and how divorce unfairly treats men, it's going to take a small miracle before I ever consider settling down. there are just too many mines to avoid with respect to dating.

I guess it goes without saying, never trust someone that says they are "on the pill", cause of situations like this one.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

but if men did something like that, it would be rape. like not even a psuedo-rape it would probably just be regular fucking rape by letter of the law.

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I am in total agreement. Our society needs to change in some way for the better. Her form of birth control was a 3 month shot that I witnessed her receiving from the doctor. I honestly would not trust a girl who mentions being on the pill after this little incident.

[–]Donuteater780 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun topic on some of the one year lasting term jabs, you can feel the little stick they put in on their arm, about halfway along the bicep of the hand they dont write with.

[–]putsch80 50 points50 points [recovered]

The calc homework is also a bullshit cover story. She just wanted to know that she still had enough hooks in you to get you to show up to her house in person. Guess she found out she does.

[–]2wiseclockcounter 25 points26 points  (1 child)

the calc homework was just a spur of the moment excuse to get him to stay longer, she had more plans of manipulation of guilting if he'd stayed longer. Probably was gonna try to seduce him.

[–]asell0808[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She did try, I was too disgusted to stay any longer.

[–]havelbrandybuck 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It was less about her getting him to come over and more about seeing if he was enough of a beta bitch to stick around and get manipulated by her shit. She put all her cards on the table, went all in and lost. Not all men would have left after getting the truth out of her, and that's what she looked for.

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For society to change, we need more men to leave when fake situations like these arise. If someone stays with her, they are merely feeding the fire

[–]Gunnilingus 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I had an extremely similar situation happen to me a few years ago. Girl I'd been casually seeing who wanted it to be more despite my resistance says she's pregnant, hysteria ensues, etc. I eventually get her to admit that the reason she thinks she is pregnant is that she had a dream that she was pregnant. A motherfucking dream. I ghosted her after that, and I recommend you do the same. I feel for ya man, don't let her continue to expose you to that kind of stress.

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This deserves a million upvotes to help show others that it does happen pretty often. I am debating a restraining order to be honest.

[–]sailorbrn 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Makes me wonder how may other women are getting ahead by manipulating blue pill men

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Of the ones who get ahead? Nearly all of them. The ones who think it's a badge of courage to have slept their way to success openly admit it.

[–]nothere_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I cant imagine further incetivising this behaviour by spending my dosh on this shit.

[–]RPGrappler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a psychopath! What was the end game "oh yeah this pregnancy is awful news, but in the mean time while we decide what we want to do can you help me with this? Thanks"

[–]updock 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Consider a restraining order. It will save you a lot of time and cover your ass for when she does psychopathic shit later.

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am honestly still debating this idea.

[–]ucfgavin 9 points10 points  (2 children)

holy shit...and she thought that was going to work?

[–]asell0808[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Shit test fucked me up for a bit man. I ghosted her

[–]1oldredder 7 points8 points  (1 child)

lesson learned. Break all contact, block all contact, hard next if you think she's lying, if you know she's manipulating you, if you already left her.

[–]Garconanokin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I feel you-- I had an ex lie about a pregnancy scare and it was one of the most stressful things I've gone though in recent memory. As soon as I told her I had no interest in the kid, she didn't want to talk about it anymore and didn't give me an all clear either. She just wanted me on the hook. I think much less of her for putting me through that.

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was my instant basic reaction man. It really is like a wall of stress bearing down on you.

[–]Stinger86[🍰] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

She didn't want help with the math homework. That was another lie. She just wanted you to come over at any cost so she could stick her fangs back into you and try to win you back. Toxic woman. Avoid.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would literally slap the bitch's face. This isn't something to be joked and lied about.

[–]Isaiah4verse1 16 points17 points  (4 children)

And we're to believe women are as capable as men? Bwah ha ha ha ha!

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

IKR! It was simple math work. I am done with relationships for now

[–]Praecipuus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy Fuck this must be a whole new level of some mental disorder...

[–]Gross_Guy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'd be like sure! Just let me fuck your face and asshole for an hour first and record it, then I'll help you.

[–]JayViceroy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A girl did this to me too. Said she had to see me in person. I ignored most of her texts and deflected direct questions. Eventually her friend broke down and told my buddy that she just wanted me to keep fucking her. But she started gaining weight and her head game was subpar. Don't believe them without proof.

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea I honestly think she was just alone, horny, and single. Her head game was also subpar lol. Going to keep messing with plates for now.

[–]charlesbukowksi 4 points5 points  (1 child)

i doubt she really just needed help with math homework. the truth is much more embarassing.

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just wanted me to comeover. i realize this now

[–]nothere_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

instead of using wolfram alpha she burns an alpha

[–]Merica911 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was type of sick joke this this?

[–]tankezord 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You have being dating some kind of retard over there...

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me about it. She is a ghost now man.

[–]Hyperian 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i think women in general just have poor planning skills.

maybe she knows that the pregnancy card will absolutely get you to her house so she didn't think that you might actually NOT do homework for her even when you get there.

i have no clue how women get through their days like this.

[–]BlackHeart89 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wowwww. Your ex is fucking crazy. She made up this elaborate plan just to get you over there to do her math homework???

Did she even think that through??? Her ability to rationalize things is completely fucked up. STAY AWAY from her bro. She's the type to accuse you of rape when it didn't happen or say that you physically abused her and you end getting jumped by some white nights, all because you decided not to buy her a goddamn movie ticket that you promised her while you two were dating.

[–]jumpingdonkey 2 points3 points  (1 child)

wtf ! seems like you dodged a crazy/bullet there man !

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No more relationships for awhile. The stress that night was insane.

[–]tdboss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She just misses you bro. That's why she lied.

[–]eclectro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people have a harder time with honesty than others. Maybe someone can explain to me why this is not a personality disorder /r/BPD

[–]boredguy93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dude if she was pregnant she would have still been pregnant the next day. you let your buddy down.

[–]the_red_scimitar 2 points3 points  (3 children)

You should have helped her. To fail at the math. After that, she won't call you again.

[–]foldpak111 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I actually wouldn't even be mad at her. I'd go from being scared to laughing. Laughing all the way to a venue to meet up with a plate.

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect recovery, besides earning a paycheck.

[–]HeinousFu_kery 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This looks like a classic spot for the best parting shot of all time: "Honey, you're not pretty enough to be THAT stupid..."

[–]Qwak_Stylez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Should of given her all the wrong answers. But then you'd have wasted time on her, but it would of been hilarious.

[–]4delicioustreats 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She's a dumb bitch...

and she conned you.

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not going to lie, i got conned

[–]kempff 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I ignore the text, and she then proceeds to block text me.

I disbelieve your story because it is impossible both to ignore someone's texts and to know they have blocked you.

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"block text" simply means she continues to text me large amounts of texts without me responding to them. Sorry for the ambiguity.

[–]Man-with-a-pitchfork 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ver batem

You mean verbatim, "word for word".

[–]Deresetese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck would that have helped her?
Even if anyone believed that, I'm sure nobody would help her with maths in that moment.

[–]1Dev_on 1 point2 points  (4 children)

oh well, guess you might as well get back together, and since she's pregnant, no need to use protection.

I have a friend who had this scenario. Until you see the test, be very skeptical

[–]omegabw 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I've had the same exact scenario happen to me, except I knew she was lying as soon as she said that she was pregnant. This more than likely won't be the last attempt she'll make to deceive you so my advice is to pretend she doesn't exist from now on. She'll eventually find someone else and then she won't be your problem anymore.

[–]ShekelBanker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Really, was it not just easier to ask you to help her with calculus than pull this disgusting stunt?

[–]thenarrrowpath 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Female logic is absolutely amazing.

[–]armallthebears 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She sounds like she would make the worst mother ever.

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[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Newsflash: women will say and do all kinds of dumb shit in service to their agenda. This kind of behaviour isn't limited to the maniacs.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop with this idiotic term. It highlights your inexperience. A girl's ability to go "crazy" is proportional to your SMV no matter how sensible she seems from spending time with her.

Notice how: "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" has no mention of how crazy a girl is.

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Manipulative crazy. I once really enjoyed being around her, but it taught me a valuable lesson: No sex, money, or event will stay the same as time goes on when you are in a relationship with a girl. Things change.

[–]Dr_Wally 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well in her defense, doing calc homework kinda feels like getting fucked.

[–]Nicholas_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you slapped some sense into her and left.

[–]Dukedomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How-Lee-FUCK! You dodged a bullet of being stuck with her crazy ass!

[–]DreamBoatGuy25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fairness Calculus is really hard!