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Rant/VentingMy Ex Gf pulled the pregnancy card (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by asell0808

I have been doing great without her. I have more time to pursue my business aspirations, and I have been doing great with a few other girls that I hold at arms length.

Anyway one night last week she texts me out of the blue while I am hanging out with one of my best friends and she states through a text that she needs to talk to me, but in person. I ignore the text, and she then proceeds to block text me. The final response that really gets my attention is verbatim, "My email from planned parenthood came back and they told me my pregnancy test was positive... what are we going to do?"

How the fuck could this be? We used double protection every time, and we broke up a month ago. I immediately call her, and she deflects with: "I will only talk in person"

So I drive two miles to her house and she is continuing to act as though this is true. About 20 minutes through the discussion she mentions that she lied, and planned parenthood never emailed her about a pregnancy test. She said this because I asked for evidence, and her argument collapsed into why she really wanted me in person. She needed help with her fucking calculus homework. Never again will I give in to this manipulation.

TL; DR Ex Gf states she is pregnant in order for me to come over and find out it is a lie to get me to help her with college math.

EDIT 1: double protection: a condom, and she took the 3 month shot. I witnessed it with my OWN eyes.


[–]doublereignbeau376 points377 points  (53 children) | Copy Link

Math trouble.

Male response: Pay someone $50 to go over it with you.

Female response: Manipulate a man and burn all bridges to not even attain your goal.

[–]1independentmale327 points328 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

She should have just said, "Hey, I need some help with my homework and you need your dick sucked. Come over."

That shit would have worked on me.

[–]Niketi184 points185 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Evidence that men are better at being women than women.

[–]valhalladclxvi82 points83 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That's a fair deal if I ever heard one.

[–]TitanInbound30 points31 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She could even use the damn google and search it for herself just like any reasonable human would do

[–]skoobled7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fair trade. But why trade when you can get drama into the bargain for free?

[–]asell0808[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Same, and I wouldn't of had t worry about some fake ass pregnancy for the night

[–]muyuu-2 points-1 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Prolly not a good idea to do that with an ex.

[–]asell0808[S] 9 points10 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

YES! Ultimately after she lied she did try to seduce me, but I was too disgusted to stay any longer.

[–]the_red_scimitar8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Plot twist: You stayed and got her pregnant... ;-)

[–]muyuu1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

And if the worst comes to the worst you can get Boris-Beckered.

[–]asell0808[S] 71 points72 points  (30 children) | Copy Link

HAHA spot on. I could not believe she even tried this. It was straight from TRP example, but it was in m life.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

I thought it would be like, she wants to get back with you or something. Fucking math homework? Bitch go to the help sessions where TAs do it for you, ffs

[–]asell0808[S] 19 points20 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

While we were dating she literally paid me $40 bucks for a 1000 word essay in her ethics class.

[–]trp_angry_dwarf55 points56 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

A fucking ETHICS class?

Red flag right there.

[–]asell0808[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I see the irony now that you mention it... absolutely no morals haha

[–]minlite4 points5 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

I'm happy that you took the money at least and didn't do anything for free

[–]asell0808[S] 11 points12 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

I work to earn. I would never disrespect myself or another by soliciting free labor.

[–]minlite1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Glad that you're like that. Knowing me, I would probably give in :( I just can't say no.

[–]asell0808[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Once you learn how to control the relationship, you will be able to start putting your foot down when it matters. Never go beta man.

[–]minlite1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thanks for the advice bro. I'm trying :)

[–]muyuu3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah the lie was expected, but the motive is even lower than expected.

[–]sweetleef15 points16 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Next time she'll threaten to call the cops and charge you with rape if you don't write her history essay. Sounds crazy - but any crazier than lying about pregancy for math homework?

Consider this experience a flashing-light warning. If you spend one more second interacting with this woman, you deserve whatever you get.

[–]UmarAlKhattab11 points12 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

Block her number from your phone AND DELETE her e-mail. She doesn't exist anymore.

[–]LeFlamel14 points15 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

Do you know how email works?

[–]UmarAlKhattab10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You know what I meant, her contact information.

[–]Lysdexics_Untie1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You obviously don't know the right people...

[–]LeFlamel3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Pretty sure they're the wrong people if you have to pretend they don't exist

[–]1xwm0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Just set up a filter, or mark her address as spam.

[–]UmphreysMcGee1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

There's no reason to waste time doing any of that. Just ignore her next time.

[–]_RAWFFLES_3 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

As a man having just done precalc, I understand how hard it is. But this is so beyond fucked up.

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

It left me feeling pissed, as if I had just swallowed the pill

[–]_RAWFFLES_1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Sorry you had to deal with that bro. :(

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

I appreciate the support, but after all is said and done, we are in control of our happiness. The stress was temporary, but I learned a life lesson on how to trust females... you don't.

[–]Senior ContributorMentORPHEUS13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Manipulate a man and burn all bridges to not even attain your goal.

No kidding! (Pun intended) One hallmark of adult behavior: asking the question, "And THEN what happens?" when considering taking any action. It amazes me how many chronological adults don't or can't think beyond an immediate goal to consider the broader consequences.

[–]NightGod10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Hell, not even pay someone $50. Just go into your college tutoring center. There are people sitting there all damn day long waiting for the chance to help someone who wants to actually learn. Failing that, office hours. Profs/GAs absolutely love motivated students.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This. Or find a couple of classmates of roughly similar talent and motivation to study with, so that you can help each other when you're stuck,

[–]Fortheloveoflife21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I think 'math homework' was her saving face. She didn't want to come out and say that she wants you back as then she's putting all of her cards on the table and opening herself up for rejection and failed validation. OP should have seen that. It was never about the maths ;)

[–]1xwm2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Male response: Pay someone $50 to go over it with you.

Or, you know, call a friend and say "Hey, I need help with my math homework. Would you please help me out?"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Female response:Leave said man and play the victim of the bridge being burned

[–]5 Endorsed ContributorStayinghereforreal140 points141 points  (23 children) | Copy Link

Make sure you show buddies the text and tell the story, so word gets around about her. Watch her eyes melt in rage when she hears that you.....told people the truth about her.

[–]TheRealMewt106 points107 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

And that's how false rape accusations are born.

[–]widec172 points173 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Maybe we should start teaching women not to falsely accuse men of rape

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

feminist argument: that HARDLY ever happens!!

[–]the_red_scimitar5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Except when she dresses like she wants it... /s

[–]95wave1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

then you'd think it wouldn't be that hard, kek

[–]1oldredder26 points27 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

and she will be torn apart as soon as you show the cops she's making up the accusation after making up a pregnancy. Keep the text, she will get no charges to court.

And if in high risk go immediately to get a restraining order against her BEFORE telling everyone else about what she did.

[–]5 Endorsed ContributorStayinghereforreal13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Love to see the cross examination on that accusation.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That's the thing though ... guys are willing to forgive and forget. If she were discredited BEFORE she can make the accusations it should be easier to get them to drop the charges..

[–]asell0808[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

one of my worries at the time

[–]Grompher23 points24 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

"Uuuggghhh, uugh, Mmmhhh, you have a small dick!"

I don't even consider that an insult anymore. That's just a jaded girl.

[–]RPRob116 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

My response

"Well you've clearly done the leg work to make this claim."

[–]ChrisBenRoy5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I could give a shit less what a girl says about my dick. Because guess what that means, I fucked her. I win.

[–]sweetleef5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Cue the estrogen rages, where his car gets keyed and fake rape charges get filed.

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

I actually might just to make her eat her poison. But honestly she is not worth it

[–]Deresetese5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She really isn't. Just pretend she doesn't exist any more.

[–][deleted] 5 points5 points | Copy Link

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[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Pretty much my plan. Maybe with a restraining order.

[–]Tainted_OneX0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

That's some petty high school shit. If there's one thing he shouldn't do, it's exactly that.

[–]1feminazis_stalk_me95 points96 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

Why would you ever contact her again? Lose her number, her email address and don't answer her attempts to contact you. Ghost her. If anybody deserves it, it would be a girl that has no problem using that level of manipulation to get her homework done for her.

[–]asell0808[S] 41 points42 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

You sir have stated pretty much my exact reaction.

[–]martypete 12 points12 points [recovered] | Copy Link

Please tell us you did not help her with that homework...

[–]asell0808[S] 43 points44 points [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link

Nope, I left and went to a kickback with my friend.

[–]UnclutteRed 71 points71 points [recovered] | Copy Link

But m'lady was in distress!

[–]1beerthroway26 points27 points [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

Yeah she was obviously about to be raped because he went there... don't you read the news? This thing happens all the time with these TRP neckbeard types.

[–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself23 points24 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

That calculus test will rape her, amirite

[–]SgtBrutalisk20 points21 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Math is the tool of the patriarchy, invented for raping women.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Why do you think the integral symbol ∫ looks like a dick?

dx/dy? dicks d y?

patriarchy confirmed

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The homework gave her PTSD.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan69 points70 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Lying about being pregnant is the lowest thing a woman can do outside of false rape accusations.

I hope you laughed in her face if she really used a fake pregnancy scare to try and get you to do her homework.

[–]1independentmale35 points36 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'd say:

  1. False rape accusation
  2. Cuckolding, making you raise Chad Thundercock's kid by saying it's yours.
  3. Lying about being pregnant / other pregnancy games

We've got to find room in this list for aborting your child without your consent, intentionally and systematically sabotaging your relationships with friends & family, isolating you from your support network, fucking your best friend and so on.

[–]asell0808[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

All of this flowed through my mind that night.

[–]systemshock8692 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I had an ex tell me she was pregnant once (lie). I don't think it was even implied that it was mine, not sure what her point was. She got some attention out of it I guess. Found out later she had previously falsified a rape.

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[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Once a liar, always a liar. AWALT.

[–]asell0808[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I seriously felt fucked up man

[–]TheRealMewt21 points22 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

Bet she would've talked to you over the phone if you told her "I want a paternity test".

[–]1independentmale23 points24 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

Those should be the first words out of every man's mouth when a bitch says, "I'm pregnant."

We should teach this to our brothers and our sons, practice it frequently and truly embed it into the culture to the point where it's just automatic. Say it with me:

"I want a paternity test." "I want a paternity test." "I want a paternity test." "Bitch, I ain't signing shit til I see the results of that mother fucking paternity test."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Good idea, but that doesn't help in countries where paternity tests are illegal.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

that's where our bloated military comes in. any country who would do that to its men, shall be killed. their DNA has failed.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

... There are countries where paternity tests are illegal? And they live on the same planet as us? Holy shit.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Yep. Here's the bit about France:

France

Paternity testing is regulated by the state and only allowed in certain cases:

Without a court order the express consent of the person must be obtained in writing before the carrying out of the examination, after the person has been duly informed of its nature and its purpose.

With a court order (if consent could not be obtained)

This is partially due to the official desire to "preserve the peace" within French families, with the French government citing psychologists who state that fatherhood is determined by society, rather than biology.

French men often circumvent these laws by sending samples of DNA to foreign laboratories, but risk prosecution if caught. The maximum penalty for carrying out secret paternity testing is one year in prison and a €15,000 fine.

In Germany:

Under a 2009 law, secret paternity testing is illegal, and any paternity testing must be conducted by a licensed physician and with the consent of both parents, with the exception of sexual abuse and rape cases.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

consent of both parents

More like consent from both parties, holy shit that is such a horrible idea. She'll go fuck Chad and you are her new hubby.

[–]asell0808[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

fuck this. Wait til this law reaches the US

[–]2insickness2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Wow. I had no idea how fucked up those countries are. How can it be illegal TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Because men are utterly disposable. We're seen as cattle, to be herded, milked or slaughtered as our herder sees fit.

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

HAHAH holy shit that would have been great

[–]TheRealMewt1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Well now you know for next time when a bitch tries to get help for her math homework.

[–]Endorsed ContributorFLFTW1627 points28 points  (15 children) | Copy Link

We used double protection every time

Ambiguous statement. Do you mean condom + birth control, or condom + condom. Please tell us you aren't stupid enough to use two condoms on your dick at the same time....

[–]qwertthrowaway 18 points18 points [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, obviously he put one condom on his dick and the other in her pussy.

[–]Vioret 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

That could work if she was also using female condoms.

[–]1Dev_on0 points1 point [recovered] [recovered] (0 children) | Copy Link

latex friction causes pregnancy, stop pretending to know these things

[–]1Starswarm0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

That would be extremely effective. Especially since he'll never come.

[–]thedude1224874 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ambiguous statement

Good point, she probably also lied to OP about being on the pill (which is what I assume he meant by "double protection"). Let's be honest, they were using single protection at best.

[–]Praecipuus2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Maybe he means he fucked her in the ass with a condom

[–]asell0808[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

hahaha wtf. I love this one

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Has someone somewhere actually done that?

[–]justherefortheredpil5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

i was taught not to double bag it in health class, so I guess someone has if it was worth stating.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I've heard of people trying to fit their balls inside the condom also, but this was new

[–]Axoc2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes. Supposedly friction between the condoms rubs away and makes it worse (same rate of failure but less sensation) than not wrapping it at all. At least that's what they told us in high school sex ed.

[–]lagspike12 points13 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

if you have to blackmail someone into being with you, odds are you are a cunt. you know what's fucked up? the amount of people willing to use a child as a bargaining chip, to entrap someone in a relationship they want no part of. between shit like this and how divorce unfairly treats men, it's going to take a small miracle before I ever consider settling down. there are just too many mines to avoid with respect to dating.

I guess it goes without saying, never trust someone that says they are "on the pill", cause of situations like this one.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

but if men did something like that, it would be rape. like not even a psuedo-rape it would probably just be regular fucking rape by letter of the law.

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I am in total agreement. Our society needs to change in some way for the better. Her form of birth control was a 3 month shot that I witnessed her receiving from the doctor. I honestly would not trust a girl who mentions being on the pill after this little incident.

[–]Donuteater7801 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fun topic on some of the one year lasting term jabs, you can feel the little stick they put in on their arm, about halfway along the bicep of the hand they dont write with.

[–]putsch80 50 points50 points [recovered] | Copy Link

The calc homework is also a bullshit cover story. She just wanted to know that she still had enough hooks in you to get you to show up to her house in person. Guess she found out she does.

[–]2wiseclockcounter25 points26 points [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

the calc homework was just a spur of the moment excuse to get him to stay longer, she had more plans of manipulation of guilting if he'd stayed longer. Probably was gonna try to seduce him.

[–]asell0808[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She did try, I was too disgusted to stay any longer.

[–]havelbrandybuck8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

It was less about her getting him to come over and more about seeing if he was enough of a beta bitch to stick around and get manipulated by her shit. She put all her cards on the table, went all in and lost. Not all men would have left after getting the truth out of her, and that's what she looked for.

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

For society to change, we need more men to leave when fake situations like these arise. If someone stays with her, they are merely feeding the fire

[–]Gunnilingus12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I had an extremely similar situation happen to me a few years ago. Girl I'd been casually seeing who wanted it to be more despite my resistance says she's pregnant, hysteria ensues, etc. I eventually get her to admit that the reason she thinks she is pregnant is that she had a dream that she was pregnant. A motherfucking dream. I ghosted her after that, and I recommend you do the same. I feel for ya man, don't let her continue to expose you to that kind of stress.

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This deserves a million upvotes to help show others that it does happen pretty often. I am debating a restraining order to be honest.

[–]sailorbrn10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Makes me wonder how may other women are getting ahead by manipulating blue pill men

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Of the ones who get ahead? Nearly all of them. The ones who think it's a badge of courage to have slept their way to success openly admit it.

[–]nothere_4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I cant imagine further incetivising this behaviour by spending my dosh on this shit.

[–]RPGrappler9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What a psychopath! What was the end game "oh yeah this pregnancy is awful news, but in the mean time while we decide what we want to do can you help me with this? Thanks"

[–]updock9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Consider a restraining order. It will save you a lot of time and cover your ass for when she does psychopathic shit later.

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I am honestly still debating this idea.

[–]ucfgavin8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

holy shit...and she thought that was going to work?

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Shit test fucked me up for a bit man. I ghosted her

[–]1oldredder6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

lesson learned. Break all contact, block all contact, hard next if you think she's lying, if you know she's manipulating you, if you already left her.

[–]Garconanokin5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I feel you-- I had an ex lie about a pregnancy scare and it was one of the most stressful things I've gone though in recent memory. As soon as I told her I had no interest in the kid, she didn't want to talk about it anymore and didn't give me an all clear either. She just wanted me on the hook. I think much less of her for putting me through that.

[–]asell0808[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This was my instant basic reaction man. It really is like a wall of stress bearing down on you.

[–]Stinger866 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She didn't want help with the math homework. That was another lie. She just wanted you to come over at any cost so she could stick her fangs back into you and try to win you back. Toxic woman. Avoid.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I would literally slap the bitch's face. This isn't something to be joked and lied about.

[–]Isaiah4verse115 points16 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

And we're to believe women are as capable as men? Bwah ha ha ha ha!

[–]asell0808[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

IKR! It was simple math work. I am done with relationships for now

[–]Praecipuus4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Holy Fuck this must be a whole new level of some mental disorder...

[–]Gross_Guy4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'd be like sure! Just let me fuck your face and asshole for an hour first and record it, then I'll help you.

[–]JayViceroy6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

A girl did this to me too. Said she had to see me in person. I ignored most of her texts and deflected direct questions. Eventually her friend broke down and told my buddy that she just wanted me to keep fucking her. But she started gaining weight and her head game was subpar. Don't believe them without proof.

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yea I honestly think she was just alone, horny, and single. Her head game was also subpar lol. Going to keep messing with plates for now.

[–]charlesbukowksi3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

i doubt she really just needed help with math homework. the truth is much more embarassing.

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

She just wanted me to comeover. i realize this now

[–]nothere_4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

instead of using wolfram alpha she burns an alpha

[–]Merica9113 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Was type of sick joke this this?

[–]tankezord3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You have being dating some kind of retard over there...

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Tell me about it. She is a ghost now man.

[–]Hyperian4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

i think women in general just have poor planning skills.

maybe she knows that the pregnancy card will absolutely get you to her house so she didn't think that you might actually NOT do homework for her even when you get there.

i have no clue how women get through their days like this.

[–]asell0808[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yea as soon as I found out it was a lie I was gone for good. She fucked up.

[–]BlackHeart893 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Wowwww. Your ex is fucking crazy. She made up this elaborate plan just to get you over there to do her math homework???

Did she even think that through??? Her ability to rationalize things is completely fucked up. STAY AWAY from her bro. She's the type to accuse you of rape when it didn't happen or say that you physically abused her and you end getting jumped by some white nights, all because you decided not to buy her a goddamn movie ticket that you promised her while you two were dating.

[–]asell0808[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is why she was ghosted. I could not handle being with someone like that.

[–]jumpingdonkey2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

wtf ! seems like you dodged a crazy/bullet there man !

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No more relationships for awhile. The stress that night was insane.

[–]tdboss2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She just misses you bro. That's why she lied.

[–]eclectro2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Some people have a harder time with honesty than others. Maybe someone can explain to me why this is not a personality disorder /r/BPD

[–]boredguy932 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

dude if she was pregnant she would have still been pregnant the next day. you let your buddy down.

[–]the_red_scimitar2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

You should have helped her. To fail at the math. After that, she won't call you again.

[–]asell0808[S] -1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

It was on my mind honestly

[–]the_red_scimitar1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah. I suggest it, but actually, wouldn't waste the time on it.

[–]foldpak1112 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I actually wouldn't even be mad at her. I'd go from being scared to laughing. Laughing all the way to a venue to meet up with a plate.

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Perfect recovery, besides earning a paycheck.

[–]HeinousFu_kery2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

This looks like a classic spot for the best parting shot of all time: "Honey, you're not pretty enough to be THAT stupid..."

[–]Qwak_Stylez6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Should of given her all the wrong answers. But then you'd have wasted time on her, but it would of been hilarious.

[–]4delicioustreats3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She's a dumb bitch...

and she conned you.

[–]asell0808[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Not going to lie, i got conned

[–]kempff1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I ignore the text, and she then proceeds to block text me.

I disbelieve your story because it is impossible both to ignore someone's texts and to know they have blocked you.

[–]asell0808[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

"block text" simply means she continues to text me large amounts of texts without me responding to them. Sorry for the ambiguity.

[–]Man-with-a-pitchfork1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

ver batem

You mean verbatim, "word for word".

[–]Deresetese1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

How the fuck would that have helped her?
Even if anyone believed that, I'm sure nobody would help her with maths in that moment.

[–]1Dev_on1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

oh well, guess you might as well get back together, and since she's pregnant, no need to use protection.

I have a friend who had this scenario. Until you see the test, be very skeptical

[–]asell0808[S] -1 points0 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Yea but she is not pregnant lol. She lied

[–]1Dev_on1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

that was the point I was making.

I have a friend with a 'wife' because of this

[–]asell0808[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Welcome to modern society man.

[–]1Dev_on1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hey, you're the one who drove over there

[–]omegabw1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I've had the same exact scenario happen to me, except I knew she was lying as soon as she said that she was pregnant. This more than likely won't be the last attempt she'll make to deceive you so my advice is to pretend she doesn't exist from now on. She'll eventually find someone else and then she won't be your problem anymore.

[–]asell0808[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Shit needs to be unacceptable

[–]ShekelBanker1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Really, was it not just easier to ask you to help her with calculus than pull this disgusting stunt?

[–]thenarrrowpath1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Female logic is absolutely amazing.

[–]armallthebears1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She sounds like she would make the worst mother ever.

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[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Newsflash: women will say and do all kinds of dumb shit in service to their agenda. This kind of behaviour isn't limited to the maniacs.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Stop with this idiotic term. It highlights your inexperience. A girl's ability to go "crazy" is proportional to your SMV no matter how sensible she seems from spending time with her.

Notice how: "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" has no mention of how crazy a girl is.

[–]asell0808[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Manipulative crazy. I once really enjoyed being around her, but it taught me a valuable lesson: No sex, money, or event will stay the same as time goes on when you are in a relationship with a girl. Things change.

[–]Dr_Wally2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

well in her defense, doing calc homework kinda feels like getting fucked.

[–]Nicholas_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I hope you slapped some sense into her and left.

[–]Dukedomb0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

How-Lee-FUCK! You dodged a bullet of being stuck with her crazy ass!

[–]DreamBoatGuy250 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

In fairness Calculus is really hard!

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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