I have been doing great without her. I have more time to pursue my business aspirations, and I have been doing great with a few other girls that I hold at arms length.
Anyway one night last week she texts me out of the blue while I am hanging out with one of my best friends and she states through a text that she needs to talk to me, but in person. I ignore the text, and she then proceeds to block text me. The final response that really gets my attention is verbatim, "My email from planned parenthood came back and they told me my pregnancy test was positive... what are we going to do?"
How the fuck could this be? We used double protection every time, and we broke up a month ago. I immediately call her, and she deflects with: "I will only talk in person"
So I drive two miles to her house and she is continuing to act as though this is true. About 20 minutes through the discussion she mentions that she lied, and planned parenthood never emailed her about a pregnancy test. She said this because I asked for evidence, and her argument collapsed into why she really wanted me in person. She needed help with her fucking calculus homework. Never again will I give in to this manipulation.
Ex Gf states she is pregnant in order for me to come over and find out it is a lie to get me to help her with college math.
EDIT 1: double protection: a condom, and she took the 3 month shot. I witnessed it with my OWN eyes.